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Title: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Procrustes on May 11, 2012, 03:33:18 PM
(http://forums.somethingawful.com/attachment.php?postid=401594483)

(http://i40.tinypic.com/11twl6c.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/7y3Uy.jpg)

(http://imgur.com/XGHn8)

(http://i.imgur.com/WkP43.jpg)

Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Procrustes on May 11, 2012, 04:40:26 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/y2VI1l.jpg)
Why is it that human garbage like this always have an unmade bed?

(http://i.imgur.com/zuRX2.jpg)
old-ass goon with grotesquely long nails

(http://i.imgur.com/WnGExl.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/4Q2pYl.jpg)
bwaahahahaha

(http://i.imgur.com/oweiX.jpg)
Cube farm had a bumper crop of scrawny long-haired faggots

(http://i.imgur.com/cSpLg.jpg)
Arms lookin' like freezer bags full of ricotta cheese

(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/76384771/photo1.jpg)
So many things wrong in this image, but look @ this nigga hands.  He's ready to choke a bitch.

(http://i.imgur.com/M5WNa.jpg)
transcreature

(http://i.imgur.com/nsIKUl.jpg)
nancyboy?????





Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on May 12, 2012, 07:34:30 AM
1,000% chance those first four are fags.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on May 12, 2012, 01:57:29 PM
If that's style, I'm glad I have none of it.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Procrustes on May 14, 2012, 03:15:33 PM
IDK who that faggot is but lol x 1000 @ both of em wearing "internet" t shirts outside of the privacy of their lowtaxian minimanors
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: yowhatupg on May 17, 2012, 06:54:51 AM
We need Keep It Real back to roast that ol' keychain carabiner dickhead.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on May 17, 2012, 09:59:45 AM
I vote that no one needs KIR for anything.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: GFR on June 08, 2012, 07:44:17 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/kbpxV.png)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: OSI on June 09, 2012, 01:56:35 AM
privilege is "i win u lose" + "i am not responsible for anything i do", and its "you're not responsible for anything you've done", trying to bring you down to their level of failure.

88888888888888888888888888888888888888888 privilege "discussion" ahead:

http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/161621/a-question-on-sexismmisogyny/p1

pony avatars and butt hurt about the trailer on some shitty video game included for free
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: internet culture on June 09, 2012, 11:04:02 AM
(http://kateordiecomics.com/wp-content/webcomic/kateordie/WomenFeminism.png)
insightful social commentary
privilege is "i win u lose" + "i am not responsible for anything i do", and its "you're not responsible for anything you've done", trying to bring you down to their level of failure.

88888888888888888888888888888888888888888 privilege "discussion" ahead:

http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/161621/a-question-on-sexismmisogyny/p1

pony avatars and butt hurt about the trailer on some shitty video game included for free
the trailer was admittedly embarrassing, but chances are the type of people who genuinely like that sort of thing will always be pretty low on the social ladder.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: GFR on June 26, 2012, 07:15:30 PM
Redditors:

(From their Baltimore Goon meet)

(http://i.imgur.com/psrSU.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on June 26, 2012, 10:48:07 PM
It's got to hurt a woman when she flashes her tits and men look away.

Also, the Oriental chick in the blue sweatshirt is very cute.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Spokker on June 27, 2012, 04:29:23 AM
We're supposed to worry about fat acceptance and shit, yet fat chicks seem to have the most fucking confidence in the world and flash their big flabby titties at the drop of a hat.


Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: wimpb on June 27, 2012, 08:18:18 AM
Redditors:

(From their Baltimore Goon meet)

(http://i.imgur.com/psrSU.jpg)

http://youtu.be/wo1v6KQRlgU?t=2m58s
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on July 21, 2012, 11:03:30 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/BVHRK.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on August 23, 2012, 12:27:10 PM
redditors count

(http://i.imgur.com/R3bRE.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/tsINb.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on August 23, 2012, 09:32:09 PM
The owl's expression is what seals it.

1. "Jesus christ, you two"

2. "I'm not even going to look at this fucker"
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on August 24, 2012, 08:23:45 AM
He's got his game face on in the first picture. He is expecting a family of rodents to be nesting in that neckbeard, and rightly so.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on August 24, 2012, 09:06:01 AM
wait a minute, how the fuck does he have a ginger beard and black hair?  :eminem:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on August 24, 2012, 12:21:07 PM
He's got his game face on in the first picture. He is expecting a family of rodents to be nesting in that neckbeard, and rightly so.

How else could he expect to feed that magical beast?

(http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/892/892547/familyguy-petersswallows_1217539584.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Birk on August 24, 2012, 10:24:02 PM
That poor Owl.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on August 26, 2012, 12:27:07 AM
The same one is free of parasites and fungal infections.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on August 29, 2012, 01:52:27 AM
Quote
I'm a sex positive, disabled, pansexual, polyamorous, kinky, intersex trans Leather man who is dedicated to making the world a better place via education and joy.

(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/551198_10151153006564278_1187368922_n.jpg)

 :stewart:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on August 29, 2012, 01:55:00 AM
It's boy/girl/it/queer/genderfluid open relationship partner

(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/208217_10150214717867755_2144345_n.jpg)

 :tuss:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: DougEPhresh on August 29, 2012, 03:52:48 PM
Some people just deserve each other.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on August 29, 2012, 04:26:40 PM
Quote
I'm a sex positive, disabled, pansexual, polyamorous, kinky, intersex trans Leather man who is dedicated to making the world a better place via education and joy.

(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/551198_10151153006564278_1187368922_n.jpg)

 :stewart:

I read this quote to see if it could be a possible sexual composition, and I am pretty sure it has probably already been spoken several times.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on August 29, 2012, 10:39:24 PM
If I were that thing's doctor I would prescribe suicide.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on August 30, 2012, 03:53:54 AM
(http://www.softalbum.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/05fdf_friendship_5999112968_2dbc038a2a.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on August 30, 2012, 10:50:23 AM
(http://www.softalbum.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/05fdf_friendship_5999112968_2dbc038a2a.jpg)

Dude in background on left appears to be scoping out Twinkie the Kid with very longing eyes.  Or perhaps that is the look of disgust, but based on the crowd/function, I am going with my first choice.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: OSI on September 02, 2012, 08:55:38 PM
I think most of our recent presidents have been left handed IIRC.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: POST REGERT on September 04, 2012, 01:06:13 PM
Quote
I'm a sex positive, disabled, pansexual, polyamorous, kinky, intersex trans Leather man who is dedicated to making the world a better place via education and joy.

(http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/551198_10151153006564278_1187368922_n.jpg)

Jesus Christ can you be more broken.  Part of me actually feels bad for people like this.  They obviously need some serious mental help.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: internet culture on September 04, 2012, 03:18:18 PM
As someone who genuinely is physically disabled, I find it hilarious how Tumblr freaks are the only people online who actually list that as a badge of honor in their profiles. The more minority badges you pile up, the better a person you are on that site.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on September 05, 2012, 10:42:51 PM
Oh, Ronnie. You filthy goon. :allears:

(http://www.whompcomic.com/comics/2012-08-08-Imperfect-Strangers.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on September 06, 2012, 09:08:05 PM
You know I'm gonna say it...


FILTHY FUCKING GOONS!
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on September 27, 2012, 01:09:29 PM
What am I looking at, besides bacne?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Birk on September 27, 2012, 03:14:44 PM
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b249/steviemcc/Mass%20Effect%20Tattoo/193.jpg)

 :facepalm:

The background looks like something you'd get painted on the side of a van.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on September 27, 2012, 08:07:22 PM
When my back is rockin', don't come a-knockin'!
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on September 28, 2012, 01:36:26 AM
oh my fucking lord  :myecred:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on September 29, 2012, 08:59:58 AM
lol Matthew 5:8 above a picture of captain spaceman:

5:8 Blessed are the pure in heart: for they shall see God.

Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Procrustes on September 29, 2012, 09:24:55 AM
Why does that guy have a fuckin belly button on his back? :myecred:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on September 29, 2012, 09:56:31 AM
Why does that guy have a fuckin belly button on his back? :myecred:
It is his Jewish cloaca. He will soon release his clutch.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on September 29, 2012, 01:57:24 PM
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b249/steviemcc/Mass%20Effect%20Tattoo/193.jpg)

 :facepalm:

The background looks like something you'd get painted on the side of a van.

Vans are even more classy than that back.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on September 30, 2012, 10:52:46 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-7Bd62GmzYT0/UF6gRXd5GnI/AAAAAAAAAzQ/Wjrq8ruJH88/s1600/obama+prop+02.jpg)

[  ] Man
[  ] Woman
[X] Goon
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on October 01, 2012, 07:01:14 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-7Bd62GmzYT0/UF6gRXd5GnI/AAAAAAAAAzQ/Wjrq8ruJH88/s1600/obama+prop+02.jpg)

[  ] Man
[  ] Woman
[  ] Goon
[X] Ginger
:smug:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on October 01, 2012, 11:10:58 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-7Bd62GmzYT0/UF6gRXd5GnI/AAAAAAAAAzQ/Wjrq8ruJH88/s1600/obama+prop+02.jpg)

[  ] Man
[  ] Woman
[  ] Goon
[X] Ginger
:smug:

Noice  :reagan:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Procrustes on October 16, 2012, 11:37:29 AM
Quote from: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad" post="406387748
Hello fashionable people, here's a horribly grainy photo (fuck you bad lighting in the stairwell and iphone) after I realised my "it's really sunny out and I'm hungover" attire was super military.

(http://i.imgur.com/lfX9A.jpg)

Heh no big deal guys, just lookin all super military in my  :hank: capri pants  :hank:

 :facepalm:

Quote from: Noctone" post="406456642
(http://i.imgur.com/IWoERl.jpg)

lol those fucking "pants"  :lolno:

Quote from: Spamtheman" post="406572418
Sorry for the shitty cell phone picture
(http://i.imgur.com/P8M2Vl.jpg)

here we have a young Hank Hill
Quote from: Aizen" post="406585731
(http://i.imgur.com/mciIE.jpg)
[ ]Male
[ ] Female
[X]Goon

Quote from: Seventh_Samurai" post="406606668
Preppy ass shit today
(http://i.imgur.com/rjoGe.jpg)
Shorts: Merona

Standard issue goon faggot in Full Dress Casual Gooniform
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on October 17, 2012, 02:10:43 AM
 :jesse:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on October 17, 2012, 12:18:18 PM
Used to keep my hair high and tight.  Now I am growing it out.  Reason?  The sudden massive resurgence in shaved sides. 

What is in common here?
(http://thr4.pgmcdn.net/sites/default/files/imagecache/blog_post_349_width/2012/07/mondo_print_on_print_a_p.jpg)
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maw2muqEn21qkqcq4.gif)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyhtuEzm81qgpqoyo2_1280.jpg)
 They are all gay and designers.  You heard it here first.  For hipsters, this is the new hair cut holy grail.  Give it a few more months.  Maybe some of you younger college guys can confirm this trend?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on October 17, 2012, 11:17:57 PM
I WANT TO PUNCH

I WANT TO PUNCH SO MUCH
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Mailorder Divorcee on October 18, 2012, 10:54:13 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/dNFgg.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on October 18, 2012, 12:17:25 PM
Ah-ha, based on response, some of you have this haircut. :swanson:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on October 19, 2012, 12:41:24 PM
Used to keep my hair high and tight.  Now I am growing it out.  Reason?  The sudden massive resurgence in shaved sides. 

What is in common here?
(http://thr4.pgmcdn.net/sites/default/files/imagecache/blog_post_349_width/2012/07/mondo_print_on_print_a_p.jpg)


I saw this same haircut on an AIDS incubator working in a women's clothing store at the local mall not one week ago so

The one picture I left is HIV poz
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Procrustes on October 19, 2012, 05:22:56 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/dOCDy.jpg)
I dont know where to even start...

(http://i.imgur.com/jQnvj.jpg)

 :clint:

I'm done.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brood on October 19, 2012, 05:27:39 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/dOCDy.jpg)
I dont know where to even start...

i just feel bad for that guy.  he's really ugly and there's very little he can do about it
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on October 19, 2012, 08:26:06 PM
A haircut and a suit would be a start.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on October 31, 2012, 04:01:58 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/thxrG.jpg)

goon before


(http://i.imgur.com/kcVMf.jpg)

goon after, plus tits

next few are a goon who describes himself as "genderfluid"

(http://i.imgur.com/SnkAM.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/Zlfvj.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/kKEZ4.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/4PkfC.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on October 31, 2012, 07:46:15 AM
Dude doesn't look like a lady.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on October 31, 2012, 12:56:55 PM
Chesty Puller would literally take a knife and carve that USMC tattoo off his arm.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on October 31, 2012, 08:56:26 PM
Dude doesn't look like a lady.
:reagan:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Harry D Greek on November 01, 2012, 11:45:37 PM
The sad thing is is that dude can wear a smaller size dress than the majority of the girls who post in that thread.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on November 02, 2012, 02:49:24 AM
reasonably cute goonette ...

(http://i.imgur.com/pvyOi.jpg)


... who may or may not have been the inspiration for 1001 goony sleepless nights.

(http://i.imgur.com/BFDVe.gif)

AH SAIL PROPAYNE   :hank:

(http://i.imgur.com/nhMru.jpg)

The cat has the look of learned helplessness.  Nothing it can do will save it, so it just goes limp.

(http://i.imgur.com/fMH6F.jpg)

This goonette (?) was made from Lego blocks.   Seriously, is it tucking between its legs?

(http://i.imgur.com/laqz8.jpg)

Burlap potato sacks are fashionable and back in stores this fall.

(http://i.imgur.com/GcBJZ.jpg)

It's rare to find someone who only dyes his eyebrows.

(http://i.imgur.com/IoIUW.jpg)

If ever there was a "manly girdle" this isn't it.

(http://i.imgur.com/YrvLq.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on November 02, 2012, 02:54:11 AM
trannyhawk
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on November 02, 2012, 07:14:09 AM
trannyhawk
Yea... If that is actually a girl I feel very sorry for her. I got a completely masculine vibe from it and it made me a little sick. The reasonably cute goonette, though... it that's a guy she's got me fooled because I find her attractive.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on November 02, 2012, 08:11:49 AM
Pretty sure the first one is a real girl.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on November 02, 2012, 11:35:42 AM
Quote
(http://i.imgur.com/YrvLq.jpg[/youtube])

This guy appears to have underwent massive lipo and skin removal surgery after a huge weight loss.  There are sutures running up his forearm; he has on a compression garment; and he has a nasty drain line showing in the bottom left of the pic.  You can see from the orange-red color that he is still draining the saline and epinephrine solution given to him during surgery to slow bleeding.  He probably is hiding additional laparoscopic scars from a lap band or stomach bypass.

The thing that amazes me is that they was no wait for a reveal.

Is he Goon?

[X] - Overinflated confidence
[X] - Not know proper timing
[X] - Thinks thinner is buffer based on flex revealing no muscle mass at all and moobs
[X] - Had $100K in much-needed, "lifesaving" medical procedures for weight problem
[X] - "It's glandular"
[X] - Horrible tattoos

All signs point to yes. :unparsons:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: faggotvonpenisbreath on November 02, 2012, 01:48:14 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/0HOwD.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: wimpb on November 04, 2012, 07:35:46 PM
I guess that's what hell looks like.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on November 04, 2012, 08:29:27 PM
Quote
(http://i.imgur.com/YrvLq.jpg[/youtube])

This guy appears to have underwent massive lipo and skin removal surgery after a huge weight loss.  There are sutures running up his forearm; he has on a compression garment; and he has a nasty drain line showing in the bottom left of the pic.  You can see from the orange-red color that he is still draining the saline and epinephrine solution given to him during surgery to slow bleeding.  He probably is hiding additional laparoscopic scars from a lap band or stomach bypass.

The thing that amazes me is that they was no wait for a reveal.

Is he Goon?

[X] - Overinflated confidence
[X] - Not know proper timing
[X] - Thinks thinner is buffer based on flex revealing no muscle mass at all and moobs
[X] - Had $100K in much-needed, "lifesaving" medical procedures for weight problem
[X] - "It's glandular"
[X] - Horrible tattoos

All signs point to yes. :unparsons:
About half that picture is cut off on Android. Fix your forums, Hangly!
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on November 05, 2012, 08:01:56 PM
goonie von aspie and the busted fashion sense
(http://i.imgur.com/OtZjl.jpg)

There's nothing about this picture that isn't sad
(http://i.imgur.com/HJwUI.jpg)

Having known the Mighty Mighty Bosstones, they would kill this kid
(http://i.imgur.com/xChCy.jpg)

Never seen a magenta sausage
(http://i.imgur.com/XD3s8.jpg)

He has the weirdest boner right now
(http://i.imgur.com/G182Y.jpg)

Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on November 05, 2012, 08:13:19 PM

Goon proves you can cross-dress at the Army-Navy Surplus store

(http://i.imgur.com/FzgV6.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/noPws.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/oLBlI.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/b8P39.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/xG6oW.jpg)

And he wondered why he was never invited back to goon eats

(http://i.imgur.com/sktaV.jpg)


1001 words (all unnecessary)

(http://i.imgur.com/aSRmC.jpg)


If I keep her watered and in the sun, my waifu should blossom in 10 years or so

(http://i.imgur.com/a8IHR.jpg)


Psst Seth Rogen is a goon, pass it on (not really; about 85% of them look like this)

(http://i.imgur.com/VnOIr.jpg)


Ugh

(http://i.imgur.com/PrzNM.jpg)


Elf Pron has always been disgusting;  Marie is just realizing that the biggest mistake she ever made was giving Lowtax :10bux:

(http://i.imgur.com/SftKa.jpg)



Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on November 05, 2012, 11:12:24 PM
oh, and then there was this

(http://i.imgur.com/bHPTv.gif)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Muttonfingers on November 09, 2012, 05:07:03 AM
oh, and then there was this

(http://i.imgur.com/bHPTv.gif)
I can just imagine this playing in his head as he does it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqql30HE0To
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on November 09, 2012, 10:49:37 AM
oh, and then there was this

(http://i.imgur.com/bHPTv.gif)

At first I though, we did he do this on top of a mig welder.  The laws of physics clearly state goons and manual labor items cannot occupy the same space and time.  Then I realized that it was a target for his prized shuriken collection.

(http://www.gemplers.com/img/millermatic-mig-welder-192243.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on November 10, 2012, 10:06:06 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/AmMDJl.jpg)

he's a Canadian in China
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on November 10, 2012, 11:22:43 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/AmMDJl.jpg)

he's a Canadian in China
Wait... what's so goony abou....

Oh.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: faggotvonpenisbreath on November 10, 2012, 10:37:29 PM
oh, and then there was this

(http://i.imgur.com/bHPTv.gif)

That reminded me of this, my favorite youtube clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on November 13, 2012, 01:37:19 PM
oh, and then there was this

(http://i.imgur.com/bHPTv.gif)

At first I though, we did he do this on top of a mig welder.  The laws of physics clearly state goons and manual labor items cannot occupy the same space and time.  Then I realized that it was a target for his prized shuriken collection.

(http://www.gemplers.com/img/millermatic-mig-welder-192243.jpg)

No one else? :myecred:

You all are a bunch of soft handed pansies.
 :say:
 :swanson:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on November 13, 2012, 02:06:55 PM
I own a mig welder, thank you very much.

Why does that pictue have acetylene gauges?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on November 13, 2012, 04:34:01 PM
I own a mig welder, thank you very much.

Why does that pictue have acetylene gauges?

Shielding gas flow rates my man. :swanson:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on November 13, 2012, 04:39:08 PM
I own a mig welder, thank you very much.

Why does that pictue have acetylene gauges?

Shielding gas flow rates my man. :swanson:

Metal Inert Gas

Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on November 13, 2012, 10:53:12 PM
Mine is simple; I don't got no gas flow. I think the wire I have is fluxcore.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on November 14, 2012, 02:53:13 AM
Mine is simple; I don't got no gas flow. I think the wire I have is fluxcore.


Then you don't have a MIG, you have a wirefeed.
 :stewart:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on November 14, 2012, 03:59:32 AM
"MIG 100 WELDER WITH THERMAL OVERLOAD"

But props to you for making me look.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on November 14, 2012, 02:48:52 PM
"MIG 100 WELDER WITH THERMAL OVERLOAD"

But props to you for making me look.

You know the saying "All squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares." If you aren't running gas, you aren't MIG welding. Running fluxcore through a MIG isn't MIG welding.

Just like when you are using the stick side of your TIG, you aren't TIG welding.
 :say:

 :aspero:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on November 14, 2012, 06:35:01 PM
I never studied welding formally, but I thought that the core created the gas, making it MIG welding.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on November 29, 2012, 07:56:33 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/hIhec.jpg)

this is what women do when their fathers are workaholics
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on November 30, 2012, 06:04:00 AM
I bet everyone will want to ask about my rose tattoo shoulders.


How come people avoid me?


This town is full of biggots


Updating my tumblr.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on November 30, 2012, 01:48:43 PM
I bet everyone will want to ask about my rose tattoo shoulders.


How come people avoid me?


This town is full of biggots


Updating my tumblr.

"And who are you to tell me how to dress," she says smugly as she holds her mustache charm to her lip.
   :say:
 :smug:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on December 01, 2012, 05:57:24 AM
She could recover from most of that except those STUPID EAR GAUGES.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Muttonfingers on December 01, 2012, 08:36:37 AM
She could recover from most of that except those STUPID EAR GAUGES.
Ditch the glasses and she'd look like Pam Poovey from Archer.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on December 01, 2012, 03:11:44 PM
She could recover from most of that except those STUPID EAR GAUGES.

And in a couple of years, she'll be wondering why she is stuck in a dead end job, and try and unionize her McDonalds.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Procrustes on December 06, 2012, 01:17:22 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/GvAUb.jpg)

:facepalm:

(http://i.imgur.com/Jgurk.jpg)

 :stewart:

Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on December 06, 2012, 02:32:17 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/GvAUb.jpg)

:facepalm:

(http://i.imgur.com/Jgurk.jpg)

 :stewart:

Why is there a guy in a Chinese dress? Why am I looking at a bowtie?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on December 06, 2012, 06:24:02 PM
Works better if you shave, dude.

(shave-shaming)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on December 06, 2012, 09:07:17 PM
I'm not going to pick on any guy wearing a suit. He isn't a neck beard and he looks like he bathes.

The girl has cool contacts but that thing she's with is an abomination.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on December 06, 2012, 09:33:54 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/GvAUb.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FClGhto1vIg
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Muttonfingers on December 11, 2012, 07:57:30 AM
I'm not going to pick on any guy wearing a suit. He isn't a neck beard and he looks like he bathes.


(http://www.japagirl.com.br/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Klaus_Nomi.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on December 11, 2012, 08:57:51 AM
The Apple iBeta available midnight 1st January.

The man you always wanted, guaranteed to never answer back, and cannot self-terminate.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Procrustes on December 11, 2012, 01:59:59 PM

I'm not going to pick on any guy wearing a suit. He isn't a neck beard and he looks like he bathes.

yeah that giant fucking faggot is A-OK in my book  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on December 13, 2012, 12:27:41 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ugIet.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on December 13, 2012, 04:32:19 AM

I'm not going to pick on any guy wearing a suit. He isn't a neck beard and he looks like he bathes.

yeah that giant fucking faggot is A-OK in my book  :facepalm:
You're really worried about some fag who wants to be Gatsby when there is so much low hanging fruit?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on December 13, 2012, 02:38:51 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ugIet.jpg)

If this is 80's, it bad-ass. :reagan:  If not, get your own style m-fer. :smug:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on December 13, 2012, 11:36:59 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ugIet.jpg)

If this is 80's, it bad-ass. :reagan:  If not, get your own style m-fer. :smug:

It's 80s, it's from the Internet K-Hole: http://internetkhole.blogspot.com/

I just love it because it's so "sad goth birthday."
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on December 14, 2012, 06:46:15 AM
Of course it's the 80s. That's a glass ketchup bottle.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Winds of Pork on December 15, 2012, 06:04:09 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/6CG9s.jpg?1)

(http://i.imgur.com/fHOYD.jpg?1)

(http://i.imgur.com/laDc9.jpg?1)

(http://i.imgur.com/en472.jpg?1)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: veteran of forum wars on December 15, 2012, 06:08:24 PM
From the SA Freeper Discusssion http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3415552

el homosexuelle~ zeroisanumber JUST COULDN'T CONTROL THE HULKING  :ultlibrage:

Quote
I'm an EMT, and I've been one for a while now. The job has made me hate violence and the horrible things that people do to one another. I'm not quite a pacifist, but I'd never start a fight and I'd rather run than hurt someone else. I would beat the dogshit out of these people today. Maybe not tomorrow, but today I'd beat the living crap out of them. Young, old, abled, disabled, if they started with this crap I don't think I could stop myself.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on December 16, 2012, 09:47:43 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/6CG9s.jpg?1)

The "LIFE" board game in the background is what makes this pic.
 :stewart:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on December 16, 2012, 10:24:01 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/6CG9s.jpg?1)

The "LIFE" board game in the background is what makes this pic.
 :stewart:

Early bird gets the worm. I saved the pic and was gunna put a big red circle round the LIFE board.

 :myecred:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: wimpb on December 16, 2012, 06:19:23 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/laDc9.jpg?1)

Note the greasy pizza box covering the window
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on December 16, 2012, 09:57:05 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/laDc9.jpg?1)

Note the greasy pizza box covering the window

check out the yellowish discoloration at her armpit. gross.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: wimpb on December 16, 2012, 10:00:37 PM
I must have seen that picture yesterday or something, it would explain why I felt so ill all day.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on December 17, 2012, 07:44:52 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/laDc9.jpg?1)

Note the greasy pizza box covering the window

check out the yellowish discoloration at her armpit. gross.
I thought the mustache meant it was a dude, but then goon, so...

Also notice the tell-tale signs of fetal alcohol syndrome.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on December 31, 2012, 12:28:18 AM
year end assault on goons.

Impossible to tell if this is a troll or not, but when in doubt with goons, is safer to assume that this is neither ironic or done with any sense of self-awareness.  here is goon "deep space hitler"

(http://i.imgur.com/kAT1O.png)

Nothing super bad here, just a whole lot of little goon-isms that build up.  "Capt Awesome"

(http://i.imgur.com/kF81r.jpg)

Surprisingly cute goon-ette "Flaimee" doing her hipster beast (that's a typo, and it's staying!) to fuck up what would otherwise be a very beautiful woman.  Terrible specs frame, shitty, all-too-visible nonsensical tats (wings, on the chest, cuz that's where wings go!) and a nose piercing that thankfully isn't through the septum

(http://i.imgur.com/Eo5WE.jpg)

the perma-probated E/N fixture "iluvlortab"

(http://i.imgur.com/0HlfM.jpg)

Attention whore poster "kraus", here imitating a mop for those rare times he's not trolling goon pics threads

(http://i.imgur.com/fE2ED.jpg)

Goons like "plainsdrifter75" seemingly buy clothes in one of two sizes: xs or xxxxxl.  to be honest, i don't know what size would actually fit his pear-like physique, outside of a muffin tin.

(http://i.imgur.com/3RbST.jpg)



Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on December 31, 2012, 12:57:44 AM
Goons and blood, blood and goons. 

"explodingsquidx2" and his own blood.

(http://i.imgur.com/FxToT.jpg)

"thebigbudgetsequel" and fake blood for halloween (don't know if the freckles are real or not ...)

(http://i.imgur.com/sSEo4.jpg)

"Psychobabble" just completed a 5k run/obstacle course made up as a member of Rupaul's Drag Queen show and additionally handicapping her self with about 5 extra lbs of metal in her head.

(http://i.imgur.com/bERM8.jpg)

Gender-confused fucktard "psyopmonkey" loves trolling goon pics threads by posting pre- (male) and post- (not male, but not quite female either) side by side and then getting all huffy about people who ask "what's the deal with all the genders?".  s/he wants everyone as confused as shim, maybe?

before (although i must admit I would fuck the womb outta his little moon-faced, kimchee-breathed Korean friend there)

(http://i.imgur.com/KTlJ2.jpg)

after (warning: trigger alert for dating site photo)

(http://i.imgur.com/rmHuo.jpg)

"Stef infection" has the dreaded "relatively thin mommy with bigger belly than tits" disease.

(http://i.imgur.com/OxBRS.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on December 31, 2012, 01:27:36 AM
Internet K-Hole: http://internetkhole.blogspot.com/


I love this site, but this one really sticks out as a potential new Avvie pic  :allears:

(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/brownies4life/explosion/26426_376871656830_3714057_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on January 11, 2013, 02:15:54 AM
It takes more than the regular freak-freak to get me to care about cross dressing, but seriously - does this guy's head look way out of proportion to his body?  The sewing machine to the side gives the whole thing a "Silence of the Lambs" creep factor, too.

(http://i.imgur.com/nMpv0.jpg)

That's at least a 4 gauge captured bead ring in this guy's septum.  That two 2's and that's a lot.  (Might be a 2 ga, which is freaking huge)

(http://i.imgur.com/wtizD.jpg)

If this guy doesn't become the smiley for prototypical goonism, then ... well I'll just have to find another perfect example.
The once-weekly washed hair, the pube'stache, the slap-ably smug mug, the jowls, the double digit chins, the CLIP ON 8 bit gamer tie, the poly suit, the lack of tailoring on the suit, three jacket buttons buttoned, the sausage fingers ...  I'm only surprised there's no grenade lapel pin.  Well if the K-Mart jacket had a place for one.

(http://i.imgur.com/PKdCV.jpg)

I shudder to think of the rainforest of pubic hair between these two jewesses.  They must need to Drano their shower drain weekly.

(http://i.imgur.com/3Q7OY.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on January 11, 2013, 02:28:41 AM
Internet K-Hole: http://internetkhole.blogspot.com/


I love this site, but this one really sticks out as a potential new Avvie pic  :allears:

(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/brownies4life/explosion/26426_376871656830_3714057_n.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/tsS5I.jpg)

that's Dave Mustaine, and it looks like he's young enough to be taken during the Metallica years
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on January 11, 2013, 06:18:32 AM
Peace sells

But who's buying?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on January 11, 2013, 10:33:50 PM
Goons smell......

But who's 5'ing?

lol fuckin' noice  :reagan:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on January 13, 2013, 12:00:32 AM
If the Misfits saw that foul jello mold wearing their T-shirt they would disband.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Birk on January 13, 2013, 12:07:26 AM

(http://i.imgur.com/PKdCV.jpg)


ahahhaha god damn
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Travis Touchdown 2.0 on January 13, 2013, 05:16:47 PM
I saw you were looking at my tie. Well, it was a daily deal at ThinkGeek (an excellent purveyor of nerd culture), and as you can see, it was created as a partially-ironic homage to the limited pixel/sprite-based color palette seen in whoa hey where are you going let me finish here
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on January 13, 2013, 08:45:07 PM
I saw you were looking at my tie. Well, it was a daily deal at ThinkGeek (an excellent purveyor of nerd culture), and as you can see, it was created as a partially-ironic homage to the limited pixel/sprite-based color palette seen in whoa hey where are you going let me finish here

Another touchdown by Travis. Mot.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on January 15, 2013, 12:05:20 AM
give credit to fyad on this one: "looks like that nervous leg bounce while raiding all day really paid off"

(http://i.imgur.com/LH9BU.jpg)



windblown
(http://i.imgur.com/ObXS8.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on January 15, 2013, 11:15:43 AM
That dude in the top pic has a giant sea lion's face where his gut should be.

That's "elephant seal" pleeb... :smug:
(http://www.farallones.org/e_newsletter/2005-12/images/ElephantSeal-bullfromfront.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Birk on January 15, 2013, 11:20:28 AM
what in the fuck happened to that guy?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Procrustes on January 15, 2013, 12:05:25 PM
what in the fuck happened to that guy?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on January 15, 2013, 12:42:25 PM
Yes, elephant seal.is indeed what I meant.

This sight is going to hell.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on January 15, 2013, 12:44:20 PM
what in the fuck happened to that guy?

I think he is the same guy that has been on a ton of Discovery Channel shows.  It does not surprise me to find out he is a goon.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/24/taboo-asymmetrical-350-pound-man-video_n_2008118.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/24/taboo-asymmetrical-350-pound-man-video_n_2008118.html)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on January 16, 2013, 09:09:49 AM
Yes, elephant seal.is indeed what I meant.

This sight is going to hell.

Ewe sly dog.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on January 16, 2013, 09:16:14 AM
what in the fuck happened to that guy?

I think he is the same guy that has been on a ton of Discovery Channel shows.  It does not surprise me to find out he is a goon.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/24/taboo-asymmetrical-350-pound-man-video_n_2008118.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/24/taboo-asymmetrical-350-pound-man-video_n_2008118.html)

Omg check the comment exchange at the bottom of the story  :reagan: :reagan: :reagan: :reagan: :reagan: :reagan: :reagan: :reagan: :reagan: :reagan: :reagan: :reagan: :reagan: :reagan: :reagan: :reagan: :reagan: :reagan: :reagan: :reagan:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on January 16, 2013, 11:57:57 AM
what in the fuck happened to that guy?

I think he is the same guy that has been on a ton of Discovery Channel shows.  It does not surprise me to find out he is a goon.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/24/taboo-asymmetrical-350-pound-man-video_n_2008118.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/24/taboo-asymmetrical-350-pound-man-video_n_2008118.html)

Omg check the comment exchange at the bottom of the story  :reagan: :reagan: :reagan: :reagan: :reagan: :reagan: :reagan: :reagan: :reagan: :reagan: :reagan: :reagan: :reagan: :reagan: :reagan: :reagan: :reagan: :reagan: :reagan: :reagan:

Superb. :allears:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: furly_ghost on January 16, 2013, 02:03:13 PM
how.. quaint
(http://i.imgur.com/79v9w.png)

edit: removed left arm, shadows made it look like an elephant-man appendage
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on January 16, 2013, 07:58:01 PM
how.. quaint
(http://i.imgur.com/79v9w.png)

edit: removed left arm, shadows made it look like an elephant-man appendage

brilliant!  his pudgy little paw even looks like he's blessing this with an approving thumbs up.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Birk on January 16, 2013, 10:40:01 PM
how.. quaint
(http://i.imgur.com/79v9w.png)

edit: removed left arm, shadows made it look like an elephant-man appendage

goddamn nice

:goon:

i can change the code and the text if anyone has any suggestions. I couldnt believe we didnt have goon tho
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on January 17, 2013, 01:18:16 AM
Why doesn't the lopsided dude try just not being fat anywhere?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on January 18, 2013, 02:54:48 AM
Why doesn't the lopsided dude try just not being fat anywhere?

sssshhhhhhhhhhhhh. stop making sense; i won't have you deny me his lopsided-ness!
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on January 19, 2013, 08:55:02 AM
Why doesn't the lopsided dude try just not being fat anywhere?

sssshhhhhhhhhhhhh. stop making sense; i won't have you deny me his lopsided-ness!
To be fair I only othered half of him.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on January 31, 2013, 04:19:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULqAIbjCsXE

stolen from MPC. what are the odds this goon posted about how awful the job market is and how it's impossible to find one in this economy?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on January 31, 2013, 11:24:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZcIfnRYXeY
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on February 01, 2013, 12:19:32 AM
No way those pigbatfarmer vids are real.  No way.  Which means he's the greatest actor/troll in years (second only to whomever is voicing the intervewer role in the first vid.) Subscribed.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on February 01, 2013, 12:39:39 AM
Uhhhh.... Chris Chan?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on February 01, 2013, 11:38:51 AM
No way those pigbatfarmer vids are real.  No way.  Which means he's the greatest actor/troll in years (second only to whomever is voicing the intervewer role in the first vid.) Subscribed.

Don't mind rocket, he takes a while to warm up.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Harry D Greek on February 12, 2013, 02:28:06 AM

I shudder to think of the rainforest of pubic hair between these two jewesses.  They must need to Drano their shower drain weekly.

(http://i.imgur.com/3Q7OY.jpg)

Patty and Selma from the Simpsons?


Here's some new goonpics:

Quote from: Mokotow
I had a chance to take part in a photo shoot for a fashion magazine. I'll probably hang on to this one forever, and just burn all the other pictures of me I might have (for I do not look like this, you see).(http://i.imgur.com/5ACRf.png)
Male
Female
Goon Model




(http://i.imgur.com/ghUrL.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/0cVUY.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/9YNgHAm.jpg)






:lilal:(http://i.imgur.com/v8XRJ.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Trigger Word: Everything on February 12, 2013, 11:46:14 AM
Why in the hell do goons do this to themselves?

"I look like a pasty mutant freak, best post my picture on the internet!"

 :say:

 :allears:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on February 12, 2013, 11:50:50 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/0cVUY.jpg)

Is the one on the right wearing clear Oakley-like shields?  Those started as nighttime riding glasses for motorcycling in the late 80's.  They evolved to cool-guy machine shop goggles.  And now in a twist of awesome hipster irony, they are now indoor fashion-ware.  Gen CrY is so ironic its awesome.

Perhaps her goggles are functional, after prior sessions with her pierced lover on her right resulted in traumatic eye injury.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on February 12, 2013, 12:54:21 PM
The dyke on the left is so spotty, I'm having a hard time telling zit from piercing. Also, when did this whole hipster faggot trend of drinking shitty beer start? Look at me, I'm ironic and whacky, drinking a Fucking Rolling Rock or PBR. I was at a Trendy Market Downtown a couple of years ago, and they were selling Little Kings. Does anyone else remember guzzling 40's of that shit for a buck twenty apiece as teenagers?

I drank the "little" little kings in high school.  I think they were 8oz?  But they had a higher alcohol content.  There were definitely better and cheaper choices out there.  But it tasted like ass.  Also in that time period was mickey big mouths.  Those were super popular too.  We also drank rolling rocking and ice house due to the supposed higher alcohol content from cold filtering.  Drink was not for enjoying.  it was for getting drunk.  But to be an "adult" and drink it on purpose... oh you are so zany and ironic that you are not ironic.  You imploded on yourself you are so awesome.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on February 12, 2013, 01:00:00 PM
Is the one on the right her mom or is that just what your facial skin looks like after years of all-natural muff diving?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on February 12, 2013, 01:14:21 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/0cVUY.jpg)

Is the one on the right wearing clear Oakley-like shields?  Those started as nighttime riding glasses for motorcycling in the late 80's.  They evolved to cool-guy machine shop goggles.  And now in a twist of awesome hipster irony, they are now indoor fashion-ware.  Gen CrY is so ironic its awesome.

Perhaps her goggles are functional, after prior sessions with her pierced lover on her right resulted in traumatic eye injury.

http://lookatthisfuckinghipster.tumblr.com/

People pay money to dress like this?

Nice plugs BTW, enjoy working the night shift as a Walmart stocker for the rest of your life.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on February 12, 2013, 01:21:38 PM
Is the one on the right wearing clear Oakley-like shields?  Those started as nighttime riding glasses for motorcycling in the late 80's.  They evolved to cool-guy machine shop goggles.  And now in a twist of awesome hipster irony, they are now indoor fashion-ware.  Gen CrY is so ironic its awesome.

Perhaps her goggles are functional, after prior sessions with her pierced lover on her right resulted in traumatic eye injury.

http://lookatthisfuckinghipster.tumblr.com/

People pay money to dress like this?

Nice plugs BTW, enjoy working the night shift as a Walmart stocker for the rest of your life.

First thing I found at your link.  I love it for the ironic irony and that I was a teen during synth pop.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Beepboop on February 12, 2013, 01:33:59 PM
Is the one with the furhat doing that genderfluid thing? As in, you're clearly just an ugly broad so you try to overcorrect by looking sort of like a dude if whoever's looking is drunk? Or is it some kind of superhipster dude trying to look like a girl doing the thing because you've probably never heard of that?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on February 12, 2013, 04:30:19 PM
Is the one with the furhat doing that genderfluid thing? As in, you're clearly just an ugly broad so you try to overcorrect by looking sort of like a dude if whoever's looking is drunk? Or is it some kind of superhipster dude trying to look like a girl doing the thing because you've probably never heard of that?

Since you are new here, let me explain just this once...

[  ]  Male
[  ]  Female
[X]  Goon
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Beepboop on February 13, 2013, 12:39:17 AM

Since you are new here, let me explain just this once...

[  ]  Male
[  ]  Female
[X]  Goon


Maybe I got it, maybe I'm drunk. Thanks for the clarification.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brolonium on February 13, 2013, 06:03:36 AM
I was in a hipsterish coffee shop the other day (because the coffee is good there) and every guy was trying to look like a girl, and every girl was trying to loom like a guy.
 
Being Gen y must be very confusing.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on February 13, 2013, 10:42:25 AM
I was in a hipsterish coffee shop the other day (because the coffee is good there) and every guy was trying to look like a girl, and every girl was trying to loom like a guy.
 
Being Gen y must be very confusing.

Admit it.  You like being barefoot while sipping your soy latte and stroking your beard while pondering the fascism of the cis-gendered.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on February 13, 2013, 12:18:31 PM
I was in a hipsterish coffee shop the other day (because the coffee is good there) and every guy was trying to look like a girl, and every girl was trying to loom like a guy.
 
Being Gen y must be very confusing.

You've got your mother in a whirl
She's not sure if you're a boy or a girl

Hey babe, your hair's alright
Hey babe, let's go out tonight
You like me, and I like it all
We like dancing and we look divine
You love bands when they're playing hard
You want more and you want it fast
They put you down, they say I'm wrong
You tacky thing, you put them on

Rebel Rebel, you've torn your dress
Rebel Rebel, your face is a mess
Rebel Rebel, how could they know?
Hot tramp, I love you so!
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on February 13, 2013, 03:07:40 PM
I was in a hipsterish coffee shop the other day (because the coffee is good there) and every guy was trying to look like a girl, and every girl was trying to loom like a guy.
 
Being Gen y must be very confusing.

You've got your mother in a whirl
She's not sure if you're a boy or a girl

Hey babe, your hair's alright
Hey babe, let's go out tonight
You like me, and I like it all
We like dancing and we look divine
You love bands when they're playing hard
You want more and you want it fast
They put you down, they say I'm wrong
You tacky thing, you put them on

Rebel Rebel, you've torn your dress
Rebel Rebel, your face is a mess
Rebel Rebel, how could they know?
Hot tramp, I love you so!

Street is like a jungle
So call the police
Following the herd
Down to greece
On holiday
Love in the 90´s
Is paranoid
On sunny beaches
Take your chances looking for
Girls who are boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they´re girls
Who do girls like they´re boys
Always should be someone you really love
Oveiding all work
Because there´s none available
Like battery thinkers
Count their thoughts on 1 2 3 4 5 fingers
Nothing is wasted
Only reproduced
Get nasty blisters
Du bist sehr schon
But we have´nt been introduced
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brolonium on February 15, 2013, 06:15:49 AM
I was in a hipsterish coffee shop the other day (because the coffee is good there) and every guy was trying to look like a girl, and every girl was trying to loom like a guy.
 
Being Gen y must be very confusing.

Admit it.  You like being barefoot while sipping your soy latte and stroking your beard while pondering the fascism of the cis-gendered.
:(
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: oppressedwhiteguy on February 16, 2013, 03:47:20 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/kyYsJ.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: OSI on February 17, 2013, 01:25:51 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/kyYsJ.jpg)

someone bring me the head of neil gaiman immediately.

also is this a troon?

Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: OSI on February 17, 2013, 01:30:41 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/QZE1y5x.gif)

From the troon thread. Also lol at "Height: 6'4 Weight CLASSIFIED"
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: oppressedwhiteguy on February 17, 2013, 09:13:00 AM
Yeah I saw that in the troon thread as well, that thread is a "comedy goldmine"  :clint:
The somethingawful pre- ~2002ish would have had a field day with the weirdos on there. :adam:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Travis Touchdown 2.0 on February 17, 2013, 09:27:49 AM
Yeah I saw that in the troon thread as well, that thread is a "comedy goldmine"  :clint:
The somethingawful pre- ~2002ish would have had a field day with the weirdos on there. :adam:

FYAD is really the only board left that can point out how fucking broken troons are (also homestuck, twetcru, feminism threads, LF, yospos, etc.), to the point where troondmin angerbot has had to step in because BAN YOU HAHA because someone dared to imply a m2f did NOT pass. You'd think Lowtax would protect his favorite forum, but he's pretty solo amidst the gayest social justice mod/admin team this side of Senior Woodchuck. Autism Sundae was the last top-tier A+++++ poster for all these things, but not anymore sadly, with the rumor being that angry troons with the backing of a feminized mod have threatened to dump a shitload of personal info about his girlfriend (doxing isn't bad when we do it!) if he ever posts again
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on February 17, 2013, 03:54:50 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/kyYsJ.jpg)

I used to play Sandman, but now I'm Death!

Yeah I saw the Neil Gaiman joke in here already.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: oppressedwhiteguy on February 18, 2013, 08:45:24 AM
Yeah I saw that in the troon thread as well, that thread is a "comedy goldmine"  :clint:
The somethingawful pre- ~2002ish would have had a field day with the weirdos on there. :adam:

FYAD is really the only board left that can point out how fucking broken troons are (also homestuck, twetcru, feminism threads, LF, yospos, etc.), to the point where troondmin angerbot has had to step in because BAN YOU HAHA because someone dared to imply a m2f did NOT pass. You'd think Lowtax would protect his favorite forum, but he's pretty solo amidst the gayest social justice mod/admin team this side of Senior Woodchuck. Autism Sundae was the last top-tier A+++++ poster for all these things, but not anymore sadly, with the rumor being that angry troons with the backing of a feminized mod have threatened to dump a shitload of personal info about his girlfriend (doxing isn't bad when we do it!) if he ever posts again

Well, the whole point of something awful is to see how retarded people on the internet are... So if you look at it that way, maybe having it turn into a bunch of depressed, tranny, feminist, bronies is a good thing.  :dubya:  I just miss being able to criticize them on the board without getting banned.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Something Else on February 18, 2013, 09:40:12 AM
"Hey, I'm trans and my girlfriend really likes getting fucked except I really hate using my cock (it's just kinda grosses me out). I've been looking at those hollow strapon thingies and was wondering how well they worked and maybe get some suggestions (preferably something that comes in pretty colours )."

 :jesse:

You know I'm pretty  :ultlibrage: when it comes to a lot of shit like gay marriage because honestly I don't care who you fuck but I really don't get the trans shit.  I think it's "trendy" so goons flock to it.

Also they like to feel persecuted and when people call them out for being weirdo freaks they can go on on tumblr and talk about how hard their lives are.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: OSI on February 18, 2013, 04:53:06 PM
Because one of the structual foundations of their world collapses, since according to liberals only hair color and homosexuality are inherited, and everything else is a "social construct".  Start pointing out that trannies are suffering from a host of mental diseases, and it doesn't take long before someone starts making the connection that faggots are under the same delusion.

Instead they double down on the last bad bet and now we're at people claiming to be "Transracial" (I was born white but really I'm japanese!)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on February 18, 2013, 11:06:44 PM
Because one of the structual foundations of their world collapses, since according to liberals only hair color and homosexuality are inherited, and everything else is a "social construct".

no actually sexual identity is a fluid thing dude, one day you could wake up gay and the other realize it's not for you and go straight.

BUT ONLY BIGOTS BELIEVE IN CONVERSION THERAPY!
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Something Else on February 19, 2013, 01:11:14 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNTV8A3i8TE

Bullshit posturing.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on February 19, 2013, 02:21:55 AM
Autism Sundae was the last top-tier A+++++ poster for all these things, but not anymore sadly, with the rumor being that angry troons with the backing of a feminized mod have threatened to dump a shitload of personal info about his girlfriend (doxing isn't bad when we do it!) if he ever posts again

What's the scoop on that?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on February 19, 2013, 02:06:29 PM
Autism Sundae was the last top-tier A+++++ poster for all these things, but not anymore sadly, with the rumor being that angry troons with the backing of a feminized mod have threatened to dump a shitload of personal info about his girlfriend (doxing isn't bad when we do it!) if he ever posts again

What's the scoop on that?

Yeah, I'd like some background on that too. My only experiences with Autism Sundae were him trolling with the rest of the LF Gibbiswatch Tards before the Forums Cancer crackdown. I always pegged him as a self loathing lefty.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Something Else on February 21, 2013, 02:43:10 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/pqqGLay.jpg)

 :freud:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: whatthedickesisthis on February 21, 2013, 04:01:27 AM
6 out of 10 on the goon-o-meter. His monocle looks like it's made out of some cold med bottle cap, and a cheap nickel chain.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on February 21, 2013, 11:29:09 AM
This is not a man.  It is either a FTM troon or a bulldyke.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: whatthedickesisthis on February 21, 2013, 12:33:03 PM
Probly, that thing has reached a critical mass of uncertainty.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: 40k Scrotal Sacks on February 21, 2013, 12:37:46 PM
Goons are like dwarves: After a certain amount of hair/fat, gender becomes optional.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: wimpb on February 23, 2013, 12:32:43 AM
I see two damn good mots in the last few posts.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: whatthedickesisthis on February 26, 2013, 05:06:02 PM
Anticipating some lols I clicked the goon fashion thread in ylls.

So revolting!
 :think:
(http://i.imgur.com/toyO1MD.jpg?1)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on February 26, 2013, 05:12:30 PM
it's like she's wearing a leather burqa but only her toes are exposed.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: whatthedickesisthis on February 26, 2013, 05:17:56 PM
The burqa would be good on her, anything to conceal the whale body would.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Helldump200 on February 26, 2013, 07:12:31 PM
Dunno what you dudes are talking about, Grandma Biker would be an amazing bone.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: oppressedwhiteguy on February 27, 2013, 11:59:58 AM
Another strapping young goon:
(http://i.imgur.com/ltEBH9bl.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on February 27, 2013, 12:43:40 PM
Another strapping young goon:
(http://i.imgur.com/ltEBH9bl.jpg)

Trigger warning: Not Passing
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: oppressedwhiteguy on February 27, 2013, 01:55:14 PM
He probably gets cat calls.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: 40k Scrotal Sacks on February 27, 2013, 03:30:52 PM
Reminds me of (http://cdn-media.hollywood.com/images/l/jack-and-jill-clip.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on February 27, 2013, 03:52:39 PM
Reminds me of (http://cdn-media.hollywood.com/images/l/jack-and-jill-clip.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yErb0jzIPL8
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Muttonfingers on February 27, 2013, 07:10:21 PM
Another strapping young goon:
(http://i.imgur.com/ltEBH9bl.jpg)
jesus christ
About as convincing as John Cleese and a lot less funny
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2prGMhuKNIE/Supy4OUSxgI/AAAAAAAACK8/w7-0YoAT_bs/s400/pepperpot.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Mailorder Divorcee on February 27, 2013, 08:24:44 PM
Fuckkkkk

No, it's the paedo-stache that makes him a paedophile. That, and raping kids.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on February 27, 2013, 08:55:09 PM
Fuckkkkk

ironically enough I think I've only heard bronies once or twice accused of being pedos most of the criticism stems from the fact that not only is it adults watching a cartoon meant for children and should therefore be pretty unappealing on its own but they go out and spend ridiculous amounts of money on t-shirts declaring their love of it to the world and shitty plastic dolls to build a shrine. what normal adult buys that kind of shit? nobody goes out and buys 9 point of articulation steve buscemi dolls for boardwalk empire.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on February 27, 2013, 09:06:17 PM
Another strapping young goon:
(http://i.imgur.com/ltEBH9bl.jpg)

Trigger warning: Not Passing

 :clappo:


Fuckkkkk

It may not make you any of those things, but it does make you a shameful man.  :clint:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on February 27, 2013, 09:09:22 PM
Fuckkkkk

http://doctor-wholmes.tumblr.com/post/30956148748/whoneedsfeminism-i-need-feminism-because-liking

Quote
This. My mother keeps assuming that my boyfriends are gay because the first one liked my little pony and my current boyfriend likes lolita. They were/are dating me, a female, and she still thinks they are gay for liking feminine things.[/gay]
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on February 27, 2013, 09:43:23 PM
Say what you will about 12-year-old kids, at least they understand that you don't need to literally suck cock to still be a giant fucking faggot.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: 40k Scrotal Sacks on February 27, 2013, 10:48:14 PM
Fuckkkkk

Is this a real goon? Because I thought even they despise bronies.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Volksge manshaft on February 27, 2013, 11:43:02 PM
The Post Your Picture thread is a goldmine for this shit

Mooseontheloose
(http://lpix.org/1082089/298315_10100204038152719_190929908_n.jpg)

Dan Quixotic
(http://i.imgur.com/d2C4gl.jpg)

Jesus H. Christ
(http://i.imgur.com/dikhLl.jpg)

evanstheone
(http://i.imgur.com/99iyC.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on February 28, 2013, 01:47:20 AM
Dan Quixotic
(http://i.imgur.com/d2C4gl.jpg)

make this guy the new : smug :
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brolonium on February 28, 2013, 03:43:45 AM
He's touching a woman (clothed) and has a plastic cup of what might be wine. Livin' the dream.
Edit: there is evidence of fizzy residue, probably just coke.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: oppressedwhiteguy on March 01, 2013, 08:17:49 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/toyO1MD.jpg?1)

Quote from: Reene" post="412452457
WAYWT :toot:

(http://i45.tinypic.com/34g673r.jpg)

Two things: is this jacket/general outfit flattering on me, and is the purple eyeshadow+dark purple lipstick too much or does it work okay?

Keyword: flattering
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: oppressedwhiteguy on March 01, 2013, 08:20:20 AM
Quote from: Optimum Gulps" post="412933293
It's certainly not as shiny/silver as it looks in the advertisement, but I think it's pretty solid, especially for the price (pardon my shitty phone camera)

(http://i.imgur.com/YIVX0d7.jpg)

edit: also I have just convinced myself to get a haircut asap

mister rogers?

Quote from: an skeleton" post="412779202
Posting these pics to see if this grey suit I bought for my buddy's wedding looks OK. I didn't buy the red/white buttondown underneath because the collar was too big, so yeah I need advice on what buttondown/tie (pock. square?) to wear. Also, black shoes should be ok, right?
(http://i.imgur.com/mR2kxVol.jpg)

Suits are supposed to make you look more masculine.

Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: oppressedwhiteguy on March 01, 2013, 08:24:00 AM
Quote from: wolfbiker" post="412548225
Anyone interested in buying this Johan by J. Lindeberg (size small) jacket? The pics are of wrl, but I happen to have the exact same coat. Retailed for $450, I bought it at $250.

(http://i.imgur.com/UeikRvL.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/WsIhapn.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/S3r4OM7.jpg)



$450 to look like a hobo  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on March 01, 2013, 04:48:33 PM
lol wow is that butch grimace really reene? i always thought she was a tranny
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on March 01, 2013, 11:39:54 PM
lol wow is that butch grimace really reene? i always thought she was a tranny

no she just majors in queer genderstudies or something and always takes offense on behalf of them by posting in SAL if her professor doesn't select the right pronoun for a troon.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on March 02, 2013, 10:24:50 AM

Jesus H. Christ
(http://i.imgur.com/dikhLl.jpg)


Travis BigMac
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on March 02, 2013, 10:26:25 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/kyYsJ.jpg)

I used to play Sandman, but now I'm Death!

Yeah I saw the Neil Gaiman joke in here already.

Fuuuuck it took me a while.

(http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/1/13925/292788-55079-death_super.jpg)

Not fuckin' passing.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Trigger Word: Everything on March 02, 2013, 11:19:50 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/kyYsJ.jpg)

I used to play Sandman, but now I'm Death!

Yeah I saw the Neil Gaiman joke in here already.

Fuuuuck it took me a while.

(http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/1/13925/292788-55079-death_super.jpg)

Not fuckin' passing.

Best argument I have seen for a redesign of Despair.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Autistic Yankee on March 05, 2013, 02:14:26 AM
Some of my fav goons  :allears:

(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o252/Chestrockwel/2701246054839573717.jpg)

(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o252/Chestrockwel/22534_246027957353_602937353_430621.jpg)

(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o252/Chestrockwel/giantbeard.jpg)

(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o252/Chestrockwel/IMG_0413.jpg)

(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o252/Chestrockwel/IMG_1960c.jpg)

Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Autistic Yankee on March 05, 2013, 02:16:27 AM
Want to see what a reddit Brony meeting looks like?  :allears:


(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o252/Chestrockwel/broniestagged.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Social commentary in video games on March 05, 2013, 02:30:48 AM
Want to see what a reddit Brony meeting looks like?  :allears:


(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o252/Chestrockwel/broniestagged.jpg)

...And here I thought all black people looked the same.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Autistic Yankee on March 05, 2013, 03:08:58 AM
Want to see what a reddit Brony meeting looks like?  :allears:


(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o252/Chestrockwel/broniestagged.jpg)

...And here I thought all black people looked the same.

I love that picture because you can fit literally every one of those goons into one or more of the following classic goon categories:

1)  Non-standard hat  (numbers 10, 14, 15, 19)
2)  Witty/Ironic T-Shirt  (1, 5, 12, 16, 18)
3)  Horrible/disgusting facial hair  (1, 4,6,10, 19)
4)  Long hair/socially awkward hairdo  (1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 8, 11, 16)
5)  [] Male [] Female [] Goon  (5, 18)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on March 05, 2013, 04:07:40 AM
welcome back lomo
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Autistic Yankee on March 05, 2013, 04:35:45 AM
welcome back lomo

 :reagan:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Harry D Greek on March 05, 2013, 07:33:02 PM
(http://i44.tinypic.com/9k1jb8.jpg)


(http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l31/peepoogenderparts/somethingawful1.jpg)
Dude loved his muttonchops but had to change up his appearance after his latest conquest
(http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l31/peepoogenderparts/somethingawful2.jpg)


(http://i45.tinypic.com/del934.jpg)


(http://i536.photobucket.com/albums/ff327/stantonsgrave/aa2.jpg)


 :lilal: I don't know wtf is going on with her chin
  (http://perfect-tree.net/misc/me1.jpg)


Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Autistic Yankee on March 05, 2013, 07:35:13 PM
Um..... what?   

That fucking chin.  Is that a piercing?  Sharpie?  Tattoo?

I need answers.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Harry D Greek on March 05, 2013, 07:46:09 PM
Um..... what?   

That fucking chin.  Is that a piercing?  Sharpie?  Tattoo?

I need answers.

Whatever it is, maybe it's there to distract from her Stretch Armstrong rubber giraffe neck.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Helldump200 on March 05, 2013, 08:17:03 PM
Wow, what a bunch of hip goons. I wonder if they go to local ska shows and tell people about how they found a new place to post on after tumblr.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on March 05, 2013, 08:24:05 PM
Some of my fav goons  :allears:

(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o252/Chestrockwel/giantbeard.jpg)

(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o252/Chestrockwel/IMG_0413.jpg)

(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o252/Chestrockwel/IMG_1960c.jpg)

This is like a Faces of Meth progression for goons. A "Faces of Goon," if you will.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Autistic Yankee on March 05, 2013, 08:38:49 PM
Some of my fav goons  :allears:

(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o252/Chestrockwel/IMG_1960c.jpg)

This is like a Faces of Meth progression for goons. A "Faces of Goon," if you will.

That picture just sums up goons to me.  Does he not understand that his face is literally REPULSIVE to look at?  Does he not understand that people are disgusted by his appearance?  Does he not know that it is mainly because of his neck beard?

It is fully within this goons power to magically change his own face and make it 80% less repulsive to look at simply by shaving his horrible facial hair.  WHY DOES HE NOT DO THIS????  WHY DOES HE NOT SHAVE????

Does he think it looks good or something?   Is he just totally unaware of his own appearance?  Like does he not have a mirror?  Or maybe he just doesnt care at the way he looks and what others think of him?


Oh fuck it.  This guy has to be autistic right?  What other explanation could there be?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Harry D Greek on March 05, 2013, 09:36:11 PM
some more goon pics:

(http://i25.tinypic.com/21l3f51.jpg)


(http://i.imgur.com/LXSez.jpg)


(http://forums.somethingawful.com/attachment.php?postid=364335075)


(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2543/3766875404_0cac6ebb56.jpg)
"I should probably milk this cow, it's the only chance I'll ever have at second base"
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on March 05, 2013, 10:41:53 PM
that girl's chin does indeed have a piercing
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Butthurt Pancreas on March 05, 2013, 11:35:10 PM
(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o252/Chestrockwel/IMG_1960c.jpg)

You can see he put that white shit in there to make it gray on purpose. This guy's clearly going for the George R. R. Martin look so he too can legitimize his dark fantasy novels with rape and lavishly-detailed food scenes and hoverhand over girls' boobies at conventions like his idol.

He also looks way too much like the kid from American Dad.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Jaded on March 06, 2013, 12:40:40 AM


It is fully within this goons power to magically change his own face and make it 80% less repulsive to look at simply by shaving his horrible facial hair. 

I was thinking this myself. A lot of these goons could make themselves look at least presentable if they ditched the beard (or went with a neatly trimmed goatee.) Some might even be able to pull off a mustache. Just, fuck, shave the goddamn neckbeard.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Jaded on March 06, 2013, 12:43:06 AM

(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o252/Chestrockwel/IMG_0413.jpg)



(http://theorange.co/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ForeverAloneBlackTextSS.png)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on March 06, 2013, 01:32:13 AM
Perhaps he knows that the more of his face is covered the better.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Muttonfingers on March 06, 2013, 11:24:56 AM
I mean fuuuck, even if you're not going to shave it all the way back to nothing at least run a set of clippers over it so it doesn't get to that curly pube-looking length.

You don't even have to do it every day, so laziness isn't even an excuse.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on March 06, 2013, 12:32:18 PM
Quote from: Harry D Greek link=topic=5.msg8061#msg8061 date=1362537371
[img
http://i.imgur.com/LXSez.jpg[/img]

"This one time, at band camp..."

IRL this is what that chick looks like...not Alyson Hannigan.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on March 06, 2013, 01:19:58 PM
Why is that goon wearing a shirt with all the white ghostbusters on it?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on March 06, 2013, 06:38:02 PM
You can see he put that white shit in there to make it gray on purpose. This guy's clearly going for the George R. R. Martin look so he too can legitimize his dark fantasy novels with rape and lavishly-detailed food scenes and hoverhand over girls' boobies at conventions like his idol.
Oh, that's what it is? I was fucking wondering because his previous pic was like "another chubby goon with a bad neckbeard, ho-hum" then the next one tossed me into a bottomless pit of greasy desperation where I felt hundreds of disembodied cheeto-stained hands groping at me as I neverendingly fell into virginity.

Seriously, I thought he'd smeared cooking fat all over his face because YLLS had told him it helped growth or something.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on March 07, 2013, 08:16:41 PM
You can see he put that white shit in there to make it gray on purpose. This guy's clearly going for the George R. R. Martin look so he too can legitimize his dark fantasy novels with rape and lavishly-detailed food scenes and hoverhand over girls' boobies at conventions like his idol.
Oh, that's what it is? I was fucking wondering because his previous pic was like "another chubby goon with a bad neckbeard, ho-hum" then the next one tossed me into a bottomless pit of greasy desperation where I felt hundreds of disembodied cheeto-stained hands groping at me as I neverendingly fell into virginity.

Seriously, I thought he'd smeared cooking fat all over his face because YLLS had told him it helped growth or something.
I assumed he'd just been smashing powdered donuts into his face :jesse:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Butthurt Pancreas on March 08, 2013, 05:18:10 AM
Occam's razor dictates that you're most likely correct, as much as I enjoy postulating about the ecology of the goon in its natural habitat.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: oppressedwhiteguy on March 09, 2013, 09:29:36 AM
Sociopastry vvv
(http://i.imgur.com/HRibtSK.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/GeSpXPv.jpg)

 :lilal:
Behold! A Elk! vvv
(http://i.imgur.com/fYkebKl.png)

Kakumei vvv
(http://i.imgur.com/cr6jtdG.jpg)

Breath Ray vvv
(http://i.imgur.com/nScLlB9.jpg)

An Skeleton vvv
(http://i.imgur.com/AIaTgc6l.jpg)

Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Muttonfingers on March 09, 2013, 10:31:30 AM
hello i am taking a picture of myself in a mirror with my iphone

why yes, that is my grody-ass toothbrush in the foreground



no i don't have a friend who could hold the camera for me in some other setting than the fucking bathroom



or a friend at all





or the intelligence required to use the self-timer function available on just about any camera produced since the 70s









so lonely
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Something Else on March 09, 2013, 01:24:28 PM
:lilal:
Behold! A Elk! vvv
(http://i.imgur.com/fYkebKl.png)

"I feel bad for passing sometimes. I wish there was something I could do to help everyone do it or change the world in such a way that the concept would be irrelevant." - Behold! A Elk!

More "passing" troons:

(http://i.imgur.com/4uP24PH.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/6PPN2ng.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: whatthedickesisthis on March 09, 2013, 02:26:36 PM
So what they mean by 'passing' is hiding their gender behind the huge mass of gender-fluid substance, fat.

"I'm not fat! I'm gender-fluid!.. 50%"
 :say:
 :ozma:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on March 09, 2013, 03:44:19 PM
It's called "passing" because you look at them and go "...yeah, I'll pass, thanks".
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on March 09, 2013, 04:45:58 PM
polka dot shirt looks like tom cruise
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brolonium on March 09, 2013, 07:58:54 PM
polka dot shirt looks like tom cruise
Same lifeless stare, same jawline.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: oppressedwhiteguy on March 09, 2013, 10:24:51 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/yOc7Piel.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/4uP24PH.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on March 10, 2013, 08:04:11 AM
joke about which of them has sucked more cocks
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on March 10, 2013, 07:06:33 PM
joke about which of them has sucked more cocks

Tom Cruise, he leaves the house.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on March 10, 2013, 09:25:17 PM
joke about which of them has sucked more cocks

Tom Cruise, he leaves the house.

 :twinkles:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Something Else on March 19, 2013, 03:08:35 AM
An Skeleton vvv
(http://i.imgur.com/AIaTgc6l.jpg)

This is what someone who posts in SA rap threads looks like.

Quote
I'd cry too. You guys think interrupting your life to spend 60 days in juvenile detention is fucking fun?

Natch.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Huffington Post on March 19, 2013, 04:57:26 PM
i have to laugh whenever i see a goon post about how painful it is watching gbs/goons discuss rap, because i always know that its someone who looks like that. i mean he probably gets mistaken for lil wayne like very other day.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Social commentary in video games on March 20, 2013, 12:12:19 AM
i have to laugh whenever i see a goon post about how painful it is watching gbs/goons discuss rap, because i always know that its someone who looks like that. i mean he probably gets mistaken for lil wayne like very other day.

Rap was sort of a cool thing that got absolutely ruined by people like that. I shamefully used to like it a lot, but the music grew old and I did too. Goons are acting like it's a new thing that most people aren't sick of. There was once a topic on GBS about some "professor" who read some rap lyrics and found it to be poetry and  all profound and shit. It was the most whitepeople.txt thing I've ever read.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Huffington Post on March 20, 2013, 02:08:35 AM
i used to like rap a lot too, but i never acted like a snobby faggot about it (like a lot of goons seem to) because ive always been aware that, as a skinny ass white guy, i would come across as a total shithead
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: kosher nostra on March 20, 2013, 01:14:57 PM
i have to laugh whenever i see a goon post about how painful it is watching gbs/goons discuss rap, because i always know that its someone who looks like that. i mean he probably gets mistaken for lil wayne like very other day.

Rap was sort of a cool thing that got absolutely ruined by people like that. I shamefully used to like it a lot, but the music grew old and I did too. Goons are acting like it's a new thing that most people aren't sick of. There was once a topic on GBS about some "professor" who read some rap lyrics and found it to be poetry and  all profound and shit. It was the most whitepeople.txt thing I've ever read.

You could argue that tupac was a poet but if you try to group lil wayne with him you'll come off like what fuck said, a shithead.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Social commentary in video games on March 20, 2013, 01:29:42 PM
You could argue that tupac was a poet but if you try to group lil wayne with him you'll come off like what fuck said, a shithead.

Yeah. It's one of those things that's beyond explanation, though. It shouldn't be discussed because there's nothing to discuss. It's music. You listen to it and move on. Past that the only reason anyone would want to talk about rap music is to look cool.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: kosher nostra on March 20, 2013, 01:33:24 PM
It's just the next logical step after I have a black friend on the road to looking tolerant
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: oppressedwhiteguy on March 20, 2013, 01:44:52 PM
Tupac was gay.  Proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGm9bDFj1Pc
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brood on March 20, 2013, 07:25:02 PM
i have to laugh whenever i see a goon post about how painful it is watching gbs/goons discuss rap, because i always know that its someone who looks like that. i mean he probably gets mistaken for lil wayne like very other day.

Rap was sort of a cool thing that got absolutely ruined by people like that. I shamefully used to like it a lot, but the music grew old and I did too. Goons are acting like it's a new thing that most people aren't sick of.

lol what the hell are you talking about

You could argue that tupac was a poet but if you try to group lil wayne with him you'll come off like what fuck said, a shithead.

Yeah. It's one of those things that's beyond explanation, though. It shouldn't be discussed because there's nothing to discuss. It's music. You listen to it and move on. Past that the only reason anyone would want to talk about rap music is to look cool.

do you enjoy music
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Social commentary in video games on March 20, 2013, 11:47:38 PM
i have to laugh whenever i see a goon post about how painful it is watching gbs/goons discuss rap, because i always know that its someone who looks like that. i mean he probably gets mistaken for lil wayne like very other day.

Rap was sort of a cool thing that got absolutely ruined by people like that. I shamefully used to like it a lot, but the music grew old and I did too. Goons are acting like it's a new thing that most people aren't sick of.

lol what the hell are you talking about

You could argue that tupac was a poet but if you try to group lil wayne with him you'll come off like what fuck said, a shithead.

Yeah. It's one of those things that's beyond explanation, though. It shouldn't be discussed because there's nothing to discuss. It's music. You listen to it and move on. Past that the only reason anyone would want to talk about rap music is to look cool.

do you enjoy music

Alright Detroit guy, I'll bite. What is your opinion?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: kosher nostra on March 21, 2013, 02:08:37 AM
i have to laugh whenever i see a goon post about how painful it is watching gbs/goons discuss rap, because i always know that its someone who looks like that. i mean he probably gets mistaken for lil wayne like very other day.

Rap was sort of a cool thing that got absolutely ruined by people like that. I shamefully used to like it a lot, but the music grew old and I did too. Goons are acting like it's a new thing that most people aren't sick of.

lol what the hell are you talking about

You could argue that tupac was a poet but if you try to group lil wayne with him you'll come off like what fuck said, a shithead.

Yeah. It's one of those things that's beyond explanation, though. It shouldn't be discussed because there's nothing to discuss. It's music. You listen to it and move on. Past that the only reason anyone would want to talk about rap music is to look cool.

do you enjoy music

Alright Detroit guy, I'll bite. What is your opinion?

I think he was getting at the fact people like to talk about music they enjoy, you fucking sperglord. Beep boop people discussing music error error
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on March 21, 2013, 11:57:54 AM
i have to laugh whenever i see a goon post about how painful it is watching gbs/goons discuss rap, because i always know that its someone who looks like that. i mean he probably gets mistaken for lil wayne like very other day.

Rap was sort of a cool thing that got absolutely ruined by people like that. I shamefully used to like it a lot, but the music grew old and I did too. Goons are acting like it's a new thing that most people aren't sick of.

lol what the hell are you talking about

You could argue that tupac was a poet but if you try to group lil wayne with him you'll come off like what fuck said, a shithead.

Yeah. It's one of those things that's beyond explanation, though. It shouldn't be discussed because there's nothing to discuss. It's music. You listen to it and move on. Past that the only reason anyone would want to talk about rap music is to look cool.

do you enjoy music

Alright Detroit guy, I'll bite. What is your opinion?

I think he was getting at the fact people like to talk about music they enjoy, you fucking sperglord. Beep boop people discussing music error error

I was going to quote and post :aspero:

You beat me to it.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Harry D Greek on March 23, 2013, 06:05:33 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/lBg0Du4.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: oppressedwhiteguy on March 23, 2013, 08:48:52 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/lBg0Du4.jpg)

What is this young goons preferred gender pronoun?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on March 23, 2013, 10:16:25 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/lBg0Du4.jpg)

What is this young goons preferred gender pronoun?

Cleopatra
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: oppressedwhiteguy on March 29, 2013, 08:44:56 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ObcWbfg.jpg)

[ ] male
[ ] female
[ x ] troon
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: whatthedickesisthis on March 31, 2013, 05:08:45 PM
 :facepalm: shait... 2011 reg date, ylls indeed

Quote from: Coopsy" post="413950159
Hi thread.
I am probably the antithesis of a lot of the men that post here but I am a 20 year old fashion student so I think it's pretty justified to wear what I wear. I really love what a lot of people post so I thought it was time to join in.
(http://i.imgur.com/exFVGog.jpg)
Asos fur coat/Space cat t-shirt/$1 thrifted kilt (pure wool)/Converse
Sorry for my dumb face.

Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on March 31, 2013, 08:16:00 PM
If anyone ever says "thrifted" around me I will rip out their trachea a la Patrick Swayze.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on March 31, 2013, 08:24:45 PM
Sorry for my dumb face.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on March 31, 2013, 11:14:30 PM
Sorry for my dumb face.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on March 31, 2013, 11:14:42 PM
goon quote of the week right there
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on March 31, 2013, 11:57:23 PM
Is it me, or is that not a kilt?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Autistic Yankee on April 01, 2013, 02:02:14 AM
Is it me, or is that not a kilt?

A $1 "thrifted" kilt.

Oh, and a fucking fur coat to go with it.  :lolno:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Peak Nigger on April 01, 2013, 02:09:49 AM
I am forever amused by goons that are under the impression that wearing clothes formerly owned by vagabonds makes them appear chic. There is a difference between fashion models and the organism that is goon.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brolonium on April 01, 2013, 03:18:51 AM
Is it me, or is that not a kilt?
It does look like a tartan skirt, yeah.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on April 01, 2013, 05:26:58 AM
Someone should try telling him to shave his legs, I bet he'd actually do it.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on April 01, 2013, 11:11:55 AM
it's the first wave of white people feeling empowered by that macklemore song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes

oh boy if he can dress like that and black people think he's tits then I'm cooler than sammy davis jr!
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: whatthedickesisthis on April 01, 2013, 01:19:03 PM
That video gotta be ironic, right? to mock the niggers? maybe? no?..
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: I fucking hate goons on April 01, 2013, 10:22:31 PM

Quote from: Coopsy" post="413950159
Hi thread.
I am probably the antithesis of a lot of the men that post here but I am a 20 year old fashion student so I think it's pretty justified to wear what I wear. I really love what a lot of people post so I thought it was time to join in.
(http://i.imgur.com/exFVGog.jpg)

holy shit what a faggot
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Huffington Post on April 01, 2013, 11:08:22 PM
it looks like hes asked 4 completely different people to each give him a random item out of their wardrobe with no context.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Agly on April 01, 2013, 11:25:07 PM
The expression on his face is an indication of how impressed he is with his choice in clothing. Like many of his other choices in life, its left him disappointed. You can tell by the shoes he's wearing that he's about to go suck a cock and then kill himself. I'm a doctor and I know these things. You're looking at one dead cocksucker there.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: I fucking hate goons on April 01, 2013, 11:35:19 PM
Quote from: Coopsy" post="413950159
Hi thread.
I am probably the antithesis of a lot of the men that post here but I am a 20 year old fashion student so I think it's pretty justified to wear what I wear.

hi ive never earned a paycheck in my life up till this point and never will.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Autistic Yankee on April 02, 2013, 01:10:40 AM
And I have a pink phone


This guy has to be flaming gay right? 
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Peak Nigger on April 02, 2013, 01:17:42 AM
Fashion majors are almost as worthless as faggots with a liberal art degrees. If you spend your parents money on a completely worthless education where is the shock when you never amount to anything?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on April 02, 2013, 04:06:47 AM
And I have a pink phone


This guy has to be flaming gay right?

Uh, excuse me. liberated.
Please watch the bigotry.
 :christina:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on April 02, 2013, 02:28:47 PM
And I have a pink phone


This guy has to be flaming gay right?

Uh, excuse me. liberated.
Please watch the bigotry.
 :christina:

No shit.  What kind of a hate factory do you think this is?  We are enlightened here.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on April 02, 2013, 05:08:15 PM
And I have a pink phone


This guy has to be flaming gay right?

Uh, excuse me. liberated.
Please watch the bigotry.
 :christina:

No shit.  What kind of a hate factory do you think this is?  We are enlightened here.
I would lighten my nuts on Ms. Ricci's face. I will admit to that.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Agly on April 03, 2013, 12:50:57 PM
Where do these people live that they can walk around looking like this anyways? Where I live you would get your shit kicked in for wearing that shit.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on April 03, 2013, 01:52:01 PM
Where do these people live that they can walk around looking like this anyways? Where I live you would get your shit kicked in for wearing that shit.

They can be found in any blue State with a large, populous city.  The only exception is where that blue State has a large population of blue collar, working-class people such as Irish-Catholic laborers.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Agly on April 03, 2013, 03:35:17 PM
Where do these people live that they can walk around looking like this anyways? Where I live you would get your shit kicked in for wearing that shit.

They can be found in any blue State with a large, populous city.  The only exception is where that blue State has a large population of blue collar, working-class people such as Irish-Catholic laborers.
I'm not saying I'd beat up anyone that walked around like that, but I am saying I would make fun of them like a mad fucker with the intent to make them cry like a bitch. If that failed I would throw something at them, like half a can of coke. Just to let them know I appreciate their efforts on making dressing like a complete fucking moron socially acceptable.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on April 03, 2013, 03:44:03 PM
lol no you wouldnt
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Black Gardener on April 03, 2013, 03:51:43 PM
Who carries around cans these days?
 :jesse:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Agly on April 03, 2013, 04:32:39 PM
lol no you wouldnt
Haha, man I am not getting into a tough guy on the internet argument, but I gotta say, yeah as sure as fuck I would. If somebody looking like that fucko in the mirror crossed your way you wouldn't point and say some shit? You wouldn't laugh at him and call him a fucking faggot if he looked your way? I would sure as hell. You are not a party doctor, you do not know how to party. If a party was to take place in your vicinity, you would give the wrong prognosis and declare it not a party at all.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Huffington Post on April 03, 2013, 05:37:31 PM
if i saw him i would probably say nothing and then tell my girlfriend about the weirdo i saw and then maybe post about it on the internet because im not a crazy person who throws things at people and calls them faggots irl
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on April 03, 2013, 06:50:42 PM
You are not a party doctor

and you don't watch enough frasier
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Agly on April 03, 2013, 08:49:44 PM
if i saw him i would probably say nothing and then tell my girlfriend about the weirdo i saw and then maybe post about it on the internet because im not a crazy person who throws things at people and calls them faggots irl

Dude you have never been to high school or any sport event or gone out to any area with a strip of bars down the street. I mean, I don't hate gay people or anything but for some reason I just fucking hate people that go out of their way to make their lives hard.
If that dude was gay and wearing that shit cool whatever gay pride bro but he just wants attention for some reason and is wearing shit that makes him look like a homeless person.

Dr Party. Any frasier is too much frasier. I'm not making fun of you but is that show still on television or do you own the dvd box set because I wanna know if  you are watching that and how.

But anyways post more of this shit because holy fuck.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: selena gomez on April 03, 2013, 11:05:44 PM
frasier is good you should give it a chance
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Oogploont Woozoord on April 04, 2013, 02:13:48 AM
Hay guys how do you feel about faggots?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Beepboop on April 04, 2013, 02:51:51 AM
Hay guys how do you feel about faggots?

Don't mind someone preferring to bone dudes instead of chicks. Get annoyed by someone wearing a pink unitard and prancing about shouting oppression.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Oogploont Woozoord on April 04, 2013, 02:53:20 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5mku6s7vOI

from a few months back
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on April 04, 2013, 11:56:59 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5mku6s7vOI

from a few months back

Eat steaming poop for reposting this.

In other news, my doctor said (for the second time) that my vision should return in a few days; but he does not think I can recover from another such trauma. fml
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Black Gardener on April 04, 2013, 12:05:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5mku6s7vOI

from a few months back

Why don't people just punch each other anymore?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on April 04, 2013, 12:49:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5mku6s7vOI

from a few months back

Why don't people just punch each other anymore?

This is why...
THAT'S ASSAULT!  I HOPE YOU KNOW WE GOTY THAT ON VIDEO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm_Fl3AszuU
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Black Gardener on April 04, 2013, 04:16:24 PM
When there's no righteous cause, I guess you just invent one.  Look at all the heroes who suffered.  Why can't I be like them?  Gotta get more victimized.  That allows me free passage to scream FUCK YOU DAD in strangers faces!

Right?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Autistic Yankee on April 18, 2013, 06:40:22 AM
(http://web.archive.org/web/20071211201524im_/http://i.buttes.org/http://i.buttes.org/http://www.awfulyearbook.net/uploads/17a948330b9842df4b43ada061181600.gif)

ummmm.......   Maybe he needs better glasses?  Did his razor break mid shave?  Who fucking knows!  IT IS A MYSTERY
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on April 18, 2013, 09:04:08 AM
(http://web.archive.org/web/20071211201524im_/http://i.buttes.org/http://i.buttes.org/http://www.awfulyearbook.net/uploads/17a948330b9842df4b43ada061181600.gif)

ummmm.......   Maybe he needs better glasses?  Did his razor break mid shave?  Who fucking knows!  IT IS A MYSTERY

 :goonbeer:

 :allears::allears::allears::allears::allears::allears::allears:


edit: has he changed his shirt since then?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5mku6s7vOI

from a few months back

goddammit
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on April 18, 2013, 12:38:07 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5mku6s7vOI

from a few months back

I can't make it through 3 minutes of that shrill yelling, even though the concept is pretty funny.

One commentator on there is an alright dude:
Quote from:  Autisticrat
Summary: Feminists and LGBT collide, neither of them are used to being challenged, their bigotry collapses into a privilege singularity, Triggermania 2012 ensues.
:reagan:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Oogploont Woozoord on April 18, 2013, 04:30:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5mku6s7vOI

from a few months back

I can't make it through 3 minutes of that shrill yelling, even though the concept is pretty funny.

One commentator on there is an alright dude:
Quote from:  Autisticrat
Summary: Feminists and LGBT collide, neither of them are used to being challenged, their bigotry collapses into a privilege singularity, Triggermania 2012 ensues.
:reagan:

These disgusting trannies (men) and their horrific fat ally wearing a wizard cape and pasties confront irl real women dykes. The dykes do not want to accept the men because the dykes are too normal.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on April 20, 2013, 05:26:43 AM
Oh my fucking god  :bieber:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rape Artist on April 22, 2013, 04:56:33 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5mku6s7vOI

Wow never seen this.

For the first time in my life I'm in the hairy bull dyke's corner. That kid is a fucking douche.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: gayguy69 on April 23, 2013, 11:02:07 PM
Clicked that link, saw the title contained "a cis story," closed tab
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: White Power Superhero on April 25, 2013, 03:16:20 AM
Definitely in the lesbian's corner there. Seemed like she was open to rational discussion, but the kids she was trying to talk to don't know how to socialise outside of tumblr and requesting Dr. Who porn, I guess. Who would have guessed. It's sad the way real societal and equality issues are just turned into fucking trigger fests by middle class whites who need to latch onto something in order to escape their white guilt.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Black Gardener on April 25, 2013, 10:10:34 AM
It must mystify them how people who like different sports teams can get along in the public sphere.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Jaded on April 25, 2013, 03:21:32 PM
Quote from: ToxicSlurpee" post="414395755
(http://i.imgur.com/PzqjE79.jpg)

Shaving is overrated.



Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Al Roker Shart on April 25, 2013, 08:18:15 PM
Quote from: ToxicSlurpee" post="414395755
(http://i.imgur.com/PzqjE79.jpg)

Shaving is overrated.

Judging people based on how they look is fairly lame and....

Nah, fuck a setup, this dude looks like a kid toucher.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Jester on April 30, 2013, 12:54:42 AM
Looks like someone took a lawnmower to that Goon's eyebrows.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Huffington Post on April 30, 2013, 05:40:56 AM
User EBT. Nice username/source of income combo. From Awful Yearbook. There is a topless picture. I will not post it.

thats a troon right?

i forgot about awful yearbook, that place must be a goldmine of hideous goon photos.

also
(http://i.imgur.com/OtUZCdt.png)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on April 30, 2013, 11:00:39 AM
i want to make a slideshow of all these troons that just goes through pictures of them while "Hello" by Lionel Richie plays in the background but effort
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: oppressedwhiteguy on April 30, 2013, 11:55:49 AM
i want to make a slideshow of all these troons that just goes through pictures of them while "Hello" by Lionel Richie plays in the background but effort

LOL i had to listen to this song and it should be the E/N official soundtrack.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDZcqBgCS74
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: marlon perkins on May 05, 2013, 02:48:33 PM
Now taking bets on which of these are goons:

http://spaceghetto.st/?q=content/rule-thumb-regarding-fedoras-dont-wear-them#new
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Mailorder Divorcee on May 05, 2013, 02:52:03 PM
Now taking bets on which of these are goons:

http://spaceghetto.st/?q=content/rule-thumb-regarding-fedoras-dont-wear-them#new

all is goon
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: marlon perkins on May 05, 2013, 05:38:48 PM
One more:
(http://jesusfuck.me/di/NWCN/atheist.jpg)

 :unparsons:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Agly on May 05, 2013, 05:58:44 PM
One more:
(http://jesusfuck.me/di/NWCN/atheist.jpg)

 :unparsons:

The face of atheism is apparently chinless.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Huffington Post on May 05, 2013, 09:18:38 PM
pretty sure that image is a joke but maybe i'm being too hopeful
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: unprivsplain on May 05, 2013, 09:23:22 PM
I'm pretty sure that was a post that someone put onto his image.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on May 05, 2013, 09:41:16 PM
Now taking bets on which of these are goons:

http://spaceghetto.st/?q=content/rule-thumb-regarding-fedoras-dont-wear-them#new

I imagine the Venn Diagram of Fedora Wearers and My Little Pony Fans isn't too diverse.


One more:
(http://jesusfuck.me/di/NWCN/atheist.jpg)

 :unparsons:

The face of atheism is apparently chinless.

All is Neckbeard
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on May 05, 2013, 10:25:32 PM
pretty sure that image is a joke but maybe i'm being too hopeful

go browse r/atheism sometime. it's full of shitthatneverhappened where a brilliant redditor who is totally minding his business gives a hypocritical christian their total come uppance, long-winded posts about how they're finally free of the shackles of christianity (moved out of their parents house after 30 years), and this act as if religion (read as christianity because those beta faggots will never say a naughty word about judaism or buddhism) is constantly crammed down their throats wherever they go because churches exist.

whether or not the image is a joke it's pretty par for the course.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Scourge Of Kansai on May 06, 2013, 08:26:56 AM
 :alex: FUCKING TRIM YOUR NOSE HAIR. JUST BECAUSE DADDY GOT DRUNK EVERY NIGHT AND DIDNT TELL YOU HOW IS NO EXCUSE.

 :drew: God how do these people get through middle school let alone graduation and beyond.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on May 06, 2013, 10:58:14 AM
thumbgoon getting into the propecia again?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Harry D Greek on May 06, 2013, 10:14:58 PM
:alex: FUCKING TRIM YOUR NOSE HAIR. JUST BECAUSE DADDY GOT DRUNK EVERY NIGHT AND DIDNT TELL YOU HOW IS NO EXCUSE.

 :drew: God how do these people get through middle school let alone graduation and beyond.

"I dream of a future where the length of your nose hair, and not of your penis, determines your manliness."
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Oogploont Woozoord on May 09, 2013, 05:18:18 PM
(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/122/9/b/tutorial___curves_on_girls_by_ai_bee-d63uyze.png)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Black Gardener on May 09, 2013, 05:37:10 PM
Thanks for the anime lesson, I guess.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Oogploont Woozoord on May 09, 2013, 05:47:30 PM
The key is circles!
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on May 09, 2013, 07:21:22 PM
i learned from the master

(http://i.imgur.com/aUhtk7y.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: bunnybean on May 09, 2013, 07:45:19 PM
"being fat does not mean you are unhealthy or weak"
Um is she taking comments because I have something to say about this


Also Belle looks like she's shoplifting a beachball and I love how they have spaces between their thighs and firm chins
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Autistic Yankee on May 09, 2013, 07:49:23 PM

Also Belle looks like she's shoplifting a beachball and I love how they have spaces between their thighs and firm chins

Yeah no shit.  Look at Gwen.  She has impossible hips/thighs for a fat chick.

Want to know how to tell if a chick is hot?  Look for a gap between her thighs when she stands straight up.  No gap = fat
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Jaded on May 13, 2013, 11:30:09 AM
Curvy, or borderline obese and could die before age 50?  :adam:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: oppressedwhiteguy on May 13, 2013, 03:19:07 PM

Also Belle looks like she's shoplifting a beachball and I love how they have spaces between their thighs and firm chins

Yeah no shit.  Look at Gwen.  She has impossible hips/thighs for a fat chick.

Want to know how to tell if a chick is hot?  Look for a gap between her thighs when she stands straight up.  No gap = fat

I have found the arm fat metric to be infallible as well.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on May 13, 2013, 09:24:41 PM

Also Belle looks like she's shoplifting a beachball and I love how they have spaces between their thighs and firm chins

Yeah no shit.  Look at Gwen.  She has impossible hips/thighs for a fat chick.

Want to know how to tell if a chick is hot?  Look for a gap between her thighs when she stands straight up.  No gap = fat

that's a good 4-finger cranston she's got.  fit your whole goddam hand in there.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Huffington Post on May 14, 2013, 04:53:23 PM
Quote from: jimmsta
The best motivation for me to lose weight came when this photo of me popped up on the front page of reddit one day -
(http://i.imgur.com/Twtcqhy.jpg)

Every day since, I've tried desperately to help myself rather than hurt myself. It's a deep hole I've got myself in - and I acknowledge that it's my own decisions that lead me to this point.

As a side note, I just waxed my car, waking up muscles in my upper body that seemingly were dormant. Ever see a fat guy wax a truck? It's a rare sight to behold. Should you see such a sight, be sure to have some eyebleach handy.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: 40k Scrotal Sacks on May 14, 2013, 08:22:55 PM
Proof that fatshaming actually works.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Peak Nigger on May 14, 2013, 08:41:36 PM
We needed proof that fatshaming works?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: alamo on May 14, 2013, 08:42:14 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/0vJ8IGg.jpg)

My fat circles don't look like her fat circles.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Peak Nigger on May 14, 2013, 08:45:40 PM
That's a female?  :lilal:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: alamo on May 14, 2013, 08:58:21 PM
That man has one hell of a gap. :nixon:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Huffington Post on May 14, 2013, 10:10:56 PM
That man has one hell of a gap. :nixon:

where, between his healthy and actual body weights?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Oogploont Woozoord on May 14, 2013, 10:16:23 PM
When do you think was the last time he saw his dick?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Peak Nigger on May 14, 2013, 11:55:43 PM
When do you think was the last time he didn't get swamp ass from a nasty shit?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on May 15, 2013, 11:51:13 AM
That man has one hell of a gap. :nixon:

LOL'd
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Harry D Greek on May 20, 2013, 05:12:12 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/q3fHP2b.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/AXR8oun.jpg)

Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Autistic Yankee on May 20, 2013, 05:14:17 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/q3fHP2b.jpg)


Is he wearing a nightie?   :coolmad:

Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Autistic Yankee on May 20, 2013, 05:17:40 PM
Goon facial hair extravaganza!


(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o252/Chestrockwel/2701246054839573717.jpg) (http://s122.photobucket.com/user/Chestrockwel/media/2701246054839573717.jpg.html)

(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o252/Chestrockwel/22534_246027957353_602937353_430621.jpg) (http://s122.photobucket.com/user/Chestrockwel/media/22534_246027957353_602937353_430621.jpg.html)

(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o252/Chestrockwel/giantbeard.jpg) (http://s122.photobucket.com/user/Chestrockwel/media/giantbeard.jpg.html)

(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o252/Chestrockwel/img_0065.jpg) (http://s122.photobucket.com/user/Chestrockwel/media/img_0065.jpg.html)

(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o252/Chestrockwel/sheldon.jpg) (http://s122.photobucket.com/user/Chestrockwel/media/sheldon.jpg.html)

(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o252/Chestrockwel/untitledJPG.jpg) (http://s122.photobucket.com/user/Chestrockwel/media/untitledJPG.jpg.html)

(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o252/Chestrockwel/sasdasas.jpg) (http://s122.photobucket.com/user/Chestrockwel/media/sasdasas.jpg.html)

(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o252/Chestrockwel/Ian_n1429293140_14836_4974.jpg) (http://s122.photobucket.com/user/Chestrockwel/media/Ian_n1429293140_14836_4974.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on May 20, 2013, 09:16:30 PM
Goon facial hair extravaganza!


I can smell the unemployment of this post through my monitor. Thanks Fartbongo!
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Huffington Post on May 20, 2013, 10:53:04 PM

(http://i.imgur.com/AXR8oun.jpg)

the disgusted look on the face of that dude in the right hand background lol
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: White Power Superhero on May 21, 2013, 02:21:23 PM
kinda random but i never understood the goon aversion to libertarianism
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on May 21, 2013, 03:40:33 PM
kinda random but i never understood the goon aversion to liberarianism

Simply put, most goons can't support themselves, so they need help from Big Brother/Big Sister. Do a simple cross-check from OWS goons and goons posting about how they aren't getting enough money on public assistance.  Most notable is Duck Monster (aussie) but you also have SJW like Three Olives who has been given everything and lives a protected life. It's getting rare, but we used to have some hard core blue collar goons, but the SJW have run off most of the farmers and ranchers and the like.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on May 21, 2013, 03:44:19 PM
freedom of association is racist, guns are evil, poor people cant ever bootstrap themselves
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: White Power Superhero on May 21, 2013, 10:05:10 PM
freedom of association is racist, guns are evil, poor people cant ever bootstrap themselves

oh yeah duh
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Oogploont Woozoord on May 22, 2013, 02:36:26 AM
The idea that there are possible and realistic paths out of poverty undercuts their ideological need for the violent overthrow of capitalism.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Autistic Yankee on May 22, 2013, 01:27:14 PM
There are crazy libertarian goons out there.  Most of them got purged from SA years ago but you can still find them on other forums.  Internet Libertarians can be just as goony as Internet Socialists.


Typical Goon Socialist:

"God mom, I told you already!  I can't find a job because the deck is stacked against me!  It's not my fault!  All the jocks just keep alphaing the good jobs and they are so greedy they refuse to leave anything left for me.  An entry level position for minimum wage?  FUCK THAT!  Working for minimum wage is SLAVERY.  Don't you know I have a college degree?  I am entitled to a living wage of $50k a year minimum.   Now excuse me while I go online and expand my social networking skills.  There is a guy in my World of Warcraft guild that I think I can convince to write me a letter of recommendation as soon as I take over as guild leader.  Ability to organize guild raids looks good on a resume"


Typical Goon Libertarian:

"No, FUCK YOU, dad!  If I want to wear a cape and fedora to the dinner table thats MY OWN PERSONAL PRIVATE BUSINESS!   How dare you tell me to remove it!  My dinner attire has no effect on you!  You don't OWN me!  I'm not your slave!  I'm free to do whatever I want.  Wait what?  You can't threaten to take my dinner plate away from me, that's assault!  Haven't you heard of the non aggression principle!"

Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: wimpb on May 23, 2013, 01:59:28 AM
goon libertarians turn into goon socialists whenever it suits them though (and vice versa)

its the pretty standard lefty thing, "im a libertarian because i wanna smoke pot and fuck you dad"

"uh well actually im a socialist libertarian because fuck corporations and greed"
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Harry D Greek on May 23, 2013, 02:43:36 AM
Goons pretty much treat political ideologies like Hangly treats religions
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on May 23, 2013, 07:27:35 AM
Goons pretty much treat political ideologies like Hangly treats religions

You mean they always return to the Orthodoxy? :smug:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Autistic Yankee on May 29, 2013, 08:12:45 PM
A goons wet dream  :allears:

(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o252/Chestrockwel/Mustard_And_Meat.jpg) (http://s122.photobucket.com/user/Chestrockwel/media/Mustard_And_Meat.jpg.html)
(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o252/Chestrockwel/Bacon_Bra.jpg) (http://s122.photobucket.com/user/Chestrockwel/media/Bacon_Bra.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Harry D Greek on May 29, 2013, 08:24:19 PM
I bet she didn't need any deli meats between her legs for that roast beef look. 
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Peak Nigger on May 30, 2013, 06:24:53 AM
oh god
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Stroker Ace on May 31, 2013, 07:36:15 PM
Dog abuser and Something Sensitive superstar poster Bunnybean had a Mario themed wedding
Quote from: bunnybean" post="413988231
Since we're discussing Mario, and I'm sure goons will just love this, have some pictures from my goony, goony wedding!*

(http://i.imgur.com/5ID216Cl.jpg)
Reception dress with cake (It was over 90 degrees that day; even changing into regular summer clothes we were melting)
Goonsire wears only his finest cargo shorts for his backyard matrimony

Quote from: bunnybean" post="413988231
(http://i.imgur.com/AlJEFbXl.jpg)
Our cake (small wedding)

(http://i.imgur.com/2nN2qVjl.jpg)
My dad making scary faces in the cut-out picture thing we made, complete with teeny-tiny Peach arms

Please do not blame my husband for this. This was all my idea.

BB please return to defrauding disability and stop posting forever
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Oogploont Woozoord on May 31, 2013, 07:47:05 PM
Jesus christ can we have one thread that doesn't turn into a discussion about bb?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on May 31, 2013, 07:59:02 PM
Jesus christ can we have one thread that doesn't turn into a discussion about bb?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Autistic Yankee on May 31, 2013, 08:28:37 PM
A Mario themed wedding and the groom was wearing cargo shorts.

How pissed were your parents?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: whatthedickesisthis on May 31, 2013, 08:37:40 PM
Pathetic.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on May 31, 2013, 09:50:28 PM
damn bb you've really blimped up since then
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rape Artist on May 31, 2013, 10:01:06 PM
damn bb you've really blimped up since then

so much Oprah Network so little time
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Patriarchy on May 31, 2013, 11:35:01 PM
Jesus christ can we have one thread that doesn't turn into a discussion about bb?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: furly_ghost on June 01, 2013, 12:40:45 AM
 :chank: bunnybean is Gooky
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on June 01, 2013, 01:35:23 AM
what the fuk
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: SomethingAwfulIsOk on June 01, 2013, 04:01:58 AM
Jesus christ can we have one thread that doesn't turn into a discussion about bb?

come on, this time its on the appropriate thread... i mean, just look at this fucking goon
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: bunnybean on June 01, 2013, 05:34:43 AM
Jesus christ can we have one thread that doesn't turn into a discussion about bb?
This,  dear god the obsession with me around here with a few sassers is starting to get legit creepy.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: gym badge of hate on June 01, 2013, 05:38:43 AM

The only Mario related thing your relatives wanted to see you do is hurl yourselves over a cliff.

Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Mailorder Divorcee on June 01, 2013, 07:38:21 AM
This, we changed after the ceremony, and dear god the obsession with me around here with a few sassers is starting to get legit creepy.

Just because you post here does not make you immune from mockery if you continue to post really goony shit on SA.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: bunnybean on June 01, 2013, 10:43:03 AM
This, we changed after the ceremony, and dear god the obsession with me around here with a few sassers is starting to get legit creepy.

Just because you post here does not make you immune from mockery if you continue to post really goony shit on SA.
Mockery is cool, but IMO, BBchat should at least be contained since it's leaking all over every single thread and it's getting pretty boring.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Aran on June 01, 2013, 11:08:08 AM
I'd put my dick in bunnybean.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: bunnybean on June 01, 2013, 11:11:09 AM
I'd put my dick in bunnybean.
Mmm, go on...
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on June 01, 2013, 02:27:34 PM
A Mario themed wedding and the groom was wearing cargo shorts.

How pissed were your parents?

I'd just like to point out that YOUR parents weren't much better. (Not exactly yours Lomo, but overall) Remember that most of your parents where hippies smokin' dope at Woodstock, and tell us about your hippy parents wedding.

Don't make me break out your parents wearing bellbottom photos.

(http://www.plastikitty.com/wp-content/uploads/InfiniteStratosWeddingGirlsHeader.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on June 01, 2013, 02:34:19 PM
(https://www.etsy.com/storque/media/bunker/2009/04/pic2.jpg)

(http://whenyouawake.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/HIPPIE-WEDDING.bmp1.jpg)

(http://media.offbeatbride.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/6/files/2009/05/img_3692.jpg)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3431/3774639257_fef1b81cf5.jpg)

(https://www.etsy.com/storque/media/articles/2009/04/3742-hippie_wedding_header.jpg)

Chirst, I'm having brown acid flashbacks.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on June 01, 2013, 09:39:01 PM
God I fucking hate hippies.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on June 01, 2013, 10:08:57 PM
This, we changed after the ceremony, and dear god the obsession with me around here with a few sassers is starting to get legit creepy.

Just because you post here does not make you immune from mockery if you continue to post really goony shit on SA.
Mockery is cool, but IMO, BBchat should at least be contained since it's leaking all over every single thread and it's getting pretty boring.

stop posting
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on June 01, 2013, 10:09:37 PM
:chank: bunnybean is Gooky

apparently gooky is dying of aids after having a train run on him at a white party
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Travis Touchdown 2.0 on June 01, 2013, 11:47:50 PM
I'd put my dick in bunnybean.
Mmm, go on...

On a scale of 1 to goon how cucked would you rate your husband
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: gym badge of hate on June 02, 2013, 01:08:26 AM
Hippie Weddings

While the hippie weddings are horrible too, there is at least something redeemable about being out in nature and being able to just slip into the woods and not have to participate.

This pro/anti bunnybean nonsense is shitting up every thread.

That said assuming the Mario wedding picture was just any goon pair:
It is embarrassing because it's "LOOKIT HOW WHACKY AND SILLY WE BOTH ARE!!!!"
It's nerdy as fuck, goony as fuck and is ME ME ME as fuck. 

All of the aunts and uncles will be polite and say they enjoyed it, but inside they are disappointed that their relatives had to not only eschew the traditional aesthetics of a proper wedding but had to have a faggy Mario & Peach wedding.

I'm sure their future children will respect their authority once they realize Mom & Dad are the king & queen (order intentional) of the mushroom kingdom! 
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on June 02, 2013, 01:16:23 AM
Hippie Weddings

While the hippie weddings are horrible too, there is at least something redeemable about being out in nature and being able to just slip into the woods and not have to participate.

This pro/anti bunnybean nonsense is shitting up every thread.

That said assuming the Mario wedding picture was just any goon pair:
It is embarrassing because it's "LOOKIT HOW WHACKY AND SILLY WE BOTH ARE!!!!"
It's nerdy as fuck, goony as fuck and is ME ME ME as fuck. 

All of the aunts and uncles will be polite and say they enjoyed it, but inside they are disappointed that their relatives had to not only eschew the traditional aesthetics of a proper wedding but had to have a faggy Mario & Peach wedding.

I'm sure their future children will respect their authority once they realize Mom & Dad are the king & queen (order intentional) of the mushroom kingdom!

I told my folks that the only way I'm going to get married is drive through Elvis. After suffering through hippie weddings, it's only fair.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: bunnybean on June 02, 2013, 01:46:19 AM
This pro/anti bunnybean nonsense is shitting up every thread.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brolonium on June 02, 2013, 01:52:34 AM
This pro/anti bunnybean nonsense is shitting up every thread.
Granted, my wedding was super goony (we wanted to elope but our parents were upset, so we decided on a very small wedding done 'our way' as a compromise) but otherwise yes, this this this.

Stop stoking the fire by talking about yourself all the time then.

"Guys stop talking about me. BTW here's a million pictures of my goonlord wedding. Guys, Stop talking about me. BTW here's a photo of my rat faced husband. Guys stop talking about me. Did I tell you about all my crazy fucking idiot opinions. Guys stop talking about me"
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: White Knight of Winn-Dixie on June 02, 2013, 01:58:52 AM
This pro/anti bunnybean nonsense is shitting up every thread.
Granted, my wedding was super goony (we wanted to elope but our parents were upset, so we decided on a very small wedding done 'our way' as a compromise) but otherwise yes, this this this.

Stop stoking the fire by talking about yourself all the time then.

"Guys stop talking about me. BTW here's a million pictures of my goonlord wedding. Guys, Stop talking about me. BTW here's a photo of my rat faced husband. Guys stop talking about me. Did I tell you about all my crazy fucking idiot opinions. Guys stop talking about me"
bunnybean posted these two things a month ago:
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I dunno man, you give enough of a shit about me that you're still rattled a day later. Shit, you keep making a fool of yourself here; no matter how much they make fun of you you're just rolling with those punches, knuck knuck you're so right guys! Still, nobody is laughing with you. They are laughing at you. No amount of backpedaling or "yeah guys I totally do suck" changes that.
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Oh, don't worry, I don't intend on staying long. But when I saw this I just couldn't resist.
I love the irony in the first one and wish the second one were actually true, but I know this bitch is going to be around attention whoring it up for a long time to come.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: bunnybean on June 02, 2013, 02:14:57 AM
This pro/anti bunnybean nonsense is shitting up every thread.

(http://i.imgur.com/w0a18nNl.jpg)
(http://[size%3D78%25][url%3Dhttp//i.imgur.com/W4fW79v.jpg]http://i.imgur.com/W4fW79v.jpg)
(http://[size%3D78%25][url%3Dhttp//i.imgur.com/W85IqT2.jpg]http://i.imgur.com/W85IqT2.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/HP9zS.jpg)
(http://i48.tinypic.com/xfou9z.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/QlxBt.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/dLse4.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Harry D Greek on June 02, 2013, 03:47:44 AM
the last page or two reminded me of the Goon Zelda wedding: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2566121

Oh wow, there were two threads of attention whoring about this exact same topic from this curvy goonette: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2493560&highlight=

(http://i.imgur.com/A25tGHW.jpg)

trigger warning: jokes; a crazy, attention-seeking troon is actually allowed to be made fun of and have insensitive, bad words used against her in the process
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Beepboop on June 02, 2013, 04:05:32 AM
This pro/anti bunnybean nonsense is shitting up every thread.

(http://www.pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF020-Skub.gif)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on June 02, 2013, 02:30:24 PM
bet none of these bastards have ever even listened to the soundtrack from the hit 2000 leonardo dicaprio vehicle The Beach
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on June 02, 2013, 02:43:25 PM
Even goons have the good sense not to listen to faggy cds with sugar ray and moby on them
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on June 02, 2013, 02:45:43 PM
Even goons have the good sense not to listen to faggy cds with sugar ray and moby on them

shut the fuck up you googled that you don't know shit about the beach soundtrack
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brolonium on June 02, 2013, 09:19:37 PM
Even goons have the good sense not to listen to faggy cds with sugar ray and moby on them

shut the fuck up you googled that you don't know shit about the beach soundtrack
I think I have this on MP3
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on June 02, 2013, 09:33:01 PM
mp3's suck ass

uncompressed wav or aiff only
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Volksge manshaft on June 02, 2013, 10:56:19 PM
i've been to ko samui irl so my life is the beach soundtrack just so you know :)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brolonium on June 02, 2013, 11:02:16 PM
mp3's suck ass

uncompressed wav or aiff only

I ripped it ages ago and no longer have access to the original disc DON'T JUDGE ME
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on June 02, 2013, 11:04:10 PM
mp3's suck ass

uncompressed wav or aiff only
It sure is nice to have some more diversity on this forum.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on June 03, 2013, 10:06:40 PM
mp3's suck ass

uncompressed wav or aiff only
Good day sir you seem like a gentleman of refined tastes and superb hearing would you care to purchase a $1000 wooden stereo knob?  Perhaps a $50,000 set of the finest nitrogen-injected, kryptonite-clad, all-gold audio cables?

I guarantee both will dramatically enhance the mood, feel, color, vivacity, and roundness of your uncompressed audio listening experience!
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on June 03, 2013, 10:30:09 PM
mmm love that scratchy crackling high frequency aliasing and quantization distortion really brings out the hi hats
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Black Gardener on June 03, 2013, 10:45:36 PM
.ogg or die, all of you have it wrong.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on June 03, 2013, 10:51:18 PM
.ogg or die, all of you have it wrong.

yeah just like mp3's but open source
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Morty Doom on June 04, 2013, 01:02:34 AM
Your CD player was less than 15k? How quaint, only the top of the line for me you plebs.

http://www.soundstagedirect.com/luxman-d08-cd-player-audio-equipment.shtml
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on June 04, 2013, 01:36:23 AM
Your CD player was less than 15k? How quaint, only the top of the line for me you plebs.

http://www.soundstagedirect.com/luxman-d08-cd-player-audio-equipment.shtml

I have a nasty audiophile hobby, so I'm used to seeing much, much worse.

Synergistics Reseach has its Galileo interconnects (think the red and white capped cables connecting CD player or record player to amp that most companies give away) for $40k a set.  Speaker wires for the amp to speaker are more.  dCS's Vivaldi 4 box CD system (transport, DAC, upsampler and clock) are currently over $100k.  Speakers?  don't get me started.  Magico's Q7s are $180k.  Top line Wilson Audios are over $200k.  MBL's Radialstrahler 101 X-Tremes are $250k and a few boutique brands are $500k and up.

Best I've seen yet is from the Munich Audio show, which was just held in a few weeks back in early May:
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Andrea Pivetta’s Opera Only High End Audio Amplifier. When it’s not functioning, it also summons visions of TMA-1: an awe-inspiring 12-sided black monolith of nebulous origin. And then you turn it on.

The prism unfolds like an alien flower into four discrete sections from its massive core, exposing a vast network of amplification circuitry lit from within. Basically it looks like a CRAY supercomputer with a ground effects kit straight out of The Fast & The Furious 6, but more menacing: an 8-foot tall, 1.5-ton, 160,000-watt force to be humbled by.

Price tag is about $2 million once you get it shipped, insured, installed and connected.

(http://i.imgur.com/ut6i2UG.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on June 04, 2013, 01:42:26 AM
my favorite thing is super tweeters

the d/a converters already filter out those frequencies you can't hear anyway lol
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Morty Doom on June 04, 2013, 01:49:10 AM
Goddamn I hate being a poor schlub, I would love to take part in a nasty audiophile habit, that monolithic amplifier gave me a stiffy. Alas I know I'd never dream of affording any of it so I just settled for being a vinyl snob, it's such minor leagues BS compared to the level of audiophile attainable.

Sigh, audiophile tastes on a drug store walkman budget.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on June 04, 2013, 01:57:18 AM
my favorite thing is super tweeters

the d/a converters already filter out those frequencies you can't hear anyway lol

but the bats, man! think of the music for the bats! and dolphins.  and whatever shit that can hear those frequencies.

CD Redbook standards hard-limit the audio range to 20kHz. Doesn't matter what your equipment can handle, it's not on the source.

Goddamn I hate being a poor schlub, I would love to take part in a nasty audiophile habit, that monolithic amplifier gave me a stiffy. Alas I know I'd never dream of affording any of it so I just settled for being a vinyl snob, it's such minor leagues BS compared to the level of audiophile attainable.

vinyl rules.  no lie.  so cost effective it's not funny (makes digital fools like me cry, tbqh).  glad to see it getting major respect again.   it's justifiable :smug:.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on June 04, 2013, 03:22:22 AM
Your CD player was less than 15k? How quaint, only the top of the line for me you plebs.

http://www.soundstagedirect.com/luxman-d08-cd-player-audio-equipment.shtml

I have a nasty audiophile hobby, so I'm used to seeing much, much worse.

Synergistics Reseach has its Galileo interconnects (think the red and white capped cables connecting CD player or record player to amp that most companies give away) for $40k a set.  Speaker wires for the amp to speaker are more.  dCS's Vivaldi 4 box CD system (transport, DAC, upsampler and clock) are currently over $100k.  Speakers?  don't get me started.  Magico's Q7s are $180k.  Top line Wilson Audios are over $200k.  MBL's Radialstrahler 101 X-Tremes are $250k and a few boutique brands are $500k and up.

Best I've seen yet is from the Munich Audio show, which was just held in a few weeks back in early May:
Quote
Andrea Pivetta’s Opera Only High End Audio Amplifier. When it’s not functioning, it also summons visions of TMA-1: an awe-inspiring 12-sided black monolith of nebulous origin. And then you turn it on.

The prism unfolds like an alien flower into four discrete sections from its massive core, exposing a vast network of amplification circuitry lit from within. Basically it looks like a CRAY supercomputer with a ground effects kit straight out of The Fast & The Furious 6, but more menacing: an 8-foot tall, 1.5-ton, 160,000-watt force to be humbled by.

Price tag is about $2 million once you get it shipped, insured, installed and connected.

(http://i.imgur.com/ut6i2UG.jpg)
I think that was the final boss in Doom 2. The white square is the weak spot but it's only exposed every ten seconds when it unfolds open to attack.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on June 05, 2013, 06:47:02 AM
I'm fine with my Magnepans.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on June 05, 2013, 07:20:39 AM
I'm fine with my Magnepans.

which ones?  listening to 3.7s at the moment.  thinking about adding some DWM panels to energize the bottom octaves a touch.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on June 05, 2013, 08:51:10 AM
I'm fine with my Magnepans.

which ones?  listening to 3.7s at the moment.  thinking about adding some DWM panels to energize the bottom octaves a touch.
Honestly can't tell you. They are vintage (read: old) and they were given to me by a girl in Ohio who had the biggest boobies I ever saw. She was completely normal and in good shape but she had 36H titties. Yes, H. Sorry, I have to tell that story when guys ask about the planar speakers. They match the wood in my office, so I use them. They don't have a lot of bass response, of course, but they are nice and clear.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Beepboop on June 05, 2013, 09:11:41 AM
They match the wood in my office, so I use them.

I've read that shoes and belt should match, and tie and shirt, but never speakers and dick.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on June 05, 2013, 09:32:17 AM
They match the wood in my office, so I use them.

I've read that shoes and belt should match, and tie and shirt, but never speakers and dick.
Then you don't know speakers. Also, if you're a pimp your ties matches your socks and pocket square.

Mine look a lot like these but the fabric is like a tweed or something.

(http://www.hometheaterequipment.com/attachments/floorstanding-speakers-62/1663d1342806624-new-opinion-old-favorite-magnepans-mmg-loudspeaker-g11_magnepan.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on June 05, 2013, 09:50:18 AM
I'm fine with my Magnepans.

which ones?  listening to 3.7s at the moment.  thinking about adding some DWM panels to energize the bottom octaves a touch.
Honestly can't tell you. They are vintage (read: old) and they were given to me by a girl in Ohio who had the biggest boobies I ever saw. She was completely normal and in good shape but she had 36H titties. Yes, H. Sorry, I have to tell that story when guys ask about the planar speakers. They match the wood in my office, so I use them. They don't have a lot of bass response, of course, but they are nice and clear.

for you new posters: welcome to rocket 101. 

dude, this post is concentrated eau du rocket.  it's a hifi question, and you make it into that you date chicks with back-breakingly large poonts, that your office is big enough to fit 6 foot tall planar-mag speakers and yet you can still complain about something else that other people here would be ecstatic to own.  and this here's a lesson for Q-G about staying on message.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on June 05, 2013, 10:13:37 AM
I'm fine with my Magnepans.

which ones?  listening to 3.7s at the moment.  thinking about adding some DWM panels to energize the bottom octaves a touch.
Honestly can't tell you. They are vintage (read: old) and they were given to me by a girl in Ohio who had the biggest boobies I ever saw. She was completely normal and in good shape but she had 36H titties. Yes, H. Sorry, I have to tell that story when guys ask about the planar speakers. They match the wood in my office, so I use them. They don't have a lot of bass response, of course, but they are nice and clear.

for you new posters: welcome to rocket 101. 

dude, this post is concentrated eau du rocket.  it's a hifi question, and you make it into that you date chicks with back-breakingly large poonts, that your office is big enough to fit 6 foot tall planar-mag speakers and yet you can still complain about something else that other people here would be ecstatic to own.  and this here's a lesson for Q-G about staying on message.
Counter argument: jealousy rears its ugly head. 1) who wouldn't tell that story? I'm not even into huge tits but they were blimps. 2) Those speakers don't take up much room. My office is like 12'x15'. It's not that big. 3) These speakers are just old and I said that. 4) They're not that expensive. I think they're a couple hundred a piece. Especially used like this and I didn't even pay for them. 5) I was not complaining. Everyone who knows about Magnepans knows that they have little bass response because they are planar speakers. I said they are clean and sound nice.

You are reaching to try to make something of my post that isn't there. The worst you can say is that I talked about a chick's rack. And if you're complaining about that, I have seriously misunderstood you. I had no idea that you were homosexual.

Goddamn, I wish I hadn't said anything.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brolonium on June 05, 2013, 10:15:58 AM
Rocket talks about wealth the way trannies talk about being a woman.  Just sayin'
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on June 05, 2013, 10:20:46 AM
Rocket talks about wealth the way trannies talk about being a woman.  Just sayin'
Exactly.  :nixon:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brolonium on June 05, 2013, 10:27:04 AM
Rocket talks about wealth the way trannies talk about being a woman.  Just sayin'
Exactly.  :nixon:

Wasn't a compliment, brosephine.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on June 05, 2013, 10:28:38 AM
Rocket talks about wealth the way trannies talk about being a woman.  Just sayin'
Exactly.  :nixon:

Wasn't a compliment, brosephine.
Exactly.  :nixon:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brolonium on June 05, 2013, 10:29:25 AM
Rocket talks about wealth the way trannies talk about being a woman.  Just sayin'
Exactly.  :nixon:

Wasn't a compliment, brosephine.
Exactly.  :nixon:
Well alright then  :reagan:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on June 05, 2013, 10:34:43 AM
I think those reading that shit have been burnt the most
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: bunnybean on June 05, 2013, 10:37:35 AM
I think those reading that shit have been burnt the most
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on June 05, 2013, 10:52:24 AM

Counter argument: jealousy rears its ugly head. 1) who wouldn't tell that story? I'm not even into huge tits but they were blimps. 2) Those speakers don't take up much room. My office is like 12'x15'. It's not that big. 3) These speakers are just old and I said that. 4) They're not that expensive. I think they're a couple hundred a piece. Especially used like this and I didn't even pay for them. 5) I was not complaining. Everyone who knows about Magnepans knows that they have little bass response because they are planar speakers. I said they are clean and sound nice.

You are reaching to try to make something of my post that isn't there. The worst you can say is that I talked about a chick's rack. And if you're complaining about that, I have seriously misunderstood you. I had no idea that you were homosexual.

Goddamn, I wish I hadn't said anything.

what on earth are you pissy about?  it's a post of you being you; it's a compliment. i could never mistake that for anyone else.  my grandma could read that and i'd say "Rocket wrote that" and have full confidence in my answer.  in 1 paragraph you hit 3 topics i'd never expect and yet it all fit and was entertaining.  i'd need 3 paragraphs and a tl;dr to check all those boxes. it's a haiku of you: distilled to puissance. a hai-ket.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: bunnybean on June 05, 2013, 11:05:20 AM
 :nah:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on June 05, 2013, 11:09:59 AM
I can't tell who is burning who here anymore

I look to the skies and pray only for fire.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on June 05, 2013, 11:13:57 AM

Counter argument: jealousy rears its ugly head. 1) who wouldn't tell that story? I'm not even into huge tits but they were blimps. 2) Those speakers don't take up much room. My office is like 12'x15'. It's not that big. 3) These speakers are just old and I said that. 4) They're not that expensive. I think they're a couple hundred a piece. Especially used like this and I didn't even pay for them. 5) I was not complaining. Everyone who knows about Magnepans knows that they have little bass response because they are planar speakers. I said they are clean and sound nice.

You are reaching to try to make something of my post that isn't there. The worst you can say is that I talked about a chick's rack. And if you're complaining about that, I have seriously misunderstood you. I had no idea that you were homosexual.

Goddamn, I wish I hadn't said anything.

what on earth are you pissy about?  it's a post of you being you; it's a compliment. i could never mistake that for anyone else.  my grandma could read that and i'd say "Rocket wrote that" and have full confidence in my answer.  in 1 paragraph you hit 3 topics i'd never expect and yet it all fit and was entertaining.  i'd need 3 paragraphs and a tl;dr to check all those boxes. it's a haiku of you: distilled to puissance. a hai-ket.
Oh, well if it's a haiku, then all is well.

Carry on, wayward son.

EDIT: Shut the fuck up, Butterbean. Men are talking.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: bunnybean on June 05, 2013, 11:24:27 AM
EDIT: Shut the fuck up, Butterbean. Men are talking.
Where?  :rock:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Agly on June 05, 2013, 11:30:48 AM
just gotta lift your head up outta the dog food dish and look around.  :joe:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on June 05, 2013, 11:34:35 AM
just gotta lift your head up outta the dog food dish and look around.  :joe:

Dayum  :lilal:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: bunnybean on June 05, 2013, 11:40:15 AM
just gotta lift your head up outta the dog food dish and look around.  :joe:
No wonder your basement bitch lost 15 pounds if you're feeding her ghetto manwiches


 :slapfight:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on June 05, 2013, 11:41:34 AM
sometimes i pretend that rocket is my real dad
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Beepboop on June 05, 2013, 11:53:42 AM
sometimes i pretend that rocket is my real dad

In your fantasy world your molester is rich and white, not poor and a nog?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Agly on June 05, 2013, 11:59:22 AM
just gotta lift your head up outta the dog food dish and look around.  :joe:
No wonder your basement bitch lost 15 pounds if you're feeding her ghetto manwiches


 :slapfight:

Didn't even make sense bunnybean. Not so much a slapfight more like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxulVawvNBc
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on June 05, 2013, 12:22:21 PM
Today, I learned that Rocket's office is in an unfurnished basement.  Not your speakers?  Pffsht, right.  You can fit another 30 pairs of those speakers in your basement office.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Peak Nigger on June 05, 2013, 12:37:23 PM
Good G-d I love this forum.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on June 05, 2013, 12:39:08 PM
sometimes i pretend that rocket is my real dad

In your fantasy world your molester is rich and white, not poor and a nog?

implying i was molested by my dad and that he is black? what?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Beepboop on June 05, 2013, 12:45:59 PM
implying i was molested by my dad and that he is black? what?

You got it on the first try! You win the special prize!
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on June 05, 2013, 12:52:25 PM
implying i was molested by my dad and that he is black? what?

You got it on the first try! You win the special prize!

well now that i think about it yeah i would rather be molested by a rich white guy who would pay me for my silence instead of a dirty nigger who would just give me aids
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Agly on June 05, 2013, 12:53:44 PM
Didn't even make sense bunnybean.
No Child Left Behind missed the ghetto kids apparently :(

No bunny, as in your insult didn't make sense. I know you're in the special needs class down at the local community college, so I'll explain it very slowly. You have your face in a bowl of dog food, so you can't see that you are surrounded by men. This is how many porn videos start, but stay on track, nobody is going to fuck you. You then reply that I've been feeding my girlfriend ghetto manwiches and that's how she lost weight. I guess you were trying to imply that the ghetto manwiches are dogfood, but since you can't write, aren't funny and basically suck in general (once again, not a porn thing, you aren't gobbling sausage, just pay attention) it did not make sense. Your insult did not make sense because you are a horrible person who abuses dogs and takes advantage of desperate men.
I hope you're happy that it's come to this. Fatty.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: bongo bongo on June 05, 2013, 01:16:45 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY8sQjo-63A

FYAD recites gay poetry at gay hipster meet-up
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on June 05, 2013, 01:23:00 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY8sQjo-63A

FYAD recites gay poetry at gay hipster meet-up
Video by Poncho Peligroso
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: skink shamed on June 05, 2013, 01:30:14 PM
^
Look At These Fucking Goons
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on June 05, 2013, 01:42:04 PM
Today, I learned that Rocket's office is in an unfurnished basement.  Not your speakers?  Pffsht, right.  You can fit another 30 pairs of those speakers in your basement office.
I'd like to know how I'm supposed to do that with no light to see where to put them.

In other news, I wish this thread was back on topic.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Peak Nigger on June 05, 2013, 02:11:17 PM
But the turn this thread has taken perfectly encapsulates what is goon.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: A Fierce Woman of Size on June 05, 2013, 02:14:45 PM
No joke i wish agly was my boyfriend, i'd love to have lunches packed for me  :allears:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on June 05, 2013, 02:16:04 PM
No joke i wish agly was my boyfriend, i'd love to have lunches packed for me  :allears:

Well he can pack yesterday's lunch, if that's what your into  :smug:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on June 05, 2013, 02:25:53 PM
No joke i wish agly was my boyfriend, i'd love to have lunches packed for me  :allears:

Well he can pack yesterday's lunch, if that's what your into  :smug:

MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: A Fierce Woman of Size on June 05, 2013, 02:55:32 PM
Ahahaha god damnit randbot
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Agly on June 05, 2013, 04:24:32 PM
I would be happy to do both Fierce.
I hope you're happy that it's come to this. Fatty.
:myecred:  I am crushed fagly. why did it have to come to this.


Why did it have to come to a pussy-whipped manwife who makes sure a hot three squares are on the table every day for his basement bitch writing a huge 888888 e-own. Why.


(http://i.imgur.com/VDtLtAh.jpg)


Lol Bunny, oh all the bitches to be writing about men being pussy whipped, you are probably the expert, having your own pussy whipped beta to work all day and feed you butter all night. It's good to know I got you hitting the lowest denominators. But admit it, you jealous I live in a house with a basement. I also gotta backyard. If you had a backyard you'd be out on a leash chained to peg in the middle of it, so I guess you probably consider yourself lucky.

I had to edit this 'cause somehow I slapped this all in the quote. Shit, makes me look as smart as bunny.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on June 05, 2013, 04:47:25 PM
No joke i wish agly was my boyfriend, i'd love to have lunches packed for me  :allears:

Well he can pack yesterday's lunch, if that's what your into  :smug:

MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT MOT
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: bunnybean on June 05, 2013, 05:27:28 PM
yesterday's lunch packer
Admit it: This shit is gay; let's get back to goons that aren't us.


(http://i.imgur.com/gPm3PTk.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: A Fierce Woman of Size on June 05, 2013, 06:10:01 PM
yesterday's lunch packer
Admit it: This shit is gay; let's get back to goons that aren't us.


(http://i.imgur.com/gPm3PTk.jpg)

holy shit, he looks like droopy dog
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Agly on June 05, 2013, 06:14:55 PM
yesterday's lunch packer
Admit it: This shit is gay; let's get back to goons that aren't us.


(http://i.imgur.com/gPm3PTk.jpg)

Hahaha, I notice this about you bunny, whenever you getting punched too hard you always fall back on this 'oh jokes over, not funny anymore, you've ruined it' shit. But I'll leave you alone, god knows you need more attention.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Stroker Ace on June 05, 2013, 06:21:07 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/q910u.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/APkNC.jpg)
Quote from: Arkannoyed" post="389651771
I've never been in a real relationship, so I've never had a real breakup, but a lot of the stuff in here applies to my situation. Back in August or September I went on a couple dates (yes, just two dates) with a girl I met on OKCupid.  She cancelled our third date with a text about not having time for a life right now, which I interpreted as a brushoff. I later misconstrued some Facebook postings and went off the deep end: sending snarky messages, calling her a liar, basically being a huge ass.

In January, while bored at work, I checked her Twitter and saw her mention being "brutally honest", which was one of the things that set me off before.  I made a couple douchey tweets and when she blocked me, sent more messages in facebook, culminating in her telling me this:
Quote

He
    John, It's not a requirement that I explain to you where I am coming from or who I am. The decisions I make are mine alone. I would have willingly and openly talked about things with you if you had not responded in the way you did. You can doubt my sincerity from sunrise to moonset, but it does you no good. We are now months past, yet you suddenly appear with snark and name calling. It's just plain weird.

    Had you come to me in a different manner, we could have had a valuable conversation in which we both learned something new about one another; instead, each time you have contacted me since that canceled date, your tone has been accusatory and childish. This is not the way to have a conversation.

    I am sorry John but you burned a bridge here. I think you need to sit down, assess your viewpoint and try and gain some perspective. People go on dates and break up for all kinds of reasons and sometimes no reasons s at all. I don't owe you an explanation, and you would have gotten one. Now however, you won't.

I responded with an apology and thought I could leave it at that, but I started obsessing over the whole thing again and sent another message last night begging for an explanation (which is why I wish I had been reading this thread earlier).

On top of that, I've lost my temper with people on the forums because I felt they were talking shit about me (which they have every right to do) and I drove off one of the few people who were still in my corner.

I just don't know how to feel better about all this.  The worst thing is knowing it's all my fault.  I don't know how to become someone that a girl would want to date. I don't know what to do at all.

(http://i.imgur.com/zTnX9.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/aMuw5.jpg)

We all go a little mad sometimes...
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Mailorder Divorcee on June 05, 2013, 06:24:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/q910u.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/APkNC.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/zTnX9.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/aMuw5.jpg)

Hypnotic 2: Electric Boogaloo
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Huffington Post on June 05, 2013, 06:33:23 PM
Ugh I'm probably going to look like that asshole in about 5 years when my hair falls out, kill me
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Peak Nigger on June 05, 2013, 06:34:36 PM
Some girl severs (lol) and he acts like it's the end of the world. Girls tell dudes they were once interested in to fuck off every day, all across the globe. Yet to a goon this is an important event, one that must remain in the mind for nine fucking months after the fact.

whatisgoon.txt
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Agly on June 05, 2013, 06:35:11 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/q910u.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/APkNC.jpg)
Quote from: Arkannoyed" post="389651771
I've never been in a real relationship, so I've never had a real breakup, but a lot of the stuff in here applies to my situation. Back in August or September I went on a couple dates (yes, just two dates) with a girl I met on OKCupid.  She cancelled our third date with a text about not having time for a life right now, which I interpreted as a brushoff. I later misconstrued some Facebook postings and went off the deep end: sending snarky messages, calling her a liar, basically being a huge ass.

In January, while bored at work, I checked her Twitter and saw her mention being "brutally honest", which was one of the things that set me off before.  I made a couple douchey tweets and when she blocked me, sent more messages in facebook, culminating in her telling me this:
Quote

He
    John, It's not a requirement that I explain to you where I am coming from or who I am. The decisions I make are mine alone. I would have willingly and openly talked about things with you if you had not responded in the way you did. You can doubt my sincerity from sunrise to moonset, but it does you no good. We are now months past, yet you suddenly appear with snark and name calling. It's just plain weird.

    Had you come to me in a different manner, we could have had a valuable conversation in which we both learned something new about one another; instead, each time you have contacted me since that canceled date, your tone has been accusatory and childish. This is not the way to have a conversation.

    I am sorry John but you burned a bridge here. I think you need to sit down, assess your viewpoint and try and gain some perspective. People go on dates and break up for all kinds of reasons and sometimes no reasons s at all. I don't owe you an explanation, and you would have gotten one. Now however, you won't.

I responded with an apology and thought I could leave it at that, but I started obsessing over the whole thing again and sent another message last night begging for an explanation (which is why I wish I had been reading this thread earlier).

On top of that, I've lost my temper with people on the forums because I felt they were talking shit about me (which they have every right to do) and I drove off one of the few people who were still in my corner.

I just don't know how to feel better about all this.  The worst thing is knowing it's all my fault.  I don't know how to become someone that a girl would want to date. I don't know what to do at all.

(http://i.imgur.com/zTnX9.jpg)(http://i.imgur.com/aMuw5.jpg)

We all go a little mad sometimes...


So when's he cutting his dick off?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: SomethingAwfulIsOk on June 05, 2013, 06:36:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY8sQjo-63A

FYAD recites gay poetry at gay hipster meet-up

Bunch of stuck up faggots that can't be funny to save their lives. Then there's this one that made his entire routine making non-jokes against faggots and faggotry in front of a dyke audience. That guy rules.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: unprivsplain on June 05, 2013, 07:28:08 PM
Ugh I'm probably going to look like that asshole in about 5 years when my hair falls out, kill me
Is your neck fat angled to the left for no apparent reason as well?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Huffington Post on June 05, 2013, 08:07:12 PM
Ugh I'm probably going to look like that asshole in about 5 years when my hair falls out, kill me
Is your neck fat angled to the left for no apparent reason as well?

I didn't notice that, that's fucked up. But I don't have any neck fat.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on June 05, 2013, 08:19:31 PM
Ugh I'm probably going to look like that asshole in about 5 years when my hair falls out, kill me
Is your neck fat angled to the left for no apparent reason as well?

I didn't notice that, that's fucked up. But I don't have any neck fat.

ahahaha its like he butabi'd too hard and got stuck
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: ozmas thong tags on June 05, 2013, 08:33:33 PM
[]Male
[]Female
[X]Goon

(http://i.imgur.com/2ObOeKj.jpg)


 :lilal:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Volksge manshaft on June 05, 2013, 08:45:42 PM
Quote from: Heavy Hands" post="415612603
Here's an old picture of me at a party with my uncle and grandfather.

(http://i.imgur.com/JAukzTg.jpg)

Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on June 05, 2013, 08:49:00 PM
grandpa hands parties hard

 :nixon:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on June 05, 2013, 09:14:53 PM
looking through the wreckage of yesterday, i found loads of old goon images.  time to break out some moldy oldies.

these are all old LF faggots.  the names were correct when I found these a few years back.  no idea if they're still active posters or have the same name

(http://i.imgur.com/aDY1ahk.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/nDSKLtJ.jpg)

A Box of Zip Disks

(http://i.imgur.com/pEfEFGZ.jpg)

A goddamn red

(http://i.imgur.com/chagu9z.jpg)

A hungry mouth

(http://i.imgur.com/HSoF2xM.jpg)

Aerdil

(http://i.imgur.com/1I24BcN.jpg)

Alan Negative finally breaks the color barrier
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on June 05, 2013, 09:55:17 PM
ahhhhhhhh

AHHHHHHHHHH


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Agly on June 05, 2013, 10:00:29 PM
looking through the wreckage of yesterday, i found loads of old goon images.  time to break out some moldy oldies.

these are all old LF faggots.  the names were correct when I found these a few years back.  no idea if they're still active posters or have the same name

(http://i.imgur.com/aDY1ahk.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/nDSKLtJ.jpg)

A Box of Zip Disks

(http://i.imgur.com/pEfEFGZ.jpg)

A goddamn red

(http://i.imgur.com/chagu9z.jpg)

A hungry mouth

(http://i.imgur.com/HSoF2xM.jpg)

Aerdil

(http://i.imgur.com/1I24BcN.jpg)

Alan Negative finally breaks the color barrier


What...what the fuck is this? What the fuck! :razor:

And what's up with Alan negative looks like some korean flip native crossbreed.

Seriously these people should be ashamed of themselves. Well, maybe not Aedril cause he looks like a little kid. His fucking little sister's inthe background so you know he still lives at home. He gets a pass until he reaches 25 and if he isn't hard as fuck by then he should just walk into traffic. Plus, when you look at the chub deposits on his forearms you can tell he's probably the heftiest fucker in the group. I'd watch a fight between him and fuglyrella.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on June 05, 2013, 10:06:51 PM
let the mostly white maleness continue


(http://i.imgur.com/P7XDF2p.jpg)

7 y/o bitch

(http://i.imgur.com/C6wFtlo.jpg)

antonymous

(http://i.imgur.com/gNRRj4X.jpg)

bantha poodoo

(http://i.imgur.com/56mhDOh.jpg)

ben and stew

(http://i.imgur.com/6wrzkb9.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/WXz6Zzr.jpg)

i have these both as big baby jesus.  maybe?

(http://i.imgur.com/mPJL2rF.jpg)

brother adso

(http://i.imgur.com/GiqTlet.jpg)

calculon

(http://i.imgur.com/jEx0DYx.jpg)

coneslammer

(http://i.imgur.com/qKPc6sn.jpg)

dangheim

Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on June 05, 2013, 10:09:07 PM
I could punch out all these cunts. Like, no contest.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: unprivsplain on June 05, 2013, 10:10:30 PM
antonymous could almost be the boston bomber
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on June 05, 2013, 10:15:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/WXz6Zzr.jpg)

more like taco sit
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on June 05, 2013, 10:17:46 PM
coneslammer alone is a valid reason for obama to get the launch codes to take out williamsburg, brooklyn.

edit: the answer is "none.  none more hipster"
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on June 05, 2013, 10:22:06 PM
y'all noticing a consistent theme yet?


(http://i.imgur.com/zK8rnTZ.jpg)

day and night

(http://i.imgur.com/g70yEq0.jpg)

diis

(http://i.imgur.com/KDjYisQ.jpg)

dm

(http://i.imgur.com/ZRW1k5x.jpg)

donkeyhotay

(http://i.imgur.com/mtUxfL5.jpg)

dr. carwash guy (assuming it's the gweilo here)

(http://i.imgur.com/oM5ExCz.jpg)

emerald skies (a cat man?  way to really ingratiate yourself, faggot)

(http://i.imgur.com/BOxPXMC.jpg)

evil jeff k

Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on June 05, 2013, 10:34:08 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZRW1k5x.jpg)

the hell is goin on with this guys midsection?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Peak Nigger on June 05, 2013, 11:06:58 PM
skinnyfat
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on June 05, 2013, 11:08:02 PM
skinnyfat

no there's something else going on, he's built like a marmot
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on June 05, 2013, 11:09:09 PM


the hell is goin on with this guys midsection?

the fisher-price snap-on hair line is pretty cool too.  not sure if that's male pattern baldness up top already.

also: great user name   :reagan:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on June 05, 2013, 11:27:34 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/xh9RaAo.jpg)

fear of a black knob

(http://i.imgur.com/3VvKIhx.jpg)

fetus ovaries

(http://i.imgur.com/eEUkTaM.jpg)

fiesta ninja

(http://i.imgur.com/S60uKMO.jpg)

the eminently punchable finktron

(http://i.imgur.com/7ICpPmZ.jpg)

fiveace attorney setting the lure for when a stray lady drifts too close to the web

(http://i.imgur.com/fnV0qkg.jpg)

fizfashizzle is magnetic in his j.crew colors and popped collar.

(http://i.imgur.com/p7r7SJY.jpg)

fluo

(http://i.imgur.com/G27GjHA.jpg)

flux core has escaped from the security restraints and is lurking

(http://i.imgur.com/pstsHU0.jpg)

forever sad
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: unprivsplain on June 05, 2013, 11:28:01 PM


the hell is goin on with this guys midsection?
Either it's windy, of he has a 50 pound tumor on his left side.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on June 05, 2013, 11:32:41 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/7ICpPmZ.jpg)

the hobbit from lost

(http://i.imgur.com/fnV0qkg.jpg)

jesse pinkman ken doll

(http://i.imgur.com/G27GjHA.jpg)

louis ck on vaudeville

(http://i.imgur.com/pstsHU0.jpg)

young gordon ramsay
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Volksge manshaft on June 05, 2013, 11:56:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/SdF8UWzl.jpg)

I call this composition "I cry when I poop"
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on June 05, 2013, 11:59:20 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/SdF8UWzl.jpg)

I call this composition "I cry when I poop"

andy from parks & rec
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Volksge manshaft on June 05, 2013, 11:59:54 PM
[the hobbit from lost


jesse pinkman ken doll


louis ck on vaudeville


young gordon ramsay

:clappo:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Volksge manshaft on June 06, 2013, 12:03:48 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/SdF8UWzl.jpg)

I call this composition "I cry when I poop"

andy from parks & rec

sad jon snow from game of thrones sits in his boxer shorts
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Huffington Post on June 06, 2013, 02:20:12 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/G27GjHA.jpg)

louis ck on vaudeville

:reagan:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Travis Touchdown 2.0 on June 06, 2013, 04:58:01 PM
A glimpse of how much worse this thread could be

(http://dumpt.com/img/files/cswshj2ymhbu698ebwit.png)

:mccaine:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on June 06, 2013, 10:38:04 PM
back for more.

(http://i.imgur.com/Hu576SL.jpg)

future widow

(http://i.imgur.com/NchBGFd.jpg)

gazpacho

(http://i.imgur.com/jli988B.jpg)

giblet

(http://i.imgur.com/bZK6zg8.jpg)

git (as in "stupid ***"?)

(http://i.imgur.com/ScWr1sg.jpg)

gxl

(http://i.imgur.com/PWPZlI8.jpg)

kill you are self

(http://i.imgur.com/MM7myam.jpg)

kko

edit: good god, I should've looked closer this one.  this guy is a wreck.  pick a beta stereotype and this guy checks every single box.  wow.

Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Agly on June 06, 2013, 10:57:49 PM
back for more.


(http://i.imgur.com/jli988B.jpg)

giblet


What the fuck! What the fuck is that shit? Is that a black chick in the car with that peckerwood faggot? What the fuck! Not enough for goons to be fucked-up racistlibs, they gotta steal our fine women? Fucking cracker motherfucker. Seriously, if that shit was in my hood, fucking white boy'd find himself getting dragged out and stomped real quick.

Not enough for whitey to steal us from our homeland, they gotta steal our women too? Fucking goon bastards!
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Peak Nigger on June 06, 2013, 11:18:03 PM
I was gonna say Future Window doesn't look that bad but then I noticed that she looks to be hiding all kinds of mass under that jacket.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on June 06, 2013, 11:57:19 PM
I'd fuck her anyway, if really fat then just get drunker. It's not like she's ozma fat, at worst chubby.

Strap on some rubbers because you don't want some portorican baby mama
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: White Knight of Winn-Dixie on June 07, 2013, 12:03:49 AM
I'd fuck her anyway, if really fat then just get drunker. It's not like she's ozma fat, at worst chubby.

Strap on some rubbers because you don't want some portorican baby mama
Race mixing is Communism, though.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on June 07, 2013, 12:07:23 AM
People complaining about race mixing are usually inbred retards lusting after their 14 year old first cousins tho
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: White Knight of Winn-Dixie on June 07, 2013, 12:08:59 AM
People who take obvious jokes seriously are usually autists tho
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on June 07, 2013, 12:11:19 AM
so are most people posting in adtwr or bss
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: SomethingAwfulIsOk on June 07, 2013, 12:12:16 AM
 :bronson:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on June 07, 2013, 12:22:46 AM
the whitest of posters, the SJW-est of politics, LF.


(http://i.imgur.com/IX1bAFz.jpg)

maggotmaster

(http://i.imgur.com/LsqzBmv.jpg)

mAndrew

(http://i.imgur.com/hhLWsjw.jpg)

mccaine in his "skinhead dreamboat" form

(http://i.imgur.com/M9UWqKe.jpg)

more falafel please

(http://i.imgur.com/LybKstc.jpg)

murder all posters (i couldn't agree more, faggot. you volunteering?)

(http://i.imgur.com/btKzGZQ.png)

necc0

(http://i.imgur.com/Z1iUhX7.jpg)

nightvis

(http://i.imgur.com/XYjFoxA.jpg)

panamared
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Jaded on June 07, 2013, 02:14:26 AM

(http://i.imgur.com/G27GjHA.jpg)


It's 2 AM, a thunderstorm rages outside. You get up to take a piss. The lightning flashes and you see this man standing outside one of your windows, face pressed up against the glass, that expression frozen on it.

Later that morning you wake up with a condom sticking out of your ass and a quarter in your hand.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on June 07, 2013, 02:59:20 AM
the whitest of posters, the SJW-est of politics, LF.


(http://i.imgur.com/IX1bAFz.jpg)

maggotmaster

(http://i.imgur.com/LsqzBmv.jpg)

mAndrew

(http://i.imgur.com/hhLWsjw.jpg)

mccaine in his "skinhead dreamboat" form

(http://i.imgur.com/M9UWqKe.jpg)

more falafel please

(http://i.imgur.com/LybKstc.jpg)

murder all posters (i couldn't agree more, faggot. you volunteering?)

(http://i.imgur.com/btKzGZQ.png)

necc0

(http://i.imgur.com/Z1iUhX7.jpg)

nightvis

(http://i.imgur.com/XYjFoxA.jpg)

panamared

Jesus Christ, I haven't seen so many crackers in one spot in a long fucking time. What is this, a god damned klan meeting?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on June 07, 2013, 03:50:27 AM
People complaining about race mixing are usually inbred retards lusting after their 14 year old first cousins tho

this is called othering and it's not cool
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: ozmas thong tags on June 07, 2013, 04:05:48 AM
the whitest of posters, the SJW-est of politics, LF.


(http://i.imgur.com/IX1bAFz.jpg)

maggotmaster
[]Male
[]Female
[X]Goon

took a break from sipping watered down vodka he stole from his parents while writing shitty poetry about how much his life sucks in a dark closet to snap this sweet pic showing his inner darkness for all of you~
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on June 07, 2013, 04:43:25 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/G0TXvtB.jpg)

potential bff


(http://i.imgur.com/dk9v5BC.png)

priam


(http://i.imgur.com/90uQNuM.jpg)

raightning


(http://i.imgur.com/yf2lYhv.jpg)

reasonable mr krul ( hahahaha!)


(http://i.imgur.com/Ob1xGYB.jpg)

Richard M. Nixon


(http://i.imgur.com/SpHPB1x.jpg)

rum, sodomy and the lash


(http://i.imgur.com/zz1QZ4q.jpg)

sickboy


(http://i.imgur.com/mzWbK5S.jpg)

skipjack


again, i'm sure these are nice guys and mean well.  but in terms of giving me advice on any topic outside of how cute this year's freshmen class is or what it's like trying to shave for the first time (if ever), then fuck no.. I really don't care what your Econ 201 prof told you about the proletariat.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Autistic Yankee on June 07, 2013, 06:10:39 AM
Ahahahahah.  How funny would D&D be if you had to have the guys picture beneath every post they made?   Their pictures invalidate any opinions they have because you immediately realize you are not dealing with rational adults.  These are all pathetic FUCK YOU DAD, manchildren with albino white skin and no social skills.


Quote
  Wait just a minute kid.  Sit back and let me educate you on the struggles of the proletariat against the evil bourgeoisie oppressors!
:say:
(http://i.imgur.com/G0TXvtB.jpg)

Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on June 07, 2013, 06:30:04 AM
I haven't seen a single photo so far in this thread where I'm not 90% sure I'd win a fistfight, no contest.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on June 07, 2013, 06:41:36 AM
priam looks like he's in alright shape for a vulcan
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Black Gardener on June 07, 2013, 09:14:26 AM
Voting sickboy for most punchable 2012
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Stroker Ace on June 07, 2013, 10:48:03 AM

(http://i.imgur.com/Ob1xGYB.jpg)


Dan Dority: The Goon Years
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Agly on June 07, 2013, 10:55:02 AM
Obviously SA is a diverse group that represents and races, creeds, and cultures, and isn't just a bunch of white kids aged 15 to 35 pretending to be cool on the internet. It also isn't primarily male, and you can tell because of its feminism thread which is a safeground for the numerous women who post on SA.

SA, the UN of the internet.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Agly on June 07, 2013, 10:55:38 AM
back for more.


(http://i.imgur.com/jli988B.jpg)

giblet




What the fuck! What the fuck is that shit? Is that a black chick in the car with that peckerwood faggot? What the fuck! Not enough for goons to be fucked-up racistlibs, they gotta steal our fine women? Fucking cracker motherfucker. Seriously, if that shit was in my hood, fucking white boy'd find himself getting dragged out and stomped real quick.



To be fair, a white boy in a black neighborhood would probably be a crime victim anyway. The sista would just be a pretense.


The shoe's on the other foot now, Agly. WHERE DE BLACK WIMMIN AT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



Nuuuuuuuuuuuurhhhhhhh!  :ultwarrior:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on June 07, 2013, 11:47:04 AM
my last outburst of LF.  you know the drill: second verse, same as the first

(http://i.imgur.com/ASQtk3P.jpg)

splitsoul


(http://i.imgur.com/S0kkFx2.jpg)

#2 on the countdown for most punchable mug; this ginger "the arsteia"


(http://i.imgur.com/pRn41Qv.jpg)

therizinosaurus
*cough*


(http://i.imgur.com/4IgYGjw.jpg)

OSI, you want this one?  "ths"


(http://i.imgur.com/uHZR2tg.jpg)

stay back ladies, this one's one fire: tim pawlenty


(http://i.imgur.com/vSXSCqZ.jpg)

torka and his methmouth


(http://i.imgur.com/sb4QLkh.jpg)

wall balls


(http://i.imgur.com/ShRx2kC.jpg)

xX weed goku


(http://i.imgur.com/j5700LG.jpg)

your proud pal


aaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnd   








the last, and imo most punchable by far of the LF warriors,













gi' it up muhfuckahs fo wootcannon guy

(http://i.imgur.com/mzYf8W0.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on June 07, 2013, 11:49:53 AM
I hope he gives that negro man his hat back.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on June 07, 2013, 11:53:50 AM
I hope he gives that negro man his hat back.

guess who stole the camera?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: 40k Scrotal Sacks on June 07, 2013, 12:09:27 PM
Gotta say, most of them look like they're majoring in womens studies.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on June 07, 2013, 02:09:37 PM
This is a bunch of whitewashed shit.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on June 07, 2013, 02:18:36 PM
This is a bunch of whitewashed shit.
It's not actually all that washed.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rape Artist on June 07, 2013, 02:19:09 PM
most is faggot but honestly

(http://i.imgur.com/P7XDF2p.jpg)
normal looking dude

(http://i.imgur.com/gNRRj4X.jpg)
normal looking dude

(http://i.imgur.com/56mhDOh.jpg)
normal looking dude

(http://i.imgur.com/jEx0DYx.jpg)
normal looking dude

(http://i.imgur.com/zK8rnTZ.jpg)
normal looking dude

(http://i.imgur.com/NchBGFd.jpg)
normal looking dude

(http://i.imgur.com/PWPZlI8.jpg)
normal looking dude
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: 40k Scrotal Sacks on June 07, 2013, 02:31:41 PM
"Lightest beer in the world"

Death to America.  :coolmad:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: POST REGERT on June 07, 2013, 04:40:34 PM
Twigboys of LF/DD/WDDP, if you're going to be killing cops and taking to the streets to start a revolution you might want to hit the gym.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Peak Nigger on June 07, 2013, 05:23:34 PM
I can see some of those dudes definitely getting some pussy NO HOMO SRS. Post uglier pictures.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: The Gay Avenger on June 07, 2013, 10:41:33 PM
the whitest of posters, the SJW-est of politics, LF.


(http://i.imgur.com/IX1bAFz.jpg)

maggotmaster
[]Male
[]Female
[X]Goon

took a break from sipping watered down vodka he stole from his parents while writing shitty poetry about how much his life sucks in a dark closet to snap this sweet pic showing his inner darkness for all of you~

maggotmaster pretends to be oppressed because he's from chile but you can see he's like any other wimpy white boy
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: MassiveMilitant on June 08, 2013, 01:17:17 AM
Some of these people might be able to pass as normal, but the reason they deserve a good mock is allowing themselves to be photographed in such ridiculous poses and then to have that uploaded on to the internet.
 :geithner:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Huffington Post on June 08, 2013, 02:21:59 AM
I can see some of those dudes definitely getting some pussy NO HOMO SRS. Post uglier pictures.

I don't think the point was "look at these freaks", rather "everyone from LF was a white dude in his 20s/30s, who'da thunk it?"
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: gym badge of hate on June 08, 2013, 02:59:31 AM

(http://i.imgur.com/jEx0DYx.jpg)
normal looking dude

What the fuck is with that twink's left arm? Where the fuck is it coming from?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on June 08, 2013, 12:28:54 PM

(http://i.imgur.com/jEx0DYx.jpg)
normal looking dude

What the fuck is with that twink's left arm? Where the fuck is it coming from?
That is an odd angle. He is propping his spindly elbow on the shoulder of someone who is taller and wearing a yellow jacket.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on June 08, 2013, 04:30:47 PM
lmao

Quote
Hey Hairstyle thread, I'm back, about to get a haircut on Friday. I've been doing Long Front Short On Sides for a while now, everyone likes it. I even had my hairdresser color my hair, a little lighter then I wanted but people liked it anyways. Tons of compliments, so hey. My hair color is about to go out in the front, maybe one more cut left on it, and I was wondering if I should do it again, or just stay natural?

Here's some grumpy pictures of me:
(http://i.imgur.com/XB5pEX0.jpg?1)
(http://i.imgur.com/I2gizou.jpg?1)
 The light shining down doesn't help, but I think it shows the color decently enough.

Sorry about the grumpy pictures. Not excited for work.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on June 08, 2013, 04:45:09 PM
commie LF fag 'pon de bundy'
(http://i.imgur.com/bw6SO96.jpg?1)

Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on June 08, 2013, 05:21:44 PM
Quote
(http://i.imgur.com/XB5pEX0.jpg?1)
(http://i.imgur.com/I2gizou.jpg?1)
I don't know this Flock of Seagulls sack of sadness, but I want to hit his face with my fist as hard as I possibly can. And it is not my fault; that is a wholly natural reaction.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: unprivsplain on June 08, 2013, 05:25:14 PM
Looks incredibly uneven as well.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: MassiveMilitant on June 08, 2013, 05:37:00 PM
lmao

Quote
Hey Hairstyle thread, I'm back, about to get a haircut on Friday. I've been doing Long Front Short On Sides for a while now, everyone likes it. I even had my hairdresser color my hair, a little lighter then I wanted but people liked it anyways. Tons of compliments, so hey. My hair color is about to go out in the front, maybe one more cut left on it, and I was wondering if I should do it again, or just stay natural?

Here's some grumpy pictures of me:
(http://i.imgur.com/XB5pEX0.jpg?1)
(http://i.imgur.com/I2gizou.jpg?1)
 The light shining down doesn't help, but I think it shows the color decently enough.

Sorry about the grumpy pictures. Not excited for work.

This is the kind of thing im talking about. Look, we all want approval/attention/affection. I get it. Getting a haircut boost's ones self esteem and confidence, and we want to share that with the world. However, If youre out of shape and dont exercise, dont go posting a picture of your face close up from front and side angles while you slouch in a chair wearing a rumpled polo shirt.

That dude has one hell of a turkey-neck going on. its one of the first places i lose fat when i'm being active and aware of my food intake. He'd improve himself 1000% more than that haircut by working on losing the turkey neck.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on June 08, 2013, 11:50:46 PM
lmao

Quote
Hey Hairstyle thread, I'm back, about to get a haircut on Friday. I've been doing Long Front Short On Sides for a while now, everyone likes it. I even had my hairdresser color my hair, a little lighter then I wanted but people liked it anyways. Tons of compliments, so hey. My hair color is about to go out in the front, maybe one more cut left on it, and I was wondering if I should do it again, or just stay natural?

Here's some grumpy pictures of me:
(http://i.imgur.com/XB5pEX0.jpg?1)
(http://i.imgur.com/I2gizou.jpg?1)
 The light shining down doesn't help, but I think it shows the color decently enough.

Sorry about the grumpy pictures. Not excited for work.

Who the fuck is complimenting him on that hair, the Ghost of Ray Charles?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brolonium on June 08, 2013, 11:54:57 PM
Why would you spend money on a weird haircut and dye job but then also be overweight and wear a fucking unironed Kmart poloneck tshirt
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on June 09, 2013, 12:37:10 AM
Why would you spend money on a weird haircut and dye job but then also be overweight and wear a fucking unironed Kmart poloneck tshirt
They have KMart in England?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: bongo bongo on June 09, 2013, 02:42:35 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/FDHVo2a.jpg)

lowtax
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Black Gardener on June 09, 2013, 02:48:21 AM
Daughter tax lookin sad itt.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on June 09, 2013, 03:21:59 AM
Quote from: T. Finninho
Daughter tax lookin sexy itt.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Oogploont Woozoord on June 09, 2013, 03:33:20 AM
Why does daddy smell like sad?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on June 09, 2013, 05:52:26 AM
Nowhere near as much fetal alcohol syndrome as I expected tbh.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on June 09, 2013, 08:05:57 AM
the image of the video game looks crisp.  the one of lowtax and his daughter looks like it was painted with butter. are cameraphone cameras that bad? or does lowtax just kinda ruin everything he's involved in?

Daughter tax lookin sad itt.

you would too if all the other kids at school LOL'd when daddy mohawk picks you up erryday.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: unprivsplain on June 09, 2013, 10:53:54 AM
I find it pretty funny. The girl doesn't look like a half breed at all either, keep up the great work Richard.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on June 09, 2013, 11:01:06 AM
Pretty close to the top on my list of worthless people: any adult with a mohawk

It's not even a real mohawk. He even fucked that up.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Jaded on June 09, 2013, 11:55:50 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/FDHVo2a.jpg)

lowtax

That's Lowtax? OMFG...  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: MassiveMilitant on June 09, 2013, 12:56:30 PM
Ahaha lowtax's arms are exacxtly like every goon who isnt fat - twigs with no veins or visible musculature.  Mofo look like he got some 3" wrists.

Also his entire hair setup, from the strange not-hawk of curly white boy napps, to the wanna be biker stache, screams mid life crisis to me.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Peak Nigger on June 09, 2013, 02:31:25 PM
That little cumslut looks full blown asian. Looks like his cock-eyed gook wife kept the bloodline pure behind his back. Moron.

Or the goon sperm is so weak that the mother gives the predominant genes. Either one is completely plausible. Such a goon.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Agly on June 09, 2013, 03:41:18 PM
Oh holy shit lowtax looks like that hipster I punched. No shit, if he had a bushy fag beard, black shirt and tight jeans he would look exactly like the dude.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on June 09, 2013, 03:48:05 PM
lowtax lookin like Mangosteen Preacher
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on June 09, 2013, 06:40:21 PM
Ahaha lowtax's arms are exacxtly like every goon who isnt fat - twigs with no veins or visible musculature.  Mofo look like he got some 3" wrists.

Also his entire hair setup, from the strange not-hawk of curly white boy napps, to the wanna be biker stache, screams mid life crisis to me.
Holy shit. You could replace his arms with paper towel tubes and you would never know the difference.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Something Else on June 09, 2013, 08:36:23 PM
Nowhere near as much fetal alcohol syndrome as I expected tbh.

I don't think FAS happens regardless of how much the father drinks during pregnancy.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Harry D Greek on June 09, 2013, 08:43:28 PM
the wanna be biker stache, screams mid life crisis to me.

A fabulous mid life crisis
(http://i.imgur.com/bA2YJBW.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: jimbolio on June 09, 2013, 10:13:32 PM
the image of the video game looks crisp.  the one of lowtax and his daughter looks like it was painted with butter. are cameraphone cameras that bad? or does lowtax just kinda ruin everything he's involved in?

Daughter tax lookin sad itt.

you would too if all the other kids at school LOL'd when daddy mohawk picks you up erryday.

This cunt has to be almost 40 and still trying t be wacky/cool with a faggot haircut. Jesus Christ. Poor kid must hate going there every other weekend to deal with this pill raddled failure and play his childish video games just to keep him happy.

"Daddy, can you please cut some more stripes in you hair like you did when Boll beat you down like a bitch?".
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rape Artist on June 10, 2013, 01:13:43 PM
I think I'm the only one that thinks his 'do is kickin rad
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on June 10, 2013, 01:21:54 PM
the image of the video game looks crisp.  the one of lowtax and his daughter looks like it was painted with butter. are cameraphone cameras that bad? or does lowtax just kinda ruin everything he's involved in?

Daughter tax lookin sad itt.

you would too if all the other kids at school LOL'd when daddy mohawk picks you up erryday.

This cunt has to be almost 40 and still trying t be wacky/cool with a faggot haircut. Jesus Christ. Poor kid must hate going there every other weekend to deal with this pill raddled failure and play his childish video games just to keep him happy.

"Daddy, can you please cut some more stripes in you hair like you did when Boll beat you down like a bitch?".

I am curious... how old are you?  I think only people in their very early 20's or younger or people who are older than 60 think there are set looks for a certain age group.  If I ever looked like my parent or grandparent looked (according to age/role), I would hate myself.  If you are in the age groups I identified, you will realize that as you get older.  And if you are not, when do those cotton crops come in, and have you had any weevil problems?




The lowtax hate is pretty strong here.  Aside from abandoning his website to SJWs, the guy is not that bad.  He isn't doing any of the shit that pisses you off, unless you count non-action as a crime.  Either way he is getting paif enough to live comfortably for doing nothing.  In this case, he is spending quality time playing games with his daughter.  I think that should give him a little immunity from the ridicule, at least in this context.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Harry D Greek on June 10, 2013, 02:08:43 PM
I think that should give him a little immunity from the ridicule, at least in this context.

Except for that village people mustache, that deserves to be made fun of.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on June 10, 2013, 02:19:55 PM
Except for that village people mustache, that deserves to be made fun of.

I thought it was a goatee.  Upon further inspection, I'll give you that. 
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Agly on June 10, 2013, 02:34:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihx8f8sKVh0http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1ajzcGsLaA
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on June 10, 2013, 02:41:20 PM
the image of the video game looks crisp.  the one of lowtax and his daughter looks like it was painted with butter. are cameraphone cameras that bad? or does lowtax just kinda ruin everything he's involved in?

Daughter tax lookin sad itt.

you would too if all the other kids at school LOL'd when daddy mohawk picks you up erryday.

This cunt has to be almost 40 and still trying t be wacky/cool with a faggot haircut. Jesus Christ. Poor kid must hate going there every other weekend to deal with this pill raddled failure and play his childish video games just to keep him happy.

"Daddy, can you please cut some more stripes in you hair like you did when Boll beat you down like a bitch?".

I am curious... how old are you?  I think only people in their very early 20's or younger or people who are older than 60 think there are set looks for a certain age group.  If I ever looked like my parent or grandparent looked (according to age/role), I would hate myself.  If you are in the age groups I identified, you will realize that as you get older.  And if you are not, when do those cotton crops come in, and have you had any weevil problems?




The lowtax hate is pretty strong here.  Aside from abandoning his website to SJWs, the guy is not that bad.  He isn't doing any of the shit that pisses you off, unless you count non-action as a crime.  Either way he is getting paif enough to live comfortably for doing nothing.  In this case, he is spending quality time playing games with his daughter.  I think that should give him a little immunity from the ridicule, at least in this context.
Love him all you want. The guy championed faggotry on the internet to unprecedented levels. His is reaping what he sowed. Why would you dissuade that?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on June 10, 2013, 03:00:35 PM
the image of the video game looks crisp.  the one of lowtax and his daughter looks like it was painted with butter. are cameraphone cameras that bad? or does lowtax just kinda ruin everything he's involved in?

Daughter tax lookin sad itt.

you would too if all the other kids at school LOL'd when daddy mohawk picks you up erryday.

This cunt has to be almost 40 and still trying t be wacky/cool with a faggot haircut. Jesus Christ. Poor kid must hate going there every other weekend to deal with this pill raddled failure and play his childish video games just to keep him happy.

"Daddy, can you please cut some more stripes in you hair like you did when Boll beat you down like a bitch?".

I am curious... how old are you?  I think only people in their very early 20's or younger or people who are older than 60 think there are set looks for a certain age group.  If I ever looked like my parent or grandparent looked (according to age/role), I would hate myself.  If you are in the age groups I identified, you will realize that as you get older.  And if you are not, when do those cotton crops come in, and have you had any weevil problems?




The lowtax hate is pretty strong here.  Aside from abandoning his website to SJWs, the guy is not that bad.  He isn't doing any of the shit that pisses you off, unless you count non-action as a crime.  Either way he is getting paif enough to live comfortably for doing nothing.  In this case, he is spending quality time playing games with his daughter.  I think that should give him a little immunity from the ridicule, at least in this context.
Love him all you want. The guy championed faggotry on the internet to unprecedented levels. His is reaping what he sowed. Why would you dissuade that?

I guess because he is not actively trying to attack us.  He did some goofy stuff and surrounded himself with enough talent that he can live off of it now.  The negatives would be that he abandoned the people that made him a McMansion to begin with, but other than that, fools throw money at him even if he abuses them.  I cannot fault that part.

Come on now, rocket, defender of "at least he/she/it is outside getting exercise instead of living in a shadowy basement."  He honestly is not hurting a soul besides himself.  He is only guilty of killing off a place we used to like.  It is his perrogative.  Sure, he shits golden eggs by dumb luck, but so did a lot of people in the 90's on the net.   
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on June 10, 2013, 04:26:32 PM
The guy created everything bad that has come out of there and did nothing about it. Fuck that guy.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on June 10, 2013, 04:41:16 PM
itt people mad about 10bux from 10yearsago
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Stroker Ace on June 10, 2013, 06:29:17 PM
Mod Abraham wearing a shirt made from wrinkled bed sheets

(http://i.imgur.com/p4j6IZz.jpg)

A young Ozma wistfully pondering her receding hairline
(http://theinternetlol.com/sa/images/goons/ozma.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on June 10, 2013, 06:33:07 PM
haaaaaaaaaaaahahaha
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Huffington Post on June 10, 2013, 06:48:56 PM
Bitch got a chin like lexical unit
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: NeonGreyjoy on June 10, 2013, 08:04:27 PM
Bitch looks as fat as she mods.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on June 10, 2013, 09:30:45 PM

I am curious... how old are you?  I think only people in their very early 20's or younger or people who are older than 60 think there are set looks for a certain age group.  If I ever looked like my parent or grandparent looked (according to age/role), I would hate myself.  If you are in the age groups I identified, you will realize that as you get older.  And if you are not, when do those cotton crops come in, and have you had any weevil problems?

you're as young or as old as you want to be.  i am at least in your age bracket and sure, I wear shitty stoner t-shirts and shorts in much of my free time (it's also 85 degrees with 90% humidity every goddamn day here, so that helps).  i didn't have the good fortune to fall into internetbux, so i still have to "be normal" on week days and hide the the tattoos and other stuff i enjoy and clean up nice. but I can easily walk in both worlds. i also happen to be in a major metropolitan area where there are thousands of other peacocks competing, so my worries about what i look like are trivial.

lowtax lives in white-bread-land, ultra-conservative missouri.  i may not care what he looks like, but i'll bet his neighbors do, and they're the ones that have to live with him.  and they're the ones who can make things more difficult for him.

also, to my point earlier, his daughter looks just about the age when young girls start caring about appearances.  not coincidentally, it's also when girls start sharpening the knives and picking on each other about any single thing that makes them different.  you think he's doing his daughter a big favor with his cool summer 'do?  i'm sure she loves him, and i'm sure he loves her in his way, but i'll bet she wishes he would cut the crap just to make things easier for herself.  her reasoning is not gonna be all SJW "we're all one big family", it's "make these daughters of the GOP stop picking on me".

Quote
The lowtax hate is pretty strong here.  Aside from abandoning his website to SJWs, the guy is not that bad.  He isn't doing any of the shit that pisses you off, unless you count non-action as a crime.  Either way he is getting paif enough to live comfortably for doing nothing.  In this case, he is spending quality time playing games with his daughter.  I think that should give him a little immunity from the ridicule, at least in this context.

you're missing the point.  nothing lowtax does comes naturally, or flows from his personality.  it's always seeming forced, always a put-on or a scam.  this is too.  the only humor i have seen from this guy in the last ten years are his freakouts; the "laughing at him, not with him" stuff.  at this point, his career is as an online punching bag.  and he did it all to himself.  fine, the :10bux: keep rolling in, but even the wealthy eventually worry about legacies.  this is his?

yeah good for him for actually being something resembling a father.  it's the only honest work the guy has ever done.  but other than the occasional visitation rights he has, how much is he actually doing?  playing videogames? go, rich!
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: jimbolio on June 10, 2013, 09:42:10 PM
the image of the video game looks crisp.  the one of lowtax and his daughter looks like it was painted with butter. are cameraphone cameras that bad? or does lowtax just kinda ruin everything he's involved in?

Daughter tax lookin sad itt.

you would too if all the other kids at school LOL'd when daddy mohawk picks you up erryday.

This cunt has to be almost 40 and still trying t be wacky/cool with a faggot haircut. Jesus Christ. Poor kid must hate going there every other weekend to deal with this pill raddled failure and play his childish video games just to keep him happy.

"Daddy, can you please cut some more stripes in you hair like you did when Boll beat you down like a bitch?".

I am curious... how old are you?  I think only people in their very early 20's or younger or people who are older than 60 think there are set looks for a certain age group.  If I ever looked like my parent or grandparent looked (according to age/role), I would hate myself.  If you are in the age groups I identified, you will realize that as you get older.  And if you are not, when do those cotton crops come in, and have you had any weevil problems?




The lowtax hate is pretty strong here.  Aside from abandoning his website to SJWs, the guy is not that bad.  He isn't doing any of the shit that pisses you off, unless you count non-action as a crime.  Either way he is getting paif enough to live comfortably for doing nothing.  In this case, he is spending quality time playing games with his daughter.  I think that should give him a little immunity from the ridicule, at least in this context.

I'm 40, so close to Dick's age. I had a mo-hawk once in my life, and there is nothing wrong with, provided:

1. You are under the age of 23.
2. And/or a buff gym rat.
3. Military or heavy into sport.
4. Are part of a wrestling tag team.

Short of those reasons, you look like a fucking tool. Kind of like the old guy with a receding hair line and the scraggly pony tail. When you get a little older and mature, you realize that kind of shit is left up to the generation behind you. Unless you are a perpetual child/teenager (see: Lowtax). See, he can't get out of the "Look at me! Everyone look at me and how WACKY I am. Wait until I put this lamp shade on my head and really bust up the crowd!" stage that most males evolve out of in their mid to late 20's.

Him getting bitch whipped by the nazi twat is another perfect example of how mentally retarded this idiot is. Any male with two working nuts would have at least thought "This fucking asshole may try to jab me some after all my shit talking. I better spend a little time learning a move or two in case this shitty film making faggot tries to pound on me." Not Dick. He goes in and gets bitch whipped (in front of mail order bride and everyone there...lol), then whines like a cunt in the post interview. I'd have had a bit more respect for him if he just owned the issue like a man and admitted he didn't take it the least bit serious, and should have. But NOOOOOOOOOOOO. He cries like a pussy and runs back to his hug box forums to bitch about the situation he didn't handle. I didn't expect him to beat Boll's ass, but he could have trained just a hair, and popped that nazi nigger in the head a couple times and been alright with me.

I'll agree with you on him being in the right spot at the right time to form SA and make a living on it. Kudo's. But it is also the the same reason he is a failure as a man. If he would actually have to work in a professional environment and grow mentally as a fucking adult male, he would have the mental capacity to realize that picking up your kid at school with a fag ass haircut and pasty/flabby arms isn't cool. Do you think she doesn't realize he looks like a retard compared to the other parents and feels uncomfortable? I guess it doesn't matter how his daughter feels, as long as Dick gets to be the pill buzzed wacky twat in the crowd. EVERYONE LOOK AT ME!
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: CaptainSpaulding on June 10, 2013, 11:01:05 PM
The lowtax hate is pretty strong here.  Aside from abandoning his website to SJWs, the guy is not that bad.  He isn't doing any of the shit that pisses you off, unless you count non-action as a crime.  Either way he is getting paif enough to live comfortably for doing nothing.  In this case, he is spending quality time playing games with his daughter.  I think that should give him a little immunity from the ridicule, at least in this context.
Yeah, not gonna disagree with this.
And calling his kid a cumslut was pretty disgusting.
I do wish he'd pick less terrible people to associate with in terms of the site and forums though.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Launchpad McQuack on June 10, 2013, 11:47:47 PM
Lowtax might get sick of Finn asking if he needs a babysitter and boot him from admin duties.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Black Gardener on June 11, 2013, 12:48:06 AM
Adventure Time with Finn the Pedo and Baby Tax the Human.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: bunnybean on June 11, 2013, 01:19:13 AM
The lowtax hate is pretty strong here.  Aside from abandoning his website to SJWs, the guy is not that bad.  He isn't doing any of the shit that pisses you off, unless you count non-action as a crime.  Either way he is getting paif enough to live comfortably for doing nothing.  In this case, he is spending quality time playing games with his daughter.  I think that should give him a little immunity from the ridicule, at least in this context.
Yeah, not gonna disagree with this.
And calling his kid a cumslut was pretty disgusting.
I do wish he'd pick less terrible people to associate with in terms of the site and forums though.
This. I can't even fault him for running with the money; who wouldn't? It's not like he has some noble responsibility to keep the internet (forums) Cool and Ungay. Also IMO kidpics are kinda iffy anyway; little girl has nothing to do with internet drama and the 'cumslut' shit is creepy.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on June 11, 2013, 06:51:59 PM
burned by google
(http://i.imgur.com/irHUAdg.jpg?1)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Big Duck Equals Goose on June 11, 2013, 08:41:41 PM
Hahahahaha  :reagan:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on June 11, 2013, 09:45:54 PM
ozma lookin like riff raff from rocky horror
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on June 11, 2013, 11:54:45 PM
 :clappo:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: bananas on June 12, 2013, 12:35:58 AM
Goonmod Gendo

(http://i.imgur.com/AWk0hNo.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Agly on June 12, 2013, 12:40:48 AM

(http://i.imgur.com/AWk0hNo.jpg)(http://www.hbshows.com/images/droopy3.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Huffington Post on June 12, 2013, 12:44:42 AM

(http://i.imgur.com/AWk0hNo.jpg)(http://www.hbshows.com/images/droopy3.jpg)

lol  :reagan:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Charles C Johnson on June 12, 2013, 07:06:49 AM
His name is Michael Moen.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: coon mover on June 12, 2013, 07:42:14 AM
the image of the video game looks crisp.  the one of lowtax and his daughter looks like it was painted with butter. are cameraphone cameras that bad? or does lowtax just kinda ruin everything he's involved in?

Daughter tax lookin sad itt.

you would too if all the other kids at school LOL'd when daddy mohawk picks you up erryday.

This cunt has to be almost 40 and still trying t be wacky/cool with a faggot haircut. Jesus Christ. Poor kid must hate going there every other weekend to deal with this pill raddled failure and play his childish video games just to keep him happy.

"Daddy, can you please cut some more stripes in you hair like you did when Boll beat you down like a bitch?".

I am curious... how old are you?  I think only people in their very early 20's or younger or people who are older than 60 think there are set looks for a certain age group.  If I ever looked like my parent or grandparent looked (according to age/role), I would hate myself.  If you are in the age groups I identified, you will realize that as you get older.  And if you are not, when do those cotton crops come in, and have you had any weevil problems?




The lowtax hate is pretty strong here.  Aside from abandoning his website to SJWs, the guy is not that bad.  He isn't doing any of the shit that pisses you off, unless you count non-action as a crime.  Either way he is getting paif enough to live comfortably for doing nothing.  In this case, he is spending quality time playing games with his daughter.  I think that should give him a little immunity from the ridicule, at least in this context.

I'm 40, so close to Dick's age. I had a mo-hawk once in my life, and there is nothing wrong with, provided:

1. You are under the age of 23.
2. And/or a buff gym rat.
3. Military or heavy into sport.
4. Are part of a wrestling tag team.

Short of those reasons, you look like a fucking tool. Kind of like the old guy with a receding hair line and the scraggly pony tail. When you get a little older and mature, you realize that kind of shit is left up to the generation behind you. Unless you are a perpetual child/teenager (see: Lowtax). See, he can't get out of the "Look at me! Everyone look at me and how WACKY I am. Wait until I put this lamp shade on my head and really bust up the crowd!" stage that most males evolve out of in their mid to late 20's.

Him getting bitch whipped by the nazi twat is another perfect example of how mentally retarded this idiot is. Any male with two working nuts would have at least thought "This fucking asshole may try to jab me some after all my shit talking. I better spend a little time learning a move or two in case this shitty film making faggot tries to pound on me." Not Dick. He goes in and gets bitch whipped (in front of mail order bride and everyone there...lol), then whines like a cunt in the post interview. I'd have had a bit more respect for him if he just owned the issue like a man and admitted he didn't take it the least bit serious, and should have. But NOOOOOOOOOOOO. He cries like a pussy and runs back to his hug box forums to bitch about the situation he didn't handle. I didn't expect him to beat Boll's ass, but he could have trained just a hair, and popped that nazi nigger in the head a couple times and been alright with me.

I'll agree with you on him being in the right spot at the right time to form SA and make a living on it. Kudo's. But it is also the the same reason he is a failure as a man. If he would actually have to work in a professional environment and grow mentally as a fucking adult male, he would have the mental capacity to realize that picking up your kid at school with a fag ass haircut and pasty/flabby arms isn't cool. Do you think she doesn't realize he looks like a retard compared to the other parents and feels uncomfortable? I guess it doesn't matter how his daughter feels, as long as Dick gets to be the pill buzzed wacky twat in the crowd. EVERYONE LOOK AT ME!

Lay off the Nazis man. That's out of line.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on June 12, 2013, 08:03:57 AM
Goonmod Gendo

(http://i.imgur.com/AWk0hNo.jpg)

did someone on 4chan make the life model for the "forever alone" meme?

why put pictures like this on the net? if you hate yourself that much, why not just double the number of times you punch yourself in the balls for the day?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on June 12, 2013, 08:10:16 AM
Goonmod Gendo

(http://i.imgur.com/AWk0hNo.jpg)

did someone on 4chan make the life model for the "forever alone" meme?

why put pictures like this on the net? if you hate yourself that much, why not just double the number of times you punch yourself in the balls for the day?
Because of skewed perception.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Procrustes on June 12, 2013, 09:26:17 AM
Lowtax is a faggot with a bad haircut and a childish sense of humor, but I think he's p much paying for all his transgressions right about now. I mean...look at the guy.  He's like half a step away from washing his mouth out with buckshot.

Also if you feel the need to call a fucking child some gross-ass names  like cumslut I aint' got nothin' for ya.  Kill yourself.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Procrustes on June 12, 2013, 09:27:28 AM
Goonmod Gendo

(http://i.imgur.com/AWk0hNo.jpg)

Jesus Christ. 
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on June 12, 2013, 12:10:58 PM
Lowtax is a faggot with a bad haircut and a childish sense of humor, but I think he's p much paying for all his transgressions right about now. I mean...look at the guy.  He's like half a step away from washing his mouth out with buckshot.

Also if you feel the need to call a fucking child some gross-ass names  like cumslut I aint' got nothin' for ya.  Kill yourself.

Dude comin' on this site acting like he knows shit.  Who the fuck are you?  And how did you find SomethingSensitive?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Procrustes on June 12, 2013, 04:02:17 PM
Lowtax is a faggot with a bad haircut and a childish sense of humor, but I think he's p much paying for all his transgressions right about now. I mean...look at the guy.  He's like half a step away from washing his mouth out with buckshot.

Also if you feel the need to call a fucking child some gross-ass names  like cumslut I aint' got nothin' for ya.  Kill yourself.

Dude comin' on this site acting like he knows shit.  Who the fuck are you?  And how did you find SomethingSensitive?

do you even fucking lift, nigger?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on June 12, 2013, 06:02:11 PM
Lowtax is a faggot with a bad haircut and a childish sense of humor, but I think he's p much paying for all his transgressions right about now. I mean...look at the guy.  He's like half a step away from washing his mouth out with buckshot.

Also if you feel the need to call a fucking child some gross-ass names  like cumslut I aint' got nothin' for ya.  Kill yourself.

Dude comin' on this site acting like he knows shit.  Who the fuck are you?  And how did you find SomethingSensitive?

lol what in the fuck? gapo nerf this niggers post count back down to zero
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Black Gardener on June 12, 2013, 06:06:25 PM
Proc is legit, even I, a blitzed asshole on many substances knows that.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Harry D Greek on June 12, 2013, 09:24:35 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/cFatsjn.jpg)


(http://i.imgur.com/viQn102.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Autistic Yankee on June 12, 2013, 09:27:43 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/cFatsjn.jpg)


Lol, bith on the right got Klingon forehead syndrome.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Jaded on June 12, 2013, 10:33:17 PM

(http://i.imgur.com/AWk0hNo.jpg)(http://www.hbshows.com/images/droopy3.jpg)

 :reagan:

Hello all you happy goons.

You know what? That makes me mad. *Hits the ban button*
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: unprivsplain on June 12, 2013, 10:37:26 PM
So are those troons?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: armchair nazi on June 13, 2013, 02:33:43 AM
Goonmod Gendo

(http://i.imgur.com/AWk0hNo.jpg)
no way. no fucking way

gendo used to be cool YEARS ago, but recently has turned into an immense faggot. this explains everything.

(though I seem to remember seeing a picture of him a long time ago, and it looked nothing like that)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Mad at the Internet on June 13, 2013, 08:49:26 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/cFatsjn.jpg)


Lol, bith on the right got Klingon forehead syndrome.

I think the one on the right is IceQueen (present or former SA mod) or something like that. Back on SASS, Jimmy Hill photoshopped that fivehead into some funny fucking pics.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: bananas on June 13, 2013, 11:45:17 AM
Goonmod Gendo

(http://i.imgur.com/AWk0hNo.jpg)
no way. no fucking way

gendo used to be cool YEARS ago, but recently has turned into an immense faggot. this explains everything.

(though I seem to remember seeing a picture of him a long time ago, and it looked nothing like that)

That's definitely Gendo.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on June 13, 2013, 11:46:59 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/cFatsjn.jpg)


Lol, bith on the right got Klingon forehead syndrome.

I think the one on the right is IceQueen (present or former SA mod) or something like that. Back on SASS, Jimmy Hill photoshopped that fivehead into some funny fucking pics.

I think IceQueen had a kid, and if it was not for that, I would lose serious money on a bet that she/he was a man.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: bananas on June 13, 2013, 11:56:39 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/cFatsjn.jpg)


Lol, bith on the right got Klingon forehead syndrome.

I think the one on the right is IceQueen (present or former SA mod) or something like that. Back on SASS, Jimmy Hill photoshopped that fivehead into some funny fucking pics.

I think IceQueen had a kid, and if it was not for that, I would lose serious money on a bet that she/he was a man.

The one on our right there looks like Benedict Cumberbatch.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: CaptainSpaulding on June 13, 2013, 12:04:15 PM
She looks like that swedish fruitcake Nemoulette who posted tons of pictures of himself back in the day.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Procrustes on June 13, 2013, 01:08:15 PM
oh damn son
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Stroker Ace on June 13, 2013, 01:15:29 PM
The pics of Ozma, Gendo and EPW got posted in the ugly thread and goons have rallied to defend their queen

Quote from: Zeta" post="416461529
I was told that Ozma was fat.  I demand satisfaction.

Quote from: TShields" post="416457107
Aw come on, the first girl (referring to Ozma jesus christ) is pretty cute, the.. okay, well the guy is kinda awkward but that's more genetics rather than anything he's actually doing, and the third girl just has windblown hair.  You're going to have to do better than that.

Quote from: Fabulist" post="416457773
No you see they're mods so if they don't look like gods and goddesses among men then they're totally gross. They're not allowed to look like normal people.
I'm pretty sure at least one of those is a private FB picture, so uh.. good job being a creep, I guess, Boring Person.


This is Fabulist for reference
(http://i.imgur.com/IlYqYTEl.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on June 13, 2013, 01:20:39 PM
Is that a troon? I genuinely am not sure.

And yeah I can understand why fabulist would think ozma and epw are not ugly, they are a huge step up
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Agly on June 13, 2013, 01:42:57 PM
Dear Goons, your mods are fucking ugly and you are probably ugly as well. Stop defending ugly people, you aren't fooling anyone. Ozma looks like she's been stuffing her face with greasy food her whole life and EPW looks like she's a sickly ginger who's been in a bad accident at some point. Face it, SA is a trainwreck of human failure. You all look like you've been chained to the back of a pickup and dragged down a gravel road for a few miles.
Telling unattractive people they are cute is possibly the worst injustice you can do to them as you might raise their hopes and expectations up to a point that the real world will never correspond with.
Stop this travesty now. Your mods look like babies that have been punched in the face. Admit it, move on. Stop your pathetic brown nosing ways, because you don't get rewarded for sucking their clitdicks off.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Frond Desert on June 13, 2013, 03:49:26 PM
The pics of Ozma, Gendo and EPW got posted in the ugly thread and goons have rallied to defend their queen

Post the link, damn son
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on June 13, 2013, 03:53:33 PM
The pics of Ozma, Gendo and EPW got posted in the ugly thread and goons have rallied to defend their queen

Quote from: Zeta" post="416461529
I was told that Ozma was fat.  I demand satisfaction.

Quote from: TShields" post="416457107
Aw come on, the first girl (referring to Ozma jesus christ) is pretty cute, the.. okay, well the guy is kinda awkward but that's more genetics rather than anything he's actually doing, and the third girl just has windblown hair.  You're going to have to do better than that.

Quote from: Fabulist" post="416457773
No you see they're mods so if they don't look like gods and goddesses among men then they're totally gross. They're not allowed to look like normal people.
I'm pretty sure at least one of those is a private FB picture, so uh.. good job being a creep, I guess, Boring Person.


This is Fabulist for reference
(http://i.imgur.com/IlYqYTEl.jpg)
[]Male
[]Female
[X]Goon
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Huffington Post on June 13, 2013, 05:25:36 PM
The pics of Ozma, Gendo and EPW got posted in the ugly thread and goons have rallied to defend their queen

Post the link, damn son

(http://i.imgur.com/t7qq5Ta.png)

but someone (HMM I WONDER WHO??) edited the pics out and replaced it with:

(http://i.imgur.com/N6HUn1M.png)
(EPW shares another of her kinks with us via BP?)

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3551012&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=33#post416454455
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on June 13, 2013, 05:39:20 PM
The pics of Ozma, Gendo and EPW got posted in the ugly thread and goons have rallied to defend their queen

Post the link, damn son

(http://i.imgur.com/t7qq5Ta.png)

but someone (HMM I WONDER WHO??) edited the pics out and replaced it with:

(http://i.imgur.com/N6HUn1M.png)
(EPW shares another of her kinks with us via BP?)

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3551012&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=33#post416454455

Hmm...the FYAD pic is still up. No doubt because if they actually notice it in FYAD and delete it that will only poke the bear.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Huffington Post on June 13, 2013, 07:01:11 PM
This is Fabulist for reference
(http://i.imgur.com/IlYqYTEl.jpg)

The "sack of potatoes with 3 pounds of makeup and no eyebrows" look is so hot right now
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on June 13, 2013, 07:14:28 PM
We often talk about "punchable faces", but here we see the much rarer face that cannot be punched without making it better.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Al Roker Shart on June 13, 2013, 09:40:02 PM
I dont get why in the fuck they'd delete the pictures that Boring Person posted. Right so some dude posted your pic in the Awkward & Ugly thread. You could own it and be all like "Yep a permabanned, pantsshitter thinks I'm ugly...whatever"

Or they could sanitize any reference to it and explain that vodka and tobacco rations were raised yesterday.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: White Knight of Winn-Dixie on June 13, 2013, 09:47:10 PM
Not sure if it's been noticed but I didn't see anyone mentioning it in this thread: Yankees are Scum/Boring Person has been banned for posting the Abe pic in the men's fashion thread.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on June 13, 2013, 10:27:14 PM

This is Fabulist for reference
(http://i.imgur.com/IlYqYTEl.jpg)

jesus, an industrial mixer of cookie dough stuffed into a gym sock and then plastered with kabuki make up?  where can i sign up for life lessons on acceptance from her?  cuz she somehow evaded being drowned at birth, so she's got some magical advice to give

 :depressedlesbian: sir would you like o hold your new daughter?

 :stonk: wiiosdfakasowerjkfg.  the river.  can you point me to the nearest river?  or a bridge?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: bananas on June 13, 2013, 10:43:31 PM
Fabulist kind of looks like a tranny Gendo
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Harry D Greek on June 13, 2013, 11:40:50 PM
                                            :lilal:
                                                                      (http://i.imgur.com/PACrVXq.jpg)
 I thought this woulda been up awhile ago, but I guess not, so here you go.



             

Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: gym badge of hate on June 14, 2013, 04:31:21 AM

Quote
(http://i.imgur.com/XB5pEX0.jpg?1)
Ah yes the virgin's peak
Quote
(http://i.imgur.com/LsqzBmv.jpg)
This guy is such a faggot he has to brace his other hand to keep his wrist from going limp. It's a camera not a giant boulder you fucking Subway sandwich artist on a potty break.

Quote
(http://i.imgur.com/6wrzkb9.jpg)
What happens when you try to eat Eggplant Wizards pussy.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Frond Desert on June 14, 2013, 06:48:20 AM
That's AWESOME, what's even more awesome is that goons were tripping over themselves to flatter these fugs
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rape Artist on June 14, 2013, 01:18:24 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/cFatsjn.jpg)

Wasn't the one on the right a mod forever ago?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Jaded on June 14, 2013, 02:05:17 PM
Yep. Icequeen.

A bad mod at that.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on June 14, 2013, 02:07:35 PM
Yep. Icequeen.

A bad mod at that.

she was the first of the new SJW crue

(http://i.imgur.com/IpSL9gq.jpg)


and in a rare two armed appearance

(http://i.imgur.com/RYfo1st.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on June 14, 2013, 02:11:44 PM
                                            :lilal:
                                                                      (http://i.imgur.com/PACrVXq.jpg)
 I thought this woulda been up awhile ago, but I guess not, so here you go.



             

Who is this?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Frond Desert on June 14, 2013, 02:12:41 PM
                                            :lilal:
                                                                      (http://i.imgur.com/PACrVXq.jpg)
 I thought this woulda been up awhile ago, but I guess not, so here you go.



             

Who is this?

Eggplant Wizard you dummy
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on June 14, 2013, 03:15:22 PM
                                            :lilal:
                                                                      (http://i.imgur.com/PACrVXq.jpg)
 I thought this woulda been up awhile ago, but I guess not, so here you go.



             

Who is this?

Eggplant Wizard you dummy

Um, sorry I missed the pictures before they were removed.  Then I read "unread posts since your last visit" in ascending order like I do everyday.  I finally saw this picture in the "Uncomfortable things: At least 1 Egg Plant Wizard pic here!" after I posted this.  So suck it.  I was not one of the priviledged the first time this was posted.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rape Artist on June 14, 2013, 03:17:08 PM
Yep. Icequeen.

A bad mod at that.

Someone did a hilarious banme once that was Icequeen's faces shopped onto a bunch of marine mammals, which I still had them
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on June 14, 2013, 03:18:28 PM
Quote
(http://i.imgur.com/6wrzkb9.jpg)
What happens when you try to eat Eggplant Wizards pussy.

I've made a huge mistake...
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: gym badge of hate on June 14, 2013, 07:17:42 PM

and in a rare two armed appearance

(http://i.imgur.com/RYfo1st.jpg)

I do love the backpanther but not as much as I hate the hideous canvas it was painted on.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Mailorder Divorcee on June 14, 2013, 07:22:05 PM
and in a rare two armed appearance

(http://i.imgur.com/RYfo1st.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/GwfXPL6.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: MassiveMilitant on June 14, 2013, 09:22:55 PM
Whats the story behind the one armed man? Its probably his fault, like Jarcy.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on June 14, 2013, 09:26:33 PM
Whats the story behind the one armed man? Its probably his fault, like Jarcy.

iirc, he had a motorcycle but drove like a retard, got into an accident, got a big settlement and bought a back panther tattoo and an even more powerful crotchrocket that he couldn't handle, then got into another accident where he lost his arm
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Huffington Post on June 14, 2013, 09:28:01 PM
Whats the story behind the one armed man? Its probably his fault, like Jarcy.

iirc, he had a motorcycle but drove like a retard, got into an accident, got a big settlement and bought a back panther tattoo and an even more powerful crotchrocket that he couldn't handle, then got into another accident where he lost his arm

hahahahahaha
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rape Artist on June 14, 2013, 09:28:31 PM
Whats the story behind the one armed man? Its probably his fault, like Jarcy.

iirc, he had a motorcycle but drove like a retard, got into an accident, got a big settlement and bought a back panther tattoo and an even more powerful crotchrocket that he couldn't handle, then got into another accident where he lost his arm

He was mocked mercilessly in AI. They told him to get a different bike but he got some stupid insane crotch rocket then tore his arm off, LOL
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Stroker Ace on June 14, 2013, 09:32:57 PM
Whats the story behind the one armed man? Its probably his fault, like Jarcy.

Abunchofnumbers brief history of bad decisions
- Got the backpanther tatoo
- Bought a high performance bike after goons warned him that he was too inexperienced
- Crashed a handful of times and bought a bigger bike
- Got absolutely destroyed going though an intersection, lost the arm and was dead on the operating table at one point (thankfully backpanther was unharmed)
- Got north of 900 grand in a lawsuit then invested the money in real estate
- Used remaining funds to buy more toys and stupid shit
- Did not use the money to have backpanther removed

ed has some pics of him https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Abunchofnumbers (https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Abunchofnumbers)

Last I heard he died in a motorcycle crash

~rip sweet prince~
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on June 14, 2013, 10:14:39 PM
ahahahaha holy shit he invested nearly all his funds in real estate in 2008 AND bought a manual transmission lamborghini despite having one arm jesus christ if I were him I'd make a racket going on public speaking tours: I am proof that god exists and he has a sick sense of humor.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: unprivsplain on June 14, 2013, 10:52:36 PM
Depends what the definition of late 2008 is, but that could've been a good buy. The lambo though, lol.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brolonium on June 14, 2013, 10:59:42 PM
His stump is neater than Jarcy's though.

Also how do you get 900k for causing an accident :coolmad:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: unprivsplain on June 14, 2013, 11:04:11 PM
I always forget that he said he was going 40 in a 45 and was thrown 60 feet in the air. Does anyone have the pic of the backpanther with only one front paw?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on June 15, 2013, 03:31:15 AM
The dumbest dog.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Mossad Assassin on June 15, 2013, 06:55:42 AM
That ED article displays some quotes from SA stating that he bought a manual transmission Lamborghini after losing his arm and winning a settlement.

I guess it makes sense that he is dead, I bet he was trying to downshift while using his chin to steer.

abunchofnumbers, supposedly, cleared $900,000 from that settlement.  Wouldn't that be for future medical bills and not toys he can not handle?  That settlement sounds huge but in the context of a shit load of specialists, operations, medication, uhhh, rent, it is not that much.\

Whatever, the fucking idiot.

 
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: gym badge of hate on June 15, 2013, 04:29:07 PM
That ED article displays some quotes from SA stating that he bought a manual transmission Lamborghini after losing his arm and winning a settlement.

I guess it makes sense that he is dead, I bet he was trying to downshift while using his chin to steer.

abunchofnumbers, supposedly, cleared $900,000 from that settlement.  Wouldn't that be for future medical bills and not toys he can not handle?  That settlement sounds huge but in the context of a shit load of specialists, operations, medication, uhhh, rent, it is not that much.\

Whatever, the fucking idiot.

My grandparents had a dog who was retarded (funnily enough the dogs name was Blackie) and would piss all over the guests and hit it's head on everything solid. So they chained it outside and he would run back to the base of chain and run full speed in any direction and the chain would send him flying backwards through the air. You could time dinner in between the yelps of the damn thing trying to break his neck. Finally they took the chain off and Blackie ran straight into traffic and met a garbage truck.

abunchofnumbers has a worst sense of self-preservation than that retarded dog so it wouldn't surprise me if he met his own garbage truck and that they had to scrape the backpanther off the asphalt.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on June 15, 2013, 05:06:48 PM
                                            :lilal:
(http://i.imgur.com/PACrVXq.jpg)
 I thought this woulda been up awhile ago, but I guess not, so here you go.
           
(http://i.imgur.com/0P8q7ok.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Mossad Assassin on June 16, 2013, 01:07:40 AM
                                            :lilal:
                                                                      (http://i.imgur.com/PACrVXq.jpg)
 I thought this woulda been up awhile ago, but I guess not, so here you go.


(http://i.imgur.com/6uslVQK.jpg)

 :reagan:

Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Aran on June 16, 2013, 07:18:23 AM
I'm pretty sure he bought a Corvette, not a Lambo, unless he ended up trading up later. He posted pictures on AYB.

Edit: Yep.

(http://i.imgur.com/kbLTUCd.png)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Spazzard on June 16, 2013, 07:44:36 AM



and in a rare two armed appearance

(http://i.imgur.com/RYfo1st.jpg)

Found a more recent pic.

(http://i44.tinypic.com/wqx2xs.png)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on June 17, 2013, 01:52:51 PM



and in a rare two armed appearance

(http://i.imgur.com/RYfo1st.jpg)

Found a more recent pic.

(http://i44.tinypic.com/wqx2xs.png)
How dare you do that to the beautiful Sherilynn Fenn!
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: kosher nostra on June 17, 2013, 02:11:09 PM
Rocket talks about wealth the way trannies talk about being a woman.  Just sayin'

 :reagan:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Mailorder Divorcee on June 23, 2013, 09:01:58 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/gzXQKLo.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Mailorder Divorcee on June 23, 2013, 09:18:16 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/rDaxWip.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on June 23, 2013, 09:26:14 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/rDaxWip.jpg)

pixar is doing a movie about goons?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: marlon perkins on June 23, 2013, 10:03:01 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/rDaxWip.jpg)

pixar is doing a movie about goons?

Someone is building a lifelike Hank Hill cosplay getup?

 :hank:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Charles C Johnson on June 23, 2013, 10:34:54 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/rDaxWip.jpg)

pixar is doing a movie about goons?

Someone is building a lifelike Hank Hill cosplay getup?

 :hank:

I sell rape and incest fanfic and rape and incest accessories I tell ya what.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Mailorder Divorcee on June 23, 2013, 11:03:26 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/1tZor9A.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: unprivsplain on June 23, 2013, 11:05:56 PM
Somewhat normal looking human being. Who is he?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Mailorder Divorcee on June 23, 2013, 11:07:42 PM
Somewhat normal looking human being. Who is he?

Same as the last picture. Aatrek.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on June 24, 2013, 06:46:25 AM
Do they make Star Trek uniforms in XXXXXL sizes? Wait, why am I even asking this. Do they make Star Trek uniforms in anything but XXXXXL sizes?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Aran on June 24, 2013, 08:39:19 AM
Do they make Star Trek uniforms in XXXXXL sizes? Wait, why am I even asking this. Do they make Star Trek uniforms in anything but XXXXXL sizes?

(http://i.imgur.com/QV3bbry.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on June 24, 2013, 09:07:00 AM
that's a troon right?  his meathook hands look twice as big as the black guys.

at least the red-shirts are always the first to be killed
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Aran on June 24, 2013, 09:48:46 AM
Yes, that's dans. Though I think if I remember right dans is a legit "born with both sets or parts of both genitalia" transsexual who was raised male. I dunno, I wouldn't give dans much shit either, I've never seen a terribly obnoxious "MY GENDERRRRRRRRRRRRRR" dans post. Mostly just Star Trek. May be biased since I'm a Trekkie.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Mailorder Divorcee on June 24, 2013, 10:03:59 AM
Yes, that's dans. Though I think if I remember right dans is a legit "born with both sets or parts of both genitalia" transsexual who was raised male. I dunno, I wouldn't give dans much shit either, I've never seen a terribly obnoxious "MY GENDERRRRRRRRRRRRRR" dans post. Mostly just Star Trek. May be biased since I'm a Trekkie.

Does tend to go ballistic if you ask "Why is that dude wearing a Star Trek dress?" as I did once, without knowing about the troon/hermaphrodite business.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on June 24, 2013, 10:30:52 AM
telling you, the hands are a dead giveaway.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brolonium on June 25, 2013, 09:45:29 AM
Yep. Icequeen.

A bad mod at that.

Someone did a hilarious banme once that was Icequeen's faces shopped onto a bunch of marine mammals, which I still had them


I have some of them. Easter Island and an elephant too.

Jimmy Hill
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on June 29, 2013, 11:53:35 AM
One is BrianWilly the other's a Glee faggot. Guess which is which.

(http://i.imgur.com/Frb6LrF.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Heavyweight Hugboxer on June 30, 2013, 10:05:51 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/gzXQKLo.jpg)

a classy existence
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Mailorder Divorcee on June 30, 2013, 10:10:28 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/gzXQKLo.jpg)

a classy existence

Not as good as the "goon crib" that consists of a mattress and other shit rammed into the crawlspace under a house. I'll see if I can find that one, it's fucking gross.

EDIT: found it.

(http://i.imgur.com/k6DheAX.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on June 30, 2013, 12:59:12 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/k6DheAX.jpg)
Chateau d'Emphasema.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on July 02, 2013, 12:34:59 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/BL8y7Sp.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on July 02, 2013, 12:53:36 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/BL8y7Sp.jpg)
Fiwer ironically drinking water.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Mailorder Divorcee on July 02, 2013, 01:18:44 PM
What happened to Fiwer? Did he eventually do the right thing and kill himself or what?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on July 02, 2013, 01:32:43 PM
GOONCAMP
(http://i.imgur.com/tekOAOU.jpg)
(http://fi.somethingawful.com/is/img247/6713/petergriffin4mc.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/r0wQJr7.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on July 02, 2013, 01:55:30 PM
Reasons I have never gone to a internet anything posted above.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on July 02, 2013, 02:06:02 PM
gooniest thing about that picture is the presence of "http://www." on the shirt url
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on July 02, 2013, 02:11:25 PM
Reasons I have never gone to a internet anything posted above.

That's why part 2 of this is entitled: 'Why do they feel so superior to bronies and reddit, exactly?'

(http://i.imgur.com/I4gpusb.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/oAcVbmW.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/QsH9YOo.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/T1YI96b.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/PJgf2R0.jpg)


Bonus: This is the goon who took it up the ass for the first time at GoonCamp and led to the :gooncamp: thing

(http://i.imgur.com/xM0A8oM.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on July 02, 2013, 02:17:57 PM
Man the people on the internet sucked 10 years ago.

Glad things have improved.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on July 02, 2013, 02:18:55 PM
I want a refund of my $10.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: unprivsplain on July 02, 2013, 02:36:42 PM
I thought gooncamp was cancelled because someone called the police or something. Or was this a different one?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: PUSSY CANCER on July 02, 2013, 02:47:30 PM
GOONCAMP

(http://fi.somethingawful.com/is/img247/6713/petergriffin4mc.jpg)


turtle retracts arms into shell in order to keep warm
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on July 02, 2013, 02:48:21 PM
armless lesbian bus driver
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on July 02, 2013, 03:27:38 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/oAcVbmW.jpg)
Is this woodchuck?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on July 02, 2013, 04:08:53 PM
Oldschool goon pictures

(http://i.imgur.com/8Cwc5nX.jpg) (this is a guy)
(http://i.imgur.com/kwxtDMt.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/UHzoiDc.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/oZBNX2z.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/50pNd7L.jpg)Agoony Soprano Jr.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on July 02, 2013, 04:18:13 PM
Dj Buttahfly, anal queen of goon camp and lopsided tits:
(http://i.imgur.com/G7HVCEE.jpg)
Guy who fucked her in the ass:
(http://i.imgur.com/5mSze9N.jpg)
Prob what she looked after:
(http://i.imgur.com/VuZYmpJ.jpg)


More GOONCAMP
(http://i.imgur.com/7VKcsZi.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/sAlRbzP.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/ehnlW3Z.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Z5GGdbz.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/uvgr4A1.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on July 02, 2013, 04:27:46 PM
Goons are fucking gross (oh also fistgrrl was at that gooncamp so she might be in one of those pics I've posted/will post)

(http://i.imgur.com/0crZKaF.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/anIe2Tc.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/syM8d3T.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/xRh96yK.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/rfv6pz7.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Pj32iXX.jpg)

Apparently one guy blew another guy publicly, and guys had a 'who can deepthroat a dildo the furthest' with that black one, that a goonette had used previously and didn't wash. The guy who fucked dj buttaflye won the dildo chugging contest. Also fucked her in the ass. Clearly a faggot.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Travis Touchdown 2.0 on July 02, 2013, 04:37:32 PM
It looks like they decided to set up camp in the same marsh that Grover decided to build his house
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on July 02, 2013, 04:37:55 PM
Gooncamp was 7 fucking years ago. Amazing.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on July 02, 2013, 04:38:21 PM
It looks like they decided to set up camp in the same marsh that Grover decided to build his house

I fucking IRL LOL'D

 :reagan:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on July 02, 2013, 04:49:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/F5ugDez.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/rFuS0Gz.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/wwypSmm.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/QnwEDdw.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/UAPiKtV.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/qSnuVLd.jpg) (motherfucker is wearing a t-shirt and a tie)
(http://i.imgur.com/VQv6Dvj.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Stroker Ace on July 02, 2013, 04:51:05 PM
Cis see if you can find the pic of the aftermath where they burned all of the trash because goons are animals
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on July 02, 2013, 04:52:31 PM
Cis see if you can find the pic of the aftermath where they burned all of the trash because goons are animals

(http://i.imgur.com/DXWCzkJ.jpg)

 :algore:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Stroker Ace on July 02, 2013, 05:00:12 PM
"I went to Gooncamp and all I got was this lung cancer"
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rape Artist on July 02, 2013, 05:27:49 PM
I love how the only place they could find to go camping was a disgusting mud hole
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Huffington Post on July 02, 2013, 05:34:28 PM
They're all hilariously ugly and goony, but at least they're outside and talking to people. Good luck getting the goons of 2013 to do that.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on July 02, 2013, 05:37:43 PM
They're all hilariously ugly and goony, but at least they're outside and talking to people. Good luck getting the goons of 2013 to do that.

They most likely would be doing it, while liveposting on their phones and ipads :clint:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on July 02, 2013, 07:27:00 PM
They're all hilariously ugly and goony, but at least they're outside and talking to people. Good luck getting the goons of 2013 to do that.
You know that's my opinion on the whole thing. They're not in a baement.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on July 02, 2013, 09:56:44 PM
It looks like they decided to set up camp in the same marsh that Grover decided to build his house

I fucking IRL LOL'D

 :reagan:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on July 02, 2013, 09:59:34 PM
They're all hilariously ugly and goony, but at least they're outside and talking to people. Good luck getting the goons of 2013 to do that.
You know that's my opinion on the whole thing. They're not in a baement.

they're in nature's basement
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on July 03, 2013, 06:51:08 AM
They're all hilariously ugly and goony, but at least they're outside and talking to people. Good luck getting the goons of 2013 to do that.
You know that's my opinion on the whole thing. They're not in a baement.

they're in nature's basement
Funny, but it is to their credit to camp in a harsher clime. I'm just saying, we have 10 million things to make fun of about goons. Going camping ain't one of them.

Now, what they do at camp is a whole different issue. Did you guys say some faggot got blown or butt fucked or something? Because there is no coming back from camping like that.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brolonium on July 03, 2013, 08:00:32 AM
They're all hilariously ugly and goony, but at least they're outside and talking to people. Good luck getting the goons of 2013 to do that.
You know that's my opinion on the whole thing. They're not in a baement.

they're in nature's basement
Funny, but it is to their credit to camp in a harsher clime. I'm just saying, we have 10 million things to make fun of about goons. Going camping ain't one of them.

Now, what they do at camp is a whole different issue. Did you guys say some faggot got blown or butt fucked or something? Because there is no coming back from camping like that.


These fuckups didn't "go camping" though they wallowed in a mudpit doing socially awkward things and generally continued being goons.  The fact that they were being goons outside changes nothing.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Peak Nigger on July 03, 2013, 10:10:44 AM
I'd rather goons stay indoors, away from the rest of society. Just look at those pictures. All kinds of disgusting things are going on.

And whaddaya know, some faggot blew a stranger and a whore got her ass torn asunder by a man that mere hours earlier deep-throated a dildo. This is goon. They should not congregate with the flock.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Travis Touchdown 2.0 on July 04, 2013, 05:35:43 AM
They're all hilariously ugly and goony, but at least they're outside and talking to people. Good luck getting the goons of 2013 to do that.
You know that's my opinion on the whole thing. They're not in a baement.

they're in nature's basement
Funny, but it is to their credit to camp in a harsher clime. I'm just saying, we have 10 million things to make fun of about goons. Going camping ain't one of them.

I'd wager that 75% of the trip involved each person half-assing socialization as they thought to themself "I just want to go back home and tell SA that we went camping", this wasn't camping, it was goons collecting material so they could update the megathread
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: PUSSY CANCER on July 04, 2013, 02:41:01 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/5mG8NWg.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: tooforsiksohwun on July 04, 2013, 02:55:37 PM
getfiscal was one of the best posters in the history of the forums
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on July 04, 2013, 03:15:53 PM
getfiscal was one of the best posters in the history of the forums


getfiscal was one of the worst LF faggots and one of the earliest SJW cunts on SA you fucking retard  :clint:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on July 04, 2013, 08:35:49 PM
getfiscal was one of the best posters in the history of the forums


getfiscal was one of the worst LF faggots and one of the earliest SJW cunts on SA you fucking retard  :clint:
getfiscal was the greatest troll that ever lived


also this goon is as faggy as it gets:

Quote from: AlphaXires" post="417052407
So I'm not a social degenerate anymore and I finally have a really nifty job, and I eventually want to get a gaming PC that can shoot people in the head at an adequate frame rate. The problem is that I'm paid under the table every week and the pay is not that great — sixty dollars a week. Something that has a $550 price range coupled with the monitor and operating system will most definitely run me to about a thousand dollars. With sixty dollars a week, that's gonna most definitely take me almost three or four months to get. Now, I was gonna mow lawns alongside this job because:

[list=A]
  • My job is located fairly far from where I live, so I need to get the extra money just to pay for transit transportation for my job.
  • My main job pays little to nothing for things that I actually want to shell my pay on.
  • [/list=A]

    However, I don't live in a rural area, so it's not like people are coming to my door on a regular basis for their lawn mowed. Maybe on the occasion, but not often. Another option is that I
might[/u] end up getting a gaming PC as a gift for graduating. So I guess to encapsulate, my job is shit and working for three months for a machine most get in maybe one month is not worth it. Although it's still a binary choice: I get the PC, but it still requires a lengthy wait. Should I end up working for three months to get my own or leech off of my family and get the computer for graduating in a year?

 :adam: :facepalm:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: I fucking hate goons on July 04, 2013, 08:54:25 PM
what the fuck kind of "nifty job" pays you 60 dollars a week

must a be a dick sucking job... under the table 3 times a week at 20 bucks a load
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Aran on July 05, 2013, 12:06:36 AM
I'm assuming this is a high school student, and based on that I'll give him a pass. High school students are dumb.


But if he means college, by all means crucify him.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Travis Touchdown 2.0 on July 05, 2013, 02:46:40 AM
getfiscal was one of the best posters in the history of the forums


getfiscal was one of the worst LF faggots and one of the earliest SJW cunts on SA you fucking retard  :clint:

Both SA career and TNE career getfiscal are canon
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on July 05, 2013, 02:48:42 AM
is that really get fiscal?  he's one gorbachev-looking motherfucker.

explains a lot actually.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on July 05, 2013, 02:53:55 AM
i wanna smack him around upside his head and forcibly remove his shirt then smack his face some more and maybe his chubby tits too kick his shins and slap him them just walk away with his shirt leaving him standing alone confused and in pain and without a shirt
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brolonium on July 05, 2013, 05:32:10 AM
i wanna smack him around upside his head and forcibly remove his shirt then smack his face some more and maybe his chubby tits too kick his shins and slap him them just walk away with his shirt leaving him standing alone confused and in pain and without a shirt

So you've got a huge shirt and an erection... now what?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on July 05, 2013, 06:27:46 AM
i wanna smack him around upside his head and forcibly remove his shirt then smack his face some more and maybe his chubby tits too kick his shins and slap him them just walk away with his shirt leaving him standing alone confused and in pain and without a shirt

So you've got a huge shirt and an erection... now what?

Well you already got a wank wipe...
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: I fucking hate goons on July 08, 2013, 08:32:43 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ukNrHrR.jpg)

this fat fag isn't cool, funny, or clever... he just looks like an idiot.


one the goons in the post your pics thread said he would love to hang out with these guys
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on July 08, 2013, 10:01:12 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/5mG8NWg.jpg)

Proof we give disabled people too much money. Didn't this stupid potato fucker drop like a grand on the forums?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on July 08, 2013, 10:02:33 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ukNrHrR.jpg)

this fat fag isn't cool, funny, or clever... he just looks like an idiot.


one the goons in the post your pics thread said he would love to hang out with these guys

Can't be goons, they ain't white.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on July 08, 2013, 12:50:50 PM
goons think having no shame is the same as being self assured and confident
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: I fucking hate goons on July 10, 2013, 08:37:04 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZIrHhkN.jpg)

cool sandals faggot
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on July 10, 2013, 08:52:45 AM
A man should be ready at any time to work, fight or fuck. You ain't gettin' any of that done in flip-flops.

Someone might argue that the ancients fought in sandals. That is inaccurate.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: 40k Scrotal Sacks on July 10, 2013, 09:02:50 AM
A man

There's your problem.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on July 10, 2013, 09:32:22 AM
A man should be ready at any time to work, fight or fuck. You ain't gettin' any of that done in flip-flops.

Someone might argue that the ancients fought in sandals. That is inaccurate.

jesus wore sandals

jesus was a celibate unemployed pacifist

:stewart:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: armchair nazi on July 10, 2013, 09:54:32 AM
A man should be ready at any time to work, fight or fuck. You ain't gettin' any of that done in flip-flops.

Someone might argue that the ancients fought in sandals. That is inaccurate.

jesus wore sandals

jesus was a celibate unemployed pacifist

:stewart:
holy shit
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on July 10, 2013, 10:25:09 AM
A man should be ready at any time to work, fight or fuck. You ain't gettin' any of that done in flip-flops.

Someone might argue that the ancients fought in sandals. That is inaccurate.

jesus wore sandals

jesus was a celibate unemployed pacifist

:stewart:
holy shit
holy shod
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Black Gardener on July 10, 2013, 01:47:29 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZIrHhkN.jpg)

cool sandals faggot

Yo what the fuck is this shit
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brolonium on July 10, 2013, 05:45:23 PM
He has a handbag too
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on July 10, 2013, 06:19:30 PM
just noticed all his beers are open wtf
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brolonium on July 10, 2013, 06:26:34 PM
just noticed all his beers are open wtf

Lolwut

No way this fruit has 4 friends. Maybe he wants to let it breathe, you plebeian
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Illiteracy Owns on July 10, 2013, 07:37:54 PM
just noticed all his beers are open wtf

the bubbles hurt my tongue
 :say:
 :parsons:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Autistic Yankee on July 10, 2013, 08:02:24 PM
He has a handbag too

Its a SATCHEL, not a handbag!  God!
 :parsons:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on July 10, 2013, 08:13:50 PM
I unironically carry a satchel and don't give a fuuuuuuuck. I started because I had to carry an epipen set for my daughter. They won't fit in my pocket, so I bought a Swiss grenade satchel. It also carries my .40, an extra mag and my wallet and phone. I had a chick say, "Nice purse!" to which I replied, "Nice moustache!" That is the one time anyone said anything. That was about 3 years ago.

To recap: 1) unironic 2) don't give a fuuuuuck
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on July 10, 2013, 08:27:39 PM
rocket you are the walking talking stereotype of the uncool as fuck embarassing dad
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on July 10, 2013, 08:33:17 PM
rocket's tac-satch got my loadout for pumpkin's dance recital
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Al Roker Shart on July 10, 2013, 08:43:40 PM
I think they're all cracked because he bought them from a bar/bartender? I know theres a legal line, like when you buy a bucket of 5 that they all have to be opened. Otherwise its selling package liquor.

Theres so many other things to pick on about that picture. All I can defend is someones liquor license.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on July 10, 2013, 09:50:47 PM
rocket you are the walking talking stereotype of the uncool as fuck embarassing dad
You're probably right.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on July 10, 2013, 11:10:26 PM
I unironically carry a satchel and don't give a fuuuuuuuck. I started because I had to carry an epipen set for my daughter. They won't fit in my pocket, so I bought a Swiss grenade satchel. It also carries my .40, an extra mag and my wallet and phone. I had a chick say, "Nice purse!" to which I replied, "Nice moustache!" That is the one time anyone said anything. That was about 3 years ago.

To recap: 1) unironic 2) don't give a fuuuuuck

 :swanson:

Shameful.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Ozmas Eggplant on July 10, 2013, 11:57:22 PM
I unironically carry a satchel and don't give a fuuuuuuuck. I started because I had to carry an epipen set for my daughter. They won't fit in my pocket, so I bought a Swiss grenade satchel. It also carries my .40, an extra mag and my wallet and phone. I had a chick say, "Nice purse!" to which I replied, "Nice moustache!" That is the one time anyone said anything. That was about 3 years ago.

To recap: 1) unironic 2) don't give a fuuuuuck

Should just let your cunt daughter die as God intended
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on July 11, 2013, 06:33:49 AM
I unironically carry a satchel and don't give a fuuuuuuuck. I started because I had to carry an epipen set for my daughter. They won't fit in my pocket, so I bought a Swiss grenade satchel. It also carries my .40, an extra mag and my wallet and phone. I had a chick say, "Nice purse!" to which I replied, "Nice moustache!" That is the one time anyone said anything. That was about 3 years ago.

To recap: 1) unironic 2) don't give a fuuuuuck

Should just let your cunt daughter die as God intended
You are so out there and edgy and I am so offended. I just don't think I can yawn enough. What are you, 14? What part of this showed what a man you are?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Birk on July 11, 2013, 06:46:25 AM
I unironically carry a satchel and don't give a fuuuuuuuck. I started because I had to carry an epipen set for my daughter. They won't fit in my pocket, so I bought a Swiss grenade satchel. It also carries my .40, an extra mag and my wallet and phone. I had a chick say, "Nice purse!" to which I replied, "Nice moustache!" That is the one time anyone said anything. That was about 3 years ago.

To recap: 1) unironic 2) don't give a fuuuuuck

Should just let your cunt daughter die as God intended

 :tuss:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brolonium on July 11, 2013, 06:47:08 AM
I unironically carry a satchel and don't give a fuuuuuuuck. I started because I had to carry an epipen set for my daughter. They won't fit in my pocket, so I bought a Swiss grenade satchel. It also carries my .40, an extra mag and my wallet and phone. I had a chick say, "Nice purse!" to which I replied, "Nice moustache!" That is the one time anyone said anything. That was about 3 years ago.

To recap: 1) unironic 2) don't give a fuuuuuck

Should just let your cunt daughter die as God intended

Leave rocket's cunt daughter out of this.

Also way to make me side with the guy who carries a girlyman handbag, jackass.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Mailorder Divorcee on July 11, 2013, 06:53:23 AM
I unironically carry a satchel and don't give a fuuuuuuuck. I started because I had to carry an epipen set for my daughter. They won't fit in my pocket, so I bought a Swiss grenade satchel. It also carries my .40, an extra mag and my wallet and phone. I had a chick say, "Nice purse!" to which I replied, "Nice moustache!" That is the one time anyone said anything. That was about 3 years ago.

To recap: 1) unironic 2) don't give a fuuuuuck

Should just let your cunt daughter die as God intended
You are so out there and edgy and I am so offended. I just don't think I can yawn enough. What are you, 14? What part of this showed what a man you are?

Hello Pipebomb.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on July 11, 2013, 06:58:22 AM
I unironically carry a satchel and don't give a fuuuuuuuck. I started because I had to carry an epipen set for my daughter. They won't fit in my pocket, so I bought a Swiss grenade satchel. It also carries my .40, an extra mag and my wallet and phone. I had a chick say, "Nice purse!" to which I replied, "Nice moustache!" That is the one time anyone said anything. That was about 3 years ago.

To recap: 1) unironic 2) don't give a fuuuuuck

Should just let your cunt daughter die as God intended
You are so out there and edgy and I am so offended. I just don't think I can yawn enough. What are you, 14? What part of this showed what a man you are?

Hello Pipebomb.
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: OSI on July 11, 2013, 08:36:59 AM
I unironically carry a satchel and don't give a fuuuuuuuck. I started because I had to carry an epipen set for my daughter. They won't fit in my pocket, so I bought a Swiss grenade satchel. It also carries my .40, an extra mag and my wallet and phone. I had a chick say, "Nice purse!" to which I replied, "Nice moustache!" That is the one time anyone said anything. That was about 3 years ago.

To recap: 1) unironic 2) don't give a fuuuuuck

Should just let your cunt daughter die as God intended

Hey fagmins do we just get the Hand Wringing Patrol only whenever some goon cries about being Chaotic Neutral or is edgy tween posting and being a general uninteresting faggot something that gets overlooked?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Stroker Ace on July 11, 2013, 01:21:42 PM
Time for some more goon pics
(http://forums.somethingawful.com/attachment.php?postid=392225915)

Poor trigger discipline. Also everything else
(http://i.imgur.com/SUSFx.jpg)

This dude is like 30 and ragequit YLLS becuase he hated himself too much to work out. Being Andy Milonakis is hard I guess
(http://i.imgur.com/kU7bg.png)

"Punk's not dead but my dignity certainly is"
(http://i.imgur.com/y3Sla.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BentOuttaShape on July 11, 2013, 01:32:17 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZIrHhkN.jpg)

cool sandals faggot

Wow the scarf makes the outfit.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Stroker Ace on July 11, 2013, 01:32:29 PM
The saga continues...

myfatherneverhuggedme.jpg
Quote from: Psychobabble!" post="395639123
I think I'm finally done with facial piercings.

(http://i.imgur.com/IAgQ1.jpg)

Symmetry overload! Now, back to getting tattoos.

I am however afraid to leave the house please give me disability
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrf8t46YvT1qzeov2o1_500.jpg)

The ghost looks pretty upset and I imagine everyone else who met this guy felt the same
(http://i.imgur.com/4AMef.png)

This is what a feminist looks like (tehloki):
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/425928/photo/2012-10-07%2002-26-44.170.jpg)

 
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BentOuttaShape on July 11, 2013, 01:35:44 PM
The saga continues...

myfatherneverhuggedme.jpg
Quote from: Psychobabble!" post="395639123
I think I'm finally done with facial piercings.

(http://i.imgur.com/IAgQ1.jpg)

Symmetry overload! Now, back to getting tattoos.

I'd love to play connect the dots with either a sharpie or a razor blade.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Ghostse on July 11, 2013, 02:09:23 PM
The saga continues...

myfatherneverhuggedme.jpg
Quote from: Psychobabble!" post="395639123
I think I'm finally done with facial piercings.

(http://i.imgur.com/IAgQ1.jpg)

Symmetry overload! Now, back to getting tattoos.


Dear White Girls Everywhere,

Dreadlocks look fucking terrible on white people. Yes, you. You, the white girl with the fucking terrible looking dreads.

Everyone
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on July 11, 2013, 02:25:04 PM
And she could be beautiful if not for her self loathing.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on July 11, 2013, 03:38:11 PM
And she could be beautiful if not for her self loathing.

Could HAVE been. All those holes, and no hugs.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on July 11, 2013, 04:12:01 PM
And she could be beautiful if not for her self loathing.

Could HAVE been. All those holes, and no hugs.
Oh, someone clearly took care of her holes, but yea... no hugs.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on July 11, 2013, 05:47:24 PM
The saga continues...

myfatherneverhuggedme.jpg
Quote from: Psychobabble!" post="395639123
I think I'm finally done with facial piercings.

(http://i.imgur.com/IAgQ1.jpg)

Symmetry overload! Now, back to getting tattoos.

she looks like a cenobyte
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Stroker Ace on July 11, 2013, 06:03:48 PM
she looks like a cenobyte

Quote from: Psychobabble!" post="403804072
Tonight my boyfriend took off drunk. He came back an hour or so, and had taken the 18th flag from a local country club, as proof(in his words) that he would "go to the end of the the world for me". I thought it was cute, if not a bit silly.

(http://i.imgur.com/mlN1s.jpg)

Yeah I know goons hate chicks with piercings.

Jesus wept
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Mailorder Divorcee on July 11, 2013, 06:06:08 PM
Bitch looks like she blocked a nail-bomb explosion with her face.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Black Gardener on July 11, 2013, 06:43:02 PM
Looks like Divine from Pink Flamingos.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on July 11, 2013, 10:04:39 PM
The only question is did Daddy fuck her or Stepdaddy?

(Both?  :stewart: )
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Al Roker Shart on July 11, 2013, 11:37:11 PM
How does a guy shoot a decent facial on all that metal?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on July 11, 2013, 11:43:58 PM
How does a guy shoot a decent facial on all that metal?

i wonder if she has to worry about rusting
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Something Else on July 12, 2013, 07:33:20 AM
Damn that's a lot of cranial accessories.

E/N Bullshit > Why can't I get a job? (Trigger warning: metal detectors)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Frond Desert on July 12, 2013, 09:31:06 AM
Damn that's a lot of cranial accessories.

E/N Bullshit > Why can't I get a job? (Trigger warning: metal detectors)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7dFMbubxr4
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: I fucking hate goons on July 12, 2013, 07:03:59 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Pb6RUCO.jpg)

this guy is such a faggot, his name is kraus. everyone in the post your pics thread loves him and congratulates him every time he makes a doopy face and writes on a notecard. luckily ive never seen him post anwyhere else on the forum.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on July 12, 2013, 07:04:44 PM
how original another look at how whacky and zany I am goon with long hair and a beard, haven't seen one of those in a while
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Trump is the New Norma on July 12, 2013, 07:39:06 PM
she looks like a cenobyte

Quote from: Psychobabble!" post="403804072
Tonight my boyfriend took off drunk. He came back an hour or so, and had taken the 18th flag from a local country club, as proof(in his words) that he would "go to the end of the the world for me". I thought it was cute, if not a bit silly.

(http://i.imgur.com/mlN1s.jpg)

Yeah I know goons hate chicks with piercings.

Jesus wept
I like how the original one was a Myspace-angle making her look about 50 lbs lighter than in reality. Those fat arms and chubby cheeks don't lie.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on July 13, 2013, 02:57:41 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Pb6RUCO.jpg)

When do you start?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Autistic Yankee on July 13, 2013, 02:26:28 PM
she looks like a cenobyte

Quote from: Psychobabble!" post="403804072
Tonight my boyfriend took off drunk. He came back an hour or so, and had taken the 18th flag from a local country club, as proof(in his words) that he would "go to the end of the the world for me". I thought it was cute, if not a bit silly.

(http://i.imgur.com/mlN1s.jpg)

Yeah I know goons hate chicks with piercings.

Jesus wept
I like how the original one was a Myspace-angle making her look about 50 lbs lighter than in reality. Those fat arms and chubby cheeks don't lie.

Ha!  I was about to say the same thing.  In the first picture she actually looks like she's pretty hot if you remove the ugly as fuck piercings and makeup/hair.  That second picture though, bitch gots some major flab arms going on.  No wonder she tries to intentionally make herself ugly with piercings.  If guys find her unattractive its due to them being "uptight about body modification", not "repulsed by cellulite". 

You see the same phenomenon with fat chicks who are huge bitches.  They want you to hate them for the attitude, not their body.  It's like they are preemptively rejecting you before you get a chance to reject them.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Stroker Ace on July 15, 2013, 11:06:46 AM
Quote from: widefault" post="417362693
Came across this picture of Wilt Chamberlain
(http://www.widefault.com/other/wilt-chamberlain.jpg)

Realized I had a very similar shirt and red pants.
(http://www.widefault.com/other/nailedit.jpg)

widefault also had sex with 20,000 women but 0 times was it consensual

(http://i40.tinypic.com/14l4kjl.jpg)
Art Goonfunkel

Quote from: cyberia" post="417439866
I got roped into being in a friend's film yesterday and had to be turned into a pretty raver for the scene:

(http://i.imgur.com/Xarnu0i.jpg)

And today looking more normal:

(http://i.imgur.com/5lsQIqu.jpg)

I *am*... in a world... of shit.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Volksge manshaft on July 15, 2013, 11:29:23 AM
Speaking of major malfunctions, whats with the dent in his skull?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Black Gardener on July 15, 2013, 11:52:19 AM
It's pretty well known that after a certain period of time, the goon brain starts to shrink and his skull makes up for the empty space by retreating towards the brain stem.  It's called "Goon Creep," and Gomer Pyle there is experiencing it daily.  He thinks it's just headaches from all the time spent watching animes, but NO!  In a matter of years he will be reduced to sitting by the driver's side door of his mom's car, drooling on himself.  All the while repeating the phrase "Stupid MRA brony fedora redditor..."
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on July 15, 2013, 12:26:58 PM
Quote from: cyberia" post="417439866
I got roped into being in a friend's film yesterday and had to be turned into a pretty raver for the scene:

(http://i.imgur.com/Xarnu0i.jpg)

And today looking more normal:

(http://i.imgur.com/5lsQIqu.jpg)

"normal"
 :rpno:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Penis with ears on July 15, 2013, 02:40:09 PM
Quote from: SHUT UP MOM" post="417448951
Back in the Fall, a woman I was dating failed to tell me she has cold sores, went down on me, and I now have HSV-1 on my genitals. She was the first person I was with after a test for STDs, which was negative across the board. Since then, I've been dealing with painful outbreaks, and a lot of emotional damage since everyone who has shown interest in me backs off when they find out my diagnosis. I'm back in therapy and back on medication again because of this.

I have seen some precedence, but can I file a civil suit? This has been ruining my life. Everything was going so well for me in general and mental-health wise, until all of this happened. Would I be wasting my time? My therapist and I have been working towards coming to terms with the fact that I may be alone for a long time, or the rest of my life.

e: Location is Massachusetts.

Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on July 15, 2013, 03:02:10 PM
hahahahaha
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Mailorder Divorcee on July 15, 2013, 03:45:57 PM
Quote from: SHUT UP MOM" post="417448951
Back in the Fall, a woman I was dating failed to tell me she has cold sores, went down on me, and I now have HSV-1 on my genitals. She was the first person I was with after a test for STDs, which was negative across the board. Since then, I've been dealing with painful outbreaks, and a lot of emotional damage since everyone who has shown interest in me backs off when they find out my diagnosis. I'm back in therapy and back on medication again because of this.

I have seen some precedence, but can I file a civil suit? This has been ruining my life. Everything was going so well for me in general and mental-health wise, until all of this happened. Would I be wasting my time? My therapist and I have been working towards coming to terms with the fact that I may be alone for a long time, or the rest of my life.

e: Location is Massachusetts.

What the fuck? It's just bloody cold sores, not HIV. Most people already have HSV-1 even if they're unaware of it. What a fucking drama queen.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on July 15, 2013, 03:54:36 PM
herpes causes alzheimers
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: PUSSY CANCER on July 16, 2013, 11:38:57 AM
yeah like everybody has cold sores and the majority of people maybe get 1-3 cold sores in their entire life.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on July 16, 2013, 08:14:44 PM
this may be old news but I just figured out a way to restore (some of) the pics in old "post your pic" threads when they were using imgur.  Apparently, imgur.com domain is not in use, but the server it pointed to is up.  So add to your host file

"46.59.2.17 img.waffleimages.com"

and bam bob's your uncle (and then he rapes you.)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on July 16, 2013, 08:21:08 PM
this may be old news but I just figured out a way to restore (some of) the pics in old "post your pic" threads when they were using imgur.  Apparently, imgur.com domain is not in use, but the server it pointed to is up.  So add to your host file

"46.59.2.17 img.waffleimages.com"

and bam bob's your uncle (and then he rapes you.)
There is a special place in heaven for you.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: jabba on July 17, 2013, 04:58:13 AM
I went to a goon meetup with a non-goon friend in 2003 or 2004. We brought a case of 40's with us and wanted to get the goons drunk. We showed up, there were a bunch of awkward, sober goons talking about comic books, a few ugly girls and a hot (obviously non-goon) friend one of the girls brought who was bored as hell. We were ridiculed for bringing booze so we ended up drinking 2 40's each ourselves and got extremely drunk. We left because the goon meetup was boring as fuck and went to a few bars to hit on women. We then hitchhiked back and were by this point completely trashed. Long story short: my friend and the non-goon girl hit it off and made out under a table somewhere while the goons spent the night arguing with each other about stupid bullshit. The next day the megathread was full of pictures of my friend making out and the goons talking about the two weirdos (us) who came with a case of booze nobody wanted.

And these were the good old days.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: jabba on July 17, 2013, 05:00:55 AM
Another time I hung out with goons and bought them rounds of drinks and at the end of the night they abandoned me about 25 miles from home with no ride and a dead cell phone in the middle of nowhere (no stores or anything with a phone nearby.) I had to walk about 5 miles across a bridge before I saw a car that by some miracle turned out to be a cab (this was in suburbia in the pacific northwest, not a city, in the dead of night so it was a real act of god.)

It was after this I decided I would never hang out with goons again, because they are at best boring and lame and at worst so awkward they won't even say goodbye to you, they will just disappear and run away and before you know it they are gone so your simple theory that "I will ask someone to borrow their cell phone a second to call a cab before they leave" cannot be executed since they cannot handle interacting with a stranger.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: jabba on July 17, 2013, 05:05:46 AM
I can't even fathom how terrible goon meetups must be now that they can shove their faces into their iPhones
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Post by: Catfish Harasser on July 17, 2013, 05:07:20 AM
lol, you hung out with goons at a goon meetup
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: jabba on July 17, 2013, 05:09:21 AM
yeah, this was 10 years ago. needless to say i learned my lesson after two of them.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Frond Desert on July 17, 2013, 03:05:02 PM
I'm going to put it all out there and say I met up with a few goons a few years ago because they were in town for a gaming convention. It was fairly awkward, but they all seemed fairly cool and relaxed, and I had a good time. YMMV, I guess? I mean, I probably just got really lucky, but whatever.

Yeah, I'm going to GenCon this year, fuck you guys
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brolonium on July 17, 2013, 06:07:06 PM
I'm going to put it all out there and say I met up with a few goons
I had a good time.
Quote
Friend Desert
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: unprivsplain on July 17, 2013, 06:59:49 PM
I went to a racial stereotypes themed Halloween party that some goon posted about back in 2005 I think. It was pretty fun, but it wasn't only goons and I'm sure they've all been banned by now.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Frond Desert on July 17, 2013, 07:34:10 PM
I'm going to put it all out there and say I met up with a few goons
I had a good time.
Quote
Friend Desert

Check your friend-privilege YOU ASSHOLE I live 40 miles away from the closest Pokemon TCG player and he doesn't even have half the cards people don't understand meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on July 17, 2013, 08:25:42 PM
I went to a racial stereotypes themed Halloween party that some goon posted about back in 2005 I think. It was pretty fun, but it wasn't only goons and I'm sure they've all been banned by now.

Holy shit, could you imagine the outrage if you floated that idea on SA now? They'd be crawling over each other to yell "NO...JUST...NO!" and "THAT IS NOT OK!"
 :slutwalk:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: unprivsplain on July 17, 2013, 08:44:13 PM
Would be a forum meltdown, and FYAD probably would've invaded it. If any of them went, they would probably died of a stroke seeing a black guy dressed a zulu warrior and an asian guy with giant fake buck teeth rearry rearry being racist.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brolonium on July 18, 2013, 08:53:05 AM
I'm going to put it all out there and say I met up with a few goons
I had a good time.
Quote
Friend Desert

Check your friend-privilege YOU ASSHOLE I live 40 miles away from the closest Pokemon TCG player and he doesn't even have half the cards people don't understand meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Realtalk I also went to a couple of goonmeets way back (like 11 years ago) and still keep in touch with some of them.  These people were not what goons have become now.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on July 18, 2013, 02:48:42 PM
I banged four goon chicks that I can remember and they were all cute and none of them are on there now.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Aran on July 18, 2013, 08:41:42 PM
I banged four goon chicks that I can remember and they were all cute and none of them are on there now.
Did... did you kill them Rocket?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on July 18, 2013, 09:13:22 PM
I banged four goon chicks that I can remember and they were all cute and none of them are on there now.
Did... did you kill them Rocket?
No, but I ruined them for anyone coming after.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brolonium on July 19, 2013, 03:28:58 AM
I banged four goon chicks that I can remember and they were all cute and none of them are on there now.
Did... did you kill them Rocket?

Whose blood do you think it was soaking into the mattress he "found" when his tenants moved out
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on July 19, 2013, 08:36:21 AM
I banged four goon chicks that I can remember and they were all cute and none of them are on there now.
Did... did you kill them Rocket?

Whose blood do you think it was soaking into the mattress he "found" when his tenants moved out
You're a pretty smart guy. Let's take a ride and tell about smart things. How about you get in here, in the back of the van.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Big Duck Equals Goose on July 19, 2013, 09:35:52 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/yRUEGaj.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/6YykMNK.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/670fQPD.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Big Duck Equals Goose on July 19, 2013, 09:36:19 AM
Also the post your picture thread has a ton of hipsters. Like, billions of them.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Stroker Ace on July 19, 2013, 10:15:02 AM
I honestly miss the days when goons were all gross fat retards wearing communist party t-shirts tucked into mom jeans

Limp-wristed androgynous hipsters are just not as funny
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on July 19, 2013, 11:10:08 AM
I honestly miss the days when goons were all gross fat retards wearing communist party t-shirts tucked into mom jeans

Limp-wristed androgynous hipsters are just not as funny

:clint:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: PhilthyPhil on July 19, 2013, 12:52:00 PM
Also the post your picture thread has a ton of hipsters. Like, billions of them.

Also, none of the attractive ladies in the post your picture thread have posted in the feminist thread

 :adam:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: 40k Scrotal Sacks on July 19, 2013, 02:27:52 PM
Why settle for the E/N Feminism thread when you can get more attention on r/gonewild anyway.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Huffington Post on July 20, 2013, 12:02:53 AM
bitch about the patriarchy in E/N by day, post asshole for upvotes in gonewild by night
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on July 25, 2013, 12:52:59 PM
RentCavalier

(http://i.imgur.com/rks9MEH.jpg?1)

Quote from: @RentCavalier
Listening to Bathory in a crowded airport. Makes me wish there were more dragons and Vikings and less planes.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Aran on July 25, 2013, 01:08:56 PM
Exactly as I pictured him.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on July 25, 2013, 01:15:43 PM
RentCavalier's OK Cupid

Quote
My self-summary
My name is Iain, and I am 23. I am, and I always have been. I am, as many are, lost in the world. Recent events have driven me to reevaluate my life, and as such I might as well reevaluate my profile here too.

I am not looking for a frivolous romance, a one-night stand or friends with benefits. I am looking for a friend, a partner, someone to share as much of my life with as is desired, somebody who will pick me up when I fall, and somebody whom I can carry when they stumble. I am a man looking for his place in the universe. All I want is someone to stand by my side.

What I’m doing with my life
I work at a historical archive serving a non-profit. It's a very cushiony job and I don't have to deal with, well, anyone, really. I have a co-worker who is only there one day a week and a volunteer who helps out every so often as well. I make good money and I work full time and it's basically everything I could ever ask for in a job. Ask me more about it!

I’m really good at
--Writing. Journalism major helps with that, but I like to think I am very expressive with words in general.
--Speaking. Kind of goes hand in hand with writing.
--Cooking: like any skill, learning to cook brings great satisfaction to my life, and I enjoy putting ingredients together and bringing what little joy a good meal can bring to those who sit at my table.
--Being wrong. I'm fantastic at it. I'm wrong almost all the time, and I think it a fine way to live life. So long as I accept my wrongness, I can continue to learn.
--Listening.

The first things people usually notice about me
My vocabulary. I'll be the first person to say a word in common conversation that nobody seems to have heard of. Sadly, this doesn't mean I quote Latin all the time.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams; Cat's Cradle, by Kurt Vonnegut; Perdido Street Station, by China Mieville; American Shaolin, by Matthew Polly. Sadly, I don't get much time to read proper literature nowadays. I also like some fantasy stories like George R.R. Martin's Songs of Fire and Ice books.

Movies: Too many to list. My favorite directors are Tarentino, Aranofsky, Scorsese, Ritchie and Del Toro. I love any movie that's smartly filmed and has a good story, but my favorite genres are definitely horror, action and comedy.

Music: Same problem with movies, but here's my top bands: Arcade Fire, Atmosphere, the Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Carina Round, Beatles, Bob Dylan, Cage, Cypress Hill, Cannibal Corpse, M.C. Doom, Marilyn Manson, NIN, Muse, Primus, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Johnny Cash, Hank 3, GWAR, And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead, CAKE, Gorillaz (Plastic Beach is amazing), Anamanaguchi, Crystal Castles, Ratatat, and so many others.

Food: Well, to be honest, my food tastes have been rapidly changing for the past number of years. Ever since I started living on my own and cooking my own meals, I've found myself sampling and trying all kinds of new things! I'll basically try anything once, and like new and exotic dishes.

I love comic books. I can never tell if that's hip or not these days, but I love everything from Superhero comics (Geoff Johns and Grant Morrison being my top authors) to gritty graphic novels (Garth Ennis, Warren Ellis) to artsy off-kilter stuff (Art Spiegel, Alison Bechdel) and all kinds of webcomics too.

Video Games: Love my games, ever since the SNES days. My current top ten, in no particular order: Okami, Assassins Creed 3, Bastion, Persona 4, Resident Evil 4, Final Fantasy VI, Silent Hill 2, Fallout 3, Half-Life 2, Portal.

The six things I could never do without
1. Good music.
2. Good health.
3. My brain.
4. Opposable thumbs.
5. The ability to laugh at myself.
6. My friends.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
My purpose in the universe, and the nature of things. I think about death. I think about the possibility of rebirth, the concept of endless oblivion, the nature of existing and the meaning of life.

On a typical Friday night I am
These days? Listening to Alan Watts lectures and contemplating the vastness of things. But I am really looking for more stuff to do--I'd like to get out and see more of the great city of Wichita, that's for sure. Let's go dancing or fishing or smuggle cheap wine into a bad movie and laugh at it.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My mother once made me wear a dress. She thought it would be cute.

There is photographic evidence of this that you will never, ever see.



I’m looking for
    Girls who like guys
    Ages 18–35
    Near me
    Who are single
    For long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners

You should message me if
You'd like to actually have a conversation with someone who cares more about what's in your brain than in your blouse.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on July 25, 2013, 01:21:48 PM
he's a 23 year old nerd who wants to date 35 year old women?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on July 25, 2013, 01:26:43 PM
He already friend-zoned himself before getting started.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on July 25, 2013, 01:27:39 PM
he's a 23 year old nerd who wants to date 35 year old women?

Legal Minimum - Cannot be older than my mom.  He gave himself the largest demographic, and therefore the best chance.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: PUSSY CANCER on July 25, 2013, 01:27:57 PM
income:  less than $20,000
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: EaglesDick on July 25, 2013, 05:52:50 PM
income:  less than $20,000

"My Ideal Job" working "The Archive"
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Black Gardener on July 25, 2013, 09:08:46 PM
What a pretentious hipster faggot!
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: euro catholic jizz on July 25, 2013, 11:38:51 PM
I'm sure all the dtf ladies are really disappointed that he needs a real relationship.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: jabba on July 26, 2013, 12:59:56 AM
What a catch! A man who spends his days contemplating the profound gift of life but whose dream job is a cushy, do-nothing, place to waste away until death.

Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Harry D Greek on July 26, 2013, 01:11:24 AM
RentCavalier

(http://i.imgur.com/rks9MEH.jpg?1)

Quote from: @RentCavalier
Listening to Bathory in a crowded airport. Makes me wish there were more dragons and Vikings and less planes.

(http://i.imgur.com/2XqoDtD.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brolonium on July 26, 2013, 06:48:10 AM
I could punch that sack of pudding until my fists were just bloodied stumps and still not have punched him enough
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on July 26, 2013, 09:40:27 AM
I could punch that sack of pudding until my fists were just bloodied stumps and still not have punched him enough
You would have to touch him. Eww.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: PUSSY CANCER on July 26, 2013, 09:42:16 AM
do you think he's ever had consensual sex without money being involved?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Aran on July 26, 2013, 11:43:57 AM
do you think he's ever had consensual sex without money being involved?

I'm betting virgin, MAYBE touched a boob once.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on July 26, 2013, 11:46:14 AM
The way his head projects from his shoulders is unnatural. I keep thinking I'm looking at a Photoshop.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Ghostse on July 26, 2013, 12:33:15 PM
The way his head projects from his shoulders is unnatural. I keep thinking I'm looking at a Photoshop.

He's hiding his double chin. Head-forward pose is the dude equivalent of the my space angle.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Trump is the New Norma on July 26, 2013, 04:18:07 PM
The way his head projects from his shoulders is unnatural. I keep thinking I'm looking at a Photoshop.

He's hiding his double chin. Head-forward pose is the dude equivalent of the my space angle.
Is it really an improvement to look like a monkey or deformed hunchback?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: bareback bathhouse sodomy on July 26, 2013, 08:39:36 PM
The way his head projects from his shoulders is unnatural. I keep thinking I'm looking at a Photoshop.

He's hiding his double chin. Head-forward pose is the dude equivalent of the my space angle.
Troons also use that to hide their adams apples. They think we don't notice  :tuss:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on July 26, 2013, 10:25:35 PM
I passed!  :tuss:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brolonium on July 26, 2013, 11:27:43 PM
The way his head projects from his shoulders is unnatural. I keep thinking I'm looking at a Photoshop.

He's hiding his double chin. Head-forward pose is the dude equivalent of the my space angle.

Also his torso is fat, which doesn't help.

Bloated goddamn shoulders.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: As a white male I on July 29, 2013, 05:46:52 AM
Since Goon unemployment is the topic of the hour, here's SA Goon ExplodingSquid.
Quote
Me post job interview. I AM JOB INTERVIEW MAN!
(http://i.imgur.com/RsDROsK.jpg)


 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: wimpb on July 29, 2013, 05:51:00 AM
i know it wouldnt solve all of their various problems, but by god, if goons shaved it would solve like half of their problems at a stroke
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on July 29, 2013, 07:12:42 AM
i know it wouldnt solve all of their various problems, but by god, if goons shaved it would solve like half of their problems at a stroke

i was gonna say nothing says "i plan poorly and make unsound decisions" quite like leaving (multiple) facial piercings in for an interview.

I practically missed the facial hair, since he's got so much fat in his face, i assumed he's one of those with delayed puberty due to excessive female hormones, aspie style,  and that shadow on his jaw was caused by his multiple chins
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on July 29, 2013, 09:23:00 AM
Nothing says "I make poor life choices" than showing up to an interview with metal in your face, grease on your cheeks and with headphones bigger than a WWII radioman's. How much do you want to bet his professional contact email is a bit dopey as well?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on July 29, 2013, 03:10:22 PM
Bonus mafia-don colored shirt and tie.  Classy ...  if you're applying to the Gambini family.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Harry D Greek on July 29, 2013, 03:17:08 PM
i know it wouldnt solve all of their various problems, but by god, if goons shaved it would solve like half of their problems at a stroke

How's he gonna know where his real chin is if he shaves?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on July 29, 2013, 04:49:58 PM
Nothing says "I make poor life choices" than showing up to an interview with metal in your face, grease on your cheeks and with headphones bigger than a WWII radioman's. How much do you want to bet his professional contact email is a bit dopey as well?

:madgoon:: "UM...I THINK YOU'LL FIND THAT HIPHOPTIUMSPRIZZLE@MONKEYCHEESE.COM IS ACTUALLY A FINE AND LEGITIMATE WAY TO SHOW HOW INDIVIDUALISTIC AND CREATIVE HE IS! SOOORY IF YOUR OLD FASHIONED ASS CAN'T HANDLE THE MODERN YOUTH OF TODAY, BUT YOU'LL FIND WE ARE TAKING OVER!"
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: HondaRider271 on July 29, 2013, 06:22:56 PM
I was thinking it'd be more like facemetal420@yahoo.com
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Charles C Johnson on July 29, 2013, 06:43:46 PM
I was thinking it'd be more like facemetal420@yahoo.com

GokuVegetaVegeta420@gmail.com
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Big Duck Equals Goose on July 30, 2013, 06:51:46 AM
FatRetardWorthlessDipshit@Faggotmanchild.com
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: bongo bongo on July 30, 2013, 01:33:29 PM
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3562469

 :megatuss:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on July 30, 2013, 01:37:15 PM
id like to take a moment to remind everyone that not all of us can see through the pay wall
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on July 30, 2013, 01:39:30 PM
here, kung fu:

(http://i.imgur.com/65J4dw7.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on July 30, 2013, 01:41:23 PM
here, kung fu:

(http://i.imgur.com/65J4dw7.jpg)

hodor
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Baron von Douchebag on July 30, 2013, 03:44:11 PM
i know it wouldnt solve all of their various problems, but by god, if goons shaved it would solve like half of their problems at a stroke
In this case I think his chin hair is the only thing defining his head at all. It's probably the angle, but if you took that away, it would look kind of like somebody photoshopped a face onto their thumb or something.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on July 30, 2013, 04:16:28 PM
Since Goon unemployment is the topic of the hour, here's SA Goon ExplodingSquid.
Quote
Me post job interview. I AM JOB INTERVIEW MAN!
(http://i.imgur.com/RsDROsK.jpg)


 :facepalm:
I'll bet a million dollars he wore the backpack into the office and took it off in front of the interviewer. Where is his jacket? And wtf, 1988 wants the tie back.

As for emails, I had a client who put her email on her intake form for my office. It was sallywanna69ya. She was about the grossest client I've ever had.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on July 30, 2013, 04:19:53 PM
here, kung fu:

(http://i.imgur.com/65J4dw7.jpg)

Boss Singlewide.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: reactionary on July 30, 2013, 06:42:56 PM
Since Goon unemployment is the topic of the hour, here's SA Goon ExplodingSquid.
Quote
Me post job interview. I AM JOB INTERVIEW MAN!
(http://i.imgur.com/RsDROsK.jpg)


 :facepalm:
I'll bet a million dollars he wore the backpack into the office and took it off in front of the interviewer. Where is his jacket? And wtf, 1988 wants the tie back.

As for emails, I had a client who put her email on her intake form for my office. It was sallywanna69ya. She was about the grossest client I've ever had.
The tie is ok, it would fit with a white/light blue shirt. Never wear dark shirts to job interviews. Button up shirt when wearing a tie and get a shirt that fits properly instead of being so damn tight around the collar. Get rid of dumbass piercings before going to an interview.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on July 30, 2013, 07:02:04 PM
buddy looks like he's going to a vnv nation concert
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Aran on July 30, 2013, 07:43:23 PM
No he doesn't look that cool.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on July 30, 2013, 07:51:08 PM
Since Goon unemployment is the topic of the hour, here's SA Goon ExplodingSquid.
Quote
Me post job interview. I AM JOB INTERVIEW MAN!
(http://i.imgur.com/RsDROsK.jpg)


 :facepalm:
I'll bet a million dollars he wore the backpack into the office and took it off in front of the interviewer. Where is his jacket? And wtf, 1988 wants the tie back.

As for emails, I had a client who put her email on her intake form for my office. It was sallywanna69ya. She was about the grossest client I've ever had.
The tie is ok, it would fit with a white/light blue shirt. Never wear dark shirts to job interviews. Button up shirt when wearing a tie and get a shirt that fits properly instead of being so damn tight around the collar. Get rid of dumbass piercings before going to an interview.
That tie is a lot of things but "OK" is not one of them.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on July 31, 2013, 08:00:03 PM
new fatso pic
(http://i.imgur.com/4uGlZc1.jpg)

slightly bigger (unlike her)
(http://i.imgur.com/bQLrv9a.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: tooforsiksohwun on July 31, 2013, 08:06:51 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/gi1G3z6.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Mad at the Internet on July 31, 2013, 09:29:48 PM
Dat fuckin' chin, man...
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: HondaRider271 on July 31, 2013, 09:32:56 PM
new fatso pic
(http://i.imgur.com/4uGlZc1.jpg)

slightly bigger (unlike her)
(http://i.imgur.com/bQLrv9a.jpg)
Thank god these noble people are willing to sacrifice their looks, health, dignity, careers, social life, relationships, etc. for the good of somethingawful.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on July 31, 2013, 09:34:06 PM
ozma you look like jason alexander
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on July 31, 2013, 11:28:24 PM
I would sooner fuck Jason Alexander.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on August 01, 2013, 02:26:38 AM
buddy looks like he's going to a vnv nation concert

Doesn't look like he's close to suicide, lets not get too extreme.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on August 01, 2013, 02:59:16 AM
You know how you can look at some fat chicks and think they'd be cute if they lost weight?  Not Ozma.  She's just ugly no matter what.  Bad personality too.  Damn, she sucks all around, huh.  If she weren't such a cunt I'd feel sorry for her.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Stroker Ace on August 01, 2013, 03:08:22 AM
new fatso pic
(http://i.imgur.com/4uGlZc1.jpg)

slightly bigger (unlike her)
(http://i.imgur.com/bQLrv9a.jpg)

Bitch look like Mac Tonight

Guess you are what you eat
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Huffington Post on August 01, 2013, 03:53:18 AM
that fuckin chin never fails to make me laugh
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Launchpad McQuack on August 01, 2013, 04:11:34 AM
New D&D mod XyloJW

(http://i.imgur.com/YkCu9jk.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: 40k Scrotal Sacks on August 01, 2013, 04:50:04 AM
Why are they wearing their parent's clothes?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: As a white male I on August 01, 2013, 05:10:37 AM
new fatso pic
(http://i.imgur.com/4uGlZc1.jpg)

slightly bigger (unlike her)
(http://i.imgur.com/bQLrv9a.jpg)

Shit, that's Ozma? Her face is literally made of potatoes. :stonk:

New D&D mod XyloJW

Another SJW who looks like an unemployable faggot hobo. How surprising.  :stewart:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Autistic Yankee on August 01, 2013, 05:14:13 AM
New D&D mod XyloJW

(http://i.imgur.com/YkCu9jk.jpg)

awe fucking shoot me now.   Anyone wanna just fucking profile the fuck out of this guys picture?  Jesus Christ, I bet you I could guess this guys entire life story and political opinions just by the way he looks in this one picture and I'd be 90% right.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Autistic Yankee on August 01, 2013, 05:31:16 AM
Wait, before you faggots dox him, let me guess everything there is to know about him just from this picture.  You can tell me if I'm right.

Some observations:

1)  He's fat and has man boobs.
2)  His clothes dont fucking fit.  Hes wearing like XXXL when he should only be XXL.
3)  He has a disgusting neckbeard
4)  Hair too long.  Doesnt care about his physical appearance.
5)  WE ARE ARTISTIC!!!!  Look at our famous art prints on the wall!  (At least its not a poster)
6)  This has got to be grandma's house or something.  No way this faggot owns his own home.  No apartment has a built-in desk like that.  Unless... that's the kitchen counter being used as a desk?
7)  This ain't no apartment with that wall and built-in.  This is in grand momma's house for sure.
8)  Ok good job having a girlfriend who is not fat.  But look at her fucking timid body language.  Look what she's fucking wearing!!!  This is an 87 year old woman trapped in a 32 year old woman's body.  Look at her fucking hair!  This chick doesnt have a real job.  No way in hell. 

This chick has assburgers written all over it. 


So... let me guess?  HARD CORE SOCIALISTS? 

Gee I wonder why?  The guy who is lazy and unemployable and lives in someone else's house thinks other people should give him money.....  Shhhhhoooocking!


Am I right?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Launchpad McQuack on August 01, 2013, 05:39:26 AM
He seems less fucked up than the other mods. He has a job and has had sexual intercourse at least once. Puts him miles ahead of someone like Woodchuck.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on August 01, 2013, 06:47:24 AM
I 100% support Lomo's strong posting.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on August 01, 2013, 06:55:23 AM
i like how her hair matches her sweater vest :allears:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: PUSSY CANCER on August 01, 2013, 08:08:40 AM
I think i know who those people are...

is this the same chick?

(http://i.imgur.com/qaO1hbb.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: armchair nazi on August 01, 2013, 08:15:17 AM
that fuckin chin never fails to make me laugh
it doesnt even look centered... how the fuck do you have an offcenter chin  :myecred:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on August 01, 2013, 01:20:12 PM
that fuckin chin never fails to make me laugh
it doesnt even look centered... how the fuck do you have an offcenter chin  :myecred:
Bitch got told twice.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: As a white male I on August 01, 2013, 03:02:55 PM
that fuckin chin never fails to make me laugh
it doesnt even look centered... how the fuck do you have an offcenter chin  :myecred:

6 generations of inbreeding?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Stroker Ace on August 01, 2013, 03:38:44 PM
Look At These Fucking Goons (in real time)
Quote from: GentlemanofLeisure" post="417962175
Up late, bored, want someone to talk to? It's not so bad, there's always fellow goons!

A few years ago some goober made a tinychat room where we hung out and chatted with each other. It was poppin' for a while but eventually we all moved over to a new-and-improved room and we stopped getting so much traffic.

(http://i.imgur.com/GfFKj5F.png)
Look how much fun we're having! It's like going to a bar without leaving your house!

What are you waiting for? :getin:

www.goonroom.com (http://www.goonroom.com)

password: protected

note: This thread posted with Mod Permission
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: tooforsiksohwun on August 01, 2013, 03:40:33 PM
wtf does every goon have a bloatee now??
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Black Gardener on August 01, 2013, 03:41:35 PM
hahaha, the one in the top right corner is happy cuz she knows she just shitted on those other hoes.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on August 01, 2013, 03:43:12 PM
Wait, before you faggots dox him, let me guess everything there is to know about him just from this picture.  You can tell me if I'm right.

Some observations:

1)  He's fat and has man boobs.
2)  His clothes dont fucking fit.  Hes wearing like XXXL when he should only be XXL.
3)  He has a disgusting neckbeard
4)  Hair too long.  Doesnt care about his physical appearance.
5)  WE ARE ARTISTIC!!!!  Look at our famous art prints on the wall!  (At least its not a poster)
6)  This has got to be grandma's house or something.  No way this faggot owns his own home.  No apartment has a built-in desk like that.  Unless... that's the kitchen counter being used as a desk?
7)  This ain't no apartment with that wall and built-in.  This is in grand momma's house for sure.
8)  Ok good job having a girlfriend who is not fat.  But look at her fucking timid body language.  Look what she's fucking wearing!!!  This is an 87 year old woman trapped in a 32 year old woman's body.  Look at her fucking hair!  This chick doesnt have a real job.  No way in hell. 

This chick has assburgers written all over it. 


So... let me guess?  HARD CORE SOCIALISTS? 

Gee I wonder why?  The guy who is lazy and unemployable and lives in someone else's house thinks other people should give him money.....  Shhhhhoooocking!


Am I right?

Well played.

I take one look at them and see two people who have said the word "freegan" unironically at some point in their lives.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: PhilthyPhil on August 01, 2013, 06:03:24 PM
lol

Quote from: translucent_air" post="418016355
(http://i398.photobucket.com/albums/pp70/translucent_air/Screenshot2013-08-01at222406_zps049f981e.png)


Me back in January during happier times
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Trump is the New Norma on August 01, 2013, 06:13:16 PM
New D&D mod XyloJW

(http://i.imgur.com/YkCu9jk.jpg)
Hahaha this fuckin dude is straight out of 1994 with his wispy hair and beard and overall "sensitive guy" look and pudginess. Also I suspect he is hiding a shitty ponytail behind his head.

You can totally tell he's a huge pussy and probably apologizes 3 times per sentence when talking to women or minorities.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: PUSSY CANCER on August 01, 2013, 07:09:08 PM
bassguitarhero

(https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/253320554/cowboyhat.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on August 01, 2013, 07:18:32 PM
lol

Quote from: translucent_air" post="418016355
(http://i398.photobucket.com/albums/pp70/translucent_air/Screenshot2013-08-01at222406_zps049f981e.png)


Me back in January during happier times
Quest For Fire needs to brush between bong hits. That is one atavistic looking dude.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Trump is the New Norma on August 01, 2013, 07:45:54 PM
lol

Quote from: translucent_air" post="418016355
(http://i398.photobucket.com/albums/pp70/translucent_air/Screenshot2013-08-01at222406_zps049f981e.png)


Me back in January during happier times
Quest For Fire needs to brush between bong hits. That is one atavistic looking dude.
It takes some serious dedication for your teeth to be that yellow with the benefit of the camera flash.

Dude either smokes 5 packs a day or hasnt brushed since the tooth fairy gave him 5 bucks for all of them falling out at the same time.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: dissent cures mods on August 01, 2013, 08:42:43 PM
ozma you look like jason alexander

I would sooner fuck Jason Alexander.

ozma fuckin fat
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on August 01, 2013, 08:55:49 PM
ozma you look like jason alexander

I would sooner fuck Jason Alexander.

ozma fuckin fat
Yes, but more importantly, Jason Alexander would have a sense of humor about it.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: dissent cures mods on August 01, 2013, 09:08:01 PM
his eyes are just big enough to hold a cheeky sparkle

all i see in ozmas eyes is endless melancholy and a boundless appetite for any spark of life you may have in you

KFC buckets also accepted
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on August 01, 2013, 09:20:19 PM
bassguitarhero

(https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/253320554/cowboyhat.jpg)
He's a giant faggot nigger race baiting dickwad and I posted some info in the spotlight on faggotry thread http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=719.msg33546#msg33546

Research begins now.

https://twitter.com/BassGuitarHero
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Launchpad McQuack on August 01, 2013, 09:59:06 PM
Look At These Fucking Goons (in real time)

Someone dared to make a joke in the thread and got 30 days off from Abe. Poor Abe can't handle people getting attention.

Quote from: FateoMcSkippy
Will I get to see some tits?

Man or women. Doesn't matter.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: dissent cures mods on August 01, 2013, 10:16:13 PM
abe is the worst so of course goons love him

does he still do those power tripping attention whoring mod challenges to 'rescue' threads?
those were fuckin painful...not so much the challenge but all the arse licking mod fawning sucking up that followed as goons rushed to humiliate themselves was sickening

 i sense great fragility in abe, he would cave like a noisy angry house of cards under the slightest pressure
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Launchpad McQuack on August 01, 2013, 10:20:37 PM
Yeah, Abe is a bit like Woodchuck in that he's massively insecure and can't stand anyone else getting attention.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Stroker Ace on August 02, 2013, 06:45:37 PM
Docevil is such a slovenly pig-lookin mothefucker. Also looks like Teller got GRIDS
(http://i.imgur.com/XSlDye5.jpg)

The goon messiah is risen
(http://i.imgur.com/SyATk6t.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on August 02, 2013, 06:46:40 PM
I knew fucking bigpeeler wasn't dead, he kept on posting on Fark.com
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on August 02, 2013, 06:57:55 PM
For a long time (when it mattered) BigPeeler had only one more goldmined thread than I did.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Procrustes on August 02, 2013, 11:59:29 PM
lol

Quote from: translucent_air" post="418016355
(http://i398.photobucket.com/albums/pp70/translucent_air/Screenshot2013-08-01at222406_zps049f981e.png)


Me back in January during happier times

This dude dropped so much acid it's making me hallucinate.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on August 03, 2013, 12:08:50 AM
dude looks like a caricature of a hippy from king of the hill
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on August 03, 2013, 01:14:41 AM
(http://i398.photobucket.com/albums/pp70/translucent_air/Screenshot2013-08-01at222406_zps049f981e.png) (http://i44.tinypic.com/11jnsrr.jpg)

Quest For Fire.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Pissfart McBoner on August 03, 2013, 06:29:30 AM
Quest For Fire.

I believe that quest has been completed already.
http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=744.0
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brolonium on August 03, 2013, 07:23:18 AM
Can you get a contact high over the internet? :eminem:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on August 03, 2013, 11:02:24 AM
I raised my eyes to GBS and prayed only for Fire.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: The Watcher on August 03, 2013, 08:43:33 PM
He looks like a Rastafarian Joker.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on August 03, 2013, 10:23:41 PM
Quest For Fire.

I believe that quest has been completed already.
http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=744.0
(http://i.imgur.com/GKL3F90.gif)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on August 03, 2013, 10:40:05 PM
He looks like a Rastafarian Joker.

why so serious mon?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on August 03, 2013, 10:58:07 PM
He looks like a Rastafarian Joker.

why so serious mon?


Mot Mot Mot Mot Mot fucking Mot
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on August 05, 2013, 07:40:01 AM
 :lilal:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brolonium on August 05, 2013, 09:20:20 AM
Inject it with every poison known to man
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: 40k Scrotal Sacks on August 05, 2013, 09:22:01 AM
Shoulda at least done something about his skin if he wears make-up.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on August 05, 2013, 09:32:48 AM
i could give him black eyes without using any makeup.  imagine the cost savings!
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on August 05, 2013, 10:23:36 AM
a flock of cisgulls
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on August 05, 2013, 10:33:28 AM
a flock of cisgulls

I ran. I ran so far away. Privileged anyway.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: bareback bathhouse sodomy on August 06, 2013, 10:01:34 AM
(https://sphotos-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/p480x480/1000560_10151555424188199_1199096521_n.jpg)

not a goon to my knowledge. Some guy on facebook named 'Slam Baba'
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on August 06, 2013, 10:28:03 AM
Where's the Quint smiley for this mudshark?

Taxidermy man's gonna have a heart attack when he sees what i brung him
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on August 06, 2013, 06:44:08 PM
holy shit that poor chair
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Harry D Greek on August 06, 2013, 09:29:24 PM
Shoulda at least done something about his skin if he wears make-up.

He is, he just needs a couple more fat girls to complete the suit.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Mullah Omar on August 06, 2013, 10:15:35 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/9uvT4cW.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: MexicanKetchup on August 07, 2013, 01:55:07 AM
What a load of faggots
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Baby Rapist on August 07, 2013, 02:01:12 AM
what is honey_boy
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: As a white male I on August 07, 2013, 02:33:34 AM
All bets on "Troon".
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on August 07, 2013, 02:42:19 AM
not quite the same neck, but awfully similar

(http://i.imgur.com/DxIniDH.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Illiteracy Owns on August 07, 2013, 03:41:48 AM
not quite the same neck, but awfully similar

(http://i.imgur.com/DxIniDH.jpg)

When you don't have a chin it makes your adam's apple look even bigger
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on August 07, 2013, 04:36:57 AM
Just noticed the upper lip shadow.

Why can't trannies not shave before their 'glamour' shots?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Mullah Omar on August 07, 2013, 08:00:07 AM
Having to keep your body hair under control is patriarchal oppression duh.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on August 07, 2013, 09:51:12 AM
But dressing up like a girl and mutilating your genitals is freedom, got it.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Pissfart McBoner on August 07, 2013, 11:36:23 AM

(http://i.imgur.com/DxIniDH.jpg)

Why hello handsome sir, care to join me for a glass of the finest 5 dollar wine?  We can relax in front of my bed sheet, that I hung up to hide my filthy goon room.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Big Duck Equals Goose on August 07, 2013, 01:20:03 PM
not quite the same neck, but awfully similar

(http://i.imgur.com/DxIniDH.jpg)
hey beautiful, sit on down here. no? ok, let me just put on some music, it's a little indie aritst called mindless self indulgance. ah , why are you getting up? no, sit down, let me pour you another glass of wine. as a woman, who does woman things, i know all about sensuality, you could say im a tounge tornado if you will. why are you getting up? we could play some ps3, i do have Ni no Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch if you interested...
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Aran on August 07, 2013, 05:55:52 PM
From TFR's "The Pennsylvania Shooting Thread" http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3344570&perpage=40&pagenumber=84#pti27

(http://i.imgur.com/4pNj81f.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/CszXh0O.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/FTxhbix.jpg)

I don't know who is who. I think the fat Asian goiter owner is Insane Totoro maybe?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Harry D Greek on August 07, 2013, 05:59:19 PM
why is one of them dressed up like a mexican from a western movie?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rape Artist on August 07, 2013, 06:13:25 PM
Quote from: Aran
(http://i.imgur.com/4pNj81f.jpg)

The annual meeting of the "people I would not allow around my children" club
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Harry D Greek on August 07, 2013, 06:24:29 PM
lol, one of thems wearing a utility belt, watch out batman
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Aran on August 07, 2013, 06:25:49 PM
why is one of them dressed up like a mexican from a western movie?

Weak-ass Zardoz cosplay.

(http://i.imgur.com/SsROad1.jpg)

(That's Sean Connery)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: PrivilegeChecked on August 07, 2013, 06:32:00 PM
The TFR meet thread for SW Florida was great. Bunch of posts with "I'm here. Where are you guys?"
Turns out one sat in his car in the parking lot the whole time. Another went in and was to scared to ask anyone, so he sat on a bench for a while before leaving. And a third guy showed up, couldn't get a hold of anyone on his phone, so he left too.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: armchair nazi on August 07, 2013, 10:07:43 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/4pNj81f.jpg)
guy second to the right used to be what losers looked like. now they are the most normal looking people in these horrorshows...


also, now i wanna go shooting
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on August 07, 2013, 11:03:34 PM
that girl is retard ugly
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on August 07, 2013, 11:05:43 PM
that girl is a retard, ugly
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Aran on August 07, 2013, 11:34:23 PM
that girl is retard ugly


(http://i.imgur.com/zeJfUtw.jpg)

"Smooches from an insatiable beast."
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on August 08, 2013, 03:56:31 PM
Fragmaster
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-uTnqYHZ-I
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Baron von Douchebag on August 08, 2013, 04:15:47 PM
what is honey_boy
Yo honey boy if you shave your mustache you might look a bit more convincing. Well, you arent fooling anybody but you'd look less like a 14 year old boy wearing a dress.

I think Fragmaster was actually okay, like Lowtax might be if he wasn't on painkillers and antidepressants all the time. I don't think he's actually even on the site anymore, though. As far as I know, that video was a joke meant to troll people and to make fun of the goons who actually were taking Final Fantasy seriously. Somewhere I have an MP3 of him reading some dude's E/N post but just mocking him the whole time.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Harry D Greek on August 08, 2013, 05:14:10 PM
That reminds of those Enquirerer stories about the dad from Alf

Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on August 08, 2013, 05:14:35 PM
That reminds of those Enquirerer stories about the dad from Alf

wat? :stare:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Stroker Ace on August 08, 2013, 05:18:20 PM
Fragmaster
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-uTnqYHZ-I

He looks like an A Wyatt Mann jew drawing that came to life
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on August 08, 2013, 05:24:34 PM
Fragmaster
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-uTnqYHZ-I

He looks like an A Wyatt Mann jew drawing that came to life
I wonder if when he hits middle age he'll manage to beat the gold standard (lol) in that regard, Jerome Allen Seinfeld:

(http://i.imgur.com/ey6RHQF.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Harry D Greek on August 08, 2013, 05:26:56 PM
That reminds of those Enquirerer stories about the dad from Alf

wat? :stare:

Alf dad used to pick up homeless to smoke crack and make homemade skinflicks
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on August 08, 2013, 06:09:23 PM
Alf dad used to pick up homeless to smoke crack and make homemade skinflicks

link?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on August 08, 2013, 10:15:00 PM
Oy do they jew up when they get older.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Peak Nigger on August 09, 2013, 06:44:32 AM
not quite the same neck, but awfully similar

(http://i.imgur.com/DxIniDH.jpg)

Shoulders of a fucking fireman.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Big Duck Equals Goose on August 09, 2013, 01:59:52 PM
Every single cure album, status: owned.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Careless Whisper on August 09, 2013, 03:41:44 PM
The TFR meet thread for SW Florida was great. Bunch of posts with "I'm here. Where are you guys?"
Turns out one sat in his car in the parking lot the whole time. Another went in and was to scared to ask anyone, so he sat on a bench for a while before leaving. And a third guy showed up, couldn't get a hold of anyone on his phone, so he left too.

Haha, please post some quotes from this thread because I can't seem to find it on the forums.  Also I don't have archives if it's that old  :allears:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: MexicanKetchup on August 10, 2013, 09:03:38 AM
The TFR meet thread for SW Florida was great. Bunch of posts with "I'm here. Where are you guys?"
Turns out one sat in his car in the parking lot the whole time. Another went in and was to scared to ask anyone, so he sat on a bench for a while before leaving. And a third guy showed up, couldn't get a hold of anyone on his phone, so he left too.

I was just about to say that these goons might look kinda dumb in their getups but at least they're out doing something instead of sitting at home and being traumatized but looks like I spoke too soon.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Mullah Omar on August 10, 2013, 11:50:58 PM
Look who wants to to bash the fash... a bunch of rootless cosmopolitan goons.

Russian female-to-male transexual weavernaut who is an Irish citizen and lives in Germany with a German boyfriend. Also unsurprisingly is autistic.

Quote
I'd be joining antifa organisations if I could fucking walk, frankly, pacifism be damned. The difference between fascists and me is that I'm knocking in heads that could go on to outlaw me and mine, while I don't give a shit who the fascists fuck, who they marry, who they descend from, where they're from or what language they speak and will knock in the head of anyone who dares suggest those things matter and make our hypothetical fascist a danger to society.

(http://i.imgur.com/tLhaoKG.jpg)


KazigluBey, foreign student from Lisbon, Portugal currently residing in Aberdeen. Also has claimed to be Romanian. Quite keen on justfying violence against fascists, going to other threads to ask for the help of his fellow reds.

Quote
So, in general what's the best way to deal with people who get smug about antifa and claim that it is counter-productive or even damaging in the struggle to handle groups like the EDL? Not mind you fascists, but middle-class as fuck liberals sneering at the concept of counter-protesting or historical events like Cable Street?

I ask because I've been posting in the new thread on Easter EU / Russian rise of pseudo-fascist groups and we didn't even make it to page 5 before this started

(http://i.imgur.com/oMmw6IZ.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/GKTcfCk.jpg)

More to come later, probably.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: bongo bongo on August 11, 2013, 11:27:49 PM
new fatso pic
(http://i.imgur.com/4uGlZc1.jpg)

related?

(http://i.imgur.com/yFANZwt.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Baron von Douchebag on August 11, 2013, 11:57:04 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/tLhaoKG.jpg)
Oh my god somebody ripped off Macaulay Culkin's head and put it on the body of an 80 year old librarian!
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on August 13, 2013, 11:58:02 AM
I was just about to say that these goons might look kinda dumb in their getups but at least they're out doing something instead of sitting at home and being traumatized but looks like I spoke too soon.

Added to thingsthatrocketsaid.txt.   :dubyathumb:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: armchair nazi on August 13, 2013, 12:25:11 PM

smiley OWNS

:dubyathumb:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Peak Nigger on August 13, 2013, 12:29:41 PM
Ozma(fat) looks like a 45 year old jewish lady.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: freak puke on August 14, 2013, 12:53:06 PM
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3562469

It got goldmined.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: freak puke on August 16, 2013, 01:36:35 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/h0nT3l8.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on August 16, 2013, 01:42:08 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/h0nT3l8.jpg)

Context?  Where or who?  Looks like two tech geeks at a conference.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Stroker Ace on August 16, 2013, 02:48:50 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/h0nT3l8.jpg)

K-Mart Robert Webb and David Mitchell are on the case at video game con
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Hyperbole on August 16, 2013, 04:24:27 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/h0nT3l8.jpg)

K-Mart Robert Webb and David Mitchell are on the case at video game con

Definitely see David Mitchell, guy on the left looks like an unholy hybrid of Lyle Lovett and Steve Gutenberg!
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on August 16, 2013, 04:37:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jckCfpQMNPQ
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on August 16, 2013, 05:17:45 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jckCfpQMNPQ
Idunnuh, but holy fucking shit.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on August 16, 2013, 06:42:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jckCfpQMNPQ
Ashton Kutcher goes method for a new Oscar-bait attempt in 2014, "No Jobs"
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: SomethingAwfulIsOk on August 16, 2013, 08:21:16 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/h0nT3l8.jpg)
The guy on the right is the moderator of the LP forum, right? Talk about faggotry  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: superbuffcat on August 16, 2013, 09:32:46 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/h0nT3l8.jpg)

These two really aren't that bad.  I watched enough of their let's plays while hungover on weekends in college to pick up that they really don't qualify as 'goons.'  And as moderators go, slowbeef is probably the most well-adjusted one of the lot, not that that's saying much.  Pretty sure he has an MBA and a well paying job.

well look at that my first actual post is white-knighting SA definitely setting myself up for success here
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: EaglesDick on August 16, 2013, 10:15:55 PM
I'll back you up on that. Slowbeef is probably one of the most normal and successful mods. He gets a little up his own ass on podcast and looks like a potato but Retsupurae is legit pretty awesome.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on August 16, 2013, 10:35:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/h0nT3l8.jpg)

These two really aren't that bad.  I watched enough of their let's plays while hungover on weekends in college to pick up that they really don't qualify as 'goons.'  And as moderators go, slowbeef is probably the most well-adjusted one of the lot, not that that's saying much.  Pretty sure he has an MBA and a well paying job.

well look at that my first actual post is white-knighting SA definitely setting myself up for success here
hi slowbeef!  welcome to ss.  postdump the mod forum plz thanks
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: superbuffcat on August 16, 2013, 11:14:46 PM
hi slowbeef!  welcome to ss.  postdump the mod forum plz thanks

i swear to god i will do lackluster youtube commentary over your post so hard
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: A child is dead on August 17, 2013, 06:38:43 PM
LF/Helldump regular peenworm

(http://i.imgur.com/HxTlHxn.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Y5vqs4R.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: bongo bongo on August 17, 2013, 06:51:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jckCfpQMNPQ

ahahahah this has to be fake
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brolonium on August 18, 2013, 12:28:55 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jckCfpQMNPQ

ahahahah this has to be fake

I fuckin hope so
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on August 18, 2013, 02:47:48 AM
Anyone remember the fat sad goon ("XTG") who paid an escort $400 at Las Vegas (?) gooncon for a blowjob that ended up with her grossing out and ditching him after "17 minutes" and him jacking off and then giving an embarrassing interview about it on video? 

This guy:
(http://i.imgur.com/2IBqtiBm.png)

Well I found the cringeworthy video while cleaning up my NAS so here you go!   It's totally SFW except for the audio but it's sad as shit and is 7 minutes of shame that I want to make sure isn't lost forever:

http://www.filedropper.com/400bucks

What was his forum name?  XTG is what I think he says but that doesn't sound right.  Bonus points if you can link the archived thread where he was mocked endlessly.  Even better if he's still around and SJW'ing and/or white-knighting it up on SA. 
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Autistic Yankee on August 18, 2013, 03:50:34 AM
How fucking disgusting do you have to be to get denied by a prostitute?  Jesus fuck
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Soup Her Pooper on August 18, 2013, 02:44:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jckCfpQMNPQ

I never made it to the end of this.  Even if it is fake (and I hope that it is fake), this is funny.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on August 18, 2013, 05:49:00 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jckCfpQMNPQ

I never made it to the end of this.  Even if it is fake (and I hope that it is fake), this is funny.
Go back, watch the rest and report back about why everyone should watch until the end.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on August 18, 2013, 09:06:02 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jckCfpQMNPQ

I never made it to the end of this.  Even if it is fake (and I hope that it is fake), this is funny.
Go back, watch the rest and report back about why everyone should watch until the end.

that shit sucks, you fag
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: unprivsplain on August 18, 2013, 09:23:33 PM
How fucking disgusting do you have to be to get denied by a prostitute?  Jesus fuck
Nah, it was a Vegas prostitute. She saw a rube and took advantage.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Soup Her Pooper on August 18, 2013, 10:26:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jckCfpQMNPQ

I never made it to the end of this.  Even if it is fake (and I hope that it is fake), this is funny.
Go back, watch the rest and report back about why everyone should watch until the end.

i meant previously until today. stick it out the end is fucking nuts.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on August 19, 2013, 08:06:03 AM
Dude was definitely rollin.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Baron von Douchebag on August 19, 2013, 03:56:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jckCfpQMNPQ
This is absolutely 100% fake. The type of guy who is that nerdy and awkward is also the type of guy to not be even remotely funny in regards to that behavior.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Mullah Omar on August 20, 2013, 06:22:05 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/p6vwguol.jpg)

interview goon
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: HondaRider271 on August 20, 2013, 07:15:31 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/p6vwguol.jpg)

interview goon
Goddamn dude you're not supposed to get THAT stoned before an interview. At least lay off the meth pipe.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Autistic Yankee on August 20, 2013, 10:38:59 PM
 :facepalm:

No haircut, no shave, earring still in.  Where was this guy applying to?  If it was anything above gas station attendant, he needs help understanding what it means to look employable.  For his sake I hope he has one hell of a resume.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Harry D Greek on August 20, 2013, 11:12:28 PM
if I was born with that dude's face I wouldn't give a fuck either.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: unprivsplain on August 20, 2013, 11:13:47 PM
If he's a programmer of any sort he'd probably fit right in.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on August 20, 2013, 11:14:39 PM
if I was born with that dude's face I wouldn't give a fuck either.
That made me actually laugh out loud.

He really has that Steve Buscemi edge. I mean, he out-Steved Steve.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on August 20, 2013, 11:27:35 PM
Ok, real talk: let's say this guy came to me and he seemed like a legitimately nice guy and had a good resume. IOW, I would want to hire him. I would straight up tell him, "Look, I like you, but you are unemployable. I will give you until 4:30. If you can get a haircut and shave and be back looking like you're not addicted to meth by 4:30 and have a smile on your face about your new job, I will hire you." I would tell him he doesn't even have to have a nerd-short haircut, just wash the shit and get it above his shoulders. I don't want to have to pay the cleaning crew extra to wash grease off my Aerons. And as I type this I am sitting at my desk in jeans, jump boots and this Iron Maiden t-shirt (http://hotrodshirts.blogspot.com/2010/02/preco-r-2500-cada-fornecedor-consulado_3196.html). That's what I wore to work today. I can do a relaxed environment, but don't look like a street person. When I have to be in court or depositions or meetings with attorneys, whatever, I have a closet full of nice suits. There is a time and place for everything.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Al Roker Shart on August 20, 2013, 11:35:13 PM
Off the top of the collar and behind your ears motherfucker!

Realtalk though. "Dressed up" for non-client days at my office counts as clean jeans and a polo. Guys have worn track pants. Most of them have. I fucked up a job real bad about 8 years ago, and found myself unemployed. I got a job running cables and setting up cubes to pass the time. I grew a thick ass beard and looked like a scrub for like a month.

I got an email for the company I work for now, I googled them. Googled the hiring manager. Everyone looked legit and it looked like a good place. tl;dr I shaved, got a haircut and got a job that I showed up at this morning.

Clean up scrubs.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on August 20, 2013, 11:53:49 PM
Ok, real talk: let's say this guy came to me and he seemed like a legitimately nice guy and had a good resume. IOW, I would want to hire him. I would straight up tell him, "Look, I like you, but you are unemployable. I will give you until 4:30. If you can get a haircut and shave and be back looking like you're not addicted to meth by 4:30 and have a smile on your face about your new job, I will hire you." I would tell him he doesn't even have to have a nerd-short haircut, just wash the shit and get it above his shoulders. I don't want to have to pay the cleaning crew extra to wash grease off my Aerons. And as I type this I am sitting at my desk in jeans, jump boots and this Iron Maiden t-shirt (http://hotrodshirts.blogspot.com/2010/02/preco-r-2500-cada-fornecedor-consulado_3196.html). That's what I wore to work today. I can do a relaxed environment, but don't look like a street person. When I have to be in court or depositions or meetings with attorneys, whatever, I have a closet full of nice suits. There is a time and place for everything.

  :swanson: That is not what I expected when I saw "Iron Maiden t-shirt." I had a :nixon ready to go for you and everything.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on August 21, 2013, 12:19:32 AM
Ok, real talk: let's say this guy came to me and he seemed like a legitimately nice guy and had a good resume. IOW, I would want to hire him. I would straight up tell him, "Look, I like you, but you are unemployable. I will give you until 4:30. If you can get a haircut and shave and be back looking like you're not addicted to meth by 4:30 and have a smile on your face about your new job, I will hire you." I would tell him he doesn't even have to have a nerd-short haircut, just wash the shit and get it above his shoulders. I don't want to have to pay the cleaning crew extra to wash grease off my Aerons. And as I type this I am sitting at my desk in jeans, jump boots and this Iron Maiden t-shirt (http://hotrodshirts.blogspot.com/2010/02/preco-r-2500-cada-fornecedor-consulado_3196.html). That's what I wore to work today. I can do a relaxed environment, but don't look like a street person. When I have to be in court or depositions or meetings with attorneys, whatever, I have a closet full of nice suits. There is a time and place for everything.

  :swanson: That is not what I expected when I saw "Iron Maiden t-shirt." I had a :nixon ready to go for you and everything.
What? It's Dead Eddie and two AR-15s. What's wrong with that?

I'll admit they are some fucked up looking ARs, but the t-shirt was made in England and those guys don't know shit about guns, so I cut them a break.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: freak puke on August 21, 2013, 12:32:52 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/p6vwguol.jpg)

interview goon

How do these people not get their faces beaten in with a lead pipe?

I mean, maybe it's just because I'm spergy as all hell and bad at understanding facial expressions, but it's hard for me to believe someone hasn't beaten the smug off his face out of sheer principle.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Autistic Yankee on August 21, 2013, 01:44:37 AM
Ok, real talk: let's say this guy came to me and he seemed like a legitimately nice guy and had a good resume. IOW, I would want to hire him. I would straight up tell him, "Look, I like you, but you are unemployable. I will give you until 4:30. If you can get a haircut and shave and be back looking like you're not addicted to meth by 4:30 and have a smile on your face about your new job, I will hire you." I would tell him he doesn't even have to have a nerd-short haircut, just wash the shit and get it above his shoulders. I don't want to have to pay the cleaning crew extra to wash grease off my Aerons. And as I type this I am sitting at my desk in jeans, jump boots and this Iron Maiden t-shirt (http://hotrodshirts.blogspot.com/2010/02/preco-r-2500-cada-fornecedor-consulado_3196.html). That's what I wore to work today. I can do a relaxed environment, but don't look like a street person. When I have to be in court or depositions or meetings with attorneys, whatever, I have a closet full of nice suits. There is a time and place for everything.

  :swanson: That is not what I expected when I saw "Iron Maiden t-shirt." I had a :nixon ready to go for you and everything.

You have to picture what it might look like with all of Rockets accessories.

(http://dollsunlimitedomaha.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/skull-handbag-black.jpg)

 :nixon:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on August 21, 2013, 01:54:05 AM
Dudes, I seriously lolled.

Very metal.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: MexicanKetchup on August 21, 2013, 03:29:05 AM
And as I type this I am sitting at my desk in jeans, jump boots and this Iron Maiden t-shirt (http://hotrodshirts.blogspot.com/2010/02/preco-r-2500-cada-fornecedor-consulado_3196.html).

Respect. I have the same shirt in olive green. Up the Irons!
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on August 21, 2013, 08:48:48 AM
Ok, real talk: let's say this guy came to me and he seemed like a legitimately nice guy and had a good resume. IOW, I would want to hire him. I would straight up tell him, "Look, I like you, but you are unemployable. I will give you until 4:30. If you can get a haircut and shave and be back looking like you're not addicted to meth by 4:30 and have a smile on your face about your new job, I will hire you." I would tell him he doesn't even have to have a nerd-short haircut, just wash the shit and get it above his shoulders. I don't want to have to pay the cleaning crew extra to wash grease off my Aerons. And as I type this I am sitting at my desk in jeans, jump boots and this Iron Maiden t-shirt (http://hotrodshirts.blogspot.com/2010/02/preco-r-2500-cada-fornecedor-consulado_3196.html). That's what I wore to work today. I can do a relaxed environment, but don't look like a street person. When I have to be in court or depositions or meetings with attorneys, whatever, I have a closet full of nice suits. There is a time and place for everything.

  :swanson: That is not what I expected when I saw "Iron Maiden t-shirt." I had a :nixon ready to go for you and everything.
What? It's Dead Eddie and two AR-15s. What's wrong with that?

I'll admit they are some fucked up looking ARs, but the t-shirt was made in England and those guys don't know shit about guns, so I cut them a break.

This is what you have linked:
http://hotrodshirts.blogspot.com/2010/02/preco-r-2500-cada-fornecedor-consulado_3196.html
(http://i.imgur.com/BGGnJ63.jpg)
 :jesse:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Aran on August 21, 2013, 09:15:59 AM
Scroll down you stupid faggot, that's the company logo.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on August 21, 2013, 09:53:15 AM
Scroll down you stupid faggot, that's the company logo.

How the hell would I know that? It's all in Mexican anyway!

Most times when people link a picture you don't have to scroll down to see it, it's the first thing that pops up. :depressedlesbian:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on August 21, 2013, 10:20:35 AM
Sorry. I bought it off the Iron Maiden website but they don't have it anymore. So I saw a link Proc could read.

Where's my damn Nixon?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on August 21, 2013, 11:28:30 AM
Sorry. I bought it off the Iron Maiden website but they don't have it anymore. So I saw a link Proc could read.

Where's my damn Nixon?

(http://i.imgur.com/XDltLi0.png?1)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on August 21, 2013, 11:40:05 AM
Why is Nixon Italian?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on August 21, 2013, 03:10:14 PM
Why is Nixon Italian?

(http://i.imgur.com/qD939Yp.jpg?1)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on August 21, 2013, 03:51:59 PM
Ask Proc. that was the Italian flag, not the Messican one.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: The Watcher on August 21, 2013, 04:03:54 PM
Why is Nixon Italian?

Nobody's perfect.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: HADRIANS PAYWALL on August 22, 2013, 12:40:19 AM
Plus that page is in Portuguese. They don't speak Portuguese in Mexico.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on August 22, 2013, 04:23:27 AM
Must be Brazilian.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on August 22, 2013, 09:25:55 AM
Ask Proc. that was the Italian flag, not the Messican one.

I took out the crest because it obscured Nixon's visage.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on August 22, 2013, 08:50:01 PM
Ask Proc. that was the Italian flag, not the Messican one.

I took out the crest because it obscured Nixon's visage.
-_-
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: internet culture on August 24, 2013, 09:24:09 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/h0nT3l8.jpg)

These two really aren't that bad.  I watched enough of their let's plays while hungover on weekends in college to pick up that they really don't qualify as 'goons.'  And as moderators go, slowbeef is probably the most well-adjusted one of the lot, not that that's saying much.  Pretty sure he has an MBA and a well paying job.

well look at that my first actual post is white-knighting SA definitely setting myself up for success here
I'll back you up on that. Slowbeef is probably one of the most normal and successful mods. He gets a little up his own ass on podcast and looks like a potato but Retsupurae is legit pretty awesome.

Slowbeef is a huge faggot who takes Let's Plays so dead seriously that he writes things like this without a hint of irony because one guy doesn't like him, ironically enough proving the HATER's point http://slowbeef.tumblr.com/post/53496044693/mindcrack-and-me (bonus: more 888 http://slowbeef.tumblr.com/post/41879526522/did-i-start-lets-play). He tries to pretend Retsupurae is just him and Diabetus having a little fun :), but you can tell there is legit bitterness and holier-than-thou smugness behind a 30something year old married man MSTing obscure video game videos that some random kid with 3 subscribers uploaded to his Youtube channel, and that he values his 'status in the LP community' given how defensive and serious he gets over dumb shit.

Also on some podcast he started whining about some guy at an arcade naming his character "rapist" and how the guy's >>>GIRLFRIEND<<< was there and he could NOT. FUCKING. BELIEVE. that she would be okay with such a triggering joke!!! (this isn't what SA told me women act like!!) THIS is why us gamers are not respected!! And of course this is a guy who later joked about an actual, real child who appeared in a video he was riffing on being raped by his uncle, probably not even noticing the irony.

Edit: Also Diabetus wrote a formal apology on his Formspring for having made transsexual jokes back in 2008. But obviously the child rape jokes are totally okay.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Death Camp for Cutie on August 24, 2013, 10:07:05 AM
Normal people who were raped as children probably don't feel the need to make it a part of their personality so they won't unsubscribe for it unlike trannies
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on August 24, 2013, 12:15:12 PM
Those guys really need to kill themselves.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: PUSSY CANCER on August 24, 2013, 01:18:02 PM
Normal people who were raped as children probably don't feel the need to make it a part of their personality so they won't unsubscribe for it unlike trannies
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: bongo bongo on August 25, 2013, 12:31:54 AM
i wonder what he stores in those garbage bag sized pockets on his kevin smith sized shorts
(http://i.imgur.com/4ezGYqU.jpg)
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Post by: Rocket on August 25, 2013, 01:39:51 AM
Why is Ron Jeremy trying to fart?
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Post by: brolonium on August 25, 2013, 02:48:22 AM
Why is Ron Jeremy trying to fart?


Maybe he's trying not to
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Post by: Yankees are Scum on August 25, 2013, 03:06:00 PM
Lowtax looks really goddamn high in that picture even if he's just goofing off.
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Post by: PUSSY CANCER on August 25, 2013, 03:17:59 PM
Why is Ron Jeremy trying to fart?

that's how he gets an erection
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Post by: Death Camp for Cutie on August 25, 2013, 05:09:58 PM
Props to the 'tax for the Venetian Snares tee.
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Post by: I fucking hate goons on August 25, 2013, 05:47:59 PM
this fucking fag goddamn is he disgusting

(http://i.imgur.com/KvEXYk4.jpg)

This bitch with nasty fingernails

(http://i.imgur.com/ErkmPG6.jpg)
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Post by: HondaRider271 on August 25, 2013, 05:53:06 PM
this fucking fag goddamn is he disgusting

(http://i.imgur.com/KvEXYk4.jpg)
Son of a bitch it's Private Pile.
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Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on August 25, 2013, 08:15:06 PM
It's a shaved guy in a bathrobe. I'm not seeing the disgusting part, unless the next picture involved him opening his bathrobe in which case I'll take you at your word.
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Post by: bongo bongo on August 25, 2013, 08:41:37 PM
that bald guy forgot to shave the other side of his head
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Post by: Huffington Post on August 25, 2013, 09:52:49 PM
post the names with pics you goddamn queers
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Post by: SSOUL TRANN on August 25, 2013, 10:17:40 PM
post the names with pics you goddamn queers
yes doxxnet needs hitlist fodder
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Post by: MY FURSONOUNS on August 26, 2013, 12:59:29 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/KvEXYk4.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/QTpZERC.jpg)

He didn't quite pull it off
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Post by: Cismale Shitlord on August 26, 2013, 08:27:37 AM
this fucking fag goddamn is he disgusting
(http://i.imgur.com/KvEXYk4.jpg)

He just looks like an average overweight guy.

Except whatever the fuck is going on with the side of his head, which I am curious about
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Post by: Rocket on August 26, 2013, 09:12:06 AM
He is of the current crop of goons; therefore, disgusting.
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Post by: BubbaCat on August 26, 2013, 12:00:18 PM
It's a shaved guy in a bathrobe. I'm not seeing the disgusting part, unless the next picture involved him opening his bathrobe in which case I'll take you at your word.

Yeah and at least he is outside getting exercise.
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Post by: Rocket on August 26, 2013, 12:54:19 PM
It's a shaved guy in a bathrobe. I'm not seeing the disgusting part, unless the next picture involved him opening his bathrobe in which case I'll take you at your word.

Yeah and at least he is outside getting exercise.
I know what you are doing and you are a poop person.
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Post by: PUSSY CANCER on August 26, 2013, 02:48:31 PM
that's the face of a male feminist
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Post by: BubbaCat on August 26, 2013, 02:53:07 PM
It's a shaved guy in a bathrobe. I'm not seeing the disgusting part, unless the next picture involved him opening his bathrobe in which case I'll take you at your word.

Yeah and at least he is outside getting exercise.
I know what you are doing and you are a poop person.

You have gifted us with two inside jokes.  Toaster and going outside.  That is twice as many as I have gifted.  Feel proud.
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Post by: whatthedickesisthis on September 03, 2013, 01:10:09 PM
No idea where to post shitpeopletalkaboutgoons.txt so here we go.

Overheard on escalator, 2 pairs of nice boobs "below" me were discussing boys.

"So I told him, yeah Michael, wonder why I don't wanna go out with you. Oh, maybe it's because you are fat stupid smelly hairy douchebag who plays dota" 

I laffed :allears:
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Post by: I fucking hate goons on September 03, 2013, 11:24:41 PM
What the fuck is the deal with this Kraus faggot in PYF Post your pic? Why does everyone love him? why does he write notes on cards? Jesus christ.

One of the girls in that thread is super hot though.
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Post by: Huffington Post on September 04, 2013, 01:48:00 AM
One of the girls in that thread is super hot though.

post a pic don't make me go looking for it you mother fucker
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Post by: Ghostse on September 04, 2013, 02:12:36 AM
One of the girls in that thread is super hot though.

post a pic don't make me go looking for it you mother fucker
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Post by: I fucking hate goons on September 04, 2013, 10:09:41 AM
Sorry bros

(http://i.imgur.com/GGDLG4k.jpg)

I think this girl is hot.
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Post by: BubbaCat on September 04, 2013, 11:25:33 AM
Negative.  Marginal at best.  :myecred:

If measured against pirates, then yes, hot.
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Post by: 40k Scrotal Sacks on September 04, 2013, 11:26:38 AM
Forecast says hot and wet with a high chance of crazy.
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Post by: Autistic Yankee on September 04, 2013, 12:13:04 PM
Sorry bros

(http://i.imgur.com/GGDLG4k.jpg)

I think this girl is hot.

Can't see possible arm fat.   I remain skeptical.
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Post by: Autistic Yankee on September 04, 2013, 12:24:35 PM
No idea where to post shitpeopletalkaboutgoons.txt so here we go.

Overheard on escalator, 2 pairs of nice boobs "below" me were discussing boys.

"So I told him, yeah Michael, wonder why I don't wanna go out with you. Oh, maybe it's because you are fat stupid smelly hairy douchebag who plays dota" 

I laffed :allears:

LoLs.  I got a good one.  Here is a conversation I had with my girlfriend the other day.

 :judy: "So they hired this new guy at my work.  He's really really smart but a little bit... weird"
 :putin: "Oh yeah?  How do you know he's smart?"
 :judy: "Well, he knows lots about computers.  He's always helping everyone out with computer problems"
 :putin:"What makes him weird?"
 :judy: "Well he's always playing with these little card things that have like dragons and unicorns on them.  It's kinda strange.  He also has this aura about him that's just a little bit.... creepy"
 :putin: "Is he fat?"
 :judy: "YES!  How did you know?"
 :putin: "Does he have a beard?"
  :judy:"YES!"
 :putin: "Is it gross and scraggly and unkempt?"
 :judy: "Oh my god, how did you know that?  Do you know him?" 
 :putin:  :smug:  "Let's just say I know the type"
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Post by: Aran on September 04, 2013, 01:36:34 PM
Sorry bros

(http://i.imgur.com/GGDLG4k.jpg)

I think this girl is hot.
Yeah, she's cute. Adorable bird, too.
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Post by: Rape Artist on September 04, 2013, 02:36:25 PM
Sorry bros

(http://i.imgur.com/GGDLG4k.jpg)

I think this girl is hot.

Can't see possible arm fat.   I remain skeptical.

Are you new or something? This is a classic Myspace angle. If she wasn't a fattie she'd show more than her face with neck fat stretch out by cocking her head to the side.

(http://i.imgur.com/sNVmrIn.png)
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Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on September 04, 2013, 03:27:13 PM
the lame photoshop filter thrown over the top of it makes me skeptical as well
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Post by: I fucking hate goons on September 04, 2013, 03:37:54 PM
Wow you guys are right I didn't think of myspace angle. I guess she could be a fatty. Hmm.
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Post by: Huffington Post on September 04, 2013, 04:17:46 PM
Wow you guys are right I didn't think of myspace angle. I guess she could be a fatty. Hmm.

Probably fat but I'd probably still hit it.
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Post by: Stroker Ace on September 04, 2013, 05:04:57 PM
A proud member of SS fucking a lowly goon is the worst kind of miscegenation
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Post by: Aran on September 04, 2013, 05:33:40 PM
My fiancee is a goon and not on SS
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Post by: Danger-Weiner on September 04, 2013, 05:41:51 PM
My fiancee is a goon and not on SS

the couple that posts together...
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Post by: PUSSY CANCER on September 04, 2013, 06:03:13 PM
My fiancee is a goon and not on SS

Sever
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Post by: Aran on September 04, 2013, 06:04:04 PM
My fiancee is a goon and not on SS

Sever

We're getting married on Friday.
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Post by: I fucking hate goons on September 04, 2013, 06:11:06 PM
My fiancee is a goon and not on SS

Sever

We're getting married on Friday.

What you gonna do when she tells you that she wants to grow a dick?
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Post by: Aran on September 04, 2013, 06:17:15 PM
My fiancee is a goon and not on SS

Sever

We're getting married on Friday.

What you gonna do when she tells you that she wants to grow a dick?

Wake up from your weird fantasy
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Post by: brolonium on September 04, 2013, 09:01:56 PM
Sorry bros

(http://i.imgur.com/GGDLG4k.jpg)

I think this girl is hot.


Late to the party, but I would probably stick it in her. 


I might regret it when I sobered up though.
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Post by: brolonium on September 04, 2013, 09:06:55 PM
No idea where to post shitpeopletalkaboutgoons.txt so here we go.

Overheard on escalator, 2 pairs of nice boobs "below" me were discussing boys.

"So I told him, yeah Michael, wonder why I don't wanna go out with you. Oh, maybe it's because you are fat stupid smelly hairy douchebag who plays dota" 

I laffed :allears:

LoLs.  I got a good one.  Here is a conversation I had with my girlfriend the other day.

 :judy: "So they hired this new guy at my work.  He's really really smart but a little bit... weird"
 :putin: "Oh yeah?  How do you know he's smart?"
 :judy: "Well, he knows lots about computers.  He's always helping everyone out with computer problems"
 :putin: "What makes him weird?"
 :judy: "Well he's always playing with these little card things that have like dragons and unicorns on them.  It's kinda strange.  He also has this aura about him that's just a little bit.... creepy"
 :putin: "Is he fat?"
 :judy: "YES!  How did you know?"
 :putin: "Does he have a beard?"
  :judy: "YES!"
 :putin: "Is it gross and scraggly and unkempt?"
 :judy: "Oh my god, how did you know that?  Do you know him?" 
 :putin: :smug:  "Let's just say I know the type"


Your conversation made me laugh so thanks for that.


Also what is it with knowing about computers making you "smart" ??  It's rote learning a few simple things and repeating them.  That's the reason I left the IT world - everything is on rails.  You apply these rubber-stamp solutions and that's it.  It's not smart at all.
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Post by: Huffington Post on September 04, 2013, 09:15:24 PM
Sorry bros

(http://i.imgur.com/GGDLG4k.jpg)

I think this girl is hot.


Late to the party, but I would probably stick it in her. 


I might regret it when I sobered up though.

More like you'd regret it when she sobered up and sent the cops a-knocking.

E/N Bullshit > I was LITERALLY RAPED by a permabanned pantsshitter
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Post by: brolonium on September 04, 2013, 09:18:53 PM
Never give them your real name, never take them home :nixon:
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Post by: superbuffcat on September 04, 2013, 10:39:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/GGDLG4k.jpg)

What is it with crazy chicks and the Ankh?  I didn't even need to know she's a goon to know shes nuts; that shitty necklace tells all.
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Post by: Stroker Ace on September 04, 2013, 10:57:29 PM
My fiancee is a goon and not on SS

your future children will be riddled with sad brain and come predisposed to obesity, asperger's and video games
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Post by: Aran on September 04, 2013, 11:24:48 PM
My fiancee is a goon and not on SS

your future children will be riddled with sad brain and come predisposed to obesity, asperger's and video games

Fortunately we aren't having any
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Post by: I fucking hate goons on September 04, 2013, 11:28:37 PM
My fiancee is a goon and not on SS

your future children will be riddled with sad brain and come predisposed to obesity, asperger's and video games

Fortunately we aren't having any

LMAO thats what every poor bastard says... good luck, Aran, you goon, I truly believe in you... for the moment.
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Post by: rape priviledge on September 04, 2013, 11:30:32 PM
My fiancee is a goon and not on SS

your future children will be riddled with sad brain and come predisposed to obesity, asperger's and video games

Fortunately we aren't having any

You might as well marry a troon then
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Post by: Danger-Weiner on September 05, 2013, 03:23:21 AM
people who keep birds and reptiles are fucking weird

these are notpets for normal people
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Post by: Morty Doom on September 05, 2013, 03:46:34 AM
people who keep birds and reptiles are fucking weird

these are notpets for normal people
Yea, reptiles I can almost excuse, they're shitty pets for weirdos, but they don't make any noise. Birds however, are constant noise factories and you have to be a complete insane masochist to ever want to share a house with the ever chirping fucks.


I don't even have anything funny to say about it, I just checked the thread, saw this, and cracked the fuck up. Peak goon power-couple.

Quote from: BrooklynBruiser" post="419091196
Me and my girlfriend. :3:

(http://i.imgur.com/6IXvC3i.jpg)
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Post by: As a white male I on September 05, 2013, 04:43:11 AM
Sorry bros

(http://i.imgur.com/GGDLG4k.jpg)

I think this girl is hot.


Late to the party, but I would probably stick it in her. 

Don't stick your dick in crazy.
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Post by: Aran on September 05, 2013, 09:11:47 AM
people who keep birds and reptiles are fucking weird

these are notpets for normal people
I have a bird and a snake...
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Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on September 05, 2013, 11:56:32 AM
people who keep birds and reptiles are fucking weird

these are notpets for normal people
I have a bird and a snake...
First, that's not a polite way to call your fiancée, second, I'm pretty sure you're not endowed enough to refer to it as a 'snake'.
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Post by: Autistic Yankee on September 05, 2013, 12:36:00 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/GGDLG4k.jpg)

What is it with crazy chicks and the Ankh?  I didn't even need to know she's a goon to know shes nuts; that shitty necklace tells all.

Not just the Ankh, look at the tattoo too.   Those kind of things, combined with "non-standard piercings" are good warning signs of crazy.
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Post by: Danger-Weiner on September 05, 2013, 01:24:04 PM
the flower in the hair is enough on its own to send me running head first into her crazy hole
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Post by: Danger-Weiner on September 05, 2013, 01:24:27 PM
I have a bird and a snake...
First, that's not a polite way to call your fiancée, second, I'm pretty sure you're not endowed enough to refer to it as a 'snake'.

lol
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Post by: unprivsplain on September 05, 2013, 02:25:21 PM
Bird people are always crazy, everything else just adds to it.
people who keep birds and reptiles are fucking weird

these are notpets for normal people
Yea, reptiles I can almost excuse, they're shitty pets for weirdos, but they don't make any noise. Birds however, are constant noise factories and you have to be a complete insane masochist to ever want to share a house with the ever chirping fucks.


I don't even have anything funny to say about it, I just checked the thread, saw this, and cracked the fuck up. Peak goon power-couple.

Quote from: BrooklynBruiser" post="419091196
Me and my girlfriend. :3:

(http://i.imgur.com/6IXvC3i.jpg)
Isn't that pancake goon? He was in one of my classes in college.
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Post by: Rape Artist on September 05, 2013, 03:14:40 PM
That totally unattractive girl is WAY out of his league
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Post by: Autistic Yankee on September 05, 2013, 03:19:16 PM
That totally unattractive girl is WAY out of his league

Which one is the girl?
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Post by: Black Gardener on September 05, 2013, 03:26:08 PM
That totally unattractive girl is WAY out of his league

Which one is the girl?

Good point.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Stroker Ace on September 05, 2013, 04:46:33 PM
Quote from: Stairs" post="419099425
Not to sound like one of "those" people, but I think I know your GF. Does her name start with J and has she ever lived in NY?

Some pics of me:

Me about three years ago, age 31, in my "forgot redheads who dye their hair black look like shit" phase. Also pictured is my sister.
(http://i.imgur.com/zF09MYMl.jpg)

female(?) Tommy Wiseau and her sister White Trasha, Queen of Mt. Dew and Menthols

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Post by: deeply jewish kind of pervert on September 05, 2013, 05:06:27 PM
Quote from: BrooklynBruiser" post="419091196
Me and my girlfriend. :3:

(http://i.imgur.com/6IXvC3i.jpg)

nigga looks like a turd in a shirt
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Post by: Rocket on September 05, 2013, 06:45:39 PM
That is probably the best picture Bird Girl has. MySpace angle, etc.
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Post by: Aran on September 05, 2013, 08:23:50 PM
:goonsay:
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Post by: BubbaCat on September 06, 2013, 10:26:07 AM
:goonsay:
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Post by: Stroker Ace on September 06, 2013, 05:49:57 PM
Quote from: Stool Sample" post="419190222
aanndd...a recent one.

(http://i.imgur.com/KNdU2Ydl.jpg)

edit: whoops, broke a table!


oy vey!
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Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on September 06, 2013, 06:04:50 PM
Elena Kagan's daughter?
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Post by: Aran on September 06, 2013, 06:10:20 PM
Appropriate username.
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Post by: deeply jewish kind of pervert on September 06, 2013, 06:24:01 PM
fedoras are Okay if you're a girl
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Post by: Aran on September 06, 2013, 06:33:27 PM
fedoras are Okay if you're a girl
:lolno:
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Post by: SSOUL TRANN on September 06, 2013, 06:35:29 PM
fedoras are Okay if you're a girl
If its 1984 and you're at a Duran Duran concert
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on September 06, 2013, 06:43:55 PM
Fedoras are never going to be socially acceptable again. And I say this with some sadness, since I am a :draper: fanboy and love that style. But they won't be mainstream ever again, because hats are not mainstream. Hats are just not as popular as they were 50-100 years ago, and probably won't be again. A lot of guys where baseball caps, but if you really look at a crowd they aren't the majority. And they certainly aren't formal or business attire.

Now the only people who wear fedoras are tryhards who want to be different. As long as they have that status, they will never be really socially acceptable. 100 years ago you were totally swag if you had a hat and a walking stick. Nowadays you might as well be wearing a meat dress like Lady Gaga if you try and pull that off. It sucks, because personally I would love it, but as Clint says,
:clint:: "A man has got to know his limitations."
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Post by: deeply jewish kind of pervert on September 06, 2013, 06:50:23 PM
oh no don't get me wrong fedoras are horrible, but it's hilarious seeing a goonette rocking one when it's like the official symbol of internet MRAs
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Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on September 06, 2013, 07:01:50 PM
Fedoras are never going to be socially acceptable again. And I say this with some sadness, since I am a :draper: fanboy and love that style. But they won't be mainstream ever again, because hats are not mainstream. Hats are just not as popular as they were 50-100 years ago, and probably won't be again. A lot of guys where baseball caps, but if you really look at a crowd they aren't the majority. And they certainly aren't formal or business attire.

Now the only people who wear fedoras are tryhards who want to be different. As long as they have that status, they will never be really socially acceptable. 100 years ago you were totally swag if you had a hat and a walking stick. Nowadays you might as well be wearing a meat dress like Lady Gaga if you try and pull that off. It sucks, because personally I would love it, but as Clint says,
:clint:: "A man has got to know his limitations."
Fashion is way too unpredictable to talk like that. eg '90s clothes look absurd and retarded to us, but they would have looked even more absurd and retarded to people in the '70s, and let's not even talk about what '50s folks would have said about the '70s. If the fedora becomes the height of fashion circa 2030 it won't even count as mildly odd.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: FALSE FLAG POSTING EVENT on September 06, 2013, 09:27:57 PM

Quote from: Stool Sample" post="419190222
aanndd...a recent one.

(http://i.imgur.com/KNdU2Ydl.jpg)

edit: whoops, broke a table!

And a couple of chairs!
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on September 06, 2013, 10:59:05 PM
Fedoras are never going to be socially acceptable again. And I say this with some sadness, since I am a :draper: fanboy and love that style. But they won't be mainstream ever again, because hats are not mainstream. Hats are just not as popular as they were 50-100 years ago, and probably won't be again. A lot of guys where baseball caps, but if you really look at a crowd they aren't the majority. And they certainly aren't formal or business attire.

Now the only people who wear fedoras are tryhards who want to be different. As long as they have that status, they will never be really socially acceptable. 100 years ago you were totally swag if you had a hat and a walking stick. Nowadays you might as well be wearing a meat dress like Lady Gaga if you try and pull that off. It sucks, because personally I would love it, but as Clint says,
:clint:: "A man has got to know his limitations."
Fashion is way too unpredictable to talk like that. eg '90s clothes look absurd and retarded to us, but they would have looked even more absurd and retarded to people in the '70s, and let's not even talk about what '50s folks would have said about the '70s. If the fedora becomes the height of fashion circa 2030 it won't even count as mildly odd.

A lot of 90s clothes still would look normal today, except for fad shit and stuff teens wore. Also almost all 70s fashions are considered objectively bad by any other decade.

Why yes, I am in my late 30s, why do you ask?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: I fucking hate goons on September 07, 2013, 05:46:04 AM
Quote from: Stool Sample" post="419190222
aanndd...a recent one.

(http://i.imgur.com/KNdU2Ydl.jpg)

edit: whoops, broke a table!


oy vey!

holy shit
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brolonium on September 07, 2013, 08:46:41 AM
Quote from: Stool Sample" post="419190222
aanndd...a recent one.

(http://i.imgur.com/KNdU2Ydl.jpg)

edit: whoops, broke a table!


oy vey!

holy shit


This bitch will peck you you to death
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Post by: Death Camp for Cutie on September 07, 2013, 08:48:31 AM
I love Justin Timberlake and his is incredibly handsome with a fedora but you need just the right body type for it.
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Post by: Black Gardener on September 07, 2013, 10:14:32 AM
I love Justin Timberlake and his is incredibly handsome with a fedora but you need just the right body type for it.

Aka not 300 lbs and horny.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on September 07, 2013, 11:50:57 AM
I love Justin Timberlake and his is incredibly handsome with a fedora but you need just the right body type for it.

Aka not 300 lbs and horny.
By that you mean the horn on her face.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on September 07, 2013, 12:13:12 PM
Quote from: Stool Sample" post="419190222
aanndd...a recent one.

(http://i.imgur.com/KNdU2Ydl.jpg)

edit: whoops, broke a table!


oy vey!

jenny 5aces
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: TRIGGER WARNING on September 07, 2013, 05:20:24 PM
Sorry bros

(http://i.imgur.com/GGDLG4k.jpg)

I think this girl is hot.

i'd put it in her butt and the girl's pretty hot too
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: PhilthyPhil on September 07, 2013, 07:01:10 PM
I love Justin Timberlake and his is incredibly handsome with a fedora but you need just the right body type for it.

Aka not 300 lbs and horny.
By that you mean the horn on her face.

:noice:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on September 07, 2013, 10:06:56 PM
Quote from: Stool Sample" post="419190222
aanndd...a recent one.

(http://i.imgur.com/KNdU2Ydl.jpg)

edit: whoops, broke a table!


oy vey!

jenny 5aces
Awesome.


And Jenny 5Aces is Bird Girl, right?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on September 09, 2013, 01:30:17 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/O0lwuEB.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on September 09, 2013, 01:34:25 PM
hello pretty ladies please to be taking ride in bat car???
(http://i.imgur.com/ZGvlFyT.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Autistic Yankee on September 09, 2013, 01:37:59 PM
more like fat car  :dubya:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: deeply jewish kind of pervert on September 09, 2013, 02:21:09 PM
the curry knight rises
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on September 09, 2013, 02:32:12 PM
stinkmobile
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Big Duck Equals Goose on September 10, 2013, 09:02:41 PM
Quote
(http://i.imgur.com/GGDLG4k.jpg)

Never fuck anyone who has a ankh anything.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on September 10, 2013, 10:52:56 PM
Quote
(http://i.imgur.com/GGDLG4k.jpg)

Never fuck anyone who has a ankh anything.

true dat.

and i never saw anyone use myspace angles to hide their nose.  dat jewess honker
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Space Faggot on September 11, 2013, 07:16:33 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/O0lwuEB.jpg)

Haha Nilbog Resident. Classic goon.

He used to post in the YLLS general fitness thread all the time. Somebody gave him an avatar of his face with "me irl, tell me to work out with my ninja dad" or something. He did talk about his father knowing ninjitsu at some point I guess.

After the avatar, nobody really paid any attention to what he said about lifting. Though that general fitness thread is horrible anyway. Shine lost all cred for me when I realized he hates bench pressing for some stupid faggot reason.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: unprivsplain on September 11, 2013, 07:55:09 AM
Goons hate bench pressing because they could never crack 150lbs. It was the most common thing ever a few years ago to see someone saying they squat 350lbs, deadlift 450, and bench 140.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brolonium on September 11, 2013, 08:16:37 AM
Goons hate bench pressing because they could never crack 150lbs. It was the most common thing ever a few years ago to see someone saying they squat 350lbs, deadlift 450, and bench 140.


Massive treetunk legs, spindly arms :stare:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: MexicanKetchup on September 11, 2013, 11:41:18 AM
Goons hate bench pressing because they could never crack 150lbs. It was the most common thing ever a few years ago to see someone saying they squat 350lbs, deadlift 450, and bench 140.

Most goons deadlift 450 every time the struggle up from their office chairs. They can only do one rep, though.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on September 11, 2013, 01:24:44 PM
Goons hate bench pressing because they could never crack 150lbs. It was the most common thing ever a few years ago to see someone saying they squat 350lbs, deadlift 450, and bench 140.

Most goons deadlift 450 every time the struggle up from their office chairs. They can only do one rep, though.
But they so lots of sits.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brolonium on September 11, 2013, 09:12:40 PM
No way is bird girl the one with the huge nose :stare:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on September 11, 2013, 11:57:29 PM
No way is bird girl the one with the huge nose :stare:

apparently not.  well, not the same username

my bad.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: bongo bongo on September 14, 2013, 11:42:36 PM
Sorry bros

(http://i.imgur.com/GGDLG4k.jpg)

I think this girl is hot.

I think she used the airbrush tool in photoshop. but yeah she seems pretty deece if u like chicks who try to emulate characters from comic books irl (death from sandman for you less goonier users) :allears:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on September 15, 2013, 09:32:43 AM
Death didn't have a fuckin' parrot  :depressedlesbian:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brolonium on September 15, 2013, 09:35:55 AM
Death didn't have a fuckin' parrot  :depressedlesbian:


I like parrots, I'd still ruin her.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on September 15, 2013, 09:59:46 AM
Death didn't have a fuckin' parrot  :depressedlesbian:


I like parrots, I'd still ruin her.

just don't feed the parrot any raisins
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fiesta Cat Was Framed on September 15, 2013, 10:44:04 PM
I like parrots, I'd still ruin her.
just don't feed the parrot any raisins

or leave the parrot cage near any heaters
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Mullah Omar on September 20, 2013, 07:57:16 AM
Quote from: Illuyankas" post="419566446
Too many handsome goons? Let me fix that:

(http://i.imgur.com/x94MA6H.jpg)

(A photographer friend edited a picture he took of me being best man for the second time in a week last year, sadly no amount of Photoshop could make that suit fit well)

(That is also my sixth champagne glass before noon, I regretted nothing)

Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: I fucking hate goons on September 20, 2013, 08:02:08 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/CQnL2Wz.jpg)

This tranny posts every other post in the Post your Pic thread. And it's always make the same exact fucking face. The same expression like this.

(http://i.imgur.com/6TCm2Gy.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/4UtSAs7.jpg)

You fucking faggot stop doing that with your mouth.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: 40k Scrotal Sacks on September 20, 2013, 10:45:40 AM
What kind of tranny are we talking here, because that is just some twink dude.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brolonium on September 20, 2013, 11:28:42 AM
What kind of tranny are we talking here, because that is just some twink dude.


He was an army dude :coolmad:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on September 20, 2013, 03:30:55 PM
You fucking faggot stop doing that with your mouth.
Aww, don't pick on it, it had a stroke.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on September 28, 2013, 01:11:46 PM
cruzin' the Post Your Pic thread and saw this. It's too good not to share:

(http://i.imgur.com/KEtHAoF.jpg)

TFFgoon.jpg

Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on September 29, 2013, 01:36:51 AM
cruzin' the Post Your Pic thread and saw this. It's too good not to share:

(http://i.imgur.com/KEtHAoF.jpg)

TFFgoon.jpg
One Size Fits Everyone Else
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Harry D Greek on September 29, 2013, 02:52:50 AM
cruzin' the Post Your Pic thread and saw this. It's too good not to share:

(http://i.imgur.com/KEtHAoF.jpg)

TFFgoon.jpg

homeboy's smiling 'cuz he thinks the huge chunk of cheese is real
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on September 29, 2013, 04:51:50 AM
Is that some kinda instagram filter to squash all facial features into  the center of an otherwise enormous skull?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Harry D Greek on September 29, 2013, 03:07:26 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/zf2Oq7c.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on September 29, 2013, 03:49:45 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/zf2Oq7c.jpg)

Credit where it's due he's trying. The suit needs to be tailored a bit and there's no way a cane will ever be non-gay for anybody without a legit medical need (or an old guy). The hat, well, it's not a fedora, but he'd be better off without it. And the pipe is tough--you gotta know that you will look like you're a walking affectation with one, so you have to be prepared to take your dressing down a notch to compensate.

Have the sleeves tailored and get rid of the cane and either the pipe or hat (and the :smug: expression) and this guy would be a normal, well dressed fat fuck.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Aran on September 29, 2013, 03:53:12 PM
Being a fat goon, the cane may be legit.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brolonium on September 29, 2013, 07:34:09 PM
Plus his blazer is a bit too tight around the chest and his pocket square doesn't really compliment his shirt & tie at all.  If hs tie had a bit more gold in it, I'd give it a pass though.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on September 29, 2013, 07:53:34 PM
The huge 1995 glasses are still inexcusable though.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brolonium on September 29, 2013, 08:06:10 PM
The huge 1995 glasses are still inexcusable though.


I dunno those wire frames sort of work with that getup.  What else would you have him in?  Some big ol' black plastic  hipster frames?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: deeply jewish kind of pervert on September 29, 2013, 08:27:07 PM
yeah with some tweaks dude wouldn't be looking too bad. fat asses who can make a suit work for them always look p boss.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Big Duck Equals Goose on September 29, 2013, 08:29:40 PM
Non-passing troon, TerraGoetia

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1268786_221114954722953_1253851155_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Stroker Ace on September 29, 2013, 08:56:59 PM
Non-passing troon, TerraGoetia

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1268786_221114954722953_1253851155_o.jpg)

(http://i980.photobucket.com/albums/ae283/LuvinRuck/Alan%20Ruck/ferrisbueller6.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on September 29, 2013, 11:22:45 PM
The huge 1995 glasses are still inexcusable though.


I dunno those wire frames sort of work with that getup.  What else would you have him in?  Some big ol' black plastic  hipster frames?

Agreed. Or he would have modern frames that are too small. Tiny glasses on a fat dude don't work.

And pol, I was going to say something about the pocket square but I think there are some fashion exceptions for where you can get away with not matching. Me? I always match my square to my tie (or my square to my shirt especially if not wearing a tie) but the more fashion adventurous can break some of this rules without being a total fag.

I mean, you could nitpick about the dark shirt or sweater vest but overall he's on the right track. :draper: taught me less is more and you can rock a grey suit, white shirt, black tie and neat white square and still look more boss then peacocking with a shiny 3 piece suit, loud tie, huge pocket square, two tone shoes, pocket watch, fedora, etc.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: reactionary on September 30, 2013, 04:41:15 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/zf2Oq7c.jpg)

Credit where it's due he's trying. The suit needs to be tailored a bit and there's no way a cane will ever be non-gay for anybody without a legit medical need (or an old guy). The hat, well, it's not a fedora, but he'd be better off without it. And the pipe is tough--you gotta know that you will look like you're a walking affectation with one, so you have to be prepared to take your dressing down a notch to compensate.

Have the sleeves tailored and get rid of the cane and either the pipe or hat (and the :smug: expression) and this guy would be a normal, well dressed fat fuck.
nonono, the biggest mistake is the black shirt, why the hell do people insist on wearing dark shirts with suits?? blazer somewhat mitigates it but still, light colors for the shirt

edit: nevermind you mentioned it later
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on September 30, 2013, 08:50:56 AM
The reason why I say the dark shirt might be ok is we don't know if that's a suit or just a sportcoat. If you wear a dark shirt with a suit you look like a wannabe mafia guy or a high school kid trying to look cool. But I'll wear a dark shirt, no tie, with a sportcoat.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: I fucking hate goons on September 30, 2013, 10:21:16 AM
Holy shit shut the fuck up you fucking cocksuckers.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Soup Her Pooper on September 30, 2013, 10:47:42 AM
I want this guy to do the "Hellllloooooooooo" gag from seinfeld
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brolonium on September 30, 2013, 10:49:00 AM
The huge 1995 glasses are still inexcusable though.


I dunno those wire frames sort of work with that getup.  What else would you have him in?  Some big ol' black plastic  hipster frames?

Agreed. Or he would have modern frames that are too small. Tiny glasses on a fat dude don't work.

And pol, I was going to say something about the pocket square but I think there are some fashion exceptions for where you can get away with not matching. Me? I always match my square to my tie (or my square to my shirt especially if not wearing a tie) but the more fashion adventurous can break some of this rules without being a total fag.

I mean, you could nitpick about the dark shirt or sweater vest but overall he's on the right track. :draper: taught me less is more and you can rock a grey suit, white shirt, black tie and neat white square and still look more boss then peacocking with a shiny 3 piece suit, loud tie, huge pocket square, two tone shoes, pocket watch, fedora, etc.


I would say they don't have to match (shirt, tie, pocket square) but they have to compliment each other.  Like, if there was a bit more of that gold colour in his tie, I would say spot on.  If you get a shirt that matches your tie then you look like a Sky Sports presenter or someone who buys their shirts and ties together in plastic packs from the supermarket.


(all this from a guy who wears tshirt and jeans every day of the year)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on September 30, 2013, 11:57:09 AM
The huge 1995 glasses are still inexcusable though.


I dunno those wire frames sort of work with that getup.  What else would you have him in?  Some big ol' black plastic  hipster frames?

Agreed. Or he would have modern frames that are too small. Tiny glasses on a fat dude don't work.

And pol, I was going to say something about the pocket square but I think there are some fashion exceptions for where you can get away with not matching. Me? I always match my square to my tie (or my square to my shirt especially if not wearing a tie) but the more fashion adventurous can break some of this rules without being a total fag.

I mean, you could nitpick about the dark shirt or sweater vest but overall he's on the right track. :draper: taught me less is more and you can rock a grey suit, white shirt, black tie and neat white square and still look more boss then peacocking with a shiny 3 piece suit, loud tie, huge pocket square, two tone shoes, pocket watch, fedora, etc.


I would say they don't have to match (shirt, tie, pocket square) but they have to compliment each other.  Like, if there was a bit more of that gold colour in his tie, I would say spot on.  If you get a shirt that matches your tie then you look like a Sky Sports presenter or someone who buys their shirts and ties together in plastic packs from the supermarket.


(all this from a guy who wears tshirt and jeans every day of the year)
Wassup t/jeans buddy!
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Aran on September 30, 2013, 01:14:57 PM
Why don't you guys just suck the dude's dick already
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: marlon perkins on October 01, 2013, 02:16:27 AM
I Ruin The Internet - Volume Spaceghetto:

http://spaceghetto.us/?q=content/autism-general#new

(I am not the OP of that thread)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brolonium on October 01, 2013, 08:15:39 AM
The picture behind the stovepipe is almost as good as the GQ and grey goose strategically placed props
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on October 01, 2013, 08:46:29 AM
Don't forget how the shirt stain is replicated in the mspaint image along with the cat between the legs and the scrotum tie  :allears:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brolonium on October 01, 2013, 08:54:15 AM
I like all those things too, but the grey goose on the stove, blocking the picture really sets the scene for me
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brolonium on October 01, 2013, 08:57:43 AM
BRRRPP BEEEP BOOOOP WE HAVE OBSERVED THE HUMANS DECORATING THEIR HABITAT. BEEP BEEP PLACE ADDITIONAL PIGMENTED CANVAS REPRESENTATION HERE EQUIDISTANT FROM THE EDGE OF HABITAT WALLS BRRPP BEEP BOOP
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Death Camp for Cutie on October 01, 2013, 09:11:43 AM
Tie with a polo shirt jfc
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on October 01, 2013, 09:12:56 AM
Requesting classic hypnotic watch and weight youtubes
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Spazzard on October 01, 2013, 08:21:59 PM
Requesting classic hypnotic watch and weight youtubes

How about this instead?
(http://i41.tinypic.com/2lw0q3c.png)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on October 01, 2013, 11:36:45 PM
jfc, that's splendid.  smirkin' joe, indeed  :joe:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Spazzard on October 03, 2013, 06:30:42 AM
(http://i43.tinypic.com/abgs9h.jpg)

"Heeeey Watch & Weight, Come play with us!"
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: America's Most Trusted News Source on October 03, 2013, 06:54:35 AM
Requesting classic hypnotic watch and weight youtubes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icwgIO82uPQ
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on October 03, 2013, 07:03:34 AM
(http://i43.tinypic.com/abgs9h.jpg)

"Heeeey Watch & Weight, Come play with us!"

(http://i.imgur.com/VMmIYRQ.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Spazzard on October 03, 2013, 07:20:28 AM
Jerry's GAP year.

(http://i43.tinypic.com/11maozk.png)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Black Gardener on October 03, 2013, 08:45:39 AM
Reminder that Spazzard EARNED his artist badge.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Spazzard on October 03, 2013, 09:04:16 AM
Reminder that Spazzard EARNED his artist badge.
:unparsons:

Here's one just for you:

(http://i43.tinypic.com/2dribde.png)

Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Black Gardener on October 04, 2013, 08:25:00 AM
 :obama:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Autistic Yankee on October 04, 2013, 10:21:09 AM
(http://imagedump.entensity.net/1013/21.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Stroker Ace on October 16, 2013, 11:38:45 PM
Quote from: Woodhouse" post="420604645
Its my birthday, just woke up and starting the day off right. :cheers:


(http://i.imgur.com/O6025j6.jpg?1)

irl anime goon owns
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brolonium on October 17, 2013, 10:48:14 AM
:razor: you shouldn't be drinking that sort of thing directly from the bottle.  You're losing half the reason to buy good beer: the aroma.

If you want to drink straight from the bottle then buy some cheap shit that doesn't matter so long as it's cold.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on October 17, 2013, 06:49:27 PM
Hoegarden should be drunk from a pint glass or larger
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Death Camp for Cutie on October 17, 2013, 08:12:09 PM
wanna see the pic of him crying anime waterfalls once he finishes the bottle with a mouthful of yeast
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: bongo bongo on October 17, 2013, 09:32:41 PM
Goon making epic beer fail, stupid mother fucker...  :facepalm: :adam: :jesse:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on October 18, 2013, 12:50:48 AM
wait, you expected a goon to be able to properly enjoy anything labelled as "white"?  how cute
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Harry D Greek on October 21, 2013, 08:07:14 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/OuvnZST.png)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: PrivilegeChecked on October 21, 2013, 09:06:45 PM
Shouldn't be too long before that faggot pops back up over here then.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on October 22, 2013, 12:02:29 AM
Shouldn't be too long before that faggot pops back up over here then.

Guess what...
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: 40k Scrotal Sacks on October 22, 2013, 02:32:13 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/OuvnZST.png)

 :stewart: :stewart: :stewart:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on October 22, 2013, 05:09:32 AM
fukkin lawl
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: BubbaCat on October 22, 2013, 02:25:28 PM
Why is this funny?  We saw it months ago.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: White Power Superhero on October 22, 2013, 06:58:03 PM
Quote from: Jet Set Jettison" post="420809938
I just don't get why people would make a forum dedicated to a forum that you can't post in.

Can't you file a cease and desist or something legally binding to get rid of them?

THESE INTERNET MEANIES ARE SAYING THINGS  :ultlibrage: CAN'T YOU GET THEM OFF THE INTERNET  :ultlibrage: ;-;
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Launchpad McQuack on October 24, 2013, 12:15:39 AM
Fistgrrl did not age well.

(http://i.imgur.com/wXKdqwB.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on October 24, 2013, 12:32:28 AM
haha new york times bestselling author elpinto "zach parsons" grande has sex with that
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: marlon perkins on October 24, 2013, 12:34:32 AM
How far down her gut do you think those tits go?  Can she clean her bellybutton with a nipple?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: MY FURSONOUNS on October 24, 2013, 12:37:06 AM
didnt age well?  nigga that shit was undrinkable at distillation
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: marlon perkins on October 24, 2013, 12:44:04 AM
didnt age well?  nigga that shit was undrinkable at distillation

There's no "World's Most Interesting Man" emot or else I'd use it.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: raspberry marshmellow on October 24, 2013, 12:52:59 AM
This is gross.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Launchpad McQuack on October 24, 2013, 01:40:17 AM
I don't know, it's the first result for her name. I'd feel bad posting it, but I remember she ran around culling info on people when she was a bigger part of SA. I assume it's her. Looks the same, just fatter and more run down.
 
http://bit.ly/16uF4Ya
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: raspberry marshmellow on October 24, 2013, 01:45:14 AM
Gross.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on October 24, 2013, 01:46:29 AM
Ho Lee Fuk
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on October 24, 2013, 01:48:09 AM
I don't know, it's the first result for her name. I'd feel bad posting it, but I remember she ran around culling info on people when she was a bigger part of SA. I assume it's her. Looks the same, just fatter and more run down.
 
http://bit.ly/16uF4Ya

She used to hunt down people who said bad things about her or SA based upon IPs. Can't remember which site it was from, maybe it was Sass.

strike three

she banned one person for saying he was "done with sa" on another forum that they were both members of

do you get off on having incomplete thoughts or are you just high all the time?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: As a white male I on October 24, 2013, 04:18:48 AM
Fistgrrl did not age well.

(http://i.imgur.com/wXKdqwB.jpg)

So she's like 50, right? She looks like an alcoholic granny.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on October 24, 2013, 04:28:29 AM
she definitely looks like an authority on comedy
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: MY FURSONOUNS on October 24, 2013, 04:30:12 AM
catladies are the most humorless people

good job leaving them in charge of your ostensible humor website richard
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Patriarchy on October 24, 2013, 06:47:40 AM
There are mtf troons I would fuck over her.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: amulet of faggotry +2 on October 24, 2013, 06:58:52 AM
There are mtf troons I would fuck over her.

(http://i.imgur.com/3xupmAP.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Aran on October 24, 2013, 07:00:02 AM
TFR PA shooting range trip

(http://i.imgur.com/ymSxQ4w.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/EI3k7DA.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/YTndWQ3.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/j7ywVXZ.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/4hsaDA7.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/23aLTvh.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/njczfVh.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on October 24, 2013, 09:30:59 AM
TFR PA shooting range trip
(http://i.imgur.com/njczfVh.jpg)

What the fuck kind of faggy nerf gun is that? What does it shoot, confetti?
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Post by: PUSSY CANCER on October 24, 2013, 09:34:54 AM
goons are so fucking gay around guns
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Post by: Procrustes on October 24, 2013, 09:37:27 AM
God damned gun nerds are just as fucking awkward and gay as regular fucking nerds.
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Post by: As a white male I on October 24, 2013, 09:40:49 AM
Internet makes everything terrible. Even guns.
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Post by: I fucking hate goons on October 24, 2013, 10:44:36 AM
There are mtf troons I would fuck over her.

(http://i.imgur.com/3xupmAP.jpg)

i fucking hate myself for immediately knowing that that is butt soup barnes
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Post by: Rocket on October 24, 2013, 10:47:24 AM
If that dude took a .308 and made it look legit like a Nerf gun, I'm going to straight up give him props. Hiding shit in plain sight, etc.
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Post by: Linebacker in a Dress on October 24, 2013, 11:10:29 AM
Unless he's got some sort of lefthand action on the piece I'm not thinking that's the case.
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Post by: Agent of Aspieonage on October 24, 2013, 12:30:10 PM
Fistgrrl did not age well.

(http://i.imgur.com/wXKdqwB.jpg)

Queen of the Cuddle sleep-apnea
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Post by: Rocket on October 24, 2013, 01:12:54 PM
Unless he's got some sort of lefthand action on the piece I'm not thinking that's the case.
That was kind of my point. It realy looks like a toy, since you see no slide or moving parts. Imagine how awesome that would be. Big orange pastic barrel delivering death at 1,000 meters.
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Post by: Rocket on October 24, 2013, 01:13:15 PM
Queen of the Cuddle sleep-apnea
Brilliant.
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Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on October 24, 2013, 03:20:47 PM
goons are so fucking gay around guns

what proc said, there's just this weird thing of gun faggotry. gun nuts are funny because they'll piss away so much money on stupid as fuck gear for protection/zombies/home defense/to fantasize about being in the Army and to have feelings of security but will never actually go to the gym or do any exercise.
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Post by: Rocket on October 24, 2013, 03:29:43 PM
goons are so fucking gay around guns

what proc said, there's just this weird thing of gun faggotry. gun nuts are funny because they'll piss away so much money on stupid as fuck gear for protection/zombies/home defense/to fantasize about being in the Army and to have feelings of security but will never actually go to the gym or do any exercise.
I'm sorry guns scare you. We will try to find you a safe hobby. Are you OK around knitting needles?
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Post by: Autistic Yankee on October 24, 2013, 03:42:43 PM
The comic book guy from the Simpsons has a gun store version and they are all over the place.  They are annoying as fuck.  They hang out at the gun store and chit chat all day.  Last thing I want to do at the gun store is chat with some goon.
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Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on October 24, 2013, 04:02:15 PM
goons are so fucking gay around guns

what proc said, there's just this weird thing of gun faggotry. gun nuts are funny because they'll piss away so much money on stupid as fuck gear for protection/zombies/home defense/to fantasize about being in the Army and to have feelings of security but will never actually go to the gym or do any exercise.
I'm sorry guns scare you. We will try to find you a safe hobby. Are you OK around knitting needles?

i was a cav scout for 3 years in the army where I gunned a M2 and own a savage in .308 for deer hunting. the few times i get the chance to go out to the ranges (once or twice a year) it's either old men or some faggot who did 2 years in the national guard 15 years ago who is wearing his transportation unit's t-shirt with a major league infidel hat on backwards shooting an AR-15 kitted out with a ACOG, foregrip, and sweet tac lite in case tangos come in at zero dark thirty
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Post by: deeply jewish kind of pervert on October 24, 2013, 04:04:27 PM
goons are so fucking gay around guns

what proc said, there's just this weird thing of gun faggotry. gun nuts are funny because they'll piss away so much money on stupid as fuck gear for protection/zombies/home defense/to fantasize about being in the Army and to have feelings of security but will never actually go to the gym or do any exercise.
I'm sorry guns scare you. We will try to find you a safe hobby. Are you OK around knitting needles?

i was a cav scout for 3 years in the army where I gunned a M2 and own a savage in .308 for deer hunting. the few times i get the chance to go out to the ranges (once or twice a year) it's either old men or some faggot who did 2 years in the national guard 15 years ago who is wearing his transportation unit's t-shirt with a major league infidel hat on backwards shooting an AR-15 kitted out with a ACOG, foregrip, and sweet tac lite in case tangos come in at zero dark thirty

lmao owned
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Post by: Spazzard on October 24, 2013, 04:16:26 PM
(http://i42.tinypic.com/sb6n0n.jpg)
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Post by: Harry D Greek on October 24, 2013, 04:18:10 PM
lol, especially love the black bars over the kids' eyes
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Post by: Ghostse on October 24, 2013, 04:21:02 PM
(http://i42.tinypic.com/sb6n0n.jpg)

Spazzard, you a treasure.
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Post by: Rocket on October 24, 2013, 04:24:12 PM
goons are so fucking gay around guns

what proc said, there's just this weird thing of gun faggotry. gun nuts are funny because they'll piss away so much money on stupid as fuck gear for protection/zombies/home defense/to fantasize about being in the Army and to have feelings of security but will never actually go to the gym or do any exercise.
I'm sorry guns scare you. We will try to find you a safe hobby. Are you OK around knitting needles?

i was a cav scout for 3 years in the army where I gunned a M2 and own a savage in .308 for deer hunting. the few times i get the chance to go out to the ranges (once or twice a year) it's either old men or some faggot who did 2 years in the national guard 15 years ago who is wearing his transportation unit's t-shirt with a major league infidel hat on backwards shooting an AR-15 kitted out with a ACOG, foregrip, and sweet tac lite in case tangos come in at zero dark thirty
I have a Swiss 7.5 and shoot with iron sights. I'm sorry you have to use a plastic gun.
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Post by: Procrustes on October 24, 2013, 04:24:40 PM
(http://i42.tinypic.com/sb6n0n.jpg)

God damn son this is fucking upper level shit right here
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Post by: Procrustes on October 24, 2013, 04:24:57 PM
goons are so fucking gay around guns

what proc said, there's just this weird thing of gun faggotry. gun nuts are funny because they'll piss away so much money on stupid as fuck gear for protection/zombies/home defense/to fantasize about being in the Army and to have feelings of security but will never actually go to the gym or do any exercise.
I'm sorry guns scare you. We will try to find you a safe hobby. Are you OK around knitting needles?

i was a cav scout for 3 years in the army where I gunned a M2 and own a savage in .308 for deer hunting. the few times i get the chance to go out to the ranges (once or twice a year) it's either old men or some faggot who did 2 years in the national guard 15 years ago who is wearing his transportation unit's t-shirt with a major league infidel hat on backwards shooting an AR-15 kitted out with a ACOG, foregrip, and sweet tac lite in case tangos come in at zero dark thirty

lmao owned
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Post by: Frond Desert on October 24, 2013, 04:27:49 PM
If that dude took a .308 and made it look legit like a Nerf gun, I'm going to straight up give him props. Hiding shit in plain sight, etc.

Isn't this very, very, crazily illegal?
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Post by: Procrustes on October 24, 2013, 04:31:33 PM
never actually go to the gym or do any exercise.

I can't tell you how many fat, worthless shitbags I've talked to who're like TOTALLY PREPARED for the Barackalypse where niggers come out of the inner city for emergency reparations with thousands of rounds of ammo and a pile of MRE's and blah blah blah. 

IMO the ability to run a fucking mile without a MAJOR FUCKING CARDIAC EVENT is going to keep you alive longer than some fucking tarted up barbie-carbine (barbine?)
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Post by: Rocket on October 24, 2013, 04:32:36 PM
If that dude took a .308 and made it look legit like a Nerf gun, I'm going to straight up give him props. Hiding shit in plain sight, etc.

Isn't this very, very, crazily illegal?
Why would it be illegal?
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Post by: Linebacker in a Dress on October 24, 2013, 04:44:14 PM
Unless he's got some sort of lefthand action on the piece I'm not thinking that's the case.
That was kind of my point. It realy looks like a toy, since you see no slide or moving parts. Imagine how awesome that would be. Big orange pastic barrel delivering death at 1,000 meters.

I guess that's kind of great until you need to fire the next shot or reload or something
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Post by: Chael P Sonnen on October 24, 2013, 04:45:24 PM
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3483054&perpage=40&pagenumber=19#post420801315

Goon goes to women's wrestling event, asks other goon who was there if he had picture of his "Chris Jericho" get up.

(http://i.imgur.com/yK7ahAI.jpg)

Quote
Yes! Thanks!

I seem to be questioning a lot of my life choices in this photo....

Goes by the name of "TheHock"
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Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on October 24, 2013, 04:54:35 PM
thanks for proving my point rocket.

"a -plastic- stock? harrumph!"
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Post by: Rocket on October 24, 2013, 05:02:28 PM
thanks for proving my point rocket.

"a -plastic- stock? harrumph!"
I bet you don't even own a glock with an extended mag.



I guess that's kind of great until you need to fire the next shot or reload or something
You're too hung up on minor details.
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Post by: gaaaayyyyyy on October 24, 2013, 09:24:49 PM
If that dude took a .308 and made it look legit like a Nerf gun, I'm going to straight up give him props. Hiding shit in plain sight, etc.

Isn't this very, very, crazily illegal?
Why would it be illegal?

Mayor Bloomberg made it illegal, but in most places it's fine.  Only the faggiest of jurisdictions have regulations preventing you from painting/dressing a firearm as a toy.
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Post by: Danish Plastic Bigotry on October 24, 2013, 09:51:30 PM
TheHock is the closest I've ever seen to someone looking like a real pile of garbage
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Post by: PUSSY CANCER on October 24, 2013, 10:10:11 PM
I bet that goon open carries that fag nerf gun to the grocery store.
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Post by: Fade to Vanilla on October 25, 2013, 01:17:48 AM
TheHock is the closest I've ever seen to someone looking like a real pile of garbage

the only thing under more pressure than TheHock's belt is Aatrek's tighty-whiteys on a reconnaissance mission to Toys-R-Us
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Post by: Stroker Ace on October 25, 2013, 09:43:40 AM
pipegoon.jpg still lives
(http://i.imgur.com/BK7GsOD.jpg)

he has tits troons would kill for
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Post by: Bitter Weirdo on October 25, 2013, 12:14:53 PM
What the fuck? There's nothing good about that picture, and I'd love to know why he's in a fucking hallway in front of an elevator.
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Post by: Failure to communicate on October 25, 2013, 12:21:35 PM
Shitty cosplay and he's at a convention I guess.
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Post by: Bitter Weirdo on October 25, 2013, 12:29:54 PM
YEah, I'm assuming it's Zangief, but fuck, I guess goons really are incapable of any sort of shame.
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Post by: Rocket on October 25, 2013, 07:49:53 PM
Adults with mohawks are usually pretty fucking high on my list of worthless people
I agree, unless you mean those 82nd Airborne guys from WW2.
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Post by: Autistic Yankee on October 25, 2013, 08:36:44 PM
Adults with mohawks are usually pretty fucking high on my list of worthless people
I agree, unless you mean those 82nd Airborne guys from WW2.

Exception to the rule, yeah

(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110825013347/villains/images/a/a0/Travis_Bickle.jpg)
(http://toomanyposts.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/t.jpeg)
(http://jeffersonian.name/maguaweblarge.jpg)


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Post by: MexicanKetchup on October 26, 2013, 05:02:32 AM
Adults with mohawks are usually pretty fucking high on my list of worthless people

Especially when the mohawk is off center and off axis. Great job, faggot goon.

Back when I did my armed service, a couple of pasty fat faggots, apparently after watching Band of Brothers, decided to give themselves mohawks on their first day. When our battery captain saw it, he yelled at them for 10 minutes about disrespecting veterans, then made them shave their shitty haircuts off with Gillette razors while he watched.
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Post by: Aran on October 26, 2013, 09:44:49 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/t9Ph7oO.jpg)

I think it goes without saying this is a tranny. hackbunny
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Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on October 26, 2013, 10:16:55 AM
Good try on wearing the most shapeless dress he could find and pulling the hair down, but I still only needed to scroll down until the megajaw of DOOM appeared to make anything else completely redundant.

Maybe he could grow a nice thick beard to hide it, I guess.
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Post by: Failure to communicate on October 26, 2013, 11:28:12 AM
Not even a sledgehammer could take on that jaw.  You'd probably damage the sledgehammer.
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Post by: Ghostse on October 26, 2013, 11:32:43 AM
Oh hackbunny, a casualty of the troon movement. Dude was a pretty sane poster in SHSC (no idea he was a troon until it made some e/n thread) but is slowly becoming more and more "I am a PROUD LESBIAN TRANSWOMAN, let me fuck you with my Ladypenis."
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Post by: Bitter Weirdo on October 26, 2013, 12:37:35 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/t9Ph7oO.jpg)

I think it goes without saying this is a tranny. hackbunny

The only this I see when I look at this picture is Alice Cooper in a dress.
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Post by: cis scum 1.0 on October 26, 2013, 01:40:22 PM
No one ever has, is, or will be shocked to find out he's got a cock
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Post by: Aran on October 26, 2013, 04:17:11 PM
I just saw him live earlier this year. He still owns.
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Post by: Fade to Vanilla on October 26, 2013, 07:08:14 PM
The hands. Jesus those meat hooks.
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Post by: Rocket on October 26, 2013, 07:41:56 PM
I just saw him live earlier this year. He still owns.
I saw him open for Maiden. Yes, he's still going strong.
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Post by: Big Duck Equals Goose on October 27, 2013, 07:25:52 PM
Challenge: Try to find a single person in those photos who is fuckable.
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Post by: Stroker Ace on October 27, 2013, 07:45:22 PM
figured with the return of some sass legends it is time for some wiscon pictures:


(http://i.imgur.com/BmMOf6k.jpg)


Fatty Kruger on the left is appropriately nightmarish
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Post by: internetinternetinternet on October 27, 2013, 08:11:29 PM
Adults with mohawks are usually pretty fucking high on my list of worthless people

Especially when the mohawk is off center and off axis. Great job, faggot goon.

Back when I did my armed service, a couple of pasty fat faggots, apparently after watching Band of Brothers, decided to give themselves mohawks on their first day. When our battery captain saw it, he yelled at them for 10 minutes about disrespecting veterans, then made them shave their shitty haircuts off with Gillette razors while he watched.

m119? m109? m198? rocket men?
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Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on October 27, 2013, 08:14:35 PM

figured with the return of some sass legends it is time for some wiscon pictures:


(http://i.imgur.com/BmMOf6k.jpg)


Bob. Bob had bitch tits. This was a support group for men with testicular cancer. The big moosie slobbering all over me... that was Bob.
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Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on October 27, 2013, 08:37:03 PM
Challenge: Try to find a single person in those photos who is fuckable.

I failed  :myecred:
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Post by: bongo bongo on October 27, 2013, 09:57:27 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/5fug46o.jpg)

f
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Post by: Coyote Attic on October 27, 2013, 10:28:39 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/VsSkeqE.jpg)


Flabylon 5
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Post by: Failure to communicate on October 27, 2013, 10:35:22 PM
Clearly identifies as a melty ham creature.
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Post by: MY FURSONOUNS on October 27, 2013, 11:13:38 PM
Clearly identifies as a melty ham creature.

miguel royas retirement was a tragedy for the internet

unless seanbaby invented him in which case he needs to be revived
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Post by: brolonium on October 27, 2013, 11:20:03 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/VsSkeqE.jpg)


Flabylon 5


:nixon:
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Post by: Fade to Vanilla on October 27, 2013, 11:21:05 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/5fug46o.jpg)

f

yikes.  thanks for making your passive trisomy traits into "flamingly active", "lady".  instead of being able to communicate vocally with your inbreeds, you have to communicate with taste.  nice.
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Post by: Stroker Ace on October 27, 2013, 11:54:09 PM
lol
Quote from: Action Yak Police" post="420996727
For $21 and a bare minimum of effort this is pretty much the best you can expect.
(http://i.imgur.com/XxckGv1l.jpg)
I would have tried harder if I actually had somewhere to be.

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Post by: Soup Her Pooper on October 28, 2013, 12:09:23 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/VsSkeqE.jpg)


Flabylon 5


:nixon:

This is why you don't eat shit that Mr Wonka tells you not to
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Post by: PrivilegeChecked on October 28, 2013, 12:15:19 AM
Challenge: Try to find a single person in those photos who is fuckable.

Hell. Find one that even bothers to brush their teeth.
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Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on October 28, 2013, 12:17:51 AM
lol
Quote from: Action Yak Police" post="420996727
For $21 and a bare minimum of effort this is pretty much the best you can expect.
(http://i.imgur.com/XxckGv1l.jpg)
I would have tried harder if I actually had somewhere to be.

"In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu is ashamed."
 :facepalm:
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Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on October 28, 2013, 12:18:06 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/VsSkeqE.jpg)


Flabylon 5


:nixon:

Actually it's Cattlecar Galactica  :smug:
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Post by: Soup Her Pooper on October 28, 2013, 12:19:32 AM


Actually it's Cattlecar Galactica  :smug:

Rook out, MOTTzirra is attacking the city
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Post by: I fucking hate goons on October 28, 2013, 01:16:29 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/h0D1NjL.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/ppkMLZz.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/bgtGrQ0.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/FOT75nY.jpg)
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Post by: I fucking hate goons on October 28, 2013, 01:18:05 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/gUGryXz.jpg)
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Post by: Fiesta Cat Was Framed on October 28, 2013, 01:51:51 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/bgtGrQ0.jpg)

hail shaggar
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on October 28, 2013, 01:53:01 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/gUGryXz.jpg)

That's fuckin' it.

(http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/i'm%20out%20of%20here/grand/im-out-of-here-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-2691.gif) (http://www.gifsforum.com/listofgifs/gallery/i'm-out-of-here)
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Post by: MexicanKetchup on October 28, 2013, 02:55:10 AM
m119? m109? m198? rocket men?

I'm in Finland so 122H63, a Finnish version of the Soviet D30 howitzer. Also had the chance to operate a 155K98 a couple of times.
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Post by: As a white male I on October 28, 2013, 07:40:02 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/FOT75nY.jpg)

Virginity_Guaranteed
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Post by: Aran on October 28, 2013, 07:56:59 AM
I like the Happycat
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Post by: brolonium on October 28, 2013, 08:02:26 AM
I like the Happycat


It's not a pizza
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Post by: Aran on October 28, 2013, 08:07:10 AM
I like the Happycat


It's not a pizza

If I weren't lazy....
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Post by: Fade to Vanilla on October 28, 2013, 08:36:07 AM

(http://i.imgur.com/IiKxs3W.jpg)

ground zero for brown fever?
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Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on October 28, 2013, 08:36:32 AM
What makes the WISCON costumes so notable is that at a normal con, there are usually a few well done costumes that stand out. The bad ones, while funny, are often relegated to background noise. In this case they are all bad. It's like someone had a con for the worst con costumes.
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Post by: 40k Scrotal Sacks on October 28, 2013, 08:38:57 AM
What makes the WISCON costumes so notable is that at a normal con, there are usually a few well done costumes that stand out. The bad ones, while funny, are often relegated to background noise. In this case they are all bad. It's like someone had a con for the worst con costumes.

You seem awfully knowledgeable about this whole con business.  :rock:
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Post by: jesusjuice on October 28, 2013, 08:56:29 AM
I can't distinguish anyone's gender in those pictures. That bathroom policy is just pragmatic.
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Post by: As a white male I on October 28, 2013, 09:06:48 AM
Ah bloo bloo correlation is not causation, but goddamn feminists sure are an ugly bunch.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: jesusjuice on October 28, 2013, 09:08:17 AM
Ah bloo bloo correlation is not causation, but goddamn feminists sure are an ugly bunch.

If they were fuckable they wouldn't be feminists.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on October 28, 2013, 10:37:04 AM
Ah bloo bloo correlation is not causation, but goddamn feminists sure are an ugly bunch.

If they were fuckable they wouldn't be feminists.
The realest of talk.

There is literally notone fuckable human in that entire bunch. I would sooner fuck that dusty ficus tree in the corner.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: jesusjuice on October 28, 2013, 10:47:56 AM
Ah bloo bloo correlation is not causation, but goddamn feminists sure are an ugly bunch.

If they were fuckable they wouldn't be feminists.
The realest of talk.

There is literally notone fuckable human in that entire bunch. I would sooner fuck that dusty ficus tree in the corner.

There are two ingredients needed for a hardcore feminist: 1) being unattractive and 2) having no power in society.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on October 28, 2013, 12:49:04 PM
Ah bloo bloo correlation is not causation, but goddamn feminists sure are an ugly bunch.

If they were fuckable they wouldn't be feminists.
The realest of talk.

There is literally notone fuckable human in that entire bunch. I would sooner fuck that dusty ficus tree in the corner.

There are two ingredients needed for a hardcore feminist: 1) being unattractive and 2) having no power in society.
And each is directly related to the other.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: jesusjuice on October 28, 2013, 01:38:00 PM
Ah bloo bloo correlation is not causation, but goddamn feminists sure are an ugly bunch.

If they were fuckable they wouldn't be feminists.
The realest of talk.

There is literally notone fuckable human in that entire bunch. I would sooner fuck that dusty ficus tree in the corner.

There are two ingredients needed for a hardcore feminist: 1) being unattractive and 2) having no power in society.
And each is directly related to the other.

Angela Merkel is famously an "unfuckable lardass", and she's one of the most powerful people in the world. Guess the Patriarchs let one slip by?
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Post by: Linebacker in a Dress on October 28, 2013, 01:58:23 PM
Remember when LF actually had a Wiscon mock thread?

That was a long time ago...
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Post by: Black Gardener on October 28, 2013, 03:32:13 PM
NO MORE MAN, NO MORE I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT  :stonk: :stonk: :stonk:
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Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on October 28, 2013, 04:47:14 PM
Quote
(http://i.imgur.com/L2A7QzNl.jpg)

This one could actually be cute but at this point, based on pure pattern prediction, I fully expect her to have her thighs fused into a single tumorous lump of flesh or something similarly horrific.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: POST REGERT on October 28, 2013, 05:27:34 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/KfQuZ29.jpg)

Ahaha, the gender neutral bathrooms that spawned a new form of fecal coliform bacteria or whatever it was that made everyone sick.  That was so funny/gross.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: internetinternetinternet on October 28, 2013, 11:47:37 PM
m119? m109? m198? rocket men?

I'm in Finland so 122H63, a Finnish version of the Soviet D30 howitzer. Also had the chance to operate a 155K98 a couple of times.

i'm in a m777 battalion. my buddy helped train afghans on the d30s last year. i don't know if there were any survivors.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: High Impact Sexbot 2020 on October 29, 2013, 06:41:11 AM
These goons should be happy this thread exists.

They look like they enjoy a good roast.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Big Duck Equals Goose on October 29, 2013, 06:57:37 AM
Wiscon is like a PSA on the horrors of never getting deep dicked once.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: jesusjuice on October 29, 2013, 09:30:29 AM
What percentage of those women are spinsters, or spinsters to be?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Aran on October 29, 2013, 09:33:11 AM
100?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: The Watcher on October 29, 2013, 09:55:56 AM
This thread makes me support eugenics.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: POST REGERT on October 29, 2013, 09:57:50 AM
What percentage of those women are spinsters, or spinsters to be?

If I remember right the woman in the wheelchair in this pic:
(http://i.imgur.com/HvrjbFN.jpg)
was married to the "Real Men Love Unicorns" guy that was a smilie back on tne.


edit: Yeah, here's a picture of them together:
(http://i.imgur.com/kEjzhly.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Coyote Attic on October 29, 2013, 10:17:56 AM
Didn't they also have a display at that con that was just a massive slab of chocolate (that looked like a cake)? And everybody could just carve off a hunk of it?

I might be mistaken, though. I'm pretty sure I've read that women going nuts for chocolate is just another *biotruth*.  :depressedlesbian:


Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on October 29, 2013, 10:22:17 AM
Didn't they also have a display at that con that was just a massive slab of chocolate (that looked like a cake)? And everybody could just carve off a hunk of it?

I might be mistaken, though. I'm pretty sure I've read that women going nuts for chocolate is just another *biotruth*.  :depressedlesbian:

yep.  a few sassers suggested that was a likely source of the cholera outbreak, since you could just reach in with your hands and grab a piece
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Autistic Yankee on October 29, 2013, 11:30:37 AM
They also had the "scent free zones" for people that were "allergic to scents".


Going to wiscon is like going to visit people at the AIDS hospice.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Ghostse on October 29, 2013, 11:59:09 AM
Didn't they also have a display at that con that was just a massive slab of chocolate (that looked like a cake)? And everybody could just carve off a hunk of it?

I might be mistaken, though. I'm pretty sure I've read that women going nuts for chocolate is just another *biotruth*.  :depressedlesbian:

yep.  a few sassers suggested that was a likely source of the cholera outbreak, since you could just reach in with your hands and grab a piece

Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Big Duck Equals Goose on October 29, 2013, 05:02:08 PM
 Future??
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Soup Her Pooper on October 29, 2013, 05:23:46 PM
Future??

mott
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: The Trumpriarch on October 31, 2013, 09:10:42 AM
Ah bloo bloo correlation is not causation, but goddamn feminists sure are an ugly bunch.

If they were fuckable they wouldn't be feminists.
The realest of talk.

There is literally notone fuckable human in that entire bunch. I would sooner fuck that dusty ficus tree in the corner.

There are two ingredients needed for a hardcore feminist: 1) being unattractive and 2) having no power in society.
And each is directly related to the other.

Angela Merkel is famously an "unfuckable lardass", and she's one of the most powerful people in the world. Guess the Patriarchs let one slip by?

Sorry.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: tooforsiksohwun on October 31, 2013, 02:21:30 PM
Scathach posted:

Mohawk progress! Woo!

(http://i.imgur.com/2Eevjsyl.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/5LEW2xWl.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Makedaddyfart on October 31, 2013, 02:39:28 PM
There were maybe 2 people out of all of those pics I'd fuck and I've fucked some gross people before  :rock:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: marlon perkins on October 31, 2013, 04:44:36 PM
edit: Yeah, here's a picture of them together:
(http://i.imgur.com/kEjzhly.jpg)

Oh kid, I'm so sorry for you :(  Try to get out of there when you're old enough. :(
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Aran on October 31, 2013, 04:49:59 PM
Scathach posted:

Mohawk progress! Woo!

(http://i.imgur.com/2Eevjsyl.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/5LEW2xWl.jpg)
When you already look like an alien you might as well embrace it.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on October 31, 2013, 04:56:31 PM
[ ] Male
[ ] Female
[X] Goon
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Huffington Post on October 31, 2013, 06:40:50 PM
[ ] Male
[ ] Female
[X] Goon

Never has this been more appropriate. What is that? And I don't mean what does it identify as.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: jesusjuice on October 31, 2013, 07:29:16 PM
I'm tempted to say that's a chick. No adam's apple, girljaw.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: bongo bongo on October 31, 2013, 08:35:27 PM
I'd have sex with it
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Soup Her Pooper on October 31, 2013, 08:46:40 PM
I'd have sex with it

 :clinton: i second
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Doctor Jizzmopper on October 31, 2013, 09:15:00 PM
Scathach posted:

Mohawk progress! Woo!

(http://i.imgur.com/2Eevjsyl.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/5LEW2xWl.jpg)

http://youtu.be/crgEIhI3y_o?t=1m33s

I've seen this before.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Aran on October 31, 2013, 09:38:41 PM
The profile view definitely does more for it than that front view.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brolonium on November 01, 2013, 04:57:40 AM
Not enough beer in the world, sorry guys.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Ghostse on November 01, 2013, 05:19:46 AM
From the front it looks like Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Tariq Aziz on November 01, 2013, 06:46:49 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/9glJorG.jpg)

noted communist/anarchist and d&d idiot pope guilty, ready to man the barricades against cubicle capitalism
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danger-Weiner on November 01, 2013, 06:55:00 AM
he just sucks the color out of the room
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Fade to Vanilla on November 01, 2013, 07:56:15 AM
the proletariat uprising seems to have stepped away from its cube, can I take a message for it?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: brolonium on November 01, 2013, 08:44:00 AM
What a depressing place to work.  Why do they have drains in the floor though :o
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: PUSSY CANCER on November 01, 2013, 09:03:59 AM
Goons always buy XX-large clothes in preparation for the SSDI & Steam games metamorphosis
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Aran on November 01, 2013, 09:48:47 AM
What a depressing place to work.  Why do they have drains in the floor though :o

Automatic sprinklers and a room full of computers. You want the water to go somewhere that isn't "staying right there" in case there's a non-castastrophic fire or someone sets off the smoke alarm, etc.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on November 01, 2013, 11:11:00 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/9glJorG.jpg)

noted communist/anarchist and d&d idiot pope guilty, ready to man the barricades against cubicle capitalism

The Man in the Grey Flannel Hoodie

:draper:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: so i marred a troon on November 01, 2013, 11:12:40 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/wQ39aVV.jpg)

Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: jimbolio on November 01, 2013, 11:16:49 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/wQ39aVV.jpg)

This fag looks like an over weight Ricky Steamboat in a god damn wrestling drag skit. Jesus Christ.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on November 02, 2013, 12:30:51 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/wQ39aVV.jpg)

This fag looks like an over weight Ricky Steamboat in a god damn wrestling drag skit. Jesus Christ.
I'm good friends with Ricky Steamboat and you would laugh if you knew the look he would give you for even saying his name in relation to that abomination.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Tariq Aziz on November 02, 2013, 04:14:42 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/UGCyiXn.jpg)

another idiot, this time it's ekuNNN. Sports wood whenever he can post gifs of cops getting beat up by hippies and other trash in the D&D images thread. Worthless artist who cannot stop whining about how broke he is.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Rocket on November 02, 2013, 08:47:12 AM
Maybe he should get a jo-oh never mind.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Legal Swedish Rape Gang on November 02, 2013, 09:46:22 AM
Check out his (not) sick prints

http://www.basvanoerle.com/

I love how he tries to turn fuckin' Gordon Ramsay into Commie propaganda shit. :clint:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Aran on November 02, 2013, 10:00:40 AM
I do like party hats on surveillance cameras though.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: jesusjuice on November 02, 2013, 11:51:59 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/UGCyiXn.jpg)

another idiot, this time it's ekuNNN. Sports wood whenever he can post gifs of cops getting beat up by hippies and other trash in the D&D images thread. Worthless artist who cannot stop whining about how broke he is.

ekuNNN is one of the biggest faggots on the forum. The only time I ever filed a report on SA was when he posted some photo of a cops face being burnt off and he captioned it with something like "pig roast, hope he died". Three day probation.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: deeply jewish kind of pervert on November 02, 2013, 04:33:44 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/wQ39aVV.jpg)

asian guy from the hangover has been doing some real soul-searching lately
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Legal Swedish Rape Gang on November 02, 2013, 06:22:04 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/UGCyiXn.jpg)

another idiot, this time it's ekuNNN. Sports wood whenever he can post gifs of cops getting beat up by hippies and other trash in the D&D images thread. Worthless artist who cannot stop whining about how broke he is.

ekuNNN is one of the biggest faggots on the forum. The only time I ever filed a report on SA was when he posted some photo of a cops face being burnt off and he captioned it with something like "pig roast, hope he died". Three day probation.

I dunno if we're still doing doxxing, but this guy's asking for it.

Also he lives in he Netherlands so he never had a bad experience with a cop ever.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on November 02, 2013, 07:50:19 PM
Also he lives in he Netherlands so he never had a bad experience with a cop ever.
I dunno, I'd say seeing the lady below and knowing she would rather shoot you than give your poz commie ass her number counts as a pretty damn horrible experience.

(http://i.imgur.com/DlTITZsl.jpg)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: White Power Superhero on November 03, 2013, 02:53:40 AM
Quote from: Minrad" post="421264806
"It's free!" isn't a valid argument when there are people (like me) who have invested hundreds in the game so that other people, like you, can enjoy it, when they're also upset.

Quote from: Marquis de Pyro" post="421265262
I have spent 450 fucking dollars on Dota 2 and I don't give a shit.
I really do understand being frustrated by a perceived lack of updates/content/etc, but I don't really understand what having spent money has to do with it.

I wonder how explosive the fibromyalgia between the two of them is.

lol
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Autistic Yankee on November 03, 2013, 03:00:23 AM
Wait, what?  $450 on a video game?   How.   Monthly subscription * several years spent playing?   Or is he like buying in game make believe swords online or something?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Black Gardener on November 03, 2013, 03:20:11 AM
Wait, what?  $450 on a video game?   How.   Monthly subscription * several years spent playing?   Or is he like buying in game make believe swords online or something?

The second thing, it's a free to play game (that I'm not touching with a 10-ft pole!)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Slacktivist on November 03, 2013, 06:18:09 AM
I play DOTA 2 every few months if my circle of friends wants to. There's 100+ dudes to play in DOTA 2 and over half of them have $5-$15 dress-up outfits that are 100% cosmetic(no in-game benefits) and some of them have multiple dress-up sets.

It costs actual dosh to purchase the privilege to watch DOTA 2 Tournaments so there's a lot of LP fan-style faggotry going on too.

TECHNICALLY DOTA 2 is free to play, cause if you play DOTA 2 there's a random chance to get an item after every hour long match, but I mean it is random and a very low percentage. But at a much higher percentage(like once every two games) you will get a chest that you earn the "privilege" of opening for a $2.50 purchase per chest. The chests are a RNG to win one item from that specific chest line from a pool of 20, including a super rare RNG chance to win a super rare item like "the in-game item courier is now a badger" with a FURTHER super ultra rare RNG chance that it will be MORE unique because it is surrounded by some N64-graphic sparkles or fogs.

You can also directly buy the couriers for around $10 a pop but that removes the chance that it'll have the super ultra rare unique graphics! There's also Voice Packs for $10+ a pack that change the in-game m-m-m-m-m-multi-kill quake announcer to either a bored and disinterested hero voice actor phoning it in, an actually pretty good and funny voice actor doing a solid job or a super-wacky and hilarious internet personality phoning it in!

DOTA 2 is the perfect evolution of the Team Fortress 2 Hat Factory and Store System that quite frankly makes Valve one of the most brilliant business centers in the online world. Also masters of manipulating gambling impulses, so I mean you read all these fucking words I just typed about the five or so ways they're tonguing your brain's asshole and you realize how little impulse control goons have to have to spend that much money. We're talking multiple dress-ups or dozens of keys to spend $450 fucking dollars.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on November 03, 2013, 07:00:14 AM
Quote from: Slacktivist link=topic=5.msg56117#msg56117 date=1383477489:
:bernanke: :geithner:
Ok, so this makes me wonder. I never played DOTA2, but I picked up Team Fortress 2 in a sale a few months before it went free-to-play, and played it a fair bit for a while. I received a lot of "crates" over time, but after looking it up and confirming that you needed to pay real money for the cash to open them, and that all the cool stuff like functionally different weapons would eventually show up on its own, I put them away and proceeded to ignore them.

At the time I thought the typical user was doing the same, and that the people actually paying for a glorified slot machine with prizes in Monopoly money were a tiny if most likely profitable minority - a last chance to squeeze easy cash out of a 4/5-year-old game. But seeing how DOTA2 is apparently now wildly successful and built upon that model from the start... was I in the majority? Or was I actually in the minority and most of the people I was fragging were secretly salivating at the thought of 'dropping' an 'unusual fedora' more than they actually enjoyed the game itself?
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Slacktivist on November 03, 2013, 07:07:41 AM
Team Fortress 2 had idle servers for years from the week that random drops went live. I think only very recently they made a change to make idling inefficient, something like "item drops, your timer for next item doesn't start until you acknowledge the first item."

Let's have some fun with Google...

In Game TF2 Store has made more money than actually selling the game. (http://www.neowin.net/news/valve-in-game-store-has-made-more-money-than-direct-team-fortress-2-sales)

ONE of the biggest DOTA 2 tournaments had an in-game item (http://www.pcgamer.com/2013/07/23/dota-2-compendium-buyers-have-raised-an-extra-1-million-for-the-international-3s-prize-pool/) that let you follow the tourney with virtual trading cards of the "pros" playing in it. It gave you one of the little courier guys and cost about $10. Every purchase added $2.50 to the prize pool and the final tally was 2.8 million and this is the only item I could think of tracking for DOTA 2, so  :geithner:
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: A Fierce Woman of Size on November 03, 2013, 10:11:34 AM
the best part about TF2 crates is that the keys you buy to open them became their own currency. The best thing to do was to buy a bunch of keys, wait for them to be trade able, and then trade them for any item you want (including whatever was in the crate.)
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: White Power Superhero on November 03, 2013, 11:52:06 AM
I've paid rent selling rare TF2 shit over the years. I'm always surprised when I hop into the game every blue moon to see that people are still aboard that train and that more effects are being released, each one uglier with even less visible effort being put into them than the last. At least with Dota the items are quality. Even if you don't like them, they're still well made.

The Dota thread on SA is currently arguing about the fact the community right now is going on a viral rampage across the internet. A lot of fans are angry about the lack of an annual event and are very, very fed up with Valve's lack of communication and treatment of the game. Goons are scrambling over themselves to call the people daring to say that Valve should at least communicate entitled redditors. Zoolooman probated someone for mentioning that you can barely even see the in game items you pay for on Dota 2 and that League of Legends, Dota's competitor, at least does more with your poorly spent dollar and communicates with their community.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Black Gardener on November 03, 2013, 12:33:00 PM
Video Games is life, there is no other thing which requires more support or attention on an individual level.
As you lie in your twin bed, life draining away into your Oculus Rift, you will know that you have had a life well-lived.
Then, the forklift will be summoned to haul the body away.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: jesusjuice on November 03, 2013, 01:02:13 PM
The Dota thread on SA is currently arguing about the fact the community right now is going on a viral rampage across the internet. A lot of fans are angry about the lack of an annual event and are very, very fed up with Valve's lack of communication and treatment of the game. Goons are scrambling over themselves to call the people daring to say that Valve should at least communicate entitled redditors. Zoolooman probated someone for mentioning that you can barely even see the in game items you pay for on Dota 2 and that League of Legends, Dota's competitor, at least does more with your poorly spent dollar and communicates with their community.

The real solution is to for people to grow the fuck up and stop becoming so emotionally invested in vidya games. How (alleged) adults have so much time to spend on video games is beyond me. 
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: internetinternetinternet on November 03, 2013, 01:17:28 PM
Whenever I read about video games it just amazes me how much time and money grown men are sinking into them. It's really shocking.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: unprivsplain on November 03, 2013, 01:32:10 PM
The only good thing to come from the Dota thread is when some guy complained that the pause timer didn't give you enough time. He was apparently stuck in the leaver queue a lot because he kept having to shit and his teammates/opponents didn't feel like waiting. Assuming that his teammates didn't pause after the enemy team unpaused (which is really unlikely), this was him having to take a 7+ minute shit during a game everyday since you have to get two leaves in a 48 hour period.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Harry D Greek on November 03, 2013, 04:25:55 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/bInb3aG.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/SxfyzcV.jpg)

Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: EchoSeven on November 04, 2013, 11:50:30 AM
Quote from: Ruddha" post="421308970
Rofl

(http://i.imgur.com/7I5bp5R.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/amChpwO.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/9NYKSk3.png)

Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Black Gardener on November 04, 2013, 02:17:46 PM
Look at that dirty-ass room.  Goons can't even be arsed to pick up their shit off the fuckin floor.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on November 04, 2013, 07:42:51 PM
Look at this goony goon called "Crankit":

(http://i.imgur.com/zTNwvti.jpg)
(from his awfulyearbook.com wow)

Here's the best part, in the stupid questions thread (http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3343753&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=781#post421350549) he asks how does one use a swingset without mommy pushing?!

Quote from: Crankit" post="421350549
How do you swing? When I was younger I had to rely on my parents to push the swing for me, but on QI I saw some Estonian doing massive swings while standing up. I used to ask other people who I'd see move their arms legs and bodies on swings when the critical points to move were but they'd never tell me.

A few posters are understandably surprised bu this question:

Quote from: Namarrgon" post="421350581
Contract when going backwards, extent when going forwards. Orthogonal to the direction of the chain/rope.

How did you get this far without learning how to swing?

Quote from: Tiggum" post="421351142
When you're as far forward as you'll get, tilt forward and tuck your legs under you. At the opposite end of the arc, tilt backward and kick your legs out. How have you managed to use a swing and never figure this out?

And that sends him off the rails:


Quote from: Crankit" post="421351856
What hellhole place do you live in where using a swing is so important it determines your ability to progress in life?
I don't know about anyone else but when I'm in a job interview I don't whisper at the end that I know how to use a swing. Of course until now I didn't so don't worry guys I will drop that secret knowledge with every human interaction I now have.

*guy finishes working on Crankit's car*

:) &nbsp;&nbsp; pssst mechanic I know all about and am now good at swinging *wink*
:clint: glad to hear that son, have 50% off your bill
:) &nbsp;&nbsp; Thanks pal that's real nice, you're real nice!
:clint: sure drop by at 8 and I'll give you a free grease job

Oh lordy.  Calm down Francis.

Quote from: Turtlicious" post="421355187
Pretty sure that was one of those jokes things I hear about champ.

Quote from: Crankit" post="421359192
I bet you'd feel pretty silly if I told you I changed it into a joke about being a sexhaver, but you lack the secret sex knowledge and didn't get my sex joke huh?

WTF is wrong with this weirdo?  Oh right, goon.

Also, no one who has sex uses the term "sexhaver."

Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danish Plastic Bigotry on November 04, 2013, 07:44:24 PM
Wow, an androgynous spheroid brown pile of goon uses a profile pic of a thin anime blonde. Totally no issues on display there
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on November 04, 2013, 09:06:08 PM
Wow, an androgynous spheroid brown pile of goon uses a profile pic of a thin anime blonde. Totally no issues on display there
What am I missing?  His profile pic is:

(http://forums.somethingawful.com/userpic.php?userid=172295)
His avatar is harpo marx:

(http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/4b/7a/00172295.0001.png)

His SAyearbook is, presumably, himself.
Title: Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
Post by: Danish Plastic Bigotry on November 04, 2013, 09:23:18 PM
What am I missing?  His profile pic is:

(http://forums.somethingawful.com/userpic.php?userid=172295)
His avatar is harpo marx:

(http://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/4b/7a/00172295.0001.png)

His SAyearbook is, presumably, himself.


Ah, shit. That reply came in after I opened the post window. I was talking about this one:

(http://i.imgur.com/9NYKSk3.png)


Apologies to Crankit, his terrible haircut and sweatervest are still recognizable as belongi