"Yeah, feel that bros. I had to take the last sperm closet to the fucking cunt-relation garbage pick up . She was sitting out in the grassnigger soaking up all fire tits drippings (sun rays). I was like a fucking beaver splitter like me needs a traditional Norse crotch droppler and not some carousel rider. She couldn't even identify what breed of Wild Turkey I'd brought in to be gutted like a Jap when my Grandfather highhandedly won all of IWO JIMA with nothing but 3 jap bullets and his pen knife. Point is I gave her a fucking dose of my seed and said "tell me what Winetavious thinks of it!". I fired up SS and readied my Nixons."