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« Reply #7025 on: April 19, 2017, 09:35:05 PM »
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Lol, maybe I'm pointing out the obvious here but how am I not surprised the same moron that puts up with something like that would also have no clue how to liquidate it properly and just thinks "yup I'll take a car's value of electronics/computers/whatever into a game stop and then get all my car money back!"

"As I'm typing this I wonder if like GameStop would just come do it for me if I sold it to them."


Lololololooloox10000 what fucking planet is this person from. I get it, they don't go to gamestop, I don't spend a lot of time in flower shops but have a realistic idea of how they operate.
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« Reply #7026 on: April 19, 2017, 09:59:29 PM »
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also lol it's all used goods now too, the money is gone short of putting it on ebay and getting lucky some equally stupid broad buys it

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« Reply #7027 on: April 19, 2017, 10:17:19 PM »
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Whats the female version of cucked?  Some :unparsons: is forcing her to sit in the corner and watch as he clicks away furiously 18 hours a day instead of the other way around

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« Reply #7028 on: April 19, 2017, 10:35:46 PM »
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« Reply #7029 on: April 20, 2017, 12:17:38 AM »
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Feel bad for that obviously sad fat bitch but the goon is living the dream so good for him.

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« Reply #7030 on: April 20, 2017, 12:37:39 AM »
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Plus now, since my husband is so lazy I'm having to walk 1.5 miles to the closest grocery store which is whole foods (way more expensive) than being able to drive to Von's. Since my husband hates Whole Foods, he's been eating at Burger King that's just outside our complex for 3 meals a day which is so freaking expensive.

The true kicker is he just doesn't care what I'm having to go through, he's not even pretending to look for a job, he said he would divorce me if I even mention taking his computer back and I'm tempted to oblige him. He said it's finally fair that since I get to live out my dream of being a photographer, he gets to live out his dream of Having and awesome gaming system. He's gained 100lbs since we were married 3 years ago and has done nothing with his degree and I've supported him in just about everything. I'm just so fed up and feel like he doesn't give a crap about me and on top of all this he still pressures me to have "porno sex" with him whenever I'm home.

holy fuck lmao

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« Reply #7031 on: April 20, 2017, 12:45:15 AM »
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If that's real then holy shit. Burger King 3 times a day? Disgusting, kill me now fam.

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« Reply #7032 on: April 20, 2017, 12:51:30 AM »
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If that's real then holy shit. Burger King 3 times a day? Disgusting, kill me now fam.

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« Reply #7033 on: April 20, 2017, 07:44:21 AM »
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Imagine having to fuck a dude with 3-meal-a-day BK farts.

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« Reply #7034 on: April 20, 2017, 07:50:34 AM »
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I hope feminism comes full circle and makes computer gaming goobers the current year version of gold diggin whores who get alimony payments for being useless.

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« Reply #7035 on: April 20, 2017, 11:50:06 AM »
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Cheating is the one thing I'm willing to go full-swole 888hamburgers on. Zero tolerance, including the past. Once a cheater, always a cheater + everyone I've ever known who has cheated has eventually done it again. There's not even a valid theoretical reason to justify cheating and if it's been done in non-lifetime long relationships, what makes you think it won't happen when a lifetime-relationship that eventually hits a rocky lul.

If you break up with someone seconds before cheating, well shit... that's brutal but still not cheating and at least you have the balls to not be a total coward.

I honestly consider it mental-disorder levels of brokebrain fuckupery. Needing that crutch or fallback option. I don't even know.

Men like strange pussy. It's instinct, not mental illness you faggot. I've never cheated on my wife, but I don't think guys who have are brokebrains that's fucking retarded.

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« Reply #7036 on: April 20, 2017, 12:56:42 PM »
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Reddit, help! My faggot son won't stop sticking toilet plungers up his ass, what do I do????

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-ncVtieLwo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-ncVtieLwo</a>

If you answered "take him to a sex shop." Congratulations, you're a Reddit user. And lol she says she's going to write her son a letter about it.

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« Reply #7037 on: April 20, 2017, 12:57:57 PM »
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Cheating is the one thing I'm willing to go full-swole 888hamburgers on. Zero tolerance, including the past. Once a cheater, always a cheater + everyone I've ever known who has cheated has eventually done it again. There's not even a valid theoretical reason to justify cheating and if it's been done in non-lifetime long relationships, what makes you think it won't happen when a lifetime-relationship that eventually hits a rocky lul.

If you break up with someone seconds before cheating, well shit... that's brutal but still not cheating and at least you have the balls to not be a total coward.

I honestly consider it mental-disorder levels of brokebrain fuckupery. Needing that crutch or fallback option. I don't even know.

Men like strange pussy. It's instinct, not mental illness you faggot. I've never cheated on my wife, but I don't think guys who have are brokebrains that's fucking retarded.

This -- cheating is something you forego as part of a tradeoff.  You agree to only fuck one woman in return for her keeping your home and raising your kids and shit.
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« Reply #7038 on: April 20, 2017, 02:25:59 PM »
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Reddit, help! My faggot son won't stop sticking toilet plungers up his ass, what do I do????

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-ncVtieLwo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-ncVtieLwo</a>

If you answered "take him to a sex shop." Congratulations, you're a Reddit user. And lol she says she's going to write her son a letter about it.

Hahahahhahah dear god but I could totally listen to Metokur just read posts from r/relationships all day.

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« Reply #7039 on: April 20, 2017, 07:56:57 PM »
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Cheating is the one thing I'm willing to go full-swole 888hamburgers on. Zero tolerance, including the past. Once a cheater, always a cheater + everyone I've ever known who has cheated has eventually done it again. There's not even a valid theoretical reason to justify cheating and if it's been done in non-lifetime long relationships, what makes you think it won't happen when a lifetime-relationship that eventually hits a rocky lul.

If you break up with someone seconds before cheating, well shit... that's brutal but still not cheating and at least you have the balls to not be a total coward.

I honestly consider it mental-disorder levels of brokebrain fuckupery. Needing that crutch or fallback option. I don't even know.

Men like strange pussy. It's instinct, not mental illness you faggot. I've never cheated on my wife, but I don't think guys who have are brokebrains that's fucking retarded.

This -- cheating is something you forego as part of a tradeoff.  You agree to only fuck one woman in return for her keeping your home and raising your kids and shit.
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« Reply #7040 on: April 20, 2017, 11:48:33 PM »
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Cheating is the one thing I'm willing to go full-swole 888hamburgers on. Zero tolerance, including the past. Once a cheater, always a cheater + everyone I've ever known who has cheated has eventually done it again. There's not even a valid theoretical reason to justify cheating and if it's been done in non-lifetime long relationships, what makes you think it won't happen when a lifetime-relationship that eventually hits a rocky lul.

If you break up with someone seconds before cheating, well shit... that's brutal but still not cheating and at least you have the balls to not be a total coward.

I honestly consider it mental-disorder levels of brokebrain fuckupery. Needing that crutch or fallback option. I don't even know.

Men like strange pussy. It's instinct, not mental illness you faggot. I've never cheated on my wife, but I don't think guys who have are brokebrains that's fucking retarded.

This -- cheating is something you forego as part of a tradeoff.  You agree to only fuck one woman in return for her keeping your home and raising your kids and shit.
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« Reply #7041 on: April 21, 2017, 04:02:54 PM »
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i unironically think burger king farts guy is the guy my friend's divorcing right now. and also if you guys are wondering why women cheat, read the burger king farts story again. i'm morally against it and judge the hell out of people for it too, but that's why it happens.

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« Reply #7042 on: April 21, 2017, 04:33:42 PM »
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BK Fartman is even less of an excuse to cheat, because there shouldn't be any guilt in dumping his ass and going out to bang someone else, right away. No shame in that.

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« Reply #7043 on: April 21, 2017, 04:50:24 PM »
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BK Fartman is even less of an excuse to cheat, because there shouldn't be any guilt in dumping his ass and going out to bang someone else, right away. No shame in that.

well yeah we both understand that, but young adults tend to get weird with codependency

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« Reply #7044 on: April 21, 2017, 08:52:50 PM »
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ITT a mentally ill man tells other men what women really think

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« Reply #7045 on: April 21, 2017, 08:58:15 PM »
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I really can't get over someone eating Burger King three times a day, even the grilled chicken sandwich looks unhealthy.

These two manage to live somewhere where not only her car gets stolen but the only take out option is BK?  :facepalm:

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« Reply #7046 on: April 22, 2017, 12:21:04 AM »
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I've been working my ass off for 2 weeks solid driving around hundreds of miles a day so I've been stuck with fast food and after like the 3rd day I just didnt eat. I'll be good without a french fry for the next year at least. Having the time time to have fresh meat and veggies tonight was like heaven. I have no idea how someone could eat fast food three times a day for months. Gross.

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« Reply #7047 on: April 23, 2017, 07:26:07 PM »
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Some kind of super beta posted this. You can tell who the women are just by their comments.

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I [21M] am spending quite a bit of money throwing my "friend" [21F] a birthday party. I'm a bit worried about how I'll be perceived in doing so.
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I put "friend" in quotations because we do have a weird history together and most of our friends think we should be dating. I'm not trying to hook up with her or anything either. I just started a great job and want to do something special for her. I'm spending quite a bit of money out of pocket for everyone going to this party, but I'm not sure how I'll look by doing so.
Will I look like I'm just trying to get with her? Will I look desperate? Give me your honest opinion!
TL;DR - Spending a lot of money for my friends party and worried about how I'll look in doing so

Update:
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/672z5l/update_i_21m_am_spending_quite_a_bit_of_money/
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The party went off without a hitch!
I ended up spending quite a bit less money than I originally estimated and concentrated on making sure the birthday girl had a great time. I took a lot of the advice given to me and I just wanted to thank everyone who was honest with me. Nobody at the party thought I had any ill intentions and even thanked me for being so generous and planning the party.
I should probably mention as well that some things have changed in our relationship. We had a long, real talk at the end of the night and we both decided to quit lying to ourselves. In a few weeks, once finals are over and we both have some time to ourselves, we are going to discuss dating again.
Thank you guys so much for your honesty!
TL;DR - Party went well, took some of your advice, and things are looking good for a future relationship!

Good luck, champ.

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« Reply #7048 on: April 23, 2017, 07:58:19 PM »
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Some kind of super beta posted this. You can tell who the women are just by their comments.

Original:
I [21M] am spending quite a bit of money throwing my "friend" [21F] a birthday party. I'm a bit worried about how I'll be perceived in doing so.
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I put "friend" in quotations because we do have a weird history together and most of our friends think we should be dating. I'm not trying to hook up with her or anything either. I just started a great job and want to do something special for her. I'm spending quite a bit of money out of pocket for everyone going to this party, but I'm not sure how I'll look by doing so.
Will I look like I'm just trying to get with her? Will I look desperate? Give me your honest opinion!
TL;DR - Spending a lot of money for my friends party and worried about how I'll look in doing so

Update:
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/672z5l/update_i_21m_am_spending_quite_a_bit_of_money/
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The party went off without a hitch!
I ended up spending quite a bit less money than I originally estimated and concentrated on making sure the birthday girl had a great time. I took a lot of the advice given to me and I just wanted to thank everyone who was honest with me. Nobody at the party thought I had any ill intentions and even thanked me for being so generous and planning the party.
I should probably mention as well that some things have changed in our relationship. We had a long, real talk at the end of the night and we both decided to quit lying to ourselves. In a few weeks, once finals are over and we both have some time to ourselves, we are going to discuss dating again.
Thank you guys so much for your honesty!
TL;DR - Party went well, took some of your advice, and things are looking good for a future relationship!

Good luck, champ.
Was hoping she showed up with Chad and they fucked in OP's bed.

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« Reply #7049 on: April 23, 2017, 11:17:50 PM »
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Poor guy, I bet nobody on reddit is gonna tell him that "I just don't have time for a relationship right now" is a girl's way of saying "nah nigga."

Took me awhile to figure that one out for myself lol
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