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« Reply #7475 on: October 13, 2017, 10:46:38 AM »
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Possibly the dumbest thing I've ever read.

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One theory about the reason Harvey is being exposed now is that he was in the early process of making movie with Meryl Streep that is anti-NRA and anti-gun. So he’s been black-balled and reputation destroyed in order to kill that movie.
Not saying he didn’t deserve to be called out on what he did, but just giving a possible reason why it’s happening now.

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« Reply #7476 on: October 13, 2017, 12:10:19 PM »
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Anti-gun Hollywood throws Jew producer under the bus for making anti-gun movie. This story checks out.
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« Reply #7477 on: October 17, 2017, 01:46:31 PM »
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Proud WoC makes funpost in r/TrollXChromosomes about how she believes all non-whites are born through the butthole, TrollX believes the story wholeheartedly

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I decided not to include the whole story in the OP because it would have been too long.

When I was in junior high, I was minding my own business alone at a lunch table when two white boys walked up to me and started pestering me about my skin color. I was used to it because I was literally the only WoC at my school so I just ignored them. After throwing my lunch in the trash, one boy told me "You know your skin is that color because you were born anally and not vaginally right? All 'colored' people are. I hope that's nice to know!" and walked away.

Being an insecure girl I thought he was telling the truth. I was always ashamed of my skin color for years after. I wasn't ever taught about why people have different skin tones because of my backwater hometown where my family members were literally the only non-white people. They didn't cover anything but "God is great" in every class, including math.

My parents saved up enough money and I got grades good enough to send me to a university in New York. I've met some great people here, but the other day in a discussion group I talked about how I thought PoC were made and that we don't need to be ashamed of ourselves for it. Immediately the class erupted into laughter, including the professor. Then they realized I sincerely thought that way. I'm 22. I never learned better, and I just announced to a class that I was born from a woman's anus. They all got really quiet and the professor mentioned that "things don't work that way" without telling me any more. After class he pulled me aside and told me I was lied to.

I'm so fucking humiliated and scared. I don't think I can go back to school. I feel stupid and unwanted and now my classmates are probably going to call me the butthole girl. I need a bottle of wine and preferably some strong painkillers so I can medicinally addle myself to the point where this was all a dream. Fuck this so much. This is what racism and the patriarchy do to us.


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That story has the sound of systematic racism in it to me. I would put money on one of their grandfather's telling them this racist lie and the kids believing it and telling his classmates what he learned from his grandfather... I'm sorry those people are assholes.

My therapist taught me about thought blocking to prevent intrusive thoughts and memories from continuing to cause me grief. Everytime I recognize that thought, I was taught to picture a stop sign and focus on stopping the thought. I am a fan of game of thrones so I imagine The Mountain in all his ugly glory standing between me and this thought and it helps me to stop obsessing over it.

I'm sorry this happened to you.


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I am so sorry that happened to you. It's not fair. Please know that there's nothing wrong with you, and I should hope that your classmates understand and will be sensitive about all this. If you need to, though, would it be possible to just drop out of that class instead of quitting school altogether?

You're 22 and in college. So many people your age can't say the same. You weren't given this opportunity, you earned it. Just based on that, I'd be willing to bet you aren't stupid. Remember, the smartest people can still believe some rather silly things

https://www.reddit.com/r/TrollXChromosomes/comments/76x4dj/im_a_woc_who_grew_up_in_an_allwhite_community_mrw/?sort=controversial



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« Reply #7478 on: October 17, 2017, 06:30:00 PM »
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I was pretty dumb as a child, so for some reason I thought cesarian section babies were born through the butthole because I never bothered to find the real answer and filled in the blanks with my imagination.  That theory was struck down pretty quickly when the conversation turned to C-sections on my busride home from elementary school one day.

 "I came out of my mom's vagina"
 "well I came out of my mom's butthole" :smug: :smug:
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« Reply #7479 on: October 17, 2017, 06:59:47 PM »
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I felt second-hand cringe from reading that. Feel bad for the girl, but she's also clearly an idiot. Maybe don't speak confidently on a matter, with your entire class as an audience, if your only info on it is from a random insult you heard when you were a young child. Probably didn't deserve to get humiliated in front of her all her classmates and teacher, but them's the breaks.

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« Reply #7480 on: October 17, 2017, 07:09:08 PM »
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The dumbest thing I believed at roughly that age, a few years younger actually, was that Quislings were a kind of Jews (from a Woody Allen joke I took at face value). I still cringe at the memory.

That said, yeah, trolling one of the most easily trolled subreddits.

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« Reply #7481 on: October 17, 2017, 09:24:15 PM »
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No way in hell is that story true. No way.

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« Reply #7482 on: October 18, 2017, 04:17:06 PM »
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This guy really checked off all the boxes needed to go to prison for life while innocent.

https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/776wyn/az_wrongly_accused_of_sexual_abuse/
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My pre-teen daughter recently called the police and alleged that I have sexually abused her. I voluntarily went with the officers for questioning and told the detective that what she is alleging is not true. The detective asked if I would voluntarily submit to taking a voice analysis test to prove if what I was saying was dishonest; I passed all 3 tests. He asked if my daughter and I have been fighting or what would be her motive and I did not have an answer. I explained some of her past behavior that I could remember at the time and said it may be for attention.
She alleges that I have exposed myself and have masturbated in front of her. As well, touching her inappropriately.
My ex-wife and I noticed my daughter displaying sexual behavior from an early age, but when we consulted a therapist, we were told that it was natural and not to worry. My daughter has also had issues with telling the truth for as long as we can remember. Her behavior and some of the history, which I will omit to avoid personally identifying her or our family, seems to be sociopathic and very concerning.
DCS required that my fiancé and her daughter move in with her parents and my daughter move in with my ex-wife. I packed my daughters’ stuff, but while packing I came across journals and diaries with stories and writing that shows her disturbing behavior.
The detective suggested that my ex-wife monitor her phone, in hopes that she will slip up and tell someone about the lies or say something that they could use to prove she made up the allegations. My ex-wife has screenshots of messages and texts with shocking behavior and ridiculous lies. While the messages do not pertain to the allegations, they do show her instability.

It has been almost a week and I have not heard from the detective or from DCS.
Should I reach out to the detective and offer this information (journals, texts, etc.)? If the investigation does not need it, I would rather not share it, so that I can avoid embarrassing my daughter. But, I want this to be over with so that my fiancé and her daughter can return home and we can start piecing our lives back together.
What happens next and what can I expect? I have been reluctant to get a lawyer because I know that I am innocent and I trust that the detective will interview her teachers and administration at her school and her after-school program to get a better understanding of her behavior and drop the investigation.
What happens to my daughter? She was seeing a psychologist until February. We reached out to him and explained this situation and some of the behavior (she showed him some of the texts) she was exhibiting. He agreed to see her and help her deal with the emotions, but said that this is beyond his expertise and gave us names of people that handle these types of cases. We are going to get my daughter treatment with a psychotherapist and considered in-patient treatment (although, she must be 13 or older in the places we found).
I have never felt so destroyed and so helpless in my life. I just want to do what is right so that we can move past this and my daughter can get the help she needs. Any help is greatly appreciated.
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« Reply #7483 on: October 18, 2017, 05:29:37 PM »
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Holy shit, "I don't have a lawyer because I know I'm innocent" gives me a full body shudder.
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« Reply #7484 on: October 18, 2017, 05:37:24 PM »
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« Reply #7485 on: October 18, 2017, 08:01:05 PM »
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Prison or not, that guy is gonna have a black grandson in the next few years, and his daughter's gonna die of an overdose by 25.

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« Reply #7486 on: October 19, 2017, 01:01:05 AM »
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I fukken lold so hard when he said he trusted the police oh my god what a jackass

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« Reply #7487 on: October 19, 2017, 02:15:05 AM »
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Someone raped that girl. Idk if it was him, but somebody did.
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« Reply #7488 on: October 24, 2017, 10:17:55 PM »
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No way in hell is that story true. No way.

A big part of being in the victim group is getting approval and status by coming up with weird pathological liar ways that you were a victim

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« Reply #7489 on: October 26, 2017, 03:51:11 PM »
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Autocratic Reddit admins mad with power have been shutting down more mostly right wing subs (http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-41760968) but also


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« Reply #7490 on: October 26, 2017, 05:42:12 PM »
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The newly banned and removed pages include r/NationalSocialism, r/Nazi, r/whitesarecriminals and r/far_right.

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Reddit should have also changed /r/nazi into a board about Nazi Paikidze, in fact, I'm kinda surprised they didn't

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« Reply #7491 on: October 26, 2017, 06:36:56 PM »
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Autocratic Reddit admins mad with power have been shutting down more mostly right wing subs (http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-41760968) but also



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« Reply #7492 on: October 26, 2017, 06:59:37 PM »
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now what is post regret doing to do with all that karma stuck on a reddit account named HORSECOCK_ENTHUSAIST


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« Reply #7493 on: November 03, 2017, 07:29:09 PM »
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Well, how about create a whistle-blower protection for employees who've been abused by their employers and can't come to the cops without risking their careers. Or maybe restructuring the justice system to where multiple accusations of sexual assault are classified as evidence when someone does come forward.

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« Reply #7494 on: November 03, 2017, 08:04:54 PM »
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Yes, that would never be abused by women ever.
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« Reply #7495 on: November 03, 2017, 08:54:00 PM »
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Best summary of Reddit I've seen, from 4chan ofc:

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« Reply #7496 on: November 03, 2017, 09:10:25 PM »
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The petty slap fights that they get into over down votes supports that point.
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« Reply #7497 on: November 04, 2017, 12:56:56 PM »
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*steps up to mic*

*clears throat*

"..........Drumpf."  :unparsons:

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« Reply #7498 on: November 04, 2017, 01:10:58 PM »
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*steps up to mic*

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"..........Drumpf."  :unparsons:

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« Reply #7499 on: November 04, 2017, 02:43:40 PM »
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https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/7am006/my_wife_40s_f_and_i_40s_m_are_both_seeing_other/

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My wife [40s F] and I [40s M] are both seeing other people but choose to stay together regardless. Our oldest child [29 F] is very angry at us for this and fighting with our other children [25 M and 21 F] about the situation.Relationships
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This is my first post on Reddit and I hope I am doing this right. Please let me know if there is something I need to fix. I hope that this website can provide a more diverse range of opinions than my family and friends can.
My wife, Marge, and I were high school sweethearts and we have been married for over 25 years. We have three adult children: Lisa [29], Bart [25], and Maggie [21]. Lisa and Bart live on their own and Maggie is still in college.
Life has generally been good and we have never wanted for anything, but I would be lying if I said that the spark had not died down during the past decade. Despite this, Marge and I are still very close and we never fight with each other. I don't know if you would describe our relationship as one with romantic love or sexual intimacy, but we are both very much connected to each other and I couldn't imagine spending my life with anyone else.
Neither one of us is quite sure how this happened, but during the past 4-5 years, we have both been seeing other people. This will sound very odd to most people, but we had never made any effort to hide the fact that we were seeing another person. It was like one day, we both realized what was happening and we both started laughing about it. Marge knows that I am seeing several different men and women and I know that she has her boyfriends. We're both comfortable with this and we encourage each other to have fun and be happy.
Despite our best efforts to keep this a secret, our children found out. My wife accidentally left her email account logged in on Maggie's iPad and Maggie went through her emails and printed out all of the private conversations between Marge and her boyfriends to give to me. Maggie and I had a long talk about the situation and I explained to her that not only was I aware of her mother's actions, but that I supported her mother 100% and that it was a mutual agreement between us. After my wife confirmed that it was true, Maggie said that she understood and would support us doing whatever made us happy. Our son Bart had a similar reaction and is fine with the situation as long as we are both happy.
Unfortunately, Lisa has not been nearly as open minded as Maggie and Bart have been. Lisa has been calling my wife and crying on the phone to her, begging for her to leave me. Lisa does not believe that an open relationship can exist and she believes that I am manipulating Marge into staying with me. It has gotten to the point where my wife is tired of explaining the situation and has begun hanging up the phone whenever Lisa brings the subject up. Lisa has tried to get her siblings on her side, but neither Bart nor Maggie want anything to do with her after some of the posts she made online about us. Maggie and Lisa also got into a screaming match about the situation and Lisa banned Maggie from her house until further notice.
The holidays are coming up soon and I don't know if there's a way to fix this and make our family whole again. I've started to lose hope that Lisa will ever come around and accept the situation for what it is. I love my daughter with all my heart and I don't want to lose her over this.
tl;dr: Wife and I have been married for over 25 years and have an open relationship. Our adult children found out and our oldest daughter is not taking it well, believing that open relationships can't exist and claiming that I manipulated my wife. Our youngest two children are angry at the oldest for not being happy for us. I love all of my children and I don't know what to do to fix this.

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