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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1425 on: December 05, 2017, 08:13:32 PM »
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Cracked going the way of SA: Bankrupt
I genuinely forgot Cracked existed since I haven't read an article since 2013. Any link to an article about them going bankrupt? 
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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1426 on: December 05, 2017, 11:25:58 PM »
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No official word but apparently they've had quite a few layoffs. David Wong, the worst of them is still there, but most of the other names I recognized are gone.

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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1427 on: December 29, 2017, 09:27:49 AM »
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No official word but apparently they've had quite a few layoffs. David Wong, the worst of them is still there, but most of the other names I recognized are gone.

https://splinternews.com/cracked-lays-off-25-as-the-great-digital-media-purge-co-1821055164

also lol at the projection: http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_2473_the-year-2017-if-trump-hadnt-won-election/
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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1428 on: December 29, 2017, 02:50:10 PM »
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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1429 on: January 22, 2018, 12:37:49 PM »
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Hmmm...

http://www.cracked.com/blog/be-warned-your-own-trump-coming/ is an interesting article.

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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1430 on: January 22, 2018, 12:45:55 PM »
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You could retitle that "12 reasons you must absolutely ensure the left never gets back in power".

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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1431 on: January 22, 2018, 09:38:17 PM »
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It's a rare instance of non doublethink

If leftists didn't doublethink, they wouldn't be leftists.

And they already had their Trump. He was black, effeminate and fucked this country raw for eight years.

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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1432 on: January 23, 2018, 07:15:42 PM »
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It's a rare instance of non doublethink

If leftists didn't doublethink, they wouldn't be leftists.

And they already had their Trump. He was black, effeminate and fucked this country raw for eight years.
Yeah the whole concept that Trump is the first of his kind is comical.

Trump himself is a reaction to an army of liberal caricatures. The reason Trump seems so ridiculous to a moderate person is because he is an equal and opposite reaction to the Feinsteins and Obamas of America.

In a political arena where logic and polite discourse reigned supreme, Trump would be a terrible president. But in the current climate he is an absolute necessity. Anybody else would be apologizing to the liberals at every step and being walked all over by the hordes of people who use "being offended" as an intimidation tactic.

I had wondered for many years how long it would take conservatives to figure out the game. They kept trying to play by the old rules with people like Romney or McCain. Thank god they figured it out just in the nick of time.
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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1433 on: January 23, 2018, 08:08:44 PM »
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It's a rare instance of non doublethink

If leftists didn't doublethink, they wouldn't be leftists.

And they already had their Trump. He was black, effeminate and fucked this country raw for eight years.
Yeah the whole concept that Trump is the first of his kind is comical.

Trump himself is a reaction to an army of liberal caricatures. The reason Trump seems so ridiculous to a moderate person is because he is an equal and opposite reaction to the Feinsteins and Obamas of America.

In a political arena where logic and polite discourse reigned supreme, Trump would be a terrible president. But in the current climate he is an absolute necessity. Anybody else would be apologizing to the liberals at every step and being walked all over by the hordes of people who use "being offended" as an intimidation tactic.

I had wondered for many years how long it would take conservatives to figure out the game. They kept trying to play by the old rules with people like Romney or McCain. Thank god they figured it out just in the nick of time.

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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1434 on: January 23, 2018, 09:05:23 PM »
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I had wondered for many years how long it would take conservatives to figure out the game. They kept trying to play by the old rules with people like Romney or McCain. Thank god they figured it out just in the nick of time.

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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1435 on: January 23, 2018, 09:56:05 PM »
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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1436 on: January 24, 2018, 05:11:22 AM »
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It's a rare instance of non doublethink

If leftists didn't doublethink, they wouldn't be leftists.

And they already had their Trump. He was black, effeminate and fucked this country raw for eight years.

The left's version of Trump would have mystery meat skin, would only speak Esperanto, would weigh 370 lbs and and would literally defecate and throw it whenever xir's sensibilities were offended.

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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1438 on: May 20, 2018, 08:04:16 PM »
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Sadly many Gen X edgelords have grown up to be shitheel liberals

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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1439 on: May 20, 2018, 08:29:34 PM »
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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1440 on: May 20, 2018, 08:43:13 PM »
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seanbaby could be funny back in the day when he was writing about 70s martial arts manuals and shitty 80s stuff.  now he spends his days laying sick burns on trump via twitter  :rolleyes:
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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1441 on: May 20, 2018, 08:45:20 PM »
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I remember him calling a mega man villain a tar baby in an egm like 15 years back.

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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1442 on: May 21, 2018, 12:20:44 AM »
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I remember him calling a mega man villain a tar baby in an egm like 15 years back.

Is there a screenshot?
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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1443 on: May 21, 2018, 01:56:58 AM »
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Not sure. This was print. He used to do comedy columns for EGM.

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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1444 on: May 21, 2018, 08:35:00 PM »
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I remember that it was Oil Man that seanbaby called a tar baby.

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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1445 on: May 21, 2018, 09:39:35 PM »
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It really blows all the cool internet nerds I looked up to back in the late 90's as a teenager like Seanbaby and Harry Knowles turned out to be tired, nastily liberal old men in my adulthood. 


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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1446 on: May 22, 2018, 08:05:57 AM »
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cool internet nerds I looked up to back in the late 90's as a teenager like . . . Harry Knowles

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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1447 on: May 25, 2018, 11:03:51 PM »
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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1448 on: June 15, 2018, 08:01:30 AM »
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That "article" was a load of shit and fuck you for linking it.

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Re: Cracked going the way of SA, SJW pozzing up humor all over the place
« Reply #1449 on: June 15, 2018, 01:08:56 PM »
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That "article" was a load of shit and fuck you for linking it.

In what way? It looked like a liberal actually admitting that they unfairly dunk on Trump out of context.

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