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The BrooklynBruiser Doxx: So fat he needed his own thread
« on: January 26, 2014, 06:25:17 PM »
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Meet BrooklynBruiser, who inspired goonlove :goonlove: and diabetes .

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If you've been following the TVIV thread, new stuff starts around my part 4, where I talk about this feminist's love for celebrity incest porn and how he gets hard watching women getting tortured and shit.

Part 1: The Fattest Hits

So BrooklynBruiser loves two things: television, and pontificating like a motherfucker on everything. You know what they say: "Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who weigh 400 pounds, sit at home and bitch about it on Tumblr"

He's one of the strongest SJW on SA. He's a huge feminist who's big into making sure no one can even comment on celebrities without being publicly shamed:

Quote from: BrooklynBruiser
You still don't get to call misogyny a cheap buzzword.

He was also the driving force with getting Azure_Horizon banned. Not because he was a genuine rapist, but because he fucking hated his guts and found a convenient reason to get him to be banned. If someone had said a gay guy who has sex with other guys who claim they are "straight" but start sucking dick when they are wrong he would call you homophobic and kinkshaming clearly those guys were gays to begin with. I mean he literally has said that in the past discussing a character from a show.

Irish Joe said a certain black actress looked like "a pug in a dress" on episode of some comedy. here's the reaction:
Quote from: BrooklynBruiser
Given the extensive history of comparing black people to dogs being a way of degrading them... Yeah, it was fairly racist.
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Quote from: zoux
You know what's even worse than that? All these posts.

"Guys please don't call out racism, I don't like reading about it."
Quote from: BrooklynBruiser
Quote from: Rapey Joe Stalin
    Maybe it's a cultural thing distinct to America, and Irish Joe is actually spending his Wednesday nights wearing a pillowcase, but using dogs to describe black people really isn't a thing where I'm from.
It's very much a thing in the USA.

And, just a tip for the future, but perhaps try to not comment on things you aren't familiar with?
Quote from: BrooklynBruiser
Quote from: thexerox123
Or maybe you could try to recognize that there are people from places aside from the US in this thread? For fuck's sakes. Do you know for a fact that Irish Joe is from the US, even?

    Since when do you have to be from the US to judge whether or not something is racist?

When talking about an American actress, in an American show, on an American network, it's probably a good idea to have some idea of how comments might be viewed by Americans.
Quote from: BrooklynBruiser
Do you not see how dehumanizing people by making them sound bestial is a really, really common thing that racists do?
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And again you show your ignorance - "You're the real racist for noticing racism!" is a depressingly common argument in American racial discourse.

Yeah he keeps on piling on people he doesn't like screaming about racism and sexism all the time. Not just the quotes in the OP but yeah here he goes again:
Quote from: BrooklynBruiser
Quote from: Irish Joe
    Is Luke Cage a good black series?

What, pray tell, constitutes a "black series"?

And yeah just fucking shrill in general
Quote from: BrooklynBruiser
I have no idea what you mean by "gay show," but saying you can't watch something because it's too gay is awfully pejorative.
Quote from: BrooklynBruiser
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    what the fuck does abelist mean?

Like racist/sexist/classist, but with disabled people.


Oh yeah, and that's what he looks like:
Quote from: BrooklynBruiser" post="419091196
Me and my girlfriend. :3:


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Re: The BrooklynBruiser Doxx: So fat he needed his own thread
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2014, 06:25:26 PM »
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Part 2: Minority Retweets

He always uses an avatar of a black, muscular man and loves to talk about how he hates racism. Sadly, he's not friend with any black people on Facebook or on SA or anywhere really. That doesn't stop him from bitching at tv show "Girls" though:

Quote from: BrooklynBruiser
Ultimately, what it comes down to with me for Girls is that the lack of not-white people undercuts the core idea of authenticity. I'm a white 20-something living in NYC. I know people like the characters in Girls. I know a lot of them. I stopped watching Girls because I realized that I simultaneously identified with and utterly loathed the characters. It is a simple fact of living in New York City that your life will regularly include a lot of interaction with people of basically every conceivable background. You can't be a show that is about an authentic New York City experience and not have people of color in it. You just can't.

Sure, he'll try to get in a picture with them whenever he can:

but do any of these people are thinking anything other than "when is that fagget cracka going to leave? DAMN."

This is part of a series entitled "Holding people hostage for selfies". Other entries include:

Richard Lewis


Keith Olbermann (with an assist from BB's tits)


Chris Hardwick


Coworkers


Former bandmates


Some guy


Stephen Fry


Mac/Apple faggot

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Re: The BrooklynBruiser Doxx: So fat he needed his own thread
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2014, 06:26:43 PM »
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Part 2.5: Smug
He always has that goofy motherfucking grin whenever he takes a picture. What the fuck has that fat blob to be so smug about exactly?






When he's not smiling like a smug cunt, he's a cool cat



You're so fucking ugly, Mitch.
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Re: The BrooklynBruiser Doxx: So fat he needed his own thread
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2014, 06:28:10 PM »
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I see he pulls stars into his orbit.

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Re: The BrooklynBruiser Doxx: So fat he needed his own thread
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2014, 06:30:14 PM »
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He should be fucking euthanised immediately.

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Re: The BrooklynBruiser Doxx: So fat he needed his own thread
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2014, 06:32:09 PM »
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Ahahahahaah, holy shit. This is zeroselfawareness.jpg right here.
Credit where it's due, only 18 hours on steam in 2 weeks is remarkably low for a goon.
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Re: The BrooklynBruiser Doxx: So fat he needed his own thread
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2014, 06:33:00 PM »
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Part 4: When two blobs become one

Before he found an actual legit crazy person (schizo I think) to hitch his many wagons to, he used to look for love on the internet, including OKCupid
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/BklynBruzer?cf=profile

Reading his profile, you will discover things like:
- He's really really more sexually active than most men his age (or weight)
- He exercises just like the rest of the world, maybe slightly less.
- He says that 'Born to Run' is the soundtrack to his life

and many other fun details:



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Re: The BrooklynBruiser Doxx: So fat he needed his own thread
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2014, 06:33:34 PM »
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Trigger warning: the second video contains powerful audio of the manís fragmented urine stream.

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Re: The BrooklynBruiser Doxx: So fat he needed his own thread
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2014, 06:40:12 PM »
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Part 4: A huge feminist with big ideas

He's really heavy Tumblrist, his account occupies a meaty part of their universe, bulging with retweets for his witty broad comedy (mostly about Dr. Who)
http://bklynbruzer.tumblr.com/

He mocks PUAs, MRAs and all those damn MEN who won't shut up about women being evil. He also talks about feminism and why it matters and why these things are so important. It's obviously something that matters deeply to him, it's not like he hahaha

Yeah, like all those fucking SJWs and holier-than-thou bullshitters, he has a sordid past and even worst fantasies.



Much like Senior Woodchuck, he embraced that shit when it became trendy a few years ago and he thought it might help him get laid. He needs any help he can get, so who can blame him?

He also has hundreds of posts on C-S-S-A.com, which is not surprising considering how much television he watches. What's CSSA? Celebrity Sex Archive Stories. It's a site that LITRALLY exists only to objectify women.

Not just content of masturbating to fictional stories of celebrities forced to have sex, blackmailed or rape, he also wishes he could watch some sweet sweet Ashley and Jessica Simpson lesbian incest porn.

http://board.c-s-s-a.com/index.php?topic=7622.5

It's not like this stuff only goes back to 2007, back in 2010 he was commenting about porn stars and others on messageboards as well. He was so in love with that girl:

that he registered just to talk about her

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Re: The BrooklynBruiser Doxx: So fat he needed his own thread
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2014, 06:40:41 PM »
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lol what a faggot. "my 160 gb ipod is full of music i love :smug:" that would be around 2700 hours worth of music, that's over 100 days you're not listening to that shit you're just downloading whatever albums you think will make you a special snowflake.

also "more sexually active" that nigga cant even see his babydick

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Re: The BrooklynBruiser Doxx: So fat he needed his own thread
« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2014, 06:44:15 PM »
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I have never, ever, ever heard black people compared to dogs. In fact, I have heard a LOT of black people say white people smell like dogs, but never the other way around. I don't know who this land mass is, but he is clearly an insufferable faggot.

And let me tell you this (because I know you are reading it); that chick is not going to stay with you. She will leave you and hopefully for a black man. But at any rate, it will be for a man who has testosterone and not breasts. Or maybe you're a cuckold and into that. You probably clean up after her night on the town.

Tell me one good thing the earth lose when the plaque in his arteries sends him to his maker? I mean, that is a terrible thing to say, I know. And I'm not wishing him dead. In fact, I wish he would realize all of his problems and htfu. I wish he would realize that at twenty he is an abject retard and needs to really shut his goddamn pie hole and learn about real life. He needs to become aware that people around him hate him, especially black people. He needs to lay off the processed food, fats and oil and lose about 200 pounds. He needs to shut up shut up shut up. He needs to turn into a real man with a real brain and I sincerely hope this happens because at this point in his life he contributes nothing of use to this world.
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Re: The BrooklynBruiser Doxx: So fat he needed his own thread
« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2014, 06:46:32 PM »
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Calling it now.  Within 5 years he's going to "identify" as female.

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Re: The BrooklynBruiser Doxx: So fat he needed his own thread
« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2014, 06:48:40 PM »
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i'm very interested in why we think his gf is schizophrenic
Trigger warning: the second video contains powerful audio of the manís fragmented urine stream.

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Re: The BrooklynBruiser Doxx: So fat he needed his own thread
« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2014, 06:48:45 PM »
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Making animal comparisons to humans have existed for eons. It knows no race, gender, or creed.

I mean hell, for someone who reads a lot of books how could he not have read what Homer wrote? The island of Circe was a big analogy.
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« Reply #14 on: January 26, 2014, 06:51:19 PM »
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i'm very interested in why we think his gf is schizophrenic

Aside from the fact that she's his girlfriend, she was also convinced that her ex-boyfriend was the reincarnation of a Mayan sex deity made to pleasure her. She's semi-famous around certain circles because of just how batshit insane she is.

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Re: The BrooklynBruiser Doxx: So fat he needed his own thread
« Reply #15 on: January 26, 2014, 06:53:11 PM »
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Why do people where Transitions lenses?  They look fucking awful.  You could put them on a supermodel and they'd still look like shit.

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Re: The BrooklynBruiser Doxx: So fat he needed his own thread
« Reply #16 on: January 26, 2014, 06:53:33 PM »
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He also posts in the baseball threads a lot because baseball is the sport of choice for pathetic losers and SJWs on SA. Big shocker those losers like the one sport you don't need athleticism to play

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Re: The BrooklynBruiser Doxx: So fat he needed his own thread
« Reply #17 on: January 26, 2014, 06:54:41 PM »
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i'm very interested in why we think his gf is schizophrenic

Aside from the fact that she's his girlfriend, she was also convinced that her ex-boyfriend was the reincarnation of a Mayan sex deity made to pleasure her. She's semi-famous around certain circles because of just how batshit insane she is.

details forthcoming?
Trigger warning: the second video contains powerful audio of the manís fragmented urine stream.

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Re: The BrooklynBruiser Doxx: So fat he needed his own thread
« Reply #18 on: January 26, 2014, 06:56:22 PM »
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Hahahaha what a Mr. Potato-head.


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Re: The BrooklynBruiser Doxx: So fat he needed his own thread
« Reply #19 on: January 26, 2014, 06:57:46 PM »
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i'm very interested in why we think his gf is schizophrenic

Aside from the fact that she's his girlfriend, she was also convinced that her ex-boyfriend was the reincarnation of a Mayan sex deity made to pleasure her. She's semi-famous around certain circles because of just how batshit insane she is.

"around certain circles" what circles other than his orbit??

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« Reply #20 on: January 26, 2014, 07:00:13 PM »
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details forthcoming?

might have more stuff coming up on her, yes.

Also Chris Hardwick, seen earlier held hostage by BB and feeling really uncomfortable, might have had good reasons to react that way. Upon seeing him play bowling, he only had this to say:

http://xpoworld.net/cm-punk-aj-lee-team-wwe-wrestle-nerdist-all-star-celebrity-bowling/
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Re: The BrooklynBruiser Doxx: So fat he needed his own thread
« Reply #21 on: January 26, 2014, 07:02:35 PM »
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BrooklynBruiser does OKCupid a hell of a lot better than Finn does because he doesn't sound so fucking awkward in comparison. Said profile has him bitching about how music dominates his life.

Also: fat babyface SJW from TVIV who enjoys lesbian incest porn.

 :nixon: Good job cs. Can't wait to see what's coming up. :reagan:

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« Reply #22 on: January 26, 2014, 07:05:50 PM »
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Thanks. Getting some good jailbait quotes from the C-S-S-A thread. Looks like he would have love to bang a 13 year old Hermione.

And he can't pretend that 'well I stopped posting there ages ago!' he uses a fucking 'There Will Be Blood' quote in his sig, by when he was in full SJW mode on SA

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« Reply #23 on: January 26, 2014, 07:08:08 PM »
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Thanks. Getting some good jailbait quotes from the C-S-S-A thread. Looks like he would have love to bang a 13 year old Hermione.

And he can't pretend that 'well I stopped posting there ages ago!' he uses a fucking 'There Will Be Blood' quote in his sig, by when he was in full SJW mode on SA

 :stare:
Trigger warning: the second video contains powerful audio of the manís fragmented urine stream.

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Re: The BrooklynBruiser Doxx: So fat he needed his own thread
« Reply #24 on: January 26, 2014, 07:08:42 PM »
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And he can't pretend that 'well I stopped posting there ages ago!' he uses a fucking 'There Will Be Blood' quote in his sig, by when he was in full SJW mode on SA

at least we know his gf isnt pregnant