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Big thank you to the person who made this info available.
Y'all might remember when Abe got owned by a 13 year old after helping harass him on twitter for saying "Comedians should be able to do any source material, its part of comedy". Well after raspy leaked shit to 4 chan and the ensuing shit fest that followed hes now resolved to leave. Well here's abe having a bitchfit in the modforum. I'm mentioned for some reason lol



What a coincidence this happens when lowtax told you to knock off the random bans



You just need to quit abe. Its been a few weeks like you said, you've done more than enough.
« Last Edit: August 11, 2014, 08:25:25 PM by Dying Alone With Cats »
Quote from: Zeitgueist" post="418198255
It wouldn't be the first time that people in or related to the forums tried to harass someone into suicide.
It's sad because basically Fire's biggest offense is trying to be a decent human being.

Quote from: Zeitgueist" post="418199650
Hello Something Sensitive poster Clemen.

Even if this were true(it's not), people got mad because he doesn't find it funny to shit on people, unlike Real Internet Cool People.

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Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2014, 12:33:51 AM »
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Also as a side note here's admission from the horse's mouth that Ozma gave that weird pedodude Fire a parachute account after he was banned for the princess maker shit.

Quote from: Zeitgueist" post="418198255
It wouldn't be the first time that people in or related to the forums tried to harass someone into suicide.
It's sad because basically Fire's biggest offense is trying to be a decent human being.

Quote from: Zeitgueist" post="418199650
Hello Something Sensitive poster Clemen.

Even if this were true(it's not), people got mad because he doesn't find it funny to shit on people, unlike Real Internet Cool People.

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Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2014, 12:38:21 AM »
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What a faggot.

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Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2014, 01:02:48 AM »
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Still lol everytime I see this. 13 year old kid who has the controversial (to Abe and Co) opinion that "Comedy should be open to any topic"
Quote from: Zeitgueist" post="418198255
It wouldn't be the first time that people in or related to the forums tried to harass someone into suicide.
It's sad because basically Fire's biggest offense is trying to be a decent human being.

Quote from: Zeitgueist" post="418199650
Hello Something Sensitive poster Clemen.

Even if this were true(it's not), people got mad because he doesn't find it funny to shit on people, unlike Real Internet Cool People.

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Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2014, 01:04:24 AM »
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Abe is problematic.

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Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2014, 01:04:47 AM »
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I could scream FAKE but that looks pretty real and makes a great deal of sense given the nature of SA's moderation. The last couple of years I've seen stuff like one mod encouraging video game social justice discussion while another mod dropped the Anita Sarkeesian thread into FYAD for mocking purposes. Or one mod banning people for saying 'faggot' while another mod wrote an effortpost defending every goon's right to call people faggots. It makes perfect sense that the mod forum is practically a war zone.

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Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2014, 01:06:40 AM »
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I could scream FAKE but that looks pretty real and makes a great deal of sense given the nature of SA's moderation. The last couple of years I've seen stuff like one mod encouraging video game social justice discussion while another mod dropped the Anita Sarkeesian thread into FYAD for mocking purposes. Or one mod banning people for saying 'faggot' while another mod wrote an effortpost defending every goon's right to call people faggots. It makes perfect sense that the mod forum is practically a war zone.
Its 100% real. I can't go into much detail though.
Quote from: Zeitgueist" post="418198255
It wouldn't be the first time that people in or related to the forums tried to harass someone into suicide.
It's sad because basically Fire's biggest offense is trying to be a decent human being.

Quote from: Zeitgueist" post="418199650
Hello Something Sensitive poster Clemen.

Even if this were true(it's not), people got mad because he doesn't find it funny to shit on people, unlike Real Internet Cool People.

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Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2014, 01:09:44 AM »
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Abe is problematic.

The kid's 'attack' on solikebasically had nothing to do with comedy though, that tweet came later. They dogpiled him for

1. responding to a tweet she made about "Twitter staff not taking the people sending me rape threats seriously!" with "of fucking course they don't care, because they're just internet threats"

2. calling her a feminazi when she responded with some angry internet burn about his dick to his last tweet.

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« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2014, 01:11:13 AM »
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Ahahaha - the mod forum is more shameful than GBS. No wonder they hand wring over leaks.

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Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2014, 01:13:41 AM »
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How hard is it even to mod a comedy forum?  All you have to do is ban unfunny posters that nobody likes, and occasionally clean up some spamming.  You fucked up if you are arguing with other mods about rules lawyering of your zany forum rules and challenges.

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Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2014, 01:30:33 AM »
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All the mods should do is remove and ban people posting child porn from the forums, and that's about all they should have to do, but noooooooooooooo they make shit hard, and protect the people posting child porn.
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Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2014, 01:31:16 AM »
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All you have to do is ban unfunny posters that nobody likes,

Congratulations, you've just shown that you're Too Dumb To Moderate A Forum.

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Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2014, 01:46:37 AM »
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Abe, Abe, most of us liked what was going on with new GBS, we just resented on you being the wettest fucking blanket by modding the hell out of it whenever someone stole your precious attention.

All I'm seeing from these leaks is one more reason to wash my hands of SA, beyond making cheap potshots at them off-site. How the hell did this forum manage to be so dysfunctional? How do you manage to build up so much pointless, worthless drama and deep seated animosity on what is basically a website about being funny?

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Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2014, 01:49:19 AM »
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Yeah, the biggest problem with SAs moderating is that it's too heavy-handed because the people doing it have been doing it forever and are very obviously power tripping assholes. All a mod should ever do is janitorial work like remove spamming, remove NWS stuff in worksafe-forums etc.. This whole intricate system of punishments SA has and uses already takes stuff, way way too far and is mostly about mods&admins getting off. If there's somebody who's constantly shitting the place up with like twenty empty threads or something every night it'd be fine to permaban that dude, else really nothing should be done, maybe at most use the probation system if somebody is seriously melting down and posting IRL info about somebody else or something. If that would happen, maybe SA would still have interesting posts. Even with new-GBS faggots like Abe couldn't resist more than a few weeks to "enforce the rules" and funny/interesting threads still get gassed because ~*directions of the forums*~.

This shit will never change though.



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Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2014, 01:53:22 AM »
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The best part is that he hasn't "stepped down" a month later. He wanted a pity party in the mod forum and everyone to beg him to stay. It didn't happen so I bet he's just hoping people would forget about it and he'll stay. How pathetic can one man be?

Also if someone is actually fucking with your paid job IRL, you quit your unpaid job that is causing that immediately. Who the fuck cares that much about being an internet janitor that they risk their livelihood over it?

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« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2014, 01:55:44 AM »
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And another thing, Abe is one of the reasons SA turned to shit. Maybe the primary reason GBS turned to shit many years ago. His banning of jokes and anyone who got attention saw most of the funny posters vacate. Yes GBS is terrible now, but that's in part to you running all the funny people off you twit.

Kewpuh is right too. You were all about doxxing back in the day. And you didn't have a problem fucking with a 13 year old's personal info when you felt it could score you some e-cred with an insane lady on Twitter. So some 4chan guys fucked with you back and you're crying. Karma is a bitch.

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Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2014, 02:03:08 AM »
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See, here's the thing: for all they shit on 4chan, it really does have (generally) better moderation. You can get banned for illegal shit, and threads can get shut down if they're shitty, though the latter is done, much, much less frequently than on SA. The big difference is that the mods, like the posters, are anonymous, and really don't have any incentive to start shit with people. Whereas on SA, they demand to be treated like fucking Forums Celebrities, dropping down shit like mod challenges, or sick burns on posters that hurt their feelings, for whatever e-cred they can get.

It's not really any wonder at all why people might start to resent the moderators.

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« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2014, 02:16:25 AM »
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Actually, 4chan and SA's moderation methods are pretty similarly questionable, but that just makes SA look terrible in comparison. With 4chan, you can't be TOO picky with your mod choices; 4chan is a site where groups of friends form organized shitposting teams that exist solely to fuck up threads. So you do end up with a shitty mod or two, because you're gonna need all the help you can get. Meanwhile SA is much smaller, less chaotic, not anonymous AND you have to pay tenbux to post, so it should be much easier to provide quality moderation.

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« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2014, 02:23:04 AM »
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Man I remember browsing 4chan many years ago and just sometimes coming across childporn in /b/ just like it was nobodys business. The internet really got a lot more tame nowadays.

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« Reply #19 on: August 11, 2014, 02:27:26 AM »
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He basically wrote a resignation letter to a forum that he doesn't get paid to mod. No wonder EA is shit if they have a whole company of Abe's running around.  :facepalm:

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« Reply #20 on: August 11, 2014, 02:46:06 AM »
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I'm totally quitting guys. Nothing you can do to stop me. Not right this second because obviously things have to die down first. I mean you can't just stop being an unpaid internet janitor on the spot. But in a few weeks you won't have Abe to kick around anymore. Maybe a few months if people are still saying fag in GBS. Actually why don't we just say after the holidays since I know that can be a crazy time of year for everyone. It could be the Spring before I remove that blue star because Goatse is at its peak in February and March but the point stands that this isn't fun anymore and I'm quitting because all of you.

I told Lowtax to de-mod me and if he says he doesn't know what you're talking about he probably just doesn't want to make a big deal of it. Don't bring this up to him though he already knows I promise.

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Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
« Reply #21 on: August 11, 2014, 02:53:09 AM »
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He says "HR".

Did someone figure out what company he worked for?

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« Reply #22 on: August 11, 2014, 03:59:43 AM »
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Abenote: QQ

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Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
« Reply #23 on: August 11, 2014, 04:09:28 AM »
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And another thing, Abe is one of the reasons SA turned to shit. Maybe the primary reason GBS turned to shit many years ago. His banning of jokes and anyone who got attention saw most of the funny posters vacate. Yes GBS is terrible now, but that's in part to you running all the funny people off you twit.

Kewpuh is right too. You were all about doxxing back in the day. And you didn't have a problem fucking with a 13 year old's personal info when you felt it could score you some e-cred with an insane lady on Twitter. So some 4chan guys fucked with you back and you're crying. Karma is a bitch.

It wasn't just banning of jokes, it was the fact he kept a list of people who were not allowed to post in GBS or E/N and checked it regularly.

Abe was much better when he was confined to E/N, the shitty subforum of broken people. You know how in the land of the blind the one-eyed man was king? In the world of goons on E/N, a guy with some sort of employment history, no serious sad brains, and no dysfunctional relationship* is King.

Abe's persecution of trolls and any hate speech more offense than "MRA" or "Cis" made more sense when your subforum caters, literally, to broken people and, within its confines, should at least be a place where posts should be helpful (even if the help is just helping them understand how fucked up they are).

He was shitty and unfunny, but did do things that were at least sorta note worthy: Goon Love is the Best Love is the best thing to come out of SA in recent years - I mean that both ironically and unironically at the same time. And again, when he's just riding herd over a gaggle of broken goons, he looks better by comparison.

Then they let him out of the loony ward. His control freak Feminist-ally beta cucklord mod style doesn't work. He can't tolerate anyone being funnier than him, or people laughing and enjoying stuff he hates.

And yes, Kewpuh is right. Its hilarious to see Abe's schtick turn back on him. That's what makes this so great, it was like instant karma.

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Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
« Reply #24 on: August 11, 2014, 04:21:06 AM »
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When I saw that the only curse words he uses now are calling people "shitty" and "shitlord" online I knew he made the transition to sjw. Plus the fact that his name apparently is Caylan made that switch inevitable.
Quote from: Zeitgueist" post="418198255
It wouldn't be the first time that people in or related to the forums tried to harass someone into suicide.
It's sad because basically Fire's biggest offense is trying to be a decent human being.

Quote from: Zeitgueist" post="418199650
Hello Something Sensitive poster Clemen.

Even if this were true(it's not), people got mad because he doesn't find it funny to shit on people, unlike Real Internet Cool People.