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Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
« Reply #25 on: August 11, 2014, 04:21:29 AM »
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gaYbe: guyz, i totes quitz. unless, y'know i'm made an admin or something

sadmins: *snore*

gaYbe: guyz, i'm leaving.  rilly. you'll miss all the cool stuff i do around here

sadmins: <scans an empty page of gaYbe's accomplishments>  ~fartz~

^^el fin^^


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Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
« Reply #26 on: August 11, 2014, 04:36:39 AM »
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Jesus.  4 chan openly posted their plans to go after people involved in the solikebasically shit-storm (and at least one FYADer admitted bringing it to their attention) and yet Abe keeps on blaming us any negative attention his involvement in that attracted. Don't let the facts get in the way of your persecution complex, Abe.

Asshole won't quit now because of some bullshit about not wanting to be run off the board because of mod forum leaks.

Can't wait to see BBG troll his ass over this.
« Last Edit: August 11, 2014, 04:46:38 AM by Waltzing Matilda »

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Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
« Reply #27 on: August 11, 2014, 04:44:19 AM »
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Yea, I didn't even tell FYAD about it. I learned about it from them and made a thread here because it was funny. I dont use twitter.
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Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
« Reply #28 on: August 11, 2014, 04:59:15 AM »
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I love the "this isn't what I signed up for" bit like he's in some ops team that's been ordered to fire on civilians or some shit. It's a bunch of text on a screen. Just log off and go do something else, something more fruitful or stop posting and involving yourself in the community if you can't take it. All this palaver over a pointless fucking time sink; the dude has no life.

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Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
« Reply #29 on: August 11, 2014, 05:05:48 AM »
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Kind of interesting that Abe's post suggests it was a group decision to unban BBG and ClemenSalad.  I always thought that Garbage Day just unbanned FYAD posters whether or not the rest of the admins agreed because he's Lowtax's delegate IRL and Lowtax can't avoid him like he can ignore the other admins.

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Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
« Reply #30 on: August 11, 2014, 05:14:45 AM »
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That the people involved in stalking the 12 year old are getting real-world consequences for it is a good thing, considering they explicitly sexually harassed him and made plans to murder him. I love how that gang of psychos flips out whenever people bring this up.

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Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
« Reply #31 on: August 11, 2014, 05:28:30 AM »
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That the people involved in stalking the 12 year old are getting real-world consequences for it is a good thing, considering they explicitly sexually harassed him and made plans to murder him. I love how that gang of psychos flips out whenever people bring this up.

The most amusing part (so far) of that whole deal is that the only lesson solikebasically actually took from the whole thing is that she needs to gather together women on Twitter and double down on making sure she calls out "abuse" and "shitty guys" in the most obnoxious, self-aggrandizing way possible on there.

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Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
« Reply #32 on: August 11, 2014, 05:29:40 AM »
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I love the "this isn't what I signed up for" bit like he's in some ops team that's been ordered to fire on civilians or some shit. It's a bunch of text on a screen. Just log off and go do something else, something more fruitful or stop posting and involving yourself in the community if you can't take it. All this palaver over a pointless fucking time sink; the dude has no life.

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Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
« Reply #33 on: August 11, 2014, 05:40:49 AM »
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Why the fuck would Abe and EPG need to be in close communication about "how to deal with QCS"?

It's exactly this kind of shit which makes people think that the mods and admins concern about "the good of SA" exists only to entrench their own e-power.  It's a fucking business, not a charity.  If SA folds tomorrow the only person who'll be adversely affected IRL is Lowtax. 

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Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
« Reply #34 on: August 11, 2014, 06:41:04 AM »
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Man I remember browsing 4chan many years ago and just sometimes coming across childporn in /b/ just like it was nobodys business. The internet really got a lot more tame nowadays.

Around 7 or 6 years ago there was a CP flood on /v/ so I quickly ran the fuck away and checked on the other boards. Around an hour passed so I decided "hey, 4chan's a well moderated site, there's no way that stuff is still there!" (that and I was younger and stupider) so I went back and the CP was still there. Everyone was (rightfully) freaking the fuck out.

Maybe the mods were too busy :aatrek: ing off to it and that's yet another similarity to the SA moderation team

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Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
« Reply #35 on: August 11, 2014, 07:28:08 AM »
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Abe, I know you read this forum so I hope you take these words to heart.
You're a mean spirited, colossal faggot who it would appear no-one actually likes, not SA users, not the moderation team and certainly not us.
Fuck off and leave. Take your shitty virgin ass away and stop trying to gather sympathy for being a faggot.

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Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
« Reply #36 on: August 11, 2014, 07:47:13 AM »
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Abe don't leave you're a big part of what makes things so fun around here. It'll be even worse than losing Woodchuck.

At least we'll have Franco I guess.


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Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
« Reply #37 on: August 11, 2014, 08:08:57 AM »
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I bet Gaybe was expecting an outpouring of teary posts from mods begging him to stay.  The bottom line is that he's a repugnant person who is a thirtysomething virgin who desperately needs to take an extended break from the internet.

Also lol at Ozmafat: Since I know you or one of your toadies will read this thread, yes, because someone is bullied for liking pedo games, you give this loser a free parachute account which he proceeds to shit up almost immediately.  Goddamn, you're worthless as a human being.  I notice you don't hand out free parachute accounts to the other wrongthinkers who get dogpiled.  So why give one out to a guy that plays hentai games who worked with children?  Like Gaybe, there is a reason why absolutely nobody likes you on the forum that you have given tens of thousands of hours towards (for no compensation to boot).  That has to suck; the prime of your life, wasted on an internet forum that can't stand your ass.
« Last Edit: August 11, 2014, 08:15:31 AM by Small Weinered Goon »

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Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
« Reply #38 on: August 11, 2014, 08:09:48 AM »
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the thought of abe literally shaking himself to sleep at night because of this whole thing is incredibly lol

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Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
« Reply #39 on: August 11, 2014, 08:09:58 AM »
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I could scream FAKE but that looks pretty real and makes a great deal of sense given the nature of SA's moderation. The last couple of years I've seen stuff like one mod encouraging video game social justice discussion while another mod dropped the Anita Sarkeesian thread into FYAD for mocking purposes. Or one mod banning people for saying 'faggot' while another mod wrote an effortpost defending every goon's right to call people faggots. It makes perfect sense that the mod forum is practically a war zone.

If Lowtax would grow a set of balls and say, "Here are the rules of this forum, if you don't like them you can't be a mod" you'd have way less conflict between mods, and way fewer people who want to be a little emperor in their own private section of the forum. I don't even know what the rules are half the time. Sometimes I can tell a guy to eat a dick for being stupid, other times I get probated.

I'm not saying everyone should be a bunch of faggots that follow rules to the letter or anything, I'm just saying that some consistency would be nice.
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Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
« Reply #40 on: August 11, 2014, 08:15:19 AM »
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Caylen, you're a big giant faggot and not even the Troons and SJWs you suck off nonstop like you. Just fuck off and die.
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Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
« Reply #41 on: August 11, 2014, 08:25:16 AM »
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Caylen I don't think this was your fault I blame your parents for naming you Caylen. Its like a white person version of La'Trinedarriousmith or w/e. You name a kid that and its all downhill baby.

Caylen. Its like a magical incantation that makes vaginas slam shut like a venus fly trap. I cannot think of a less masculine name.

You kids stop picking on poor defenseless friendless hopeless Caylen. Poor Caylen. Do you want to come inside and have a sippy cup of apple juice Caylen?  :parsons:
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Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
« Reply #42 on: August 11, 2014, 08:29:42 AM »
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I could scream FAKE but that looks pretty real and makes a great deal of sense given the nature of SA's moderation. The last couple of years I've seen stuff like one mod encouraging video game social justice discussion while another mod dropped the Anita Sarkeesian thread into FYAD for mocking purposes. Or one mod banning people for saying 'faggot' while another mod wrote an effortpost defending every goon's right to call people faggots. It makes perfect sense that the mod forum is practically a war zone.

If Lowtax would grow a set of balls and say, "Here are the rules of this forum, if you don't like them you can't be a mod" you'd have way less conflict between mods, and way fewer people who want to be a little emperor in their own private section of the forum. I don't even know what the rules are half the time. Sometimes I can tell a guy to eat a dick for being stupid, other times I get probated.

I'm not saying everyone should be a bunch of faggots that follow rules to the letter or anything, I'm just saying that some consistency would be nice.

Not just that, but some fucking moderator accountability. If I eat week for calling some someone a faggot for suppporting palestine, but they call a pro-israel poster a nigger in the next post, there needs to be someone who will actually do something (at least get a 'my bad' from the moderator) besides make some ironic post about mangosteen and the permabanned pantshitters at SS missing you. As long as they have a consistent reason for their rulings, its fine.

I mean, Xylo's admitted to probating anyone who didn't think St. Traytray was a perfect little angel, or that Zimmerman deserved less than the chair. And he is incharge of the DISCUSSION forum. Nothing happened. No censure, no demodding, no "Xylo knows this isn't cool. Racism is still forbidden, but one sided echo chambers are not in the spirit of this forum". Nothing. They run their fiefdom with thier pack of brown nosing sycophants, and pretty much nothing short of getting on Ozma's bad side, recommending a poster use illegal drugs to treat an addiction to illegal drugs, or being convicted of child molestation having your conviction for child molestation being made public will get you removed.
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Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
« Reply #43 on: August 11, 2014, 09:38:30 AM »
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Guys, guys, I totally don't like how you are treating me at my unpaid job, so like, I am totally going to totally quit after sticking my dick in the coffeemaker, like totally guys.

If that stupid fucking faggot Caylen and his fat bitch-queen Ozma had any balls, they would start a, you know, a lame, for pay, forum for broken faggots and start making money, instead of making payments on Lowtax's sportcar.
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Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
« Reply #44 on: August 11, 2014, 09:57:29 AM »
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Caylen. Its like a magical incantation that makes vaginas slam shut like a venus fly trap. I cannot think of a less masculine name.

Except then there are guys like Terry Crews who take their faggy names and own them, putting people like Caylen to shame.  Having a girl's name is no excuse to act like a pussy.




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Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
« Reply #45 on: August 11, 2014, 10:05:42 AM »
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Hath we forgotten?

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-hYLL7Gpos" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-hYLL7Gpos</a>

she has an weird expression (or face) and i'm just not into it at all :shrug:

i mean im not saying she's ugly or wouldn't bang, she's utterly forgettable to me and deffo not my type

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edit 2: wait wait seriously i just reread the page and is she really 15? i thought that he was joking at first but is he actually serious? because take that fucking picture down if it's the case you fucking weirdo what the fuck

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Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
« Reply #46 on: August 11, 2014, 10:14:09 AM »
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So he gave a month's notice, as if he were some super physicist quitting the hadron collider, and then didn't actually leave because the something awful forums is the only place where he has some measure of control and happiness.
What a sad, pathetic asshole.
« Last Edit: August 11, 2014, 10:17:02 AM by Fertlzer1 »

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Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
« Reply #47 on: August 11, 2014, 10:15:42 AM »
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and then didn't actually live

that typo is going to get peoples hopes up then leave them disappointed

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Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
« Reply #48 on: August 11, 2014, 10:17:34 AM »
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and then didn't actually live

that typo is going to get peoples hopes up then leave them disappointed

Yeah, which is why I fixed it because it's just too cruel for others.

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Re: Twitter Shatters Souls, Abe "I just Can't Quit You"
« Reply #49 on: August 11, 2014, 10:19:01 AM »
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Still probating people as of yesterday, it appears.  He's not going anywhere, he can't, his "position" is filling a void in his life (he's a virgin lol).
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