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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #25 on: September 21, 2015, 06:40:41 PM »
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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #26 on: September 21, 2015, 07:29:03 PM »
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I knew a guy who would do shit like this, moon around girls who didn't like him but liked to collect admirers.  And he knew they weren't interesyed, and then they'd get a boyfriend, and he'd get depressed, and I'd tell him to knock it off, stop giving bitches (I use the term advisedly, these bitches were all nasty evil bitches) your attention because that can never, ever work - even if they would consider dating you normally, they're not going to want to after you act like that, because it's pathetic.    And he'd say he knew, and he understood, and then he'd go doing it again for some trifling whore.  Shit was infuriating.

Pickup artist shit is some bitter, manipulative shit useful for initiating predatory relationships with other empty people, but I can certainly understand why some guys go for it.  It can be a cold world out there.
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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #27 on: September 21, 2015, 09:58:49 PM »
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These sad sacks watched too much TV.  Every shitty sitcom features the hot chick who after being pumped and dumped by 20 guys, realizes that her (male) best friend has been there for her all along and it's really him who she should be with.  Unsurprisingly, most sitcom writers are a bunch of dorks using the show as a form of wish fulfillment.

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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #28 on: September 21, 2015, 10:50:03 PM »
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These sad sacks watched too much TV.  Every shitty sitcom features the hot chick who after being pumped and dumped by 20 guys, realizes that her (male) best friend has been there for her all along and it's really him who she should be with.  Unsurprisingly, most sitcom writers are a bunch of oven-dodgers using the show as a form of subversion.

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yes goy, be the beta timid nice guy, you'll win in the end, your kind always do!

now here's a promo for my new show, will skew well in the young single shiksa demographic, we all think it will, our lead is a well-dressed hip & witty ripped 6'2" black guy who is all about being the perfect boyfriend for successful big-city asian and white chicks
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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #29 on: September 21, 2015, 11:00:17 PM »
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lol, when i used to see some stuff like this with the girl referring to the dude as "best friend" I thought it was some of that sappy "my lover/husband is my best friend soulmate" type shit cuz it just didn't dawn on me at the time that dude's can be this shamelessly pathetic



look at that girl's sexy pose profile pic, u know best friend dude has had many a miserable, teary night while homegirl's getting railed by her latest hookup, I'd love to see his social media meltdowns from those
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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #30 on: September 21, 2015, 11:06:02 PM »
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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #31 on: September 21, 2015, 11:09:21 PM »
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I used to have a close friend who was a girl and she was hot, but something about her reminded me of my mom and it killed ANY interest. But we hung out a lot because we were very close. What I learned was that if you have a hot friend girl and aren't interested in her, she can definitely hook you up with her cute friends.

These dudes are so close to pussy and they just don't get it.
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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #32 on: September 21, 2015, 11:20:22 PM »
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I used to have a close friend who was a girl and she was hot, but something about her reminded me of my mom and it killed ANY interest. But we hung out a lot because we were very close. What I learned was that if you have a hot friend girl and aren't interested in her, she can definitely hook you up with her cute friends.

These dudes are so close to pussy and they just don't get it.

Yeah you're going to p-much know within minutes of meeting a chick whether she's ever going to let you in (or in your 1% case if you'd want to) def keep up a friendship if it's not going to frustrate you and make you beta-out like these faggots.

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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #33 on: September 21, 2015, 11:24:02 PM »
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These girls most likely keep their real friends(especially any cute girl ones) far separated from their human-toilet paper beta boys
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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #34 on: September 21, 2015, 11:51:46 PM »
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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #35 on: September 22, 2015, 12:20:39 AM »
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I used to have a close friend who was a girl and she was hot, but something about her reminded me of my mom and it killed ANY interest. But we hung out a lot because we were very close. What I learned was that if you have a hot friend girl and aren't interested in her, she can definitely hook you up with her cute friends.

These dudes are so close to pussy and they just don't get it.

Yeah for sure.  These chicks should be trying to get you laid constantly.  It's actually kinda awesome to have a girl wingman that can hook you up with chicks.

Some guys try and argue that it's not possible for a man and woman to be totally platonic friends with nothing sexual about the relationship.  That's sorta true, but not really.  I have several woman that I consider good friends and neither one of us wants to ever bang the other, but the reason why is because either she's currently dating/used to date one of my good friends, or shes like best friends with an ex of mine or something.  Basically there has to be some reason why she is off limits sexually.

  The platonic non-sexual friendship of "yeah technically there is no reason why we couldn't be fucking right now, but we aren't because we love being friends so much!!  This is a totally non-sexual relationship!!"  :goonlove: doesn't fucking exist. 

I've actually called girls out on this before when they claim they have a totally non-sexual good friend that's a single straight male.  Most of the time its totally not true.  I always look them in the eyes and say "ok, tell me the truth and don't lie.  If you were to call him up right now and offer to have sex with him, would he go for it?"   It's hilarious how they always kinda pause for a few seconds and go "um.... well.... yeah I guess he probably would"



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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #36 on: September 22, 2015, 05:01:22 AM »
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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #37 on: September 22, 2015, 06:32:17 AM »
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I've actually called girls out on this before when they claim they have a totally non-sexual good friend that's a single straight male.  Most of the time its totally not true.  I always look them in the eyes and say "ok, tell me the truth and don't lie.  If you were to call him up right now and offer to have sex with him, would he go for it?"   It's hilarious how they always kinda pause for a few seconds and go "um.... well.... yeah I guess he probably would"

This is the exact thing I have had to explain to some girls in the past.  Some genuinely don't get it, or just don't want to admit it.  They seem very sincere, but it's so unbelievable that this wouldn't have dawned on them at some point.

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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #38 on: September 22, 2015, 07:29:06 AM »
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I've actually called girls out on this before when they claim they have a totally non-sexual good friend that's a single straight male.  Most of the time its totally not true.  I always look them in the eyes and say "ok, tell me the truth and don't lie.  If you were to call him up right now and offer to have sex with him, would he go for it?"   It's hilarious how they always kinda pause for a few seconds and go "um.... well.... yeah I guess he probably would"

This is the exact thing I have had to explain to some girls in the past.  Some genuinely don't get it, or just don't want to admit it.  They seem very sincere, but it's so unbelievable that this wouldn't have dawned on them at some point.

Surprise surprise, women aren't very clever (especially of this generation), they're lucky most guys are horndogs to the point of going dumb and doing stupid shit for them because otherwise they would be straight outta luck.

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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #39 on: September 22, 2015, 08:21:13 AM »
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As if these girls getting diamond rings, cars, or just feeling special all the time are going to pass this "bff" to a friend.

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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #40 on: September 22, 2015, 11:20:42 AM »
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As if these girls getting diamond rings, cars, or just feeling special all the time are going to pass this "bff" to a friend.

I used to get mad when I saw these cucks spending all this money on some broad they weren't fucking, but now I just laugh. Fools and their money. I can't even be mad at broads for hustling. I have my own hustles I use to get work/money/pussy/free drinks/cheap vacations/ect.,
 and I could hardly defend them as being more ethical.

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« Reply #41 on: September 22, 2015, 11:43:06 AM »
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What I learned was that if you have a hot friend girl and aren't interested in her, she can definitely hook you up with her cute friends.

These dudes are so close to pussy and they just don't get it.

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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #42 on: September 22, 2015, 12:03:59 PM »
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As if these girls getting diamond rings, cars, or just feeling special all the time are going to pass this "bff" to a friend.

I used to get mad when I saw these cucks spending all this money on some broad they weren't fucking, but now I just laugh. Fools and their money. I can't even be mad at broads for hustling. I have my own hustles I use to get work/money/pussy/free drinks/cheap vacations/ect.,
 and I could hardly defend them as being more ethical.

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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #43 on: September 22, 2015, 12:07:00 PM »
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If you're to the point where you're holding her like this, basically gripping her ass, you could probably fuck her if you made a move. Looks-wise they are on par with each other, dude just needs to pull the trigger.
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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #44 on: September 22, 2015, 01:36:44 PM »
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I used to have a close friend who was a girl and she was hot, but something about her reminded me of my mom and it killed ANY interest. But we hung out a lot because we were very close. What I learned was that if you have a hot friend girl and aren't interested in her, she can definitely hook you up with her cute friends.

These dudes are so close to pussy and they just don't get it.

Dudes who are casual friends with a chick can definitely get some crossfire / collateral pussy if they play their cards right

However

"these dudes" are nowhere near any of that. A girl with a beta pedestal guy like this isn't gonna pass him off to a friend, because she gets too much out of it for herself, and the friend wouldn't accept him anyway, because she's already spent a year talking about how pathetic this guy is.

A normal dude could stroll into the scene and have a solid chance of getting with her OR her friends - maybe even a better chance than average because he'll look like such a stud in comparison, but it will never happen for these dudes.

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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #45 on: September 22, 2015, 02:33:27 PM »
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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #46 on: September 22, 2015, 03:21:05 PM »
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If you're to the point where you're holding her like this, basically gripping her ass, you could probably fuck her if you made a move. Looks-wise they are on par with each other, dude just needs to pull the trigger.

He very possibly could be... I've seen a few situations where it's "Sure, we fuck... but we aren't DATING!!! Don't assume shit like that you fucking PRUDE! We're just really good friends!!!". Some kind of weird defense mechanism because having an old fashioned booty call is so 90s! 

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« Reply #47 on: September 22, 2015, 04:23:59 PM »
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Look at his hands.

Ol' fisto there ain't getting shit.

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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #48 on: September 22, 2015, 05:04:07 PM »
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Look at his hands.

Ol' fisto there ain't getting shit.

Yeah no kidding.  Thats epic hoverhand shit right there.   This fucking pussy is too afraid to just hold her ass!  ahahahah


He probably COULD fuck her if he just made a move and stopped being such a timid vagina face.  Or at least he probably could have fucked her 6 months ago.  By now she probably has a boyfriend and is over this beta turd :stewart:
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Re: The Non-Goon Beta Male Thread
« Reply #49 on: September 22, 2015, 06:35:29 PM »
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These girls (and most girls in general) will not be hooking their guy friends up with her friends.  The reason is that these women think of these guys as totally non-sexual.  It's like when we see an old lady or a fat chick on a scooter: the thought of them being sexual is the furthest thing from our minds and is pretty disgusting to consider.  That is how these girls see these guys.  In fact to be honest, if these guys dropped off the face of the Earth, they wouldn't really care.  It would take them a matter of seconds until they find a new "best friend".