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Watchmen is such an amazing and smart comic I wouldn't be suprised if there was some reference to this sort of thing happening.
Plus, Moore knew DC would fuck everything up pre-emptively.

Still, You should see the new comic book series "Doomsday Clock". A """Sequel""".

It was so bad they had to erase Rorscach and replace him with an entirely new character as he was far too politically incorrect.

The first thing that happens is that Blapck "Rorscach" comes back from annihilation and instantly apologizes for everything he did and said in Watchmen.


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i don't think doomsday clock is as bad as all that.  black rorschach i haven't had an issue with because his race hasn't been significant in any way.  gary frank fucking kills it on art

also remember the fat dyke with the 'gay women against rape' sign in the original watchmen (possibly the origin of the band GWAR's name)?  i don't really have a point in referencing it.  it's just gotten funnier with hindsight.

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Rorschach was an out and out fascist who hated degeneracy.  He's essentially Hans Hermann Hoppe with Batman level skills and willing to kill.  He's probably the most problematic comic book character ever made.  His character is about as untenable as can be in the Current Year.  He was also by far the best character in The Watchmen and he was absolutely right in the end.

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Rorschach was an out and out fascist who hated degeneracy.  He's essentially Hans Hermann Hoppe with Batman level skills and willing to kill.  He's probably the most problematic comic book character ever made.  His character is about as untenable as can be in the Current Year.  He was also by far the best character in The Watchmen and he was absolutely right in the end.

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Alan Moore wanted to make Rorschach detestable but instead fans gravitated toward him more than another character. This shocked him. Moore probably wanted comedian to be the conflicted and relateable character but failed. Hell I saw Dare Devil season 2 recently (my friend worked on it so I felt obligated) and I only liked the Punisher and Electra. The good guys just come across as pricks who do more harm than good.
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moore did a poor job of making rorschach detestable.  in terms of behaviour, well, he's clearly unstable but that doesn't make him morally deplorable, and while he's very harsh towards criminals this is a world where it's clear law and order are buckling.  in those circumstances, it's hard to feel put off by such an approach.  and he has more integrity than most of the characters and is of course right about veidt's meddling ultimately being found out.  i found his political ignorance his worst trait, personally.

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Rorschach was an out and out fascist who hated degeneracy.  He's essentially Hans Hermann Hoppe with Batman level skills and willing to kill.  He's probably the most problematic comic book character ever made.  His character is about as untenable as can be in the Current Year.  He was also by far the best character in The Watchmen and he was absolutely right in the end.

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Alan Moore wanted to make Rorschach detestable but instead fans gravitated toward him more than another character. This shocked him. Moore probably wanted comedian to be the conflicted and relateable character but failed. Hell I saw Dare Devil season 2 recently (my friend worked on it so I felt obligated) and I only liked the Punisher and Electra. The good guys just come across as pricks who do more harm than good.

I think what made comedian so unrelatable was that he lashed out and hurt innocent people. (and was a creep to boot but that kinda stems from the previous)

Rorscach only hurt those that deserved it.
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moore did a poor job of making rorschach detestable.  in terms of behaviour, well, he's clearly unstable but that doesn't make him morally deplorable, and while he's very harsh towards criminals this is a world where it's clear law and order are buckling.  in those circumstances, it's hard to feel put off by such an approach.  and he has more integrity than most of the characters and is of course right about veidt's meddling ultimately being found out.  i found his political ignorance his worst trait, personally.

Rorschach was also the only character in the entire story who never compromised his own beliefs or morality.  Everyone compromised and got changed by society into everything they originally hated.  Rorschach did not and he was ultimately killed for it.  He's honestly the only hero of The Watchmen despite being unstable and a killer of criminals.  He's essentially a real person inserted into a comic book story and then trying to deal with all the insanity. 

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Rorschach a gay man who smells bad and has a bad case of the ‘tism

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So they are making a spin-off for Pirate Jenny, a character that was a non-entity in the comics (aside from Pirates being the capeshit in Moore's universe since superheroes were common) and a non-entity in the movies aside from the "Pirate Jenny" song from the Threepenny Opera about a maid that wishes she waz a Pie-rat Kang.

To recap: there is going to be an 11 episode series about a character that is a reference to a reference to a nod to a mammy archetype.

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Rorschach was an out and out fascist who hated degeneracy.  He's essentially Hans Hermann Hoppe with Batman level skills and willing to kill.  He's probably the most problematic comic book character ever made.  His character is about as untenable as can be in the Current Year.  He was also by far the best character in The Watchmen and he was absolutely right in the end.

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Alan Moore wanted to make Rorschach detestable but instead fans gravitated toward him more than another character. This shocked him. Moore probably wanted comedian to be the conflicted and relateable character but failed. Hell I saw Dare Devil season 2 recently (my friend worked on it so I felt obligated) and I only liked the Punisher and Electra. The good guys just come across as pricks who do more harm than good.
Watching the super super Watchment cut now...Don't remember much of it since watching it nearly a decade ago, but just want to saw Rorschach is awesome, The Comedian is a piece of shit and utterly detestable


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Uff 3 hours 25 minutes...

Bloody great movie though. Rorschach was a better batman than batman as far as I'm concerned. Troubled past, bit of a nutjob, but he put the bad guys out of action, protecting the public. Appeals to everyone who's been the victim of crime and saw the perp get away with a slap on the wrist, or have the police say 'sorry we can't do anything'.
Besides, this clip will never get old...
  <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTtETj3MtzA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTtETj3MtzA</a>

And to think they are going to make a diversity bingo series out of the course material...fucking hell.


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The movie was fucking great and it's a shame that so many people will disregard it.

You HAVE to watch the director's cut though, the original removes some of the best scenes including my favourite. Hollis Mason VS The Knot Tops.

That scene was so sad, an old man getting bludgeoned to death as he has visions of his old enemies, just barely managing to fight back.

It's one of those scenes where you really want him to win but already know the outcome, the music stops, the thugs knock him over and smack him over the head with the statue the city gave him until his skull cracks open.
Horrible but an extremely powerful moment.

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#comicsgate is finally getting good again.

According to a guy on 4chan, Mark Waid is out at Marvel after threatening indie publisher Antarctic Press over its decision to publish Jawbreakers (the shitty comic made by youtuber Diversity & Comics).   

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The shitty comic that sold more than a lot of Marvel's shitty comics, which is why they've got such a hate-on for him.
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I present to you the greatest Avengers comic of all time.







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I present to you the greatest Avengers comic of all time.






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It would appear she has been judged and appropriately emotionally scared for her pozz sins. Thanks Marvel, justice is done once again  :nixon:

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Hmm, runaway trucks killing Muslims? Must be taking place in a mirror universe.

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"A wild new style" that looks like literally everything else made in the last 10 years.
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"A wild new style" that looks like literally everything else made in the last 10 years.
This actually greatly angers me. The original show was one of my favorite shows growing up. The newer show was good but overwritten. This looks like pozz cum allover the raped corpse of the Steven Universe protagonist.
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"A wild new style" that looks like literally everything else made in the last 10 years.
This actually greatly angers me. The original show was one of my favorite shows growing up. The newer show was good but overwritten. This looks like pozz cum allover the raped corpse of the Steven Universe protagonist.
There may be some fuckery afoot, Toei and a few other japanese companies who helped create and animate the thundercats do not currently have the distribution rights for overseas and that apparently falls to Warner brothers after a bunch of acquisitions.

Howver Toei is rumored to be having the Thundercats be properly revived and brought to Western markets. Anime studios see that the western market has increasing demand for anime and they're now gearing programs to be made for the west specifically.

Essentially WB may have pulled a Harmony Gold with Thundercats Roar, because it seems their legal rights to the series only really extends to the original american series and the sequel(they dont have the rights to the japanese version), but nothing further than that. So Thundercats Roar was OK'd so they have legal standing on not losing the property and you get something quickly done. One of the Japanese companies still owns the original cartoon and can do what they wish in other regions including digital distribution with companies like Cruncyroll or even Netflix because of how those are set up and are rather loose with regional regulations.

The studio who helped animate thudnercats split off after it folded and stuff when back to toei while others went to Studio Ghibli.

This isn't like Transformers where Sunbow, Toei, and a few other studios had stuff from the original cartoon IP which was co-owned by Takara and Hasbro because they legally structured that way. It was so the Takara and Hasbro would not be merging they both would be able to co-own transformers. Later Takara merged with Tomy and Takara Tomy and hasbro still share the costs of designing the figures while hasbro's studio affiliates make the cartoons.
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Welp, Marvel has done the impossible and found an artist worse than Erica Henderson for Squirrel Girl.  She's basically Tintin now.