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One of the finest working mens club comedians:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKnwn9SEkdA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKnwn9SEkdA</a>

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKxLuBx0zE" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKxLuBx0zE</a>
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In which I go full autism on Stephen Colbert
« Reply #376 on: April 21, 2017, 03:30:09 PM »
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Stephen Colbert is a late night comedian.  His job is to entertain people by making funny, witty and humorous comments about the day's events.  Here is Stephen Colbert addressing Bill O'Reilly's firing, a subject rife with humorous material:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbYpi_WbfkI" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbYpi_WbfkI</a>

0:30 - Audience cheers at announcement of O'Reilly's firing.
1:15 - Audience cheers as Colbert presumably makes rude gestures towards O'Reilly while off-camera.
2:00 - Colbert calls O'Reilly a sexist and a racist.
2:18 - Colbert tells the first joke of the monologue.
2:40 - Colbert calls O'Reilly a racist again.
2:45 - Colbert tells the second joke of the monologue.
3:15 - Audience boos when Colbert says O'Reilly has high ratings. 
3:25 - Crowd cheers when Colbert calls O'Reilly garbage.
4:00 - Colbert starts doing his Colbert character.
4:05 - Colbert tells the third joke of the monologue.
5:20 - Colbert tells the fourth joke of the monologue.
5:30 - Crowd cheers when Colbert calls Trump a sexual harasser.
6:00 - Colbert tells the fifth joke of the monologue (about Tom Brady and Trump)
6:15 - Crowd cheers when Colbert makes a reference to the low turnout at Trump's inauguration.
6:45 - Colbert tells sixth joke of the monologue.  The crowd doesn't laugh because its about a Democrat.
7:18 - Crowd cheers when Colbert says Trump failed to get a majority of the popular vote.

Here's the breakdown.
Colbert told a grand total of six jokes during the seven minute monologue.  Only four of those jokes were about the rich subject of O'Reilly's firing.
The crowd cheered about three times more than it laughed.  There was maybe one joke which elicited more than one second of laughter. 
The entertainer and comedian spent the vast majority of his monologue hatefully calling O'Reilly a dirtbag and making mean-spirited political jabs at Trump. 
It was the first time I ever watched a Stephen Colbert clip and I must say that it was a thoroughly unpleasant experience. 

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I've never watched his show, and I have a hard time finding clips of his Election Night special, except for the last segment where he almost breaks down in tears because THAT is some amazing television. Not as good as the Young Turks election night breakdown, but close.

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Stephen Colbert is a versatile comedian he used to play a strawman Republican now he plays a strawman Democrat.
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It's actually really good because Drumpf is literally Hitler and controlled by Putin and also very corrupt with tiny hands.
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I've never watched his show, and I have a hard time finding clips of his Election Night special, except for the last segment where he almost breaks down in tears because THAT is some amazing television. Not as good as the Young Turks election night breakdown, but close.
Anyone have this?
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It's actually really good because Drumpf is literally Hitler and controlled by Putin and also very corrupt with tiny hands.

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I've never watched his show, and I have a hard time finding clips of his Election Night special, except for the last segment where he almost breaks down in tears because THAT is some amazing television. Not as good as the Young Turks election night breakdown, but close.
Anyone have this?

It was probably tricky to find if you were looking for it on his CBS show, but it was on Showtime.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXhFGO8R7aU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXhFGO8R7aU</a>

Near breakdown is at the five minute mark.
Of course, the "proper" reaction is to treat a troon like a five year old playing hide and seek for the first time. 

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I've never watched his show, and I have a hard time finding clips of his Election Night special, except for the last segment where he almost breaks down in tears because THAT is some amazing television. Not as good as the Young Turks election night breakdown, but close.
Anyone have this?

It was probably tricky to find if you were looking for it on his CBS show, but it was on Showtime.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXhFGO8R7aU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXhFGO8R7aU</a>

Near breakdown is at the five minute mark.
these things are a lot more fun when you watch the insufferable un-self-aware cockiness for three hours before the dawning realization they might not win

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I've never watched his show, and I have a hard time finding clips of his Election Night special, except for the last segment where he almost breaks down in tears because THAT is some amazing television. Not as good as the Young Turks election night breakdown, but close.
Anyone have this?

It was probably tricky to find if you were looking for it on his CBS show, but it was on Showtime.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXhFGO8R7aU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXhFGO8R7aU</a>

Near breakdown is at the five minute mark.
these things are a lot more fun when you watch the insufferable un-self-aware cockiness for three hours before the dawning realization they might not win

I can't stop staring at his deformed ear. It's horrifying and I can't look away.

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Yeah I work with a guy who has fucking Yoda ears. YOU try not stating at that.
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This is one of the best, funniest, and most overlooked SNL sketches Norm ever wrote:

https://vimeo.com/190327633

He wrote it knowing full well he was about to be fired. It is allegedly the last thing he ever wrote to make it to air, and he hints at it with the lines "I don't much care for you"..."A lotta people don't".

The bearded man is a very well camouflaged Garth Brooks
Of course, the "proper" reaction is to treat a troon like a five year old playing hide and seek for the first time. 

"What transsexual?  All I see are three perfectly normal sexy ladies.  Aren't no men in that picture that I can see."