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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4375 on: April 21, 2017, 01:50:48 AM »
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Battle of the billionaires.
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-04-20/george-soros-accused-puppeteering-government-new-lawsuit

That's pretty interesting. Also worth a reminder that ole George owes $7 billion in taxes this year, as Obama let him defer throughout his presidency.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4376 on: April 21, 2017, 04:23:32 AM »
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https://twitter.com/voxdotcom/status/854820667195179008

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4377 on: April 21, 2017, 06:42:07 AM »
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https://twitter.com/voxdotcom/status/854820667195179008

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4378 on: April 26, 2017, 04:28:37 PM »
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http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/26/travel/bunny-death-united-trnd/?iid=ob_mobile_article_readmore_pool

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(CNN)United Airlines has taken another blow to its image after a giant, apparently healthy rabbit died following a transcontinental flight.

The bunny was found dead at Chicago's O'Hare International Airport, the same place passenger David Dao was dragged off a United flight earlier this month -- dragging United's reputation through the mud.

Trigger warning: the second video contains powerful audio of the man’s fragmented urine stream.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4379 on: April 26, 2017, 04:33:10 PM »
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O'Hare seems to be employed entirely of sheboons based on my experiences flying to and from there.

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4380 on: April 26, 2017, 04:46:25 PM »
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A dead rabbit?  At O'Hare airport?  :burnslol:

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Re: Funny Shit From The News
« Reply #4381 on: April 26, 2017, 05:44:29 PM »
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Giant rabbit at O'Hare, you say? Wouldn't happen to be green, would it?