#Pizzagate is real

[ASMR fart huffer]

http://www.cnn.com/2016/12/04/politics/gun-incident-fake-news/index.html

 

While I think some of the pizza gate evidence is autistically overblown, it's eerie enough that it doesn't deserve this kind of handwavey smug liberal condescension every time it's brought up. Fuck these slimey jews.

[Cishonorable Discharge]

If "pizza" is some kind of pedo code word, we might want to start keeping a real close eye on Aran...

[Guy Crouchback]

Bill Clinton has probably had sex with minors supplied by Epstein. That by itself should be a sufficient scandal, pizza theories or not.

[jabba]

It's truly stunning how ham-handedly this "fake news" meme has been forced into the zeitguest as a way to basically shut down discussion of wrongthoughts.

[ZeitGoonst]

Bill Clinton has probably had sex with minors supplied by Epstein. That by itself should be a sufficient scandal, pizza theories or not.

BILL CLINTON IS NOT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT   

[Virtue Signalman First Class]

 

[MY FURSONOUNS]

 

how long before milo ODs

[Whig Historian]

For a second I read that as "Harry Twinks Theatre."

[Cishonorable Discharge]

Somehow, I just don't think faggots are the best people to be lecturing anyone about pedophilia. Glass houses and all that.

[Catfish Harasser]

Everything I've read about this suggests it is an elaborate conspiracy theory that started on reddit. Like most good conspiracy theories there's an element of possibility -- I mean, I could see a guy who owns a pizza shop also being a human trafficker or something like that, it's happened -- so I don't see it going away anytime soon.

I could also see lots of these elites being pedophiles, why not?

But from what I can tell, there is very little substantive evidence that this particular pizza shop is the front for a massive child sex ring that caters primarily to establishment democrats.

As a side note, I have no idea what the context of that "two hours worth of pizza" text is, but I've had guys who sell weed insist on using time as a code for how much you're getting and pizza as a code for weed, although never both at the same time in my personal experience. For one guy the code was "Hey, mind if I hang out for a half an hour" = half ounce of weed and for another "half a pizza" = half an ounce. I think it's mostly over the top to have to buy weed in code, but I'm not the one selling it so what can I say?

As far as fake news goes, it seems like most of what people are getting mad at IS the Alex Jones infowars type crap, but on the other hand, isn't Zuckerjew in denial that this is a problem on Facebook?

[Cishonorable Discharge]

 

how long before milo ODs

If he's like most faggots he'll die early one way or another- AIDS, overdose, domestic violence murder-suicide...

[Ghost of Vince Foster]

I could also see lots of these elites being pedophiles, why not?

That's all it comes down to, everything else is a red herring.

[Ghost of Vince Foster]

As far as fake news goes, it seems like most of what people are getting mad at IS the Alex Jones infowars type crap, but on the other hand, isn't Zuckerjew in denial that this is a problem on Facebook?

This election cycle proved that has more credibility than CNN

[Catfish Harasser]

Alex Jones is a fucking nut that happens to support conservative causes and Donald Trump, but he's still a fucking nut. I remember during the BP oil spill that he entertained the idea that somehow a giant methane explosion was going to create a tsunami that would take out all of Florida after the methane water clouds ignited and caused massive explosions, and this could also trigger a mass extinction event.

I thought, OK, isn't that an episode of History Channel's "Mega Disasters?" And then I also learned that he believes in massive extraterrestrial conspiracies a la V: The Miniseries, which was a good miniseries, by the way.

And thanks to this guy, liberals are labeling all you Trump supporters as conspiracy nuts that believe the same bullshit.

[Theoretically Offended]

Alex Jones is a fucking nut that happens to support conservative causes and Donald Trump, but he's still a fucking nut. I remember during the BP oil spill that he entertained the idea that somehow a giant methane explosion was going to create a tsunami that would take out all of Florida after the methane water clouds ignited and caused massive explosions, and this could also trigger a mass extinction event.

I thought, OK, isn't that an episode of History Channel's "Mega Disasters?" And then I also learned that he believes in massive extraterrestrial conspiracies a la V: The Miniseries, which was a good miniseries, by the way.

And thanks to this guy, liberals are labeling all you Trump supporters as conspiracy nuts that believe the same bullshit.

But dude, we have the emote! The emote!!! 

[St. Pfeifengesicht]

And thanks to this guy, liberals are labeling all you Trump supporters as conspiracy nuts that believe the same bullshit.

Well gosh I'd hate to risk damaging the liberals' mental image of Trump voters.

[Catfish Harasser]

And thanks to this guy, liberals are labeling all you Trump supporters as conspiracy nuts that believe the same bullshit.

Well gosh I'd hate to risk damaging the liberals' mental image of Trump voters.

Good point and it's not like there aren't left wing conspiracy nuts, although I'm having trouble thinking of the left wing Alex Jones equivalent. I guess they'd probably be less likely to start a good business.

[Whig Historian]

Good point and it's not like there aren't left wing conspiracy nuts, although I'm having trouble thinking of the left wing Alex Jones equivalent.

MSNBC

[change my pitch up, cut my dick off]

Everything I've read about this suggests it is an elaborate conspiracy theory that started on reddit. Like most good conspiracy theories there's an element of possibility -- I mean, I could see a guy who owns a pizza shop also being a human trafficker or something like that, it's happened -- so I don't see it going away anytime soon.

I could also see lots of these elites being pedophiles, why not?

But from what I can tell, there is very little substantive evidence that this particular pizza shop is the front for a massive child sex ring that caters primarily to establishment democrats.

As a side note, I have no idea what the context of that "two hours worth of pizza" text is, but I've had guys who sell weed insist on using time as a code for how much you're getting and pizza as a code for weed, although never both at the same time in my personal experience. For one guy the code was "Hey, mind if I hang out for a half an hour" = half ounce of weed and for another "half a pizza" = half an ounce. I think it's mostly over the top to have to buy weed in code, but I'm not the one selling it so what can I say?

As far as fake news goes, it seems like most of what people are getting mad at IS the Alex Jones infowars type crap, but on the other hand, isn't Zuckerjew in denial that this is a problem on Facebook?

i think the whole point is that even the stuff you don't think is  should warrant some kind of investigation or closer look or attention that's not happening from our government and msm.

[Call Me CisMale]

And thanks to this guy, liberals are labeling all you Trump supporters as conspiracy nuts that believe the same bullshit.

Well gosh I'd hate to risk damaging the liberals' mental image of Trump voters.

Good point and it's not like there aren't left wing conspiracy nuts, although I'm having trouble thinking of the left wing Alex Jones equivalent. I guess they'd probably be less likely to start a good business.

Karl Marx.

[Ghost of Vince Foster]

although I'm having trouble thinking of the left wing Alex Jones equivalent.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0OteXcs-AI" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0OteXcs-AI</a>

[Catfish Harasser]

Everything I've read about this suggests it is an elaborate conspiracy theory that started on reddit. Like most good conspiracy theories there's an element of possibility -- I mean, I could see a guy who owns a pizza shop also being a human trafficker or something like that, it's happened -- so I don't see it going away anytime soon.

I could also see lots of these elites being pedophiles, why not?

But from what I can tell, there is very little substantive evidence that this particular pizza shop is the front for a massive child sex ring that caters primarily to establishment democrats.

As a side note, I have no idea what the context of that "two hours worth of pizza" text is, but I've had guys who sell weed insist on using time as a code for how much you're getting and pizza as a code for weed, although never both at the same time in my personal experience. For one guy the code was "Hey, mind if I hang out for a half an hour" = half ounce of weed and for another "half a pizza" = half an ounce. I think it's mostly over the top to have to buy weed in code, but I'm not the one selling it so what can I say?

As far as fake news goes, it seems like most of what people are getting mad at IS the Alex Jones infowars type crap, but on the other hand, isn't Zuckerjew in denial that this is a problem on Facebook?

i think the whole point is that even the stuff you don't think is  should warrant some kind of investigation or closer look or attention that's not happening from our government and msm.

are you just referring to pizzagate? because i don't see anything here that would warrant an official investigation. two crossed ping pongs sort of resembling a pedophile symbol isn't good evidence of anything. those weird musical acts the guy hosted is the creepiest thing, but again that's evidence of being a weird queer, not anything necessarily illegal.

i mean you could be like, hmm, look at all these weird coincidences, there must be something up! but the fact of the matter is that's the same shit schizophrenics do when they think the government is stalking them because they keep seeing USPS trucks on a daily basis where they live.

[Catfish Harasser]

although I'm having trouble thinking of the left wing Alex Jones equivalent.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0OteXcs-AI" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0OteXcs-AI</a>

all kidding aside if hillary believed she was a reptile alien that drinks the blood of orphans like alex jones probably does, i'd probably actually like her more. hey at least she'd have a personality.

[Harry D Greek]

Everything I've read about this suggests it is an elaborate conspiracy theory that started on reddit. Like most good conspiracy theories there's an element of possibility -- I mean, I could see a guy who owns a pizza shop also being a human trafficker or something like that, it's happened -- so I don't see it going away anytime soon.

I could also see lots of these elites being pedophiles, why not?

But from what I can tell, there is very little substantive evidence that this particular pizza shop is the front for a massive child sex ring that caters primarily to establishment democrats.

As a side note, I have no idea what the context of that "two hours worth of pizza" text is, but I've had guys who sell weed insist on using time as a code for how much you're getting and pizza as a code for weed, although never both at the same time in my personal experience. For one guy the code was "Hey, mind if I hang out for a half an hour" = half ounce of weed and for another "half a pizza" = half an ounce. I think it's mostly over the top to have to buy weed in code, but I'm not the one selling it so what can I say?

As far as fake news goes, it seems like most of what people are getting mad at IS the Alex Jones infowars type crap, but on the other hand, isn't Zuckerjew in denial that this is a problem on Facebook?

i think the whole point is that even the stuff you don't think is  should warrant some kind of investigation or closer look or attention that's not happening from our government and msm.

are you just referring to pizzagate? because i don't see anything here that would warrant an official investigation. two crossed ping pongs sort of resembling a pedophile symbol isn't good evidence of anything. those weird musical acts the guy hosted is the creepiest thing, but again that's evidence of being a weird queer, not anything necessarily illegal.

i mean you could be like, hmm, look at all these weird coincidences, there must be something up! but the fact of the matter is that's the same shit schizophrenics do when they think the government is stalking them because they keep seeing USPS trucks on a daily basis where they live.

Try an experiment: take the pics from Comet Ping Pong's Instagram and post them like they're your own original thoughts and content on your normie Facebook. See who shows up to your house first: local law enforcement to investigate your computer harddrive and electronic devices, or local townsfolk to investigate your health and bodily integrity

Also, to add another variable to the experiment, change your profile picture to one of the child love logos

[Dem Wypipo]

And thanks to this guy, liberals are labeling all you Trump supporters as conspiracy nuts that believe the same bullshit.

Well gosh I'd hate to risk damaging the liberals' mental image of Trump voters.

Good point and it's not like there aren't left wing conspiracy nuts, although I'm having trouble thinking of the left wing Alex Jones equivalent. I guess they'd probably be less likely to start a good business.

Academia is chock full of conspiracy nuts.  Left wing conspiracies just have the tendency to be explained and normalized.