Jerky is mostly an American thing. You open up a pack of jerky in Ireland or something and people are all like "wtf? is that for your dog? You're not gonna actually eat that are you?"
It is but you can get it from some/most supermarkets. I always see a packet with the silhouette of a cowboy on it.
That's because in Europe you just ride around with baguettes sticking out of your bicycle baskets ringing your little faggot bells at impertinent Vespas while in America we are still conquering our rugged countryside.
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