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Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« on: January 01, 2017, 12:41:54 AM »
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Ok faggots, here's the Deadpool for Current Year.  Rules same as last year: pick 10, 100 - age at death = points. You have 1 week to make your pics, the deadline is January 7, 2017, no editing your picks after that date. Have fun and good luck!

EDIT: Famous animals are not allowed. Sorry.

Pics in no particular order:

Hugh Hefner
Rob Kardashian
Paul McCartney
Valerie Harper
Billy Idol
Angela Merkel
George Soros
Suge Knight
Hillary Clinton
Lionel Richie

« Last Edit: January 06, 2017, 05:14:55 PM by Bitter Weirdo »

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2017, 12:48:40 AM »
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Keith Richards
Stan Lee
Art Garfunkle Michael Schumacher
Sidney Poitier
Mary Kate Olsen
Lindsay Lohan
Doris Day
Hugh Jackman Charles Manson
Mr. T
Bob Dylan
« Last Edit: January 03, 2017, 08:14:31 PM by Rocket »
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2017, 01:02:06 AM »
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Who's left to die?

George Soros.  :swift:

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2017, 01:02:52 AM »
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I still think we should get one point if someone we selected in a previous thread snuffs it.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2017, 01:34:49 AM »
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Queen Elizabeth
Stephen Hawking
Barbara Bush
Black guy from the office
Cher
Betty White
Mel Gibson
Mariah Carey (suicide)
Bernie Sanders
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2017, 01:35:51 AM »
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The year the music died.

Linda Ronstadt
Neil Diamond
Bob Dylan
Tom Jones
John Prine
Lady Gaga
Paul McCartney (for the second time)
Elton John
Billy Joel
Paul Anka

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2017, 01:43:53 AM »
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1. Angelina Jolie
2. Paris Jackson
3. Fergie Rob Kardashian
4. Charlie Sheen Charles Manson
5. Bill Clinton
6. Queen Elizabeth
7. Tara Reid
8. Lily-Rose Depp Jean Claude Van Damme
9. OJ Simpson
10. Jimmy Fallon Val Kilmer
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2017, 02:01:50 AM »
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Hugh Jackman? Something about him put him one foot in the grave? Seriously, don't pay attention to celebrities, but that one seems dubious.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2017, 02:14:10 AM »
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The Queen
Captain Picard/Xavier
Luke Skywalker
Kirk Douglas
Prince Philip
Jimmy Carter
Bush Senior
Hugh Hefner
George Soros
The Guy who played the original Darth Vader

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2017, 02:27:50 AM »
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Total Biscuit
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
Desmond Tutu
Leah Bracknell
Nobby Stiles
Aretha Franklin
John Newman (British singer)
Charles Trippy
Jimmy Carter
Gord Downie


Go get 'em, Dick, Desmond, Aretha and your cancer-bearing companions.

Interestingly enough both of my winners from last year were of the non-cancerous variety, I think.

edit: Took off Dick Van Dyke and replaced him with Al Baghdadi in a furtive hope that Burt survives another year.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2017, 03:27:18 AM »
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Mikhail Gorbachev
Jimmy Carter
Hillary Clinton
Bill Clinton
Kanye West
Angela Merkel
Lena Dunham
Shaun King
Deray the Nigger Faggot
Jack Dorsey
This unfortunate race, whom we had been taking so much pains to save and to civilize, have by their unexpected desertion and ferocious barbarities justified extermination and now await our decision on their fate.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2017, 08:02:44 AM »
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Bill Clinton
Hillary Clinton
George Soros
King Salman of Saudi Arabia
James Earl Jones
Rob Kardashian
George Zimmerman
Bob Dylan
Mick Jagger
Michael Schumacher

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2017, 09:34:09 AM »
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Peter Mayhew - heart failure
Hillary Clinton - liver failure
Recep Tayyip Erdoğan - mauled by a bear
Ian McKellen - AIDS
Amy Schumer - complications of sleep apnea
Morgan Freeman - black old age
Joss Whedon - aneurysm
Prince Charles - mysterious circumstances
Bob Newhart - dies in the middle of a joke, no one notices
June Foray - I just want a goddamn point for once, alright

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2017, 11:08:40 AM »
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Henry Kissinger
Gene Simmons
Keith Richards
Bill Wyman
Charlie Watts
Harry Reid
Bernie Sanders
Barbara Boxer
Chris-Chan
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2017, 11:18:22 AM »
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Corey Feldman
Glenn Beck
Hillary Clinton
Bill Clinton
Dustin Diamond
George Takei
Lena Dunham
Miley Cyrus
Lindsay Lohan
Mark Hamill
« Last Edit: January 02, 2017, 07:07:52 PM by Bill Noy Science Goy »
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #15 on: January 01, 2017, 11:31:58 AM »
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Harrison Ford
Ridley Scott
Michael Biehn
Lance Henriksen
Sean Connery
Roger Moore
Hillary Clinton
Bill Clinton
Jimmy Carter
Barack Obama

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #16 on: January 01, 2017, 11:47:45 AM »
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Michael Schumacher
I had him on last year. Maybe he'll hang around, or maybe I should change mine.


Hugh Jackman? Something about him put him one foot in the grave? Seriously, don't pay attention to celebrities, but that one seems dubious.
Had him last year, too. You need to do some research before you invest.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #17 on: January 01, 2017, 12:01:44 PM »
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The Queen missed both Christmas and New Years' due to a "very bad cold," sounds like she might be a lay-up.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #18 on: January 01, 2017, 12:16:35 PM »
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Bill Clinton
Hillary Clinton
Shannen Doherty
Gord Downie (from The Tragically Hip)
Tommy Chong
George H.W. Bush
Patrick Stewart
Julian Assange
Hugh Hefner
Stephen Hawking
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #19 on: January 01, 2017, 02:33:34 PM »
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Queen Elizabeth
Prince Charles
Hugh Hefner
Paul McCartney
Lindsay "Firecrotch" Lohan
Barbara Bush (Mama Bush)
Bush the Elder
Hillary
Betty White
Jimmah Cattah (that's former Pres Jimmy Carter to Yankee faggots)
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #20 on: January 01, 2017, 02:40:12 PM »
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Peter Mayhew - heart failure

One of the nicest dudes I've ever met, comes to El Paso a lot. It's going to be a shame losing him, everyone else on your list (except for June Foray) can die in a plastic chipper.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #21 on: January 01, 2017, 02:53:16 PM »
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Dammit this was my thread two years running, ya drangus.

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I'm going all high risk this year, nobody over 50

Corey Feldman
Tara Reid
Bam Margera
Ralphie May
Lindsay Lohan
Amanda Bynes
Aaron Carter
Demi Lovato
Amber Heard
Jonah Hill
At dawn I leave the hut. My woman is happy in her toil. When I return from my daily gathering, I am tired and hungry. There is no food or fire, because she has dragged out her ceremonial betrothal skins, and spent the day weeping because they do not fit. And somehow this is MY fault?! And now her family has come to comfort her. They have been with us since Nord has blown his icy breath. If her brother is not out of our hut by planting time, there will be a clubbing!

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #22 on: January 01, 2017, 03:52:15 PM »
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Corey Feldman
Tara Reid
Bam Margera
Ralphie May
Lindsay Lohan
Amanda Bynes
Aaron Carter
Demi Lovato
Amber Heard
Jonah Hill
I think you accidentally posted your fantasy sex list.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #23 on: January 01, 2017, 03:57:51 PM »
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You will do well to note that every name I posted is an anagram of "Rocket's Whore Mom".
At dawn I leave the hut. My woman is happy in her toil. When I return from my daily gathering, I am tired and hungry. There is no food or fire, because she has dragged out her ceremonial betrothal skins, and spent the day weeping because they do not fit. And somehow this is MY fault?! And now her family has come to comfort her. They have been with us since Nord has blown his icy breath. If her brother is not out of our hut by planting time, there will be a clubbing!

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #24 on: January 01, 2017, 04:33:36 PM »
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You will do well to note that every name I posted is an anagram of "Rocket's Whore Mom".
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