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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #125 on: April 13, 2017, 09:09:35 AM »
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Charlie Murphy wasn't even funny in those skits. Dave's impressions of Rick James was fucking hilarious. When did Charlie Murphy say or do anything funny in the Rick James sketches? Seriously.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #126 on: April 13, 2017, 11:54:35 AM »
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Also niggers are terrible when it comes to being famous, very few of them seem to act with any kind of humility.  Niggers also seem to be tribal in their DNA so without a Big Chief Nigger to keep them in line, they start acting like a bunch of wild chimps if there is no HNIC to keep them in line.

Which is hilarious because at least in interviews he seemed pretty cognizant of the fact that he was emphatically NOT the famous one.
http://www.esquire.com/entertainment/interviews/a12084/charlie-murphy-quotes-0112/#ixzz1hFNAbGet
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Now, I'm in Hollywood, these guys are going out every night, and I have no clothes at all. Eddie says to me, "Go shopping." But I didn't know what to buy. How am I supposed to look? I'd lost all of that. So he said, "You know what, man, I have a whole bunch of clothes I'm getting rid of." And he gave me the leather jackets, all the show-business stuff he was wearing back then. One night we went out. I had on a green glitter busboy jacket, no shirt, bunch of chains around my neck. We went into the club and I could hear everybody screaming, "That's him! It's Eddie Murphy." And someone said, "Who's that other guy, the one who looks just like him? That must be his brother. Is his brother a magician?" And it felt like the jacket heated up about 200 degrees. You're not supposed to dress like this. That's not you, it's him. It brought me back to reality.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #127 on: April 19, 2017, 07:05:17 AM »
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Big money today.

Aaron Hernandez, football deflator and convicted murderer, has ended his own life. 
 


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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #128 on: April 19, 2017, 07:45:06 AM »
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How long before the family tries to sue because "HE NEVER WOULDA KILLED HISSELF!!!!! THEY DUN MURDERED HIM!!!!"?

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #129 on: April 19, 2017, 08:51:50 AM »
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poor kid

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #130 on: April 19, 2017, 09:45:03 AM »
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Hell of a tight end. tight end of the rope

football deflator

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #131 on: April 19, 2017, 01:53:37 PM »
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Charlie Murphy's talent was in telling stories. There is something to be said for being a good story teller. He knows how to draw people in. I don't know if he's a good writer of comedy, and I can totally believe that he's an unmitigated ass, but the dude can tell a great story.

Also he was funny in CB4.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #132 on: April 19, 2017, 02:16:45 PM »
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Cell Black Four?

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #133 on: April 19, 2017, 08:36:45 PM »
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Did not see AH coming. I mean, nigga just was found not guilty of the other murders.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #134 on: April 20, 2017, 04:14:34 PM »
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News is reporting that Hernandez autopsy is indicating he was well hung.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #135 on: April 21, 2017, 10:29:53 AM »
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Odynius saw Cuba Gooding Sr. in a silver Jaguar surrounded by empty liquor bottles, judged him worthy and opened wide the gates of Nigger Valhalla.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #136 on: April 23, 2017, 12:19:14 AM »
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