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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #125 on: April 13, 2017, 09:09:35 AM »
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Charlie Murphy wasn't even funny in those skits. Dave's impressions of Rick James was fucking hilarious. When did Charlie Murphy say or do anything funny in the Rick James sketches? Seriously.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #126 on: April 13, 2017, 11:54:35 AM »
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Also niggers are terrible when it comes to being famous, very few of them seem to act with any kind of humility.  Niggers also seem to be tribal in their DNA so without a Big Chief Nigger to keep them in line, they start acting like a bunch of wild chimps if there is no HNIC to keep them in line.

Which is hilarious because at least in interviews he seemed pretty cognizant of the fact that he was emphatically NOT the famous one.
http://www.esquire.com/entertainment/interviews/a12084/charlie-murphy-quotes-0112/#ixzz1hFNAbGet
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Now, I'm in Hollywood, these guys are going out every night, and I have no clothes at all. Eddie says to me, "Go shopping." But I didn't know what to buy. How am I supposed to look? I'd lost all of that. So he said, "You know what, man, I have a whole bunch of clothes I'm getting rid of." And he gave me the leather jackets, all the show-business stuff he was wearing back then. One night we went out. I had on a green glitter busboy jacket, no shirt, bunch of chains around my neck. We went into the club and I could hear everybody screaming, "That's him! It's Eddie Murphy." And someone said, "Who's that other guy, the one who looks just like him? That must be his brother. Is his brother a magician?" And it felt like the jacket heated up about 200 degrees. You're not supposed to dress like this. That's not you, it's him. It brought me back to reality.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #127 on: April 19, 2017, 07:05:17 AM »
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Big money today.

Aaron Hernandez, football deflator and convicted murderer, has ended his own life. 
 


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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #128 on: April 19, 2017, 07:45:06 AM »
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How long before the family tries to sue because "HE NEVER WOULDA KILLED HISSELF!!!!! THEY DUN MURDERED HIM!!!!"?

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #129 on: April 19, 2017, 08:51:50 AM »
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #130 on: April 19, 2017, 09:45:03 AM »
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Hell of a tight end. tight end of the rope

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #131 on: April 19, 2017, 01:53:37 PM »
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Charlie Murphy's talent was in telling stories. There is something to be said for being a good story teller. He knows how to draw people in. I don't know if he's a good writer of comedy, and I can totally believe that he's an unmitigated ass, but the dude can tell a great story.

Also he was funny in CB4.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #132 on: April 19, 2017, 02:16:45 PM »
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Cell Black Four?

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #133 on: April 19, 2017, 08:36:45 PM »
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Did not see AH coming. I mean, nigga just was found not guilty of the other murders.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #134 on: April 20, 2017, 04:14:34 PM »
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News is reporting that Hernandez autopsy is indicating he was well hung.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #135 on: April 21, 2017, 10:29:53 AM »
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Odynius saw Cuba Gooding Sr. in a silver Jaguar surrounded by empty liquor bottles, judged him worthy and opened wide the gates of Nigger Valhalla.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-WVpVKbkXo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-WVpVKbkXo</a>

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #136 on: April 23, 2017, 12:19:14 AM »
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #137 on: April 29, 2017, 12:41:56 PM »
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Johnathan Demme, director of AIDS: The Motion Picture and The Silence of the Lambs.



http://www.indiewire.com/2017/04/jonathan-demme-dead-73-silence-of-the-lambs-1201809289/

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The cause was esophageal cancer and complications from heart disease, according to a source close to the family. He was originally treated for the disease in 2010, but suffered from a recurrence in 2015, and his condition deteriorated in recent weeks.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #138 on: May 02, 2017, 07:52:29 PM »
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Col. Bruce Hampton (Ret.) - 31 points.

This one bothers me. There are very few like Col. Bruce. He guessed my birthday once at a gig. I have an autographed set list that I am going to frame. This guy was incredible. When we talked he told me he was feeling pretty bad physically and he gave an incredible performance anyway.

https://www.jambase.com/article/jam-scene-patriarch-col-bruce-hampton-died

"Jam scene patriarch Col. Bruce Hampton died on stage during the final moments of a benefit concert honoring his 70th birthday at the Fox Theatre in Atlanta on Monday night. Hampton passed out with nearly the entire all-star lineup for Hampton 70: A Celebration Of Col. Bruce Hampton surrounding him as the “Turn On Your Lovelight” finale was nearing a conclusion. News of Hampton’s death was confirmed by his family who provided the following statement:

After collapsing on stage surrounded by his friends, family, fans and the people he loved Col. Bruce Hampton has passed away. The family is asking for respect and privacy at this difficult time.
Col. Bruce Hampton was born as Gustav Valentine Berglund III in Knoxville, Tennessee on April 30, 1947 – 70 years and one day before his tragic death. Bruce first made his mark as the leader of the Hampton Grease Band in the late ’60s and early ’70s. The avant-garde act opened for a number legendary bands including the Grateful Dead and The Allman Brothers Band and were known for their unusual on-stage antics.

In the early ’90s he led the Aquarium Rescue Unit, a band that featured such talented musicians as Jimmy Herring, Oteil Burbridge, Jeff Sipe, Matt Mundy and Count M’Butu. ARU formed out of weekly jam sessions in Atlanta and gained a national audience thanks to their impressive live performances and a slot on the inaugural H.O.R.D.E. tour in 1992. Hampton left the group in 1993 and went on to form Fiji Mariners. Bruce was a fixture on Jam Cruise, sat-in with a bevy of jam acts and led Madrid Express in recent years.

Many of Bruce’s musical friends and those he inspired gathered at the Fox on Monday for a benefit concert in honor of Hampton’s 70th birthday. John Popper, John Bell, Herring, Sipe, Jon Fishman, Duane Trucks, Rev. Jeff Mosier, Chuck Leavell and Warren Haynes were just a few of those who performed at the Fox. The concert featured over four hours of sensational performances and was just about to come to a conclusion when Bruce Hampton passed out. At first some of the musicians thought he was kidding around, but it soon became clear the situation was no joke.

Longtime collaborator, ARU member and concert participant Rev. Jeff Mosier posted the following on his public Facebook page, “He died at Crawford Long Hospital here in Atlanta just a while ago. I feel so blessed to have been there tonight and be a part of the greatest gathering of friends and loved ones. I’ve never seen Bruce happier. I’ve never been sadder. I’ve dreaded this day for years, but could have never imagined a more joyful departure. I feel so lost.”"


Here people explain how he could guess birthdays.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46Et3UdCldg" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46Et3UdCldg</a>


Here he is in Slingblade.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9tK9HYspFM" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9tK9HYspFM</a>


"Music of today is horrifying."

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cb-YxV0mPs" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cb-YxV0mPs</a>
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #139 on: May 10, 2017, 12:15:39 AM »
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #140 on: May 10, 2017, 12:41:51 PM »
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I'm still trying to figure out who the fuck that nigger is.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #141 on: May 10, 2017, 03:06:24 PM »
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He was the "security guard" for Rob Dyrdek, a very self-made professional skater. He was really more of a comedic publicity stunt, than anything. The way it went was...

-Rob would skate spots you weren't supposed to skate.
-Security would kick him out.
-Rob hires Big Black to protect himself from security guards trying to kick him out.

-Rob would skate spots you weren't supposed to skate.
-Security guard would try to kick him out.
-Big Black would take on the security guard trying to kick him out.

I'm sure they settled it off camera, but it was kinda funny nonetheless.

Eventually, Big Black (being a nigger) got mad that he was being treated like a sidekick. He wasn't even a sidekick. He was way below sidekick standards. He was basically a character in one of many of Rob's skits. Either way, a nigger for not recognizing how good he had it aboard the massive gravytrain in which he got huge royalties to do very little work and/or acting. For some reason, he wasn't ok with making heaps and heaps of money off the "lol it's a huge black guy protecting a little scrawny white guy" bux.

Rob marketed himself and BigBlack as "Rob & Big" putting tons of time, effort and money into skit production, clothing, graphical art, etc while Big Black just showed his ass up to the buffet.

Eventually they reconciled their difference, probably after Big Nig nogged away all his royalty money and needed more.

(Sorry for the pro-skater 888. I've always been a huge fan of Rob. He's a cool guy who goes out of his way to personally design and build skate parks for communities, while staying grounded despite sharing his TV show with a selfish negro and a crack whore.)
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #142 on: May 10, 2017, 05:16:34 PM »
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Big money today. 

Mary Tsoni, Greek artfag, has died. 

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #143 on: May 14, 2017, 11:31:01 PM »
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Well... bye.


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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #144 on: May 14, 2017, 11:54:33 PM »
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Powers Boothe passed today.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/powers-boothe-dead-agents-shield-sin-city-actor-was-68-1003667

He was in stuff like Tombstone, Deadwood, Sin City, and recently Agents of Shield. Absolutely terrifying and menacing when he needed to be. Passed too damn soon.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #145 on: May 14, 2017, 11:58:25 PM »
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That sucks. :(

He was so great in Deadwood, I was always holding out they might do a movie or new series and he would have been a big part of that.
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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #146 on: May 15, 2017, 11:04:00 AM »
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Finally some good news for a change: Jewish Hollywood powerbroker ( ( ( Brad Grey ) ) ) has died from cancer.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #147 on: May 15, 2017, 12:23:53 PM »
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Well... bye.


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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #148 on: May 15, 2017, 01:06:11 PM »
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Powers Boothe passed today.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/powers-boothe-dead-agents-shield-sin-city-actor-was-68-1003667

He was in stuff like Tombstone, Deadwood, Sin City, and recently Agents of Shield. Absolutely terrifying and menacing when he needed to be. Passed too damn soon.

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Re: Celebrity Deadpool 2017
« Reply #149 on: May 15, 2017, 05:50:00 PM »
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Sorry, slooooow due to hangover.  :ted: