As my first post Something Sensitive I bring my dox of the FYAD Idiot King Woozy Pawsies, a comically depressed loser from Portland Oregon.SA Career Posts:
Nov 26, 2007Posting dossier
: Only posts in FYAD, where he is an Idiot King generally regarded by the community as unfunny but respected because of his probate button. Very eager on the probate button to make up for the fact that he is an unemployed loser irl. He is never empty quoted by FYAD regs.Current Status:
FYAD Idiot KingTHE GOOD STUFF You can see the tears on his guitar of broken dreams and realization you're not going to make it as a rock star Social NetworksMyspaceFacebookBlog 1Blog 2
His blogs include some painfully depressing posts.IRL Dossier
Name: Ben Banse-Fay
Resides: Portland Oregon
Employment Status: Un-Employed (had a job see below)
Mental Status: Needs professional help. Seriously dude, get the fuck off the internet and get some help before you hurt yourself or someone else. If I don't make it as a rockstar and have to work a real job I'll blow my brains out!
Ben lives with his mom. Address redacted for the sake of his mother.
Now, what kinda job do you think and aspiring rockstar would hold down? Barback maybe? Bouncer? It turns out he had a job SELLING FUCKING TABLE CLOTHES Work TwitterWork Blog about tablecloths (lmao)
Some comically gay shit.
That is all I've got for now SS.