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Author Topic: depressedloser.dox: The dox of FYAD IK woozy pawsies (kingmightyrooster)  (Read 2253 times)

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As my first post Something Sensitive I bring my dox of the FYAD Idiot King Woozy Pawsies, a comically depressed loser from Portland Oregon.


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Reg Date: Nov 26, 2007
Posting dossier: Only posts in FYAD, where he is an Idiot King generally regarded by the community as unfunny but respected because of his probate button. Very eager on the probate button to make up for the fact that he is an unemployed loser irl. He is never empty quoted by FYAD regs.
Current Status: FYAD Idiot King


THE GOOD STUFF


You can see the tears on his guitar of broken dreams and realization you're not going to make it as a rock star :myecred:

Social Networks
Myspace
Facebook
Blog 1
Blog 2

His blogs include some painfully depressing posts.


IRL Dossier
Name: Ben Banse-Fay
Resides: Portland Oregon
Employment Status: Un-Employed (had a job see below)
Mental Status: Needs professional help.



Seriously dude, get the fuck off the internet and get some help before you hurt yourself or someone else.


 :lfsay: If I don't make it as a rockstar and have to work a real job I'll blow my brains out!

Ben lives with his mom. Address redacted for the sake of his mother.


Now, what kinda job do you think and aspiring rockstar would hold down? Barback maybe? Bouncer? It turns out he had a job SELLING FUCKING TABLE CLOTHES  :niggershine:


Work Twitter
Work Blog about tablecloths (lmao)


Some comically gay shit.




That is all I've got for now SS.
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How old is this guy? 

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How old is this guy?

30 Years old.

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30 Years old.

Okay.  30 is way too old to be that emo.

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lol, welcome aboard troon emperor king

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the median home value in his neighborhood is $449,100 and he sells table cloths so he's living with mom & dad

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Show us on the doll where IK meanbad touched you. Who gives a shit about one unfunny FYAD fuckwad who exclusively posts there? You do you, I guess.

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the median home value in his neighborhood is $449,100 and he sells table cloths so he's living with mom & dad

Presently he is un-employed; and definitely living with his mommy. lol.

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unemployed or working at a linen company

get your story right bruh

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unemployed or working at a linen company

get your story right bruh


I said it in past tense in the OP I guess I should be more obvious.

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From what I've seen he is pretty much par for the course as far as FYADs go. They are all twerpy awkward looking dudes. Awful yearbook still has a few pics of some of them.
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Also, there is nothing funny about posting nigga's address and shit. I mean whatevs, but it's the emo tablecloth salesman shit that's the real meat. IDGAF about the dude's address, what am I gonna knock on his door and give him a copy of this thread? It doesn't add anything, is all I'm saying.
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Also, there is nothing funny about posting nigga's address and shit. I mean whatevs, but it's the emo tablecloth salesman shit that's the real meat. IDGAF about the dude's address, what am I gonna knock on his door and give him a copy of this thread? It doesn't add anything, is all I'm saying.

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There should be a group of people who show up whenever some gay faggot screeches on blog or social media about how depressed they are and how they want to die and, uh, helps them along in the process. Involuntarily if necessary.


Also Fyad sucks and the people who post there are low energy losers. Sad.

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There should be a group of people who show up whenever some gay faggot screeches on blog or social media about how depressed they are and how they want to die and, uh, helps them along in the process. Involuntarily if necessary.


Also Fyad sucks and the people who post there are low energy losers. Sad.

It is sad because how bad can you life really be? You didn't make it as a rock star? You gotta kill yourself now?

You have a roof over your head, you have internet, food, running water. Your life can't be that bad.

People have all the gifts in the world and can't help themselves. Pathetic.

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There should be a group of people who show up whenever some gay faggot screeches on blog or social media about how depressed they are and how they want to die and, uh, helps them along in the process. Involuntarily if necessary.


Also Fyad sucks and the people who post there are low energy losers. Sad.

It is sad because how bad can you life really be? You didn't make it as a rock star? You gotta kill yourself now?

You have a roof over your head, you have internet, food, running water. Your life can't be that bad.

People have all the gifts in the world and can't help themselves. Pathetic.

lol, he couldn't even make it as a guitarist in a local shitty scene band that may not get you rockstardom, but will at least make it a lot easier for a loser like him to have more than 1 part-time girlfriend in 30 years, and the dude's from portland, where I imagine there's a thriving scene of shitty bands and annoying scene chicks that attend their shows
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lol, he couldn't even make it as a guitarist in a local shitty scene band that may not get you rockstardom, but will at least make it a lot easier for a loser like him to have more than 1 part-time girlfriend in 30 years, and the dude's from portland, where I imagine there's a thriving scene of shitty bands and annoying scene chicks that attend their shows

its portland, which means you have to be a dj spinning the latest trendy microgenre to have a shot at dipping your breadstick in a can of half opened tuna. portland is plagued with fuckboys, cucks, betas and nu-males along with feminism and the guy moderates a dead ironic internet forum that was last relevant 12 years ago. as hipster as typing that out made it sound, it won't land him much cred down there because everyone in portland knows what goons are.

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lol, he couldn't even make it as a guitarist in a local shitty scene band that may not get you rockstardom, but will at least make it a lot easier for a loser like him to have more than 1 part-time girlfriend in 30 years, and the dude's from portland, where I imagine there's a thriving scene of shitty bands and annoying scene chicks that attend their shows

its portland, which means you have to be a dj spinning the latest trendy microgenre to have a shot at dipping your breadstick in a can of half opened tuna. portland is plagued with fuckboys, cucks, betas and nu-males along with feminism and the guy moderates a dead ironic internet forum that was last relevant 12 years ago. as hipster as typing that out made it sound, it won't land him much cred down there because everyone in portland knows what goons are.

FYAD is about a year out from being totally dead. With that being said are there any sites that have that similar sense of humor? besides the FYAD-lite off shoots

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TEK, this is a well done doxx. Pro work, another dead lawn for the mantle, but there is one big problem with it:
But I don't know who this FYADgget is and why I should care he just got pwned live on the internet.
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TEK, this is a well done doxx. Pro work, another dead lawn for the mantle, but there is one big problem with it:
But I don't know who this FYADgget is and why I should care he just got pwned live on the internet.

Are you hinting at adding more info about his SA career? Or?

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The only doxx that I care about is exclamation marx.

Otherwise well done but it's incredibly depressing seeing those 30+ NEET types living with their parents.
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TEK, this is a well done doxx. Pro work, another dead lawn for the mantle, but there is one big problem with it:
But I don't know who this FYADgget is and why I should care he just got pwned live on the internet.

Are you hinting at adding more info about his SA career? Or?

yes
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