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We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« on: April 19, 2017, 07:11:03 PM »
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Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with her face


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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2017, 07:14:09 PM »
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That's after taking hundreds of photographs and collectively hundreds, maybe thousands of man hours on Photoshop to make her look good in the best possible light.

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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2017, 07:34:55 PM »
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Is that photoshop or the original? Seriously is it?
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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2017, 07:35:09 PM »
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Those front teeth look like an inch long.

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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2017, 07:48:11 PM »
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well you see, hillary fucked a gross potato and chelsea was the result


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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2017, 07:52:50 PM »
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Finally the democrats will be able to win something with her, the Kentucky Derby is coming up soon.

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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2017, 08:06:19 PM »
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The body language makes it creepy. Her face is running laughing_smile.exe but her body is oddly stationary and neutral, almost tense. It's like the memes people made of that picture of Ted Cruz standing like a weirdo.
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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2017, 08:11:10 PM »
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http://www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com/ tbh this is a fantastic creation

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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2017, 08:37:52 PM »
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Oh look, it's the logo of the Democrat Party.

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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2017, 08:45:12 PM »
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The body language makes it creepy. Her face is running laughing_smile.exe but her body is oddly stationary and neutral, almost tense. It's like the memes people made of that picture of Ted Cruz standing like a weirdo.


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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2017, 08:52:00 PM »
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Not only does she look awesome, but shes finally getting the lifetime achievement award (at 37) that she richly deserved for interviewing the GEICO Gecko at $400k/year out of school! Im with HER!
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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2017, 08:52:35 PM »
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It really looks like they photoed her face on someoene else's body.
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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2017, 09:14:46 PM »
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Not only does she look awesome, but shes finally getting the lifetime achievement award (at 37) that she richly deserved for interviewing the GEICO Gecko at $400k/year out of school! Im with HER!

Actually her first job out of school was $900k/yr

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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2017, 09:19:37 PM »
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She has the N64 Goldeneye Bond face, that's what makes her look weird.

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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2017, 09:38:45 PM »
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It really looks like they photoed her face on someoene else's body.
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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #15 on: April 19, 2017, 09:44:22 PM »
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They used the Frequency Separation technique in Photoshop to smooth out her complexion, but both overdid it and neglected to add noise back into the overall image if it was going to the web. It also should have been feathered at the neck. CMYK and offset printing more or less do this for you, if you're going to print. The shadow line on her left cheek should also have been softened. I think the black jacket was also a mistake, as she needed to be broadlit so severely to bring out some form that her face... eh.

My takeaway is a suspicion that the best professionals are either leaving print or aging to the point they don't update their skillsets. Either that or she's Dorian Gray.

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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #16 on: April 19, 2017, 10:10:41 PM »
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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #17 on: April 19, 2017, 10:14:53 PM »
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They used the Frequency Separation technique in Photoshop to smooth out her complexion, but both overdid it and neglected to add noise back into the overall image if it was going to the web. It also should have been feathered at the neck. CMYK and offset printing more or less do this for you, if you're going to print. The shadow line on her left cheek should also have been softened. I think the black jacket was also a mistake, as she needed to be broadlit so severely to bring out some form that her face... eh.

My takeaway is a suspicion that the best professionals are either leaving print or aging to the point they don't update their skillsets. Either that or she's Dorian Gray.

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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #18 on: April 19, 2017, 10:22:40 PM »
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The body language makes it creepy. Her face is running laughing_smile.exe but her body is oddly stationary and neutral, almost tense.

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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #19 on: April 20, 2017, 05:23:51 AM »
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She has the N64 Goldeneye Bond face, that's what makes her look weird.

No, she just looks weird.

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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #20 on: April 20, 2017, 06:51:45 AM »
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Actually her first job out of school was $900k/yr

Let's be honest here, she's gonna need all the money she can get from her parents, because no man is going to shell out serious :bux: for the likes of her.
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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #21 on: April 20, 2017, 06:57:37 AM »
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Actually her first job out of school was $900k/yr

Let's be honest here, she's gonna need all the money she can get from her parents, because no man is going to shell out serious :bux: for the likes of her.
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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #22 on: April 20, 2017, 07:14:50 AM »
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Chelsea's husband is actually on the same level of attractiveness as Chelsea.  I'll give the Clintons some credit: they never punch above their weight in the looks department.

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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #23 on: April 20, 2017, 09:08:15 AM »
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well you see, hillary fucked a gross potato and chelsea was the result



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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #24 on: April 20, 2017, 12:56:23 PM »
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