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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #25 on: April 20, 2017, 04:02:03 PM »
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Actually her first job out of school was $900k/yr

Let's be honest here, she's gonna need all the money she can get from her parents, because no man is going to shell out serious :bux: for the likes of her.
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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #26 on: April 20, 2017, 05:29:45 PM »
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Don't care how much that spoiled genetic abomination makes in a year, if it wasn't for her parents' influence, she would probably be some degenerate lesbian on meth living in some trailer park.


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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #27 on: April 20, 2017, 07:26:39 PM »
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Don't care how much that spoiled genetic abomination makes in a year, if it wasn't for her parents' influence, she would probably be some degenerate lesbian on meth living in some trailer park.

To be fair, this also describes me

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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #28 on: April 21, 2017, 12:04:08 AM »
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Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with her face



remember that shrill cunt you fucking despise? well guess what?

Her Face on a Younger Body for President 2020
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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #29 on: April 21, 2017, 07:02:21 AM »
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I finally realized this picture reminds me of that spooky picture that comes up when you Google Bloody Marry. Too lazy to post cause mobile.
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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #30 on: April 21, 2017, 07:26:38 AM »
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Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with her face



remember that shrill cunt you fucking despise? well guess what?

Her Face on a Younger Body for President 2020

Seriously, I think they PS cloned some of Hillary's face to overlay Chelsea's xenomorphic features and of course stuck the head on an entirely different body.

Clintons, Shrillary in particular, are known for their commissioned image manipulation, in video and in still photos.

Trying to find a "window-side chat" she had where the camera view would force the viewer to drift side-to-side, from some years ago.

Obama and Clinton are obsessed with this kind of shit, like they're in league with Luciferians or something.
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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #31 on: April 23, 2017, 04:55:38 PM »
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Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with her face



remember that shrill cunt you fucking despise? well guess what?

Her Face on a Younger Body for President 2020

Seriously, I think they PS cloned some of Hillary's face to overlay Chelsea's xenomorphic features and of course stuck the head on an entirely different body.

Clintons, Shrillary in particular, are known for their commissioned image manipulation, in video and in still photos.

Trying to find a "window-side chat" she had where the camera view would force the viewer to drift side-to-side, from some years ago.

Obama and Clinton are obsessed with this kind of shit, like they're in league with Luciferians or something.

Found the video of Hillary I was talking about. Notice how the camera moves.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz1wwhyVOXU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz1wwhyVOXU</a>

Full size for best effect.

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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #32 on: April 23, 2017, 05:06:13 PM »
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I finally realized this picture reminds me of that spooky picture that comes up when you Google Bloody Marry. Too lazy to post cause mobile.

you mean this?

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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #33 on: April 23, 2017, 05:39:43 PM »
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I finally realized this picture reminds me of that spooky picture that comes up when you Google Bloody Marry. Too lazy to post cause mobile.

you mean this?


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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #34 on: April 23, 2017, 06:27:10 PM »
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Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with her face



remember that shrill cunt you fucking despise? well guess what?

Her Face on a Younger Body for President 2020

Seriously, I think they PS cloned some of Hillary's face to overlay Chelsea's xenomorphic features and of course stuck the head on an entirely different body.

Clintons, Shrillary in particular, are known for their commissioned image manipulation, in video and in still photos.

Trying to find a "window-side chat" she had where the camera view would force the viewer to drift side-to-side, from some years ago.

Obama and Clinton are obsessed with this kind of shit, like they're in league with Luciferians or something.

Found the video of Hillary I was talking about. Notice how the camera moves.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz1wwhyVOXU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz1wwhyVOXU</a>

Full size for best effect.

What's the side-to-side moving supposed to accomplish? Legit question.
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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #35 on: April 23, 2017, 06:54:06 PM »
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What's the side-to-side moving supposed to accomplish? Legit question.

To trick you into thinking the queasy feeling you get is from the camera movement and not the act of watching Hillary Clinton speak.

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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #36 on: April 24, 2017, 06:46:36 AM »
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Found the video of Hillary I was talking about. Notice how the camera moves.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz1wwhyVOXU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz1wwhyVOXU</a>

Full size for best effect.

What's the side-to-side moving supposed to accomplish? Legit question.

That's the  :alex: question.

It makes the viewer's eyes move in a hypnotizing pattern.

Or at least that was the speculation back when it was "her turn", before the Magic Negro Obamessiah appeared in the heavens to take all her nigger votes away.
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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #37 on: April 24, 2017, 07:04:12 AM »
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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #38 on: April 24, 2017, 11:08:42 AM »
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgPMcCIrVVs" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgPMcCIrVVs</a>

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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #39 on: May 03, 2017, 12:37:58 PM »
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https://i.redd.it/xknrbtdqwavy.jpg
You just know they are grooming Chelsey for office. However everything I've read and heard about her is that she is a total airhead. Expect to see more of this political Paris Hilton in the future.
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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #40 on: May 03, 2017, 12:55:24 PM »
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The Clintons are delusional.  Americans loathe political dynasties.

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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #41 on: May 03, 2017, 12:58:35 PM »
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https://i.redd.it/xknrbtdqwavy.jpg
You just know they are grooming Chelsey for office. However everything I've read and heard about her is that she is a total airhead. Expect to see more of this political Paris Hilton in the future.

I hope they try to force her on the country in 2020. The Democrats will very quickly discover just how much ill will against her mother remains among Dem voters who feel burned by their shitty strategy, and it'll be a snap to show that Chelsea has literally no qualifications or right to run for president other than her last name. She's done nothing, but carries most of her parents' baggage. Can you imagine the reaction from the small contingent of Bernie people who swallowed their pride and voted Hilldawg if the party hand picks another Clinton over an actual prog? It's a recipe for disaster, and I hope they do it.
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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #42 on: May 03, 2017, 08:35:18 PM »
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https://i.redd.it/xknrbtdqwavy.jpg
You just know they are grooming Chelsey for office. However everything I've read and heard about her is that she is a total airhead. Expect to see more of this political Paris Hilton in the future.

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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #43 on: May 03, 2017, 10:51:57 PM »
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Fear not, a straight white girl like Chelsea Clinton doesn't have enough intersectional multipliers to be considered for higher office by the DNC's standards.  She may end up being in some high level position on the New York governor's staff but she will never be going for the presidency.

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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #44 on: May 04, 2017, 06:48:12 AM »
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Fear not, a straight white girl like Chelsea Clinton doesn't have enough intersectional multipliers to be considered for higher office by the DNC's standards.  She may end up being in some high level position on the New York governor's staff but she will never be going for the presidency.
Doesn't mean she won't try.
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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #45 on: May 04, 2017, 07:06:27 AM »
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Fear not, a straight white girl like Chelsea Clinton doesn't have enough intersectional multipliers to be considered for higher office by the DNC's standards.  She may end up being in some high level position on the New York governor's staff but she will never be going for the presidency.

One trick that they might have up their sleeve is to magically discover in the near future that Chelsea Clinton is in fact a full-blown lesbian. That might soften her "whiteness" a bit.
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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #46 on: May 04, 2017, 07:38:50 AM »
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One trick that they might have up their sleeve is to magically discover in the near future that Chelsea Clinton is in fact a full-blown lesbian. That might soften her "whiteness" a bit.

:lolno: Chelsea needs her husband's money and connections if she wants any chance at attaining political office. 

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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #47 on: May 04, 2017, 08:27:05 AM »
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:lolno: Chelsea needs her husband's money and connections if she wants any chance at attaining political office.

Can we compromise on her discovering her bi-sexualism then  :geithner:
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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #48 on: May 04, 2017, 08:31:22 AM »
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Can we compromise on her discovering her bi-sexualism then  :geithner:

Dabbling in lesbianism would certainly fit the profile of a girl whose father was a serial philanderer.  But when I look at Chelsea I don't see a lesbian, I see a homely broad who could never get a boy to look at her and just wants a hard cock to call her own.


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Re: We need to have a frank discussion about Chelsea Clinton
« Reply #49 on: May 04, 2017, 08:37:11 AM »
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Or she could cuck her husband to a black bull. It would be her Trump card, if you will.   :heyo:
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