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Re: "I am Generation Y"
« Reply #4025 on: January 04, 2017, 10:22:34 AM »
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I feel like ever since the election started, a longtime liberal friend of mine has held a whole bunch of vitriol towards me, deep down, because he had a feeling I'd wind up voting for Trump. We used to reminisce about old times, make immature jokes and laugh at really stupid, childish shit we've always found funny. During the primaries I tried talking to him a few times about non-political nonsense we've always talked about. I'd message him with shit like "Hey man, remember that time you puked out the car door at 50MPH? They still haven't cleaned the vomit off that mailbox." To which he'd reply with "mmmhm"

Eventually, he finally brought up politics where a long-winded debate resulted in...

 :madgoon: "He's a racist, sexist, xenaphobe elected by the alt-right, a white supremacist blah blah blah"

 :stare:: "Wait, what?! You actually believe the alt-right is real? You're the only friend I have who posts on forums and actually understands crazy internet culture! I thought for sure I'd be able to laugh with you about all this "alt-right boogyman" madness that's been going on."

:madgoon: "So you're actually trying to convince me the alt-right isn't real? Wow, you really are a moron. I thought I knew you. I can't believe the person you've become. etc. etc. etc. etc. And I suppose you think the KKK isn't real either!"

"The KKK has about 6,000 members left, so they're basically finished. Every recent anecdote about how the klan terrorized this or that has always turned out to be a bunch of race baiting bullshit. But no, the alt-right isn't real. It's just a bunch of memes, shitpostings and trollings. I'm sure there are a few white nationalists who consider themselves alt-right, but for the most part it's just internet culture, 4chan nonsense. I thought you of all people would know this."

Then he sends me a bunch of mainstream media links with out-of-touch "here's what kids these days are up to, online!" style articles explaining pepe and the alt-right.

 :smug:: "Damn man! This is sad! Never thought you'd turn into a normie. Guess this is what growing up feels like lol."

:madgoon: "I NEVER THOUGHT YOUD BE A MISINFORMED TRUMP VOTER WITH 0 CREDIBILITY! YOUR JUST AS TERRIBLE AS THE REST OF THEM! IF I WAS THERE I'D PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE! KEEP LISTENING TO INFOWARS BS. I HOPE YOUR KID DIES SO HE DOESN'T HAVE TO GROW UP WITH AN ASSHOLE FATHER LIKE YOU!"

:smug:: "K, now send me links about how Duke Nukem 3D, Counter-Strike and Marlyn Manson lead to Columbine."

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Really sad how before the election, he used to be the most thick-skinned friend I had. I made fun of his homelessness when his parents kicked him out of the house and he had to crash on my couch. I made fun of his genital warts when he went back to fuck his whore of an ex one last time. He made fun of me when I lost jobs, totaled my car, had a hemorrhoid, etc. We made a pact that if (god forbid) one of us ever got cancer, we would joke about it, since taking problems seriously only makes them more depressing. No possible insult could have offend either one of us.

 :salute: Later days, you butthurt fucking faggot.
« Last Edit: January 04, 2017, 10:54:45 AM by blasting_asshole »

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Re: "I am Generation Y"
« Reply #4026 on: January 04, 2017, 10:59:02 AM »
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The election broke a lot of brains.  I went to a liberal college campus and for the 2004 election, even the far left "fine arts" majors got over it in about a week.  Here it is two months and people are still moping about it.

Generation Y is just poorly equipped to deal with anything that doesn't go exactly their way.  Just imagine if they had to deal with any real adversity in their lives.

But I know people the exact same age as the broke brains assholes and they aren't acting like that. I don't think it totally has to do with age. Could be cause with the people I know mommy and daddy hasn't given them everything they've ever wanted and said yes to everything but that's just a hunch. I just think the people literally depressed over this shit are totally coddled faggots who need to stfu.

I have no doubt there's a class component here as well. Lots of middle class (hell even the coddled welfare poor) urbanites/suburbanites are softer than dogshit in the rain anymore and like Nose said, lack the mental toughness to deal with adversity. So few people in this country have experienced true hardship in at least the last generation and as such never learned to cope.

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Re: "I am Generation Y"
« Reply #4027 on: January 04, 2017, 11:11:12 AM »
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:salute: Later days, you butthurt fucking faggot.

I paraphrase Doug Stanhope, I lost more friends to this election than Liberace did to the virus.

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Re: "I am Generation Y"
« Reply #4028 on: January 04, 2017, 11:57:47 AM »
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The election broke a lot of brains.  I went to a liberal college campus and for the 2004 election, even the far left "fine arts" majors got over it in about a week.  Here it is two months and people are still moping about it.

Generation Y is just poorly equipped to deal with anything that doesn't go exactly their way.  Just imagine if they had to deal with any real adversity in their lives.

But I know people the exact same age as the broke brains assholes and they aren't acting like that. I don't think it totally has to do with age. Could be cause with the people I know mommy and daddy hasn't given them everything they've ever wanted and said yes to everything but that's just a hunch. I just think the people literally depressed over this shit are totally coddled faggots who need to stfu.

nobody you know is registered to vote

Haha they send out voter registration forms with papers to certify for snap and welfare so a few of them have had to have managed it by now.  Who gives a shit if you register if you don't go vote? How many of the ones protesting and damn near rioting after the election weren't registered or more importantly if they were just didn't go vote,same with the ones needing counselors,coloring books and hot cocoa on college campuses?

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Re: "I am Generation Y"
« Reply #4029 on: January 04, 2017, 01:01:03 PM »
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Thin skinned bloviating nerds know thin skinned bloviating nerds and then exaggerate their two-line Facebook slapfights into an epic tale of how they ROFLMAO TRIGGERED THAT SHITLIB IT'S GONNA BE A MELTDOWN GUYS I CAN'T WAIT TO CHUG ALL THOSE DEMOCRAT TEARS.
Laid back rednecks know laid back rednecks and just want to grind up dishwasher tablets to see if any kind of buzz can be wrung out and then maybe go shoot a raccoon or something? I dunno we don't really have rednecks here.

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Re: "I am Generation Y"
« Reply #4030 on: January 04, 2017, 01:30:05 PM »
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grind up dishwasher tablets to see if any kind of buzz can be wrung out

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Re: "I am Generation Y"
« Reply #4031 on: January 04, 2017, 04:52:02 PM »
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Ever since Trump won I've noticed a trend in my Gen Y friends to legit shut down. As in they'll ask to talk about something else because they can't handle neutral debate that doesn't revolve around going GOD DAMN THAT DONALD TRUMP ARGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!! They literally can't do it because it is upsetting them uncontrollable just to discuss reality and the hypotheticals that may come.

They also are letting the outcome of these politics depress them, like give them physical stress and mental anguish and despair and shit. I know the plural of anecdote isn't data so is anybody else noticing this type of trend?

two of my closest friends both sank into the poz months before the election, but one is married to a psycho and the others a weeb so i wasnt too surprised

sad consolation that i have to deal with their weekly meltdowns now, but thems the breaks

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Re: "I am Generation Y"
« Reply #4032 on: January 04, 2017, 04:57:46 PM »
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Thin skinned bloviating nerds know thin skinned bloviating nerds and then exaggerate their two-line Facebook slapfights into an epic tale of how they ROFLMAO TRIGGERED THAT SHITLIB IT'S GONNA BE A MELTDOWN GUYS I CAN'T WAIT TO CHUG ALL THOSE DEMOCRAT TEARS.
Laid back rednecks know laid back rednecks and just want to grind up dishwasher tablets to see if any kind of buzz can be wrung out and then maybe go shoot a raccoon or something? I dunno we don't really have rednecks here.

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The proper term is hillbilly you,bigot. :colbert:

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Re: "I am Generation Y"
« Reply #4033 on: January 04, 2017, 05:10:29 PM »
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Thin skinned bloviating nerds know thin skinned bloviating nerds and then exaggerate their two-line Facebook slapfights into an epic tale of how they ROFLMAO TRIGGERED THAT SHITLIB IT'S GONNA BE A MELTDOWN GUYS I CAN'T WAIT TO CHUG ALL THOSE DEMOCRAT TEARS.
Laid back rednecks know laid back rednecks and just want to grind up dishwasher tablets to see if any kind of buzz can be wrung out and then maybe go shoot a raccoon or something? I dunno we don't really have rednecks here.

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The proper term is hillbilly you,bigot. :colbert:
it's Hill People, Billy is a gendered term.

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Re: "I am Generation Y"
« Reply #4034 on: January 04, 2017, 08:18:48 PM »
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:salute: Later days, you butthurt fucking faggot.

Similar thing (with not quite the exchange) happened to me. He probably thinks it's me ending our friendship not him, but that's fine, it doesn't bother me. We used to be such bros and he allowed himself to alienate himself from one of his best friends. :shrug:

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Re: "I am Generation Y"
« Reply #4035 on: January 05, 2017, 09:16:25 AM »
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He probably thinks it's me ending our friendship not him, but that's fine, it doesn't bother me. We used to be such bros and he allowed himself to alienate himself from one of his best friends. :shrug:

Yep, same and he's really mad, while I'm just sad for him. If he came back around, right now, I'd be down to be his bro again, despite him wishing death on my child. Only problem is, I'd HAVE to make fun of him, for melting down, the way he did. That's just the kinda friend I am. If the year was 2011, he would take it on the chin, dig up something from the past and throw it back in my face. BUT, times are different. Since it's ~current year~ I'm sure he'd just melt down again and put me back on block.

I'll wait and see, but there's no way in hell I'm gonna walk on eggshells for a grown ass man.
« Last Edit: January 05, 2017, 09:23:58 AM by blasting_asshole »

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Re: "I am Generation Y"
« Reply #4036 on: January 05, 2017, 11:03:44 AM »
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That's just the kinda friend I am.

But the burning question is has your dog raped him?

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Re: "I am Generation Y"
« Reply #4037 on: January 05, 2017, 12:00:35 PM »
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Yes.

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« Reply #4038 on: January 06, 2017, 04:23:50 PM »
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Re: "I am Generation Y"
« Reply #4039 on: January 07, 2017, 08:52:25 PM »
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Really sad how before the election, he used to be the most thick-skinned friend I had. I made fun of his homelessness when his parents kicked him out of the house and he had to crash on my couch. I made fun of his genital warts when he went back to fuck his whore of an ex one last time.

Why are you shocked that a broken loser succumbed to the poz?


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Re: "I am Generation Y"
« Reply #4040 on: January 07, 2017, 09:44:05 PM »
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Blasting asshole I'm sorry some guy your dog fucks has a case of hurt feelings or whatever I hope your dog doesn't get all prey cause he isnt doing any raping and stuff. 

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Re: "I am Generation Y"
« Reply #4041 on: January 07, 2017, 09:46:13 PM »
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Why do you hang out with people who's only success in life is getting their own parents to hate them and contracting life destroying diseases?

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Re: "I am Generation Y"
« Reply #4042 on: January 09, 2017, 09:36:58 AM »
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It's ancient shit where his parents "kicked him out" and instead of sucking it up and groveling, he couchsurfed for about a week, then went back home. He was either in college or fresh out of college at the time. Really wasn't a situation where parents were actually forcing their "child" to be homeless.

As for the STD, I have no clue what the fuck it was. "Cock warts" is the only way I can describe it. Shit was funny. They went away pretty quickly, but the lolz were endless.
« Last Edit: January 09, 2017, 12:55:51 PM by blasting_asshole »

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Re: "I am Generation Y"
« Reply #4043 on: January 09, 2017, 11:52:04 AM »
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Why do you hang out with people who's only success in life is getting their own parents to hate them and contracting life destroying diseases?

Put down the game controller, quick jerking it to anime, get outside and socialize outside the smartphone. Despite Farcebook filtering, your real friends don't always represent the best humanity has to offer.

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Re: "I am Generation Y"
« Reply #4044 on: January 09, 2017, 09:09:27 PM »
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Why do you hang out with people who's only success in life is getting their own parents to hate them and contracting life destroying diseases?

Put down the game controller, quick jerking it to anime, get outside and socialize outside the smartphone. Despite Farcebook filtering, your real friends don't always represent the best humanity has to offer.
I can't make friends around here, my ancestors were responsible for slavery, my hair is a normal color, and I don't meltdown over the slightest infraction.

Also my dick is still attached and I'm not on medication, I really can't relate to anyone in NYC.

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Re: "I am Generation Y"
« Reply #4045 on: January 10, 2017, 09:14:05 AM »
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 :facepalm:
Well, like I implied, you're a goon and should explore the world outside of vidya and underage anime if you're looking for insight into old fashioned  social behaviors.

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Re: "I am Generation Y"
« Reply #4046 on: January 10, 2017, 01:30:30 PM »
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Why do you hang out with people who's only success in life is getting their own parents to hate them and contracting life destroying diseases?

Put down the game controller, quick jerking it to anime, get outside and socialize outside the smartphone. Despite Farcebook filtering, your real friends don't always represent the best humanity has to offer.
I can't make friends around here, my ancestors were responsible for slavery, my hair is a normal color, and I don't meltdown over the slightest infraction.

Also my dick is still attached and I'm not on medication, I really can't relate to anyone in NYC.

I can't relate to anyone and stay inside all day long.

:goonsay:

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Re: "I am Generation Y"
« Reply #4047 on: January 10, 2017, 01:47:43 PM »
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if you're looking for insight into old fashioned  social behaviors.
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Re: "I am Generation Y"
« Reply #4048 on: March 03, 2017, 08:13:56 AM »
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For 28-year-old Andie, who chooses not to identify as a specific gender (and uses the pronoun they), the choice stems from something stronger. "My mother was a really violent person and I was excommunicated from her at a young age," says Andie. "I'm scared of having kids and turning into her, because motherhood was quite a cruel thing for me. I wouldn't want my kids to go through the same experience."

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"People judge you," they explains. "I've been back to hospital, unrelated to my procedure, and female doctors have lectured me on something I've already had done."
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« Reply #4049 on: March 03, 2017, 09:10:31 AM »
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The People Choosing to Be Sterilised in Their Twenties

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For 28-year-old Andie, who chooses not to identify as a specific gender (and uses the pronoun they), the choice stems from something stronger. "My mother was a really violent person and I was excommunicated from her at a young age," says Andie. "I'm scared of having kids and turning into her, because motherhood was quite a cruel thing for me. I wouldn't want my kids to go through the same experience."

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"People judge you," they explains. "I've been back to hospital, unrelated to my procedure, and female doctors have lectured me on something I've already had done."

"lectured me", lol. why is it all these people think that the rest of the world genuinely cares enough about their life to want to take the time to condescend to them about it out of some interest?

i'm more than willing to bet that these 'lectures' were the doctors making sure their patient was fully informed of possible consequences and complications, shared their experience with other patients who went through similar procedures, and whatever else was necessary to cover their asses so that they couldn't get sued for malpractice in seven years when she regrets the decision