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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #150 on: November 12, 2015, 06:52:15 PM »
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I have a friend who got a film degree. He wanted to be a writer/director. He got a job with a pretty large porn company editing shit specifically for mobile platforms. The company he works for was bought by Playboy, and he moved to LA to keep his job (and hopefully hit it big). A decade on, he still edits porn, is barely making enough to keep his head above water in Cali, hates living there, amd hasn't  broken into the industry.....

People never believe you when you tell them they will never get a film career by doing porn. In any capacity.

Porn is where film careers go to die.

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"Well I've got these really great camera zoom-ins when the guy jizzes on this slut's chest... lots of angles working well together, really ties the whole scene together before she gets spit-roasted."

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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #151 on: November 12, 2015, 08:29:39 PM »
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So what is the time differential in UK/Finland compared to USA?

Finland is 7 hours ahead. So 4pm US time is 11pm etc.
GMT+1?   There are 4 time zones in the continental US.
she has an weird expression (or face) and i'm just not into it at all :shrug:

i mean im not saying she's ugly or wouldn't bang, she's utterly forgettable to me and deffo not my type

edit: might as well clarify further before the chimpouts over mlady: yes yes shes like an 8 or a 9 or whatever no need to get the fedoras out but im sure she appreciates the white knighting

edit 2: wait wait seriously i just reread the page and is she really 15? i thought that he was joking at first but is he actually serious? because take that fucking picture down if it's the case you fucking weirdo what the fuck

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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #152 on: November 12, 2015, 09:55:54 PM »
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I made this back in the old SASS days...


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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #153 on: November 13, 2015, 04:13:05 AM »
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So what is the time differential in UK/Finland compared to USA?

Finland is 7 hours ahead. So 4pm US time is 11pm etc.
GMT+1?   There are 4 time zones in the continental US.

Right. GMT+2

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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #154 on: January 06, 2016, 06:49:11 PM »
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http://www.thewrap.com/420-kid-cannabis-sequel-blazing-ahead-for-2017-release/

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Production is slated to start in early 2016 in advance of an April 20, 2017 release date, according to producer Gordon Bijelonic.
“Kid Cannabis” co-starred Kenny Wormald, Ron Perlman and John C. McGinley. The first film depicted the true story of Idaho teenager Nate Norman, who became entrenched in a multi-million dollar marijuana trafficking ring, leading to high times for Nate and his friends, and ultimately their incarceration.

Leading man Brown is not expected to return for the sequel, as he told TheWrap that he would not be back after a troubling experience on the first film.
“On the set of ‘Kid Cannabis,’ I experienced time sheet fraud, pressure to work illegal hours, dangerous working conditions and constant mistreatment from producers Gordon Bijelonic and Corey Large,” Brown told TheWrap. “I am still owed much of my deferred compensation and have no interest in returning for a sequel. I love all of the movie’s fans and am extremely grateful for the dedication and support.”
Bijelonic responded to Brown’s allegations and revealed that the actor was not asked to return for the sequel, which will focus on a different character.

“It is unfortunate that Jonathan had a bad experience and this is news to us. We vehemently deny all of his claims and had a great time working with him and thought he was exceptionally talented,” said Bijelonic. “Jonathan was not asked back for the sequel as the story revolves around Topher’s character and not Nate Norman. We are all very surprised that he feels this way as none of his claims were ever mentioned to the film’s producers and we continued an active personal relationship long after filming completed. We do wish him the best moving forward and look forward to the continuation of this amazing story.”
Well Go USA distributed “Kid Cannabis” last April, and Bijelonic decided to push forward on a sequel following the first film’s strong reception.



Ahahahaha he got out-jewed.

:tom::tom::tom:



Also I went back to his reddit AMA thread and welp

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[–]CocksuckerMcGuinness 1 point 2 months ago
What is it like to having to deal with a disability like yours? The utter inability to ever be funny?
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[–]RiffleRafflePorn 1 point 2 months ago
Do you still believe that the language of love is Elvish?
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[–]LordTrayVonSkittles 2 points 2 months ago
Hey riffleraffle, remember that one time when you were hanging out on racist internet forums and people discovered your glorious debut in a bangbus video? You know, the one were you were pudgy and autistically awkward (well not were, you still are) and you couldn't even get your dick up? Well I was just wondering how does it feel to have no dignity?
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Can I get a signed copy of your Fuck Team 5 performance? I need an address to send the DVD.
Just Sign it "It's all down hill from here, Love JB"

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What's the hardest part of being a comedian?
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Getting stage time.


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At dawn I leave the hut. My woman is happy in her toil. When I return from my daily gathering, I am tired and hungry. There is no food or fire, because she has dragged out her ceremonial betrothal skins, and spent the day weeping because they do not fit. And somehow this is MY fault?! And now her family has come to comfort her. They have been with us since Nord has blown his icy breath. If her brother is not out of our hut by planting time, there will be a clubbing!

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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #155 on: January 06, 2016, 09:00:44 PM »
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Dammit I wish I'd gotten in on his AMA; I'd just have copy-pasted his Portal of Evil posts.
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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #156 on: January 06, 2016, 09:50:21 PM »
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Quote from: Agent Provodkateur link=topic=6105.msg280916#msg280916 date=1452124151
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http://www.thewrap.com/420-kid-cannabis-sequel-blazing-ahead-for-2017-release/

[–]ninjaparsnip 3 points 3 months ago
What's the hardest part of being a comedian?
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Getting stage time.


:burnslol:

"It's so hard to get work" and yet RR is turning down work (i.e a paycheck and exposure) over counting his shekels.  Ever the goon.

Y'know, in ranking levels of goons Fire is at least trying to actively get work, doing whatever he can.  RR actively sabotages himself to prevent himself from working.  Gawd I'm actually ranking FIRE above RR in levels of goonery.


Goddamnit E/N.

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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #157 on: January 06, 2016, 10:36:57 PM »
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I wants my signed dvd Jewnathan!!! :alex:

Also love how Riffle is "shoah shocked at homelessness in LA" but can't be fucked to waddle his ass down to the soup kitchen and serve up some fucking bowls of soup.

 

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« Reply #158 on: January 06, 2016, 10:39:01 PM »
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Also movies riffle has been in 4 > Radium Fagcadium........................gwarsssssssssssh by my maths that's zero!

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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #159 on: January 07, 2016, 04:06:02 AM »
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Production is slated to start in early 2016 in advance of an April 20, 2017 release date, according to producer Gordon Bijelonic.
“Kid Cannabis” co-starred Kenny Wormald, Ron Perlman and John C. McGinley. The first film depicted the true story of Idaho teenager Nate Norman, who became entrenched in a multi-million dollar marijuana trafficking ring, leading to high times for Nate and his friends, and ultimately their incarceration.

Leading man Brown is not expected to return for the sequel, as he told TheWrap that he would not be back after a troubling experience on the first film.
“On the set of ‘Kid Cannabis,’ I experienced time sheet fraud, pressure to work illegal hours, dangerous working conditions and constant mistreatment from producers Gordon Bijelonic and Corey Large,” Brown told TheWrap. “I am still owed much of my deferred compensation and have no interest in returning for a sequel. I love all of the movie’s fans and am extremely grateful for the dedication and support.”
Bijelonic responded to Brown’s allegations and revealed that the actor was not asked to return for the sequel, which will focus on a different character.

“It is unfortunate that Jonathan had a bad experience and this is news to us. We vehemently deny all of his claims and had a great time working with him and thought he was exceptionally talented,” said Bijelonic. “Jonathan was not asked back for the sequel as the story revolves around Topher’s character and not Nate Norman. We are all very surprised that he feels this way as none of his claims were ever mentioned to the film’s producers and we continued an active personal relationship long after filming completed. We do wish him the best moving forward and look forward to the continuation of this amazing story.”
Well Go USA distributed “Kid Cannabis” last April, and Bijelonic decided to push forward on a sequel following the first film’s strong reception.


that sound you just heard was RiffleRaffle's prospects of working on a real movie again evaporating.
Let me know when the next SASS spinoff starts.

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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #160 on: January 07, 2016, 07:17:42 AM »
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"We wish him the best moving forward" tranlates to "you will never work in this town again you fucking retard, how dare you publicly talk shit in an industry predicated upon personal relationships and favors owed."

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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #161 on: January 07, 2016, 07:43:55 AM »
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Despite being a fat ugly retard, he was in a movie that made $100 million and starred in a movie that got quite a bit of promotion on streaming sites like Amazon Prime and Netflix.  He's pretty damn lucky to have the success he has and is doing his best to piss it all away.

Think about the thousands upon thousands of more talented actors and actresses who'd kill to have the chances this pud is getting.

Fuck this loser.

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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #162 on: January 09, 2016, 03:34:25 PM »
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The best when he was on reddit and was like "I had to turn down a job because it was about Christianity. abloo bloo"

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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #163 on: January 09, 2016, 04:50:14 PM »
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The best when he was on reddit and was like "I had to turn down a job because it was about Christianity. abloo bloo"

That's also why he wont volunteer either  :bieber:

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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #164 on: January 15, 2016, 04:25:04 PM »
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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #165 on: January 17, 2016, 08:31:07 AM »
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At dawn I leave the hut. My woman is happy in her toil. When I return from my daily gathering, I am tired and hungry. There is no food or fire, because she has dragged out her ceremonial betrothal skins, and spent the day weeping because they do not fit. And somehow this is MY fault?! And now her family has come to comfort her. They have been with us since Nord has blown his icy breath. If her brother is not out of our hut by planting time, there will be a clubbing!

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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #166 on: January 17, 2016, 10:35:25 AM »
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Johnathan Brown is a clown

And I really don't want to know what Doukutsu is and why RR needed an English patch...


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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #167 on: January 17, 2016, 01:03:38 PM »
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« Reply #168 on: August 01, 2017, 07:46:03 PM »
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Looks like ole JD Brown landed a cushy podcasting gig. A podcast he calls, I shit you not, Struggle Session.  :coolmad:

https://www.patreon.com/strugglesession

Rakin' in a cool $23 a month. Not bad for someone third billed in a $100 million comedy!
At dawn I leave the hut. My woman is happy in her toil. When I return from my daily gathering, I am tired and hungry. There is no food or fire, because she has dragged out her ceremonial betrothal skins, and spent the day weeping because they do not fit. And somehow this is MY fault?! And now her family has come to comfort her. They have been with us since Nord has blown his icy breath. If her brother is not out of our hut by planting time, there will be a clubbing!

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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #169 on: August 02, 2017, 03:07:21 AM »
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Looks like ole JD Brown landed a cushy podcasting gig. A podcast he calls, I shit you not, Struggle Session.  :coolmad:

https://www.patreon.com/strugglesession

Rakin' in a cool $23 a month. Not bad for someone third billed in a $100 million comedy!
Not to discount his accomplishment here, but it looks like that $23 is split between 3 people. Still though, $7+ per month!!
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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #170 on: August 02, 2017, 06:19:14 AM »
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Looks like ole JD Brown landed a cushy podcasting gig. A podcast he calls, I shit you not, Struggle Session.  :coolmad:

https://www.patreon.com/strugglesession

Rakin' in a cool $23 a month. Not bad for someone third billed in a $100 million comedy!

Will they take calls?  I assume you're prepared for if they do  :reagan:

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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #171 on: August 02, 2017, 06:41:03 AM »
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Probably better off going back to porn.
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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #172 on: August 02, 2017, 01:57:54 PM »
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Probably better off going back to porn.

For him, yes.

For D list porn stars, not so much.

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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #173 on: August 02, 2017, 04:45:22 PM »
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Probably better off going back to porn.

For him, yes.

For D list porn stars, not so much.
There are plenty of sites run by a bunch of ugly old boomers fucking local trailer trash and filming it.
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« Reply #174 on: August 02, 2017, 05:21:49 PM »
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But they have enough sense to get tested.