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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #25 on: June 19, 2014, 02:39:03 PM »
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According to that link, that movie was released for 3 days in 1 theater.

Wait a minute, don't they do that shit for some reason to still allow it for awards or something? I know film has some stupid rules about shit.
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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #26 on: June 19, 2014, 02:40:27 PM »
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According to that link, that movie was released for 3 days in 1 theater.

This is actually more damning than an excuse. The producers are skirting the SAG rules to pay the actors less.

Under the Screen Actor's Guild small budget exemption guidelines, you can use SAG actors and crew but pay them below union rate if your film meets a few conditions. The two that are important here are that the budget is less than $2.5 million and it must have a release obligation.

For most small/indie film makers, it is more financially advantageous to rent a theater for a short period and screen the film than to pay full union wage to the actors. This also helps if you really do intend to go direct to video or foreign, but want to reap the savings of being a "real" film production.

We know that Riffleraffle is a card carrying SAG member because he was in Project X. That means he coughed up $3k for the union dues and continues to pay to keep his card.

Weekly rate for a SAG actor is $2,921. Let's be kind and presume this masterpiece took four weeks of principle photography. That's $11,684 Riffler would have made under normal circumstances.

Under the low budget SAG contract, Riffler made $1752 per week for $7008 total, before taxes and any mark downs.

The dumb motherfucker is so desperate that he left about $4k on the table to be in a shitty production that can't afford to do a film at scale.

Ah wait, OK, I understand now, I knew there was some stupid reason for it.

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« Reply #27 on: June 19, 2014, 03:51:47 PM »
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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #28 on: June 19, 2014, 04:05:49 PM »
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Jonah Hill can act. He's even a sympathetic character. Riffleraffle has absolutely no redeeming value. Who would want to hang out with this guy?
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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #29 on: June 19, 2014, 04:33:23 PM »
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Jonah Hill can act. He's even a sympathetic character. Riffleraffle has absolutely no redeeming value. Who would want to hang out with this guy?

Him being given this earnest shot at fame and money is like some amazing gigantic social experiment.

"Our scientists are working with an unlimited budget to see if we can get America to like the most unlikable person in the country. We will put him in movies, publish his writings in a national magazine, put him on TV, and get him laid."

and society is rejecting him like a second rate baboon heart. He's going to become a short fat jewish uncle rico, talking about how he coulda been a staaaaaahhhhhhhhhh.
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« Reply #30 on: June 19, 2014, 04:48:30 PM »
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Hope he makes it big so I can send in that link to TMZ again and make a quick $50.00 for re-torpedoing his nascent career.
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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #31 on: June 19, 2014, 04:51:06 PM »
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Hope he makes it big so I can send in that link to TMZ again and make a quick $50.00 for re-torpedoing his nascent career.

Shooting torpedoes at already sunk ships is a waste.
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« Reply #32 on: June 19, 2014, 05:07:18 PM »
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Hope he makes it big so I can send in that link to TMZ again and make a quick $50.00 for re-torpedoing his nascent career.

Shooting torpedoes at already sunk ships is a waste.

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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #33 on: June 19, 2014, 05:50:28 PM »
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« Reply #34 on: June 20, 2014, 07:48:26 PM »
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Jonah Hill can act. He's even a sympathetic character. Riffleraffle has absolutely no redeeming value. Who would want to hang out with this guy?
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« Reply #35 on: June 20, 2014, 08:22:35 PM »
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« Reply #36 on: June 20, 2014, 08:25:21 PM »
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I honest to god cannot stand the Jonah Hill/Kevin Smith/Riffleraffle etc. stoner demeanor stereotype. Fuck 'em.

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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #37 on: June 21, 2014, 03:48:25 AM »
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I honest to god cannot stand the Jonah Hill/Kevin Smith/Riffleraffle etc. stoner demeanor stereotype. Fuck 'em.

Neither does Jonah Hill apparently.



He's never going to be Brad Pitt with that face, but clearly he doesn't want to be stuck as fat stoner Jonah Hill anymore and he's putting in the effort for that.

Meanwhile Kevin Smith will always be Kevin Smith. Anybody wants to bet which path Riffle Raffle will take? No? That's what I thought.

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« Reply #38 on: June 21, 2014, 05:49:02 AM »
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Fatsos have to be likable and appealing to make it in the movies, Riffle is way too weird looking and off putting to have any real success in showbiz. The only career he'll probably have is playing child molesters and serial killers.

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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #39 on: June 21, 2014, 06:26:05 AM »
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Fatsos have to be likable and appealing to make it in the movies, Riffle is way too weird looking and off putting to have any real success in showbiz. The only career he'll probably have is playing child molesters and serial killers.
In all fairness, he's achieved more than most goons will, even if he has literally just pimped himself out to whoever will take him.

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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #40 on: June 21, 2014, 07:21:00 AM »
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I honest to god cannot stand the Jonah Hill/Kevin Smith/Riffleraffle etc. stoner demeanor stereotype. Fuck 'em.

Neither does Jonah Hill apparently.



He's never going to be Brad Pitt with that face, but clearly he doesn't want to be stuck as fat stoner Jonah Hill anymore and he's putting in the effort for that.

Meanwhile Kevin Smith will always be Kevin Smith. Anybody wants to bet which path Riffle Raffle will take? No? That's what I thought.

Those are old pictures. He's gained all that weight back. However, I respect him for recently telling off an annoying paparazzi and saying "suck my dick, faggot"

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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #41 on: June 21, 2014, 09:54:48 AM »
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Those are old pictures. He's gained all that weight back. However, I respect him for recently telling off an annoying paparazzi and saying "suck my dick, faggot"


....and then he turned right around and went on an embarrassing apology tour on the level of Michael Richards. Dude gets a zero for that in my book.
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« Reply #42 on: June 22, 2014, 09:04:46 AM »
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Riffleraffle was also in this piece of shit:

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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #43 on: June 22, 2014, 05:50:48 PM »
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Those are old pictures. He's gained all that weight back. However, I respect him for recently telling off an annoying paparazzi and saying "suck my dick, faggot"


....and then he turned right around and went on an embarrassing apology tour on the level of Michael Richards. Dude gets a zero for that in my book.
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« Reply #44 on: June 22, 2014, 06:13:10 PM »
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I remember listening to Jonah Hill on Howard Stern and he seems like a reasonable and good guy. He said he took the bare minimum for his role in The Wolf of Wall Street which was like 60k just so he could be in a Scorsese flick. 60k is chump change for these people and a movie like that and I commend him for just taking the role based off merit. The apology is shameful but calling people faggots in this day and age is unfortunately, a sure fire way to lose in Hollywood and anywhere else. I'm sure PPSS will tell me im wrong about the biz and give some anecdotal evidence as a an extra from Ally Mcbeal or some queer shit.
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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #45 on: June 22, 2014, 07:45:31 PM »
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« Reply #46 on: June 22, 2014, 09:38:09 PM »
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The difference is Jonah Hill has actual fucking talent - pretty much everything he said in WOWS is ad-libbed and I saw an interview with DiCaprio where he marveled at the dude's ability to make funny shit up off the top of his head, said so many takes were ruined because he just kept breaking up.

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« Reply #47 on: June 22, 2014, 09:40:35 PM »
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The difference is Jonah Hill has actual fucking talent -

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« Reply #48 on: June 23, 2014, 01:30:33 AM »
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Jonah Hill is ok. A little too Jewish for my tastes, but ok.
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« Reply #49 on: June 23, 2014, 07:51:12 AM »
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Holy shit.  I remember reading that Vice article when it came out and cringing the whole time at what a useless beta faggot he is, but I didn't know it was a goon.  Should have gigured.