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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #50 on: June 23, 2014, 07:51:48 AM »
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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #51 on: June 23, 2014, 10:03:59 AM »
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lol his career is far from over, hes got a sag card. nobodys ever going to take him seriously but his career aint over

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« Reply #52 on: June 23, 2014, 10:33:26 AM »
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lol his career is far from over, hes got a sag card. nobodys ever going to take him seriously but his career aint over

Riffleraffle sock puppet spotted.



His twitter feed is just whine after whine:
https://twitter.com/JonathanDBrown/status/480808890561355776

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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #53 on: June 23, 2014, 10:37:08 AM »
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lol his career is far from over, hes got a sag card. nobodys ever going to take him seriously but his career aint over

Riffleraffle sock puppet spotted.



His twitter feed is just whine after whine:
https://twitter.com/JonathanDBrown/status/480808890561355776

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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #54 on: June 23, 2014, 01:51:41 PM »
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lol his career is far from over, hes got a sag card. nobodys ever going to take him seriously but his career aint over

Riffleraffle sock puppet spotted.



His twitter feed is just whine after whine:
https://twitter.com/JonathanDBrown/status/480808890561355776
he's been in a movie that most people know and he still can't get laid
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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #55 on: June 23, 2014, 05:46:25 PM »
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lol his career is far from over, hes got a sag card. nobodys ever going to take him seriously but his career aint over

Riffleraffle sock puppet spotted.



His twitter feed is just whine after whine:
https://twitter.com/JonathanDBrown/status/480808890561355776
he's been in a movie that most people know and he still can't get laid
Dunno he got paid pizza money to fuck a few nameless gonzo internet porn girls; that's not batting a zero technically

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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #56 on: June 23, 2014, 05:55:39 PM »
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Yeah all he did was completely humiliate himself and his family online forever for enough money to pay the rent of a studio apartment in Sioux City, Iowa in 1995.

He's quite the thinker and planner outter, he is.
At dawn I leave the hut. My woman is happy in her toil. When I return from my daily gathering, I am tired and hungry. There is no food or fire, because she has dragged out her ceremonial betrothal skins, and spent the day weeping because they do not fit. And somehow this is MY fault?! And now her family has come to comfort her. They have been with us since Nord has blown his icy breath. If her brother is not out of our hut by planting time, there will be a clubbing!

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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #57 on: June 23, 2014, 06:51:12 PM »
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lol his career is far from over, hes got a sag card. nobodys ever going to take him seriously but his career aint over

Trigger Warning (since apparently some of you faggots need it): Joe the Policeman from the "What's Going Down" episode of "That's My Momma" reality C-C-Check

Riffleraffle is exactly the kind of faggot where having a SAG card is going to end his career. Why? Because it puts him at a financial disadvantage.

Look at his IMDB profile. Of the 7 screen credits he has listed, he wouldn't be able to do three of them now that he has a SAG card. Not to mention the porno or reality TV dating show (conspicuously absent).

Why? Because of SAG Golden Rule One. Once you have a SAG card, you can never, ever work a non-union contract again.

That means he's locked out of the role that he best fits: Fat, slovenly stoner in films too poor to hire Seth Rogen or Jonah Hill. He's doomed to an eternity of direct to video/indie films.

So just for the hell of it, let's say our little buddy works every other week on a SAG approved direct to video stoner film for a year at $1752 per week x 31.

That's $45,552 before taxes.
Let's assume a 15.9% tax rate ($7,244)
SAG required 10% to an agent before taxes ($4,555)
And 1.575% of wages for SAG dues before taxes ($717)

So at the end of the say, Riffle, even if he is balls to the wall making it as an actor in his genera, is going to take home about $33,036

Now there are lots of foreign films that might consider casting him simply because of his Project X notoriety. But he can't take those roles (and their money) because they don't work under union contract. For a higher profile parallel, look at Tara Reid's spiral down the toilet after American Pie.

He could cut costs by moving back to wherever the fuck he's from, but then he can't land the direct to video roles he needs to keep working. You can only pull that shit living in LA or NYC.

tl;dr Being in SAG means he can't do the kind of shit work he used to in order to pay the bills and stroke his ego.

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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #58 on: June 24, 2014, 11:19:05 AM »
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lol his career is far from over, hes got a sag card. nobodys ever going to take him seriously but his career aint over

Riffleraffle sock puppet spotted.



His twitter feed is just whine after whine:
https://twitter.com/JonathanDBrown/status/480808890561355776
he's been in a movie that most people know and he still can't get laid
Dunno he got paid pizza money to fuck a few nameless gonzo internet porn girls; that's not batting a zero technically

That was humiliation porn. Those girls were forcing french fries into his mouth and making fun of him.

He could cut costs by moving back to wherever the fuck he's from, but then he can't land the direct to video roles he needs to keep working. You can only pull that shit living in LA or NYC.

tl;dr Being in SAG means he can't do the kind of shit work he used to in order to pay the bills and stroke his ego.


He's from LA, and has held no other job that anyone knows of aside from an attempted side career as a stand up comic.

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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #59 on: June 27, 2014, 02:38:35 AM »
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He's from LA, and has held no other job that anyone knows of aside from an attempted side career as a stand up comic.

Don't forget his side-gig being an internet tough guy.
https://twitter.com/JonathanDBrown/status/481965706494222336

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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #60 on: June 27, 2014, 08:47:27 AM »
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At least his career bombed before he was famous enough for the porno thing to have been really embarassing.

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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #61 on: June 27, 2014, 08:32:55 PM »
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Hahaha fire up the ole vidyagame box and who pops up? They gave up and are now just giving the fucking movie away for free to try to generate buzz



They can't use a picture of the bikini girls or Ron Perlman? No, they go with that picture of RR. Who do they think sees that picture and wants to click on it??
At dawn I leave the hut. My woman is happy in her toil. When I return from my daily gathering, I am tired and hungry. There is no food or fire, because she has dragged out her ceremonial betrothal skins, and spent the day weeping because they do not fit. And somehow this is MY fault?! And now her family has come to comfort her. They have been with us since Nord has blown his icy breath. If her brother is not out of our hut by planting time, there will be a clubbing!

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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #62 on: June 28, 2014, 02:49:45 AM »
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Hahaha fire up the ole vidyagame box and who pops up? They gave up and are now just giving the fucking movie away for free to try to generate buzz



They can't use a picture of the bikini girls or Ron Perlman? No, they go with that picture of RR. Who do they think sees that picture and wants to click on it??

LOL that is the worst picture. It looks like the movie is about a fat jew taking a painful shit.

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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #63 on: June 28, 2014, 03:08:18 AM »
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Hahaha fire up the ole vidyagame box and who pops up? They gave up and are now just giving the fucking movie away for free to try to generate buzz



They can't use a picture of the bikini girls or Ron Perlman? No, they go with that picture of RR. Who do they think sees that picture and wants to click on it??

LOL that is the worst picture. It looks like the movie is about a fat jew taking a painful shit.

That would probably be more interested than this.

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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #64 on: September 20, 2014, 12:31:44 AM »
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Lookie what I found front and center on my fucking Netflix home page. :tuss:

http://www.netflix.com/WiMovie/70307639?trkid=437879

Read this FIVE STAR uh review?

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I've seen a lot of negative reviews for this. I don't understand why. The acting was passable. Yes, Nate seemed like a giant wuss but for a shy and un-charismatic guy he was about right. With a slight growth in edge overtime that was never really believable. For the people saying Nate sounded too intelligent for a highschool dropout. Listen to him. Really listen to him. He talks a lot but he sounds like an average stoner drop out. What he says is mostly proven in correct by you know... facts. His knowledge is very low. He makes a lot of radical "theories" that he tries to pass off as fact but almost everything he says is rampant bullpucky (You can't say the s word in reviews.. really netflix? Awesome). He sounds very stupid if you listen to him. Just perfect for a stoner drop out. Anyhow, I enjoyed the movie. The characters fit. I've known Brendan type characters in real life. They exist and they are ridiculous. People saying "How did his mom not know?" Weren't paying attention to the story. He explains that. Willful denial is very common. He says several times he doesn't think she believed him. She probably didn't... but if you went from broke to rich you probably would be more than willing to ignore it too. Look at most of the mob type families... do you think their families believe they make their cash running a deli? Yeah, right. Most of the comments about how awful this is... are about not believing the characters or blah blah... All I can say was that you weren't really watching the movie if that's the case. (Or you don't come from the midwest because these kinds of people are EVERYWHERE... its a terrible place)

30 out of 30 members found this review helpful

Yeah, I didn't read it either.

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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #65 on: October 30, 2015, 06:16:52 PM »
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So apparently some major twitter drama went down and he took down his twitter account, which was even a verified account. I can't find reliable deets, but he did a reddit AMA a month ago and had to ask most of the questions himself.

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/3ke04y/iama_actorscreenwritercomedian_jonathan_daniel/

His parents still pay his rent. No projects in the works. He is Cartmanland.
At dawn I leave the hut. My woman is happy in her toil. When I return from my daily gathering, I am tired and hungry. There is no food or fire, because she has dragged out her ceremonial betrothal skins, and spent the day weeping because they do not fit. And somehow this is MY fault?! And now her family has come to comfort her. They have been with us since Nord has blown his icy breath. If her brother is not out of our hut by planting time, there will be a clubbing!

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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #66 on: October 30, 2015, 06:21:47 PM »
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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #67 on: October 30, 2015, 06:33:02 PM »
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Someone probably spammed it with his micro, creating yet another RIFFLE RAFFLE THREAD that once again went downhill from here


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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #68 on: October 30, 2015, 06:56:22 PM »
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Kid Crapibus was on netflex. I watched it. Terrible. Not even WHOA FUCK THIS IS SO BAAAAD, just crap. Didnt know if it was a storner comedy or the fattest, jewiest, patheticest homage to scarface.

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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #69 on: October 30, 2015, 06:58:37 PM »
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Project XX is coming out next year :facepalm:

Project XXX came out 7 years ago  :reagan:


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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #70 on: October 30, 2015, 07:15:32 PM »
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I wrote a song called "Secret Mossad Man" which I recorded to the tune of Secret Agent Man, acted out multiple sketches by myself, and edited a video together using the Nintendo 64 game Perfect Dark.
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« Reply #71 on: October 30, 2015, 07:31:08 PM »
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jesus christ my dick's been on the internet going on 8 years why do i have to keep answering this question
Yeah it looks like we're all coming back for the sequel.

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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #72 on: October 30, 2015, 08:04:39 PM »
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Fun fact: The porno that everyone refers to is his SECOND appearance in adult films.

Fun fact: The first one he paid for himself. He hit me and a few others on OG SASS for the money to film it under the excuse that he was starting a "studio" up. 

:joe: is how I feel whenever his porno gets brought up, since I told TMZ about it. It gives me warm fuzzies inside whenever it randomly shows up.

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Re: Riffleraffle stars in real movie, it....doesn't go so well.
« Reply #73 on: October 30, 2015, 09:09:26 PM »
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The studio was to be called Isexgeeexxx or some shit like that.  :reagan:

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« Reply #74 on: October 30, 2015, 09:45:33 PM »
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