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Master PUA gets shut down in public by fat hooker
« on: November 28, 2014, 07:00:48 PM »
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I went searching for my thread about this here...and then I realized I posted it on MPC before I knew SoSe existed.  :facepalm:

The story is old-ish now, but still a fun read imo.

So there's this dildo



Who charges nerds thousands of dollars to spend a weekend with him learning how to pick up women and get lots of the sex. You can buy six DVDs of him blabbing for $260.

So, like any professional master pickup artist does, he spends his time messaging fat chicks on okcupid. He just didn't want anyone to know about it. Anywho, he messages a fat chick who also happens to be a full fledged hooker.

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In case you’re not familiar with my personal history, I’ve been a sex worker for about 4 years now. I’ve been a nude model, peepshow dancer, a stripper, a porn performer, a sensual massage provider, dabbled in pro-dommeing ,and now mostly make my living as an independent escort. While


Who looks like this:





If, for some reason you want to see it naked, don't go letting me stop ya.

So he goes on a date with her, and it all goes great. Wait no it doesn't.


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He teaches them how to hide their real selves and use acting and costumery [sic] to have drunken sex with strangers, and then brag about it in “trip reports” on the internet. They treat women like objectives in a video game, leveling up to “hotter” women, threesomes, and other more challenging situations. I’m pretty sure that being a sex worker qualifies trying to nail me for free as some sort of a boss fight.

Instead of just walking out and leaving him to his wine, I decided to milk the situation a bit, using it as a case study in asshattery. I ordered us some tapas, and went out for a cigarette. He followed me outside, and in between bragging about his many cars (including the now-infamous van), begged drags of my Parliament and started to awkwardly invade my personal space. Uh oh, I thought, and headed back inside. We sat back down, and he started to “open up” about his life, trying to put me off my guard by making jokes about his stature (I have a good 5 inches and 40 pounds on him), his lack of emotional maturity, and his crippling loneliness. So now, I figured, he was going for the pity lay. Suddenly, with absolutely no warning, he reached out and started grabbing at my waist, and roughly tickling my ear. I grabbed his wrist, stared him down, and firmly declared that he was invading my personal space, and had absolutely no right or permission to do so. He looked sheepish and confused, and focused on his now-empty glass of sangria.

A few silent moments went by, and then he announced, “Well, at least you got a free dinner out of it.”

“Yes, that’s true,” I said, reveling in his defeat. He glared at me, growling “I think you should go now.” And I did. I grabbed my jacket, spun off my stool, and fairly strutted out the door.


After unlocking my car and getting inside, I heard my phone vibrate. I pulled it out, and to my surprise, I already had 3 texts waiting, and more were appearing by the second. “Kill yourself nigger.” “You’re pathetic.” “The cognitive dissonance must be killing you,” (absolutely no idea how he’s interpreting this phrase). “The funny thing is, we’re actually perfect for each other,” and a final “You’re pathetic.” Wow.





So finally someone asks him about it on his own forum.



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Honestly, I accept culpabity [sic] for the rude and unnecessary texts I sent all these chicks after I kicked them out or whatever. I've moved away from that stuff recently as it's not who I want to be. However these are old chickens coming home to roost.

Also, the n word shit was out of line... but every time i used it the person in question was white. I'm not a fuckin racist.

Also that fat chick, it was a case of MySpace angles and I knew immediately when i walked in that i wanted nothing to do with it. I said we were perfect for each other because she's some dumbass sex worker on a high horse about me being a pickup instructor and it struck me as ridiculous that she would be so judgmental. I didn't fuck her nor would I have given the opportunity.

I said we were perfect for each other because she's some dumbass sex worker on a high horse about me being a pickup instructor and it struck me as ridiculous that she would be so judgmental.

After a couple hours, they went Lowtax and deleted the thread and banned anyone who brought it back up. Also, his claim about Myspace angles is fucking stupid as hell, since the chick seems to have a ton of pictures of every part of her body naked from every angle all over the fuckin place.

So yeah, a nice story where everyone comes out on the bottom.
« Last Edit: November 28, 2014, 07:06:02 PM by Agent of Aspieonage »
At dawn I leave the hut. My woman is happy in her toil. When I return from my daily gathering, I am tired and hungry. There is no food or fire, because she has dragged out her ceremonial betrothal skins, and spent the day weeping because they do not fit. And somehow this is MY fault?! And now her family has come to comfort her. They have been with us since Nord has blown his icy breath. If her brother is not out of our hut by planting time, there will be a clubbing!

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Re: Master PUA gets shut down in public by fat hooker
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2014, 07:43:16 PM »
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We sat back down, and he started to “open up” about his life, trying to put me off my guard by making jokes about his stature (I have a good 5 inches and 40 pounds on him)

Does the professional PUA owe me $260 if I point out that I've never known a fat chick or a tall chick that wants to be reminded of her obvious physical proportions even indirectly?

Get in here, virgin nerds; I'm throwing these pearls out for free.

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Re: Master PUA gets shut down in public by fat hooker
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2014, 07:53:28 PM »
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PUAs remind me of the patreon faggots currently running around: a bunch of con artists ripping off nerds with no self esteem while being told they're part of a group that knows something that the rest of society doesn't.

About a decade ago I read The Game.  It was funny to see how these sad people ran their own mini-cults and how easily it all imploded because instead of alpha males, they were a bunch of beta nerds who were marginally more clever than the rest of them who quickly got turned around by club sluts.  To be fair though, I think being a PUA is better than being a male feminist but just barely though.

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Re: Master PUA gets shut down in public by fat hooker
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2014, 09:31:16 PM »
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I might get crucified for this, but the first picture and the naked picture, she doesn't look terrible. First one might be because of the pose and staging, and the naked one could be because she's stretched out so the belly doesn't show.

That second pic is pretty hideous though. And being a sex worker kills any interest too.

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Re: Master PUA gets shut down in public by fat hooker
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2014, 09:31:53 PM »
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I just stared at her tumblr page for about 30 seconds, or 17 seconds longer than I should have.  She's as vapid and intolerable as you might guess a "Body-positive queer sex worker" (obese daddy's money lesbian prostitute) would be.
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Re: Master PUA gets shut down in public by fat hooker
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2014, 10:52:11 PM »
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To me, the fact that he's a grown ass man calling himself Jeffy discredits any advice that he might give.

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Re: Master PUA gets shut down in public by fat hooker
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2014, 11:56:28 PM »
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I always found as a guy the easiest way to get a chick is just to be interesting and good looking, money helps too

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Re: Master PUA gets shut down in public by fat hooker
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2014, 12:31:04 AM »
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I always found as a guy the easiest way to get a chick is just to be interesting and good looking, money helps too

I just tell em to drink till I'm pretty. Apart from some organ failure in a few dates it's worked pretty well.

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Re: Master PUA gets shut down in public by fat hooker
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2014, 02:01:11 AM »
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I always found as a guy the easiest way to get a chick is just to be interesting and good looking, money helps too

I just tell em to drink till I'm pretty. Apart from some organ failure in a few dates it's worked pretty well.

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I might get crucified for this, but the first picture and the naked picture, she doesn't look terrible. First one might be because of the pose and staging, and the naked one could be because she's stretched out so the belly doesn't show.

That second pic is pretty hideous though. And being a sex worker kills any interest too.

I'd go with the second pic. The second pic screams homely trying-too-hard hipster chick, but at least you don't see her gut bulge. The nude pic is false advertisement. 

Still would (as a slumpbuster). :obama:

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Re: Master PUA gets shut down in public by fat hooker
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2014, 02:27:00 AM »
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He's no racist!  He only calls white people nigger. 

Lol.
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« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2014, 12:53:10 PM »
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Re: Master PUA gets shut down in public by fat hooker
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2014, 02:00:38 PM »
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He's no racist!  He only calls white people nigger. 

Lol.

Fucking amateurs, man.

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Re: Master PUA gets shut down in public by fat hooker
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2014, 08:57:57 PM »
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how do people sit through a night of chicks who look like fat Peggy Hills stripping and go "i like burlesque"

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Re: Master PUA gets shut down in public by fat hooker
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2014, 09:46:44 PM »
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Why would anyone go to a burlesque show when real titty bars exist idgi

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« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2014, 08:45:54 PM »
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Why would anyone go to a burlesque show when real titty bars exist idgi

So they can go with the blessing of their feminist harpy girlfriends, because burlesque is FEMME POSITIVE or some shit

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Re: Master PUA gets shut down in public by fat hooker
« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2014, 11:45:26 AM »
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That pic of her in lingerie with the hipster accordion = would; but I'm not doing any of the work. She's a professional, so might as well wrap it up and let her make my dick belch. That face though, bleh!

Seriously, those of you with the "no fat chicks" policy need to get out more. Take Khloe Kardashian at her fattest, tack on another 20 pounds and still totally would.

I still have no clue what Burlesque is. I just assume it's seductive dancing in lingerie, which sounds gayer than a male strip club.
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« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2014, 12:36:05 PM »
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Burlesque is the cabaret shit you go to see in Paris that features professionally-trained dancers who look like models and ex-Bolshoi Theatre chicks whose bodies betrayed their initial ballet success by widening at the hips and growing tits. They put tassels on their nips or just get them out all together and dance around the place, doing send-ups of different dances and modern musical numbers and all that shit. The salient point is they tend to look like this:



As a more familiar frame of reference, if you watched that Game Of Thrones shit, the impressively-proportioned prostitute Ros broad that basically had her baps out for the entirety of the first two seasons? She was a burlesque dancer:



Now that's professional burlesque that arty types, tourists and bohemians go to see. Those are two examples of what you're working with.

The problem is that at some point, all the basques attracted the eatbeasts and the "muh curves" crowd and now fat fucking monsters have stolen the word and co-opted it into their body positive "empowerment" bullshit about how obese bastards can be attractive and sexy and *snigger* athletic so you end up with this:



and this...

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAF8LNlJQE8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAF8LNlJQE8</a>

...as demonstrations of "burlesque". It's lost its original meaning and become a code word for "fat chicks tromping around on stage like baby elephants". Any time you read "burlesque dancer" or "burlesque" listed under hobbies in some profile, 99 times out of 100, the chick is going to be a blob.
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Re: Master PUA gets shut down in public by fat hooker
« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2014, 02:23:12 PM »
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GOOD burlesque shows can be sexy as fuck.

I went to the Burlesque Nutcracker once and there were no fatties on the stage.

However the po-dunk ones in smaller towns that play those same shitty stages as the local hipster bands are always blobs.
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« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2014, 02:24:53 PM »
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That pic of her in lingerie with the hipster accordion = would; but I'm not doing any of the work. She's a professional, so might as well wrap it up and let her make my dick belch. That face though, bleh!

Seriously, those of you with the "no fat chicks" policy need to get out more. Take Khloe Kardashian at her fattest, tack on another 20 pounds and still totally would.

That chick is a disgusting blob on the outside and a dumb cunt on the inside, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Re: Master PUA gets shut down in public by fat hooker
« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2014, 02:39:38 PM »
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So they can go with the blessing of their feminist harpy girlfriends, because burlesque is FEMME POSITIVE or some shit
Nah, it's for the performers, not the audience. Like everything else SJ/Tumblr, the audience is secondary.

It's a perfect storm of tumblr-bound Gen Y bullshit. It's chintzy nostalgia over shit that never was. It's "classy", much fedoras, flat caps and owls. It gives an opportunity for fatties to pretend they're bangable. It ties into kinky pro-domme weirdness. It's hyper-feminine, appealing to troons and Disney fangirls alike. It's a non-patriarchal/problematic alternative to the sex work they were gonna do anyway. It's easy to rake in cash from SJWs even when you don't show your tits off. It's an environment where you can play electroswing without having your amp peed on in retaliation.

It's a way for hambeasts to waltz around on stage as the center of attention, threatening their submissive male feminist audience with a riding crop for not loving their rolls. What's not for them to like?

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« Reply #20 on: December 03, 2014, 03:46:52 PM »
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:rolleyes: Geez, you guys sure have a lot of venom for the empowering woman-friendly Burlesque shows. You probably would blow a gasket at an even better Halloween event Witches Who Wank which was a glorious celebration of Feminine power and not at all a creepy nest of gross fat hippies abusing themselves in public.




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« Reply #21 on: December 03, 2014, 07:31:02 PM »
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VA VA Boombah is the last sound you hear when they all decide to stomp on the ground at once.

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« Reply #22 on: December 03, 2014, 11:52:45 PM »
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VA VA Boombah is the last sound you hear when they all decide to stomp on the ground at once.

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« Reply #23 on: December 03, 2014, 11:56:00 PM »
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It's an environment where you can play electroswing without having your amp peed on in retaliation.
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« Reply #24 on: December 03, 2014, 11:56:56 PM »
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VA VA Boombah is the last sound you hear when they all decide to stomp on the ground at once.

By the way "Class of 2012" is in reference to the combined weight in that photo.
"In the end, I believe that prosperity allows more room for people to bellyache.
, Sterling G Mace"