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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1650 on: July 22, 2017, 02:51:59 AM »
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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1651 on: August 11, 2017, 11:56:14 AM »
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At dawn I leave the hut. My woman is happy in her toil. When I return from my daily gathering, I am tired and hungry. There is no food or fire, because she has dragged out her ceremonial betrothal skins, and spent the day weeping because they do not fit. And somehow this is MY fault?! And now her family has come to comfort her. They have been with us since Nord has blown his icy breath. If her brother is not out of our hut by planting time, there will be a clubbing!

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1652 on: August 11, 2017, 12:58:13 PM »
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Somebody needs to run to that guy's house and dramatically tackle him while yelling NOOOOOOO. Don't be on the hook for Ben's kid, dumbass!
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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1653 on: August 11, 2017, 02:36:22 PM »
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already has someone in mind
For years now actually.

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1654 on: August 11, 2017, 02:37:42 PM »
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Boasted about behind her back, more like busted a nut on her back, you idiot.
At dawn I leave the hut. My woman is happy in her toil. When I return from my daily gathering, I am tired and hungry. There is no food or fire, because she has dragged out her ceremonial betrothal skins, and spent the day weeping because they do not fit. And somehow this is MY fault?! And now her family has come to comfort her. They have been with us since Nord has blown his icy breath. If her brother is not out of our hut by planting time, there will be a clubbing!

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1655 on: August 13, 2017, 01:41:27 AM »
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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1656 on: August 15, 2017, 05:35:17 PM »
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At dawn I leave the hut. My woman is happy in her toil. When I return from my daily gathering, I am tired and hungry. There is no food or fire, because she has dragged out her ceremonial betrothal skins, and spent the day weeping because they do not fit. And somehow this is MY fault?! And now her family has come to comfort her. They have been with us since Nord has blown his icy breath. If her brother is not out of our hut by planting time, there will be a clubbing!

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1657 on: August 15, 2017, 05:44:07 PM »
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Assuming it's true, and it's not just the rest of this fat lardass's meal, why would you take a pic of that and post it? What a faggot.

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1658 on: August 15, 2017, 11:12:06 PM »
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Who goes to Denny's for a date? No wonder he was stood up.
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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1659 on: August 16, 2017, 12:44:01 AM »
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She's tired of showing up and her food is cold.
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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1660 on: August 16, 2017, 12:55:17 AM »
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Who goes to Denny's for a date? No wonder he was stood up.

Denny's revamped pancake recipe is pretty good.

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1661 on: August 16, 2017, 01:52:12 AM »
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Meanwhile IHOP is making the push to become the #1 Burger place in America.

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1662 on: August 16, 2017, 06:00:30 AM »
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Assuming it's true, and it's not just the rest of this fat lardass's meal, why would you take a pic of that and post it? What a faggot.

Combination of being so desperate for attention that he'll post shit that's pathos-inspiring embarrassment for anyone else and an unconscious thought that some other chick will pity cuddle him for a free meal since he's advertising he's a sad schlub.

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1663 on: August 16, 2017, 09:41:05 AM »
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Looks like he drank some of the milkshake.

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1664 on: Today at 12:36:20 PM »
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At dawn I leave the hut. My woman is happy in her toil. When I return from my daily gathering, I am tired and hungry. There is no food or fire, because she has dragged out her ceremonial betrothal skins, and spent the day weeping because they do not fit. And somehow this is MY fault?! And now her family has come to comfort her. They have been with us since Nord has blown his icy breath. If her brother is not out of our hut by planting time, there will be a clubbing!

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1666 on: Today at 10:04:40 PM »
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About half my penis just sunk into my torso like a turtle's head after reading that  :(