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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #50 on: October 18, 2012, 12:17:25 PM »
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Ah-ha, based on response, some of you have this haircut. :swanson:

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #51 on: October 19, 2012, 12:41:24 PM »
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Used to keep my hair high and tight.  Now I am growing it out.  Reason?  The sudden massive resurgence in shaved sides. 

What is in common here?



I saw this same haircut on an AIDS incubator working in a women's clothing store at the local mall not one week ago so

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #52 on: October 19, 2012, 05:22:56 PM »
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I dont know where to even start...



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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #53 on: October 19, 2012, 05:27:39 PM »
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I dont know where to even start...

i just feel bad for that guy.  he's really ugly and there's very little he can do about it

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #54 on: October 19, 2012, 08:26:06 PM »
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A haircut and a suit would be a start.

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #55 on: October 31, 2012, 04:01:58 AM »
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goon before




goon after, plus tits

next few are a goon who describes himself as "genderfluid"









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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #56 on: October 31, 2012, 07:46:15 AM »
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Dude doesn't look like a lady.

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #57 on: October 31, 2012, 12:56:55 PM »
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Chesty Puller would literally take a knife and carve that USMC tattoo off his arm.
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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #58 on: October 31, 2012, 08:56:26 PM »
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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #59 on: November 01, 2012, 11:45:37 PM »
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The sad thing is is that dude can wear a smaller size dress than the majority of the girls who post in that thread.
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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #60 on: November 02, 2012, 02:49:24 AM »
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reasonably cute goonette ...




... who may or may not have been the inspiration for 1001 goony sleepless nights.



AH SAIL PROPAYNE   :hank:



The cat has the look of learned helplessness.  Nothing it can do will save it, so it just goes limp.



This goonette (?) was made from Lego blocks.   Seriously, is it tucking between its legs?



Burlap potato sacks are fashionable and back in stores this fall.



It's rare to find someone who only dyes his eyebrows.



If ever there was a "manly girdle" this isn't it.



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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #61 on: November 02, 2012, 02:54:11 AM »
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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #62 on: November 02, 2012, 07:14:09 AM »
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Yea... If that is actually a girl I feel very sorry for her. I got a completely masculine vibe from it and it made me a little sick. The reasonably cute goonette, though... it that's a guy she's got me fooled because I find her attractive.
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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #63 on: November 02, 2012, 08:11:49 AM »
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Pretty sure the first one is a real girl.

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #64 on: November 02, 2012, 11:35:42 AM »
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This guy appears to have underwent massive lipo and skin removal surgery after a huge weight loss.  There are sutures running up his forearm; he has on a compression garment; and he has a nasty drain line showing in the bottom left of the pic.  You can see from the orange-red color that he is still draining the saline and epinephrine solution given to him during surgery to slow bleeding.  He probably is hiding additional laparoscopic scars from a lap band or stomach bypass.

The thing that amazes me is that they was no wait for a reveal.

Is he Goon?

[X] - Overinflated confidence
[X] - Not know proper timing
[X] - Thinks thinner is buffer based on flex revealing no muscle mass at all and moobs
[X] - Had $100K in much-needed, "lifesaving" medical procedures for weight problem
[X] - "It's glandular"
[X] - Horrible tattoos

All signs point to yes. :unparsons:
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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #65 on: November 02, 2012, 01:48:14 PM »
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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #66 on: November 04, 2012, 07:35:46 PM »
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I guess that's what hell looks like.

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #67 on: November 04, 2012, 08:29:27 PM »
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This guy appears to have underwent massive lipo and skin removal surgery after a huge weight loss.  There are sutures running up his forearm; he has on a compression garment; and he has a nasty drain line showing in the bottom left of the pic.  You can see from the orange-red color that he is still draining the saline and epinephrine solution given to him during surgery to slow bleeding.  He probably is hiding additional laparoscopic scars from a lap band or stomach bypass.

The thing that amazes me is that they was no wait for a reveal.

Is he Goon?

[X] - Overinflated confidence
[X] - Not know proper timing
[X] - Thinks thinner is buffer based on flex revealing no muscle mass at all and moobs
[X] - Had $100K in much-needed, "lifesaving" medical procedures for weight problem
[X] - "It's glandular"
[X] - Horrible tattoos

All signs point to yes. :unparsons:
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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #68 on: November 05, 2012, 08:01:56 PM »
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goonie von aspie and the busted fashion sense


There's nothing about this picture that isn't sad


Having known the Mighty Mighty Bosstones, they would kill this kid


Never seen a magenta sausage


He has the weirdest boner right now




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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #69 on: November 05, 2012, 08:13:19 PM »
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Goon proves you can cross-dress at the Army-Navy Surplus store







And he wondered why he was never invited back to goon eats




1001 words (all unnecessary)




If I keep her watered and in the sun, my waifu should blossom in 10 years or so




Psst Seth Rogen is a goon, pass it on (not really; about 85% of them look like this)




Ugh




Elf Pron has always been disgusting;  Marie is just realizing that the biggest mistake she ever made was giving Lowtax :10bux:







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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #70 on: November 05, 2012, 11:12:24 PM »
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oh, and then there was this



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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #71 on: November 09, 2012, 05:07:03 AM »
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oh, and then there was this


I can just imagine this playing in his head as he does it
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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #72 on: November 09, 2012, 10:49:37 AM »
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oh, and then there was this



At first I though, we did he do this on top of a mig welder.  The laws of physics clearly state goons and manual labor items cannot occupy the same space and time.  Then I realized that it was a target for his prized shuriken collection.


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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #73 on: November 10, 2012, 10:06:06 AM »
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he's a Canadian in China

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #74 on: November 10, 2012, 11:22:43 AM »
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he's a Canadian in China
Wait... what's so goony abou....

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