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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5900 on: June 30, 2017, 02:01:20 PM »
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Whats really interesting is David Smith. Bro weighed over 600 pounds, hooked up with a trainer and lost it all, and they made a special about it

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUt0aGsW7pU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUt0aGsW7pU</a>

couple years later he REGAINS ALL THE WEIGHT

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_nqGqK1Kpg" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_nqGqK1Kpg</a>

and is trying to lose it again. If you hit up his facebook you can see his progress, along with his smoking fucking hot fiancee'.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/David-Elmore-Smith/207608272410



looks like he's back down a couple hundo, but all that fluctuation has gotta be hell on the body.

Severe case of penis neck.

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There has to be something more to the story here, and it's sinister.

So he lost the weight, regained it, married, and was relosing it...and then retained it all. Which, on a body that grew loads of extra skin to handle the weight, and then had the skin surgically removed....ain't good.

https://www.facebook.com/207608272410/photos/rpp.207608272410/10154422890912411/?type=3&theater



His FB posts a year ago all got tons of likes. This picture got three. And one was an lol.

Meanwhile, the beautiful blushing bride?

https://www.facebook.com/stephanie.aubrey.75

Her FB is entirely scrubbed of any mentions of him or them as a couple. His seems to be too.

Some fucked up shit went on here, folks.



There's no way that's real. There has to be some shenanigans happening. He's probably paying her a handsome (heh) sum of money, or something equally nefarious. I don't buy it.  :alex:

He had a brief moment of fleeting fame.  For our celebrity obsessed women out there, being with a guy who had even a couple minutes on some TV show may be enough.

It's how these washed up actors still get laid even though they are complete and utter jokes.



lol. I'd also started something similar:






And where are we with these two now?






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At dawn I leave the hut. My woman is happy in her toil. When I return from my daily gathering, I am tired and hungry. There is no food or fire, because she has dragged out her ceremonial betrothal skins, and spent the day weeping because they do not fit. And somehow this is MY fault?! And now her family has come to comfort her. They have been with us since Nord has blown his icy breath. If her brother is not out of our hut by planting time, there will be a clubbing!

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5901 on: June 30, 2017, 03:46:40 PM »
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Smithers, who is this gastropod?