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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5900 on: June 30, 2017, 02:01:20 PM »
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Whats really interesting is David Smith. Bro weighed over 600 pounds, hooked up with a trainer and lost it all, and they made a special about it

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUt0aGsW7pU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUt0aGsW7pU</a>

couple years later he REGAINS ALL THE WEIGHT

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_nqGqK1Kpg" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_nqGqK1Kpg</a>

and is trying to lose it again. If you hit up his facebook you can see his progress, along with his smoking fucking hot fiancee'.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/David-Elmore-Smith/207608272410



looks like he's back down a couple hundo, but all that fluctuation has gotta be hell on the body.

Severe case of penis neck.

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There has to be something more to the story here, and it's sinister.

So he lost the weight, regained it, married, and was relosing it...and then retained it all. Which, on a body that grew loads of extra skin to handle the weight, and then had the skin surgically removed....ain't good.

https://www.facebook.com/207608272410/photos/rpp.207608272410/10154422890912411/?type=3&theater



His FB posts a year ago all got tons of likes. This picture got three. And one was an lol.

Meanwhile, the beautiful blushing bride?

https://www.facebook.com/stephanie.aubrey.75

Her FB is entirely scrubbed of any mentions of him or them as a couple. His seems to be too.

Some fucked up shit went on here, folks.



There's no way that's real. There has to be some shenanigans happening. He's probably paying her a handsome (heh) sum of money, or something equally nefarious. I don't buy it.  :alex:

He had a brief moment of fleeting fame.  For our celebrity obsessed women out there, being with a guy who had even a couple minutes on some TV show may be enough.

It's how these washed up actors still get laid even though they are complete and utter jokes.



lol. I'd also started something similar:






And where are we with these two now?






« Last Edit: June 30, 2017, 02:03:52 PM by Drinkerton National Shitposting Agency »
At dawn I leave the hut. My woman is happy in her toil. When I return from my daily gathering, I am tired and hungry. There is no food or fire, because she has dragged out her ceremonial betrothal skins, and spent the day weeping because they do not fit. And somehow this is MY fault?! And now her family has come to comfort her. They have been with us since Nord has blown his icy breath. If her brother is not out of our hut by planting time, there will be a clubbing!

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5901 on: June 30, 2017, 03:46:40 PM »
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Smithers, who is this gastropod?

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5902 on: September 01, 2017, 09:24:13 PM »
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This guy is like boogie  2.0  except for some reason boggies wife stayed lol.

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5903 on: September 01, 2017, 09:41:33 PM »
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According to his facebook he clocked in this week at 620.  :stonk:



In June he clocked in at 600, making lots of pledges to get it down. This is after getting down to like 220 a few years ago. I don't think this dude will see 2018. Fucked up.
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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5904 on: September 01, 2017, 10:35:23 PM »
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jfc imagine being that young n that fat and having to live in a nursing home. cant this guy get bariatric surgery or someshit? would liposuction help these people at all? if so i got a shopvac he can borrow.

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5905 on: September 01, 2017, 10:50:58 PM »
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According to his facebook he clocked in this week at 620.  :stonk:



In June he clocked in at 600, making lots of pledges to get it down. This is after getting down to like 220 a few years ago. I don't think this dude will see 2018. Fucked up.

If he gets any fatter, his nipples are going to end up under his armpits or gravitate to his back giving him real back boobs.

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5906 on: September 02, 2017, 01:21:42 PM »
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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5907 on: September 03, 2017, 09:34:29 AM »
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Why even live at that point
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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5908 on: September 03, 2017, 10:47:11 AM »
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Why even live at that point

Habit and cowardice, I'm guessing.

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5909 on: September 03, 2017, 11:02:17 AM »
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Why even live at that point

Habit and cowardice, I'm guessing.
Reading his comment on that picture tells me that he has already given up.
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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5910 on: September 03, 2017, 11:56:05 AM »
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jfc imagine being that young n that fat and having to live in a nursing home. cant this guy get bariatric surgery or someshit? would liposuction help these people at all? if so i got a shopvac he can borrow.

none of that is going to help prevent him from shoving entire sheet cakes down his throat

imagine how many calories it takes to put on TWENTY POUNDS IN ONE MONTH. its almost unfathomable in every sense of the word. as in how can you even afford that kind of caloric intake? this has to be ordering pizza for breakfast lunch and dinner every day for a month! goddamn.

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5911 on: September 03, 2017, 12:34:12 PM »
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That's what I don't get about those 600 Pound Life assholes.

It's always some obese person living in a trailer who has a boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife who doesn't work and is their "full time caregiver." This person just spends all day cooking them food, going to the store/McDonalds to buy more food. The lardass just sits all day eating whole cakes, 3-4 Big Macs at a sitting, or 5 eggs, a loaf of bread as toast, 2 bowls of cereal, ham, and sausage for breakfast, 3 lunches, 3 dinners, etc.

How the fuck do you afford all this food? How do they not lose weight just because they don't have enough money to buy the tendies the 600 lb person is screaming for?

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5912 on: September 03, 2017, 12:38:19 PM »
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I was on food stamps for a time and a a single man I got like $200 monthly. Add that to possibly two SSD checks, Medicaid, and possible money from the state to pay for the "caregiver" and there is plenty left over for all the Krispy Kreme her plaque encrusted heart desires.

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5913 on: September 03, 2017, 01:14:49 PM »
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Apparently there is such a thing as "feeders", broken retards who get off on force feeding their "loved ones" like fucking geese, presumably to harvest their sweet, sweet engorged liver afterwards.

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5914 on: September 03, 2017, 01:56:20 PM »
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Apparently there is such a thing as "feeders", broken retards who get off on force feeding their "loved ones" like fucking geese, presumably to harvest their sweet, sweet engorged liver afterwards.

Thanks for putting me off foie gras :mcpuke:
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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5915 on: September 03, 2017, 03:06:38 PM »
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Don't underestimate the mental hijacking some of these fat fucks put their family through. I remember one episode where this 670lb mexican hutt would just lay on the guilt and abuse to her husband when he wouldn't get her McDonald's.

On the day to day you fees them and they shut up for a few minutes. What do you think is easier, trying to make them change their habits or just going on another mcnugget run?

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5916 on: September 03, 2017, 03:17:28 PM »
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Get an mp3 player, a sick playlist, and just stay out of waddling pork "human" reach distance.

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5917 on: September 08, 2017, 09:01:48 AM »
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Get an mp3 player, a sick playlist, and just stay out of waddling pork "human" reach distance.

~OR~ Put 3 9mm in the back of their head and walk away.

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5918 on: September 08, 2017, 12:27:16 PM »
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I still like my idea better. Could make it into a training program. Get a stick with a chocolate bar hanging off it by a thread and construct some kind of supersized running machine. It could even generate its own power! Plus it's more humane.

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5919 on: September 12, 2017, 12:24:13 AM »
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What I don't understand is why these people don't just drink themselves to death. Way more dignified/fun than being an unmovable hamplanet.

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5920 on: September 12, 2017, 08:25:47 AM »
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What I don't understand is why these people don't just drink themselves to death. Way more dignified/fun than being an unmovable hamplanet.

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5921 on: September 12, 2017, 10:19:15 PM »
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To be fair, I bet it's a lot harder to hold your breath when your lungs are weighed down by a quarter ton of lard

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5922 on: September 13, 2017, 01:24:27 AM »
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What I don't understand is why these people don't just drink themselves to death. Way more dignified/fun than being an unmovable hamplanet.

Meth would be much more efficient. And fun.

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5923 on: September 13, 2017, 02:21:03 AM »
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What I don't understand is why these people don't just drink themselves to death. Way more dignified/fun than being an unmovable hamplanet.

Meth would be much more efficient. And fun.

Can you imagine someone that fat on meth? Unable to scratch at the imaginary bugs in places they can't reach, losing teeth in a McGriddle, three days straight of calling Dominoes over and over again...  :stare:

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5924 on: September 14, 2017, 01:08:05 PM »
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That's what I don't get about those 600 Pound Life assholes.

It's always some obese person living in a trailer who has a boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife who doesn't work and is their "full time caregiver." This person just spends all day cooking them food, going to the store/McDonalds to buy more food. The lardass just sits all day eating whole cakes, 3-4 Big Macs at a sitting, or 5 eggs, a loaf of bread as toast, 2 bowls of cereal, ham, and sausage for breakfast, 3 lunches, 3 dinners, etc.

How the fuck do you afford all this food? How do they not lose weight just because they don't have enough money to buy the tendies the 600 lb person is screaming for?

Shit, if you're on the maximum food stamps and you live especially in the southern US where you get more money you can easily spent $30/day on food. $30 of McDonald's can railroad any fatass loll