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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #3275 on: August 11, 2017, 10:14:26 PM »
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #3276 on: August 11, 2017, 10:39:06 PM »
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #3277 on: August 12, 2017, 10:29:26 AM »
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #3278 on: August 12, 2017, 10:41:52 AM »
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Shmork told me she was personally offended that we couldn't go. What the hell, why take someone being too sick to drive 40 minutes and have dinner at your dumb house as a personal slight?

maybe, just maybe, shmorky was not a 100% reliable narrator?

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #3279 on: August 12, 2017, 01:49:19 PM »
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Or maybe she actually prepared a three course dinner and was pissed that the flaky insane retards her husband persisted in calling friends decided not to show up out of the blue, probably because of some contrived lie about how they were sad or depressed or some shit. I know it's hard to imagine what that would be like, since cooking for guests is something so probably beyond your own personal experience.

What did you end up doing instead, going out to a nice restaurant? Lol. Probably just stayed on the computer collating "evidence" for psychotic conspiracy theories while Shmorky sat in his private diaper strewn "office" pretending to be a teenage girl online.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #3280 on: August 12, 2017, 03:35:38 PM »
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When Ashli first came over with the taxman she was super optimistic and was trying to make friends with everyone. I mean, she even tried to make peace between fucking SS and Lowtax!!

She seems like the type of girl who wants to fix people. Richard is a great case for a girl like that, because he has financial potential and can be funny, but has these mental issues preventing his success.

She probably found out that Shmorky and Richard had been on the outs and wanted everyone to get along so she invited them over. Then when they cancelled she was a little hurt by it since she went to all that effort of trying to help everyone, and Richard explained the full troonsanity of Shmorky.

It didn't take her long to realize that most of Richard's problems didn't have easy solutions, which is why she stopped trying to fix things.
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #3281 on: August 13, 2017, 01:19:41 AM »
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When Ashli first came over with the taxman she was super optimistic and was trying to make friends with everyone. I mean, she even tried to make peace between fucking SS and Lowtax!!

She seems like the type of girl who wants to fix people. Richard is a great case for a girl like that, because he has financial potential and can be funny, but has these mental issues preventing his success.

She probably found out that Shmorky and Richard had been on the outs and wanted everyone to get along so she invited them over. Then when they cancelled she was a little hurt by it since she went to all that effort of trying to help everyone, and Richard explained the full troonsanity of Shmorky.

It didn't take her long to realize that most of Richard's problems didn't have easy solutions, which is why she stopped trying to fix things.

Anywhere I can get the skinny on how the taxman met ashly? I remember some comments that he was chasing poon and knocked up some friend or something.


I feel sorry for ashly cause while alot can be done to broker peace with lowtax and his haters, it will never be fully resovled and him caving to ZDR was most likely a turning point.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #3282 on: August 13, 2017, 01:25:32 AM »
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When Ashli first came over with the taxman she was super optimistic and was trying to make friends with everyone. I mean, she even tried to make peace between fucking SS and Lowtax!!

She seems like the type of girl who wants to fix people. Richard is a great case for a girl like that, because he has financial potential and can be funny, but has these mental issues preventing his success.

She probably found out that Shmorky and Richard had been on the outs and wanted everyone to get along so she invited them over. Then when they cancelled she was a little hurt by it since she went to all that effort of trying to help everyone, and Richard explained the full troonsanity of Shmorky.

It didn't take her long to realize that most of Richard's problems didn't have easy solutions, which is why she stopped trying to fix things.

Anywhere I can get the skinny on how the taxman met ashly? I remember some comments that he was chasing poon and knocked up some friend or something.


I feel sorry for ashly cause while alot can be done to broker peace with lowtax and his haters, it will never be fully resovled and him caving to ZDR was most likely a turning point.

Ashli was an aspiring model from a podunk town in Canada. Her friend was a female "internet humorist" who aped the style of Lowtax and the Front Page of SA. She idolized Lowtax and emulated his dated style of comedy. She started talking to him and invited him up to her house in Canada. Lowtax, being single and paying copious amounts of arimony, took the bait.

While there he banged her friend, which I'm pretty sure is not the way she wanted it to go. That friend was Ashli. She got preggers and he "did the right thing" and brought her down to the US and married her.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #3283 on: August 13, 2017, 02:39:27 AM »
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got a link to this humorist?


Also lowtax didnt do the right thing at all.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #3284 on: August 13, 2017, 02:50:04 AM »
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When Ashli first came over with the taxman she was super optimistic and was trying to make friends with everyone. I mean, she even tried to make peace between fucking SS and Lowtax!!

She seems like the type of girl who wants to fix people. Richard is a great case for a girl like that, because he has financial potential and can be funny, but has these mental issues preventing his success.

She probably found out that Shmorky and Richard had been on the outs and wanted everyone to get along so she invited them over. Then when they cancelled she was a little hurt by it since she went to all that effort of trying to help everyone, and Richard explained the full troonsanity of Shmorky.

It didn't take her long to realize that most of Richard's problems didn't have easy solutions, which is why she stopped trying to fix things.

Anywhere I can get the skinny on how the taxman met ashly? I remember some comments that he was chasing poon and knocked up some friend or something.


I feel sorry for ashly cause while alot can be done to broker peace with lowtax and his haters, it will never be fully resovled and him caving to ZDR was most likely a turning point.

Ashli was an aspiring model from a podunk town in Canada. Her friend was a female "internet humorist" who aped the style of Lowtax and the Front Page of SA. She idolized Lowtax and emulated his dated style of comedy. She started talking to him and invited him up to her house in Canada. Lowtax, being single and paying copious amounts of arimony, took the bait.

While there he banged her friend, which I'm pretty sure is not the way she wanted it to go. That friend was Ashli. She got preggers and he "did the right thing" and brought her down to the US and married her.
Is this true? Cause that's just hilarious


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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #3285 on: August 13, 2017, 08:13:53 AM »
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Is this true? Cause that's just hilarious

Yeah.  Ashli also thought that Lowtax was an internet celebrity and therefore would be loaded.  Had she known how broke Lowtax is, I'm sure she would have insisted on him wearing a condom.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #3286 on: August 13, 2017, 08:16:25 AM »
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Is this true? Cause that's just hilarious

Yeah.  Ashli also thought that Lowtax was an internet celebrity and therefore would be loaded.  Had she known how broke Lowtax is, I'm sure she would have insisted on him wearing a condom.
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I though he just started dating her and they decided to have a baby. Didn't realise this was a case of 'wrong target' and a one night stand gone wrong.


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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #3287 on: August 13, 2017, 08:23:01 AM »
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It's all chronicled here in various threads.

Lowtax also banged some crazy chick who ran to SS to tell us all about it in hopes that we'd be her personal doxxing army.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #3288 on: August 13, 2017, 08:44:37 AM »
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Also his new wife is a cunt. They invited me and Shmork over to their place once and I was bedridden with nausea and pain so I couldn't go and she took it as a personal offense and never reached out to us again out of spite. Petty bitch if you ask me.
Yeah what kind of petty bitch wouldn't want to hang out with Shmorky and his batshit fucking crazy girlfriend?

Hey now, she put forth the invitation first. Shmork told me she was personally offended that we couldn't go. What the hell, why take someone being too sick to drive 40 minutes and have dinner at your dumb house as a personal slight? But aside from that, I just always got that feeling from her, reading her posts. She sounds snotty, imo.

Sure you were "ill". She was probably tired of you and your diaper furs "my fibromyalgia and gender dysphoria are playing up again" bullshit. I guarantee she didn't want you there in the first place, but was probably doing the, "well, I guess they are friends of my husband, not gonna enjoy it, but I'll offer an olive branch" sort of invite.

Also, "bedridden"? Yeah right. I've been bedridden once in my life, and that was after I broke my pelvis. You are not bedridden unless you have been stuck immobile for long enough to have to worry about pressure sores and catheter infections.
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #3289 on: August 13, 2017, 10:16:10 AM »
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I'd hang out with mandy irl she seems fun.   :goonette:  Wouldnt invite her to my place, but thats true of anyone from SS.

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« Reply #3290 on: August 13, 2017, 10:38:23 AM »
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I'd hang out with mandy irl she seems fun.   :goonette:  Wouldnt invite her to my place, but thats true of anyone from SS.
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« Reply #3291 on: August 13, 2017, 01:46:20 PM »
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I'd hang out with mandy irl she seems fun.   :goonette:  Wouldnt invite her to my place, but thats true of anyone from SS.

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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #3292 on: August 13, 2017, 03:23:27 PM »
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According to Lowtax's Twitter, he fell down some stairs. Here is his bruised ass:
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« Reply #3293 on: August 13, 2017, 03:33:08 PM »
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Next thing you know he'll leave the cabinet door open, walk into it and get a black eye.

I guess the honeymoon is over.

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« Reply #3294 on: August 13, 2017, 03:51:27 PM »
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Wrong bruised ass pics

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« Reply #3295 on: August 13, 2017, 04:17:15 PM »
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« Reply #3296 on: August 13, 2017, 04:18:20 PM »
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Wrong bruised ass pics

True story: cis never even showed ME the bruised ass pics  :myecred:

tbd it's not like I was dying to see EPW's ass
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #3297 on: August 13, 2017, 05:49:06 PM »
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I'd hang out with mandy irl she seems fun.   :goonette:  Wouldnt invite her to my place, but thats true of anyone from SS.
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Re: LOWTAX THREAD
« Reply #3298 on: August 13, 2017, 07:46:00 PM »
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There is a burn in there some where about him not having a job for like 2 decades.


Also his SJW turn is kinda out of character for him is he trying to get on that train to make money?

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« Reply #3299 on: August 13, 2017, 08:05:02 PM »
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So an employer is going to run every applicants' picture through facial recognition software in order to determine if the person is a nazi because...?