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Re: Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #1900 on: December 11, 2017, 01:08:32 PM »
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Re: Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #1901 on: December 11, 2017, 01:11:17 PM »
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I remember seeing claims that this story was fake and gay, but the fact that it seems even remotely credible tells you all you need to know about the black race.

There's plenty of hilarious (and real) news from Africa:
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Re: Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #1902 on: December 11, 2017, 01:22:54 PM »
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"Shaftmates" was the best euphemism in there.

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Re: Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #1903 on: December 11, 2017, 01:25:49 PM »
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The most improbable thing about any of those stories is that anyone in Africa can read them

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Re: Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #1904 on: December 11, 2017, 02:28:55 PM »
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Diversity tax is always the only solution that Democrats have to offer.

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/baltimore-city/bs-md-ci-affordable-housing-20171207-story.html

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In a city where many struggle to make monthly rent payments, the Baltimore City Council is considering raising taxes on property sales and transfers to provide $10 million annually for affordable housing.

City Councilman Bill Henry submitted legislation Thursday to raise the recording fee by 20 percent and transfer taxes by 17 percent, respectively, to provide a “sustainable revenue source” for the Affordable Housing Trust Fund — a new fund created by the voters that currently has no money in it.

Henry said the tax increase would result in about $10 million more each year.

If passed, the bill would raise the recording fee charged on every $500 worth of property sold from $5 to $6. That means on the sale of a $100,000 house, about $200 would go to the Affordable Housing Trust Fund.

The transfer tax charged on property transfers would rise from 1.5 percent to 1.75 percent. That means on the sale of a $100,000 house, about $250 would go to the Affordable Housing Trust Fund.

“Baltimore City is a difficult place to live right now for a lot of people. They just don’t have the money and the resources to pay all of their bills,” Henry said. “Society has a responsibility to address that.”

City Council President Bernard C. “Jack” Young said council members plan to study Henry’s legislation, along with other ideas to raise money, on a task force he’s creating dedicated to funding more affordable housing in Baltimore.

He and fellow City Councilman John Bullock submitted legislation Thursday to create the task force, which will make recommendations about new revenue streams for affordable housing.

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Re: Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #1905 on: December 11, 2017, 02:40:16 PM »
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The most improbable thing about any of those stories is that anyone in Africa can read them
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Re: Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #1906 on: December 11, 2017, 03:09:13 PM »
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The most improbable thing about any of those stories is that anyone in Africa can read them
Uganda* has a literacy rate of 2/3 (higher for men, lower for women), and the stories aren't written at a high level, so there's an audience.

*2nd story is from Uganda, not sure about 1st.

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Re: Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #1907 on: December 11, 2017, 03:13:00 PM »
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The most improbable thing about any of those stories is that anyone in Africa can read them
That's why we have BBC Pidgin now!

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Re: Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #1908 on: December 11, 2017, 05:09:07 PM »
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Diversity tax is always the only solution that Democrats have to offer.

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/baltimore-city/bs-md-ci-affordable-housing-20171207-story.html

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In a city where many struggle to make monthly rent payments, the Baltimore City Council is considering raising taxes on property sales and transfers to provide $10 million annually for affordable housing.

City Councilman Bill Henry submitted legislation Thursday to raise the recording fee by 20 percent and transfer taxes by 17 percent, respectively, to provide a “sustainable revenue source” for the Affordable Housing Trust Fund — a new fund created by the voters that currently has no money in it.

Henry said the tax increase would result in about $10 million more each year.

If passed, the bill would raise the recording fee charged on every $500 worth of property sold from $5 to $6. That means on the sale of a $100,000 house, about $200 would go to the Affordable Housing Trust Fund.

The transfer tax charged on property transfers would rise from 1.5 percent to 1.75 percent. That means on the sale of a $100,000 house, about $250 would go to the Affordable Housing Trust Fund.

“Baltimore City is a difficult place to live right now for a lot of people. They just don’t have the money and the resources to pay all of their bills,” Henry said. “Society has a responsibility to address that.”

City Council President Bernard C. “Jack” Young said council members plan to study Henry’s legislation, along with other ideas to raise money, on a task force he’s creating dedicated to funding more affordable housing in Baltimore.

He and fellow City Councilman John Bullock submitted legislation Thursday to create the task force, which will make recommendations about new revenue streams for affordable housing.
I'm going to make a wild guess Mr. Henry has a very close connection to the overseer of that trust.

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Re: Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #1909 on: December 11, 2017, 08:13:53 PM »
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Re: Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #1910 on: December 11, 2017, 08:26:18 PM »
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Re: Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #1911 on: December 11, 2017, 08:44:14 PM »
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Re: Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #1912 on: December 11, 2017, 08:54:03 PM »
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It's a muslim Kristoff.  :tuss:


Like damn they nail Anna and Elsa spot on and then it's like nope let's go full retard with artistic interpretation. And I bet he's going to be the only one, the evil prince is probably going to look just like the movie and Disney World Character Actor they have in the park and the reindeer is going to be an animatronic suit. Like seriously Aladdin on boardway had everyone look the part including the genie(who honestly stole the show). But Frozen is supposed to take place in a Norwegian inspired country.

Atleast they won't do what the west side story revival did and sing the songs in both english and spanish, that made it really unpopular. They wound up switching back to full english.
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Re: Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #1913 on: December 13, 2017, 08:43:04 AM »
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You know this makes the movie more realistic if that is Kristoff.  Because this means that Anna AND Elsa will pay the toll for Anna's mudsharking when he tries to kill them both.  The unintentional comedy is going to be hilarious if this is true.  :adam:

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Re: Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #1914 on: December 13, 2017, 08:44:46 AM »
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Do niggers even care about Frozen? I mean niglets, not muh dikk where da white wimmin bulls.

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Re: Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #1916 on: December 13, 2017, 10:46:14 AM »
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Like damn they nail Anna and Elsa spot on and then it's like nope let's go full retard with artistic interpretation. And I bet he's going to be the only one, the evil prince is probably going to look just like the movie and Disney World Character Actor they have in the park and the reindeer is going to be an animatronic suit.

See, that's what gets me the most.  Frozen already has a character you can race-swap with no problem: Hans.  Hans is foreign royalty and the only thing you need to do to change his race is change the fictional country he comes from.  Kristoff is a native Nord, so replacing him with a muzzie is just weird and off-putting.


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Re: Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #1917 on: December 13, 2017, 11:09:57 AM »
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I've never met a black guy named Hans.  :colbert:

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Re: Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #1918 on: December 13, 2017, 11:27:54 AM »
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https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/simone-biles-gets-hair-shamed-cheerleading-cameo-need-black-friends-181118314.html

From the comments:

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After reading most of those comments, all I could think was how bad most of them needed some English teacher friends... the grammar, word usage, etc....

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Re: Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #1919 on: December 13, 2017, 11:50:29 AM »
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I've never met a black guy named Hans.  :colbert:

I'm sure there's at least one. People kept referencing some guy named Hans up Don't Shoot a few years ago  :jesse:

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Re: Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #1920 on: December 13, 2017, 03:45:50 PM »
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Re: Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #1921 on: December 14, 2017, 01:39:34 AM »
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https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/simone-biles-gets-hair-shamed-cheerleading-cameo-need-black-friends-181118314.html
Black women are attacking her because she's successful at something other than shitting out kids and collecting benefits.

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« Reply #1922 on: December 14, 2017, 01:57:55 AM »
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She's also far too white.
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Re: Clayton Bigsby's Front Porch (the place for discussin' colored folks)
« Reply #1923 on: December 14, 2017, 07:09:29 AM »
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https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/simone-biles-gets-hair-shamed-cheerleading-cameo-need-black-friends-181118314.html
Black women are attacking her because she's successful at something other than shitting out kids and collecting benefits.
If you don't hate white men and shout "black power" they don't consider you one of them. Bet she will be dating a white guy before too long  :stewart:
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I've never met a black guy named Hans.  :colbert:
You've never heard of Hans Intheair?

Also looking at the frozen ticket prices, the average price is a few grand and they're selling out. However Disney Theatrical really does have everything be top notch. They'll do previews in places like Papermill(the stage is about 25% smaller than the average broadway sized stage) and their sets really do use the space well. Although Hunchback of Notre Dame never made it to broadway for whatever reason, and that was very well done. They kept in the ending where Quasimodo carries Esmirelda's body to the crypt and he dies of malnourishment/grief because the epilogue shows the deformed skeleton holding another skeleton.

Kinda dark but it was tastefully done, and I didn't really care for the movie but the stage version was far superior.

Aladdin is also worthwhile. I saw that when it opened.
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