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Re: Something Sensitive presents: How to Ungoon Yourself, 2014 edition
« Reply #50 on: January 10, 2014, 08:08:48 AM »
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There's no saving these faggots.
Save your MPC effort posts for something that deserves it.

I agree.  No goon is going to look at that and decide to HTFU.  For some, it will trigger a panic attack, others will dismiss it because it came from a banned pantsshitter.  Goons are so entrenched in their daily routine (even if that routine involves never leaving your computer except to shit and piss) that they're too far gone.  It would take a huge event to get them to rethink things, like when mommy and daddy stops giving them money or when Steam goes down for a day or two.

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Re: Something Sensitive presents: How to Ungoon Yourself, 2014 edition
« Reply #51 on: January 10, 2014, 08:32:33 AM »
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I just realized my tips for femgoons were pretty much for all ~20sish girls though I wish this could be seen by more people online without being called a hijab wearing prude

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Re: Something Sensitive presents: How to Ungoon Yourself, 2014 edition
« Reply #52 on: January 10, 2014, 10:11:56 AM »
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 :algore: What if I told you that it was possible to turn YOUR LIFE into a video game using the power of the internet!

https://habitrpg.com

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Re: Something Sensitive presents: How to Ungoon Yourself, 2014 edition
« Reply #53 on: January 10, 2014, 10:31:23 AM »
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:algore: What if I told you that it was possible to turn YOUR LIFE into a video game using the power of the internet!

https://habitrpg.com

Game was made by some pixel art that wears a stupid hat and smokes a pipe.  I guarantee it would gain traction with sa, but also that they would figure out how to break it so that it awarded the most points for sadness napping at noon in your cummy boxers and eating canned chili with your bare hands over a sink.

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Re: Something Sensitive presents: How to Ungoon Yourself, 2014 edition
« Reply #54 on: January 10, 2014, 11:41:08 AM »
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If you're a girl goon, put on a little makeup, not a lot but at least some when you go out. Don't wear t-shirts. Wear good jeans that fit, learn how to walk with your shoulders back, don't wear garrish colour nailpolish (it isn't cute) and fix your eyebrows already. Not pencil thin, but done well. From eyebrows to belly (and legs) there should be no hair. Shave your damn arms, also twat area doesn't need to be completely bald, that's fucking gross and pornstary. Also being into video games doesn't mean boys want to date you, so stop it with the "one of the guys" attitude. If you're a tomboy, fine but dedicate that tomboy effort to physical activity.

But back to makeup, the point of it is to ACCENTUATE YOUR FEATURES. PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TELL YOU'RE WEARING MAKEUP. Raccoon eyes is fine for the club but not for any other purpose.

Oh and stop talking shit about your boyfriend or guys who are into you all the time among your girlfriends, because no one wants to hear it and we can see it from a mile away that you just want affirmation that he isn't giving you, or you perceive he isn't giving you.
I've never known a lot of women who need to shave their arms, wtf. 

The biggest things are to wear clothes that fit and chill out.  Don't be a negative nancy or an emotional drama bomb. 

All goons can benefit from doing good job at work/school no matter how much they hate it.  I see a lot goons blaming their employers on not having a perfect personalized environment just for them as why they're so terrible at their jobs.  Why should you do an awesome job even if you hate everyone at work?  Because it feels really damn good to know you did an awesome job at something.  Even if it's making big macs or hanging sweaters.  It also gives you confidence when you interview for your next job.

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Re: Something Sensitive presents: How to Ungoon Yourself, 2014 edition
« Reply #55 on: January 10, 2014, 12:09:52 PM »
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I've never known a lot of women who need to shave their arms, wtf. 

I have. Our receptionist's arms might be hairier than mine.

You probably don't know many because they keep their arms shaved.
Let me know when the next SASS spinoff starts.

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Re: Something Sensitive presents: How to Ungoon Yourself, 2014 edition
« Reply #56 on: January 10, 2014, 01:59:10 PM »
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that they would figure out how to break it so that it awarded the most points for sadness napping at noon in your cummy boxers and eating canned chili with your bare hands over a sink.

OK I give up, where are the hidden cameras in my house?!

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Re: Something Sensitive presents: How to Ungoon Yourself, 2014 edition
« Reply #57 on: January 10, 2014, 03:07:28 PM »
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GOONS would do well to take the advice here.  Unfortunately it all requires personal effort and places the blame squarely on the individual for failing to adhere to such a routine/set of activities, and GOONS are disfunctional people who spend a lot of time doing mental gymnastics to prove to them (and others) how nothing is ever their fault and "other people" are to blame for their wrong think and all the problems in the whole world.

Bottom line, it takes personal effort and a choice to become active.  Nobody can make that choice for you.  There is more than enough resources available for anyone with an internet connection to find excercises to do, to find a hobby that does not require a computer, to find activities to do outside, but all the research and knowledge will not help you unless you get up and put the effort forth.  Do the actions, don't just read about them.

Unfortunately GOONS think that all form of self improvement that requires effort from yourself is all "bootstraps".

Real talk, you don't have to be skinny to be succesfull.  Some peoples body types just aren't designed for skinny.  Each person has a unique "correct" weight.  Nobodies "correct" weight is in the obese range.  It varies from really skinny to sort of chubby/thick.  Your body will change as you become active and maintain your excercises.  Watch what you eat and make sure you excercise and your body will change.  It won't be easy at first, but stick with it , develope your self control and self discipline, and it will become easier over time as you get used to a routine.
« Last Edit: January 10, 2014, 03:11:02 PM by Babomb »

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Re: Something Sensitive presents: How to Ungoon Yourself, 2014 edition
« Reply #58 on: January 10, 2014, 03:32:15 PM »
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But back to makeup, the point of it is to ACCENTUATE YOUR FEATURES. PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TELL YOU'RE WEARING MAKEUP.

There's not a woman alive who isn't going to know you're wearing make-up, no matter how subtle.

It's kind of amusing that you're advocating looking a "natural" look when it comes to make-up and simultaneously suggesting extreme depilation (not even children have no hair between their eyebrows and their navel).

I agree with you on saving club and special occasion make-up for clubs and special occasions, though.  Apart from anything else, it tends to look terrible in natural or fluorescent light.

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Re: Something Sensitive presents: How to Ungoon Yourself, 2014 edition
« Reply #59 on: January 10, 2014, 03:43:14 PM »
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Even the most subtle makeup application is going to be noticeable, but not wearing anything and having poor features is going to be infinitely more noticeable, almost as much as wearing too much.

"No hair" in those areas equates to noticeable amounts, obviously. I've seen so many girls with such bad looking eyebrows it's unbelievable and it doesn't cost that much to get a decent wax. I've also had so many girlfriends talk about getting Brazilians and whatnot which is gross enough, but they say guys like it better, but unless you're into dudes who only watch porn or are pedophiles, I can't imagine anyone who is repulsed by a clean bush.
« Last Edit: January 10, 2014, 03:47:40 PM by cis miss »

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Re: Something Sensitive presents: How to Ungoon Yourself, 2014 edition
« Reply #60 on: January 10, 2014, 06:50:48 PM »
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There's no saving these faggots.
Save your MPC effort posts for something that deserves it.

I don't know. On one hand my first instinct is to agree with you. Then I remember that there is a subforum called YLLS where people have managed to ungoon and unfuck themselves. Dozens of people every year at least. Hundreds more taking positive steps.

I think it's possible to help wake up some goons. I mean we've exposed a lot of bullshit on SA to the point where even some of the troons are like "Well they are bigots but they kind of have a point, once in a while we got some crazy people posting" and they might be the most anti-SS people there nowadays outside of management.

But then I'll go ahead and read a thread like this where fat goons laugh at people who go to the gym and then well.. yeah
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3599698

:tuss: going to the gym is gay and useless lol

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Re: Something Sensitive presents: How to Ungoon Yourself, 2014 edition
« Reply #61 on: January 11, 2014, 12:22:30 AM »
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After dealing with some pretty fucked up people with a slew of mental illnesses,  depression is a real thing. However,  not being a lazy sack of shit is the way to fix it. Going for a short walk every day or even a few days a week will do wonders for you. Making those people get out of the house was tough sometimes but all of them felt better for doing it afterwards. 


Everyone has put it more eloquently than me, but it basically boils down to: stop dwelling on shit that happened years ago, stop piling on and making mental checklists of how shitty your life is, invest in yourself. 

Make fun of the thread all you want, if one goon reads this and decides not to be a faggot sperglord,  it was worth every effortpost.

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Re: Something Sensitive presents: How to Ungoon Yourself, 2014 edition
« Reply #62 on: January 11, 2014, 03:08:28 AM »
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"no shit its called a joke but yeah for real i have a low sex drive because of depression and she does not and holy fuck go use the showerhead or w/e"

In the gbs goon wife thread, which has some humor in it.

"Some people here are earnest, some are trolling. I can't tell which is is which. Kill me."

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Re: Something Sensitive presents: How to Ungoon Yourself, 2014 edition
« Reply #63 on: January 13, 2014, 11:42:50 PM »
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http://www.forbes.com/sites/cherylsnappconner/2013/11/18/mentally-strong-people-the-13-things-they-avoid/

Can't believe I found this page a few days ago, because goons (and by extension, troons and feminists) do a lot of things that this list tells you to avoid.

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Re: Something Sensitive presents: How to Ungoon Yourself, 2014 edition
« Reply #64 on: January 14, 2014, 04:59:57 AM »
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For 90% of you, medication should be a bridge while you learn better coping skills and re-organise your life. 

If you're using therapy to vent about how terrible your life is and not doing the "homework" your therapist has given you, then you're choosing to maintain the status quo.  DO the work instead of deciding in advance that "it won't help". 


Pretty much. Therapy can and does work if you don't go in expecting the therapist to just sit there and nod and go 'oh you poor goon here have these drugs'. I had pretty severe OCD, was really embarrassed about it but thought 'fuck it', started cognitive behavioural therapy and got on an SSRI, hated my therapist pretty much because it was the first time anyone had ever done anything than sit there and nod and she was putting me out of my comfort zone but holy shit guess what it worked, I only have mild symptoms now that mostly flare up when I'm stressed and I'm off the drugs. Life is like, 100x better because I made an effort and now it's easier to make an effort in general life! Does my head in seeing people bitch about therapy and just going straight to the drugs because they do fuck all if you're not in therapy alongside. I love my partner but she is adamant about not doing therapy because 'they're all nasty' and just has brief and unsuccessful flings with various medication. Sure if they're genuinely nasty, then change and find someone you can work with. She is an anxious, reclusive mess the second a problem comes up. I can deal with this shit now.

Basically: DO NOT JUST FUCKING SIT AROUND BITCHING ABOUT HOW AWFUL LIFE IS BECAUSE YOU'RE BROKEN AND HAVE TO MAKE AN EFFORT AND YOU GET TRIGGERED BY FRESH AIR AND HARD WORK. You wouldn't be perplexed if you got sacked from a job for doing nothing and expecting the work to do itself, and therapy is no different.
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Re: Something Sensitive presents: How to Ungoon Yourself, 2014 edition
« Reply #65 on: January 14, 2014, 01:36:34 PM »
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This thread is really gay
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Re: Something Sensitive presents: How to Ungoon Yourself, 2014 edition
« Reply #66 on: January 14, 2014, 06:56:20 PM »
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This thread is really gay

Maybe you should try some LSD

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Re: Something Sensitive presents: How to Ungoon Yourself, 2014 edition
« Reply #67 on: January 14, 2014, 07:39:43 PM »
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For the lazy goon


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Re: Something Sensitive presents: How to Ungoon Yourself, 2014 edition
« Reply #68 on: January 14, 2014, 09:09:19 PM »
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This thread is really gay

Maybe you should try some LSD
Only decent advice in the whole thread
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Re: Something Sensitive presents: How to Ungoon Yourself, 2014 edition
« Reply #69 on: January 14, 2014, 09:10:09 PM »
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This thread is really gay

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Re: Something Sensitive presents: How to Ungoon Yourself, 2014 edition
« Reply #70 on: January 15, 2014, 01:00:20 AM »
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Trots posted that bigass helpful chart, but unfortunately the bit about turkey is at the top so I guarantee most goons just made a sandwich.

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Re: Something Sensitive presents: How to Ungoon Yourself, 2014 edition
« Reply #71 on: January 15, 2014, 08:44:08 AM »
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Pfft. That's what you do when you start any activity.

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Re: Something Sensitive presents: How to Ungoon Yourself, 2014 edition
« Reply #72 on: January 15, 2014, 01:20:34 PM »
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For 90% of you, medication should be a bridge while you learn better coping skills and re-organise your life. 

If you're using therapy to vent about how terrible your life is and not doing the "homework" your therapist has given you, then you're choosing to maintain the status quo.  DO the work instead of deciding in advance that "it won't help". 

I think it's more like 90% work, 10% medication.

How many people do you know that are like "I used to be a big mess until I found the right combination of meds and now I'm right as rain!"

I think the answer is zero for most people.

Happiness is work and most goons just aren't willing to do that.

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Re: Something Sensitive presents: How to Ungoon Yourself, 2014 edition
« Reply #73 on: January 18, 2014, 01:32:29 PM »
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someone posted the thread in GBS http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3603348

let's see the goon reactions to it:

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your argument that physical activity is a better us of one's time than video games falls apart when one considers that the benefits of exercise go away pretty soon after you stop
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Physical activity: wanking
Hobby: Wanking

Thanks OP, I think Im all sorted out now.
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So you're working out and getting buff so you are strong to do what?

"Getting women" as if they are objects to do what? Fuck them and forget about it? Some life. "Getting women" improves your social status amongst those who hi-five people for being "playa"s. Who gives a damn about being more social amongst those vapid wastes of food and employment?

Video games are a great way to have fun, and enjoy things that are availible to you in life. Not only this, but the making of a game is an art form - by playing through, say, an RPG, you are treated to a grand story that is just overwhelmingly more fufilling than going out, fucking some chick, hi-fiving yourself and calling it a night.
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its almost like it doesnt really matter what you do with your short time on this gay earth



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Re: Something Sensitive presents: How to Ungoon Yourself, 2014 edition
« Reply #74 on: January 18, 2014, 02:53:00 PM »
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someone posted the thread in GBS http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3603348

let's see the goon reactions to it:

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your argument that physical activity is a better us of one's time than video games falls apart when one considers that the benefits of exercise go away pretty soon after you stop
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Physical activity: wanking
Hobby: Wanking

Thanks OP, I think Im all sorted out now.
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So you're working out and getting buff so you are strong to do what?

"Getting women" as if they are objects to do what? Fuck them and forget about it? Some life. "Getting women" improves your social status amongst those who hi-five people for being "playa"s. Who gives a damn about being more social amongst those vapid wastes of food and employment?

Video games are a great way to have fun, and enjoy things that are availible to you in life. Not only this, but the making of a game is an art form - by playing through, say, an RPG, you are treated to a grand story that is just overwhelmingly more fufilling than going out, fucking some chick, hi-fiving yourself and calling it a night.
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its almost like it doesnt really matter what you do with your short time on this gay earth

Lol. Someone needs to revive that virgoon thread.