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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17025 on: October 12, 2017, 03:18:11 AM »
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It doesn't take an 888 and lines to say the dumb faggot looks like a mantis
That nigga looks like a turtle

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17026 on: October 12, 2017, 03:49:43 AM »
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It looks like a bunch of things fuck it's ugly we agree on that right?

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17027 on: October 12, 2017, 05:37:35 AM »
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interesting side note, some psy's in some people can deactivate your facial recognition abilities. i can't even really explain it properly without explaining from the ground up how facial recognition works (888) but if you're interested in that DM me.
I already know all about that stuff, I have prosopagnosia. Not super severe, and I can recognize friends and stuff (unless I don't see them for awhile and they change their hairstyle or facial hair), but watching movies is a bitch if there's more than a couple major characters. I'm great at recognizing voices though, I guess my brain compensated lol

I watched all of the new Blade Runner the other day and had no idea Ryan "the goose" Goosling was in it until I heard some people talking about it afterward (I rarely watch movies with him). I did recognize Harrison Ford cause of his voice though.
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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17028 on: October 12, 2017, 08:16:24 AM »
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welp. it was pretty cool to experience for a couple hours at a time, especially with the juxtaposition of having normal facial recognition abilities to compare it to. faces look pretty weird when they aren't being processed through a normal human brain.

i feel you on the actors though, but that's because i just don't give enough of a shit to remember their names or follow celebrities   :smug:

also briwu is definitely a turtle looking faggot

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17029 on: October 12, 2017, 10:00:26 AM »
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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17030 on: October 13, 2017, 12:28:25 AM »
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not gonna lie the cure autogynephilia is still my top guilty pleasure to this day

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17031 on: October 14, 2017, 04:08:57 PM »
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DppKZAJDrDQ" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DppKZAJDrDQ</a>

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17032 on: October 14, 2017, 04:29:57 PM »
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DppKZAJDrDQ" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DppKZAJDrDQ</a>
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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17033 on: October 14, 2017, 05:14:18 PM »
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i love how they casually mention how much the troon smashed all the women on the court at the end of that clip, because it's 2 heads taller than the next tallest player.

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17034 on: October 14, 2017, 06:06:45 PM »
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Gotta say ol' Yertle is better looking than Wu for a turtle at least.  :geithner:

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17035 on: October 15, 2017, 06:10:43 PM »
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It won't be long until the WNBA and other women's leagues are 99% troons.

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17036 on: October 15, 2017, 07:24:53 PM »
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This just in from SAs newest troon:



 :tom: The jokes just write themselves. Now, I'm just taking a shot in the dark here, but I have a hunch that maybe we're not getting the full story. And that maybe "difficult case" is a poor choice of words, and a more apt description would be "trying to talk to a brick wall in an ill fitting push up bra", and "my therapist gave up on me" would be better phrased as "My therapist explained to me that therapy only works if you're willing to listen to the therapist and use their guidance to put hard work into improving your inner self, and that they couldn't work with someone who responded to every piece of their advice, ie limit your internet time and do more things outside, get a hobby, read a book with "no, I think the problem is that my crotch sweat doesn't smell feminine enough, that's what I really need to work on."

This though is what turned it from funny to slightly upsetting for me:


Hmm...where have I heard those words before? Oh yeah! It was when I was in the church of Scientology and they told me that therapy and medication was for the birds and all I needed was to buy more Scientology. Good thing when I was a bored 19 year old who wanted to be special it was before the advent of troon mania. Scientology left me out 200 bucks, as opposed to out a pair of tits. And I don't know if you've ever seen pictures of FTM top surgery (Wow, I'm sure you have), but it leaves you looking like you have an Indian burial ground in the middle of your chest.

And just to 'ave a giggle, lets look at Fa Bra's profile:





Clearly, a Nonbinary Nigger (usernames.txt) who turned troon because he wanted to be Alicia Keys and prefers Owl/Owlself pronouns is a font of sagely wisdom and you should take his medical advice.


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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17037 on: October 15, 2017, 07:30:30 PM »
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Mandy take my advice from the lowtax thread before you die

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17038 on: October 15, 2017, 07:54:40 PM »
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Mandy take my advice from the lowtax thread before you die

What advice? And technically we're all dying.

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17039 on: October 15, 2017, 10:32:41 PM »
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Well gee golly you just might find it in the lowtax thread.

Also lol if you haven't discovered the secrets of immortality just lol

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17040 on: October 17, 2017, 12:03:26 AM »
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I subscribe to the immortality newsletter it's pretty good. however its the Scientologists who figured it out.

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17041 on: October 17, 2017, 06:49:31 PM »
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DppKZAJDrDQ" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DppKZAJDrDQ</a>

I could tell this nigga was a 50 something man from the back, "ponytail" and all.

The weathered, sinewy bones.  Tired jaw from decades of (male) communication and expression.  The dick... I mean, shit, beAUTIFUL AND WOMANLY EXTENDO CLIT

I know about Agent Orange, but what the fuck did we drop on Iraq in 91' to make this nigga wanna dunk on some girls his daughter's age??

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17042 on: October 18, 2017, 08:43:09 AM »
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I know about Agent Orange, but what the fuck did we drop on Iraq in 91' to make this nigga wanna dunk on some girls his daughter's age??

Wasn't there something with uranium depleted munitions in the Gulf War?

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17043 on: October 20, 2017, 12:18:45 PM »
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Transgender Charged With Raping 10-Year-Old Girl In Bathroom

The trial for a Wyoming transsexual accused of raping a 10-year-old girl in a bathroom began on Monday, reports the Billings Gazette.

Miguel Martinez, a biological male who identifies as a woman and goes by the name Michelle, allegedly "invited" the 10-year-old into a bathroom on March 23, where he proceeded to grope her breasts and genitals and penetrate her.


After the alleged assault, the victim reportedly told police officials that “it hurt inside” before breaking down in tears.

As noted by the Gazette, "Nurses at the Wyoming Medical Center completed a sexual assault exam and found redness and abrasions on the girl's genitalia."

According to court documents, Martinez was found "extremely intoxicated" by police and accused the 10-year-old of "talking crap" and making up accusations as a "publicity stunt." The Casper Star Tribune reports:


    Police officers found Martinez passed out on a couch in a home in Evansville. Martinez was extremely intoxicated and hard to wake up, according to the documents. Officers drove Martinez to the Casper Police Department for an interview.

    Martinez became “noticeably hostile and defensive” when a detective began asking about the girl’s allegations. Martinez said that the girl had been “talking crap” earlier that day and denied being a child molester. Martinez said the accusations were a “publicity stunt” before refusing to speak further with the detective.

The perp was reportedly a "family friend."

Martinez was charged with one count each of first-degree and second-degree sexual abuse of a minor and faces up to 70 years in the slammer. He's entered a plea of not guilty.



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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17044 on: October 23, 2017, 02:25:12 PM »
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p. sure I found wow's reddit account for posting tranny fantasies:

https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/785bkv/i_just_had_a_new_sexual_experience_and_its_got_me/

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So I matched with a girl on tinder earlier today. One thing led to another and I ended up going to get her and bringing her to my apartment.

At first we just chilled, smoked, and talked. She was saying how she liked me and was into me, but that she didn't want to hook up.

I was a little annoyed but whatever because she was cool and I was liking her too. So maybe this would be a situation where you end up dating somebody off tinder. Who knows. So we talk and talk and end up getting closer and closer together.

So eventually we ended up making out but she was like "I just want to kiss and cuddle I don't want to hook up."

Again, that's fine.

So at this point were going between making out and watching movies. And we were in my living room on the couch. So I was like let's go to my bedroom. Again she was like she didn't want to hook up. And I told her I just wanted to go there because it's way more comfortable.

And it is. Like my couch is stiff af.

So she said we wouldn't do anything more than making out and cuddling. This is fine by me because I'm starting to like her and I think she feeling the same way about me.

So we go in there and after a while she starts touching my crotch and stroking me through my pants. So at this point I'm remembering she said she didn't want to hook up and this level of teasing is too much. So I was like I thought you said you didn't want to hook up.

She says I don't I just want to give you head. I'm never gone turn that down so then she went down on me. After a while I told her I'm about to cum and she stops.

So I'm just kinda sitting there like...what's wrong?

And she legit looks upset about something and then asks me to take her back to her apartment. I'm confused but whatever. I take her back to her apartment and before she gets out she kisses me.

So I'm getting all these mixed signals like wtf is going on with her?

Whatever. I'm just gonna go home jack off and call it a day. So as I'm driving away I get a text that literally just says "I'm transgender".

So my dumbass just sends back "Hi Transgender, I'm Ben."

But she thought that was hilarious and then went into saying how she didn't want to tell me in my apartment because of how some people would react.

So I just was texting her back and forth saying how I'd never done anything with a transgender person but I was liking her. I mean I was making out with you before and I liked it so I guess I dont care.

So after I told her that she said in that case can you come get me again? So I went and got her and when we got back to my apartment we basically just started making out and getting naked like instantly.

So we're stripping down and making out and everything and she goes "I understand if you don't want to do anything with my dick. It's cool."

So in my head I'm like breathing a sigh of relief because I didn't know how I was going to handle that.

But then shit went on. And I was like so into her and the sex was soooooo good that eventually she was going down on me and stroking herself and I just couldn't take my eyes off her dick.

She saw me and asked me what I was looking at and then I basically sucked her dick.

So the rest of what happened doesn't matter but basically she's sleeping next to me right now and I'm sitting here tripping because I just sucked a dick. I got turned on by a dick. And I know this is a girl and all hut still. I can't shake the thought that I had a dick in my mouth.

So I'm just confused right now and I would appreciate any of yall weighing in.

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17045 on: October 23, 2017, 06:54:39 PM »
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I can't shake the thought that I had a dick in my mouth.

So I'm just confused right now and I would appreciate any of yall weighing in.

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Shit. I guess this has helped me realize my privilege even more. So that's some good come out of it.
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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17046 on: October 23, 2017, 08:16:16 PM »
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She saw me and asked me what I was looking at and then I basically sucked her dick.

i would cringe myself out of there so fast you'd find me in orbit

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So the rest of what happened doesn't matter but basically she's sleeping next to me right now and I'm sitting here tripping because I just sucked a dick. I got turned on by a dick. And I know this is a girl and all hut still. I can't shake the thought that I had a dick in my mouth.

nigga gay as hell holy shit

"i got turned on by a dick"

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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17047 on: October 23, 2017, 09:05:51 PM »
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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17048 on: October 23, 2017, 10:24:16 PM »
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Re: The Wow Thread
« Reply #17049 on: October 24, 2017, 12:59:18 AM »
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She saw me and asked me what I was looking at and then I basically sucked her dick.

So the rest of what happened doesn't matter but basically she's sleeping next to me right now and I'm sitting here tripping because I just sucked a dick. I got turned on by a dick. And I know this is a girl and all hut still. I can't shake the thought that I had a dick in my mouth.

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