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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1750 on: September 03, 2017, 09:23:38 AM »
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It's shopped. The real post is even dumber - these two men wrote an all-girls version of Lord of the Flies.
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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1751 on: September 03, 2017, 09:38:24 AM »
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Quite problematic. It would have to imply that a bunch of superior females constructing a society on a desert island would fall into chaos and anarchy. Maybe they're going to subvert the entire thing and have the girls construct a utopia that is thrown into chaos by the arrival of their "rescue", the evil military white males they had managed to escape.
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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1752 on: September 03, 2017, 02:05:14 PM »
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Quite problematic. It would have to imply that a bunch of superior females constructing a society on a desert island would fall into chaos and anarchy. Maybe they're going to subvert the entire thing and have the girls construct a utopia that is thrown into chaos by the arrival of their "rescue", the evil military white males they had managed to escape.

Someone needs to post a link to the article about that (possibly british?) reality show where the two teams started off divided along gender lines. The producers soon had to integrate the teams because the women's team was unable to build shelter, gather food, etc. You know, all the things required to keep a person alive. Female led utopia my ass.  :rolleyes:

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1753 on: September 03, 2017, 02:13:38 PM »
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqfAt7TshLw" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqfAt7TshLw</a>

Dutch apparently, but interesting stuff. I wouldn't trust anything edited for a reality TV show tbh, but the results did not surprise me. It agrees with my bias.

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1754 on: September 03, 2017, 03:17:26 PM »
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It's shopped. The real post is even dumber - these two men wrote an all-girls version of Lord of the Flies.
I hope it's a college lesbian porn.
We already have an all girls version of Lord of the Flies. It's called The View.
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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1755 on: September 04, 2017, 04:14:37 AM »
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This is even newer:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/active/11520089/Bear-Grylls-island-are-the-women-tougher-than-the-men.html

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Asked what surprised him most about the women’s island, the TV adventurer said: “I thought they’d get the community aspect of it really fast. I was surprised how long it took them to focus on shelter. They suffered because of it. They were teetering on the edge of survival for quite some time.

“What happened, though, was that by the time they realised the game of survival is hard and they had to get on with it, they were beaten up, dehydrated and starving...I think in many ways the women had a tougher time.”

In other words, water is wet and the sky is blue.
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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1756 on: September 09, 2017, 12:45:43 PM »
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At dawn I leave the hut. My woman is happy in her toil. When I return from my daily gathering, I am tired and hungry. There is no food or fire, because she has dragged out her ceremonial betrothal skins, and spent the day weeping because they do not fit. And somehow this is MY fault?! And now her family has come to comfort her. They have been with us since Nord has blown his icy breath. If her brother is not out of our hut by planting time, there will be a clubbing!

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1757 on: September 09, 2017, 01:00:28 PM »
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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1758 on: September 09, 2017, 05:12:03 PM »
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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1759 on: September 10, 2017, 03:25:36 PM »
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At dawn I leave the hut. My woman is happy in her toil. When I return from my daily gathering, I am tired and hungry. There is no food or fire, because she has dragged out her ceremonial betrothal skins, and spent the day weeping because they do not fit. And somehow this is MY fault?! And now her family has come to comfort her. They have been with us since Nord has blown his icy breath. If her brother is not out of our hut by planting time, there will be a clubbing!

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1760 on: September 11, 2017, 09:47:17 PM »
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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1762 on: September 27, 2017, 06:16:10 PM »
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What the fuck was this faggot thinking!?
At dawn I leave the hut. My woman is happy in her toil. When I return from my daily gathering, I am tired and hungry. There is no food or fire, because she has dragged out her ceremonial betrothal skins, and spent the day weeping because they do not fit. And somehow this is MY fault?! And now her family has come to comfort her. They have been with us since Nord has blown his icy breath. If her brother is not out of our hut by planting time, there will be a clubbing!

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1763 on: September 27, 2017, 06:17:44 PM »
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He thought he was going to get laid in a bouncy castle, obviously.

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1764 on: September 27, 2017, 07:51:14 PM »
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What the fuck was this faggot thinking!?
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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1765 on: September 28, 2017, 03:39:21 AM »
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He thought he was going to get laid in a bouncy castle, obviously.

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1766 on: September 28, 2017, 04:13:01 AM »
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LOL at any guy for whom the phrase "you said I could buy anything, right?" doesn't set alarm bells ringing off.
But I do often point out that I write both science fiction and fantasy. It’s just that the science fiction is usually titled ‘technical proposal’ and the fantasy is titled ‘budget proposal.’

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1767 on: September 28, 2017, 08:51:54 PM »
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What the fuck was this faggot thinking!?

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1768 on: September 30, 2017, 12:42:44 PM »
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At dawn I leave the hut. My woman is happy in her toil. When I return from my daily gathering, I am tired and hungry. There is no food or fire, because she has dragged out her ceremonial betrothal skins, and spent the day weeping because they do not fit. And somehow this is MY fault?! And now her family has come to comfort her. They have been with us since Nord has blown his icy breath. If her brother is not out of our hut by planting time, there will be a clubbing!

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1769 on: September 30, 2017, 01:09:53 PM »
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I would hope for the sake of mankind this guy is a serial killer on the hunt to replenish his blubber and skin leather stocks.

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1770 on: September 30, 2017, 03:38:25 PM »
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- super fat
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Again, where do I sign up?
But I do often point out that I write both science fiction and fantasy. It’s just that the science fiction is usually titled ‘technical proposal’ and the fantasy is titled ‘budget proposal.’

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1771 on: September 30, 2017, 05:29:50 PM »
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- super fat
- poly
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- pimple popper  :stonk:

Again, where do I sign up?

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1773 on: October 06, 2017, 07:15:24 AM »
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That's gay stuff right there.
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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #1774 on: October 06, 2017, 12:31:00 PM »
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