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Re: Dynamite Entertainment goes full shitlib pozzes up Vampirella & others
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2015, 10:34:29 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2015, 10:48:46 PM »
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Comics haven't been for kids for a long time.

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« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2015, 10:51:42 PM »
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Re: Dynamite Entertainment goes full shitlib pozzes up Vampirella & others
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2015, 10:52:30 PM »
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Being a grown up who cares about children's illustrated superhero stories or other gay shit for young children is the moral equivalent of bareback bathhouse sodomy.  Hope you have fun getting pozzed.

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« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2015, 11:10:35 PM »
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Being a grown up who cares about children's illustrated superhero stories or other gay shit for young children is the moral equivalent of bareback bathhouse sodomy.  Hope you have fun getting pozzed.

Said it before, I'm just pissed kids today can't enjoy comics the way I did when I was 8-12.  Pissed that manboys and SJWs have to shit up kid stuff.  At least pick on appropriate media, for fuck's sake.

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Re: Dynamite Entertainment goes full shitlib pozzes up Vampirella & others
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2015, 11:14:07 PM »
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They recently did a Batman comic where he confronted police brutality against black people specifically (you know because Gotham isn't known for horrific levels of corruption in the police department against everyone in the city but yeah let's just focus on black people).  Yeah it was every bit as bad as you're thinking.  Batman is easily the most conservative guy in the DCU. 

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Re: Dynamite Entertainment goes full shitlib pozzes up Vampirella & others
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2015, 11:29:17 PM »
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They recently did a Batman comic where he confronted police brutality against black people specifically (you know because Gotham isn't known for horrific levels of corruption in the police department against everyone in the city but yeah let's just focus on black people).  Yeah it was every bit as bad as you're thinking.  Batman is easily the most conservative guy in the DCU.

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Re: Dynamite Entertainment goes full shitlib pozzes up Vampirella & others
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2015, 12:16:59 AM »
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Being a grown up who cares about children's illustrated superhero stories or other gay shit for young children is the moral equivalent of bareback bathhouse sodomy.  Hope you have fun getting pozzed.

Said it before, I'm just pissed kids today can't enjoy comics the way I did when I was 8-12.  Pissed that manboys and SJWs have to shit up kid stuff.  At least pick on appropriate media, for fuck's sake.

My kids love comics.  They read Asterix, Tintin, superhero stuff, Lil Lulu and old Disney comics, we even have a comic book bible which is not bad.  None of it is particularly gay (or it's as non-gay as muscley guys wresting in colorful bodysuits can be), and a lot of it is charming, but I don't buy new comics off the comic book rack, mostly because I haven't seen one of those since I was a kid.  I was never really into comics as a kid (I was a huge nerd, just not about comics), but they are a good bridge between picture books and chapter books, and I assume the market for comics that parents buy their kids is many, many times larger than the market for Gay Superman vs. Dr. Microaggression aimed at obese shuffling weirdos who aren't allowed within 50 feet of a school.

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Re: Dynamite Entertainment goes full shitlib pozzes up Vampirella & others
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2015, 12:35:00 AM »
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My kids love comics.  They read Asterix, Tintin, superhero stuff, Lil Lulu and old Disney comics, we even have a comic book bible which is not bad.  None of it is particularly gay (or it's as non-gay as muscley guys wresting in colorful bodysuits can be), and a lot of it is charming, but I don't buy new comics off the comic book rack, mostly because I haven't seen one of those since I was a kid.  I was never really into comics as a kid (I was a huge nerd, just not about comics), but they are a good bridge between picture books and chapter books, and I assume the market for comics that parents buy their kids is many, many times larger than the market for Gay Superman vs. Dr. Microaggression aimed at obese shuffling weirdos who aren't allowed within 50 feet of a school.

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Re: Dynamite Entertainment goes full shitlib pozzes up Vampirella & others
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2015, 01:15:06 AM »
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Goddammit beaten to the "Praise Tintin" post. I've said it before, but Herge was great and gave no two fucks about political correctness.  :reagan:

Comics are such blatant liberal propaganda at this point that I really don't think I would want my kid reading them.

The obvious solution is to just have them read french comics.



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Re: Dynamite Entertainment goes full shitlib pozzes up Vampirella & others
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2015, 01:18:41 AM »
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Are super hero comics still a thing? Most people I know didn't have a clue what the hell Iron Man was until the movies exploded.
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Re: Dynamite Entertainment goes full shitlib pozzes up Vampirella & others
« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2015, 01:34:47 AM »
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Oh no, my big titty vampire waifu jack off comics.

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« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2015, 01:36:52 AM »
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Also get marvels lawyers on the phone new vampirella has the Jean Grey Phoenix logo on her back for no good reason.

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« Reply #15 on: October 08, 2015, 01:54:44 AM »
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Are super hero comics still a thing? Most people I know didn't have a clue what the hell Iron Man was until the movies exploded.
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Re: Dynamite Entertainment goes full shitlib pozzes up Vampirella & others
« Reply #16 on: October 08, 2015, 02:00:12 AM »
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I've never actually read a real comic book.  I begged my mother for some when I was like 11 or 12 and all my friends were reading X-Men and shit.  My mom came home with a box full of Donald Duck and Archie  :facepalm:

Anyways, I know a fair amount about them now from staying at friends houses back in the day, and obviously I watch the modern comic movies.  I have no idea what Vamparella is about honestly, but I isn't her slutty as fuck costume part of the character?  Isn't she like a vampire or something?  Isnt their super power "the ability to sexually seduce humans of the opposite sex?"  Isn't that kinda the entire point of vampires?  Isn't this why Twilight has 100 million fans? 

I WANT TO FUCK A VAMPIRE!  I DEMAND VAMPIRE STORIES WHERE THEY SEXUALLY SEDUCE ME! 
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Isn't that the entire fucking point?  Shouldn't the female vampire mimic the male ones in every way?


And really, is her costume any worse than fucking Conan the Barbarian?



I mean the fucking guy is wearing a banana hammock in every single issue.  WHO GIVES A FUCK????

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Re: Dynamite Entertainment goes full shitlib pozzes up Vampirella & others
« Reply #17 on: October 08, 2015, 02:43:33 AM »
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Being a grown up who cares about children's illustrated superhero stories or other gay shit for young children is the moral equivalent of bareback bathhouse sodomy.  Hope you have fun getting pozzed.
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« Reply #18 on: October 08, 2015, 03:27:28 AM »
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It's interesting to see this weird dichotomy of liberalism and LGBT rights mashed up with good old Christian puritanism with SJW comics.  They'd have a meltdown over good old Robert Crumb's comics:

http://40.media.tumblr.com/8e526b9ce8c461485e546ed005ec3ca8/tumblr_mkvivvOOBa1s9v01jo1_1280.png (not sfw)
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/2d/7e/49/2d7e4996fbe7f29a9c8b78620710193a.jpg (also nsfw)


Also European comics are the shit. 


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« Reply #19 on: October 08, 2015, 04:41:54 AM »
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Are super hero comics still a thing? Most people I know didn't have a clue what the hell Iron Man was until the movies exploded.

That's sad.  When I was a kid there were super-hero cartoon series on TV.  I still remember the theme songs to Captain America, Spiderman, Thor, The Hulk, and Iron Man decades later.

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« Reply #20 on: October 08, 2015, 05:16:24 AM »
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Re: Dynamite Entertainment goes full shitlib pozzes up Vampirella & others
« Reply #21 on: October 08, 2015, 06:15:12 AM »
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I mean the fucking guy is wearing a banana hammock in every single issue.  WHO GIVES A FUCK????

Franzetta loved drawing everybody sexy and naked.  That was his whole fucking style.




As for the change.. is it really surprising?  Goony online feminists are the guys still masturbating to Vampirella comics, but now the object of their lust is not the sexy half-nude woman, but the squirrely and fully clothed action fuck buddy wrapped in a veneer of feminism. 

In other words, they basically went from jerking it Pam Anderson in Playboy to jerking it to Pam Anderson in Home Improvement, and call it progress.

 

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Re: Dynamite Entertainment goes full shitlib pozzes up Vampirella & others
« Reply #22 on: October 08, 2015, 06:23:26 AM »
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It's interesting to see this weird dichotomy of liberalism and LGBT rights mashed up with good old Christian puritanism with SJW comics.  They'd have a meltdown over good old Robert Crumb's comics:

http://40.media.tumblr.com/8e526b9ce8c461485e546ed005ec3ca8/tumblr_mkvivvOOBa1s9v01jo1_1280.png (not sfw)
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/2d/7e/49/2d7e4996fbe7f29a9c8b78620710193a.jpg (also nsfw)


Also European comics are the shit.

A guy wrote an article for The Guardian or some other super left wing newspaper basically saying "minimalist hipster comics suck, I miss when 'indie comics' meant fun stuff like R. Crumb's work" and the twitter cartoonist crowd went fucking crazy over it admitting how much they hate any art that's not nonthreatening SWPL ukulele bullshit.

Franzetta was also a great artist and the polar opposite of hipster comic art, completely unironic "here's what I think kicks ass >:'D" stuff with lots of technical skill.
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« Reply #23 on: October 08, 2015, 03:01:48 PM »
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« Reply #24 on: October 08, 2015, 03:12:38 PM »
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