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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5950 on: October 11, 2017, 04:13:57 PM »
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Ron Jeremy is gonna smell like pussy. This guy... I'm not so sure.

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5951 on: October 11, 2017, 07:50:06 PM »
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Katamari Democracy- The womanless nerd standing awkwardly away from others on the far left-



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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5952 on: October 11, 2017, 09:53:30 PM »
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Lol his shirt says TRIBE. No kidding! Also check the troon and the creepy uncle grandpa.

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5953 on: October 11, 2017, 10:49:40 PM »
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I'd love too see an anime roll call on that image.  Even a megatards/supertards treatment.

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5954 on: October 11, 2017, 11:14:04 PM »
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TLO Roll Call was the most ingenious comedy song ever written.
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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5955 on: October 12, 2017, 12:05:54 AM »
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Katamari Democracy- The womanless nerd standing awkwardly away from others on the far left-




I'm at least 99% sure that thing in the leopard top is not a woman.

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5956 on: October 12, 2017, 12:58:51 AM »
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TLO Roll Call was the most ingenious comedy song ever written.

Hahah hell yes. Haven't listened this lately. Time to fix that:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5y3NQi_RAY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5y3NQi_RAY</a>

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5957 on: October 13, 2017, 09:02:19 AM »
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its one of those songs that are so good i cant even pick a favorite line

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5958 on: October 13, 2017, 10:23:33 AM »
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The last verse is the weakest but it's still miles above anything that's been on SNL in the past 5 years.

But yea, it's hard to pick a favorite. Maybe the line about the torture rack.
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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5959 on: October 13, 2017, 03:51:42 PM »
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The saddest thing is that when this dropped, I didn't know what half the anime terms they namecheck were.


Now, thanks to the continued pozzing of America, I know them all.

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5960 on: October 13, 2017, 04:50:37 PM »
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The Canadian (ex)goons who were triggered enough to write Richard a letter about the Trump stupid newbie avatar are Youtube Let's Players by the name of GreatWhiteNorth.  Let's have a look...

Here are their avatars:

I'm sure those are good representations of them and they're not at all hiding the fact that they're morbidly obese vidja gamers.

Page after page of video game videos and, finally!  A cooking video.  At 1:29 you can see her just stab at a bowl of mush.
https://youtu.be/pTN24R7_Aqo?t=1m29s

4:49 - Struggles to lift a tray holding six sandwiches.
5:08 - Admits they don't know how to use an oven.
6:02 - We're back with another camera person and she stays out of frame as much as possible.
6:55 - Cut to a couch that's utterly filled with flesh. 


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3Vudi0na3E
I hope the thumbnail remains because here are the ingredients: Wonderbread, mayo, velveeta, yellow mustard, relish, 'a pound of fucking ham'.
3:20 - runs out of breath just describing the ingredients
Another shot of them eating off the couch in pajamas. 

It's all circumstantial but I'm willing to go out on a limb and say that those avatars might be off by a couple of hundred pounds each.




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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5961 on: October 13, 2017, 04:56:12 PM »
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Yea, those two are fucking huge, 300+ each easily.

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5962 on: October 13, 2017, 05:11:28 PM »
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when u so fat it adds a filter to ur voice

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5963 on: October 13, 2017, 08:24:51 PM »
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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5964 on: October 13, 2017, 08:45:36 PM »
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the diet coke is all the confirmation you need

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5965 on: October 13, 2017, 10:21:07 PM »
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The Canadian (ex)goons who were triggered enough to write Richard a letter about the Trump stupid newbie avatar are Youtube Let's Players by the name of GreatWhiteNorth.  Let's have a look...

Here are their avatars:

For reference, here is the new avatar next to folks who didn't bother to pay Dear Richard for the honor of having an avatar in 2017:






Remember - once you establish a business model, don't ever EVER change it. What worked 17 years ago is guaranteed to work today!  :downs:

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5966 on: October 13, 2017, 10:45:17 PM »
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That should be this forums' default.
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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5967 on: October 13, 2017, 10:52:31 PM »
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Tee hee hee youtube is throwing diabetes ads on that vid.

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5968 on: October 13, 2017, 11:48:24 PM »
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All you have to do to not have that trump noob avatar is type in text in a box but thatís none of my business

I mean itís stupid to charge like real money for avatars and custom titles but the stupid noob av is easily avoided

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5969 on: October 14, 2017, 04:46:10 AM »
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There wasn't a field for a custom title when I registered a couple years ago

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5970 on: October 14, 2017, 06:32:20 AM »
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i watched about 2 seconds of that and you can tell the woman's 300+ from the ratio of finger to fingernail.

possibly heavier, it takes a lot to get fat deposits like that in your fingertips.

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5971 on: October 14, 2017, 06:53:38 AM »
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All you have to do to not have that trump noob avatar is type in text in a box but thatís none of my business

now low t is gonna ban people who found out this exploit because he is too lazy to fix this himself

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5972 on: October 14, 2017, 10:29:58 AM »
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Listen to how labored the breathing is during the silence in between bragging about MAYO and POUND OF FUCKIN HAM

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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5973 on: October 14, 2017, 01:34:54 PM »
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found her other cooking vid

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA</a>


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Re: Look At These Fucking Goons
« Reply #5974 on: October 14, 2017, 06:04:54 PM »
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I hope the thumbnail remains because here are the ingredients: Wonderbread, mayo, velveeta, yellow mustard, relish, 'a pound of fucking ham'.

:facepalm:

For the same amount of $$$$ you could have purchased a box of pasta, ground beef and a container of pecorino romano (from Wal-Mart) and made a beef rigatoni meal that could feed four people.