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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #50 on: November 08, 2016, 01:30:15 PM »
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The tears in the morning will be incredible; either from NeverTrump Clinton lovers, or you faggots here. I win regardless.


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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #51 on: November 08, 2016, 01:33:00 PM »
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Proudly voted.

Saw two black people out of all the staff and a line of a hundred at a small one machine voting place. In Maryland, mind you. I really hope Hillary's entire battle plan wasn't based on Obama's turnouts...

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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #52 on: November 08, 2016, 01:38:09 PM »
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The tears in the morning will be incredible; either from NeverTrump Clinton lovers, or you faggots here. I win regardless.
theres bound to be a few giggles mate

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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #53 on: November 08, 2016, 01:44:35 PM »
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Proudly voted.

Saw two black people out of all the staff and a line of a hundred at a small one machine voting place. In Maryland, mind you. I really hope Hillary's entire battle plan wasn't based on Obama's turnouts...
I hope it was so it will end in failure for her.
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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #54 on: November 08, 2016, 02:01:29 PM »
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It would be cool if Trump won.

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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #55 on: November 08, 2016, 02:02:29 PM »
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Proudly voted.

Ditto.  First time I voted for a Republican president since 2004.


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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #56 on: November 08, 2016, 02:07:09 PM »
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Proudly voted.

Ditto.  First time I voted for a Republican president since 2004.
This is my first time voting for a Republican president ever.

2004: Kerry
2008: Obama
2012: Johnson
2016: Trump

If Trump doesn't win I guess I gotta write in Ron Paul's Rotting Corpse in 2020.

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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #57 on: November 08, 2016, 02:25:08 PM »
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I JUST GOT BACK FROM VOTING, MAGA BABY

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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #58 on: November 08, 2016, 02:29:04 PM »
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The tears in the morning will be incredible; either from NeverTrump Clinton lovers, or you faggots here. I win regardless.

Sup fellow faggot

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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #59 on: November 08, 2016, 02:43:20 PM »
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Y'all niggas in :strug: post shit about the poll collapse on Clinton.

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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #60 on: November 08, 2016, 02:49:03 PM »
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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #61 on: November 08, 2016, 03:31:06 PM »
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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #62 on: November 08, 2016, 03:45:52 PM »
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Reposting this from Strug on behalf of Pussy Cancer, for posterity:




:trumpthumb:

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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #63 on: November 08, 2016, 05:50:50 PM »
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From Strug on behalf of Slacktivist:



 :nixon:
she has an weird expression (or face) and i'm just not into it at all :shrug:

i mean im not saying she's ugly or wouldn't bang, she's utterly forgettable to me and deffo not my type

edit: might as well clarify further before the chimpouts over mlady: yes yes shes like an 8 or a 9 or whatever no need to get the fedoras out but im sure she appreciates the white knighting

edit 2: wait wait seriously i just reread the page and is she really 15? i thought that he was joking at first but is he actually serious? because take that fucking picture down if it's the case you fucking weirdo what the fuck

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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #64 on: November 08, 2016, 05:54:00 PM »
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From Strug on behalf of Slacktivist:



 :nixon:

A sign that kek is doing his thing this election

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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #65 on: November 08, 2016, 06:01:23 PM »
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Holy fuck. Owned.

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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #66 on: November 08, 2016, 06:17:42 PM »
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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #67 on: November 08, 2016, 06:19:56 PM »
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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #68 on: November 08, 2016, 06:40:22 PM »
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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #69 on: November 08, 2016, 06:41:53 PM »
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From Strug on behalf of Slacktivist:



 :nixon:

curse of donald right? either that or one hell of a toxx clause

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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #70 on: November 08, 2016, 06:43:34 PM »
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From Strug on behalf of Slacktivist:



 :nixon:

PRAISE BE UNTO KEK!
imagine you are having a private convo with your friends and this weird retard just walks over grabs your wallet and takes ten bucks out while simultaneously putting a piece of tape on your mouth.


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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #71 on: November 08, 2016, 06:58:55 PM »
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Live auto-updates with fun little sprites from the Guardian: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/nov/08/us-election-2016-results-live-clinton-trump?view=map&type=presidential

Just ignore their "analysis" because it's gay af.

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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #72 on: November 08, 2016, 07:01:43 PM »
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Live auto-updates with fun little sprites from the Guardian: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/nov/08/us-election-2016-results-live-clinton-trump?view=map&type=presidential

Just ignore their "analysis" because it's gay af.





Looks ok to me  :nixon:

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Re: Election Day Megathread
« Reply #74 on: November 08, 2016, 07:03:57 PM »
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Voted MAGA. Currently watching :mel: in "The Patriot". Boozing commences at films end.

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At dawn I leave the hut. My woman is happy in her toil. When I return from my daily gathering, I am tired and hungry. There is no food or fire, because she has dragged out her ceremonial betrothal skins, and spent the day weeping because they do not fit. And somehow this is MY fault?! And now her family has come to comfort her. They have been with us since Nord has blown his icy breath. If her brother is not out of our hut by planting time, there will be a clubbing!