The Soyboy Collective

[Dental Grade Dildo]

"What does a police-free world look like?"

Full of faggot mouths, apparently.

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0]

LOL a "police free state"

Because "compassion: and "space" and validating feels will surely stop people from wanting to steal from and dominate others for personal wealth, comfort, and power.

Even under full communism there would  be criminals. It's human nature. Not to mention there are mentally ill psychos who want to kill because they get off on it. Social Justice, universal free healthcare, govt provided minimum income and compassion in the community isn't gonna stop Hannibal Lecter.

If they really want some Law of the Ghetto place where people "look out for each other" then pull the police out of they hoods and let them sort it out. I'm sure they can just get those drug dealers to talk ii out instead of having drive-bys that accidentally kill Lil Tyrone. 

[The Watcher]

[The Watcher]

[Rocket]

I have not seen that gaped mouth selfie thing. Is this really something men do a lot because it strikes me as very juvenile, but then most faggots are stuck in a prepubescent phase.

[LITERALLY A RAPIST]

Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining aren’t funny and will never be relevant or popular.

lol @ grandpa and the mexican wet blanket that has yet to make a funny post trying to dictate what is and isn't funny

[Handyman]

I have not seen that gaped mouth selfie thing. Is this really something men do a lot because it strikes me as very juvenile, but then most faggots are stuck in a prepubescent phase.

I hadn't identified that phenomenon specifically, but now that you mention it, yeah, there's something about nu-male facial expressions in selfies.  Either that mouth wide open gaping at the sky thing or some other wacky looking face that advertises a low social IQ. 

[Rocket]

Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining aren’t funny and will never be relevant or popular.

lol @ grandpa and the mexican wet blanket that has yet to make a funny post trying to dictate what is and isn't funny

You're absolutely right. And we look to you to set the standard. Perhaps you could refer us to some of your more humorous posts. I am certain we will all find your wit to be uproariously hilarious.

[blasting_asshole]

I have not seen that gaped mouth selfie thing. Is this really something men do a lot because it strikes me as very juvenile, but then most faggots are stuck in a prepubescent phase.

I hadn't identified that phenomenon specifically, but now that you mention it, yeah, there's something about nu-male facial expressions in selfies.  Either that mouth wide open gaping at the sky thing or some other wacky looking face that advertises a low social IQ.

They're doing what girls do. Trying to look funny, sexy or both, at the same time, along with also trying to look like they're satisfied with life.

They can't do what regular guys with fulfilling lives do, which is smile regularly as some girl takes your picture, at an event. As a result, they wind up with that beta goofball, tryhard picture worth 1 and a half words...
"plz respond."

[LITERALLY A RAPIST]

Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining aren’t funny and will never be relevant or popular.

lol @ grandpa and the mexican wet blanket that has yet to make a funny post trying to dictate what is and isn't funny

You're absolutely right. And we look to you to set the standard. Perhaps you could refer us to some of your more humorous posts. I am certain we will all find your wit to be uproariously hilarious.

That post where I called you a hick from a flyover state and said your parents looked like the models for American gothics was pretty well received, why not start there? It may not get as many belly laughs from you as a good Archie comic or Doonesbury but should provide a solid point of reference

[Rocket]

Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining aren’t funny and will never be relevant or popular.

lol @ grandpa and the mexican wet blanket that has yet to make a funny post trying to dictate what is and isn't funny

You're absolutely right. And we look to you to set the standard. Perhaps you could refer us to some of your more humorous posts. I am certain we will all find your wit to be uproariously hilarious.

That post where I called you a hick from a flyover state and said your parents looked like the models for American gothics was pretty well received, why not start there? It may not get as many belly laughs from you as a good Archie comic or Doonesbury but should provide a solid point of reference

Yes, oh god yes, that is some ground breaking comedy stylings. I just don't know if I can handle anything funnier than that.

[As a white male I]

I'd tell you two to get a room but Rocket's slapfighting with so many people here you might as well make it a gangbang at this point.

This was pretty funny and fitting:

http://www.buzzfash.com/2018/01/06/7-flavours-of-soyboy/

Having successfully attached himself to the judeo-rabid left, this soyboy is acutely aware that being a White male means his status as an “ally” is extremely precarious and prone to violent change at any moment. Having therefore adopted a look of abject terror, the soyboy signals fear, respect, and submission to his POC brethren.

[Procrustes]

Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining aren’t funny and will never be relevant or popular.

lol @ grandpa and the mexican wet blanket that has yet to make a funny post trying to dictate what is and isn't funny

Angry bugman thinks he’s the arbiter of what people can post lol kill you’re self

[David Hedgehogstein]

Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining aren’t funny and will never be relevant or popular.

lol @ grandpa and the mexican wet blanket that has yet to make a funny post trying to dictate what is and isn't funny

Angry bugman thinks he’s the arbiter of what people can post lol kill you’re self

[Rocket]

A lawn joke? He's not Gapo.

[As a white male I]

lol kill you’re self

English, learn it. Ay carumba!

[The Trumpriarch]

A lawn joke? He's not Gapo.

It's a landscaping joke. Because he's Mexican.

[Shakebox]

A lawn joke? He's not Gapo.

[LITERALLY A RAPIST]

Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining aren’t funny and will never be relevant or popular.

Angry bugman thinks he’s the arbiter of what people can post lol kill you’re self

Agreed. Please end your life immediately, bugman.

[Procrustes]

Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining aren’t funny and will never be relevant or popular.

lol @ grandpa and the mexican wet blanket that has yet to make a funny post trying to dictate what is and isn't funny

Angry bugman thinks he’s the arbiter of what people can post lol kill you’re self

You’re Noted Crimigrant Doublenigger Dave

[Rocket]

A lawn joke? He's not Gapo.

It's a landscaping joke. Because he's Mexican.

Yea that totally got past me and I was in no way fucking with Dave and picking on Gapo.

[Procrustes]

Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining aren’t funny and will never be relevant or popular.

Angry bugman thinks he’s the arbiter of what people can post lol kill you’re self

Agreed. Please end your life immediately, bugman.

What are you even talking about

[LITERALLY A RAPIST]

Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining aren’t funny and will never be relevant or popular.

Angry bugman thinks he’s the arbiter of what people can post lol kill you’re self

Agreed. Please end your life immediately, bugman.

What are you even talking about

sorry, i thought you spoke enough english to understand the phrase 'please end your life immediately'. here, let me to translate into your mother tongue via google's english-to-insectoid translator:

clik-clik-chirp-breeeEEEEEEETT

hope that helps, now skitter away back to your fat queen wife and the nest of larvae she squeezed out for you.

[Obese and Triggered]

Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining aren’t funny and will never be relevant or popular.

Angry bugman thinks he’s the arbiter of what people can post lol kill you’re self

Agreed. Please end your life immediately, bugman.

What are you even talking about

sorry, i thought you spoke enough english to understand the phrase 'please end your life immediately'. here, let me to translate into your mother tongue via google's english-to-insectoid translator:

clik-clik-chirp-breeeEEEEEEETT

"To be now are killing thyself?"  Dude, your insectoid is terrible.

[[L.N.E]Giblets]

Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining aren’t funny and will never be relevant or popular.

Angry bugman thinks he’s the arbiter of what people can post lol kill you’re self

Agreed. Please end your life immediately, bugman.

What are you even talking about

sorry, i thought you spoke enough english to understand the phrase 'please end your life immediately'. here, let me to translate into your mother tongue via google's english-to-insectoid translator:

clik-clik-chirp-breeeEEEEEEETT

hope that helps, now skitter away back to your fat queen wife and the nest of larvae she squeezed out for you.

I'm normally all for dunking on Proc but this made me cringe.