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Title: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Dem Wypipo on January 04, 2018, 10:37:36 PM
Post ur favorite soyboys.  I'll start off (courtesy of KF):

(https://i.imgur.com/ySASFrol.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/eZJFpl3l.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/zmdCkfTl.jpg)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Strugbox FBI Plant on January 04, 2018, 11:50:33 PM
Post ur favorite soyboys.  I'll start off (courtesy of KF):

[wil wheaton bragging about his xenoestrogen stack]

Nice of him to find some other topics to break up his constant crying about people not respecting wesley:

http://wilwheaton.net/2017/12/because-so-many-of-you-asked/

Quote from: Maximum Soyboy
In this particular custom set, though, Wesley is depicted as a crying child, and thatís not just disappointing to me, itís kind of insulting and demeaning to everyone who loved that character when they were kids. The creator of this set is saying that Wesley Crusher is a crybaby, and he doesnít deserve to stand shoulder to minifig shoulder with the rest of the crew. People who loved Wesley, who were inspired by him to pursue careers in science and engineering, who were thrilled when they were kids to see another kid driving a spaceship? Well, the character they loved was a crybaby so just suck it up I guess.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Virtue Signalman First Class on January 05, 2018, 02:49:06 AM
Posted this before but who cares:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTSvLKY7HEk
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on January 05, 2018, 03:13:54 AM
Somebody asked him about Crying Lego Wesley on twitter and he went off on an 888 about how Wesley inspired astronauts and shit, and how "SHUT UP WESLEY! scarred him for life.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: OOK OOK SCREE (D-IL) on January 05, 2018, 05:37:49 AM
Wil Wheaton is the greatest because he's an example of how someone can be a more of less household name and still be a huge loser faggot unable to get dates or form healthy relationships with normal people.  He's a great lesson in not selling your soul to get fame because if you're a fundamentally broken crybaby and espouse no virtues, you're still going to cultivate disrespect, so you should always prioritize personal development in being a man.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Dem Wypipo on January 05, 2018, 05:50:00 AM
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Virtue Signalman First Class on January 05, 2018, 05:59:33 AM

 :allears: Please tell me this is real.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: POST FRANK on January 05, 2018, 06:08:53 AM
Does anyone have the screen capture of some rando calling Wil Wheaton a racist on tumblr for calling a black dude a nigger on a star trek set?
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Emotional Support Hamster on January 05, 2018, 07:48:51 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/LTfaBuP.png)

Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on January 05, 2018, 11:58:19 AM
Does anyone have the screen capture of some rando calling Wil Wheaton a racist on tumblr for calling a black dude a nigger on a star trek set?

I haven't seen that one, but I like the one where he sincerely apologizes for culturally appropriating the term "spirit animal" after using it in a gay apology for something else.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: The Watcher on January 05, 2018, 12:10:26 PM
I've noticed that nu males always seem to take pictures with their mouths open.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Slacktivist on January 05, 2018, 12:21:14 PM
I remember posting about boys who can't raise their voice or present any presence years ago on this site and somehow it just keeps getting worse. It's almost as if they have such a profound lack of self confidence they can't even trust their own smile to be read.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on January 05, 2018, 12:59:27 PM
A friendly reminder that Wil Wheaton is 45 years old.   :stonk: :stonk: :stonk: :stonk: :stonk:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: InsideOutside on January 05, 2018, 02:03:45 PM
A friendly reminder that Wil Wheaton is 45 years old.   :stonk: :stonk: :stonk: :stonk: :stonk:

he never hit puberty #JustSoyThings
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: David Hedgehogstein on January 05, 2018, 02:57:39 PM

 :allears: Please tell me this is real.
It's real
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Affirmative Action Hero on January 05, 2018, 04:12:47 PM
So what is Wil Wheaton's claim to fame other than being eye candy for star trek pedos?
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Duwango on January 05, 2018, 06:59:25 PM
I've noticed that nu males always seem to take pictures with their mouths open.

(https://i.imgur.com/0Iq3Yb9.jpg)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: kosher nostra on January 05, 2018, 08:00:03 PM
Ome of my employees is one of these nu-male faggots. Married at the age of 25 to a fat chick who cheated on him, she said she just kissed someone but any guy with relationship experience knows that's a lie. The only reason I know this is because he told me this on the second day of his employment. He "doesn't like to drink unless it's sake." Total weeb too. I'm only a few years older than him but I feel like fucking clint Eastwood in gran torino every time he opens his mouth.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on January 05, 2018, 08:39:57 PM
There's something inherently un-bugman like in building a gaming rig fit for an Olympian God and joining the PC Master Race rather than being a Nintendo playing manchild in your 30's.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Nigtendo on January 05, 2018, 09:30:02 PM
There's something inherently un-bugman like in building a gaming rig fit for an Olympian God and joining the PC Master Race rather than being a Nintendo playing manchild in your 30's.

There's something inherently bugman like about feeling superior over others based on what they play video games on at any age
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: [L.N.E]Giblets on January 06, 2018, 09:03:33 AM
There's something inherently gay as fuck about calling people "bugman" like an angry nine year old.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Franzo on January 06, 2018, 10:09:23 AM
There's something inherently gay as fuck about calling people "bugman" like an angry nine year old.

Methinks the bugman doth protest too much.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on January 06, 2018, 10:20:27 AM
There's something inherently gay as fuck about calling people "bugman" like an angry nine year old.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on January 06, 2018, 10:20:56 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh7HYceVJ0o
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Slacktivist on January 06, 2018, 10:26:09 AM
Good propaganda is succinct and immediately calls an image to mind. Bugman hits the mark quite well, slightly alien yet terrestrial creatures, drones absent a romantic soul.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on January 06, 2018, 10:44:22 AM
Good propaganda is succinct and immediately calls an image to mind. Bugman hits the mark quite well, slightly alien yet terrestrial creatures, drones absent a romantic soul.
Good propaganda is clear and stands alone. No one knows what the fuck a bugman is. Well, people who have a job and do things in the real world, I mean. The 14 millenials on this site and the other faggots scattered to the far corners in the internet like a dick-sucking diaspora are not going to create a successful meme of this because it means nothing on its own. You say bugman at work (for those with a job) and your coworkers will think you are talking about the exterminator. Even having never heard the term "soy boy" before most people will pretty much get it right off the bat. That is good marketing. Bugman is just dumb. It's going to take far, far more work than it is worth to get that going.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: PUSSY CANCER on January 06, 2018, 11:05:14 AM
Good propaganda is succinct and immediately calls an image to mind. Bugman hits the mark quite well, slightly alien yet terrestrial creatures, drones absent a romantic soul.
Good propaganda is clear and stands alone. No one knows what the fuck a bugman is. Well, people who have a job and do things in the real world, I mean. The 14 millenials on this site and the other faggots scattered to the far corners in the internet like a dick-sucking diaspora are not going to create a successful meme of this because it means nothing on its own. You say bugman at work (for those with a job) and your coworkers will think you are talking about the exterminator. Even having never heard the term "soy boy" before most people will pretty much get it right off the bat. That is good marketing. Bugman is just dumb. It's going to take far, far more work than it is worth to get that going.

boomers gone wild!
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: level 69 memelord on January 06, 2018, 11:35:00 AM
I'm sitting in a parking lot at the airport eating a hotdog filled with cheese and listening to latin jazz
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: SooperPooper on January 06, 2018, 11:41:17 AM
Good propaganda is succinct and immediately calls an image to mind. Bugman hits the mark quite well, slightly alien yet terrestrial creatures, drones absent a romantic soul.
Good propaganda is clear and stands alone. No one knows what the fuck a bugman is. Well, people who have a job and do things in the real world, I mean. The 14 millenials on this site and the other faggots scattered to the far corners in the internet like a dick-sucking diaspora are not going to create a successful meme of this because it means nothing on its own. You say bugman at work (for those with a job) and your coworkers will think you are talking about the exterminator. Even having never heard the term "soy boy" before most people will pretty much get it right off the bat. That is good marketing. Bugman is just dumb. It's going to take far, far more work than it is worth to get that going.

Does this bug you, man? Bugman is funny, but soyboy is better
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on January 06, 2018, 11:48:04 AM
Good propaganda is succinct and immediately calls an image to mind. Bugman hits the mark quite well, slightly alien yet terrestrial creatures, drones absent a romantic soul.
Good propaganda is clear and stands alone. No one knows what the fuck a bugman is. Well, people who have a job and do things in the real world, I mean. The 14 millenials on this site and the other faggots scattered to the far corners in the internet like a dick-sucking diaspora are not going to create a successful meme of this because it means nothing on its own. You say bugman at work (for those with a job) and your coworkers will think you are talking about the exterminator. Even having never heard the term "soy boy" before most people will pretty much get it right off the bat. That is good marketing. Bugman is just dumb. It's going to take far, far more work than it is worth to get that going.

Rocket please just shut the fuck up.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on January 06, 2018, 11:52:18 AM
Good propaganda is succinct and immediately calls an image to mind. Bugman hits the mark quite well, slightly alien yet terrestrial creatures, drones absent a romantic soul.
Good propaganda is clear and stands alone. No one knows what the fuck a bugman is. Well, people who have a job and do things in the real world, I mean. The 14 millenials on this site and the other faggots scattered to the far corners in the internet like a dick-sucking diaspora are not going to create a successful meme of this because it means nothing on its own. You say bugman at work (for those with a job) and your coworkers will think you are talking about the exterminator. Even having never heard the term "soy boy" before most people will pretty much get it right off the bat. That is good marketing. Bugman is just dumb. It's going to take far, far more work than it is worth to get that going.

Rocket please just shut the fuck up.
Nah, but that is a well-reasoned rejoinder.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Nig Disliker on January 06, 2018, 12:03:50 PM
Good propaganda is succinct and immediately calls an image to mind. Bugman hits the mark quite well, slightly alien yet terrestrial creatures, drones absent a romantic soul.
Good propaganda is clear and stands alone. No one knows what the fuck a bugman is. Well, people who have a job and do things in the real world, I mean. The 14 millenials on this site and the other faggots scattered to the far corners in the internet like a dick-sucking diaspora are not going to create a successful meme of this because it means nothing on its own. You say bugman at work (for those with a job) and your coworkers will think you are talking about the exterminator. Even having never heard the term "soy boy" before most people will pretty much get it right off the bat. That is good marketing. Bugman is just dumb. It's going to take far, far more work than it is worth to get that going.

Rocket please just shut the fuck up.
Nah, but that is a well-reasoned rejoinder.

Heís right though
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on January 06, 2018, 12:05:04 PM
Good propaganda is succinct and immediately calls an image to mind. Bugman hits the mark quite well, slightly alien yet terrestrial creatures, drones absent a romantic soul.
Good propaganda is clear and stands alone. No one knows what the fuck a bugman is. Well, people who have a job and do things in the real world, I mean. The 14 millenials on this site and the other faggots scattered to the far corners in the internet like a dick-sucking diaspora are not going to create a successful meme of this because it means nothing on its own. You say bugman at work (for those with a job) and your coworkers will think you are talking about the exterminator. Even having never heard the term "soy boy" before most people will pretty much get it right off the bat. That is good marketing. Bugman is just dumb. It's going to take far, far more work than it is worth to get that going.

I think the problem is that the full term/insult is "small-souled bugman", and the people who use it are accustomed to it's meaning and use to the point that they've hacked it down to bugman rather than writing it out every time. But that makes it harder for it to spread. :shrug:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: The Watcher on January 06, 2018, 12:24:26 PM
I remember 1984 the protagonist referring to someone as a beatle man...
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Dem Wypipo on January 06, 2018, 12:34:27 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/9TEdtDa.gif)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Franzo on January 06, 2018, 12:36:37 PM
Bugmen in 1984:

Quote
He looked round the canteen again. Nearly everyone was ugly, and would still have been ugly even if dressed otherwise than in the uniform blue overalls. On the far side of the room, sitting at a table alone, a small, curiously beetle-like man was drinking a cup of coffee, his little eyes darting suspicious glances from side to side. How easy it was, thought Winston, if you did not look about you, to believe that the physical type set up by the Party as an ideal--tall muscular youths and deep-bosomed maidens, blond-haired, vital, sunburnt, carefree--existed and even predominated. Actually, so far as he could judge, the majority of people in Airstrip One were small, dark, and ill-favoured. It was curious how that beetle-like type proliferated in the Ministries: little dumpy men, growing stout very early in life, with short legs, swift scuttling movements, and fat inscrutable faces with very small eyes. It was the type that seemed to flourish best under the dominion of the Party.

Quote
The quacking voice from the next table, temporarily silenced during the Ministry's announcement, had started up again, as loud as ever. For some reason Winston suddenly found himself thinking of Mrs Parsons, with her wispy hair and the dust in the creases of her face. Within two years those children would be denouncing her to the Thought Police. Mrs Parsons would be vaporized. Syme would be vaporized. Winston would be vaporized. O'Brien would be vaporized. Parsons, on the other hand, would never be vaporized. The eyeless creature with the quacking voice would never be vaporized. The little beetle-like men who scuttle so nimbly through the labyrinthine corridors of Ministries they, too, would never be vaporized. And the girl with dark hair, the girl from the Fiction Department--she would never be vaporized either. It seemed to him that he knew instinctively who would survive and who would perish: though just what it was that made for survival, it was not easy to say.

Other quotes that could be associated with the the term bugman, courtesy of MCP.

Quote from: C.S. Lewis
It is not that they are bad men. They are not men at all. Stepping outside the Tao, they have stepped into the void. Nor are their subjects necessarily unhappy men. They are not men at all: they are artefacts. Man's final conquest has proved to be the abolition of Man.

Quote from: The Road to Wigan Pier
In addition to this there is the horrible ó the really disquieting ó prevalence of cranks wherever Socialists are gathered together. One sometimes gets the impression that the mere words ĎSocialismí and ĎCommunismí draw towards them with magnetic force every fruit-juice drinker, nudist, sandal-wearer, sex-maniac, Quaker, ĎNature Cureí quack, pacifist, and feminist in England. One day this summer I was riding through Letchworth when the bus stopped and two dreadful-looking old men got on to it. They were both about sixty, both very short, pink, and chubby, and both hatless. One of them was obscenely bald, the other had long grey hair bobbed in the Lloyd George style. They were dressed in pistachio-coloured shirts and khaki shorts into which their huge bottoms were crammed so tightly that you could study every dimple. Their appearance created a mild stir of horror on top of the bus. The man next to me, a commercial traveller I should say, glanced at me, at them, and back again at me, and murmured ĎSocialistsí, as who should say, ĎRed Indiansí. He was probably right ó the I.L.P. were holding their summer school at Letchworth.

But the point is that to him, as an ordinary man, a crank meant a Socialist and a Socialist meant a crank. Any Socialist, he probably felt, could be counted on to have something eccentric about him. And some such notion seems to exist even among Socialists themselves. For instance, I have here a prospectus from another summer school which states its terms per week and then asks me to say Ďwhether my diet is ordinary or vegetarianí. They take it for granted, you see, that it is necessary to ask this question. This kind of thing is by itself sufficient to alienate plenty of decent people. And their instinct is perfectly sound, for the food-crank is by definition a person willing to cut himself off from human society in hopes of adding five years on to the life of his carcase; that is, a person but of touch with common humanity.


Quote from: The Culture of Critique
This suggests the fascinating possibility that the key for a group intending to turn Europeans against themselves is to trigger their strong tendency toward altruistic punishment by convincing them of the evil of their own people. Because Europeans are individualists at heart, they readily rise up in moral anger against their own people once they are seen as free riders and therefore morally
blameworthyóa manifestation of their much stronger tendency toward altruistic punishment deriving from their evolutionary past as hunter gatherers. In making judgments of altruistic punishment, relative genetic distance is irrelevant. Freeriders are seen as strangers in a market situation; i.e., they have no familial or tribal connection with the altruistic punisher.

Thus the current altruistic punishment so characteristic of contemporary Western civilization: Once Europeans were convinced that their own people were morally bankrupt, any and all means of punishment should be used against their own people. Rather than see other Europeans as part of an encompassing ethnic and tribal community, fellow Europeans were seen as morally blameworthy and the appropriate target of altruistic punishment. For Westerners, morality is individualisticóviolations of communal norms by free-riders are punished by altruistic aggression.

On the other hand, group strategies deriving from collectivist cultures, such as the Jews, are immune to such a maneuver because kinship and group ties come first. Morality is particularisticówhatever is good for the group. There is no tradition of altruistic punishment because the evolutionary history of these groups centers around cooperation of close kin, not strangers (see below).

The best strategy for a collectivist group like the Jews for destroying Europeans therefore is to convince the Europeans of their own moral bankruptcy. A major theme of CofC is that this is exactly what Jewish intellectual movements have done. They have presented Judaism as morally superior to European civilization and European civilization as morally bankrupt and the proper target of altruistic punishment. The consequence is that once Europeans are convinced of their own moral depravity, they will destroy their own people in a fit of altruistic punishment. The general dismantling of the culture of the West and eventually its demise as anything resembling an ethnic entity will occur as a result of a moral onslaught triggering a paroxysm of altruistic punishment. And thus the intense effort among Jewish intellectuals to continue the ideology of the moral superiority of Judaism and its role as undeserving historical victim while at the same time continuing the onslaught on the moral legitimacy of the West.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on January 06, 2018, 01:02:03 PM
I'm sitting in a parking lot at the airport eating a hotdog filled with cheese and listening to latin jazz

Glad to hear you got your old job back!
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on January 06, 2018, 02:50:41 PM
Quote from: Franz Kafka
One morning, as Gregor Samsa was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in bed he had been changed into a monstrous verminous bug. He lay on his armour-hard back and saw, as he lifted his head up a little, his brown, arched abdomen divided up into rigid bow-like sections. From this height the blanket, just about ready to slide off completely, could hardly stay in place. His numerous legs, pitifully thin in comparison to the rest of his circumference, flickered helplessly before his eyes.

Quote from: William S. Burroughs
A cretinous albino Caid, product of a long line of re-cessive genes (tiny toothless mouth lined with black hairs, body of a huge crab, claws instead of arms, eyes projected on stalks) accumulated 20,000 I.R.s.

ďAs far as the eye can see, nothing but replicas,Ē he says, crawling around on his terrace and speaking in strange insect chirps. ďI donít have to skulk around like a nameless asshole growing replicas in my cesspool and sneaking them out disguised as plumbers and delivery menÖ.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: InsideOutside on January 06, 2018, 03:56:41 PM
Good propaganda is succinct and immediately calls an image to mind. Bugman hits the mark quite well, slightly alien yet terrestrial creatures, drones absent a romantic soul.
Good propaganda is clear and stands alone. No one knows what the fuck a bugman is. Well, people who have a job and do things in the real world, I mean. The 14 millenials on this site and the other faggots scattered to the far corners in the internet like a dick-sucking diaspora are not going to create a successful meme of this because it means nothing on its own. You say bugman at work (for those with a job) and your coworkers will think you are talking about the exterminator. Even having never heard the term "soy boy" before most people will pretty much get it right off the bat. That is good marketing. Bugman is just dumb. It's going to take far, far more work than it is worth to get that going.


(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/019/304/old.jpg)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: level 69 memelord on January 06, 2018, 04:20:01 PM
I'm sitting in a parking lot at the airport eating a hotdog filled with cheese and listening to latin jazz

Glad to hear you got your old job back!

i never lost it but thank you!
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Procrustes on January 06, 2018, 04:55:55 PM
Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining arenít funny and will never be relevant or popular.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: InsideOutside on January 06, 2018, 06:54:03 PM
Proc is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the taco and get a job IRL or maybe just move back to mexico bc because walls or deportations you have to spend time enforcing aren't ethical and will never be relevant or popular
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on January 06, 2018, 07:52:42 PM
InsideOutside is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but probably the solution is to pick up the revolver and eat a bullet IRL or maybe just move back to the facility bc because internet personas and infantile feuds you have to spend months obsessing over aren't healthy and will never be sane or popular
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Procrustes on January 06, 2018, 10:42:34 PM
Proc is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the taco and get a job IRL or maybe just move back to mexico bc because walls or deportations you have to spend time enforcing aren't ethical and will never be relevant or popular

You wanna take a swipe at me bc youíre buttblasted by rocket I guess thatís cool but this is some scrub-tier shitposting.

Step your game up faggot
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Muh Dick on January 06, 2018, 10:48:50 PM
(http://image.ibb.co/fX2kuw/Screen_Shot_2017_12_28_at_4_44_26_PM.png)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: InsideOutside on January 06, 2018, 10:54:58 PM
hey hey
ho ho
the mozambique technique has got to go
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on January 06, 2018, 11:01:06 PM
You're a fat, pasty dropout. Your disdain hurts my feelings so much.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Obese and Triggered on January 07, 2018, 01:20:09 AM
That's a fun little flyer - this is what a police free world would look like...

IF the world wasn't inhabited by humans. Basically, in fantasy-land all of that is possible.

Let's pretend we could reach a state where a police force is vestigial. Crime becomes so low as to not need specialists in enforcing laws. Seems to me you're going to need an extremely homogeneous population that values high-trust interactions and self-polices as part of their culture. Places like Sweden and Japan seemed to be pretty close to the worldview espoused in that pamphlet. Gosh, what changed in Sweden that hasn't happened in Japan?

Hmm, seems like diversity is our greatest obstacle to reaching that kind of world.   :adam:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: [HEAD NIGGER OF STRUG] anti-Semitic graphs on January 07, 2018, 03:16:44 AM
There's something inherently gay as fuck about calling people "bugman" like an angry nine year old.
Says bugman Lenny whose entire schtick is yelling at people like an angry albeit charmingly Scottish nine year old.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: As a white male I on January 07, 2018, 03:51:58 AM
Hmm, seems like diversity is our greatest obstacle to reaching that kind of world.   :adam:

Hmm maybe the word police in that pamphlet should be swapped for nigger.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on January 07, 2018, 04:53:05 AM
"What does a police-free world look like?"

Full of faggot mouths, apparently.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on January 07, 2018, 10:01:47 AM
LOL a "police free state"

Because "compassion: and "space" and validating feels will surely stop people from wanting to steal from and dominate others for personal wealth, comfort, and power.

Even under full communism there would  be criminals. It's human nature. Not to mention there are mentally ill psychos who want to kill because they get off on it. Social Justice, universal free healthcare, govt provided minimum income and compassion in the community isn't gonna stop Hannibal Lecter.

If they really want some Law of the Ghetto place where people "look out for each other" then pull the police out of they hoods and let them sort it out. I'm sure they can just get those drug dealers to talk ii out instead of having drive-bys that accidentally kill Lil Tyrone.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: The Watcher on January 07, 2018, 07:08:40 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/8vFTu1Y.png)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: The Watcher on January 11, 2018, 05:52:42 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/HpEeN84.jpg)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on January 12, 2018, 06:58:29 AM
I have not seen that gaped mouth selfie thing. Is this really something men do a lot because it strikes me as very juvenile, but then most faggots are stuck in a prepubescent phase.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on January 12, 2018, 09:18:27 AM
Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining arenít funny and will never be relevant or popular.

lol @ grandpa and the mexican wet blanket that has yet to make a funny post trying to dictate what is and isn't funny
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Handyman on January 12, 2018, 09:52:32 AM
I have not seen that gaped mouth selfie thing. Is this really something men do a lot because it strikes me as very juvenile, but then most faggots are stuck in a prepubescent phase.

I hadn't identified that phenomenon specifically, but now that you mention it, yeah, there's something about nu-male facial expressions in selfies.  Either that mouth wide open gaping at the sky thing or some other wacky looking face that advertises a low social IQ. 
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on January 12, 2018, 10:22:17 AM
Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining arenít funny and will never be relevant or popular.

lol @ grandpa and the mexican wet blanket that has yet to make a funny post trying to dictate what is and isn't funny
You're absolutely right. And we look to you to set the standard. Perhaps you could refer us to some of your more humorous posts. I am certain we will all find your wit to be uproariously hilarious.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: blasting_asshole on January 12, 2018, 10:31:40 AM
I have not seen that gaped mouth selfie thing. Is this really something men do a lot because it strikes me as very juvenile, but then most faggots are stuck in a prepubescent phase.

I hadn't identified that phenomenon specifically, but now that you mention it, yeah, there's something about nu-male facial expressions in selfies.  Either that mouth wide open gaping at the sky thing or some other wacky looking face that advertises a low social IQ.

They're doing what girls do. Trying to look funny, sexy or both, at the same time, along with also trying to look like they're satisfied with life.

They can't do what regular guys with fulfilling lives do, which is smile regularly as some girl takes your picture, at an event. As a result, they wind up with that beta goofball, tryhard picture worth 1 and a half words...
"plz respond."
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on January 12, 2018, 01:15:15 PM
Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining arenít funny and will never be relevant or popular.

lol @ grandpa and the mexican wet blanket that has yet to make a funny post trying to dictate what is and isn't funny
You're absolutely right. And we look to you to set the standard. Perhaps you could refer us to some of your more humorous posts. I am certain we will all find your wit to be uproariously hilarious.

That post where I called you a hick from a flyover state and said your parents looked like the models for American gothics was pretty well received, why not start there? It may not get as many belly laughs from you as a good Archie comic or Doonesbury but should provide a solid point of reference
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on January 12, 2018, 05:40:49 PM
Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining arenít funny and will never be relevant or popular.

lol @ grandpa and the mexican wet blanket that has yet to make a funny post trying to dictate what is and isn't funny
You're absolutely right. And we look to you to set the standard. Perhaps you could refer us to some of your more humorous posts. I am certain we will all find your wit to be uproariously hilarious.

That post where I called you a hick from a flyover state and said your parents looked like the models for American gothics was pretty well received, why not start there? It may not get as many belly laughs from you as a good Archie comic or Doonesbury but should provide a solid point of reference
Yes, oh god yes, that is some ground breaking comedy stylings. I just don't know if I can handle anything funnier than that.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: As a white male I on January 12, 2018, 06:01:23 PM
I'd tell you two to get a room but Rocket's slapfighting with so many people here you might as well make it a gangbang at this point.

This was pretty funny and fitting:

http://www.buzzfash.com/2018/01/06/7-flavours-of-soyboy/

Quote
Having successfully attached himself to the judeo-rabid left, this soyboy is acutely aware that being a White male means his status as an ďallyĒ is extremely precarious and prone to violent change at any moment. Having therefore adopted a look of abject terror, the soyboy signals fear, respect, and submission to his POC brethren.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Procrustes on January 12, 2018, 11:34:18 PM
Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining arenít funny and will never be relevant or popular.

lol @ grandpa and the mexican wet blanket that has yet to make a funny post trying to dictate what is and isn't funny

Angry bugman thinks heís the arbiter of what people can post lol kill youíre self
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: David Hedgehogstein on January 13, 2018, 12:37:04 AM
Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining arenít funny and will never be relevant or popular.

lol @ grandpa and the mexican wet blanket that has yet to make a funny post trying to dictate what is and isn't funny

Angry bugman thinks heís the arbiter of what people can post lol kill youíre self
(http://labelme.csail.mit.edu/Images/users/antonio/frames/l/lawn/n_people_cutting_the_lawn/frame_lzgajz16fiu7ho87.jpg)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on January 13, 2018, 12:47:12 AM
A lawn joke? He's not Gapo.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: As a white male I on January 13, 2018, 04:40:41 AM
lol kill youíre self

English, learn it. Ay carumba!
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: The Trumpriarch on January 13, 2018, 04:53:15 AM
A lawn joke? He's not Gapo.

It's a landscaping joke. Because he's Mexican.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Shakebox on January 13, 2018, 09:20:53 AM
A lawn joke? He's not Gapo.
:facepalm:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on January 13, 2018, 09:53:50 AM
Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining arenít funny and will never be relevant or popular.
Angry bugman thinks heís the arbiter of what people can post lol kill youíre self


Agreed. Please end your life immediately, bugman.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Procrustes on January 13, 2018, 10:01:43 AM
Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining arenít funny and will never be relevant or popular.

lol @ grandpa and the mexican wet blanket that has yet to make a funny post trying to dictate what is and isn't funny

Angry bugman thinks heís the arbiter of what people can post lol kill youíre self
(http://labelme.csail.mit.edu/Images/users/antonio/frames/l/lawn/n_people_cutting_the_lawn/frame_lzgajz16fiu7ho87.jpg)

Youíre Noted Crimigrant Doublenigger Dave
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on January 13, 2018, 10:05:21 AM
A lawn joke? He's not Gapo.

It's a landscaping joke. Because he's Mexican.
Yea that totally got past me and I was in no way fucking with Dave and picking on Gapo.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Procrustes on January 13, 2018, 10:05:37 AM
Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining arenít funny and will never be relevant or popular.
Angry bugman thinks heís the arbiter of what people can post lol kill youíre self


Agreed. Please end your life immediately, bugman.

What are you even talking about
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on January 13, 2018, 11:03:16 AM
Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining arenít funny and will never be relevant or popular.
Angry bugman thinks heís the arbiter of what people can post lol kill youíre self


Agreed. Please end your life immediately, bugman.

What are you even talking about

sorry, i thought you spoke enough english to understand the phrase 'please end your life immediately'. here, let me to translate into your mother tongue via google's english-to-insectoid translator:

clik-clik-chirp-breeeEEEEEEETT

hope that helps, now skitter away back to your fat queen wife and the nest of larvae she squeezed out for you.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Obese and Triggered on January 13, 2018, 11:28:46 AM
Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining arenít funny and will never be relevant or popular.
Angry bugman thinks heís the arbiter of what people can post lol kill youíre self


Agreed. Please end your life immediately, bugman.

What are you even talking about

sorry, i thought you spoke enough english to understand the phrase 'please end your life immediately'. here, let me to translate into your mother tongue via google's english-to-insectoid translator:

clik-clik-chirp-breeeEEEEEEETT

"To be now are killing thyself?"  Dude, your insectoid is terrible.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: [L.N.E]Giblets on January 13, 2018, 11:48:13 AM
Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining arenít funny and will never be relevant or popular.
Angry bugman thinks heís the arbiter of what people can post lol kill youíre self


Agreed. Please end your life immediately, bugman.

What are you even talking about

sorry, i thought you spoke enough english to understand the phrase 'please end your life immediately'. here, let me to translate into your mother tongue via google's english-to-insectoid translator:

clik-clik-chirp-breeeEEEEEEETT

hope that helps, now skitter away back to your fat queen wife and the nest of larvae she squeezed out for you.

I'm normally all for dunking on Proc but this made me cringe.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Procrustes on January 13, 2018, 12:24:13 PM
Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining arenít funny and will never be relevant or popular.
Angry bugman thinks heís the arbiter of what people can post lol kill youíre self


Agreed. Please end your life immediately, bugman.

What are you even talking about

sorry, i thought you spoke enough english to understand the phrase 'please end your life immediately'. here, let me to translate into your mother tongue via google's english-to-insectoid translator:

clik-clik-chirp-breeeEEEEEEETT

hope that helps, now skitter away back to your fat queen wife and the nest of larvae she squeezed out for you.

Oh another joke you need to explain in order for it to be ďfunnyĒ

 boy your very funny and hilarious
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: David Hedgehogstein on January 13, 2018, 12:28:03 PM
Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining arenít funny and will never be relevant or popular.
Angry bugman thinks heís the arbiter of what people can post lol kill youíre self


Agreed. Please end your life immediately, bugman.

What are you even talking about

sorry, i thought you spoke enough english to understand the phrase 'please end your life immediately'. here, let me to translate into your mother tongue via google's english-to-insectoid translator:

clik-clik-chirp-breeeEEEEEEETT

hope that helps, now skitter away back to your fat queen wife and the nest of larvae she squeezed out for you.

Oh another joke you need to explain in order for it to be ďfunnyĒ

 boy your very funny and hilarious
IRL footage of Proc's immediate family
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdzahA11YDo
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Procrustes on January 13, 2018, 01:34:50 PM
Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining arenít funny and will never be relevant or popular.
Angry bugman thinks heís the arbiter of what people can post lol kill youíre self


Agreed. Please end your life immediately, bugman.

What are you even talking about

sorry, i thought you spoke enough english to understand the phrase 'please end your life immediately'. here, let me to translate into your mother tongue via google's english-to-insectoid translator:

clik-clik-chirp-breeeEEEEEEETT

hope that helps, now skitter away back to your fat queen wife and the nest of larvae she squeezed out for you.

Oh another joke you need to explain in order for it to be ďfunnyĒ

 boy your very funny and hilarious
IRL footage of Proc's immediate family
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdzahA11YDo

Irl youíre Noted Crimigrant Doublenigger Dave
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on January 13, 2018, 01:40:05 PM
Pretty sure this belongs here...


(https://i.imgur.com/V5fVgxJ.jpg)

Every. TIme.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on January 13, 2018, 01:45:59 PM
Jesus Christ. I had to see this, so you fuckers must suffer as well.

Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on January 13, 2018, 02:11:19 PM
Here's the original tweet. The replies are equal parts funny and cringeworthy.

Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on January 13, 2018, 03:31:39 PM
Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining arenít funny and will never be relevant or popular.
Angry bugman thinks heís the arbiter of what people can post lol kill youíre self


Agreed. Please end your life immediately, bugman.

What are you even talking about

sorry, i thought you spoke enough english to understand the phrase 'please end your life immediately'. here, let me to translate into your mother tongue via google's english-to-insectoid translator:

clik-clik-chirp-breeeEEEEEEETT

hope that helps, now skitter away back to your fat queen wife and the nest of larvae she squeezed out for you.

Oh another joke you need to explain in order for it to be ďfunnyĒ

 boy your very funny and hilarious

thank heavens one of the most bland and milquetoast posters on niggerdeath dot com is here to arbitrate what is and isn't funny.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on January 13, 2018, 03:58:11 PM
thank heavens one of the most bland and milquetoast posters on niggerdeath dot com is here to arbitrate what is and isn't funny.

Indeed.

Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining arenít funny and will never be relevant or popular.

lol @ grandpa and the mexican wet blanket that has yet to make a funny post trying to dictate what is and isn't funny
You're absolutely right. And we look to you to set the standard. Perhaps you could refer us to some of your more humorous posts. I am certain we will all find your wit to be uproariously hilarious.

That post where I called you a hick from a flyover state and said your parents looked like the models for American gothics was pretty well received, why not start there? It may not get as many belly laughs from you as a good Archie comic or Doonesbury but should provide a solid point of reference
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on January 13, 2018, 04:06:33 PM
 It's a universal fact you're unfunny, that's different.

Edit: same with proc, who is too dumb and autistic to grasp that calling someone a bugman could be imparting insect like characteristics on them in a derogatory way and needs an explanation.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: MY FURSONOUNS on January 13, 2018, 04:13:57 PM
i thought "soyboy collective" was supposed to refer to specimens posted in the thread, not the posters themselves  :clint:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Procrustes on January 13, 2018, 04:28:14 PM
Rocket is 100% right I dunno why everyone has to shit pants about it but I probably the solution is to put down the internet and socialize IRL or maybe just move on with your lives bc because jokes or memes you have to spend time explaining arenít funny and will never be relevant or popular.
Angry bugman thinks heís the arbiter of what people can post lol kill youíre self


Agreed. Please end your life immediately, bugman.

What are you even talking about

sorry, i thought you spoke enough english to understand the phrase 'please end your life immediately'. here, let me to translate into your mother tongue via google's english-to-insectoid translator:

clik-clik-chirp-breeeEEEEEEETT

hope that helps, now skitter away back to your fat queen wife and the nest of larvae she squeezed out for you.

Oh another joke you need to explain in order for it to be ďfunnyĒ

 boy your very funny and hilarioush

thank heavens one of the most bland and milquetoast posters on niggerdeath dot com is here to arbitrate what is and isn't funny.

Literally mad because you have to be told itís not funny when you have to explain esoteric memes lol come the fuck on man
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Procrustes on January 13, 2018, 04:30:10 PM
It's a universal fact you're unfunny, that's different.

Edit: same with proc, who is too dumb and autistic to grasp that calling someone a bugman could be imparting insect like characteristics on them in a derogatory way and needs an explanation.

Iím not sure I understand this maybe itíll be funnier if you explain it to me at length.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: [L.N.E]Giblets on January 13, 2018, 04:39:41 PM
LITERALLY A AUTIST vs. The Rock' & Proc Connection in a handicapped match
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: InsideOutside on January 13, 2018, 05:07:10 PM
LITERALLY A AUTIST vs. The Rock' & Proc Connection in a handicapped match


ARE YOU READY TO BUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: OOK OOK SCREE (D-IL) on January 13, 2018, 06:47:07 PM
LITERALLY A AUTIST vs. The Rock' & Proc Connection in a handicapped match

The Fussy Eater vs the Garden Weeder, watch Verbal Discourse at its Mildest.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: InsideOutside on January 13, 2018, 07:07:23 PM
LITERALLY A AUTIST vs. The Rock' & Proc Connection in a handicapped match

The Fussy Eater vs the Garden Weeder, watch Verbal Discourse at its Mildest.



The Thrilla Of Vanillas
The Stumble In The Jungle
The Schism Of Autism
The Ayatollas of Shitpost Trollas
The Palace Of Cialis
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on January 13, 2018, 10:04:46 PM
The Bore 'Em in the Forum
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on January 14, 2018, 12:09:19 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/bOzjzuQ.jpg)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Shakebox on January 14, 2018, 12:22:37 AM
Thread title delivers
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Franzo on January 14, 2018, 05:12:28 AM
Irl youíre Noted Crimigrant Doublenigger Dave

Fyi he's been upgraded (downgraded?) to Triplenigger Dave. Who knows to which sordid depths he'd need to sink to become Quadruplenigger. Let us hope we never find out.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: MY FURSONOUNS on January 14, 2018, 11:16:24 AM
Irl youíre Noted Crimigrant Doublenigger Dave

Fyi he's been upgraded (downgraded?) to Triplenigger Dave. Who knows to which sordid depths he'd need to sink to become Quadruplenigger. Let us hope we never find out.

decanigger dave
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: [HEAD NIGGER OF STRUG] anti-Semitic graphs on January 14, 2018, 02:35:11 PM
In all seriousness, I apologize for interrupting the flow of the thread but Dave is a nigger
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Pretty Sneaky Cis on January 14, 2018, 03:29:30 PM
I think Iím going to post a counter thread titled ďShut up, Faggots.Ē










Shut up, Faggots.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: NASAkangz on January 14, 2018, 08:50:19 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/bOzjzuQ.jpg)

In this case, ďBJĒ probably means the new Wolfenstein.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Strugbox FBI Plant on January 14, 2018, 11:30:30 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/bOzjzuQ.jpg)

Superimpose a divorce attorney's number over the top of it and you have an amazing ad campaign.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Whig Historian on January 15, 2018, 01:50:40 AM
Lol if you think "no nagging for a week" or "1 get out of the dog house free card" will actually work when you bring them up.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on January 15, 2018, 05:39:19 AM
Pretty sure this belongs here...


(https://i.imgur.com/V5fVgxJ.jpg)

Every. TIme.
haha the stupid fag protected his tweets.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on January 15, 2018, 10:57:30 AM
I have not seen that gaped mouth selfie thing. Is this really something men do a lot because it strikes me as very juvenile, but then most faggots are stuck in a prepubescent phase.

(https://i.imgur.com/9jNYJ26.jpg)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on January 15, 2018, 12:07:50 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/bOzjzuQ.jpg)

Superimpose a divorce attorney's number over the top of it and you have an amazing ad campaign.

I didn't want to edit my original post, but I also find it very disturbing to see the conflation of child appropriate imagery (Balloons, rainbows) with adult sexual behavior.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: J Dog on January 15, 2018, 12:40:08 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/bOzjzuQ.jpg)



I would flip the fuck out Mel Gibson style if my wife hung that in my house.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGPLjm-fjo
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: a torrent of piss on January 15, 2018, 12:56:14 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/O1PPaWn.jpg)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Embedded YouTube Journo on January 15, 2018, 02:06:27 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/bOzjzuQ.jpg)

Superimpose a divorce attorney's number over the top of it and you have an amazing ad campaign.

I didn't want to edit my original post, but I also find it very disturbing to see the conflation of child appropriate imagery (Balloons, rainbows) with adult sexual behavior.

This shit infuriates me.  These arent rewards for being a functional human being, those are the things your wife does and therefore you're willing to help her out.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: SooperPooper on January 15, 2018, 02:11:47 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/bOzjzuQ.jpg)

Superimpose a divorce attorney's number over the top of it and you have an amazing ad campaign.

I didn't want to edit my original post, but I also find it very disturbing to see the conflation of child appropriate imagery (Balloons, rainbows) with adult sexual behavior.

This shit infuriates me.  These arent rewards for being a functional human being, those are the things your wife does and therefore you're willing to help her out.

I'm very happy to do my part caring for the kid/house. The list would stop that shit and I'd talk to a fucking lawyer.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: a torrent of piss on January 15, 2018, 02:39:20 PM
I think that chart is fake that handwriting looks like a man's handwriting trying to imitate a woman's.

The words written in black marker give it away. They're formed in such a manner that they look like a man wrote them, what's especially telling is the inconsistent capitalization. NaggiNg is wirtten like that and that's after the word No which was the beginning of the sentence.

Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: The Watcher on January 15, 2018, 02:47:59 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/bOzjzuQ.jpg)

Superimpose a divorce attorney's number over the top of it and you have an amazing ad campaign.

I didn't want to edit my original post, but I also find it very disturbing to see the conflation of child appropriate imagery (Balloons, rainbows) with adult sexual behavior.

This shit infuriates me.  These arent rewards for being a functional human being, those are the things your wife does and therefore you're willing to help her out.
(http://i.imgur.com/AI0iWRa.jpg) (https://imgur.com/AI0iWRa)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: [HEAD NIGGER OF STRUG] anti-Semitic graphs on January 15, 2018, 03:00:33 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/bOzjzuQ.jpg)

Superimpose a divorce attorney's number over the top of it and you have an amazing ad campaign.

I didn't want to edit my original post, but I also find it very disturbing to see the conflation of child appropriate imagery (Balloons, rainbows) with adult sexual behavior.

Thatís the worst part. Itís one thing to tell your husband of 10 years youíll suck him off if he takes out the trash, itís another to make this thing. Why is it all cutesy? It looks like it was made for a childís eyes but talks about blowjobs. Also yea good luck with the ďi wonít be madĒ cards LOL what a cunt
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Virtue Signalman First Class on January 15, 2018, 03:44:25 PM
Thatís the worst part. Itís one thing to tell your husband of 10 years youíll suck him off if he takes out the trash, itís another to make this thing. Why is it all cutesy? It looks like it was made for a childís eyes but talks about blowjobs. Also yea good luck with the ďi wonít be madĒ cards LOL what a cunt

Are you sure it's meant to be written by the wife?
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: As a white male I on January 15, 2018, 04:27:19 PM
Thatís the worst part. Itís one thing to tell your husband of 10 years youíll suck him off if he takes out the trash, itís another to make this thing. Why is it all cutesy? It looks like it was made for a childís eyes but talks about blowjobs. Also yea good luck with the ďi wonít be madĒ cards LOL what a cunt

Are you sure it's meant to be written by the wife?

 :aatrek:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: InsideOutside on January 15, 2018, 07:01:03 PM
there is no fucking way leaving the toilet seat down gets "no nagging for a week"

you would have to save the kid from drowning six times before a woman would consent to that
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Dem Wypipo on January 15, 2018, 07:02:57 PM
Assuming it's real, it looks like it's something wife who is a teacher made.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: The Watcher on January 15, 2018, 07:58:55 PM
there is no fucking way leaving the toilet seat down gets "no nagging for a week"

you would have to save the kid from drowning six times before a woman would consent to that
Reminds me of a post where some guys wife/gf gave him a get out of an argument card. So one day he decided to use to it to get out of an argument, only to make the argument worse. Solution?
(https://i.imgur.com/Fukxg9W.jpg)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: kornbeef on January 15, 2018, 08:18:22 PM
I have not seen that gaped mouth selfie thing. Is this really something men do a lot because it strikes me as very juvenile, but then most faggots are stuck in a prepubescent phase.

(https://i.imgur.com/9jNYJ26.jpg)
as an aside, women doing this "open mouth mock surprise" thing in pictures is strongly correlated with borderline personality disorder IMO.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: [L.N.E]Giblets on January 15, 2018, 08:22:10 PM
as an aside, women doing this "open mouth mock surprise" thing in pictures is strongly correlated with borderline personality disorder IMO.

[citation needed]
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: InsideOutside on January 16, 2018, 01:40:55 AM
as an aside, women doing this "open mouth mock surprise" thing in pictures is strongly correlated with borderline personality disorder IMO.

[citation needed]

Pornhub.com
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Obese and Triggered on January 16, 2018, 02:24:18 AM
From strug:

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/332/692/793.gif)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: blasting_asshole on January 16, 2018, 10:00:10 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/TSblctb.jpg)

That's actually a pretty good ratio of beer to dishes. One load of dishes a day during the week and twice a day on the weekends... Husband might be more an alcoholic as opposed to a cuck.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on January 16, 2018, 11:09:47 AM
I thought they only drank expensive bacon and sriracha flavor beers that don't come in 12 packs? Or is stuff like coors and bud now a new cargo-cult masculinity "I'm a common man" thing.

*sips bud*
*adjusts glasses*
*gets back to the children's vidya game*
*satisfied he rents an apartment at 35 instead of being a racist homeowner*
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: SooperPooper on January 16, 2018, 11:51:05 AM
From strug:

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/332/692/793.gif)

thread back on track  :nixon: :nixon: :nixon: :nixon: :nixon: :nixon: :nixon: :nixon: :nixon:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: MY FURSONOUNS on January 16, 2018, 12:21:08 PM
I thought they only drank expensive bacon and sriracha flavor beers that don't come in 12 packs? Or is stuff like coors and bud now a new cargo-cult masculinity "I'm a common man" thing.

*sips bud*
*adjusts glasses*
*gets back to the children's vidya game*
*satisfied he rents an apartment at 35 instead of being a racist homeowner*

remember when hipsters were really into pabst blue ribbon a couple of years ago?

and yet they whine about cultural appropriation  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on January 16, 2018, 12:53:39 PM
I thought they only drank expensive bacon and sriracha flavor beers that don't come in 12 packs? Or is stuff like coors and bud now a new cargo-cult masculinity "I'm a common man" thing.

*sips bud*
*adjusts glasses*
*gets back to the children's vidya game*
*satisfied he rents an apartment at 35 instead of being a racist homeowner*

remember when hipsters were really into pabst blue ribbon a couple of years ago?

and yet they whine about cultural appropriation  :rolleyes:

Lol forgot about that "look at me drinking redneck beer in a trucker hat yet I have poc friends and in mere minutes of iPhone screen-on time I can find us a highly reviewed Eritrean or Ethiopian place AND hail us an uber to get there"
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Mad at the Internet on January 16, 2018, 01:53:14 PM
remember when hipsters were really into pabst blue ribbon a couple of years ago?

Longer ago than that. I knew people who were drinking it ironically in 2006-2007.

 :tuss: "This stuff's so bad it's good!"
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Franzo on January 16, 2018, 01:54:22 PM
(https://scontent-cdg2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/26814639_1717670061588797_2591165194169855809_n.jpg?oh=f97f2926d4e4b15b30121f16e873f20d&oe=5AE68423)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Whig Historian on January 16, 2018, 02:52:47 PM
remember when hipsters were really into pabst blue ribbon a couple of years ago?

Longer ago than that. I knew people who were drinking it ironically in 2006-2007.

 :tuss: "This stuff's so bad it's good!"
I knew people who were drinking it ironically in 2001.  :smug:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on January 16, 2018, 03:27:50 PM
remember when hipsters were really into pabst blue ribbon a couple of years ago?

Longer ago than that. I knew people who were drinking it ironically in 2006-2007.

 :tuss: "This stuff's so bad it's good!"
I knew people who were drinking it ironically in 2001.  :smug:

I was ironically listening to earl pitts in the 80s who was ironically in-character talking about drinking it unironically.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on January 16, 2018, 03:40:53 PM
 
(https://scontent-cdg2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/26814639_1717670061588797_2591165194169855809_n.jpg?oh=f97f2926d4e4b15b30121f16e873f20d&oe=5AE68423)
:soyrub:

(https://i.imgur.com/9LpCv9X.gif)

or a more reasonable size

(https://i.imgur.com/wDLGBwn.gif)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: kornbeef on January 16, 2018, 07:39:56 PM
I'm old enough I can remember when PBR/Stroh's/Red Stripe were just beers people drank without bragging about it like they made it to second base for the first time.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Procrustes on January 16, 2018, 08:32:46 PM
PBR isnít bad for cheap beer but hipsters fucked that shit up now and no one can drink it without looking like a giant douche
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: InsideOutside on January 16, 2018, 08:49:02 PM
I'm old enough I can remember when PBR/Stroh's/Red Stripe were just beers people drank without bragging about it like they made it to second base for the first time.

they didnt brag because thats all that was in the shitty corner store cooler
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on January 17, 2018, 08:05:04 AM
https://youtu.be/Y0gtRwgMhJU?t=1m40s

Rick Wilson is so tough! Listen to how tough he talks! He is tough!
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on January 17, 2018, 10:24:40 AM
https://youtu.be/Y0gtRwgMhJU?t=1m40s

Rick Wilson is so tough! Listen to how tough he talks! He is tough!
Who is Rick Wilson? He looks like a glass jaw.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on January 17, 2018, 10:44:15 AM
I think he's the one who said that "Trump's fans are childless single men who masturbate to anime"

Not to be confused with Hillary supporters, who are married men with children who masturbate to tentacle porn
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on January 17, 2018, 11:22:24 AM
https://youtu.be/Y0gtRwgMhJU?t=1m40s

Rick Wilson is so tough! Listen to how tough he talks! He is tough!
Who is Rick Wilson? He looks like a glass jaw.

The nickname he's been given is "Pissdad Scatlord", so you tell me if he's important enough to know more about.

But if you must: http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=7529.0
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: a torrent of piss on January 17, 2018, 01:48:42 PM
Bitcoin already caused like 3-6 deaths on reddit.

The stickied topic is the suicide hotline on the bitcoin subreddit, the soy is self removing it seems.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Hugh G. Gaines on January 17, 2018, 02:14:17 PM
Soy breeds soy. Their dads are probably killing themselves over the collapse of the dollar as we speak.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: [HEAD NIGGER OF STRUG] anti-Semitic graphs on January 17, 2018, 02:52:05 PM
Anyone freaking out about bitcoin correcting after having an insane run-up is short sighted. Anyone who managed to Ēlose everythingĒ to this fluctuation in the market to the point theyíd consider suicide is a greedy idiot.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: a torrent of piss on January 17, 2018, 02:53:59 PM
Microcenter was barren since all the high end cards were bought up. They probably spent more money than they made.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on January 17, 2018, 03:48:13 PM
Anyone freaking out about bitcoin correcting after having an insane run-up is short sighted. Anyone who managed to Ēlose everythingĒ to this fluctuation in the market to the point theyíd consider suicide is a greedy idiot.

There were soys on Reddit Los Angeles whining about losing their life savings in questionable Marijuana stocks after the Jeff Sessions memo came out.

I don't think self control is part of the Soy boy vocabulary.   :stare:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: The Watcher on January 17, 2018, 03:59:25 PM
The bitcoin sub Reddit melting down is for a rev share Ponzi scheme based on bitcoin. I know some people who lost money in similar programs. I think this will bring renewed calls for regulation but cryptocurrency seems to exist for money laundering so meaningful regulation maybe what it takes to kill it. Who knows  :jesse:

But that is outside the topic of this thread me thinks.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Ass Diamond on January 17, 2018, 04:37:00 PM
Between my group of workstations at home and my lakehouse, I probably have $6000 inflated market value on video cards alone. Mind you these are gaming class, not professional class. Disgusting. Probably could get killed over my Vega 64 i'm using right now.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: kosher nostra on January 17, 2018, 08:01:35 PM
Lake house gaming rig


 :killyourself:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Aran on January 17, 2018, 08:34:36 PM
Between my group of workstations at home and my lakehouse, I probably have $6000 inflated market value on video cards alone. Mind you these are gaming class, not professional class. Disgusting. Probably could get killed over my Vega 64 i'm using right now.
See this is why I just have a laptop
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: InsideOutside on January 17, 2018, 08:45:16 PM
Between my group of workstations at home and my lakehouse, I probably have $6000 inflated market value on video cards alone. Mind you these are gaming class, not professional class. Disgusting. Probably could get killed over my Vega 64 i'm using right now.
See this is why I just have a laptop


WHAT







KIND







OF




LAPTOP??????!????!???


Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on January 17, 2018, 08:47:37 PM
I revel in how much of a dipshit I must look like when I use my smartphone and tablet at the same time.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on January 17, 2018, 09:31:03 PM
I revel in how much of a dipshit I must look like when I use my smartphone and tablet at the same time.

You need to mix in a laptop for maximum multitasking.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on January 18, 2018, 08:04:02 AM
I revel in how much of a dipshit I must look like when I use my smartphone and tablet at the same time.

Hillary Clinton account spotted
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on January 18, 2018, 09:13:41 AM
I guess this goes here:

http://www.ajc.com/news/man-shoots-his-mom-the-head-during-tantrum-over-video-games-police-say/n61J0ttA043VLMYMGYxfaK/

28, lives with parents, threw a tantrum, broke his own headset, blames his mother, got the family piatol, shot mother in head, tried to kill father, gun jammed, dad easily took gun away. What a faggot.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on January 18, 2018, 09:38:32 AM
I guess this goes here:

http://www.ajc.com/news/man-shoots-his-mom-the-head-during-tantrum-over-video-games-police-say/n61J0ttA043VLMYMGYxfaK/

28, lives with parents, threw a tantrum, broke his own headset, blames his mother, got the family piatol, shot mother in head, tried to kill father, gun jammed, dad easily took gun away. What a faggot.

Basketball hoop
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on January 18, 2018, 10:07:39 PM
I've been waiting to post this all day at work - To paraphrase Nerdball in Discord it's like good boy points brought to real life:

(https://i.imgur.com/YwGbqxP.jpg)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on January 18, 2018, 10:33:25 PM
I've been waiting to post this all day at work - To paraphrase Nerdball in Discord it's like good boy points brought to real life:

(https://i.imgur.com/YwGbqxP.jpg)

ē Wash Dishes = Hand Job + Put Away
ē Look After Kids for a Whole day (includes = blow Job feeding, doing nappies + Putting to bed)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on January 18, 2018, 11:35:20 PM
(https://i.redd.it/putcut8jiva01.jpg)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Obese and Triggered on January 19, 2018, 12:02:51 AM
Waaaaaait a minute. Something doesn't add up here.

A picture of the couple:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ChPuwYFWUAEg1gR?format=jpg)


No neckbeard and his wife is attractive and of normal size. What the hell? I've been goonboozled!
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: a torrent of piss on January 19, 2018, 12:30:01 AM
 :jesse: How could anyone stand for that, shits like living in a room full of lawyers.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on January 19, 2018, 12:54:49 AM
(https://i.redd.it/putcut8jiva01.jpg)
No integration clause. No severability. No FSC or COL. It's like a couple of children wrote...

Oh.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: David Hedgehogstein on January 19, 2018, 01:06:14 AM
I've been waiting to post this all day at work - To paraphrase Nerdball in Discord it's like good boy points brought to real life:

(https://i.imgur.com/YwGbqxP.jpg)
Lazy cunt, she's trying to get him to do her jobs...
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Embedded YouTube Journo on January 19, 2018, 01:17:14 AM
I reiterate: this is shit you do because she blows you, not vice versa. And even if you don't she still should.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Virtue Signalman First Class on January 19, 2018, 02:14:40 AM
I've been waiting to post this all day at work - To paraphrase Nerdball in Discord it's like good boy points brought to real life:

(https://i.imgur.com/YwGbqxP.jpg)

So cook dinner + clean kitchen means anal, got it.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: [HEAD NIGGER OF STRUG] anti-Semitic graphs on January 19, 2018, 03:30:02 AM
Yea what a moran, by her own rules all the husband has to do is do the dishes and cook and he can get whatever he wants, all day every day.

I would clean the kitchen then book her a one way flight to the DRC and ask her not to come back.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on January 19, 2018, 01:59:30 PM
Bugman Bus Bombarded By Brazen Brigands:

https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/tech/Broken-Windows-Reported-on-Apple-and-Google-Buses-While-on-I-280-469821173.html

The article makes it sound like this wasn't random, and I have no doubt it was directed at the Googlers. Gentrification aside, they seem to have a rep for being total assholes IRL. Fuck 'em.

Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: kornbeef on January 19, 2018, 07:15:54 PM
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Matt877 on January 19, 2018, 07:22:47 PM
(https://i.redd.it/putcut8jiva01.jpg)
No integration clause. No severability. No FSC or COL. It's like a couple of children wrote...

Oh.

If I read this contract correctly there are four weeks where he can essential buy things with no limits on top of the 1200+ dollars he spends throughout the rest of the year.  Imagine how much he was spending before the contract.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Strugbox FBI Plant on January 19, 2018, 08:59:47 PM
https://imgur.com/a/RdTiF (https://imgur.com/a/RdTiF) is his collection and I feel sorry for the poor girl.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on January 19, 2018, 09:02:14 PM
Funkopops straight up fit the National Socialist definition of degenerate art.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Strugbox FBI Plant on January 19, 2018, 09:04:09 PM
If she can maintain any sexual attraction whatsoever to a guy who has bought hundreds of plastic dolls and then has signed a contract with her limiting purchase of said dolls then she deserves some sort of award.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: a torrent of piss on January 19, 2018, 09:05:39 PM
https://imgur.com/a/RdTiF (https://imgur.com/a/RdTiF) is his collection and I feel sorry for the poor girl.
I was looking through the pictures and I thought, oh that doesn't seem so bad



*Load 40 more images* :stare:

oh
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Matt877 on January 19, 2018, 09:21:37 PM
I mean I guess they are kinda cute looking and I could maybe see me buying one of a character I really liked but by the time you find yourself buying kramer (limited edition San Diego comic con variant #4) for 80 dollars  on ebay you really need to be reconsidering your "hobby"
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Obese and Triggered on January 19, 2018, 09:25:37 PM
https://imgur.com/a/RdTiF (https://imgur.com/a/RdTiF) is his collection and I feel sorry for the poor girl.
I was looking through the pictures and I thought, oh that doesn't seem so bad



*Load 40 more images* :stare:

oh

Hahah, same.  "Oh well that's not too bad. He's only got <load rest of shameful collection>"  Oh. OH! OH NO! NO NO NO!




The Super Soyan dude is funny as hell too. Good find on that one.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: J Dog on January 19, 2018, 09:55:16 PM
They're all in protective plastic cases.

 :facepalm:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: a torrent of piss on January 19, 2018, 10:03:59 PM
They're all in protective plastic cases.

 :facepalm:
Well at least they're not graded, the toy grading system is a scam just like the videogame grading protective cases.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on January 19, 2018, 10:04:04 PM
https://imgur.com/a/RdTiF (https://imgur.com/a/RdTiF) is his collection and I feel sorry for the poor girl.
I was looking through the pictures and I thought, oh that doesn't seem so bad



*Load 40 more images* :stare:

oh

When ATOP thinks you have a problem, you have a problem.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Strugbox FBI Plant on January 19, 2018, 10:48:35 PM
I cannot wait for Funko Pops Guy to discover realdolls.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Procrustes on January 19, 2018, 10:57:22 PM
I have a iron man hulk buster one of those

Itís p sweet but I think it was a couple of dollars. I have it on a shelf next to my old and busted Han solo and darth Vader from when I was a kid.

I have an expensive as fuck hobby but itís not collecting cheap plastic shit made by Ching Chong chinamen
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on January 20, 2018, 05:59:18 AM
I have a guitar collection. If it all burned up tomorrow I'd just take the insurance money and start over.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Aran on January 20, 2018, 06:45:18 AM
I have  three Funko Pops. John Snow from GoT, Alduin from Skyrim, and Doctor Who's Tardis, all three together were like $15 on sale on Amazon
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on January 20, 2018, 09:27:59 AM
I have the Severus Snape and Trent Reznor pop things. I took them out of the box, and now I don't know which one is which. :parsons:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: The Trumpriarch on January 20, 2018, 09:34:50 AM
Not once have I ever looked at one of those ugly dolls and thought to myself "Yeah, I want one of those."
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: The Watcher on January 20, 2018, 11:20:13 AM
Funko pop's are this decades Beanie Babies  :colbert:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Aran on January 20, 2018, 11:20:51 AM
Funko pop's are this decades Beanie Babies  :colbert:

I have way more than 3 Beanie Babies. :colbert:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on January 20, 2018, 11:26:36 AM
This is a Super Soyan who has ascended past a Super Soyan. I guess you could call it Super Soyan 2.

(https://i.imgur.com/RtbQ5lfl.png)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Procrustes on January 20, 2018, 11:35:01 AM
ďOkay better not forget to take my estrogen supplements before my flight just in case I get a boner in my sleepĒ

What a fuckin world
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on January 20, 2018, 12:25:16 PM
Okay so according to these totally sane people you CAN'T get an erection during your sleep on an airplane, but you CAN whip your dick out in from of little girls in the woman's bathroom or locker room if you feel a little confused that particular day?

 :tuss:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: a torrent of piss on January 20, 2018, 04:03:10 PM
Not even Puritans had such views against boners and they built scrotal cages for them.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Ass Diamond on January 20, 2018, 06:11:09 PM
That's it! my new death metal band is: Scrotal Cage 

:nixon:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Matt877 on January 20, 2018, 06:16:42 PM
These are the same people that would REEEEEEEEEE if a school has a dress code prohibiting girls from wearing yoga pants.  Woman can wear whatever they want but men must engage in hours of Jedi Boner suppressing meditation.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Obese and Triggered on January 20, 2018, 07:28:17 PM
That's it! my new death metal band is: Scrotal Cage 

:nixon:

(https://i.imgur.com/Wr0pBVp.png)


Looks legit. Enjoy your platinum album.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Retarded but also Angry on January 20, 2018, 09:05:32 PM
We're getting close to social justice achieving its final form
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skoptsy
(by the way, ladies, that link isn't safe for work)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: a torrent of piss on January 21, 2018, 02:54:12 AM
Lol they're demanding that people criminalize adjusting yourself in public and also any clear signs of heterosexual bulge(gay bulge is ok tho it's non-threatening).

In the name of fairness I demand that any and all visible signs of camel toe be dealt with in a swift and harsh manner
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on January 21, 2018, 03:27:33 AM
I like the casual admission that a vegan diet causes erectile dysfunction.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on January 22, 2018, 03:02:34 PM
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on January 22, 2018, 05:58:33 PM
Has anyone come to the definitive conclusion about why they make that face?
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on January 22, 2018, 06:17:09 PM
Has anyone come to the definitive conclusion about why they make that face?

Terminal gayness
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on January 22, 2018, 09:03:01 PM
Has anyone come to the definitive conclusion about why they make that face?

Terminal gayness

The question was "has anyone come to the definitive conclusion about why they make that face" not "What is the name of Lenny's skiffle band?"
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Embedded YouTube Journo on January 23, 2018, 11:49:03 AM
Has anyone come to the definitive conclusion about why they make that face?

Pretty sure it started off as mocking women who would do the purportedly 'cutesy' YASSSS faces on facebook and shit like that (though those were at least typically associated with going out/socializing/clubbing/being whores), but has since morphed into its own retardedly gay version of the exact same thing.  Bearded emotionally stunted manchildred showing off just how excited they are for the next disposable piece of bullshit materialistic crap they just bought.  Add in that these imbeciles have nothing of real value to show off or add to society (healthy children, productive hobbies, etc) and you get MUH NINTEENDO SWWIIIIIIIITCHH YAAAAAASSSSSSSSS! THANKS MOM AND DAD!

(i like fancy stuff and game consoles too, but fuck taking pictures of myself with my toys like they're my fucking children)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Talcum X on January 23, 2018, 12:03:36 PM
This is a Super Soyan who has ascended past a Super Soyan. I guess you could call it Super Soyan 2.

(https://i.imgur.com/RtbQ5lfl.png)

I was reading that thread, it was called something like "Airline employees of Reddit, whats the most NSFW thing youve seen on a plane?"

Plenty of successful and failed "Mile High Club" stories, a few about some dudes shitting on the plane, you know the normal stuff.

But also a few people chimed in about falling asleep and waking up with a stranger in various states of touching/molesting them, another story about a man who witnessed a man take pictures of a 6-7 year old girl who was on the plane by herself.  Truly terrifying tales.

So I don't know why I was so surprised to see this soyboy/vegan/huge fag bitch and moan about the comment about some dude getting a boner in his sleep and the male flight attendant tossing a blanket over him with a wink and a nod.  "Get a grip", the irony could not be more palpable.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: a torrent of piss on January 23, 2018, 01:07:13 PM
I've never taken pictures of myself with my game collection.

Then again nintendo faggots demand that you post the nintendo game, 3 valid forms of ID with today's date, and a hand written note from Shigheru Miyamoto himself before you're allowed to criticize the Nintendo game in question.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on January 23, 2018, 01:31:47 PM
I've never taken a picture of myself with anything I have ever collected except my motorcycles. Nothing else ever crossed my mind, even my cars.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Nigtendo on January 23, 2018, 02:57:53 PM
I haven't either.  They're just video games.  It's possible to be an interesting person with your faggot nerd collectibles, like if you've got a funny story or anecdote to tell about most of them, but most collectors just seem to be into it for the bragging rights of having the largest numbers of games filling their homes.  At that point, you might as well just buy a shitload of old Just Dance games for a few bucks each, because you won't play them anyway.

Just like that Funko Pop guy up there, too.  "I went to Target and bought a bunch of these" is not exactly what I'd call a compelling story.  They're not even displayed in an interesting way, it looks more like he's one psychotic break away from ending up on Hoarders.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Aran on January 23, 2018, 02:59:48 PM
I've never taken a picture of myself with anything I have ever collected except my motorcycles. Nothing else ever crossed my mind, even my cars.

Two years ago my dad happened to visit right around the time I bought my FJR and told me he wanted my picture standing next to it. I think that's the only time I'm in a photo of something I own past the age of "pictures at Christmas opening presents"
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: J Dog on January 23, 2018, 03:02:13 PM
Two years ago my dad happened to visit right around the time I bought my FJR and told me he wanted my picture standing next to it. I think that's the only time I'm in a photo of something I own past the age of "pictures at Christmas opening presents"

You literally post in strug every time you buy a new toy.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: [HEAD NIGGER OF STRUG] anti-Semitic graphs on January 23, 2018, 03:54:50 PM
J dog youíre no longer my favorite poster, you fucking idiot. Iíve spent 4 months angling for a pic of Aran smiling next to his laptop and now, with one lone post, youíve more than likely torpedoed my chances of ever having this wish fulfilled. I thought this was a community. Now, thanks to you, I see SS for what it really is.. nothing but a bucket of anti-Semitic crabs focusing all of their efforts on tearing down their brothers.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on January 23, 2018, 03:57:43 PM
anti-Semitic crabs

ss_usernames.txt
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Aran on January 23, 2018, 04:42:37 PM
Two years ago my dad happened to visit right around the time I bought my FJR and told me he wanted my picture standing next to it. I think that's the only time I'm in a photo of something I own past the age of "pictures at Christmas opening presents"

You literally post in strug every time you buy a new toy.

You need to slow down and read the words in front of you champ.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: The Trumpriarch on January 23, 2018, 06:46:07 PM
I have seen Aran's tits, but I have never seen him in a picture with any of his toys.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Ass Diamond on January 23, 2018, 10:15:56 PM
This was the last time I had my picture taken with my shit, in 2011.
(https://i.imgur.com/urfBGhv.jpg)

No, I never take my leather or helmet off, ever
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on January 23, 2018, 10:20:18 PM
One observation of these soy boy smile moments is they never seem to be in an environment where one is intoxicated from drugs or alcohol. 

Always 100% boring and sterile manchild caves. 
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on January 23, 2018, 10:26:44 PM
One observation of these soy boy smile moments is they never seem to be in an environment where one is intoxicated from drugs or alcohol. 

Always 100% boring and sterile manchild caves.
Good catch.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: [HEAD NIGGER OF STRUG] anti-Semitic graphs on January 23, 2018, 11:01:16 PM
One observation of these soy boy smile moments is they never seem to be in an environment where one is intoxicated from drugs or alcohol. 

Always 100% boring and sterile manchild caves.

Yea, theyíre the creatures that sit opposite to junkie thrill seekers who canít say no to dangerous  behaviors. Never taken a risk in their lives and fuck does it show.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: MY FURSONOUNS on January 23, 2018, 11:05:11 PM
This was the last time I had my picture taken with my shit, in 2011.
(https://i.imgur.com/urfBGhv.jpg)

No, I never take my leather or helmet off, ever

were you screaming "TETSUO!!!" when that was taken
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on January 27, 2018, 11:50:50 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/wMOTrXG.png)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: nerdball on January 28, 2018, 10:26:09 AM
These fuckers always have incredibly jacked up teeth. Dentistry must be a tool of the white male patriarchy.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on January 28, 2018, 11:55:18 AM
His teeth are the same color as the IPAs he brews.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on January 28, 2018, 12:12:35 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/IPJEoAvl.png)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: NASAkangz on January 29, 2018, 02:14:51 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/IPJEoAvl.png)

Reinstall here-we-go.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Whig Historian on January 29, 2018, 11:16:59 AM
When soyboys go bad: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/01/29/pennsylvania-car-wash-shooter-was-ex-boyfriend-driven-by-jealousy-and-rage-reports-say.html (http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/01/29/pennsylvania-car-wash-shooter-was-ex-boyfriend-driven-by-jealousy-and-rage-reports-say.html)

Submitted without further comment: (http://a57.foxnews.com/images.foxnews.com/content/fox-news/us/2018/01/29/pennsylvania-car-wash-shooter-was-ex-boyfriend-driven-by-jealousy-and-rage-reports-say/_jcr_content/article-text/article-par-3/inline_spotlight_ima/image.img.jpg/612/344/1517232114027.jpg?ve=1&tl=1)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: J Dog on January 29, 2018, 11:31:28 AM
Why are there so many assholes at a carwash at 3am?
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Aran on January 29, 2018, 11:34:59 AM
Why are there so many assholes at a carwash at 3am?

Targets
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Aran on January 29, 2018, 11:37:09 AM
Article comment "If only nobody had a gun, there would never be any murders..."
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on January 29, 2018, 02:13:36 PM
Bad Soys Bad Soys
Whatcha gonna dooo
Whatcha gonna do when they come for Jew?
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Procrustes on January 29, 2018, 02:20:01 PM
Why are there so many assholes at a carwash at 3am?

Fuckiní
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: InsideOutside on January 29, 2018, 03:00:52 PM
Why are there so many assholes at a carwash at 3am?

Non-pasturized soy milk drop off

Still illegal in 47 states
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on January 30, 2018, 12:28:38 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/D2LSDLLl.png)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: The Watcher on January 30, 2018, 02:07:25 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/D2LSDLLl.png)
Is this an improvement from the neck bearded euphoric guy?
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Aran on January 30, 2018, 02:09:52 PM
How is that different from the old face?
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Dem Wypipo on February 03, 2018, 03:04:14 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/Eqzf7gt.jpg)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Virtue Signalman First Class on February 03, 2018, 04:09:11 PM
I don't know how to react to this kind of thing.

I just feel confused. Am I supposed to laugh or cry?

Where do these people come from?
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on February 03, 2018, 07:43:10 PM
I refuse to believe that is not a joke. No one would do that. I cannot accept that.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: a torrent of piss on February 03, 2018, 07:46:10 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/D2LSDLLl.png)
It's Steve from Blue's Clues!
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: AssPoundingFaggot on February 04, 2018, 07:40:10 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/D2LSDLLl.png)
It's Steve from Blue's Clues!
           

Oh my god that fucking open mouthed smile is so punchable
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on February 04, 2018, 09:02:56 AM
So easy to break that jaw.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: URANIUM CURES HIPPIES on February 04, 2018, 09:59:43 AM
Is this an improvement from the neck bearded euphoric guy?

If Atheism+ showed us anything, it's a considerable downgrade. At least the neckbeards stick to their own while these types just go from movement to movement like a bunch of locusts in the hopes a frumpy dangerhair might one day give them pity-sex.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Affirmative Action Hero on February 04, 2018, 12:59:03 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/D2LSDLLl.png)

he looks like Paul Ryan with Down Syndrome
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Dem Wypipo on February 04, 2018, 01:06:52 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/D2LSDLLl.png)

he looks like Paul Ryan with Down Syndrome

So like Paul Ryan then
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on February 04, 2018, 11:29:10 PM
He looks like a gay Edward Norton.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Hugbox Kommissar on February 05, 2018, 09:09:52 AM
(https://preview.ibb.co/dT531H/Screenshot_20180205_080302.jpg)

"Dammit, Besmann, I needed that report done an hour ago!"

"Sorry, boss, but my dump stat is constitution!"

*laugh track*
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on February 05, 2018, 09:59:47 AM
^^^ This guy was brutalized in high school.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on February 05, 2018, 10:18:21 AM
I'VE GOT IT! The perfect response that will make every shitlord nazi scratch his head, having a waking moment and truly seeing that black lives really do matter and orange ones do not! Too bad I can't type it now for I and the boys are going to be discussing our favorite 2Ds and I can't let little Desumatsukari Onkoyatsimashiri down failing to praise her.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on February 05, 2018, 06:45:50 PM
Any Gen Y or Z male who's incapable of work needs to eat a bullet.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Strugbox FBI Plant on February 05, 2018, 06:49:23 PM
Any Gen Y or Z male who's incapable of work needs to eat a bullet.

He would but he's out of "tearfully put barrel of gun in mouth" spell slots.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on February 05, 2018, 07:40:49 PM
Any Gen Y or Z male who's incapable of work needs to eat a bullet.

He would but he's out of "tearfully put barrel of gun in mouth" spell slots.

Sounds less like a spell and more like a perk* to me.





*for the rest of us.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: InsideOutside on February 05, 2018, 07:58:55 PM
Any Gen Y or Z male who's incapable of work needs to eat a bullet.

Every time some faggot says they're disabled THEREFORE they can't work, I think about the kid at every movie theater in the USA who is in a wheelchair with some horrible Stephen Hawkings shit and tears tickets. Or the downs kid who would bag groceries all fucking day and night if they would let him.


A human with the body of a crippled 6 year old and the mind of 6 month old is able to keep a job you shameful degenerates.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Procrustes on February 05, 2018, 08:24:39 PM
(https://preview.ibb.co/dT531H/Screenshot_20180205_080302.jpg)

"Dammit, Besmann, I needed that report done an hour ago!"

"Sorry, boss, but my dump stat is constitution!"

*laugh track*


What the fuck is all that gay shit??
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on February 06, 2018, 02:36:12 AM
Any Gen Y or Z male who's incapable of work needs to eat a bullet.

Every time some faggot says they're disabled THEREFORE they can't work, I think about the kid at every movie theater in the USA who is in a wheelchair with some horrible Stephen Hawkings shit and tears tickets. Or the downs kid who would bag groceries all fucking day and night if they would let him.


A human with the body of a crippled 6 year old and the mind of 6 month old is able to keep a job you shameful degenerates.

I'm on my phone, but there's an awesome YouTube video of a guy with downs syndrome who is not only a special Olympian, but runs his own restaurant in Arizona. Granted I'm sure his family and parents help him a lot but he shows more gumption and love for his dellow man than any layabout in the current day would.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: The Watcher on February 06, 2018, 06:45:37 AM
Suicide is always an opportunity(in wanted to write opinion but autocorrect makes me believe this is better.)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Dem Wypipo on February 06, 2018, 08:25:34 AM
It's crazy and hilarious to see how many goons are putting all their eggs in the UBI basket.  They don't want to bother being more employable, learn more skills, etc.  They're just hoping that when the next Democrat gets elected to office they will roll out UBI with enough to cover the cost of a trendy downtown loft, daily ethnic food runs, their Steam libraries, and muh cummies from ohjoysextoy.com.

If Drumpf follows through on his welfare reform promise for this year, there's going to be a mass triggering event for unemployable goons who think society owes them a daily large pizza from Domino's.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Jace821 on February 06, 2018, 12:05:23 PM
It's crazy and hilarious to see how many goons are putting all their eggs in the UBI basket.  They don't want to bother being more employable, learn more skills, etc.  They're just hoping that when the next Democrat gets elected to office they will roll out UBI with enough to cover the cost of a trendy downtown loft, daily ethnic food runs, their Steam libraries, and muh cummies from ohjoysextoy.com.

If Drumpf follows through on his welfare reform promise for this year, there's going to be a mass triggering event for unemployable goons who think society owes them a daily large pizza from Domino's.

Even if the US got a UBI it would be hilariously small and wouldn't cover a week's worth of rent in the urban loft they desire. They'd have to move to the middle of nowhere.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Virtue Signalman First Class on February 06, 2018, 01:17:51 PM
Yep, if UBI is coming it's going to be a shitty studio in a ghetto and 4$ worth of food stamps. Warm water on Tuesdays and Fridays.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Slacktivist on February 06, 2018, 01:42:18 PM
If UBI rolls out what stops prices from rising ala the mythical $15 minimum wage goon sacred cow?
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Hugbox Kommissar on February 06, 2018, 04:00:14 PM
If UBI rolls out what stops prices from rising ala the mythical $15 minimum wage goon sacred cow?
You're putting more thought into this than they are. All they want is for someone else to subsidize their lazy ass after mommy and daddy kick the bucket, socioeconomic repercussions be damned.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: a torrent of piss on February 06, 2018, 04:32:28 PM
It's crazy and hilarious to see how many goons are putting all their eggs in the UBI basket.  They don't want to bother being more employable, learn more skills, etc.  They're just hoping that when the next Democrat gets elected to office they will roll out UBI with enough to cover the cost of a trendy downtown loft, daily ethnic food runs, their Steam libraries, and muh cummies from ohjoysextoy.com.

If Drumpf follows through on his welfare reform promise for this year, there's going to be a mass triggering event for unemployable goons who think society owes them a daily large pizza from Domino's.
A large pizza costs 10 dollars from costco, I think society can give out a 10 dollar daily allowance.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: OOK OOK SCREE (D-IL) on February 06, 2018, 05:52:50 PM
If UBI rolls out what stops prices from rising ala the mythical $15 minimum wage goon sacred cow?

Nothing, prices will stay the same and won't go up 30% year over year like college educations and cheeseburgers won't be $10 by 2023.  And the chocolate ration will go up by 15%.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Strugbox FBI Plant on February 06, 2018, 08:41:50 PM
We already have a form of UBI, it's that coworker who spends eight hours a day updating a spreadsheet that gets sent as a report once a month or the entire profession of diversity consultants.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: InsideOutside on February 06, 2018, 09:18:44 PM
If UBI rolls out what stops prices from rising ala the mythical $15 minimum wage goon sacred cow?

Nothing, prices will stay the same and won't go up 30% year over year like college educations and cheeseburgers won't be $10 by 2023.  And the chocolate ration will go up by 15%.

...and thats what we have to simultaneously prevent everyone else from making more money! What? Socialism? No! No, its totally not that, comrades!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okHGCz6xxiw
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: [HEAD NIGGER OF STRUG] anti-Semitic graphs on February 06, 2018, 11:25:21 PM
Did you guys see the articles about fucking STOCKTON, CA of all places implementing UBI? Why do we have to do these things that are so obviously going to lead to tears? Oh well  :twisted:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Jace821 on February 06, 2018, 11:42:20 PM
Did you guys see the articles about fucking STOCKTON, CA of all places implementing UBI? Why do we have to do these things that are so obviously going to lead to tears? Oh well  :twisted:

Lol $500 per month
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: InsideOutside on February 06, 2018, 11:50:36 PM
That's enough to get a couple jerseys to hold you over until EBT day.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on February 08, 2018, 12:31:29 PM
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/randi-gunther/marriage-advice_b_5666990.html

Being a soyboy can cost you your wife.

Quote
Why Great Husbands Are Being Abandoned

Not so many years ago, married men had the freedom to live by one set of rules away from home, and a different set at the hearth. Because they held the power to distribute resources however they wished, they could decide what and when to share them. As women have become legitimate wage earners with more powerful voices, they have challenged their chosen partners to participate in a whole new kind of connection that does not accept automatic hierarchy.

In the last few decades women have slowly driven their point home. The millennial men, who are their current counterparts, are freer thinkers and they have responded in kind in their relationships as well. These men like their women strong and feisty, and have willingly accepted the responsibility to connect in a more vulnerable way. They get it that itís sexy to help make a meal or take the kids away on a Sunday morning so their wives can sleep in. They are the androgynous guys that their women have asked them to become.

You would think that the women in these new relationships would be ecstatic. Theyíve got a guy who wants to work out together, share parenting, support their parallel dreams, and make their family collective central to both of their lives. Theyíve established an equal relationship of coordinated teamwork, and the guys donít seem to miss their old need to posture for power over intimate connections.

Well, guess again. Fifty percent of marriages are still ending in divorce, and women continue to be the gender that initiates those endings. In the past, their reasons for leaving most often had to do with infidelity, neglect, or abuse. Now theyíre dumping men who are faithful, attentive, and respectful, the very men they said they have always wanted. Why would women who have accomplished the female dream suddenly not be satisfied with it? Why are they leaving these ideal guys, and for what reasons?

I am currently dealing with several of these great husbands. They are, across the board, respectful, quality, caring, devoted, cherishing, authentic, and supportive guys whose wives have left them for a different kind of man. These once-beloved men make a living, love their kids, help with chores, support aging parents, and support their mateís desires and interests. They believe theyíve done everything right. They are devastated, confused, disoriented, and heartsick. In a tragic way, they startlingly resemble the disheartened women of the past who were left behind by men who ďjust wanted something new.Ē

You may think that these women are ruthless and inconsiderate. Those I know are far from that. More often, they still love their husbands as much as they ever did, but in a different way. They tell me how wonderful their men are and how much they respect them. They just donít want to be married to them anymore.


Perhaps it would be even more honest to say that they donít want to be yoked to anyone any more. At least in the traditional ways they once embraced as ideal. They feel compassion for their prior mates, but liberated in their new-found right to create a different way of feeling in relationships. In short, they want to live their lives with the privileges men once had.

I think I understand what is going on.

In the last twenty years, as women have found their voices and value, they have been asking more equality in their relationships. They were ready to take leadership and to disconnect from dependency. In exchange, they wanted their men to adopt nurturing and vulnerable characteristics. At first, there was an expected backlash. ďMen are from MarsĒ and other media presentations became the cry for holding on to the differences between men and women and to keep them from blending.

Nevertheless, it became more and more apparent that quality people of both genders would be happier and more fulfilled if they could combine power and nurturing. Men would develop their feminine side and women their masculine. No longer would it be that the bad boys were sexy and the good women were virtuous. Now quality men needed to add chivalry to their power, and women to claim their ability for independent thinking and leadership. They could imagine a relationship where both were equally blended and free to be the best they could be. ďSheĒ and ďheĒ became the new idealized ďwe.Ē


[[[STDH LIES BELOW \/ \/ \/ ]]]]
As the trend picked up energy, more of the die-hard ďmenís menĒ started to see that the androgynous males were stealing the great girls from under their hard-core posturing, and began to wonder if their ďtake-no-prisonersĒ attitude might benefit from a little revising.
[[[STDH LIES ABOVE ^^^]]]


Women saw their newly developed mates as their best friends, so wonderfully malleable they could take them anywhere and know they would fit in. Men no longer had to ďunderstand and handleĒ their women, nor did women have to orchestrate ďconnection.Ē

Then things started to go awry. Perhaps these androgynous couples over-valued adopting the same behaviors in their relationship. Maybe the men got too nice and the women a little too challenging. Oddly, the androgynous men seemed to like their new-found emotional availability, while the women began to feel more unfulfilled. Her ďperfectĒ partner, in the process of reclaiming his full emotional expressiveness, somehow ended up paying an unfair price; he was no longer able to command the hierarchical respect from her that was once his inalienable right.

How can a man be a caretaker and a warrior at the same time? How can he serve his womanís need for a partner who is vulnerable, open, and intimate, while donning armor to fight the dangers that threaten his family and place in the world? How can he stand up and be a man amongst men, loyal to the hunting band that covers his back, while taking the night feeding, while not appearing less than a man? Did he blend his male energy with his female side, or did he learn to be more like a female at the price of his innate masculinity?

The women I have treated who have left their husbands for more ďmasculineĒ men believed that their new relationships would be able to both excite and nurture them. Sadly, that has not always happened. The veritable saint with balls is as elusive as ever.

When things havenít worked out as they thought they would, several of the women I am now working with are re-thinking their decisions, wondering if they left too soon, or for the wrong reasons. They want to reconcile with the men they have left behind. Their husbands are torn between the understandable desire to reject them and still wanting them back. Ironically, because these have nurtured the feminine side of their natures, they are also able to forgive in a way few men have been able to do in the past.

But because they have no interest in returning to the ďbad boyĒ mentality their competitors brandished, they are faced with a challenge most men have never had to confront. How do they hold on to their vulnerability and capacity to nurture, and blend it with the strength and power required of a self-respecting leader of men?

None of my reuniting couples ever want to lose each other again. Theyíve left the old ways behind and know that going back to what was will not work anymore. They intensely want to create a new kind of connection that blends the beauty of traditional roles with the freedom to move between them, and to blend the best of the past with an as-yet-unwritten future.

It must be a parallel path. Both men and women must separately find their own balance between their need for independence and their desire for ongoing commitment. As integrated individuals in their own right, they would then have the capacity to create a relationship that is more than the exchange or sum of the parts. Committed partners who are willing to fight for that innovative solution will find the way.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Emotional Support Hamster on February 08, 2018, 12:35:49 PM
It's crazy and hilarious to see how many goons are putting all their eggs in the UBI basket.  They don't want to bother being more employable, learn more skills, etc.  They're just hoping that when the next Democrat gets elected to office they will roll out UBI with enough to cover the cost of a trendy downtown loft, daily ethnic food runs, their Steam libraries, and muh cummies from ohjoysextoy.com.

If Drumpf follows through on his welfare reform promise for this year, there's going to be a mass triggering event for unemployable goons who think society owes them a daily large pizza from Domino's.

Even if the US got a UBI it would be hilariously small and wouldn't cover a week's worth of rent in the urban loft they desire. They'd have to move to the middle of nowhere.

Most of the luxury apartment complexes around here end up giving away 30-50% of their units as "low income housing". Combine that with generous  EBT/WIC/SSDI we already have "universal basic income".

Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on February 08, 2018, 01:37:29 PM
It's crazy and hilarious to see how many goons are putting all their eggs in the UBI basket.  They don't want to bother being more employable, learn more skills, etc.  They're just hoping that when the next Democrat gets elected to office they will roll out UBI with enough to cover the cost of a trendy downtown loft, daily ethnic food runs, their Steam libraries, and muh cummies from ohjoysextoy.com.

If Drumpf follows through on his welfare reform promise for this year, there's going to be a mass triggering event for unemployable goons who think society owes them a daily large pizza from Domino's.

Even if the US got a UBI it would be hilariously small and wouldn't cover a week's worth of rent in the urban loft they desire. They'd have to move to the middle of nowhere.

Most of the luxury apartment complexes around here end up giving away 30-50% of their units as "low income housing". Combine that with generous  EBT/WIC/SSDI we already have "universal basic income".

The giveaways were likely government imposed- in order for the developers to get approval build certain projects they had to make sure they hit an arbitrary number of affordable units. Also, there's a program the feds have called Section 51 or 52 or some shit that basically offers construction financing at a below market interest rate provided X number of units are for low-income residents. This is how these luxury complexes turn into shitholes over time. I'm seeing it where I live right now.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: blasting_asshole on February 08, 2018, 02:05:35 PM
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/randi-gunther/marriage-advice_b_5666990.html

Being a soyboy can cost you your wife.

Quote
Why Great Husbands Are Being Abandoned

Not so many years ago, married men had the freedom to live by one set of rules away from home, and a different set at the hearth. Because they held the power to distribute resources however they wished, they could decide what and when to share them. As women have become legitimate wage earners with more powerful voices, they have challenged their chosen partners to participate in a whole new kind of connection that does not accept automatic hierarchy.

In the last few decades women have slowly driven their point home. The millennial men, who are their current counterparts, are freer thinkers and they have responded in kind in their relationships as well. These men like their women strong and feisty, and have willingly accepted the responsibility to connect in a more vulnerable way. They get it that itís sexy to help make a meal or take the kids away on a Sunday morning so their wives can sleep in. They are the androgynous guys that their women have asked them to become.

You would think that the women in these new relationships would be ecstatic. Theyíve got a guy who wants to work out together, share parenting, support their parallel dreams, and make their family collective central to both of their lives. Theyíve established an equal relationship of coordinated teamwork, and the guys donít seem to miss their old need to posture for power over intimate connections.

Well, guess again. Fifty percent of marriages are still ending in divorce, and women continue to be the gender that initiates those endings. In the past, their reasons for leaving most often had to do with infidelity, neglect, or abuse. Now theyíre dumping men who are faithful, attentive, and respectful, the very men they said they have always wanted. Why would women who have accomplished the female dream suddenly not be satisfied with it? Why are they leaving these ideal guys, and for what reasons?

I am currently dealing with several of these great husbands. They are, across the board, respectful, quality, caring, devoted, cherishing, authentic, and supportive guys whose wives have left them for a different kind of man. These once-beloved men make a living, love their kids, help with chores, support aging parents, and support their mateís desires and interests. They believe theyíve done everything right. They are devastated, confused, disoriented, and heartsick. In a tragic way, they startlingly resemble the disheartened women of the past who were left behind by men who ďjust wanted something new.Ē

You may think that these women are ruthless and inconsiderate. Those I know are far from that. More often, they still love their husbands as much as they ever did, but in a different way. They tell me how wonderful their men are and how much they respect them. They just donít want to be married to them anymore.


Perhaps it would be even more honest to say that they donít want to be yoked to anyone any more. At least in the traditional ways they once embraced as ideal. They feel compassion for their prior mates, but liberated in their new-found right to create a different way of feeling in relationships. In short, they want to live their lives with the privileges men once had.

I think I understand what is going on.

In the last twenty years, as women have found their voices and value, they have been asking more equality in their relationships. They were ready to take leadership and to disconnect from dependency. In exchange, they wanted their men to adopt nurturing and vulnerable characteristics. At first, there was an expected backlash. ďMen are from MarsĒ and other media presentations became the cry for holding on to the differences between men and women and to keep them from blending.

Nevertheless, it became more and more apparent that quality people of both genders would be happier and more fulfilled if they could combine power and nurturing. Men would develop their feminine side and women their masculine. No longer would it be that the bad boys were sexy and the good women were virtuous. Now quality men needed to add chivalry to their power, and women to claim their ability for independent thinking and leadership. They could imagine a relationship where both were equally blended and free to be the best they could be. ďSheĒ and ďheĒ became the new idealized ďwe.Ē


[[[STDH LIES BELOW \/ \/ \/ ]]]]
As the trend picked up energy, more of the die-hard ďmenís menĒ started to see that the androgynous males were stealing the great girls from under their hard-core posturing, and began to wonder if their ďtake-no-prisonersĒ attitude might benefit from a little revising.
[[[STDH LIES ABOVE ^^^]]]


Women saw their newly developed mates as their best friends, so wonderfully malleable they could take them anywhere and know they would fit in. Men no longer had to ďunderstand and handleĒ their women, nor did women have to orchestrate ďconnection.Ē

Then things started to go awry. Perhaps these androgynous couples over-valued adopting the same behaviors in their relationship. Maybe the men got too nice and the women a little too challenging. Oddly, the androgynous men seemed to like their new-found emotional availability, while the women began to feel more unfulfilled. Her ďperfectĒ partner, in the process of reclaiming his full emotional expressiveness, somehow ended up paying an unfair price; he was no longer able to command the hierarchical respect from her that was once his inalienable right.

How can a man be a caretaker and a warrior at the same time? How can he serve his womanís need for a partner who is vulnerable, open, and intimate, while donning armor to fight the dangers that threaten his family and place in the world? How can he stand up and be a man amongst men, loyal to the hunting band that covers his back, while taking the night feeding, while not appearing less than a man? Did he blend his male energy with his female side, or did he learn to be more like a female at the price of his innate masculinity?

The women I have treated who have left their husbands for more ďmasculineĒ men believed that their new relationships would be able to both excite and nurture them. Sadly, that has not always happened. The veritable saint with balls is as elusive as ever.

When things havenít worked out as they thought they would, several of the women I am now working with are re-thinking their decisions, wondering if they left too soon, or for the wrong reasons. They want to reconcile with the men they have left behind. Their husbands are torn between the understandable desire to reject them and still wanting them back. Ironically, because these have nurtured the feminine side of their natures, they are also able to forgive in a way few men have been able to do in the past.

But because they have no interest in returning to the ďbad boyĒ mentality their competitors brandished, they are faced with a challenge most men have never had to confront. How do they hold on to their vulnerability and capacity to nurture, and blend it with the strength and power required of a self-respecting leader of men?

None of my reuniting couples ever want to lose each other again. Theyíve left the old ways behind and know that going back to what was will not work anymore. They intensely want to create a new kind of connection that blends the beauty of traditional roles with the freedom to move between them, and to blend the best of the past with an as-yet-unwritten future.

It must be a parallel path. Both men and women must separately find their own balance between their need for independence and their desire for ongoing commitment. As integrated individuals in their own right, they would then have the capacity to create a relationship that is more than the exchange or sum of the parts. Committed partners who are willing to fight for that innovative solution will find the way.

:tom: I've never made any sense or been able to gather any coherency out of anything written or said by a marriage counselor. No, I have never received marriage counseling. I have talked to a few at parties and read articles like this and can only imagine trying to fix your relationship through marriage counseling must be like trying to kick water up stairs. It just doesn't work.


Fucking lol definately another childless, walking womb of poison.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on February 08, 2018, 05:03:28 PM
I imagine a marriage counselor's job is much like a researcher's job: it behooves them to stay just on the edge of a breakthrough, but never quite find an answer.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: adolf spacey on February 08, 2018, 06:11:36 PM
Was part of a marriage counseling program.


Donít go to a marriage counselor.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Strugbox FBI Plant on February 08, 2018, 06:33:29 PM
A marriage counselor is just hiring reinforcements for your wife.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Ass Diamond on February 08, 2018, 06:53:35 PM
Marriage counseling is buying time for asset moving and transferal, for pigeon-holing cash, selecting a good attorney and hopefully filing first.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on February 08, 2018, 07:03:19 PM
Has marriage counseling EVER actually fixed a marriage? I don't mean they stayed together. There are countless miserable married people. I mean has this series of events ever taken place:

Happy couple -> marriage -> happy marriage -> marriage a little rocky -> marriage in trouble -> counseling -> work -> happy marriage again where you can't wait to see the other person again, you pinch each other's ass as you pass each other in the house, you both give and get enthusiastic oral sex, and you make people gag with your PDA like you're a couple of college freshmen in love who are seeing each other for the first time after a long thanksgiving break home where all you did was sext and skype the whole time anyways

If it has I ain't never seen it.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: The Trumpriarch on February 08, 2018, 07:21:01 PM
Was part of a marriage counseling program.


Donít go to a marriage counselor.

Stories?
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Pleasant Rectal Itch on February 08, 2018, 07:46:29 PM
3 different types of sex-

Anytime, Anywhere: New relationship= lots of banging

Marital Sex: Doesn't happen as often; resentment grows between the couple due to lack of sex/stress/kids/bills

Hallway Sex: You walk past each other in the hallway and say "Fuck you" to one another.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Got Milk? on February 09, 2018, 07:39:25 AM
If you're going to a marriage counselor you're already fucked.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on February 09, 2018, 10:47:22 AM
March of the Soyboys:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siDjdwL18b8
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Ass Diamond on February 09, 2018, 10:58:51 AM
Wow. This video inadvertently shows what its like being a straight guy being endlessly harassed and stalked by gays
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Embedded YouTube Journo on February 09, 2018, 01:54:47 PM
Has marriage counseling EVER actually fixed a marriage? I don't mean they stayed together. There are countless miserable married people. I mean has this series of events ever taken place:

Happy couple -> marriage -> happy marriage -> marriage a little rocky -> marriage in trouble -> counseling -> work -> happy marriage again where you can't wait to see the other person again, you pinch each other's ass as you pass each other in the house, you both give and get enthusiastic oral sex, and you make people gag with your PDA like you're a couple of college freshmen in love who are seeing each other for the first time after a long thanksgiving break home where all you did was sext and skype the whole time anyways

If it has I ain't never seen it.

That kind of sexual relationship, i believe, rarely happens outside of a new marriage/relationship.  At least not consistently.  People change, grow up, get older, life changes, kids, etc.  The point isnt to keep things the same but rather grow *with* one another in similar terms and along similar directions.  Marriage counseling can work, I've seen it improve peoples lives and relationships, but both parties have to be willing to change and do hard work to succeed at it.  Even in a "one-sided" situation (one spouse cheats on another) neither party is "innocent" and both have contributed to the degradation of the relationship to the point where that would happen (yes occasionally you get a total sociopath who just dgaf but thats relatively rare).  If even one party isn't willing to take a good hard look at what they did to contribute and then change all the counseling in the world won't matter.

Furthermore both have to set boundaries and be willing to say "i want to find a new counselor" if the current one is just siding with one spouse and beating up on the 'bad guy.' Not all LCSW or psychologists are created equal, and in some cases that means extremely specialized therapists outside of just "marriage counselors" (who are generally shit at anything beyond "we have minor troubles and need help talking about it").  Like I knew a guy who was dealing with major chemical dependencies (alcoholism, uppers, among other things) and a marriage counselor was useless, they had shop around until they found a guy to see who dealt with addictions and their effects on relationships, they're still together, and there's still a rough road ahead but things are way better than ever before.

Also keep in mind: a lot of people have problems in their marriage/relationship that don't appear obvious to even close friends (or themselves).  I've had friends who seemed fine and then things fell apart, only to find out their marriage was total shit, and others who fought all the time but were 100% devoted to each other.  A decent number of people get counseling, it helps them work through shit, and they never talk about it.  The biggest hurdle people deal with these days in marriages is massive arrested development and lack of maturity for both women and men.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Shakebox on February 09, 2018, 02:28:49 PM
I think counseling can work if you're just having some troubles in your marriage and need a third voice to help you hash shit out. If you're going as a last ditch effort to actually save your marriage then it probably won't help.

That said, if you have kids you should grow the fuck up and get your shit together for their sake. Also it helps if you don't marry a whore.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on February 09, 2018, 02:52:42 PM
I've been in a few long term relationships. The longest was about 11 years. Sex never got boring. I don't understand people who say that sex got boring in their relationship. I think it is indicative of other problems. If you don't like someone, you're not going to enjoy intimacy with that person. That's just human nature.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Mad at the Internet on February 09, 2018, 03:16:05 PM
Agree with Rocket. When you let yourself get to the point that you actually dislike your spouse, intimacy is the first thing that's gonna go out the window. It all goes downhill after that.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Handyman on February 09, 2018, 03:20:56 PM
It's not a length of time issue.  It's having kids.  It's hard to muster up the energy to get laid an hour after you spent the day's mental energy on all of the little tasks that go into making sure that your kids one day become functioning members of society. 
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: InsideOutside on February 09, 2018, 03:25:50 PM
ProTip - If you are seeking any kind of counseling, make sure they have a PhD in psychology. Most "marriage counselors" have a two year Masters in education, sociology or school psychology, which for some reason checks the block.

Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: blasting_asshole on February 09, 2018, 03:30:43 PM
Kids do make it tough. We kept the first one's crib in our bedroom, for the first year. Now we're doing the same with the 2nd one who is a lot more gassy. Good luck maintaining focus when you hear your little infant let out a fart that's just as loud as yours. Plus, any mother worth a shit is gonna get distracted by any cough, sneeze or thud.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Got Milk? on February 09, 2018, 03:38:13 PM
We kept the first one's crib in our bedroom, for the first year.

Why a full year? Most people do it sometime between 3-6 months.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on February 09, 2018, 04:22:15 PM
We kept the first one's crib in our bedroom, for the first year.

Why a full year? Most people do it sometime between 3-6 months.

He needed to be grown up enough to fend off the dog.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Shakebox on February 09, 2018, 04:25:21 PM
How do you have sex with a 1 year old in the room? First few months OK, but once they start becoming aware of what's going on that's weird as fuck.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: InsideOutside on February 09, 2018, 04:53:31 PM
How do you have sex with a 1 year old in the room? First few months OK, but once they start becoming aware of what's going on that's weird as fuck.

You explain to him that it isn't molestation, you're teaching him the pleasures of gay sex.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Obese and Triggered on February 09, 2018, 11:19:06 PM
I've been in a few long term relationships. The longest was about 11 years. Sex never got boring.
   :say:
(https://i.imgur.com/W81fKGVl.jpg)

Caption - A young lawyer and his goodwife relate how to rekindle the Passion of Venus in the marital chambers.

Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on February 10, 2018, 12:03:57 AM
We kept the first one's crib in our bedroom, for the first year.

Why a full year? Most people do it sometime between 3-6 months.

He needed to be grown up enough to fend off the dog.
Fukken lololololl


I've been in a few long term relationships. The longest was about 11 years. Sex never got boring.
   :say:
(https://i.imgur.com/W81fKGVl.jpg)

Caption - A young lawyer and his goodwife relate how to rekindle the Passion of Venus in the marital chambers.
When that girdle comes off, shit gets freaky.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Sassy Gay Y-Wing Pilot on February 10, 2018, 11:07:08 AM
"You explain to him that it isn't molestation, you're teaching him the pleasures of gay sex."

Such delicious shitposting, so salty, never stop, I don't ever want to be there.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Franzo on February 10, 2018, 11:12:14 AM
http://youtu.be/iD1Xjdr1TbM?t=40
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on February 11, 2018, 12:38:26 PM
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/randi-gunther/marriage-advice_b_5666990.html

Being a soyboy can cost you your wife.

Quote
Why Great Husbands Are Being Abandoned

Not so many years ago, married men had the freedom to live by one set of rules away from home, and a different set at the hearth. Because they held the power to distribute resources however they wished, they could decide what and when to share them. As women have become legitimate wage earners with more powerful voices, they have challenged their chosen partners to participate in a whole new kind of connection that does not accept automatic hierarchy.

In the last few decades women have slowly driven their point home. The millennial men, who are their current counterparts, are freer thinkers and they have responded in kind in their relationships as well. These men like their women strong and feisty, and have willingly accepted the responsibility to connect in a more vulnerable way. They get it that itís sexy to help make a meal or take the kids away on a Sunday morning so their wives can sleep in. They are the androgynous guys that their women have asked them to become.

You would think that the women in these new relationships would be ecstatic. Theyíve got a guy who wants to work out together, share parenting, support their parallel dreams, and make their family collective central to both of their lives. Theyíve established an equal relationship of coordinated teamwork, and the guys donít seem to miss their old need to posture for power over intimate connections.

Well, guess again. Fifty percent of marriages are still ending in divorce, and women continue to be the gender that initiates those endings. In the past, their reasons for leaving most often had to do with infidelity, neglect, or abuse. Now theyíre dumping men who are faithful, attentive, and respectful, the very men they said they have always wanted. Why would women who have accomplished the female dream suddenly not be satisfied with it? Why are they leaving these ideal guys, and for what reasons?

I am currently dealing with several of these great husbands. They are, across the board, respectful, quality, caring, devoted, cherishing, authentic, and supportive guys whose wives have left them for a different kind of man. These once-beloved men make a living, love their kids, help with chores, support aging parents, and support their mateís desires and interests. They believe theyíve done everything right. They are devastated, confused, disoriented, and heartsick. In a tragic way, they startlingly resemble the disheartened women of the past who were left behind by men who ďjust wanted something new.Ē

You may think that these women are ruthless and inconsiderate. Those I know are far from that. More often, they still love their husbands as much as they ever did, but in a different way. They tell me how wonderful their men are and how much they respect them. They just donít want to be married to them anymore.


Perhaps it would be even more honest to say that they donít want to be yoked to anyone any more. At least in the traditional ways they once embraced as ideal. They feel compassion for their prior mates, but liberated in their new-found right to create a different way of feeling in relationships. In short, they want to live their lives with the privileges men once had.

I think I understand what is going on.

In the last twenty years, as women have found their voices and value, they have been asking more equality in their relationships. They were ready to take leadership and to disconnect from dependency. In exchange, they wanted their men to adopt nurturing and vulnerable characteristics. At first, there was an expected backlash. ďMen are from MarsĒ and other media presentations became the cry for holding on to the differences between men and women and to keep them from blending.

Nevertheless, it became more and more apparent that quality people of both genders would be happier and more fulfilled if they could combine power and nurturing. Men would develop their feminine side and women their masculine. No longer would it be that the bad boys were sexy and the good women were virtuous. Now quality men needed to add chivalry to their power, and women to claim their ability for independent thinking and leadership. They could imagine a relationship where both were equally blended and free to be the best they could be. ďSheĒ and ďheĒ became the new idealized ďwe.Ē


[[[STDH LIES BELOW \/ \/ \/ ]]]]
As the trend picked up energy, more of the die-hard ďmenís menĒ started to see that the androgynous males were stealing the great girls from under their hard-core posturing, and began to wonder if their ďtake-no-prisonersĒ attitude might benefit from a little revising.
[[[STDH LIES ABOVE ^^^]]]


Women saw their newly developed mates as their best friends, so wonderfully malleable they could take them anywhere and know they would fit in. Men no longer had to ďunderstand and handleĒ their women, nor did women have to orchestrate ďconnection.Ē

Then things started to go awry. Perhaps these androgynous couples over-valued adopting the same behaviors in their relationship. Maybe the men got too nice and the women a little too challenging. Oddly, the androgynous men seemed to like their new-found emotional availability, while the women began to feel more unfulfilled. Her ďperfectĒ partner, in the process of reclaiming his full emotional expressiveness, somehow ended up paying an unfair price; he was no longer able to command the hierarchical respect from her that was once his inalienable right.

How can a man be a caretaker and a warrior at the same time? How can he serve his womanís need for a partner who is vulnerable, open, and intimate, while donning armor to fight the dangers that threaten his family and place in the world? How can he stand up and be a man amongst men, loyal to the hunting band that covers his back, while taking the night feeding, while not appearing less than a man? Did he blend his male energy with his female side, or did he learn to be more like a female at the price of his innate masculinity?

The women I have treated who have left their husbands for more ďmasculineĒ men believed that their new relationships would be able to both excite and nurture them. Sadly, that has not always happened. The veritable saint with balls is as elusive as ever.

When things havenít worked out as they thought they would, several of the women I am now working with are re-thinking their decisions, wondering if they left too soon, or for the wrong reasons. They want to reconcile with the men they have left behind. Their husbands are torn between the understandable desire to reject them and still wanting them back. Ironically, because these have nurtured the feminine side of their natures, they are also able to forgive in a way few men have been able to do in the past.

But because they have no interest in returning to the ďbad boyĒ mentality their competitors brandished, they are faced with a challenge most men have never had to confront. How do they hold on to their vulnerability and capacity to nurture, and blend it with the strength and power required of a self-respecting leader of men?

None of my reuniting couples ever want to lose each other again. Theyíve left the old ways behind and know that going back to what was will not work anymore. They intensely want to create a new kind of connection that blends the beauty of traditional roles with the freedom to move between them, and to blend the best of the past with an as-yet-unwritten future.

It must be a parallel path. Both men and women must separately find their own balance between their need for independence and their desire for ongoing commitment. As integrated individuals in their own right, they would then have the capacity to create a relationship that is more than the exchange or sum of the parts. Committed partners who are willing to fight for that innovative solution will find the way.

:tom: I've never made any sense or been able to gather any coherency out of anything written or said by a marriage counselor. No, I have never received marriage counseling. I have talked to a few at parties and read articles like this and can only imagine trying to fix your relationship through marriage counseling must be like trying to kick water up stairs. It just doesn't work.


Fucking lol definately another childless, walking womb of poison.

That's actually not a bad article to be honest.  It encompasses a lot of the problems with modern relationships from the perspective of both sexes though it ignores how technology has made the old style marriage where the husband works and the wife spends all of her day taking care of the house impossible since you don't need much time at all to do household shit.

The conclusions in the article are not bad.  Both people must find a balance of their characteristics to make a relationship work in the modern world.  Since dual income families are the norm now as living on one income is often impossible if you don't want to live in a fucking ghetto, this balance is a necessity.  It makes relationships significantly more difficult than they used to be as both sexes have to take on roles they did not used to do. 

All in all I agree that marriage councelors are worthless though.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on February 11, 2018, 12:46:42 PM
It's not a length of time issue.  It's having kids.  It's hard to muster up the energy to get laid an hour after you spent the day's mental energy on all of the little tasks that go into making sure that your kids one day become functioning members of society. 

Yep and if you both work, it's even tougher since you may just want to relax at the end of the day after the kids go to bed.  It's easy as hell to fall into a rut with kids.  This is where it is up to men to take the lead and initiate because it's unlikely to happen otherwise.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Rocket on February 12, 2018, 06:23:56 AM
This is where it is up to men to take the lead and initiate because it's unlikely to happen otherwise.
Nice try, wife raper.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: The Watcher on February 12, 2018, 06:57:38 AM
This is where it is up to men to take the lead and initiate because it's unlikely to happen otherwise.
Nice try, wife raper.
I prefer the term ďcuck makerĒ  :colbert:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Backpfeifengesicht on February 12, 2018, 02:04:38 PM
This is where it is up to men to take the lead and initiate because it's unlikely to happen otherwise.
Nice try, wife raper.
I prefer the term ďcuck makerĒ  :colbert:

YOU'RE A
WIFE RAPER, CUCK MAKER, LOVE TAKER
DON'T YOU MESS AROUND WITH ME
YOU'RE A
WIFE RAPER, CUCK MAKER, LOVE TAKER
DON'T YOU MESS AROUND, NO
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: blasting_asshole on February 12, 2018, 03:47:02 PM
(http://cdn.playbuzz.com/cdn/32bb7fc1-2d7e-4724-9d21-4d1edd2925d9/56af9c2d-27cd-457f-93c8-3bd89cb7416f.gif)
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: OOK OOK SCREE (D-IL) on February 12, 2018, 05:44:34 PM
This is where it is up to men to take the lead and initiate because it's unlikely to happen otherwise.
Nice try, wife raper.
I prefer the term ďcuck makerĒ  :colbert:

YOU'RE A
WIFE RAPER, CUCK MAKER, LOVE TAKER
DON'T YOU MESS AROUND WITH ME
YOU'RE A
WIFE RAPER, CUCK MAKER, LOVE TAKER
DON'T YOU MESS AROUND, NO

I think I'm a soy boy
There always seems to be implied rape around
I think I'm a soy boy
Tyrone and my girl in bed is the only sound
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: InsideOutside on February 12, 2018, 05:54:18 PM
This is where it is up to men to take the lead and initiate because it's unlikely to happen otherwise.
Nice try, wife raper.
I prefer the term ďcuck makerĒ  :colbert:

YOU'RE A
WIFE RAPER, CUCK MAKER, LOVE TAKER
DON'T YOU MESS AROUND WITH ME
YOU'RE A
WIFE RAPER, CUCK MAKER, LOVE TAKER
DON'T YOU MESS AROUND, NO

I think I'm a soy boy
There always seems to be implied rape around
I think I'm a soy boy
Tyrone and my girl in bed is the only sound

I want you to know
That I'm happy for you
And I want you to bang
My wife for us both

A YOUNGER VERSION OF ME
DOES HE HAVE LOW-T LIKE ME
WOULD HE NOT ASK PERMISSION AND A SIGNATURE
DOES HE CRY SILENTLY
BEG FORGIVENESS ON HIS KNEES
IM SURE HE'S A CLEAN AND WELL SPOKEN NIGGER
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: OOK OOK SCREE (D-IL) on February 13, 2018, 05:23:01 PM
This is where it is up to men to take the lead and initiate because it's unlikely to happen otherwise.
Nice try, wife raper.
I prefer the term ďcuck makerĒ  :colbert:

YOU'RE A
WIFE RAPER, CUCK MAKER, LOVE TAKER
DON'T YOU MESS AROUND WITH ME
YOU'RE A
WIFE RAPER, CUCK MAKER, LOVE TAKER
DON'T YOU MESS AROUND, NO

I think I'm a soy boy
There always seems to be implied rape around
I think I'm a soy boy
Tyrone and my girl in bed is the only sound

I want you to know
That I'm happy for you
And I want you to bang
My wife for us both

A YOUNGER VERSION OF ME
DOES HE HAVE LOW-T LIKE ME
WOULD HE NOT ASK PERMISSION AND A SIGNATURE
DOES HE CRY SILENTLY
BEG FORGIVENESS ON HIS KNEES
IM SURE HE'S A CLEAN AND WELL SPOKEN NIGGER

What I need is a soy latte
Cause I'm feelin' like a cis-male
And I need to be retrained
By the bull who fucks my wife
Because I didn't want
To fluff him first
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Virtue Signalman First Class on February 15, 2018, 02:56:49 PM
http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-42997068

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When author Kamila Shamsie challenged the book industry to publish only women in 2018 to help address a gender imbalance in literature, just one publisher took up the challenge - the Sheffield-based company And Other Stories.

It was almost three years ago that Shamsie suggested "a concerted campaign to redress the inequality" in publishing.

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/13DD4/production/_99946318_dsc_0673.jpg)

I thought it was two women in that picture but on closer inspection one of them is a man? I don't think that guy has any more testosterone left in his body, the soy has taken care of that.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: The Trumpriarch on February 16, 2018, 01:46:53 AM
Yes, let's redress the inequality of an industry that is run almost entirely by women.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Obese and Triggered on February 16, 2018, 01:12:43 PM
I was watching some fail videos and saw this pitiful example of the modern soyboy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26MjDmvSN10

His ladyfriend/beard/gal pal starts rolling backwards down the slope. Too bad his muscles have atrophied due to soy and communism and like the great big wussy that he is, he stands and stares at her as she crashes in the dirt.

I'm sure some of our Captains of Industry will sneer that she got what she deserved, but I argue that this pitiful wimp failed in his duty as a man that day to *make an effort*. He had ample time to grab hold of the wheelchair and prevent her potential injury.

:pathetic:


The rest of the video is her vlog for that day as they pal around and you can watch him perform some feeble bmx stunts later in the video.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: blasting_asshole on February 16, 2018, 01:46:49 PM
What the fuck are you posting about? Is this satire SS shitposting or something?

Leave the obvious high school kids alone, for fuck sake.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Dem Wypipo on February 16, 2018, 06:40:06 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/ojFm1Ev.jpg)

Yes, this is probably fake but I don't care :colbert:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: InsideOutside on February 16, 2018, 07:02:52 PM
Not fake. He's even wearing an infinity gauntlet shirt.

 :myecred:
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on February 16, 2018, 07:30:16 PM
Do soy boys even have a shred of self awareness as to how terrible they look with those open gaped smiles?
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Nigtendo on February 16, 2018, 07:32:46 PM
http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-42997068 (http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-42997068)

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When author Kamila Shamsie challenged the book industry to publish only women in 2018 to help address a gender imbalance in literature, just one publisher took up the challenge - the Sheffield-based company And Other Stories.

It was almost three years ago that Shamsie suggested "a concerted campaign to redress the inequality" in publishing.

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/13DD4/production/_99946318_dsc_0673.jpg)

I thought it was two women in that picture but on closer inspection one of them is a man? I don't think that guy has any more testosterone left in his body, the soy has taken care of that.

Hahahaha, what a retarded article.  The publishing industry is almost entirely made up of women.  Here's an interview on Milo's show, where Dick Masterson talks about how lucky he was to know the right person at the right time to even get Men Are Better Than Women published in 2008.  https://youtu.be/F4RWGvvBYF8?t=37m54s (https://youtu.be/F4RWGvvBYF8?t=37m54s)

I fucking hate Amazon, but thank God Almighty for being able to self-publish on Amazon.
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on February 16, 2018, 07:42:13 PM
http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-42997068 (http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-42997068)

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When author Kamila Shamsie challenged the book industry to publish only women in 2018 to help address a gender imbalance in literature, just one publisher took up the challenge - the Sheffield-based company And Other Stories.

It was almost three years ago that Shamsie suggested "a concerted campaign to redress the inequality" in publishing.

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/13DD4/production/_99946318_dsc_0673.jpg)

I thought it was two women in that picture but on closer inspection one of them is a man? I don't think that guy has any more testosterone left in his body, the soy has taken care of that.

Hahahaha, what a retarded article.  The publishing industry is almost entirely made up of women.  Here's an interview on Milo's show, where Dick Masterson talks about how lucky he was to know the right person at the right time to even get Men Are Better Than Women published in 2008.  https://youtu.be/F4RWGvvBYF8?t=37m54s (https://youtu.be/F4RWGvvBYF8?t=37m54s)

I fucking hate Amazon, but thank God Almighty for being able to self-publish on Amazon.


Chuck Tingle account spotted
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: unprivsplain on February 16, 2018, 08:30:31 PM
http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-42997068

Quote
When author Kamila Shamsie challenged the book industry to publish only women in 2018 to help address a gender imbalance in literature, just one publisher took up the challenge - the Sheffield-based company And Other Stories.

It was almost three years ago that Shamsie suggested "a concerted campaign to redress the inequality" in publishing.

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/13DD4/production/_99946318_dsc_0673.jpg)

I thought it was two women in that picture but on closer inspection one of them is a man? I don't think that guy has any more testosterone left in his body, the soy has taken care of that.
Is there any chance this guy doesn't cut off the hands of his victims so he can do their nails at another time?
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Nigtendo on February 16, 2018, 08:40:20 PM

Chuck Tingle account spotted

What?

(https://i.imgur.com/7w4939y.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/lBKcuyC.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/Hg2Z2I6.jpg)

jesus fucking christ
Title: Re: The Soyboy Collective
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on February 16, 2018, 10:07:04 PM

Chuck Tingle account spotted

What?

(https://i.imgur.com/7w4939y.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/lBKcuyC.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/Hg2Z2I6.jpg)

jesus fucking christ

:tom:

Just joshin' ya, and kind of surprised someone on this site isn't familiar with the works of one Chuck Tingle.