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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #175 on: January 19, 2018, 10:57:22 PM »
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I have a iron man hulk buster one of those

Itís p sweet but I think it was a couple of dollars. I have it on a shelf next to my old and busted Han solo and darth Vader from when I was a kid.

I have an expensive as fuck hobby but itís not collecting cheap plastic shit made by Ching Chong chinamen

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« Reply #176 on: January 20, 2018, 05:59:18 AM »
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I have a guitar collection. If it all burned up tomorrow I'd just take the insurance money and start over.
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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #177 on: January 20, 2018, 06:45:18 AM »
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I have  three Funko Pops. John Snow from GoT, Alduin from Skyrim, and Doctor Who's Tardis, all three together were like $15 on sale on Amazon

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« Reply #178 on: January 20, 2018, 09:27:59 AM »
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I have the Severus Snape and Trent Reznor pop things. I took them out of the box, and now I don't know which one is which. :parsons:

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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #179 on: January 20, 2018, 09:34:50 AM »
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Not once have I ever looked at one of those ugly dolls and thought to myself "Yeah, I want one of those."
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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #180 on: January 20, 2018, 11:20:13 AM »
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Funko pop's are this decades Beanie Babies  :colbert:
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« Reply #181 on: January 20, 2018, 11:20:51 AM »
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Funko pop's are this decades Beanie Babies  :colbert:

I have way more than 3 Beanie Babies. :colbert:

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« Reply #182 on: January 20, 2018, 11:26:36 AM »
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This is a Super Soyan who has ascended past a Super Soyan. I guess you could call it Super Soyan 2.

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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #183 on: January 20, 2018, 11:35:01 AM »
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ďOkay better not forget to take my estrogen supplements before my flight just in case I get a boner in my sleepĒ

What a fuckin world

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« Reply #184 on: January 20, 2018, 12:25:16 PM »
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Okay so according to these totally sane people you CAN'T get an erection during your sleep on an airplane, but you CAN whip your dick out in from of little girls in the woman's bathroom or locker room if you feel a little confused that particular day?

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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #185 on: January 20, 2018, 04:03:10 PM »
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Not even Puritans had such views against boners and they built scrotal cages for them.

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« Reply #186 on: January 20, 2018, 06:11:09 PM »
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That's it! my new death metal band is: Scrotal Cage 

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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #187 on: January 20, 2018, 06:16:42 PM »
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These are the same people that would REEEEEEEEEE if a school has a dress code prohibiting girls from wearing yoga pants.  Woman can wear whatever they want but men must engage in hours of Jedi Boner suppressing meditation.

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« Reply #188 on: January 20, 2018, 07:28:17 PM »
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That's it! my new death metal band is: Scrotal Cage 

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Looks legit. Enjoy your platinum album.

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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #189 on: January 20, 2018, 09:05:32 PM »
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We're getting close to social justice achieving its final form
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Can someone please ID that fucking troon for me so I may begin twitter bullying him?

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« Reply #190 on: January 21, 2018, 02:54:12 AM »
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Lol they're demanding that people criminalize adjusting yourself in public and also any clear signs of heterosexual bulge(gay bulge is ok tho it's non-threatening).

In the name of fairness I demand that any and all visible signs of camel toe be dealt with in a swift and harsh manner

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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #191 on: January 21, 2018, 03:27:33 AM »
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I like the casual admission that a vegan diet causes erectile dysfunction.

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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #192 on: January 22, 2018, 03:02:34 PM »
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Yes, that is me in court with my enormous penis.


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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #193 on: January 22, 2018, 05:58:33 PM »
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Has anyone come to the definitive conclusion about why they make that face?

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« Reply #194 on: January 22, 2018, 06:17:09 PM »
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Has anyone come to the definitive conclusion about why they make that face?

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« Reply #195 on: January 22, 2018, 09:03:01 PM »
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Has anyone come to the definitive conclusion about why they make that face?

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The question was "has anyone come to the definitive conclusion about why they make that face" not "What is the name of Lenny's skiffle band?"

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« Reply #196 on: January 23, 2018, 11:49:03 AM »
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Has anyone come to the definitive conclusion about why they make that face?

Pretty sure it started off as mocking women who would do the purportedly 'cutesy' YASSSS faces on facebook and shit like that (though those were at least typically associated with going out/socializing/clubbing/being whores), but has since morphed into its own retardedly gay version of the exact same thing.  Bearded emotionally stunted manchildred showing off just how excited they are for the next disposable piece of bullshit materialistic crap they just bought.  Add in that these imbeciles have nothing of real value to show off or add to society (healthy children, productive hobbies, etc) and you get MUH NINTEENDO SWWIIIIIIIITCHH YAAAAAASSSSSSSSS! THANKS MOM AND DAD!

(i like fancy stuff and game consoles too, but fuck taking pictures of myself with my toys like they're my fucking children)

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« Reply #197 on: January 23, 2018, 12:03:36 PM »
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This is a Super Soyan who has ascended past a Super Soyan. I guess you could call it Super Soyan 2.



I was reading that thread, it was called something like "Airline employees of Reddit, whats the most NSFW thing youve seen on a plane?"

Plenty of successful and failed "Mile High Club" stories, a few about some dudes shitting on the plane, you know the normal stuff.

But also a few people chimed in about falling asleep and waking up with a stranger in various states of touching/molesting them, another story about a man who witnessed a man take pictures of a 6-7 year old girl who was on the plane by herself.  Truly terrifying tales.

So I don't know why I was so surprised to see this soyboy/vegan/huge fag bitch and moan about the comment about some dude getting a boner in his sleep and the male flight attendant tossing a blanket over him with a wink and a nod.  "Get a grip", the irony could not be more palpable.

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Re: The Soyboy Collective
« Reply #198 on: January 23, 2018, 01:07:13 PM »
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I've never taken pictures of myself with my game collection.

Then again nintendo faggots demand that you post the nintendo game, 3 valid forms of ID with today's date, and a hand written note from Shigheru Miyamoto himself before you're allowed to criticize the Nintendo game in question.

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« Reply #199 on: January 23, 2018, 01:31:47 PM »
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I've never taken a picture of myself with anything I have ever collected except my motorcycles. Nothing else ever crossed my mind, even my cars.
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