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« Reply #9200 on: May 21, 2017, 07:25:52 PM »
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BTW here is the donation link if you want to thank me for all this hard work I am doing. Lots of sites ask for donations like facebook and google and stuff right!?!?!

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« Reply #9201 on: May 26, 2017, 11:46:19 AM »
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hey guys lowtax totally fixed the forums and made them not bad right?

that software migration is literally about to happen
literally

should go back to our roots and make innocent threads earnestly asking mr lowtax when it will happen

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« Reply #9202 on: July 21, 2017, 05:33:10 PM »
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Either old man gene is a real fuckin moron and at his supposedly ripe and wisdomous age actually cannot comprehend that the Krusty meme will be a plague as indefinitely as he keeps it as his personal vendetta taboo, or he knows what he's doi...AHAHAHA nah. Dumb old dustpan.  FagsAreUseless having his back on it all really completes the circuit.

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Re: GBS RSS
« Reply #9203 on: August 15, 2017, 09:42:43 PM »
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genesplicer's getting more senile.  i saw someone probated for calling blacks.... well, blacks, because apparently that term was antiquated when  genesplicer was a kid, and two other probes for people saying faggot.

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Re: GBS RSS
« Reply #9204 on: September 04, 2017, 04:53:29 PM »
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http://ew.com/movies/2017/09/04/indiana-jones-5-shia-labeouf-not-returning/

Indiana Jones 5 won't feature Shia LaBeouf's character


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« Reply #9205 on: September 04, 2017, 05:16:43 PM »
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genesplicer's getting more senile.  i saw someone probated for calling blacks.... well, blacks, because apparently that term was antiquated when  genesplicer was a kid, and two other probes for people saying faggot.

I hate that motherfucker worse than cancer. He is the biggest piece of shit since Ozma and deserves to get ran over by a gay pride parade

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Re: GBS RSS
« Reply #9206 on: October 12, 2017, 09:38:08 PM »
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http://doobies-doghouse.wikia.com/wiki/Doobie%27s_DogHouse_Wikia

Looks like goons are beating a decomposed horse with this wiki.  Last update was 17 hours ago.  Pretty interesting for those who haven't followed the Doob saga and I guess he's back to being a trucker.

Also found this archive o' crap: https://www.youtube.com/user/gbstvarchive/videos

Edit: Just in case some faggot here pretends that SA was funny at one time.  It was never funny, nerds.
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Re: GBS RSS
« Reply #9207 on: October 13, 2017, 02:25:58 PM »
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Wasnt gbstv just an illegal stream of family guy episode rips

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« Reply #9208 on: October 13, 2017, 08:17:13 PM »
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« Reply #9209 on: November 28, 2017, 10:18:53 PM »
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3840613&pagenumber=50&perpage=40#post478814117

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« Reply #9210 on: December 11, 2017, 02:32:19 PM »
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LT's been making fun of some new Youtube marketing shill site called 'famebit' that's about letting people famous for no other good reason other than maybe having a lot of Patreon followers for their custom furry / brony porn, recommend other commercialized shit.

Underneath of that, I'm thinking mangosteen 2.0 is getting ready to launch on 'famebit'.

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« Reply #9211 on: December 11, 2017, 02:58:09 PM »
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http://ew.com/movies/2017/09/04/indiana-jones-5-shia-labeouf-not-returning/

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« Reply #9212 on: December 12, 2017, 12:04:13 AM »
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LT's been making fun of some new Youtube marketing shill site called 'famebit' that's about letting people famous for no other good reason other than maybe having a lot of Patreon followers for their custom furry / brony porn, recommend other commercialized shit.

Underneath of that, I'm thinking mangosteen 2.0 is getting ready to launch on 'famebit'.

Famebit's been around for a little while:

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Re: GBS RSS
« Reply #9213 on: December 25, 2017, 01:59:02 AM »
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From shrug but there was some 888 gold buried in that thread

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I fucking love this thread because I like to write in long-form, with paragraphs and punctuation. There was once a time where this was the most radical thing you could do on the internet: Go online and post like someone who speaks a language fluently, and so that's what we did here. I think the SA Forums are fundamentally based on opposition: The internet is fucking stupid, it makes you stupid, and whatever we're doing here is always some sort of indictment of what "everyone else" is doing.

I recall the beginnings of Something Awful pretty clearly. For me, the story of SA begins over at PlanetQuake, where Lowtax stood up for the first time and really made something seriously hilarious and sarcastic happen. I'm not saying he was the first, but he caught on to a basic internet premise: giving everyone access means there are dumbasses everywhere, and the no matter what they think of themselves, the shit they make is worth finding and then making fun of.

Now that's just boring. We've been at it for 20 years. But Cranky Steve's Haunted Whorehouse was a concept that had never been done before. Collecting shitty Quake 2 maps, playing them, then writing ridiculously terrible reviews, while including a download link to experience the awfulness of what people were publishing? It was brilliant in the day, and I laughed as hard at it as I did at Jeff K. Hell, I used to run a TFC clan, and fucking RADIUM used to have a feature where he'd review user-made maps by setting up a server, and just allowing the first 16 people to get in with him and review it. Boring now, revolutionary then. I felt all special when I got in and he featured my quote, acting like a noob and saying "I want to be in a tfc clam".

In the early days of the internet, shit was insanely dumb, full of the worst ideas, the worst grammar, the dumbest people who managed to figure out how to upload pictures or video in the days before Google and Youtube and Imgur. There were so few people paying attention that anyone could get away with anything. We used to look forward to every Awful Link of the Day, because it took careful searching by our whole community as a team to find the absolute worst hidden shit. They were QUALITY.

The problem with comedy is that it is a thing of its times and that it wears thin. What was insanely funny two decades ago is now the bottom-tier garbage of the internet. It all moves too quickly here. In the early forums, your post count was something that mattered. There was a guy called Jeddite who had the highest post count. I remember him, the first to care about fake internet karma points. Back in the day, the Tossed Salad Man was the height of comedy. Now you can't escape the flood of fake and real people pitching a profane fit on the internet, and it's boring. It was amazing long ago.

These forums were a vital part of my life before 2003 or so. All the loving garbage with E-Front and Sam Jain and Lowtax's attempts to save the site, like the Korn backpack and the rest were real drama. Back in the day, they played games with the forums. The color scheme would go bonkers, or they'd act like the site had been taken over. We invented meta-humor.

I'm a Something Awful chauvinist in the old sense of the word, I guess. I have enough memory of this forum's growth to believe that we originated over 50% of the ideas that form the modern internet. This place itself may be a relic of older times, but everything we started is still very much alive. To be here for so long feels like having root access to the culture of the internet itself. So what does that teach us?

Perhaps the first lesson is that being the first totally contrarian site on the internet is a road to obscurity if you actually caught or set the mood of the internet as contrarian. It doesn't matter if we were the first; our offspring are far more contrarian than we were capable of being. As the internet becomes simultaneously more accessible, more contrarian, and more meta-comedic, it is inevitable that the source material for all of this bullshit will look ancient and decrepit. That's why I still visit this site every day, as I have for almost all of 20 years, but I get most of my edge off of the children and grandchildren and other descendants of SA.

I think another one is that the nature of our style here will always be a negative reflection of how we think people act on the internet. Back when people were really, really stupid, typing in bad leetspeak, we were the place with the grammar and punctuation. Now that the funniest things on the internet are careposts and serious, misguided rants, our style is to tell people like Prester Jane to get out of the McDonalds drive-thru, or tell me that this was a nice meltdown. It's weak, but it's the only way we can try to be contrarian. We've done everything else. Now we're simply anti-content.

Once upon a time, this actually used to be a genuinely cool place to be, like to the extent that vaguely famous people came here specifically, and we created content that crashed the whole internet. My favorite memory of the very early site and forums was Lowtax's Game Designer Survivor Island by Jeff K. I mean, here we were, with Lowtax writing this, and we had all these guys like Carmack and Romero showing up in our forums. As a collective, we made AYBABTU the thing it was, and JRR made the song. There were relationships. We used to attract all sorts of people who wanted to use SA as a springboard for being funny. Ancient stories of random people who came here to briefly tell their Bigpeeler stories, their stories about their dad being a big wheel down at the pork plant, to post their amazing photoshops and MS Paints. This used to be the place to gain the attention of the internet.

The very format of this forum is a thing that keeps it stuck in the past: Modern sites make threaded shitposts and loose moderation possible, with social media integration, etc. This forum was built in ancient days for the very kind of posts that Prester Jane and I are posting. You can go long-form here. You're not restricted to 10,000 characters.

I think the most important part of the history of the Something Awful forums is what all that contrarian attitude covered up: Our ability to be the smartest, most influential community on the internet. It's hidden in plain sight. By calling the internet on its bullshit for 20 years, we have developed a very fine taste for what bullshit is, how to mock it, and how, in our best times, to produce content that ISN'T bullshit. When we DO achieve that, it becomes part of the Internet's DNA, because it's gone through the most rigorous filter on the whole loving internet, (namely ourselves), and has actually been deemed funny and not worthy of just making GBS threads upon.

For me, our history has been one of slow and necessary decline. We started with one of the biggest bangs any non-corporate site has ever produced. We peaked, and tried to adapt for as long as we could. For a long time, our content was the freshest on the whole damn internet. Now we have been mostly eaten by our children, but that's ok. Even the conceit that we are still around, talking like this, is a gigantic middle finger to the whole internet of things that collapse after a month or two. I don't even post my craziest ideas about our effects on the world. I am just glad to feel like I was here in some part for the beginning of all internet funny, and I mean that seriously, in the most long-form way possible.

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Well, here's one. How about the proliferation of the subforums?

Now, in the truly ancient days of SA, we weren't even on VBulletin. We had a weird blue-tinged forum in 1999, whose software I can't remember. We shifted sometime in 2000 maybe? Once upon a time, on the old forum, Lowtax posted a new thread. It was called "Post here to be banned". Nobody had ever seen it before. We thought it was a joke. My original fucking account, Roman Moronie from that stupid movie, died to that first thread because nobody thought Lowtax would ever ban anything. This account was a parachute from before when they were illegal, from before when you had to pay for an account.

When we moved to Vbulletin, the whole efflorescence of Something Awful was positive growth. Everyone who showed up here and had something interesting to say posted in GBS. There had always been a gaming forum from the beginning. Soon, flamewars were the first element to have a forum dedicated to get them out of GBS, which was called Fuck You and Die. In the very beginning, the purpose of FYAD was clear: it was a no-holds-barred forum for people to shit upon each other from a great height. Every post was about people talking the best shit they could, fucking people up. Eventually goatse turned up, and it was so common to goatse each other that it turned into gently caress You and Goatse.

It's hard to get across the sheer volume of shit we posted back in the day. Yes, there were SHITLOADS of bad attempts, but the return scorn for someone at least TRYING to be funny was kept within the bounds of not totally loving the person up and trying to get them to stop posting, as all our numerous anti-posting trolls do today. The standards were lower, and that was ENCOURAGING back then. Someone posted this great story about how these assholes were fucking around under his window, and he threw a cup of water on them and told them it was his piss. The dude barfed or something, saying "I CAN TASTE PISS".

I made a low-effort photoshop (by today's standards) of some terrified looking Mongolian person with meme content saying "I CAN TASTE PISS", and my thread got goldmined LMFAO. It was EASY back then. Other people posted proto-memes like mine. That's how we used to roll. It was really encouraging here. If you were a goon trying to make fun, that still made you valuable.

When Debate and Discussion first opened up, it was like a paradise for me. Shit, I wrote long-form essays that people said I should get published, things where ancient mods like elpintogrande told me my writing about John Kerry was excellent political writing. I think that is the major casualty of the age of SA: we don't have the group cohesion that enouraged people to fucking TRY at least, and not pay such a lovely penalty for not being good enough.

Have you ever heard of Smile and Act Nice? Like the loving primitive Romans, SA was a total loving sausagefest. Dudes everywhere. There are no girls on the internet, went the adage. So someone found this all-girls forum called SAAN, and we raided it in the good-natured way that only the ancient internet would allow. They reverse-invaded, and all of a sudden there were GIRLS on SA. That's when we got Artfag and Somegirl.

The story of the proliferation of the forums is the story of how fucking plentiful and awesome the content was on here. We literally had to make new forums when there was too much content of a certain kind clogging up GBS. I was working, selling computers at that time, and I shit you not, you could read this forum all fucking DAY and not run out of new shit to read.

If you haven't experienced TAOC TEH WODNER DOUGH, then you missed early SA. The dude made proto-recordings and videos that were absolutely fucking dada, and his posts matched. Gimmick accounts were actually cool back then. In the days before Imgur, GameQuoter was a fucking god. How the fuck did this guy have a perfect image from a game to match the thread EVERY TIME? Hell, there was even a guy called Period Guy who only posted periods.

We got too good, and our standards got too high.

Our jokes stopped being about everyone else, but instead about how much people here sucked.

I'm trying to think of what else to tell you. There's just so much. In the old days, there is no doubt that there were a million fucking threads. But that meant there were a million people TRYING to create content, brave enough that they thought shitty trolls would not instantly shit on their attempts. That, in my opinion, is how we dredged so many great threads and ideas out of all the shit: simply by letting it happen, and holding on to what was funny.

Since the proliferation of the subforums, SA has been a hybrid of high-quality information before its time and also comedy. Our coupons/forums/deals subforum was literally the best, most trustworthy place to buy things in the early internet. Shit, I think I have a post on one of the early pages of the buyer/seller reviews thread.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that this place feels like an empty carcass because the vitality of GOONS feeling some camaraderie is long since dead. Gooncons are long since gone, there's nothing special about us, and all the sexy shit is happening elsewhere. But just give yourself a sense of the size, of the 100,000+ members, and what it was like to have 10-20k people posting on here 10 years before reddit.

It was fucking amazing.

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God fucking dammit.

I want to thank everyone, especially Oxballs, for giving a clear example of why I mourn the old forums. It's the impossibility of momentum now.

This was a great thread idea with potential. Threads like this only had to make it past a first page of worthless shitposts to continue on with great content. Now the few hundred dipshits we have like Oxballs who don't have a single contribution to make just keep at it, they're addicted to it, they cannot resist the urge to drag every post and every poster down. Something Awful succeeded when at least a majority of us were in on the joke, and supporting each other in making good content.

I didn't really have words for it until this post. Administration and moderation have stood by while people who actively stop posts and posters in their tracks with weak-ass, incessant catchphrases just do whatever the fuck they want. I want to see posts from Uglycat at like back in the days. I want to have the freedom to post without knowing that fucking Oxballs has a pathetic "this is a drive thru" burn to pull me and everyone else down and off topic.

THIS is what made SA great back in the day. It was a place that encouraged experimentation instead of discouraging it. It was a place that created an environment where creative people could try to create content first and then make fun of it second. It sure as gently caress wasn't a place where we put up with stale trolls and memes ruining any attempt at creating something.

Those days are over. For what it's worth, Oxballs, congratulations you win. I don't want to post any more and I'm sad about it. There's your victory over sincerity.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3841796

His meltdown was triggered by Oxballs existing, getting dogpiled for being a conservative nazi in some other thread and making fun of posts like this.

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Okay now that Uglycat is here I'll let him tell the story of Chanology. Not many of ya'll know this but Uglycat is a person who has genuinely done more to shape the world we currently live in then most elected officials ever will. And not only that the man has a gift for the written word. I very much look forwards to his contributions to this discussion.

Which prompted Uglycat to write a million words about how he helped create anonymous plus a bunch of other delusional nonsense.

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I helped start Anonymous. I camped in South Bend, Indiana for Occupy. I worked a decade as concierge at Notre Dame University's fancy hotel. I have degrees in philosophy and psychology. I survived 4 years 'homebumming' with just a bicycle and a camera - and grew a fanbase for my photography, living on tips and eating only when fed. I've hitchhiked across the country. I've traveled on a hippy bus. I served food in Houston. I camped two months in Flint. I was camped at the DNC, the RNC, and I spent three months with the Oglala Sioux at Standing Rock. I stood naked in front of riot cops in DC on the day of the inauguration and, taking a full frontal of pepper spray for my troubles - put out a riot as a limo burned across the street.

How you do?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3841796&userid=15848

It wasn't hard to take that information and find his social media

https://twitter.com/Kawphy
https://www.facebook.com/david.guthrie
https://www.flickr.com/photos/100606059@N08/
https://www.pinterest.com/kawphy/
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbFaADqCM4U5ImsT7pkzHFw




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Re: GBS RSS
« Reply #9214 on: December 25, 2017, 09:04:39 AM »
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That's a lot of 888 to unpack, but I can tell you I'm 99% sure this:
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Have you ever heard of Smile and Act Nice? Like the loving primitive Romans, SA was a total loving sausagefest. Dudes everywhere. There are no girls on the internet, went the adage. So someone found this all-girls forum called SAAN, and we raided it in the good-natured way that only the ancient internet would allow. They reverse-invaded, and all of a sudden there were GIRLS on SA. That's when we got Artfag and Somegirl.

is a bunch of horseshit. I was there for that and yeah, SAAN was basically "girl SA" but I don't think Smoe Gril and Artfag (post tits!) came from there. I think they were already on SA at the time.

I bet Rocket or AoA can back me up on this one. :clint:

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« Reply #9215 on: December 25, 2017, 11:00:52 AM »
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From boy SA to girl SA to troon SA.
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« Reply #9216 on: December 26, 2017, 12:55:43 AM »
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That's a lot of 888 to unpack, but I can tell you I'm 99% sure this:
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Have you ever heard of Smile and Act Nice? Like the loving primitive Romans, SA was a total loving sausagefest. Dudes everywhere. There are no girls on the internet, went the adage. So someone found this all-girls forum called SAAN, and we raided it in the good-natured way that only the ancient internet would allow. They reverse-invaded, and all of a sudden there were GIRLS on SA. That's when we got Artfag and Somegirl.

is a bunch of horseshit. I was there for that and yeah, SAAN was basically "girl SA" but I don't think Smoe Gril and Artfag (post tits!) came from there. I think they were already on SA at the time.

I bet Rocket or AoA can back me up on this one. :clint:


Artfag was def pre SAAN. Dunno about Smoe Gril.

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Re: GBS RSS
« Reply #9217 on: December 28, 2017, 11:20:08 PM »
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Sometimes if Im irritating my dog shell do this thing where she snaps at me like shes going to bite my face but even though shes at full attack speed she gets me with laser-like precision so that she just barely grazes the very tip of my nose with the skin of her teeth, or shell do the same with my arm but check it at the very last instant so that she ends up just lightly touching me with the tips of her teeth, as a reminder of her unbelievable power. Its cool as hell, and I respect it.


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« Reply #9218 on: December 29, 2017, 08:52:25 AM »
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Sometimes if Im irritating my dog shell do this thing where she snaps at me like shes going to bite my face but even though shes at full attack speed she gets me with laser-like precision so that she just barely grazes the very tip of my nose with the skin of her teeth, or shell do the same with my arm but check it at the very last instant so that she ends up just lightly touching me with the tips of her teeth, as a reminder of her unbelievable power. Its cool as hell, and I respect it.


alpha'd by his own dog

That's gonna end horribly.

Getting alpha'd by a dog that could kill you is pretty much a death sentence for either you or the dog. Sure, respect it at the end of the day, but if you don't make yourself furious over it and punish the dog for that behavior, one of you are gonna be put down in half a year's time.

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« Reply #9219 on: December 29, 2017, 09:33:54 AM »
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Your dog doesnt like you if its nipping at your face.  Or maybe it does mostly but you're bringing it to the edge of attacking you when it starts precision nipping.  Don't tease your poor dog into anger, geez

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« Reply #9220 on: December 29, 2017, 09:36:14 AM »
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Id rather a goon get put down than a dog tbh

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« Reply #9221 on: December 29, 2017, 11:21:40 AM »
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Why not both? Win, win!


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« Reply #9222 on: December 29, 2017, 11:52:33 AM »
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Id rather a goon get put down than a dog tbh
Why not both? Win, win!
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« Reply #9223 on: January 01, 2018, 10:52:41 AM »
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"I'm really boring. My current hobbies right now are playing Animal Crossing on the DS and... I dunno, I did a bit of knitting last night for the first time in months after boy broke up with me over the phone (I can only cast on and knit stitch though). I surf the internet like every other person in the entire fucking world. I constantly have ideas that I never follow through on. I want to be a nurse someday. I want to drive. I nearly got my licence a few years ago but blacked out at the wheel due to my (90% now-cured) anorexia and haven't driven since."

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« Reply #9224 on: January 01, 2018, 12:08:18 PM »
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He's clearly more the Radagast type.

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