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Title: Long Live FatPeopleHate!
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on November 14, 2014, 11:55:30 AM
This thread will be about all things related to fat acceptance, insane fat logic, fat justificatons, and just general info on why fatties are terrible people.

Let's get started with a doozy:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2833165/90-obese-people-don-t-think-weight-problem.html

90% of fat people don't think they have a weight problem.  90% of fat people don't think they have a weight problem90% of fat people don't think they have a weight problem

:tuss::tuss::facepalm::tuss::tuss:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Martin Looter King on November 14, 2014, 11:59:07 AM
British people are ugly, so it makes it hard to tell if being fat is a problem or not.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: IHaveNoMouthAndIMustSteen on November 14, 2014, 12:14:30 PM
So if you don't think you have a weight problem does that mean you are fat?

 :adam:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Social commentary in video games on November 14, 2014, 12:18:40 PM
If you're fat then no one will love you.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: tranny hatefucker on November 14, 2014, 12:30:34 PM
As a former fatty I can tell you it's not easy to lose weight but th satisfaction of a good workout followed by a healthy meal start to outweigh the fleeting pleasure of store brand cupcakes pretty quick.

I used to hate being SHAMED FOR MY WEIGHT  :madgoon: but now I am one of those shamers. Like yo, if you're fat, whatever, but don't try and tell me it's beautiful or normal to stuff your fucking face every day. I legit can't eat like that unless I'm stoned off my tits, and I don't even think about sweets or fast food unless I'm high.

Garbage in, garbage out. Your body is your temple. Even the ancient greeks knew the key to happiness was a richly balanced physical and mental life fucking 2500 years ago lmao c'mon son
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Whig Historian on November 14, 2014, 01:02:15 PM
British people are ugly, so it makes it hard to tell if being fat is a problem or not.
Get those lips fat enough and no one can see your teeth anymore.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on November 14, 2014, 02:18:43 PM
As a former fatty I can tell you it's not easy to lose weight but th satisfaction of a good workout followed by a healthy meal start to outweigh the fleeting pleasure of store brand cupcakes pretty quick.

I used to hate being SHAMED FOR MY WEIGHT  :madgoon: but now I am one of those shamers. Like yo, if you're fat, whatever, but don't try and tell me it's beautiful or normal to stuff your fucking face every day. I legit can't eat like that unless I'm stoned off my tits, and I don't even think about sweets or fast food unless I'm high.

Garbage in, garbage out. Your body is your temple. Even the ancient greeks knew the key to happiness was a richly balanced physical and mental life fucking 2500 years ago lmao c'mon son

The best part about being a former fat kid and now a swole adult is I can now laugh at the skinny kids who became obese adults.

Seriously though wouldn't want to look good naked when you're having sex a good enough impetus to not be fat?
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on November 14, 2014, 02:44:24 PM
op's fat fingers prevented him from clicking two pages back and notice we already had a thread about fatties
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on November 14, 2014, 03:31:24 PM
Welp :megatuss:

Eh, the original article in the OP deserved its own thread anyway.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Renegade Jew on November 14, 2014, 04:33:18 PM
If you're fat then no one will love you.

The only way fat people can attract other people is by pulling them into their orbits
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: IHaveNoMouthAndIMustSteen on November 14, 2014, 05:46:54 PM
People who were fat once and got in shape will always, ALWAYS be fat again.



Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Danish Plastic Bigotry on November 14, 2014, 07:38:53 PM
The best part about being a former fat kid and now a swole adult is I can now laugh at the skinny kids who became obese adults.


Seriously, for any posters on SS who are still in your early 20s, you've got five to ten years before you have the biggest laugh of your life. "it gets better"

FB kind of ruined it because you can watch the slow decline and it reduces the shock value but it's funny to see everyone you knew turn into Ms. Piggy
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Babomb on November 14, 2014, 07:57:29 PM
Being fat is a lifestyle choice.  Being chuby might not be, but being obese fat ass requires you to eat a shit ton of food and get no excercise.

If thats what you want to do I'm all for that, but just as you have the right to eat I have the right to bust your balls for being a fat ass.  Just this afternoon I was a man who was too fat to walk around so he was driving one of those electric wheelchair thigns they have at the grocers.  Beause he was a fat ass.

Be fat if you want, but you can't tell me fat is beautiful or at all healthy.  But this new day and age cares more about "mah feels" than actual facts, otherwise the Ferguson thing would never have happened.

"A black guy assaulted police and was shot?  Seems justified to me".
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Autistic Yankee on November 14, 2014, 08:13:37 PM
You know what I just thought of that is really depressing?

You know how you go to the gym and get a good workout in and then the next day your muscles are all sore and stiff.  It hurts, but it hurts in a good way and the pain makes you feel like you are making gains and accomplishing something.  You know how when you get really into working out, you just kinda live your entire life with that constant muscle soreness.   Like 4 or 5 days a week you can feel that pain.  At work, at home, laying in bed.  It's just a part of your life.  And when you don't feel any pain at all its kind of weird and off putting and it reminds you that you need to get back in the gym.

These people have never really felt that feeling.  They have never had sore muscles.  Ok, just the fact that you are human means it has probably happened a handful of times in your life.  But I bet you many of these goons go YEARS without feeling that sensation.  Like not even once in fucking YEARS.  The feeling that normal people get on a fairly regular basis is totally alien to them.

That is really fucking pathetic.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: unprivsplain on November 14, 2014, 08:39:55 PM
They're just getting that feeling of fibro.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Aran on November 15, 2014, 12:12:18 AM
I got bored on Facebook the other day and went friends list hopping to see what people I knew a decade ago were up to. Literally every person who ever called me fat in high school makes me look thin now.

I really wish I had gone to the 10yr.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: the woods on November 15, 2014, 12:18:03 AM
What's great is when a fatass dies and they're sent to be cremated and the extreme levels of fat in their body cause grease fires that burn down the crematorium. This is something that has happened more than once.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: jabba on November 15, 2014, 02:43:19 AM
You know what I just thought of that is really depressing?
I took a month off from the gym due to surgery and just got back in there yesterday. Holy fuck, I can barely walk today. But at least I am able to put up some decent weight now and my legs actually are useful means of lifting things not just useless sticks. The first time I lifted, about a year ago now, I shit you not, I did 4 squats of the *empty bar* (failed on the fifth) and then couldn't walk for a week. I can't even fathom now how weak I was now. I'm not strong now but then I was ridiculous, little girl weak.

Unlike the fatties who 'hate exercise' after one workout I sucked it up and went back and eventually have learned to welcome the ever present dull soreness that goes with having a functional, useful body. I feel like such a fucking idiot for not doing it until I was in my early thirties.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: SooperPooper on November 15, 2014, 11:53:17 AM
Seriously the first few workouts after a break, or the workouts required to get figure out roper form when you start are the worst.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Triggered by Pepe on November 15, 2014, 01:52:14 PM
I have remained chubby while working out but I keep adding more and more weight to what I lift. I can't imagine not doing it, if I didn't i'd be fat as hell because I like shit food as well as lifting weights. I figure if I ate a bit better i'd probably look way better but i'm English so everything I eat is carbs and I fucking love it.

Granted, now I look thinner but weigh the same, so I suppose that muscle weighing more than fat is true. Its a lifelong journey, most of these fatties don't quite get that.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Autistic Yankee on November 15, 2014, 04:30:55 PM
You know what I just thought of that is really depressing?
I took a month off from the gym due to surgery and just got back in there yesterday. Holy fuck, I can barely walk today. But at least I am able to put up some decent weight now and my legs actually are useful means of lifting things not just useless sticks. The first time I lifted, about a year ago now, I shit you not, I did 4 squats of the *empty bar* (failed on the fifth) and then couldn't walk for a week. I can't even fathom now how weak I was now. I'm not strong now but then I was ridiculous, little girl weak.


Oh yeah that shits happens to everyone.  You take like 6 months off from weightlifting for whatever reason, and the day you get back in the gym for the first time.... HOLY FUCK.  Your biceps are so fucking sore that you literally can't extend your arm the entire way.  You have to walk around with your elbows pointed out for like 3 days straight.  I've had that happen several times in my life.  The over the top, insane muscle soreness like that only happens on your first week back in the gym though.  After that you will just have the normal, no big deal muscle pain the next day. 
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on November 15, 2014, 04:49:47 PM
Another thing fat people will probably never get to experience is the feeling you get when smoke a bowl after running 7-8 miles.  :reagan:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: tranny hatefucker on November 15, 2014, 05:15:37 PM
Another thing fat people will probably never get to experience is the feeling you get when smoke a bowl after running 7-8 miles.  :reagan:

Realtalk post-gym blunts are proof there is a creator and he loves us.

DOMS is the shit, if a bit finicky as you become a more experienced lifter. Like ill work my arms like niggers in harvest season only to feel nothing the next day. People who bloo bloo bloo about muscle soreness are pussies. It can suck but it's no reason to stay out of the gym (not directed at anyone itt).
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on November 15, 2014, 06:20:01 PM
People laugh at the old-ass pic of the gym with escalators next to the stairs "lol fatties" but the guys who don't skip leg days aren't laughing.

(I haven't worked out in 10 or more years and really need to start back up)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: MassiveMilitant on November 15, 2014, 08:28:19 PM
Another thing fat people will probably never get to experience is the feeling you get when smoke a bowl after running 7-8 miles.  :reagan:

Realtalk post-gym blunts are proof there is a creator and he loves us.

DOMS is the shit, if a bit finicky as you become a more experienced lifter. Like ill work my arms like niggers in harvest season only to feel nothing the next day. People who bloo bloo bloo about muscle soreness are pussies. It can suck but it's no reason to stay out of the gym (not directed at anyone itt).

You guys are aware that Marijuana inhibits neogenesis, right? thats why hippies claim it cures/prevents cancer. http://www.thefreedictionary.com/neogenesis

It also fucks with your hormones and leads to increased estrogen levels.
Yeah Arnie smoked some weed in Pumping Iron but i can guarantee you he wasnt toking fat blunts every day after the gym. (also he was on roids)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: tranny hatefucker on November 15, 2014, 08:43:03 PM
Another thing fat people will probably never get to experience is the feeling you get when smoke a bowl after running 7-8 miles.  :reagan:

Realtalk post-gym blunts are proof there is a creator and he loves us.

DOMS is the shit, if a bit finicky as you become a more experienced lifter. Like ill work my arms like niggers in harvest season only to feel nothing the next day. People who bloo bloo bloo about muscle soreness are pussies. It can suck but it's no reason to stay out of the gym (not directed at anyone itt).

You guys are aware that Marijuana inhibits neogenesis, right? thats why hippies claim it cures/prevents cancer. http://www.thefreedictionary.com/neogenesis

It also fucks with your hormones and leads to increased estrogen levels.
Yeah Arnie smoked some weed in Pumping Iron but i can guarantee you he wasnt toking fat blunts every day after the gym. (also he was on roids)

Do you have a source for this because I'm not finding anything
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on November 16, 2014, 12:42:12 PM
I got bored on Facebook the other day and went friends list hopping to see what people I knew a decade ago were up to. Literally every person who ever called me fat in high school makes me look thin now.

I really wish I had gone to the 10yr.

Mine was the opposite.  Almost every single good looking person was still good looking and still in good shape.  Very few of the people had actually significantly changed from a looks standpoint, so that whole blowing people away at the 10 year high school reunion was not remotely a thing at mine. 
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: the woods on November 17, 2014, 02:37:37 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/87psF7R.jpg)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Aran on November 17, 2014, 04:01:04 AM
I got bored on Facebook the other day and went friends list hopping to see what people I knew a decade ago were up to. Literally every person who ever called me fat in high school makes me look thin now.

I really wish I had gone to the 10yr.

Mine was the opposite.  Almost every single good looking person was still good looking and still in good shape.  Very few of the people had actually significantly changed from a looks standpoint, so that whole blowing people away at the 10 year high school reunion was not remotely a thing at mine.

Oh yeah, the good looking, great shape people who were also relatively good people who treated people well still look amazing. The people who were in good shape and were huge assholes for no good reason and criticized others just for being different have taken a turn for the worse.

Like there was this classmate of mine, I don't know why the fuck he didn't become a male model right out of high school. He could probably still walk in uninvited to an Aeropostale/CK photo shoot and look like he was one of their top picks. He was also one of the chillest, nicest guys I've ever known, even to this day I don't really know anyone who's more personable than he was even as a teenager. You guys didn't know me as a teenager, but you can probably imagine how bad I was to be around - he never once treated me like anything but an equal.

I think being an asshole makes you fat and ugly over time.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Ghostse on November 17, 2014, 04:12:04 AM
Dammit you guys, no one take that set up. Aran is just here for negative attention, don't give it to him.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Got Milk? on November 17, 2014, 05:25:06 AM
Another thing fat people will probably never get to experience is the feeling you get when smoke a bowl after running 7-8 miles.  :reagan:

Realtalk post-gym blunts are proof there is a creator and he loves us.

DOMS is the shit, if a bit finicky as you become a more experienced lifter. Like ill work my arms like niggers in harvest season only to feel nothing the next day. People who bloo bloo bloo about muscle soreness are pussies. It can suck but it's no reason to stay out of the gym (not directed at anyone itt).

You guys are aware that Marijuana inhibits neogenesis, right? thats why hippies claim it cures/prevents cancer. http://www.thefreedictionary.com/neogenesis

It also fucks with your hormones and leads to increased estrogen levels.
Yeah Arnie smoked some weed in Pumping Iron but i can guarantee you he wasnt toking fat blunts every day after the gym. (also he was on roids)

I dunno man, I'll smoke a blunt once or twice a week and I can still do ~70 pushups without stopping and grow a full beard in less than two weeks. This is without going to the gym, but doing physical labour for most of my living. Fuck, I wouldn't want more testosterone or I'd turn into a caveman. Does weed actually raise your estrogen levels, or do the levels rise because weed makes you hungry so you get fat if you smoke every day? Fatties always have more estrogen.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: [L.N.E]Giblets on November 17, 2014, 02:19:29 PM
The people who were in good shape and were huge assholes for no good reason and criticized others just for being different have taken a turn for the worse.

This didn't happen outside of a 1990s romcom, you fucking slug.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Autistic Yankee on November 17, 2014, 02:24:40 PM
I got bored on Facebook the other day and went friends list hopping to see what people I knew a decade ago were up to. Literally every person who ever called me fat in high school makes me look thin now.

I really wish I had gone to the 10yr.

Mine was the opposite.  Almost every single good looking person was still good looking and still in good shape.  Very few of the people had actually significantly changed from a looks standpoint, so that whole blowing people away at the 10 year high school reunion was not remotely a thing at mine.

The goon fantasy is that all the super in shape alpha male jocks that got laid constantly in highschool, all grow up to be fat unemployed losers, while the nerdy goon virgin grows up to be some Zuckerburg like, multimillionaire playboy. 

 :parsons: "Just wait until the 15 year reunion!  That's when I'll have my revenge!!!"   :parsons:

The reality is that the guys that were outgoing alpha males in highschool end up having the coolest jobs, the hottest wives and the must successful and fulfilling lives, while the autistic goons continue to wallow in freakish misery for the rest of their days.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: SooperPooper on November 17, 2014, 02:35:39 PM
I'd argue that there's a subset of nerds that achieve shit as adults, but generally they were above other dudes being alpha and scoring and were instead just doing their own (productive) thing. They have to be damned good at what they do or learn how to communicate like a human as an adult.

Of course none of the whiney dorks have any idea how important interacting with others is at a good job (and that all things equal, the boss is going to hire the worker that he likes).

Honestly, I had that horrible sad dork attitude when I was younger. Apparently I got over it as an adult probably by making friends that were socially well adjusted, confident people (that I would have silently/impotently raged against in high school). (getting big with strength training didn't hurt physically or mentally, either)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: [L.N.E]Giblets on November 17, 2014, 03:17:22 PM
The reality is that the guys that were outgoing alpha males in highschool end up having the coolest jobs, the hottest wives and the must successful and fulfilling lives, while the autistic goons continue to wallow in freakish misery for the rest of their days.

The reality is that life is complex and different for everyone, and any kind of broad sweep THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS/THIS NEVER HAPPENS schtick comes from a place of Supreme Gooniness. Sometimes the Jock grows up to be fat and unhappy, sometimes it goes well, sometimes he dies in a fatal carbon monoxide incident, sometimes he ends up with a perfect life and can't get any joy from it, sometimes his life sucks but he doesn't care because he found Jesus.

I get that jerking off hoping that Caricature X got his comeuppance and Caricature Y got the Good Ending provides balm to your soul but holy shit dude. Plus, who the fuck actually goes ALPHA MALES/AUTISTIC NERDS is this the fucking Breakfast Club or something?
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Tranny Feet on November 17, 2014, 04:44:36 PM
If the barometer for your own personal success is calibrated on whether or not you have a better credit score than the meanies from high school, fucking kill yourself. Delete your FB and stop giving a fuck.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on November 17, 2014, 05:54:17 PM
This thread has inspired me to go look up some of the high school people I had legitimately never googled let alone contacted in almost a decade, and it's depressing for an entirely different reason, which I hadn't expected: they're all so thoroughly normal and average. The weirdoes, the hotties, the retards, the alphas... they all look alright, not great, and almost all have office jobs. Nobody's 400 lbs with four divorces, nobody's a millionaire with a supermodel wife. The richest kid is at a low rung of the lawyer hierarchy, the poorest kid has an alright web developer job and shares 9gag.com links on Facebook.

When I compare them to my college friends - one's making a shitload of cash as an IBM consultant in Switzerland, another's dropped her law career to become a (probably unsuccessful) saxophonist, a third turned her humanities degree into an embassy job in Russia, a fourth just lists his job as "Scientist" and has a frighteningly goony beard - it helps me realize why exactly I dropped even my closest school friends like a rock in my freshman year, despite us living easily within "hanging out every couple of weeks" distance.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on November 17, 2014, 07:15:59 PM
Now that I'm in my 30s, lots of people are starting to get middle aged fat though.  The next high school reunion will be the interesting one because some people will look 50, some will look 25, and some will look exactly their age at 38.  The dichotomy of looks will be huge at that one. 

All I know is that I will be the swolest motherfucker there because I'll be damned if I allow myself to become the stereotypical middle aged married fat fuck.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: hair sniffing boner diary on November 17, 2014, 09:21:54 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/BNjJMw2.jpg)

"melted butter in a garbage bag" ahahaha  :reagan:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on November 17, 2014, 09:28:41 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA :nixon:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on November 18, 2014, 12:29:34 AM
Did anyone else have any fatties in their high school get the lap band surgery?  There was one obese guy in my class who got the stomach stapling surgery, lost weight, and put it all back on within a few years.  To make things even worse he's balding like a 45 year old man now.

I sort of feel it's justified for trying to lose weight through cheating.  At the very least try to go bearmode. 
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Tranny Feet on November 18, 2014, 03:26:06 AM
People who get lap band surgery should be branded or some shit as a reminder of just how absolutely fucking pathetic they are.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: wimpb on November 18, 2014, 06:43:23 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfxPWK47eLg

some nightmare fuel before i goto bed
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: blasting_asshole on November 18, 2014, 12:29:46 PM
lol @ how "people you may know" might as well just be renamed to "Trigger Warning: High School."

A kid who used to crack jokes at my expense wound up not really going anywhere. I can recognize all the locations of his pictures as ones which are in or around the town I grew up in. When I go home, I see concert flyers with his name on them, as the opener. He was a douchy musician then, but I feel like he's a chill guitar player, now. On one hand, "HA HA! You had an unexpected child and never left home!" but on the other hand, his kid is pretty damn cute and he probably knew from the get-go that if he wanted to be a musician, he'd have to make other sacrifices. I'm sure if I bumped into him, he would remember me as the goofy kid from Spanish class, but I'd imagine he would be totally chill and maybe even be like "Sorry we were dicks in Spanish class." To be fair, I was pretty quiet/strange, in that class.

I chalk that shit up to either "HA HA!" or "Oh, that's cool you would up doing that." Sorta the same concept as anything beyond "Would/Wouldn't" is creepy stalker shit.

If you see an ex-bully's profile pic and it inspires you to post an 8 page screed to the internet, you probably need to evaluate why you haven't met your own expectations, in life.

Goons will never understand how people grow up and move past childish bullshit that happened yesteryear. They'll never come face to face with their arch-nemesis from middle school at the a Christmas party, initiate painfully awkward small talk, then get around to being like "Remember how we used to fight, back then?" "HA HA! Yea, remember when we got 3 weeks detention for beating each other up on the playground?!"

So many life lessons will be missed due to internet posting.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on November 18, 2014, 12:53:42 PM
I have a frienemy in hs and we'd go from being bros to hating each other, all four years. He was one of the most charismatic people my age when I met him. He was a better athlete than me without even really trying, had a latin swagger about him, and man did he bag a laundry list of the hottest chicks at the school.

When facebook got big, I hesitated looking him up, I was sure I was gonna be all jelly of his hot wife and cool life, but nope. He's a balding boring looking guy with a tedious tech job and a super bland wife who works as a youth pastor and fills her and his feed with stupid jesus shit all day.

I really just wanna ask what the hell happened. In HS he wouldn't have looked at his current wife for two seconds, much less fucked her, and thats who he's married to now. Hell, my ex wife was way, way hotter.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: nerdball on November 18, 2014, 02:40:53 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B2iN3jACQAEZrrn.jpg)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on November 18, 2014, 07:48:15 PM
you've spoken about how he has a wife and he's probably happily married with a rich fulfilling spiritual life and loves his stable job that lets him spend time with his family, while you mentioned you have an exwife and looking up 'frenemies' from highschool on facebook

are you sure you came out the winner here? :stewart:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on November 18, 2014, 07:53:46 PM
you've spoken about how he has a wife and he's probably happily married with a rich fulfilling spiritual life and loves his stable job that lets him spend time with his family, while you mentioned you have an exwife and looking up 'frenemies' from highschool on facebook

are you sure you came out the winner here? :stewart:

All fair points, but I wouldn't trade places with him. I get to travel, do as I please, all my money is mine alone, and my job is fun and creatively fulfilling. Plus the sexual variety, too.

I doubt he'd trade places with me, either, but still, my point is I thought I'd be all jealous of him. He's living a bland life, which I didn't see coming.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on November 18, 2014, 08:10:33 PM
Why is having a loving wife, a good family, rewarding job and fulfilling spiritual life 'bland'? It's pretty fucking good, actually, and objectively* so.

 :jesse:




*citation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on November 18, 2014, 08:13:09 PM
Why is having a loving wife, a good family, rewarding job and fulfilling spiritual life 'bland'? It's pretty fucking good, actually, and objectively* so.

 :jesse:

I don't want a loving wife who is a bland uptight bible thumper.
Who said good family? On facebook EVERYONE presents their family as good.
Rewarding job? He's an IT janitor. I'm the one with the fulfilling job. Don't pad your argument.
Fulfilling spiritual life? You get all that from his wife filling their feeds with 888 fwd:fwd:fwd: jesus shit? Again, don't pad.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Danish Plastic Bigotry on November 18, 2014, 08:15:26 PM
even the blandest of suburban middle class lives is better than dying at 46 because you have popcorn chicken in ranch dressing as an appetizer, holy fuck
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on November 18, 2014, 08:35:24 PM
even the blandest of suburban middle class lives is better than dying at 46 because you have popcorn chicken in ranch dressing as an appetizer, holy fuck

pretty much

I'm just trying to push your buttons, agent, but seriously the suburb life of steady job, wife and family, white picket fence and the Bible is about as good as it gets in this life pal

:reagan:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on November 18, 2014, 08:45:46 PM
even the blandest of suburban middle class lives is better than dying at 46 because you have popcorn chicken in ranch dressing as an appetizer, holy fuck

pretty much

I'm just trying to push your buttons, agent, but seriously the suburb life of steady job, wife and family, white picket fence and the Bible is about as good as it gets in this life pal

:reagan:

For many, but not for me. I went to great lengths to avoid it. I don't want a wife or children, I have a steady job that offers me creativity and variety and my time is my time alone. Its how I like it. To be honest, I've seen so many 'steady marriages' end in divorce 'without warning' (on facebook) that I distrust the institution completely in these times. I am never at risk of someone going HALF!!! and entering a legal battle.

Edit: I never wanted this, and it scares me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTkp9UqVVHs
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Nig Disliker on November 18, 2014, 09:36:11 PM
I grew up in a midwest town of about 50,000 people.  Anyone with the slightest shred of ambition got the fuck out as soon as possible.  The remaining townies (or townies who went to college and then went right back) basically comingled with each other.  So the quarterback in my football team wound up marrying some dumpy girl but they're Jesus freaks so it worked out for them.  Some of the cuter girls wound up shacking up with some losers.  It was kind of interesting how it all turned out.

I suspect the archetype of "got picked on in high school, became successful and rubbed it in everyone's faces" was rare enough but these days, they would revel in their own self loathing and become a troon with a diaper fetish who barely leaves the house.  It's a different world than in the 1980s.  The concept of post traumatic growth is dying off these days in favor of victimhood.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: bigperm on November 18, 2014, 10:55:53 PM
even the blandest of suburban middle class lives is better than dying at 46 because you have popcorn chicken in ranch dressing as an appetizer, holy fuck

pretty much

I'm just trying to push your buttons, agent, but seriously the suburb life of steady job, wife and family, white picket fence and the Bible is about as good as it gets in this life pal

:reagan:

For many, but not for me. I went to great lengths to avoid it. I don't want a wife or children, I have a steady job that offers me creativity and variety and my time is my time alone. Its how I like it. To be honest, I've seen so many 'steady marriages' end in divorce 'without warning' (on facebook) that I distrust the institution completely in these times. I am never at risk of someone going HALF!!! and entering a legal battle.

Edit: I never wanted this, and it scares me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTkp9UqVVHs

Our lives are not a serial drama or a grand novel. To think otherwise is narcissism or worse. A lot of those marriages ended because people got gradiose fantasies in their head or were scared like that shitpile of a video.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: blasting_asshole on November 19, 2014, 01:07:32 PM
I really think people strive for something in between AA's video and "grand novel," at least that's all I want.

-Wife I'm fairly positive I wanna spend the rest of my life with who has both a long term career goal and a longstanding hobby.
-Sex that is never EVER a "go ahead, get it over with" situation.
-A job of minor importance which comes with some degree of leadership.
-A house (in a nigger free neighborhood) that's not a grand mansion but also not reassembled Unit #4150
-Vacationing at someone else's timeshare in Cabo or British Columbia as opposed to Fort fucking Lauterdale.
-Between 2 and 5 not-super-extravigant vacations in which you "see the world."
-Two kids who aren't perfect yet also aren't juvenile delinquents.
-One or two dogs.
-A retirement which doesn't involve a cement room where "cleaning up" involves hosing everything down.
-A fully loaded Volkswaggen GTI

Literally my perfect life, right there, which I'm sure is realistic. Guarantee anyone else my age would give you the Bently mansion CEO supermodel wife bullshit fairytale.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rape Artist on November 19, 2014, 01:56:15 PM
Literally my perfect life, right there, which I'm sure is realistic. Guarantee anyone else my age would give you the Bently mansion CEO supermodel wife bullshit fairytale.

This is what EVERYONE says until that first time they have sex with a tight bodied blond in the back of a Bentley
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on November 19, 2014, 10:56:00 PM
The Myrtle Beach comment in that video piqued my interest.  What are the beach towns in the South like? Are they completely nigged and white trashed out?  I live on the west coast so going on vacation there is probably out of the question.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Tranny Feet on November 20, 2014, 04:08:56 AM
Fat motherfuckers.

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Obesity bigger cost for Britain than war and terror

Britain spending £47bn a year dealing with the healthcare and social costs of an increasingly overweight population, study finds

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    theguardian.com, Thursday 20 November 2014 07.51 GMT   
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 Britain is spending a fraction on preventing obesity compared with the cost of addressing the consequences, a study has found. Photograph: Alamy

Obesity is a greater burden on the UK’s economy than armed violence, war and terrorism, costing the country nearly £47bn a year, a report has found.

The study, commissioned by consultancy firm McKinsey and Company, reveals obesity has the second-largest economic impact on the UK behind smoking, generating an annual loss equivalent to 3% of GDP.

More than 2.1 billion people around the world – or nearly 30% of the global population – are overweight or obese, with the figure set to rise to almost half of the world’s adult population by 2030, according to the McKinsey Global Institute (MGI), which produced the report.

It has called for a co-ordinated response from governments, retailers, restaurants and food and drink manufacturers to address what it calls the “global obesity crisis”.

A series of 44 interventions could bring 20% of overweight or obese people in UK back to normal weight within five to 10 years, the report says.

This would save around £16bn a year in the UK, including an annual saving of about £766m in the NHS, according to the study.

The report says: “Obesity is a major global economic problem caused by a multitude of factors. Today obesity is jostling with armed conflict and smoking in terms of having the greatest human-generated global economic impact.

“The global economic impact of obesity is increasing. The evidence suggests that the economic and societal impact of obesity is deep and lasting.”

The report finds the economic impact from smoking in the UK was £57bn in 2012, or 3.6% of GDP, while the country suffered a £43bn annual loss from armed violence, war and terrorism, or 2.5% of GDP.

In the UK government efforts to tackle obesity were “too fragmented to be effective”, while investment in obesity prevention was “relatively low given the scale of the problem”, the report says.

The UK spends less than £638m a year on obesity prevention programmes – about 1% of the social cost, the study finds.

But the country spends about £6bn a year on the medical costs of conditions related to being overweight or obese and a further £10 billion on diabetes.

Meanwhile the cost of obesity and diabetes to the NHS is equivalent to the UK’s combined “protection” budget for the police and fire services, law courts, and prisons.

The current rate of obesity and overweight conditions suggest the cost to the NHS could increase from between £6bn and £8bn in 2015 to between £10bn and £12bn in 2030, the study finds.

The recommended interventions to reduce the cost of obesity include portion control in fast food packaged goods; investing in parental education; introducing healthy meals in schools and workplaces; changing the school curriculum to include more physical exercise; and encouraging more physical activities by introducing bicycle lanes.

MGI director Richard Dobbs said: “Efforts to address obesity have been piecemeal up till now. Yet obesity is a systemic issue, born of many interlocking factors, and only a systemic response will do.”

Dr Alison Tedstone, chief nutritionist at Public Health England (PHE), said: “Overweight and obesity is a complex problem which requires action across individual and societal levels involving industry, national and local government and the voluntary sector. There is no single silver-bullet solution.

“Today 25% of the nation is obese and 37% is overweight. If we reduce obesity to 1993 levels, where 15% of the population were obese, we will avoid five million disease cases and save the NHS alone an additional £1.2bn by 2034.

“PHE will continue to support local authorities to provide effective weight management services, to influence the regulation of fast food outlets and provide healthier catering in hospitals and schools, which will all help people to lose weight.”

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Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: LITERALLY WORSE THAN BUSH on November 20, 2014, 03:31:57 PM
The Myrtle Beach comment in that video piqued my interest.  What are the beach towns in the South like? Are they completely nigged and white trashed out?  I live on the west coast so going on vacation there is probably out of the question.
Myrtle Beach is fucking garbage, and is usually filled with frat bros and trash from the low country of NC and SC. I mean if you are in your early 20s and want to bang some skanks and stay drunk for a week go for it, but if you're looking for something else don't go there. Also, there are certain weeks Myrtle is overrun with nogs, like black bike week. So check the, uh, chamber of commerce calendar.

Virginia beach is better but will sometimes be full of guidos from Jersey who don't want to go to the shore, and inbred families from Pennsyltucky. Not as bad as Myrtle but YMMV. More family-oriented.

The Outer Banks IMO are better and sort of have the best of both worlds. You can drive south after you come over form the mainland and hit places like Kitty Hawk and KDH which have plenty of bars, crab shacks and roadhouses, then the national park is down south of all that. There are some cool weird towns down there like Buxton and Rodanthe.

Or you can drive north after you hit the barrier islands and go to places like Duck and Corolla which are full of rich yuppies sipping wine and driving their $20,000 golf carts around.

However, the best thing about the Outer Banks: If you keep driving north past Corolla, you can go on the 4WD beach (note: high-clearance 4WD vehicle definitely required) and see the wild horses, fish and shit like that. There are plenty of houses to rent up there and IMO it's the best place to stay. You basically drive over the dunes right up to your house and can sometimes watch wild horses graze in the yard.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: IHaveNoMouthAndIMustSteen on November 20, 2014, 03:52:05 PM
Why is having a loving wife, a good family, rewarding job and fulfilling spiritual life 'bland'? It's pretty fucking good, actually, and objectively* so.


... said the guy who has been married for three months.

 :drew:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Renegade Jew on November 20, 2014, 04:53:30 PM
Fat motherfuckers.

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Obesity bigger cost for Britain than war and terror

I found a similar article earlier today:
http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/obesity-s-global-costs-hit-2-trillion-a-year-report-suggests-1.2841782

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A new report by the McKinsey Global Institute released Thursday that the global cost of obesity has risen to $2 trillion annually — nearly as much as smoking or the combined impact of armed violence, war and terrorism.

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The company says 2.1 billion people — about 30 per cent of the global population— are overweight or obese and that about 15 per cent of health care costs in developed economies are driven by it.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Aran on November 20, 2014, 05:55:20 PM
Okay you win, the nice people totally got fat and the assholes are all thin successful models who fly spaceships and save babies from trees in their spare time.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on November 22, 2014, 02:04:19 AM
Okay you win, the nice people totally got fat and the assholes are all thin successful models who fly spaceships and save babies from trees in their spare time.
How would a baby get in a tree?
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on November 22, 2014, 03:30:55 AM
Okay you win, the nice people totally got fat and the assholes are all thin successful models who fly spaceships and save babies from trees in their spare time.
How would a baby get in a tree?
You'd be surprised how quickly a baby can figure out climbing once he hears there's a Star Trek convention in town.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Got Milk? on November 22, 2014, 08:34:48 AM
Fat motherfuckers.

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Obesity bigger cost for Britain than war and terror

I found a similar article earlier today:
http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/obesity-s-global-costs-hit-2-trillion-a-year-report-suggests-1.2841782

Quote
A new report by the McKinsey Global Institute released Thursday that the global cost of obesity has risen to $2 trillion annually — nearly as much as smoking or the combined impact of armed violence, war and terrorism.

Quote
The company says 2.1 billion people — about 30 per cent of the global population— are overweight or obese and that about 15 per cent of health care costs in developed economies are driven by it.

You left out the best part. If current trends continue, half the population of the fucking world will be obese in 15-years. HALF.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Salacious B. Crumb on November 22, 2014, 02:46:03 PM
https://vine.co/v/OJLAT3Klx6U

Fat chicks really like cake
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on November 22, 2014, 03:10:35 PM
https://vine.co/v/OJLAT3Klx6U

Fat chicks really like cake

That is amazing, and I'd like to think there's a 1% chance Tebow is secretly a fat chick hater and this was just a dick move. We need this as a gif, too.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Salacious B. Crumb on November 22, 2014, 03:13:17 PM
https://vine.co/v/OJLAT3Klx6U

Fat chicks really like cake

That is amazing, and I'd like to think there's a 1% chance Tebow is secretly a fat chick hater and this was just a dick move. We need this as a gif, too.

He was carrying a big plate with veggies and other shit on it. I don't think the cake was a mistake.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on November 23, 2014, 09:23:29 AM
even the blandest of suburban middle class lives is better than dying at 46 because you have popcorn chicken in ranch dressing as an appetizer, holy fuck

pretty much

I'm just trying to push your buttons, agent, but seriously the suburb life of steady job, wife and family, white picket fence and the Bible is about as good as it gets in this life pal

:reagan:

For many, but not for me. I went to great lengths to avoid it. I don't want a wife or children, I have a steady job that offers me creativity and variety and my time is my time alone. Its how I like it. To be honest, I've seen so many 'steady marriages' end in divorce 'without warning' (on facebook) that I distrust the institution completely in these times. I am never at risk of someone going HALF!!! and entering a legal battle.

Edit: I never wanted this, and it scares me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTkp9UqVVHs

Same. That life is great for some people, but for me I think I'd get that Revolutionary Road/Don Draper feeling of thinking it's all fake and wondering why I'm doing it. I've always been kind of a loner. I like my time being my own. When I want to hang out with friends, I do so. When I want to be a shut-in for a weekend, I can do that too. I have a decent career, and without a wife or kids to spend money on, I can do shit like buy cars and work on them. My ideal retirement is being :clint: sitting on my porch, washing my car, and yelling at kids to get off my lawn. Hell, I do that now!

That video is pretty much my brother's life. He seems pretty happy but he literally had this plan 5 years ago to tick every box of "wife, house, dog, kids" that as he's getting close to completing it, I can't help but think he'll start wondering what's next...
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Nig Disliker on November 23, 2014, 01:54:31 PM
Marriage really isn't for me.

Not to say that I'm one of those guys that demands a traditional housewife.  If I was, these are pretty decent times to be in.  Not since the 1960s has there been so many women willing to go back to the traditional housewife role.  You can thank the shit economy and the general failure known as feminism for that.  It's just that I don't need a dual income, like the financial freedom and flexibility I have, and although I'm not some poonhound, it's nice to fuck a couple different girls a year where things are more on my terms.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: IHaveNoMouthAndIMustSteen on November 23, 2014, 02:20:56 PM
Marriage really isn't for me.

Not to say that I'm one of those guys that demands a traditional housewife.  If I was, these are pretty decent times to be in.  Not since the 1960s has there been so many women willing to go back to the traditional housewife role.  You can thank the shit economy and the general failure known as feminism for that.  It's just that I don't need a dual income, like the financial freedom and flexibility I have, and although I'm not some poonhound, it's nice to fuck a couple different girls a year where things are more on my terms.

 :say:
:goon:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Triggered by Pepe on November 25, 2014, 10:34:47 AM
Okay you win, the nice people totally got fat and the assholes are all thin successful models who fly spaceships and save babies from trees in their spare time.
How would a baby get in a tree?
You'd be surprised how quickly a baby can figure out climbing once he hears there's a Star Trek convention in town.

Took a second, but when I did

 :reagan:

On wife chat, I don't have enough money to pay for the dream wedding and a house (buying, renting is for people who are ok with pissing away money), so i'm just moving in with my GF. It's pretty sweet. I mean I kind of feel like I spent way to much time gooning it up rather than getting laid, but on the other hand i've got a stable relationship, a girl who loves banging me (which can actually be hindering when i'm trying to work overtime from home but I'm not complaining) and someone who'll put up with my shit.

Either lifestyle is valid, but because they're so different everyone's going to go "the grass is greener" or "hah, fuck that shit, i'm cool with what I have".
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rape Artist on November 25, 2014, 03:46:15 PM
renting is for people who are ok with pissing away money

you can piss money away just as easily buying a house as you can renting, and in many cases you'll come out ahead in the long run by renting a house

yore a retard
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: VFW on November 25, 2014, 05:42:14 PM
renting is for people who are ok with pissing away money

you can piss money away just as easily buying a house as you can renting, and in many cases you'll come out ahead in the long run by renting a house

yore a retard

Since I am dumb how does renting yield higher returns than buying?  :geithner:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Ghostse on November 25, 2014, 06:18:39 PM
renting is for people who are ok with pissing away money

you can piss money away just as easily buying a house as you can renting, and in many cases you'll come out ahead in the long run by renting a house

yore a retard

Since I am dumb how does renting yield higher returns than buying?  :geithner:

Long story short, as long as you aren't renting from a business or a managed complex, you can rent for less than a mortgage payment - if you invest the difference in somethign other than booze, hookers, and blow you can come out ahead. Your liability is reduced - if the furnace shits itself, you aren't on the hook for the 8 grand replacement. If you need to move, it is far easier to even terminate a lease early than to try to panic sell your house.

And blah blah real estate doesn't always increase in value blah.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Nig Disliker on November 25, 2014, 08:45:05 PM
It's an old assumption that buying a house is better than renting.  The days of buying a house for $120,000 and then selling it 10 years later for $250,000 are over.  There are some exceptions here and there but good luck making that bet.  It seems like you're always building/rebuilding something on the house, replacing/upgrading water heaters, etc.  The home owners I know have only lived there for a few years but have spent tens of thousands of dollars already.

I understand if it is a point of pride thing but the financial incentives just aren't there anymore.  To be fair, that is preferable than artificially inflated home prices.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Ghostse on November 25, 2014, 09:12:49 PM
It seems like you're always building/rebuilding something on the house, replacing/upgrading water heaters, etc.  The home owners I know have only lived there for a few years but have spent tens of thousands of dollars already.

I understand if it is a point of pride thing but the financial incentives just aren't there anymore.  To be fair, that is preferable than artificially inflated home prices.

Counter point on this: Liability aside,  if you don't fuck up when buying a house and you are planning to stay put for minimum 5 years, you can come out ahead home ownership wise if prices of rent/mortgage are even comparable. Not just blah blah equity, but your mortgage interest and since 2012 your PMI are tax deductible.

Home ownership hurdles (aka the ability to get over $20,000 together in one place and not blow it on hookers, blow, or rims) keep out the less desirable neighbors.

That said, when you've got a place that is yours its got a tendency to suck your wallet dry with non-essential expenses as you do all the shit you have always wanted done to your place that never made sense when you were renting.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: neat on November 25, 2014, 10:31:08 PM
renting is for people who are ok with pissing away money

you can piss money away just as easily buying a house as you can renting, and in many cases you'll come out ahead in the long run by renting a house

yore a retard

Since I am dumb how does renting yield higher returns than buying?  :geithner:

Ahh the ole "Houses are an investment, goyim :smalljewrub: " that Wall Street has been shoving down Americans throats for the last few decades. Good thing that houses never depreciate, I mean, the bubble will never burst, right?




Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Danish Plastic Bigotry on November 25, 2014, 10:36:57 PM
the job market has changed a lot too, how many millennials will be staying in the same place for thirty to forty years of a career

dunno man, I do think some of my peers who bought instead of renting at the outset will get burned when they suddenly have pressure on them to sell. It'll never put anyone under who has a little common sense but it's a fucking nightmare way to spend a year
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Triggered by Pepe on November 26, 2014, 04:20:33 AM
I live in the UK, renting a two bedroom house here costs me about £100 less a month than buying so i'd imagine the housing situation is a tad different. I'd also like to leave behind a house for my kids. I'm currently working for a company that controls 66% of its market in the UK and i'm trying to move over to a company that does defence contracts (which is closer).

I'm sure i'll be fine. I still make enough money to waste money on shit I want each month and to put a little bit away. Even if the house market here totally collapses (right now its the lowest i've seen in a while though) i'll have enough to live pretty comfortably.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Autistic Yankee on November 26, 2014, 04:28:18 AM
I don't know dude.  do the math about how much money you paid in rent from age 18 to where you are now.  What is that number?  Are you near 30 years old?  Did you spend $50,000 in rent during that time?  Sure you had flexibility and werent tied down to a specific area.   But how much did you really move over that time?  Thats a pretty good chunk of change, isn't it?
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: [L.N.E]Giblets on November 26, 2014, 05:37:15 AM
I live in the UK, renting a two bedroom house here costs me about £100 less a month than buying

Out of interest, where in the UK do you live? I'm in the frozen lands of Scotland, and everywhere here has renting being bonkers [combination of cunt landlords hovering up properties galore and NIMBYs blocking the building of anything at all, anyplace, ever] and monthly mortgage rates being comparatively cheap. I'm, like, £150 a month for my small-but-nice flat's mortgage, while my neighbour is paying £330 for a smaller, shittier version of the same flat.

The only exceptions seem to be Fife and Wishaw. But that's because they're fucking Fife and fucking Wishaw.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Triggered by Pepe on November 26, 2014, 06:14:28 AM
I live in the UK, renting a two bedroom house here costs me about £100 less a month than buying

Out of interest, where in the UK do you live? I'm in the frozen lands of Scotland, and everywhere here has renting being bonkers [combination of cunt landlords hovering up properties galore and NIMBYs blocking the building of anything at all, anyplace, ever] and monthly mortgage rates being comparatively cheap. I'm, like, £150 a month for my small-but-nice flat's mortgage, while my neighbour is paying £330 for a smaller, shittier version of the same flat.

The only exceptions seem to be Fife and Wishaw. But that's because they're fucking Fife and fucking Wishaw.

I'm in the south of the UK (not far from london), same sort of situation here. Landlords own everything and all raise the prices together so you either buy a house or you rent and watch as your renting price goes up and up. They're jacking up the price my nan pays by an extra £250 a month next year, its mental. You either move somewhere cheaper (the flats filled with dealers and users) or nut up and pay extortionate prices.

For the non-brits reading this, this is an excerpt from a legal advice site regarding landlords raising the price stupid amounts if you want to renew your term:

"Some tenants have very little protection against eviction and could risk losing their homes if they disagree with the landlord about the amount of rent to be paid. If you cannot afford to pay your rent, remember you may be able to claim Housing Benefit."

In short, that means "you're fucked, not much you can do".

Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Ghostse on November 26, 2014, 07:50:15 AM
I don't know dude.  do the math about how much money you paid in rent from age 18 to where you are now.  What is that number?  Are you near 30 years old?  Did you spend $50,000 in rent during that time?  Sure you had flexibility and werent tied down to a specific area.   But how much did you really move over that time?  Thats a pretty good chunk of change, isn't it?

Because every 18 year old has $10,000-20,000 just laying around for a down payment. Also banks fucking love giving loans to people under 25. :tuss:

Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Got Milk? on November 26, 2014, 08:15:38 AM
I feel like a lot of this logic only really applies if you think of a house as an investment and not a place to live, though. For example, I have a nice big piece of land with a four bedroom house that is only five years old. I have no intentions of moving for the rest of my life, I live in a government service district (no property taxes), so someday my house is paid off and I only have to maintain it, which I have the tools and know-how to do myself. It's hard to put a price on that kind of stability when you have a family.

That being said, I mean it's going to vary where you live anyway. Renting a two-bedroom apartment around here will run you $800-900 a month, you may as well buy a $200,000 townhouse if you have a down payment.

Stuff like the water heater and whatnot going wrong with the house is only going to fuck you if you are too dumb to save money for emergencies. I mean, it's just common sense. Most people who have trouble with home ownership only have trouble because they don't have a nest-egg for an emergency and they're afraid to pick up a wrench and do something themselves. Do you have any idea how easy most of this shit is? Like seriously, literal retards install water heaters. Fuck, with the rise of pex piping, you don't even have to solder copper pipe anymore. It's not hard.  :swanson:

*Edited because to be fair, I don't have an oil furnace and probably wouldn't replace one myself. Fuck messing with gas. All my shit is electric.*
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on November 26, 2014, 09:06:35 AM
Renting makes a ton of fucking sense if you

(a) are fresh out of college and don't have the money/means to get a house
(b) live in an area where getting a house is crazy expensive
(c) don't plan on living there for at least 5 fucking years

You will lose money getting a house if you can't be on the correct side of all three, and that's ASSUMING that the house will appreciate in value.  You may come out "ahead" in that you'd lose less than renting, but in the end a lot of people don't buy until they are older for a reason.

I could afford a house *now* if I weren't in a Northeast shithole.  My rent is more than what my mortgage payment would be if I lived down South or in the West or really anywhere but a blue state shit hole.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: jabba on November 27, 2014, 02:48:23 PM
Obligatory

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/upshot/buy-rent-calculator.html?abt=0002&abg=1&_r=0

Of course, the catch with that calculator is estimating future asset prices, and if you can do that well, you should probably go get a job on wall street.

The best way to think about your home is in terms of net worth and leverage, imho, it's a financial asset you can live in. If you wouldn't take out a massive loan to put into the stock market, you probably should think carefully about taking out a massive loan for a house: you're now long a specific asset class with borrowed money. The fact you can live in it is nice but I really have a hard time thinking that should influence the decision making process in rent vs buy.

Back on topic, it's thanksgiving, a day that has become less about thankfulness and selflessness and more about gluttony and consumerism. All is fat.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on December 01, 2014, 10:28:44 PM
Obligatory

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/upshot/buy-rent-calculator.html?abt=0002&abg=1&_r=0

Of course, the catch with that calculator is estimating future asset prices, and if you can do that well, you should probably go get a job on wall street.

The best way to think about your home is in terms of net worth and leverage, imho, it's a financial asset you can live in. If you wouldn't take out a massive loan to put into the stock market, you probably should think carefully about taking out a massive loan for a house: you're now long a specific asset class with borrowed money. The fact you can live in it is nice but I really have a hard time thinking that should influence the decision making process in rent vs buy.

Back on topic, it's thanksgiving, a day that has become less about thankfulness and selflessness and more about gluttony and consumerism. All is fat.

Just putting in the most miserly jew numbers I can into that thing, I still get that If I can afford rent less than 3K/month I'm better off.  Reasonable numbers and I'm higher.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Martin Looter King on December 03, 2014, 10:41:22 AM
Winners of the Carl's Jr. Lunch with Laker Girls Contest
Carl's Jr. - Fuck You, I'm Eating

(http://i.imgur.com/XfLGuJ4.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/W8Jo608.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/wmepbU0.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/kDGmGNk.jpg)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Martin Looter King on December 03, 2014, 10:51:00 AM
Bonus freaks

http://imgur.com/gallery/fRdlU
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on December 03, 2014, 02:09:31 PM
Winners of the Carl's Jr. Lunch with Laker Girls Contest
Carl's Jr. - Fuck You, I'm Eating

Lol at that last guys shirt
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Autistic Yankee on December 03, 2014, 02:31:20 PM
lol one guy had to put his hand in his pocket to hide his boner.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: As a white male I on December 03, 2014, 03:42:51 PM
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(http://i.imgur.com/wmepbU0.jpg)
Dat hoverhand.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Autistic Yankee on December 03, 2014, 03:57:10 PM
Hoverhands are still the funniest dead giveaway of a virgoon.  I've never not laughed at a hover hands picture.  :allears:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on December 03, 2014, 05:58:30 PM
Its such a weird idea to give kids those gold chocolate coins.
"That's right, Timmy! You save up enough of these, you can buy diabetes!"
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on December 03, 2014, 07:13:24 PM
http://imgur.com/gallery/fRdlU

Put the chicks in nurse costumes and it would have looked for all the world like a pro-euthanasia PSA.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: tender of the rape garden on December 04, 2014, 12:44:15 AM
http://imgur.com/gallery/fRdlU

Put the chicks in nurse costumes and it would have looked for all the world like a pro-euthanasia PSA.

It already looks like one with them in cheerleader outfits.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: neat on December 04, 2014, 12:58:41 AM
So there's this hashtag #DiagnosisFat where eatbeasts all complain about how doctors shame them.






1: foot ailments
2: chron's disease
3: broken jaw (lmbo slow down fatty)
4: hysterectomy because she's so fat her periods are all fucked up

Yeah cunt, I'm sure none of this is because you're fat


(http://i.imgur.com/tjqGebl.gif)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Danish Plastic Bigotry on December 04, 2014, 01:51:05 AM
i lolled hard at "i had agony in my throat," honestly not surprised she found a way to eat it
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on December 06, 2014, 09:30:58 AM
https://imgur.com/a/QIQnD

 :lilal:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Hugh Woattmeigh on December 06, 2014, 10:58:34 AM
i wonder what's bigger, her 888 wordcount or her daily calorie intake?

 :adam:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: neat on December 10, 2014, 11:44:34 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/AAO2qqd.png)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: wimpb on December 10, 2014, 06:29:49 PM
that picture confused me for a moment because i thought she was hanging onto a pillow
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on December 10, 2014, 06:59:39 PM
Uh oh, I got real fat, better chop off my hair to compensate.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on December 10, 2014, 11:38:05 PM
Is this the same nutter who's nude with a heart painted on her in that /pol/ meme mocking fat acceptance?
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: jabba on December 11, 2014, 01:27:59 AM
of course its not the end of the world, at that weight you probably create your own gravity well so are a world onto yourself
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Martin Looter King on December 15, 2014, 06:04:11 PM
http://stateofobesity.org/obesity-rates-trends-overview/
Saw this on reddit.
82% of black women in america are fat.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on December 15, 2014, 06:50:02 PM
http://stateofobesity.org/obesity-rates-trends-overview/
Saw this on reddit.
82% of black women in america are fat.

If you look at that in context, it's, unlike their crime-rate, only 15% higher than the national average.

E: Latinos way behind 'em in the crime-game, pulling up behind 'em real close in this.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Pleasant Rectal Itch on December 16, 2014, 04:21:10 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2876150/I-feel-like-nasty-yucky-monster-Housebound-woman-24-obese-hardly-stand-stars-season-three-600-lb-Life.html

Set your DVR for Jan 7th when the new season of My 600lb Life begins.

(http://i.imgur.com/fHCCADs.jpg)

Her legs look like they are being attacked by giant marshmallows  :stonk:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on December 16, 2014, 04:53:03 PM
what the literal fuck is that creature

Something that's had boyfriend of 2 years the article says so, doing better than a majority of goons.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: PUSSY CANCER on December 16, 2014, 05:01:02 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2876150/I-feel-like-nasty-yucky-monster-Housebound-woman-24-obese-hardly-stand-stars-season-three-600-lb-Life.html

Set your DVR for Jan 7th when the new season of My 600lb Life begins.

(http://i.imgur.com/fHCCADs.jpg)

Her legs look like they are being attacked by giant marshmallows  :stonk:

a woman so fat she'd make a nigger think twice before putting he dick in that
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on December 16, 2014, 05:50:13 PM


a woman so fat she'd make a nigger think twice before putting he dick in that

 :lolno:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: neat on December 16, 2014, 07:19:50 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2876150/I-feel-like-nasty-yucky-monster-Housebound-woman-24-obese-hardly-stand-stars-season-three-600-lb-Life.html

Set your DVR for Jan 7th when the new season of My 600lb Life begins.

(http://i.imgur.com/fHCCADs.jpg)

Her legs look like they are being attacked by giant marshmallows  :stonk:

Calves lookin juicy m8. What's her routine?
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Babomb on December 16, 2014, 08:04:22 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2876150/I-feel-like-nasty-yucky-monster-Housebound-woman-24-obese-hardly-stand-stars-season-three-600-lb-Life.html

Set your DVR for Jan 7th when the new season of My 600lb Life begins.

(http://i.imgur.com/fHCCADs.jpg)

Her legs look like they are being attacked by giant marshmallows  :stonk:

Calves lookin juicy m8. What's her routine?
2 dozen eggs, 2 whole loafs of bread, 2 lbs of bacon, 2 lbs of ham, 4 lbs of cheese, 2 gallons of orange juice, and 2 gallons of milk for breakfast, 10 cheeseburgers, 6 lbs of salad with 2 lbs of bacon, 2 dozen hard boiled eggs, 4 lbs of cheese, 6 liters of soda, 4 lbs of lunch meat, 3 lbs of crutons, and 4 gallons of soup for lunch, then followed up by eating 6 lbs of noodles, 6 lbs of spaghetti sauce, 4 lbs of mac and cheese, 4 more liters of soda, and about 5 lbs of fixings for that spaghetti and mac and cheese.

Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: The Floridian on December 17, 2014, 08:07:35 AM
what the literal fuck is that creature
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Babomb on December 17, 2014, 02:48:55 PM
She has more fat on her legs than I have on my stomach.  Its like the blob, how the fuck can she allow herself to be that fat? 

I'm not super skinny but I have enugh pride to never let myself get anywhere near too fat to walk around and do shit.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on December 17, 2014, 03:30:01 PM
That endocrine system must be completely nonexistent at this point.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Tranny Feet on December 17, 2014, 06:29:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cBCWCXWMLo
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Elizabeth Warren Peace on December 20, 2014, 04:50:54 PM
She has more fat on her legs than I have on my stomach.  Its like the blob, how the fuck can she allow herself to be that fat? 

I'm not super skinny but I have enugh pride to never let myself get anywhere near too fat to walk around and do shit.

If you have one of her leg's worth of fat on your stomach, wouldn't that make you obese?
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on December 21, 2014, 02:23:20 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2876150/I-feel-like-nasty-yucky-monster-Housebound-woman-24-obese-hardly-stand-stars-season-three-600-lb-Life.html

Set your DVR for Jan 7th when the new season of My 600lb Life begins.

(http://i.imgur.com/fHCCADs.jpg)

Her legs look like they are being attacked by giant marshmallows  :stonk:
If (when) that thing falls down those stairs it's going to destroy the entire house.  There'll just be this pile of blubber sitting in a field of rubble and debris.   Can't wait for the gifs.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Autistic Yankee on December 21, 2014, 02:16:23 PM
http://www.mindbodygreen.com/0-13018/5-things-i-miss-about-weighing-more-than-300-pounds.html

Get ready to  :rolleyes: your eyes out folks.
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5 Things I Miss About Weighing More Than 300 Pounds


 I used to weigh more than 300 pounds. I smoked like a house on fire, I drank like a blues guitarist, I ate whatever I wanted whenever I wanted, and I never, ever exercised.

In 2003 I lost more than half my body weight. In 2007 I started a wildly successful personal training career. Today I’m fit enough to run (though I usually choose not to), and thin enough to comfortably wiggle my butt into size 6 jeans (though I usually wear super-stretchy workout clothes).

You might think that when I reflect on my 300-pound self that it would be with disdain or pity. Hell no. The longer I’m thin, though, the more I miss the gifts of living in a body so big that people often turned away. It may sound strange to some, but here are five things I miss about my old, obese self:

1. Power


Being fat gave me natural physical strength. As a thin person, I have to go out of my way to be strong. Despite daily strength training I’m nowhere near as powerful as I used to be. Once upon a time I could confidently lift a couch into and out of a moving truck (a U-Haul, not a truck in motion — being fat never did give me super powers). Today, I labor under the weight of heavy things. I miss the natural, organic strength that I used to take for granted, the sheer power born of moving under the weight of my own fat day after day.

2. Comfort

At bedtime I lie down in a sea of pillows. My husband laughs at me, but I need all those pillows because I spent most of my life in a large, soft body. When I’m lying on my side, the feeling of knee bone on knee bone is enough to keep me up all night; I hug a pillow to compensate for the generous expanse of tummy my arm used to rest on. I haven’t slept on my stomach in over a decade because I lost the nice, round belly that softened the space between my spine and the bed. Also, I could write a whole post about how awful it feels to sit on a hard surface with a bony butt. Tail bones and hard seats: never the two should meet.

3. Perspective

When I was fat I understood that most weight changes are fleeting and insignificant. At 300 pounds, I wore clothes forgiving enough to accommodate ten pounds lost or gained, so I didn’t think much of it. Sadly, going from a size 6 to an 8 makes me nuts in a way that going from a size 26 to a 28 just never did. I miss the freedom I once had from noticing and obsessing over Every. Single. Pound.

As an obese woman I experienced the world every day in a body that was judged, undervalued, demonized, mocked, feared, despised, and avoided. Those awful experiences gave me more empathy, more character, more personality, and a broader, richer and more inclusive perspective than lifelong thinness ever could have (back off, deep and interesting lifelong-skinny women — I’m speaking for myself here). I also have a much more meaningful appreciation for my health and the body I have today, and I sure as hell will never take it for granted. Not to mention the deep respect I automatically have for every person I meet who doesn’t fit the (white, straight, middle-class, able-bodied) mold.

4. Friendships


Starting and maintaining friendships was easier when I was fat. Women rarely saw me as a rival and were less self-conscious than they are around me today. My larger body made it easier for my peers to let their guard down and be themselves. Because I felt less-than when I was fat, I was way more forgiving and accommodating, and I often edited myself for maximum social appeal.

Friendships today are more likely to feel peppered with insecurities. Confident and candid, strong and outspoken, today I present the real me, and, at times, ruffle the feathers of the sort of people I spent my early life catering to. The friendships that remain require real, sometimes uncomfortable heart-to-heart discussions, and true open-mindedness; they can be exhausting. When I’ve had a long, hard day, I miss the easy, comparatively effortless friendships of yesteryear.

5. Presence

Finally, there’s the weird disconnect between the size of me in my mind and the size of me — of my physical body — in the world. The “me” in my brain is big. My voice is big. My feelings are big. My attitude is big. Ten years ago, all that bigness was reflected in my body — fat, round, impossible to miss. Now, my personality and my body feel mismatched, like my mind is walking around in shoes several sizes too small. I miss feeling like a cohesive whole. I miss inhabiting the grander space I once did.

The longer I’m thin, the more in love I fall with the fat body I once had, and with the woman I was before I lost my weight. I’m the luckiest person I know, in large part because my personality and perspective were developed in the context of being a fat woman.

Today, I get to work with women and men of all sizes and all abilities. I love them — each and every one of them, inside and out — and I love helping them, sometimes quickly, sometimes slowly, to fall in love with their own perfectly imperfect bodies.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on December 21, 2014, 02:38:16 PM
I don't know, 1 sounds just plain wrong and 5 is women_blabbing.txt, but 2, 3, and 4 seem pretty legitimate points. 2 in particular is something I distinctly remember from when I went from 11-year-old fat kid to 13-year-old lanky teenager, and 3 and 4 - while phrased in an incredibly gay manner - boil down to "I was officially out of the dating pool, so women didn't do their catfight bullshit with me and men didn't pretend to like me just to get to pump&dump".

And notice that she's not saying "...so I'm currently on a strict diet of cake and fries to go back to those happy times".
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: jabba on December 21, 2014, 03:51:53 PM
Yeah if that article had just closed with a small paragraph saying "But all that said, I was a disgusting piece of shit, hated and was ashamed of myself, had no self control or self esteem, and would never trade anything in the world if it meant being a land whale again" it would be a good read.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Nig Disliker on December 21, 2014, 06:30:46 PM
When I lost a bunch of weight a decade ago, I lost a number of my old friends once I dropped the weight.  As sad as it sounds, some people need fat people to be fat in order to feel better about themselves.  Not that I was shedding too many tears at these revelations.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on December 21, 2014, 07:16:22 PM
http://i.imgur.com/AYOlEjf.jpg

God fucking dammit :razor:

That toilets this size actually exist is fucking disgusting. 
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: jabba on December 21, 2014, 08:14:26 PM
The Bubba (for when John isn't up to the job)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Bitters on December 21, 2014, 08:16:18 PM
Have you been to a hospital lately?  They've been phasing in wider beds, wheelchairs, and furniture over the past 10 years or so.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on December 27, 2014, 05:30:48 PM
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To The Fit Woman At Marketplace Foods
Posted: 12/19/2014 1:22 pm EST Updated: 12/19/2014 1:59 pm EST

To the fit woman at the grocery store in Minot, North Dakota,

I assume that you remember who I am. I was the 200-pound redhead who looked like she had just crawled out of bed in the produce section at Marketplace Foods. I was getting some vegetables for my dinner, just like you were. I was looking at my grocery list on my phone... making sure I got everything I needed. In fact, I laughed when my daughter sent a silly text.

I noticed you next to me with your friend. I thought your yoga pants were cute. I need new yoga pants.

So, you probably thought because I was looking at my phone that I couldn't hear things around me. Well, I can. I am pretty talented. I can read a text AND listen to insults. It is my superpower.

So, I heard what you said about me when you thought I wasn't listening.

You told your friend that it is sad that I am the size I am. Who is it sad for?

You told your friend it was nice to see someone like me buy vegetables "for a change." You know, because you have been shopping with me before to see what I buy.

You also made the assumption that I do not care about my health.

That's right, I heard every word you were saying to the athletic guy you were shopping with. I heard you laugh at me and say something to the effect that I should get a mirror to see what I truly look like.

Not that it matters, but what would you have said about me seven months ago? At that time, I was over 300 pounds.

Even at 300 pounds, I was running around with my four kids. I did not hate myself. I ate vegetables and I owned a mirror. Here is proof.

(http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2014-12-05-photo2-thumb.jpg)

I wanted to get healthier for myself and I did. So now, I eat a strict Paleo diet most of the time so all I really eat is meat and veggies. That means that, during this transition period, I have the worst wardrobe possible -- nothing fits! Everything is loose, so I do not own a lot of clothes right now. I do not need to look perfect, just feel great. Oh, I work out as well, as I assume you do. When I started this journey I could barely do a few minutes of P90X3. When you saw me, I had just finished.

Do you remember me now?
(http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2014-12-05-mirror51-thumb.jpg)
You really should not worry about other people around you. You do not know about my life, so why would you feel sad? Why, because I weigh more than you do? Because you feel like you have a better life because you have some cute yoga pants?

Trust me, we can all get those.

I know you understand I heard you. I looked right at you right when you were making the mirror comment.

I feel sorry for that man with you who hung his head in shame. He looked embarrassed. That is why I smiled at him when he mouthed the word "sorry" to me.

Although I was irritated with your remarks, you didn't succeed in pissing me off. Although you really tried to fat shame me to the point humiliation, I cannot say you truly succeeded.

You just reminded me that beauty comes from the inside. It will not be long when I look just like you in cute yoga pants next to a 200-pound woman in the produce section. I will just say hi and smile.

I refuse to be like you.

I truly wish you the best, and I am sure we will see each other again. I might even be wearing the same yoga pants.

But next time, keep your comments to yourself.

Respectfully,

Joey
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on December 27, 2014, 05:46:47 PM
Stdh.txt
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Ghostse on December 28, 2014, 02:00:57 AM
that fatty + yoga pants = :mcpuke:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Hugh Woattmeigh on December 28, 2014, 02:14:50 AM
:shrug: saying shit like that out loud IS pretty rude. Lolfatpeople, 888 etc but she's making an effort to work out and cut the dead weight and i can respect that
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Scourge Of Kansai on December 28, 2014, 02:36:05 AM
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1. Power

Being fat gave me natural physical strength. As a thin person, I have to go out of my way to be strong. Despite daily strength training I’m nowhere near as powerful as I used to be. Once upon a time I could confidently lift a couch into and out of a moving truck (a U-Haul, not a truck in motion — being fat never did give me super powers). Today, I labor under the weight of heavy things. I miss the natural, organic strength that I used to take for granted, the sheer power born of moving under the weight of my own fat day after day.

 We need  a :tuss: that endlessly zooms into another :tuss: in the eye like some endless recursion type-shit. Being 100+ pounds overweight does not make you strong. Does being able to climb stairs easily count as strength?


Also lol at #4, "being a fat sack of shit taught me so much"  :goonette:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Got Milk? on December 28, 2014, 08:32:33 AM
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1. Power

Being fat gave me natural physical strength. As a thin person, I have to go out of my way to be strong. Despite daily strength training I’m nowhere near as powerful as I used to be. Once upon a time I could confidently lift a couch into and out of a moving truck (a U-Haul, not a truck in motion — being fat never did give me super powers). Today, I labor under the weight of heavy things. I miss the natural, organic strength that I used to take for granted, the sheer power born of moving under the weight of my own fat day after day.

 We need  a :tuss: that endlessly zooms into another :tuss: in the eye like some endless recursion type-shit. Being 100+ pounds overweight does not make you strong. Does being able to climb stairs easily count as strength?


Also lol at #4, "being a fat sack of shit taught me so much"  :goonette:

She's probably cut out shit like greasy burgers, but didn't replace them with another source of protein so now she's weak as shit. Eat a bitta fish, missus.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on December 28, 2014, 10:50:45 AM
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To The Fit Woman At Marketplace Foods
Posted: 12/19/2014 1:22 pm EST Updated: 12/19/2014 1:59 pm EST
(http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2014-12-05-photo2-thumb.jpg)

(http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2014-12-05-mirror51-thumb.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/K7eXSnl.jpg)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Scourge Of Kansai on December 28, 2014, 09:51:31 PM
 :facepalm: Jesus Christ I never want to go back to America
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: neat on January 09, 2015, 01:05:31 PM
Ok yes it's Daily Mail, relax.

tl;dr morbidly obese chick makes video of herself dancing on youtube, goes viral, she gets her own TV show

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2902635/Woman-hopes-Internet-fame-translates-TV.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2902635/Woman-hopes-Internet-fame-translates-TV.html)
(http://i.imgur.com/8Qr3Pxs.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/1NLlgde.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/u1eHyBY.jpg)

I didn't even make it one sentence into the article before I lmbo.
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Whitney Thore put on more than 200lbs in a matter of months after developing Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome (PCOS)
stdh.txt
FYI PCOS is what chicks get when they get fat as fuck (like ohhhh I dunno 180lbs at 5'5") and their hormones get all fucked up.

But, let's say she put on 200lbs in 12 months (give her the benefit of our doubt), that's about 16 pounds per month. A pound of fat is approx 3500 calories. So she had a every-day caloric excess of approx 1500-1800 kcals (you need to use energy to store energy). Her TDEE's probably running at about 2000kcals/per day so she was on that dreamer bulk of 3500-4000kcals every day FOR A FUCKING YEAR.

Also here's video of the worlds first dancing ambulocetus :mcpuke:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbcoh5hre74
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: neat on January 09, 2015, 01:11:50 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/PMep7eO.jpg)
It's good she learns to embrace herself, because no man will ever be able to embrace her.
Maybe with a system of ratcheting tie-downs perhaps :umberto:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Ghostse on January 09, 2015, 01:15:40 PM
Also here's video of the worlds first dancing ambulocetus :mcpuke:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbcoh5hre74

I'm guessing that the jump cuts are when she has to take a break to hit the O2
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rape Artist on January 09, 2015, 01:39:48 PM
Also here's video of the worlds first dancing ambulocetus :mcpuke:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbcoh5hre74

I'm guessing that the jump cuts are when she has to take a break to hit the O2

Was about to post that same thing. There are two jumps in this video (:32 and 1:00).

This obese bitch can't move for 30 seconds without having to take a break.

Healthy at any size!
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rocket on January 09, 2015, 01:43:27 PM
http://www.pcrm.org/health/medNews/healthy-obesity-is-a-myth

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The idea of obesity without health concerns is largely a fiction, according to a study published in the Journal of the American College of Cardiology. Researchers followed 2,521 healthy obese adults and found they were eight times more likely to develop chronic diseases over time, compared with non-obese individuals. The authors conclude that obese individuals will very likely experience an eventual deterioration in health.

Bell AJ, Hamer M, Sabi S, Singh-Manoux A, Batty GD, Kivimaki M. The natural course of healthy obesity over 20 years. J Am Coll Cardiol. 2015;65:101-102.

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Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: This Badass Self on January 09, 2015, 02:21:53 PM
Also here's video of the worlds first dancing ambulocetus :mcpuke:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbcoh5hre74

I'm guessing that the jump cuts are when she has to take a break to hit the O2

Was about to post that same thing. There are two jumps in this video (:32 and 1:00).

This obese bitch can't move for 30 seconds without having to take a break.

Healthy at any size!

I like how she fucking collapses at the end while the guy just strolls over and turns the camera off.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Elizabeth Warren Peace on January 09, 2015, 03:53:32 PM
http://www.pcrm.org/health/medNews/healthy-obesity-is-a-myth

Quote
The idea of obesity without health concerns is largely a fiction, according to a study published in the Journal of the American College of Cardiology. Researchers followed 2,521 healthy obese adults and found they were eight times more likely to develop chronic diseases over time, compared with non-obese individuals. The authors conclude that obese individuals will very likely experience an eventual deterioration in health.

Bell AJ, Hamer M, Sabi S, Singh-Manoux A, Batty GD, Kivimaki M. The natural course of healthy obesity over 20 years. J Am Coll Cardiol. 2015;65:101-102.

Subscribe to the Physicians Committee's Breaking Medical News.

Breaking Medical News is a service of the Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine, 5100 Wisconsin Ave., Ste. 400, Washington, DC 20016, 202-686-2210. Join the Physicians Committee and receive the quarterly magazine, Good Medicine.

Aw yes son, hit us with that science.  Beautiful.  Now we just have to wait for the herds to start mooing about how so many other studies proved obesity isn't harmful, one study doesn't prove anything, etc. etc.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: food desert on January 09, 2015, 07:21:28 PM
http://www.pcrm.org/health/medNews/healthy-obesity-is-a-myth

Quote
The idea of obesity without health concerns is largely a fiction, according to a study published in the Journal of the American College of Cardiology. Researchers followed 2,521 healthy obese adults and found they were eight times more likely to develop chronic diseases over time, compared with non-obese individuals. The authors conclude that obese individuals will very likely experience an eventual deterioration in health.

Bell AJ, Hamer M, Sabi S, Singh-Manoux A, Batty GD, Kivimaki M. The natural course of healthy obesity over 20 years. J Am Coll Cardiol. 2015;65:101-102.

Subscribe to the Physicians Committee's Breaking Medical News.

Breaking Medical News is a service of the Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine, 5100 Wisconsin Ave., Ste. 400, Washington, DC 20016, 202-686-2210. Join the Physicians Committee and receive the quarterly magazine, Good Medicine.

Has this been peer reviewed yet?
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rocket on January 09, 2015, 09:10:20 PM
http://www.pcrm.org/health/medNews/healthy-obesity-is-a-myth

Quote
The idea of obesity without health concerns is largely a fiction, according to a study published in the Journal of the American College of Cardiology. Researchers followed 2,521 healthy obese adults and found they were eight times more likely to develop chronic diseases over time, compared with non-obese individuals. The authors conclude that obese individuals will very likely experience an eventual deterioration in health.

Bell AJ, Hamer M, Sabi S, Singh-Manoux A, Batty GD, Kivimaki M. The natural course of healthy obesity over 20 years. J Am Coll Cardiol. 2015;65:101-102.

Subscribe to the Physicians Committee's Breaking Medical News.

Breaking Medical News is a service of the Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine, 5100 Wisconsin Ave., Ste. 400, Washington, DC 20016, 202-686-2210. Join the Physicians Committee and receive the quarterly magazine, Good Medicine.

Has this been peer reviewed yet?
It says right there "Journal of the American College of Cardiology. Besides, see all those dark-skinned names? How dast you impugn it!
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: unprivsplain on January 11, 2015, 01:06:21 PM
Has it been reviewed by someone who isn't clouded by the patriarchal school of science?
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on January 13, 2015, 09:08:49 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/sLdPp7r.gif)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Martin Looter King on January 16, 2015, 03:41:58 PM
OMG Fat shaming

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2913183/Weight-lifting-mum-accused-fat-shaming-posting-picture-rippling-abs-online.html

Quote
'I have a kid, a six pack and no excuse': Weight-lifting mum is accused of fat-shaming after posting a picture of her rippling abs online

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/01/16/24C1C93500000578-2913183-image-a-23_1421411078239.jpg)

wood
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Tranny Feet on January 27, 2015, 06:53:59 PM
Quote
The Biggest Plus-Size Model To Get A Major Contract Created The #EffYourBeautyStandards Movement

Model Tess Holliday wants to prove that every body is beautiful.


Meet Tess Holliday, a size 22 model who is the first of her size and height to be signed to a major agency.

At 5-foot-5, Holliday, real name Tess Munster, doesn’t fit into the mold of traditional plus-size models, who might typically be a few inches taller and be between sizes 8 and 16.

“I think we’re the only agency with a model of her size. She is by far the largest model I have in the [Curves] division,” said Anna Shillinglaw, the owner and director of MiLk Model Management, the agency that signed Holliday after seeing her on Instagram, to the Daily News.

(http://i.imgur.com/YpMe9Z0.jpg)

Funny how they stick to dress sizes and avoid putting a number to this fucking eatbeast's poundage in order to avoid the visceral revulsion of "wow, she's twice my weight".
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Tranny Feet on January 27, 2015, 06:59:13 PM
They list her weight on her Wiki:

(http://i.imgur.com/jQpgt56.png)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tess_Munster

260lbs

To put that in perspective, here's Rob Gronkowsi:

(http://i.imgur.com/NhvL7h6.png)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on January 27, 2015, 07:41:47 PM
OMG Fat shaming

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2913183/Weight-lifting-mum-accused-fat-shaming-posting-picture-rippling-abs-online.html

Quote
'I have a kid, a six pack and no excuse': Weight-lifting mum is accused of fat-shaming after posting a picture of her rippling abs online

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/01/16/24C1C93500000578-2913183-image-a-23_1421411078239.jpg)

wood

Goddamn!  :reagan::nixon:

Why don't more women realize how fucking good they would look if they lifted weights in addition to doing cardio? 
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Autistic Yankee on January 27, 2015, 09:21:13 PM

Goddamn!  :reagan::nixon:

Why don't more women realize how fucking good they would look if they lifted weights in addition to doing cardio?

"I don't lift weights in the gym because I don't want to get all huge and bulky!  Those professional weightlifter girls are not hot at all.  I just do cardio!"
 :say:
 :christina:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Aran on January 27, 2015, 09:39:43 PM
OMG Fat shaming

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2913183/Weight-lifting-mum-accused-fat-shaming-posting-picture-rippling-abs-online.html

Quote
'I have a kid, a six pack and no excuse': Weight-lifting mum is accused of fat-shaming after posting a picture of her rippling abs online

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/01/16/24C1C93500000578-2913183-image-a-23_1421411078239.jpg)

wood
Wouldn't
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Autistic Yankee on January 27, 2015, 10:13:23 PM
(https://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/a-huge-burgers-22.jpg)

Would
 :say:
(http://somethingsensitive.com/avatars/Actors/David_Spade.jpg)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Monostats Infected Scrotum on January 27, 2015, 10:18:05 PM
OMG Fat shaming

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2913183/Weight-lifting-mum-accused-fat-shaming-posting-picture-rippling-abs-online.html

Quote
'I have a kid, a six pack and no excuse': Weight-lifting mum is accused of fat-shaming after posting a picture of her rippling abs online

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/01/16/24C1C93500000578-2913183-image-a-23_1421411078239.jpg)

wood
Wouldn't

Aran, you're a massive faggot.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: weirddogtreats on January 27, 2015, 10:32:39 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/01/16/24C1C93500000578-2913183-image-a-23_1421411078239.jpg)

wood

There's something weird about her face.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: bigperm on January 27, 2015, 10:41:40 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/YpMe9Z0.jpg)

Gotta be triggering for swole-crew to know their arms will never be that big.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: MassiveMilitant on January 27, 2015, 10:57:16 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/01/16/24C1C93500000578-2913183-image-a-23_1421411078239.jpg)

wood

There's something weird about her face.

It's called virilization. She been hittin tha juice just enough to start growing her jaw bone out. Also looks like a manufactured nose.


As for the fat girl, every shot of her uses her huge arm flab to hide her giant pannus, trying to create the illusion that she has a waist smaller than her breasts. But it ain't so. Bitch has a huge ugly gunt.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Autistic Yankee on January 27, 2015, 11:00:49 PM
And that disgusting cottage cheese between her thighs  :mcpuke:


You know her vagina fucking stinks.  She can't even see it, let alone care for it.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on January 27, 2015, 11:55:38 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/01/16/24C1C93500000578-2913183-image-a-23_1421411078239.jpg)

wood

There's something weird about her face.

It's called virilization. She been hittin tha juice just enough to start growing her jaw bone out. Also looks like a manufactured nose.


As for the fat girl, every shot of her uses her huge arm flab to hide her giant pannus, trying to create the illusion that she has a waist smaller than her breasts. But it ain't so. Bitch has a huge ugly gunt.

Yep a little anavar and some clen will go a long way for women (she may be using DNP to cut who knows, it's the in thing now).  If you're a fitness model like this women invariably is, then you're using either a prescription drug or an oral steroid to help your figure.  It's really hard for women to stay at that level of bodyfat while also having solid muscle definition like this.

Either way I don't give a shit because she's hot as fuck.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: brolonium on January 28, 2015, 05:47:20 AM
That fat chicks arms.... jesus :stare:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Mace Dindu on January 28, 2015, 06:19:54 AM
I'm nearly a foot taller than that thing, and the thought of weighing 260lbs terrifies me (because it wouldn't be muscle, I can assure you). idk, maybe I just don't get body-positive people.

Also why would a fat person get a tattoo? You're just going to get fatter and the tattoo is going to look even shittier. I guess these people aren't very good at long-term thinking.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on January 28, 2015, 09:16:36 AM
http://www.jpost.com/Opinion/No-Holds-Barred-Why-wives-put-on-weight-389035

:razor:

Yep, it's the husband's fault for not doing enough shit for the wife that she grew to the size of a manatee.  Also, all of these guys must be losers and fat themselves.  It couldn't possibly be that women are blaming everyone else could it?  Nah, we all know women are big into personal responsibility :stewart:. 

This is why HAES and fat acceptance shit will forever be linked to feminism.  Fuck all of these people.  Please :killyourself:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: neat on January 28, 2015, 11:12:27 AM
http://www.jpost.com/Opinion/No-Holds-Barred-Why-wives-put-on-weight-389035

(http://i.imgur.com/au2DmQS.png)

:umberto:

(http://i.imgur.com/Tyu9ReL.png)

:vince:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Autistic Yankee on January 28, 2015, 11:18:46 AM
Well the article has 1 (and only 1) decent point.  The husband has no right to complain about his fat wife if he is a fat sack of shit himself. 

The rest of the article is bullshit fat enabling.  No man should ever weigh less than his wife.  End of story.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Martin Looter King on January 28, 2015, 11:25:30 AM
Rabbi Shmuley is a pretty cool dude. He's been known to real talk against mudslimes and shit on the conservative talk show circuit.

He's saying men gotta stay on that shit.  If your bitch getting fat and you aren't saying nothing or trying to encourage a healthier lifestyle, then you share some blame. 
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on January 28, 2015, 11:28:33 AM
http://www.jpost.com/Opinion/No-Holds-Barred-Why-wives-put-on-weight-389035

(http://i.imgur.com/au2DmQS.png)

:umberto:

(http://i.imgur.com/Tyu9ReL.png)

:vince:

Fun fact: this guy was friends with Michael Jackson and always defended him against pedophilia accusations when interviewed. I'd say that pretty much invalidates any opinions coming out of this guys matzo hole. Also, his family/family members own and operate Botach Tactical, one of the shiftiest guns and gear webstores.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Martin Looter King on January 28, 2015, 11:30:07 AM
That's ignorant, you're being ignorant.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: blasting_asshole on January 28, 2015, 11:33:46 AM
Fatties need to sack up and learn that...

Every fatty is "plus size."
Every "plus size" is not necessarily, a fatty.

Look at your arms and legs. Are there "shelves" of random fat hanging down anywhere? If so, you're a plus size fatty. If your skin shines in the light and has no sagging parts or cottage cheese, you're just a regular, bangable, plus size and there's nothing wrong with that.

Seriously, does this buttertruck...
(http://i.imgur.com/YpMe9Z0.jpg)

Actually think she looks like this?
(http://i.imgur.com/Ho1HYjV.jpg)

It sucks, because we live in a backwards world, where the prior thinks they're the latter and the latter thinks they're the prior.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: food desert on January 28, 2015, 12:28:42 PM
That fitness model's face is fucked up.

But at least shes not fat.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Martin Looter King on January 28, 2015, 12:36:06 PM
That fitness model's face is fucked up.

But at least shes not fat.

Wat?!?

(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/94/d7/d5/94d7d54f36402f0c10cd7679e3dfc54f.jpg)

(http://photos-e.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t51.2885-15/10785045_1511938272390692_2043913458_n.jpg)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Chael P Sonnen on January 28, 2015, 12:48:12 PM
That fitness model's face is fucked up.

But at least shes not fat.

Wat?!?

(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/94/d7/d5/94d7d54f36402f0c10cd7679e3dfc54f.jpg)

(http://photos-e.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t51.2885-15/10785045_1511938272390692_2043913458_n.jpg)

internet nerd has inxplicably high standards for woman that wouldnt touch his shriveled pecker till heatdeath

how are you still surprised
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on January 28, 2015, 12:51:38 PM
That fitness model's face is fucked up.

But at least shes not fat.

Wat?!?

(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/94/d7/d5/94d7d54f36402f0c10cd7679e3dfc54f.jpg)

(http://photos-e.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t51.2885-15/10785045_1511938272390692_2043913458_n.jpg)

internet nerd has inxplicably high standards for woman that wouldnt touch his shriveled pecker till heatdeath

how are you still surprised

(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/c6/c6602afe0be3a2aba2efdb56d66e9ed8d21a468056d156e5aafe7bdb7670abc5.jpg)

lets not forget this is the same place where climbing the everest was described as something for tourists and totally easy
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: As a white male I on January 28, 2015, 01:35:21 PM
lets not forget this is the same place where climbing the everest was described as something for tourists and totally easy

I sure love how every time one nerd makes a stupid goony comment about something and then gets shouted down for it, the handwringer squad decides the moron goon opinion is now the official opinion of SS.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: a bad guy on January 28, 2015, 01:36:37 PM
It's like individuals make stupid statements which may or may not reflect upon a group as a whole.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Aran on January 28, 2015, 01:51:04 PM
I just don't find that woman very attractive.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: weirddogtreats on January 28, 2015, 01:58:29 PM

(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/94/d7/d5/94d7d54f36402f0c10cd7679e3dfc54f.jpg)

(http://photos-e.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t51.2885-15/10785045_1511938272390692_2043913458_n.jpg)



The collagen lips, nose job, fake tits and unnaturally low bodyfat% are kind of a turnoff for me.  She looks way better in the first pic than the second one.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: food desert on January 28, 2015, 02:49:14 PM
That fitness model's face is fucked up.

But at least shes not fat.

Wat?!?

(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/94/d7/d5/94d7d54f36402f0c10cd7679e3dfc54f.jpg)

(http://photos-e.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t51.2885-15/10785045_1511938272390692_2043913458_n.jpg)

internet nerd has inxplicably high standards for woman that wouldnt touch his shriveled pecker till heatdeath

how are you still surprised

lol

Her face does look fucked up and fake as shit in that first pic that was posted. Amazing how much better she looks when you photoshop the shit out of her.

Don't let me stop you from your furious masturbation session though.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: a torrent of piss on January 28, 2015, 02:55:39 PM
That fitness model's face is fucked up.

But at least shes not fat.

Wat?!?

(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/94/d7/d5/94d7d54f36402f0c10cd7679e3dfc54f.jpg)

(http://photos-e.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t51.2885-15/10785045_1511938272390692_2043913458_n.jpg)

It's Christie from Tekken
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Beaver Patrol on January 28, 2015, 02:59:29 PM
I just don't find that woman very attractive.

 You're saying that if you walked into your bedroom and saw a girl like that on top of your Super Mario bedspread wet and ready to go, you would tell her to no because you think her nose looks a little funny? 

No way. If that was in your face, your little hog leg would be calling the shots, not you.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on January 28, 2015, 03:08:43 PM
That fitness model's face is fucked up.

But at least shes not fat.

:goonsay:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on January 28, 2015, 03:13:19 PM
ITT: Wymyn logic only applied from a goony/male perspective.  "She makes me feel bad about myself, therefore I will disparage her looks to make me feel better."

Tons of :goonsay: here.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: This Badass Self on January 28, 2015, 03:18:52 PM
Either way, it's clear that this doubleplus-sized model has a very short shelf life, yes? I say very because of the tattoos. They won't look good in ~2 years when the skin starts to change again.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: As a white male I on January 28, 2015, 03:22:27 PM
Either way, it's clear that this doubleplus-sized model has a very short shelf life, yes? I say very because of the tattoos. They won't look good in ~2 years when the skin starts to change again.

I dunno, that's like talking about the shelf life of a can of Surströmming. It's already rotten, gross and smells like a dead animal, so how is it gonna get any worse than that?
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Aran on January 28, 2015, 03:23:51 PM
I just don't find that woman very attractive.

now you know how all women everywhere feel about you

And that is well within their rights; I won't hold it against them for a second.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Aran on January 28, 2015, 03:24:59 PM
I just don't find that woman very attractive.

 You're saying that if you walked into your bedroom and saw a girl like that on top of your Super Mario bedspread wet and ready to go, you would tell her to no because you think her nose looks a little funny? 

No way. If that was in your face, your little hog leg would be calling the shots, not you.

I'd actually be really concerned about the weird naked lady who'd broken into my house first
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: This Badass Self on January 28, 2015, 03:25:08 PM
Either way, it's clear that this doubleplus-sized model has a very short shelf life, yes? I say very because of the tattoos. They won't look good in ~2 years when the skin starts to change again.

I dunno, that's like talking about the shelf life of a can of Surströmming. It's already rotten, gross and smells like a dead animal, so how is it gonna get any worse than that?

I'm talking about her career. She looks good to Tumblrites and people with BBW fetishes, but even those won't touch her when her skin goes to shit.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on January 28, 2015, 03:43:57 PM
lets not forget this is the same place where climbing the everest was described as something for tourists and totally easy

I sure love how every time one nerd makes a stupid goony comment about something and then gets shouted down for it, the handwringer squad decides the moron goon opinion is now the official opinion of SS.

calm the fuck down i didn't besmirch the honor of ss I said some faggots here tends to get into histrionics and say shit like 'climbing the everest is dumb and easy to do' so you shouldn't be surprised that people look at a fucking fitness model and go 'meh, wouldn't'.

I mean you literally had tviv say and repeat over and over that he would rather fuck a thai ladyboy than sarah jessica parker because of how terribly ugly she is, and others chimed in to say the same about jennifer aniston






which honestly i just registered as 'these people would fuck thai ladyboys'
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: food desert on January 28, 2015, 04:10:27 PM
That fitness model's face is fucked up.

But at least shes not fat.

:goonsay:

Haha ok dude
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Renegade Jew on January 28, 2015, 05:02:42 PM
no lulz to be found in this thread, this thread sucks
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: This Badass Self on January 28, 2015, 05:16:34 PM
no lulz to be found in this thread, this thread sucks

But there are.

no lulz to be found in this thread, this thread sucks
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Renegade Jew on January 28, 2015, 05:17:58 PM
Typical SS handwringing is not lulz, dumbass
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Ghostse on January 28, 2015, 05:22:40 PM
:cisscum:

Deploy the wringing-powered kayaks.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: This Badass Self on January 28, 2015, 05:27:48 PM
Typical SS handwringing is not lulz, dumbass

That was a joke, dumbass.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Triggered by Pepe on January 28, 2015, 05:33:28 PM
I just don't find that woman very attractive.

 You're saying that if you walked into your bedroom and saw a girl like that on top of your Super Mario bedspread wet and ready to go, you would tell her to no because you think her nose looks a little funny? 

No way. If that was in your face, your little hog leg would be calling the shots, not you.

I'd actually be really concerned about the weird naked lady who'd broken into my house first

You probably could have said "Nah, I have a wife" and nobody would have been annoyed by you being faithful.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Aran on January 28, 2015, 11:26:42 PM
I just don't find that woman very attractive.

 You're saying that if you walked into your bedroom and saw a girl like that on top of your Super Mario bedspread wet and ready to go, you would tell her to no because you think her nose looks a little funny? 

No way. If that was in your face, your little hog leg would be calling the shots, not you.

I'd actually be really concerned about the weird naked lady who'd broken into my house first

You probably could have said "Nah, I have a wife" and nobody would have been annoyed by you being faithful.

Obviously, but my first thought would still be "What the fuck is this random woman doing in my house?" We lock our doors 24/7, the dogs would be trying to eat their way into the bedroom if someone was in there they didn't know, etc.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rocket on January 28, 2015, 11:44:13 PM
Fitness model is scorching but that won't last. She's doing damage for short term gain. And I didn't notice her jaw until someone pointed it but, but no way that would stop me. I would be on it like powder on a donut. All clingy and sweet.

What's wrong with pointing out that one picture is clearly photoshopped to make her look more feminine?
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on January 29, 2015, 01:02:50 AM
If she keeps it up and maintains a proper diet along with a solid workout regime, she can remain quite good looking for years.  Further so long as she doesn't abuse the drugs and go too high of a dose, she will be fine. 
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: MassiveMilitant on January 29, 2015, 01:07:14 AM
So tell us Grode, what dose of Anavar are you slipping in your wife's coffee?
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on January 29, 2015, 08:30:24 AM
:tom:

I don't think my wife will ever be ready for that.  Clen, T3, or even DNP maybe but never an actual steroid.  She's far too worried about potential implications at her job, which to be fair are insane as a teacher (you are expected to be a saint now, it's fucking nuts, don't ever become a teacher).
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Hugh Woattmeigh on January 29, 2015, 08:47:04 AM
Either way, it's clear that this doubleplus-sized model has a very short shelf life, yes? I say very because of the tattoos. They won't look good in ~2 years when the skin starts to change again.

I dunno, that's like talking about the shelf life of a can of Surströmming. It's already rotten, gross and smells like a dead animal, so how is it gonna get any worse than that?
Which one of these guys are you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vEl6Ey8Gdc

Surströmming is great, you might want to down a couple of beers/shots before opening it though.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: As a white male I on January 29, 2015, 09:30:54 AM
Either way, it's clear that this doubleplus-sized model has a very short shelf life, yes? I say very because of the tattoos. They won't look good in ~2 years when the skin starts to change again.

I dunno, that's like talking about the shelf life of a can of Surströmming. It's already rotten, gross and smells like a dead animal, so how is it gonna get any worse than that?
Which one of these guys are you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vEl6Ey8Gdc

Surströmming is great, you might want to down a couple of beers/shots before opening it though.

My encounter with Surströmming was at a wrap-up party of a movie, during the shoot of which me and the director had promised to eat Surströmming at the wrap-up. Didn't shoot it because I kind of get my fill of cameras at work.

However, I will testify this; Last summer my father splattered an already ripe roadkill with his Hiace. In the summer heat, those orange drippy guts and gooey meat that covered the bottom of his car smelled exactly, precisely like Surströmming.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on January 30, 2015, 07:49:09 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Zv4TCVL.jpg)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on January 30, 2015, 09:16:55 PM
:tom:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: a torrent of piss on January 30, 2015, 09:28:24 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Zv4TCVL.jpg)
Please don't mock the legally blind.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on February 01, 2015, 11:10:55 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/GWEYnKI.jpg)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Got Milk? on February 06, 2015, 08:02:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWlwJqZKhtM

Regular sized professor gets in argument with fat professor about fatness.

So who are these people? Well, let's look at John Birkbeck:

https://nz.linkedin.com/pub/john-birkbeck/43/252/8a

Ok, he studied medicine at the University of Edinburgh and works as a professor in human nutrition. That makes sense.

What about the other one, Dr Cat Pausè?

http://www.massey.ac.nz/massey/expertise/profile.cfm?stref=402040

She studied Sociology and got her PHD in Philosophy.  She says she specializes in human development, but don't be misled, she got her doctorate in Philosophy. She studied the philosophical side of human development, there was no scientific or medical basis behind what she studied.

So what you're watching here is a large woman with a PHD in philosophy debating fat and nutrition with a person who studied medicine and teaches nutrition for a living.

Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on February 06, 2015, 12:44:25 PM
Ham planet defends being fat.  What a shocker.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Autistic Yankee on February 06, 2015, 09:23:30 PM
http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/woman-becomes-obese-after-fecal-transplant-overweight-donor

Woman Becomes Obese After Fecal Transplant From Overweight Donor



Its not my fault I'm fat, your poop that was medically inserted into my rectum made me fat!  :parsons:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on February 08, 2015, 10:41:12 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/eiURJd8.jpg)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: ompb on February 10, 2015, 12:18:03 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/CHjnIAX.jpg)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Slacktivist on February 10, 2015, 01:45:14 PM
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Dr Cat Pausè

Ah yes, the renowned expertise of Doctor Cat Paws.

:drew: At least nature clearly labels shit for us.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Bully Apologist on February 19, 2015, 10:44:14 PM
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/3cf3e7d36f819636f417aa92728e6af3/tumblr_nja8k0aZYd1u7i8ano1_1280.jpg)

I’m a big beautiful woman. I’m Eleanor Goiter. I’m large-body-positive! I’m vivacious, curvaceous and something-else-vacious,like inspira-vacious. I’m living-large ‘n’ in-charge – of a mobile defibrillator for my hourly angina attack. My fem-fat friends like my stupid haircut, funky shaped glasses, cute little animal prints and giant polka-dots on everything. I also luurrvvv getting into illogical arguments about gender inequality and fat-scrimination. My favourite topic, besides how much I hate all the air in chip packets, is Nature vs Nurture – I’m unnaturally overweight and have never nurtured anything other than my curvaceous lady lumps.

Did I mention I’m curvaceous? I use the word curvaceous to redefine what most people would describe as “gruesomely obese and incomprehensibly still alive” to mean “oh wow I almost thought you were Jenny, Jenny from the Block, you’re soo curvaceous, num nums”. So yeah I mean ‘curvaceous’ as in “Latino” not “Leggos”.

I’ve been sponging off a government grant to write a thesis paper for my Grad-Dip in Female Genderous Culture Through Pubic Painting and Liturgical Movement. My paper is titled “Cross cultural modes of de-feminisation of post-feminist retail sales assistants assisting in the un-subconscious promotion of female circumcision using men’s cufflinks as a symbol of the patriarchal dominance in suffragette freedom activism”.
I love burlesque, cabaret and circus. I do all three, at the same time. I dress up in a lace bra and panties, and groan loudly while trying to balance on a podium. Burlesque is great. It’s a way for people too ugly to be strippers to be strippers. We can force other fat burlesque trolls to watch us and we can all join in the collective approval of our horrendous bodies.

I’m thinking of doing something about my weight though, maybe I’ll get my stomach stapled - to the front counter at KFC so they can never shut the store and will have to just throw buckets of fried chicken into my face like feeding a killer whale at SeaWorld. I’m fat and proud, of the burden I’ll be placing on our hospital system when I get diabetes and need dialysis and surgery for my crumbling knees and quintuple bypass surgery when my heart says ‘fuck you bitch’ when I’m 38.

I tell everyone that I’m a good fat like an avocado! Hahah. I eat 27 avocados a day. Whole. Like malteasers. And that’s just on the way to the confectionary isle. Once a week before my hosing down at the local stables, I take a hand shovel and scrape all the build up from under my breasts and armpits. And that is how mustard is made. You’re welcome.


(from http://www.humansofstraya.com/ but I didn't find a single other thing on their page remotely amusing so enter at your own risk.) 
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Autistic Yankee on February 20, 2015, 01:11:50 AM
lol Eleanor Goiter is like the most unattractive name possible.  Those must be her sisters, Gertrude Pimple and Bertha Melanoma. 
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Autistic Yankee on February 20, 2015, 10:53:20 AM
http://moviepilot.com/posts/2015/02/19/these-celebrities-have-had-a-very-different-sort-of-photoshop-makeover-but-are-they-still-beautiful-2707667?lt_source=external,manual

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These Celebrities Have Had a Very Different Sort of Photoshop Makeover, But Are They Still Beautiful?


(http://imageserver.moviepilot.com/jennifer_lawrance_bbw___wallpaper_by_xmasterdavid-d7c0mdc-these-celebrities-have-had-a-very-different-sort-of-photoshop-makeover-but-are-t.jpeg?width=640&height=360)

(http://imageserver.moviepilot.com/mila_kunis_weight_gain___wallpaper_by_xmasterdavid-d7vuhy1-these-celebrities-have-had-a-very-different-sort-of-photoshop-makeover-but-are.jpeg?width=640&height=400)

(http://imageserver.moviepilot.com/emma_watson_bbw___request_by_xmasterdavid-d896uud-these-celebrities-have-had-a-very-different-sort-of-photoshop-makeover-but-are-they-stil.jpeg?width=640&height=961)

(http://imageserver.moviepilot.com/katy_perry_plump___wallpaper_by_xmasterdavid-d7bdtrw-these-celebrities-have-had-a-very-different-sort-of-photoshop-makeover-but-are-they-s-aab39889-e4cd-4c79-b31d-9c2439f26cb9.jpeg?width=640&height=400)

(http://previews.123rf.com/images/olegunnarua/olegunnarua0907/olegunnarua090700007/5178701-red-pencil-and-selected-tick-box-with-answer-no.jpg)

edit:  some funny shit in the comments  :allears:

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I am sorry but i think that is disgusting. Being fat is not beautiful. It is unhealthy and not pleasant to look at. No one wants to see that. And those arent "curves", there is a difference between "curves" and fat rolls.

Get ready for some butthurt!!!

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Everyone has a right to an opinion but if they know that opinion is going to be hurtful to others, and they express it anyway, that is cyber bullying. Come one people didn't your parents teach you "If you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all" ? Use your desecration and consider the consequences.

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Just goes to show how little you know my husband lives me the way that I am. Every time I mention going on a diet he tells me not to worry about it because I am beautiful.

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I'm not going to call you any names because it is your opinion...however, it has been scientifically proven that obesity is a genetic disorder, some people- no matter how much they eat or how much they work out- can only go down to a certain size and it isn't possible to go any smaller. Also, when humans first came about, women were genetically created to be bigger/thicker then men through evolution. Men were the hunters and constantly losingweight due to chasing prey, whereas women were meant to stay wherever "home" was and feed the children whatever the men brought home. We've never actually gained that weight-loss factor that men have because it is unnatural. But just as some women are genetically made to be big, some are made to be smaller... Just because you're big doesn't mean you're unhealthy. I horseback ride, do archery, volleyball, softball, swim, hike, etc. I eat three small meals a day with maybe some small snack here or there and yet I cannot get below a size 16.... No matter how much I work out. I'm 6'0 and 220 pounds... I don't look "fat" but I do have curves. I understand that you find big women gross but unless you look at women more then you do men... I don't see how it's your place to judge.... You're not the one who wants us in bed. You're a pretty girl and pretty slim but I'm thick and I think I'm just as beautiful as any skinny girl out there. I believe that unless it damages your health physically... It's not an issue to be big.

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Listen up, Bitch, and listen carefully. You sit there on your high horse and say hateful, hurtful, words that you know are going to cause a reaction. But using words like "disgusting" and "not pleasant to look at" you know you're going to spark some anger and ignite a firestorm of furious internet hate being hurled at you. You also knew what this article was about before you clicked on it. But instead of avoiding it and either not commenting (or better yet not clicking on something you knew you'd be disgusted by) you decided to spew your ignorant and hateful message. Why? Well, my best guess is you're an attention whore who secretly hates herself and bases her entire self worth on her outward appearance. You are one of the things wrong with today's society. Obesity is a real problem, but guess what? The answer to that problem does not lie in shaming people with words designed to hurt. In fact, all that does is encourage those persons to engage in bad habits all the more. Also, you said "its unhealthy." Tell me... Exactly when did you start to care about other people's health? Was it after you thought they were disgusting and hard to look at? Or maybe it was when you assumed that everyone thinks like you and "nobody wants to see that?" Because it's pretty obvious you could give a shit less about anyone's health as long as they appear pleasing to your eye. One day your looks will fade and tour hips will widen. And when that happens I hope someone fat shames you, but not-so-cleverly disguises it as a concern for your health.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: blasting_asshole on February 20, 2015, 11:45:17 AM
I didn't realize the 3 stooges were trannies.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Martin Looter King on February 20, 2015, 06:23:42 PM

lol Eleanor Goiter is like the most unattractive name possible.  Those must be her sisters, Gertrude Pimple and Bertha Melanoma.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rocket on February 22, 2015, 01:23:15 PM
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a firestorm of furious internet hate
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on February 22, 2015, 01:38:36 PM

lol Eleanor Goiter is like the most unattractive name possible.  Those must be her sisters, Gertrude Pimple and Bertha Melanoma.

(http://www.technobuffalo.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/rashpimplezitz.jpg)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on February 22, 2015, 11:52:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRnRS19topc
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: The Floridian on February 23, 2015, 12:16:47 AM
You watched all 44 minutes of that didn't you
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on February 23, 2015, 12:34:57 AM
no, that segment alone had everything u need:
- fat, delusional bitch who is a coal burner
- single mother raising niglets
- world record holder for fattest woman to give birth (534 pounds)
- shops in wheel chair
- needs breathing treatments/oxygen/treatments for her conditions
- claims she only ate an apple and a weight-loss shake every day in high school to maintain 170 pounds
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on March 04, 2015, 01:35:24 PM
http://imgur.com/a/hBgiG

An absolutely glorious Blimpout from OKCupid.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on March 05, 2015, 12:06:51 AM
http://imgur.com/a/hBgiG

An absolutely glorious Blimpout from OKCupid.

(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/ef/ef02b4af17582f7a6170122891c468b7be9ea23b0285b06fb6db56ed06b08fe3.jpg)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on March 17, 2015, 03:03:08 AM
From the feminism thread.  I didn't make it past "fat, femme, and fond of frosting."

http://www.femmecollective.com/?page_id=779

(http://www.femmecollective.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/IMG_6737-copy.jpg)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Spokker on March 17, 2015, 05:15:46 AM
From the feminism thread.  I didn't make it past "fat, femme, and fond of frosting."

http://www.femmecollective.com/?page_id=779

(http://www.femmecollective.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/IMG_6737-copy.jpg)
Apparently they always steered the committee to Dunkin' Donuts.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: White Rapper on March 17, 2015, 08:50:44 AM
From the feminism thread.  I didn't make it past "fat, femme, and fond of frosting."

http://www.femmecollective.com/?page_id=779

(http://www.femmecollective.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/IMG_6737-copy.jpg)

Going to quote one of my favorite philosophers GayLubeOil on this subject.


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Look its not fucking complicated lift heavy fucking weights and dont eat processed foods. Learn to cook you're a big boy now.

Im going to take this in a differant direction. I fucking love high fructose corn syrup and processed food. I never eat them but I love them. You know why.

Because obesity is the mark of the weak. Good let them get fat. Let them get sick. Let them die.

We live in this retarded kumbaya world, where words of wisdom are drowned out by the mutturings of idiots and freaks. Slut walks. Fat acceptance. Speach codes.

Its the weak that feel threatened by and attack the strong. Its also the weak that gourge on fructose. A very high percentage of feminists are obease. Awsome.

The shorter their time on this earth and the more miserable the better.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rocket on March 18, 2015, 08:36:18 AM
It's what you think it is. She found 67 emotionally disturbed women to exploit.

http://www.elephantjournal.com/2015/03/your-body-aint-wrong-girlfriend-67-untouched-nude-photos/
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: My Gender Career on March 18, 2015, 12:42:33 PM
It's what you think it is. She found 67 emotionally disturbed women to exploit.

http://www.elephantjournal.com/2015/03/your-body-aint-wrong-girlfriend-67-untouched-nude-photos/

"untouched" you don't say

in the interests of honest hate, a large number of those women have pretty average or at least unremarkable bodies -- they're still attention seeking dumbfucks tho
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rocket on March 18, 2015, 02:51:50 PM
It's what you think it is. She found 67 emotionally disturbed women to exploit.

http://www.elephantjournal.com/2015/03/your-body-aint-wrong-girlfriend-67-untouched-nude-photos/

"untouched" you don't say

in the interests of honest hate, a large number of those women have pretty average or at least unremarkable bodies -- they're still attention seeking dumbfucks tho
Count the attention whore tatts and crazy hair.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on March 18, 2015, 04:25:44 PM
This is poetry:

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Alex Sandra Myles is qualified as a Yoga teacher, Reiki Master, Teacher of Tibetan Meditation, Dragon Magic and a Spiritual coach to name just a few. Alex has no intention to teach others on a formal basis for many years to come, instead, she is collecting qualifications along with life’s lessons. One day, when the time is right, Alex will set up a quaint studio, in a quirky crooked building where she will breathe and appreciate the slowness of those days as life is just way too busy right now! Reading and writing has always been one of Alex’s passions. Alex likes to consider herself as a free spirit rather than a commitment-phobe. Trying to live as aligned to a Buddhist lifestyle as is possible in this day and age, she just does not believe in ‘owning’ anything or anyone. Based on the theory that we ‘cannot lose someone that was not ours to lose’ she flails through life finding joy and magic in the most unexpected places. Mother to a 21 year old daughter and three adorable pups, she appreciates that some of the best moments in life are the 6am forest walks watching the dogs run, play and interact with one another and with nature. You can connect with her on Facebook.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on March 18, 2015, 04:32:29 PM
This is poetry:

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Alex Sandra Myles is qualified as a Yoga teacher, Reiki Master, Teacher of Tibetan Meditation, Dragon Magic and a Spiritual coach to name just a few. Alex has no intention to teach others on a formal basis for many years to come, instead, she is collecting qualifications along with life’s lessons. One day, when the time is right, Alex will set up a quaint studio, in a quirky crooked building where she will breathe and appreciate the slowness of those days as life is just way too busy right now! Reading and writing has always been one of Alex’s passions. Alex likes to consider herself as a free spirit rather than a commitment-phobe. Trying to live as aligned to a Buddhist lifestyle as is possible in this day and age, she just does not believe in ‘owning’ anything or anyone. Based on the theory that we ‘cannot lose someone that was not ours to lose’ she flails through life finding joy and magic in the most unexpected places. Mother to a 21 year old daughter and three adorable pups, she appreciates that some of the best moments in life are the 6am forest walks watching the dogs run, play and interact with one another and with nature. You can connect with her on Facebook.

This woman will die alone and in poverty
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Commisar Cletus on March 19, 2015, 09:01:40 AM
It's what you think it is. She found 67 emotionally disturbed women to exploit.

http://www.elephantjournal.com/2015/03/your-body-aint-wrong-girlfriend-67-untouched-nude-photos/

Relevant site name
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rocket on March 19, 2015, 09:53:31 AM
What they are missing is the exploitation angle. This woman is somewhat attractive and in decent shape (from that picture).
(http://i.imgur.com/OqKxg9e.jpg)

Notice that she, with her thin privilege and white privilege and wealth privilege, is not one of the water buffaloes or freaks of nature cavorting about nude on the internet. These pictures are meant to be somewhat shocking; to be leered at and pointed at. This woman is literally making these women into a freak show and parading them about naked to make money off of their nude, exploited bodies.

But somehow feminists decide to support this.

 :adam:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rape Artist on March 19, 2015, 02:49:06 PM
This is poetry:

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Alex Sandra Myles is qualified as a Yoga teacher, Reiki Master, Teacher of Tibetan Meditation, Dragon Magic and a Spiritual coach to name just a few. Alex has no intention to teach others on a formal basis for many years to come, instead, she is collecting qualifications along with life’s lessons. One day, when the time is right, Alex will set up a quaint studio, in a quirky crooked building where she will breathe and appreciate the slowness of those days as life is just way too busy right now! Reading and writing has always been one of Alex’s passions. Alex likes to consider herself as a free spirit rather than a commitment-phobe. Trying to live as aligned to a Buddhist lifestyle as is possible in this day and age, she just does not believe in ‘owning’ anything or anyone. Based on the theory that we ‘cannot lose someone that was not ours to lose’ she flails through life finding joy and magic in the most unexpected places. Mother to a 21 year old daughter and three adorable pups, she appreciates that some of the best moments in life are the 6am forest walks watching the dogs run, play and interact with one another and with nature. You can connect with her on Facebook.

Reiki is a totally fucking hilarious pyramid scheme troll where you have to pay a Reiki Master Teacher to bestow upon you the magical Reiki healing powers with direct woo woo spiritual lineage to some Japanese guy who figured out how to monetize it 100 years ago.

They play Enya, light candles, and stand around you and massage your aura.

Anyone who will pay money for this deserves to go broke.

Skip to 2:35 for LOLs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ckQUK0Vr7w
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on March 20, 2015, 08:26:47 PM
http://therealchipwillis.tumblr.com/post/108386147897/shyly

 :mcpuke:

Click at your own risk. NWS/NMS

I just can't wrap my mind (or my arms lolol) around how people find that even remotely attractive. Sure, I don't mind girls with "a little extra" but her little extra has a lot extra. She's not even shaped like a woman any more.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Autistic Yankee on March 20, 2015, 08:30:42 PM
An ass like a bag full of hammers
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rocket on March 21, 2015, 01:04:56 AM
http://therealchipwillis.tumblr.com/post/108386147897/shyly

 :mcpuke:

Click at your own risk. NWS/NMS

I just can't wrap my mind (or my arms lolol) around how people find that even remotely attractive. Sure, I don't mind girls with "a little extra" but her little extra has a lot extra. She's not even shaped like a woman any more.

Most of what Chip shoots is quite hot.

http://therealchipwillis.tumblr.com
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Got Milk? on April 06, 2015, 07:38:04 AM
http://kernelmag.dailydot.com/issue-sections/features-issue-sections/12379/treadmill-fail-woman-internet/

Girl writes about how a picture of her sitting on a treadmill in the gym became a meme or something.

I think this is the picture:

http://happyplace.someecards.com/cry-for-help/person-sitting-on-chair-on-treadmill/

Which I found after I read the article. I pictured her being way bigger to be honest. I mean, she's big, sure, but she's not like, fucking ridiculously massive or anything.

Anyway, the best bit in the article is where she explains why she's sitting on the tredmill:

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Flashback to November 2010.

I had had an acting gig, doing improv at a party, and afterwards, I was all revved up, and I thought, “Ooh, I’m going to go work out!” And so I went to my gym, the Snap Fitness on Lagoon Avenue in Uptown—which, if you’ve seen it, you know is basically a crappy little storefront. The selling point, however, is that it’s open 24 hours, and I’m a night owl, and I am poverty-stricken and don’t have TV at home; I mean, I have a TV, that exists as a horizontal surface to set things down on, but I can’t afford cable—so I got in the groove of treadmilling late at night, while watching television.

So, on this November night, in 2010, I got on my favorite treadmill, which was the one closest to Snap’s big glass window, and I stumbled upon a House marathon. I know! Like, five episodes in a row! One of them’s gotta be lupus! I treaded for 80 minutes, my typical time, and when I was done, there was still more House to partake in, so I changed back into my regular clothes, dragged a chair onto the treadmill, and kept watching.

It's just like, such a weirdly specific set of circumstances.

Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Tranny Feet on April 06, 2015, 02:12:57 PM
Remember the unfortunately named Tess Munster from earlier in the thread?

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The Biggest Plus-Size Model To Get A Major Contract Created The #EffYourBeautyStandards Movement

Model Tess Holliday wants to prove that every body is beautiful.


Meet Tess Holliday, a size 22 model who is the first of her size and height to be signed to a major agency.

At 5-foot-5, Holliday, real name Tess Munster, doesn’t fit into the mold of traditional plus-size models, who might typically be a few inches taller and be between sizes 8 and 16.

“I think we’re the only agency with a model of her size. She is by far the largest model I have in the [Curves] division,” said Anna Shillinglaw, the owner and director of MiLk Model Management, the agency that signed Holliday after seeing her on Instagram, to the Daily News.

(http://i.imgur.com/YpMe9Z0.jpg)

Funny how they stick to dress sizes and avoid putting a number to this fucking eatbeast's poundage in order to avoid the visceral revulsion of "wow, she's twice my weight".

They list her weight on her Wiki:

(http://i.imgur.com/jQpgt56.png)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tess_Munster

260lbs

To put that in perspective, here's Rob Gronkowsi:

(http://i.imgur.com/NhvL7h6.png)

Of course you do.

She's an icon for feminists, body-positivity, loving yourself and HAES; she encompasses the self-confidence and verve that every woman of size should aspire to. She's completely comfortable with who she is and what she looks like, a head-held-high, sassy iconoclast, subverting modern beauty standards.

So of course she's trying to get various Reddit and Instagram pages shut down.

(http://i.imgur.com/goSqRiQ.png)

Expect this to gain momentum like that big ball in Temple Of Doom but with lipstick and horn-rim glasses.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Ghostse on April 06, 2015, 02:37:49 PM
It's just like, such a weirdly specific set of circumstances.

I can see it happening. But my big questions would be
1) Why is the chair ON the treadmill? You could see the TV from off the tread mill.
2) Why did you change back into street clothes? She doesn't look like she just finished an 80 minute run jog power walk walk waddle
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rocket on April 06, 2015, 02:42:28 PM
Remember the unfortunately named Tess Munster from earlier in the thread?

Quote
The Biggest Plus-Size Model To Get A Major Contract Created The #EffYourBeautyStandards Movement

Model Tess Holliday wants to prove that every body is beautiful.


Meet Tess Holliday, a size 22 model who is the first of her size and height to be signed to a major agency.

At 5-foot-5, Holliday, real name Tess Munster, doesn’t fit into the mold of traditional plus-size models, who might typically be a few inches taller and be between sizes 8 and 16.

“I think we’re the only agency with a model of her size. She is by far the largest model I have in the [Curves] division,” said Anna Shillinglaw, the owner and director of MiLk Model Management, the agency that signed Holliday after seeing her on Instagram, to the Daily News.

(http://i.imgur.com/YpMe9Z0.jpg)

Funny how they stick to dress sizes and avoid putting a number to this fucking eatbeast's poundage in order to avoid the visceral revulsion of "wow, she's twice my weight".

They list her weight on her Wiki:

(http://i.imgur.com/jQpgt56.png)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tess_Munster

260lbs

To put that in perspective, here's Rob Gronkowsi:

(http://i.imgur.com/NhvL7h6.png)

Of course you do.

She's an icon for feminists, body-positivity, loving yourself and HAES; she encompasses the self-confidence and verve that every woman of size should aspire to. She's completely comfortable with who she is and what she looks like, a head-held-high, sassy iconoclast, subverting modern beauty standards.

So of course she's trying to get various Reddit and Instagram pages shut down.

(http://i.imgur.com/goSqRiQ.png)

Expect this to gain momentum like that big ball in Temple Of Doom but with lipstick and horn-rim glasses.
I think having sex with Gronk after a division playoff game would smell better than this lardmonster's crotch. If I had to choose between the two, I would shoot myself, but I would be winking at Gronk as I did it.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Tranny Feet on April 06, 2015, 02:43:50 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplehate is approaching 100k members off the back(tits) of this.

 :obama:

Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: White Rapper on April 06, 2015, 03:38:14 PM
The #EffYourBeautyStandards Movement is also funny because she will follow every single beauty standard except for healthy weight. Still follows basic hygiene, wears makeup, wears skimpy clothing, has normal haircut, etc.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rape Artist on April 06, 2015, 04:50:17 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/goSqRiQ.png)

It's hilarious that she thinks complaining to Reddit mods will automatically get something shut down because it makes fun of her.

She's totally fucking delusional.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rape Artist on April 06, 2015, 04:51:18 PM
Bonus content:

(http://i.imgur.com/pL82qa0.jpg)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rocket on April 06, 2015, 05:54:26 PM
Bonus content:

(http://i.imgur.com/pL82qa0.jpg)
My God... it's full of SARS.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on April 06, 2015, 06:00:43 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/goSqRiQ.png)

It's hilarious that she thinks complaining to Reddit mods will automatically get something shut down because it makes fun of her.

She's totally fucking delusional.
Red dots getting pretty pozzed these days I wouldn't be surprised
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rape Artist on April 06, 2015, 06:25:37 PM
Bonus content:

(http://i.imgur.com/pL82qa0.jpg)

Reminder: The sexy, totally healthy blue patches are the result of a chronic venous insufficiency due to the human heart's inability to pump blood through an obese person's circulatory system with enough blood flow, causing pooled surface blood and burst capillaries.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on April 06, 2015, 07:13:45 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/eiURJd8.jpg)

No joke the first time I saw this picture, I had just gotten back from teh market and bought ONE pack of chip ahoy.  I had three cookies with dinner, saw the picture...

literally said "NOPE!" out loud and threw the rest away.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: brolonium on April 07, 2015, 10:10:42 AM
The #EffYourBeautyStandards Movement is also funny because she will follow every single beauty standard except for healthy weight. Still follows basic hygiene, wears makeup, wears skimpy clothing, has normal haircut, etc.
They're not skimpy clothes, they're regular clothes but there's just way too much of her.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: RunForrestRun on April 07, 2015, 11:17:29 AM
I can see how somebody could say "okay I'm a fatass, I have no self control and take no real care of myself" but I can't imagine why anyone even wants to look like that and sees it as something positive, and I honestly don't think deep down even the most fanatic "fativist" feels well that way. Well, when you're somewhat overweight, it can be hard sometimes to make the quite gradual life-changes required to lose that bit of extra weight (and often it really isn't necessary medically/makes a difference) and well humans are creatures of habit. But if you look like that, you can pretty much improve your health outlook and life expectancy already by not stuffing your mouth with a piece of cake every five seconds. Just like a bodybuilder needs to put work into keeping his shape, somebody like that needs to put work into staying that fat. Of course it's easier the way our brains are wired but there's a certain point when it just can't be more desirable to stuff your face with Doritos than to have permanent joint- and backpain and not being able to make the most basic of movements without turning into a mass of sweat and wheezing.

But what makes the thing even more hilarious and tragic at the same time is that these people probably got laughed, rejected and ridiculed so much in their lives they got so defensive that they deluded themselves into this is the right way to life as a big "fuck you" to everyone who ever wronged them. That they only hurt themselves in the end while the people laughing at them live better lives they don't really realize. At this point, they also would need to get past their own ego and admit to themselves that the "meanies" were right all along, and I can see how only very few of them will manage that in their probably rather short lives.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rocket on April 07, 2015, 11:39:01 AM
At this point I'm gonna just start posting pictures of gross fatbodies when I see them so you all have to suffer with me.

(http://i.imgur.com/Bmv01cm.jpg)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Autistic Yankee on April 07, 2015, 03:13:51 PM
At this point I'm gonna just start posting pictures of gross fatbodies when I see them so you all have to suffer with me.

(http://i.imgur.com/Bmv01cm.jpg)

Nice, do your wedding album next!
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on April 07, 2015, 04:03:12 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/eiURJd8.jpg)

No joke the first time I saw this picture, I had just gotten back from teh market and bought ONE pack of chip ahoy.  I had three cookies with dinner, saw the picture...

literally said "NOPE!" out loud and threw the rest away.

yeah all those years of reading r/fatpeoplehate, r/fatlogic, FiB thread on SA and all of that shit online etc.. have actually turned me into a bit of a health nut. i mean between running and the gym and my seven minutes mma sesh, i was already active and had a really good handle on food but still tolerated the occasional crap and wasn't that careful. not anymore. my wife being a nurse who has to deal with fat fucks all day, it wasn't hard to convert her either.

shit i dont even really drink anymore
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rocket on April 08, 2015, 01:53:28 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/4wxZT0o.jpg)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7GArwQLatk
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: ompb on April 08, 2015, 03:28:21 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/9jjjV97.jpg)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Aran on April 08, 2015, 08:14:43 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/9jjjV97.jpg)

That's what I'd look like trying yoga too tbh
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Muh Dick on April 09, 2015, 02:29:25 AM
An adipodal jihad is launched against Victoria's Secret!

https://www.yahoo.com/style/why-the-world-is-turning-against-victorias-secret-115870343048.html

Enjoy the inflated-looking lingerie models toward the bottom.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: tender of the rape garden on April 09, 2015, 03:06:27 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/9jjjV97.jpg)

That's what I'd look like trying yoga too tbh

We know.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Hogbox on April 09, 2015, 06:56:31 AM
As every fat person and recovering lardass knows, "fat shaming" is almost 100% internal.

By the time high school begins, it's rare that fatties actually get called names to their face. For the rest of their unhappy lives, the shame is coming from inside their heads.

They can blame 'society' (reality) and its subliminal messages for making them feel bad, but they feel like shit because they look like shit and they know it.

Every fat person knows this, but try mentioning this fact (even while posing as a landwhale online) and see what happens.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Got Milk? on April 09, 2015, 07:58:58 AM
An adipodal jihad is launched against Victoria's Secret!

https://www.yahoo.com/style/why-the-world-is-turning-against-victorias-secret-115870343048.html

Enjoy the inflated-looking lingerie models toward the bottom.

Ehh, none of them are big gross lardasses or anything. 

It's not like they look like this:

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/07/01/article-2677025-1F4EF39500000578-230_306x423.jpg)

:jesse:

*Edit* Don't get me wrong, they're not lingerie models either. I just thought they were going to be Tess Munster fat or some shit.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Wu-Tang Tran on April 09, 2015, 06:33:25 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/9jjjV97.jpg)

One of you needs to paint this and sell it for a fuck ton of money to some super liberal college.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on April 10, 2015, 12:27:09 AM
An adipodal jihad is launched against Victoria's Secret!

https://www.yahoo.com/style/why-the-world-is-turning-against-victorias-secret-115870343048.html

Enjoy the inflated-looking lingerie models toward the bottom.
The world is turning against VS?
:tom:

Nah, just the crybabies on tumblr.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Eboltzer1 on April 12, 2015, 05:32:23 PM
Dismissive Doctors Piss Me Off
Sit back and relax, folks. We’re gonna have a discussion about doctor’s visits, thin privilege, making assumptions about your patients, and why patients feel the urge to punch a doctor in the face.

Let me start this by giving the facts that are none of anyone’s business but will probably influence the reading of the post. I’m 28, biologically female (though I identify genderqueer/trans*), and I take my partner S.L. Armstrong to all of her doctor’s appointments. This includes general medicine, gynecology, dermatology, psychology, podiatry, Ear/Nose/Throat, and as of today, endocrinology. I’ve been her health advocate for quite a while now, having a degree and background in kinesiological sciences and nutrition (especially when linked to exercise science).

That said, today’s first-time appointment with a doctor we’ll call Dr. F really made me angry. I’ll try to break it down for you and not get too terribly long-winded, but never before have I seen a doctor so dismissive, judgemental, inconsistent, contradictory, and ineffective.

My experience with the health professions has led me to have high hopes and what I feel are reasonable expectations. I know offices get funding from big pharmacology companies, thus them having advertising materials for a number of drugs posted on every available surface, whether they support the drug itself or not. I get it. Funding keeps you open, and having to buy into that in order to stay in business and (hopefully) continue helping people is part of the whole game. It’s a shitty game, but I at least get that certain issues are unavoidable in the system we’re working with. But having a shitty system doesn’t excuse incompetence, nor does it excuse doctors and their supporting staff from treating their patients the way we were treated.


Beginning of the Work Day – Still Late

With an appointment at 8:40am, we were quite early in the work day and came early, settling into our chairs in the waiting area at 8:20 because I drive in traffic like a fucking boss. S. had done all of her paperwork ahead of time and printed her recent bloodwork because she’s done this song and dance before. The waiting room was relatively full for being so early in the morning. The reception staff took over ten minutes between taking my partner’s license and insurance cards and giving them back. We waited until 9:00am to actually get called back. Twenty minutes late when the clinic has been open less than an hour? This did not instill us with confidence.

Are You Dead?

The intake technician took S.’s weight and height (440 lbs. and 5'6", and though I think BMI is complete bullshit, since it doesn’t measure health at all or account for body composition, I know people will bitch if I don’t at least fully disclose… –> BMI: 71.0 –> ‘morbidly obese’). No surprises there. S. has actually lost over 90 pounds in the last 16 months, but the tech doesn’t need to know info like that. Next was blood pressure, and let me just say that those automatic blood pressure machines do absolutely dick when it comes to measuring larger people. At home, S.’s blood pressure, which we measure by wrist machine (and I can and have taken manually) is consistently around 110/70 to 120/85 when she’s resting, perfectly normal despite her weight. The machine read 177/107. The fuck? That would be STAGE 2 HYPERTENSION, which she does not have. Of course, the tech wouldn’t bother taking BP manually, so she just put the wild numbers down in the chart and moved on. Pulse was 113 by her measurement, which would normally be tachycardia in adults, but she obviously wouldn’t have known that would be a bad thing if someone had shouted they were dying at her. I told her the normal rates and that we take her BP regularly, but I was ignored. But, I digress.

How Do You Spell That?

She proceeded to go through S.’s long list of medications, which wouldn’t normally be a problem, but she had to literally check fucking Google for every single medication because she couldn’t spell any of them despite the fact S. had hand-written them VERY clearly in her paperwork to reference easily. As such, what would normally be a five-minute intake took the damn tech 15 minutes to complete. We were walked in a big circle to the other side of the clinic and shoved in a room right as the previous client was walking out. We had to wait for her to reset the paper barrier on the table, and she said we could sit wherever we’d like. (Hmm… chair with uncomfortable arm rests that jut into S.’s hips vs. exam table where she’ll have to sit soon anyway. Tough choice.)

Play The Jeopardy Theme Already

Can I just note briefly that we were left waiting another ten minutes before the doctor actually walked in? I won’t keep you waiting like he did.

Hold On, Let Me Have A Convo With My Computer…

Dr. F finally arrives! Please note now that we only spoke with him for about 10 minutes, but oh boy did those 10 minutes leave an impression!

The entire time we were talking to him, he had the mic for his voice recognition software in his hand, and even when he was talking to S. he faced the computer most of the time and was supposedly listening to her 'interview’ answers while also speaking over her into the software to put notes into the computer. There were several instances where it was very clear he wasn’t listening. S. could have said, “Oh yeah, and I sacrifice neighborhood children and bathe in their blood to honor the almighty weight gods”, and Dr. F would have probably said, “Good. Good. Now…”

“Tell Me About that Weight Gain”

We move into the meat of the matter quite quickly (it was a very quick visit, after all, and there were plenty of patients still in that waiting room needing to be seen, dontcha know). S. has PCOS (polycystic ovarian syndrome), hypothyroidism, and diabetes (Type 2, only had it for 2 years, A1C is at 6.0, blood sugars stable through diet and activity). When he touched on her current weight, he literally said, “So, tell me about that weight gain”. Uh… because sometime in the past she wasn’t this huge whale you see before you? The tone of his voice was rather uninterested, and it honestly took me and S. a few seconds to even realize what he was actually asking after was her weight progression over time, or when her weight had tipped over average levels or whatnot. Once we caught on, S. told him she gained a large amount of weight between the ages of 12 and 13, but when her mother took her to the doctor, he concluded that she was just eating too much.

To Dr. F’s credit, he did say that the doctor took the easy answer there rather than looking more fully at what was going on with S. hormonally at the time. He said a couple things about the various endocrine glands (very much in passing, and probably very hard for most to follow if they don’t have backgrounds in anatomy/physiology like I do), and then S. continued telling him about her weight, mental, and dietary issues throughout her early marriage and the years she and her husband were trying to have children.

Gastric Bypass is Better than Psychology & Nutrition!

Quick aside here to say that I am very active and vocal during doctor’s visits. S. is the timid type, and even if she’s very upset by something a doctor says, she’ll often let it all slip and not assert herself. I often do it for her when I feel something needs to be said. Dr. F took the rest of her basic history regarding her weight, and the instant she was done, he was asking about bariatric surgery options. What had she considered? What had her doctors suggested? Would she consider having surgery? And hey, he knows a doctor he would recommend for it! Imagine that! Because you wouldn’t want just anyone doing that kind of procedure because you care about your health and well-being, right?

What I wanted to say: “Do you get a referral fee, or do you just send people to go under the knife without reason because it brings you joy to see one less fat person bogging up the works for those of us with thin privilege? Because by focusing solely on her weight, you’re saying it’s the cause of all her health problems. She’s already lost 90 pounds in 16 months, but that just isn’t enough progress for you? What the fuck?”

What I actually said: “She’s considered just about every kind of surgery out there, but we’ve determined surgery would make her symptoms worse instead of better because surgery wouldn’t solve any of her problems. If anything she restricts too much as it is, skipping meals when she sees her weight fluctuate at all on the scale. She’s in therapy to help with that because she displays all the signs of an anorexic. Surgery to decrease the food she’s eating doesn’t help because she’s not overeating to begin with.”

I may as well have sprouted two more heads and started barking at him like Cerberus. He completely dismissed what I said, saying S. didn’t have anorexia and that anorexia wasn’t about eating habits. I told him I knew exactly what anorexia was and that I know all the diagnosis information because I know the DSM-V criteria and despite her being overweight, all the symptoms of restriction, dysphoria, and lower self worth are there. She has Atypical Anorexia Nervosa, which is listed under the section ENDOS (eating disorder not otherwise specified). (For an accurate definition of anorexia nervosa, see the Mayo Clinic page.)

When I actually challenged Dr. F on this, he rambled a bit about psychology and nutrition maybe making her feel better but not being of much help. He then asked me my relation to S.–because how dare I actually question his authority!–and that led to another hilariously inappropriate moment.

Lesbians Can Have Babies?! Whaaaatt?

I told Dr. F that I was S.’s partner. This made him turn in his chair (away from the computer! Success!) and literally say, “But… we were talking about children before?”

Yes, Doctor Fucknuts, S. tried for children. Her womb didn’t magically disappear the instant you perceived us as a lesbian couple, which we’re not. Good job at assuming in the same breath that she was your typical heterosexual woman, and then that she’s a lesbian with an outspoken lover.

We have a non-traditional relationship, one that doesn’t include physical sexual intimacy. It’s still a very personal and fulfilling relationship, and we consider ourselves involved, despite her marriage to her husband.

The fact here is, it doesn’t matter what my relation or involvement is with S. What matters is I’m the one who’s there with her at the appointment, and I obviously care (thus me being an active participant in the appointment). Dr. F got all flustered and laughed and waved it off with, “You’re making it all complicated on me!”

It’s not complicated. She was trying to have children and was diagnosed with PCOS. She has a husband, and I’m her partner. Regardless of my role, I’m speaking for her, and should be respected when I’m paying you for your time and services. I’m not sorry that our relationship can’t be put in your quaint little categories, and I’m not sorry we made you uncomfortable.

Integrated Healthcare Whaaaaat?!

In the end, Dr. F decided to side-step whatever I was trying to bring up and just explained it all away with, “Well, I’m here to just look at what her glands are doing, nothing else.” So… you’ve never been part of an individual’s integrated health care? You don’t need to consider what those glands are doing to the rest of her body? Isn’t that the whole point? Glands all on their own might malfunction, but that malfunction will have very different effects on various people because their bodies are all different. You can’t just treat a person based on a single test result without looking at the rest of their system to see what the most appropriate course of action is. You can’t just say, “Well, you’re fat, so get surgery.” like the problem is the fat and surgery will fix the problem with no consequences or complications.

As a medical professional, your job is to look at the patient as a whole entity, someone infinitely complex, and try to unravel them enough to find the best treatment options out there for them. As a specialist, it means that, in an ideal situation, you work at least a little with the patient’s other healthcare professionals. You look at their recommendations and give your take on them, either agreeing or arguing. That’s integrative healthcare. That’s holistic healthcare. Treating the body and mind as a whole person rather than breaking it into little parts and pretending that those parts don’t interact. Boiling it down to “I’m an Endocrinologist; I don’t need to listen to you if you’re not talking about glands and hormones” does a disservice to your profession as much as it does a disservice to your patients.

Sorry, You’re Too Fat for Our Equipment

The tests that Dr. F ordered included a thyroid ultrasound. Woot. I know what that is. I’ve actually used ultrasound equipment, so I know the drill, and I’ve been present for S. vaginal ultrasounds in addition to the more traditional ultrasounds used in sports medicine and chiropractic clinics (as a muscle tissue heating technique). But he was instantly afraid they couldn’t perform the ultrasound themselves because “the table won’t be able to handle your weight.” Uh… you mean the tables identical to the Ritter exam table she’s currently sitting on? The same one they can attach stirrups to for the vaginal ultrasounds? 'Cause she’s never broken a damn exam table, and wasn’t doing it right then either. S.’s weight doesn’t magically change when she reclines. If the table can handle her sitting, it can handle her lying back so you can use the ultrasound head over her throat and collar.

It was just another moment where Dr. F was way too focused on S.’s weight, and while he might be worried about his equipment (though unnecessarily, since the tables they have could obviously hold her weight easily), he certainly wasn’t worried about the way his comments were effecting her state of mind. As the appointment went on, S. became more and more withdrawn, since she was being called fat at every turn and not being listened to, and I became more and more angry because my input was dismissed and Dr. F wasn’t giving us any useful information. If he had been paying attention at all, our body language would have told him how he very close he was to us just walking out on him.

Congrats, You Just Contradicted Yourself

One thing that really bothered me about the doctor was the way he kept contradicting himself. He was trying to say, “Oh, it’s not all about the weight.” but kept suggesting bariatric surgery to address her weight. He said anorexia wasn’t about the food being eaten but systematically disregarded the work psychologists and nutritionists are doing with S. to address that very disorder. He asked how S. was doing on her “very expensive medications” (i.e. Invokana and Bydureon, both used for treatment of Type 2 Diabetes) as if we couldn’t possibly have insurance helping to pay for them, and said he doesn’t like the drugs because of their cost… but sitting on the desk right beside him is the “How the Kidneys Help Regulate Blood Sugar!” advertising figurine from Invokana. He recommended surgery, and also scheduled tests to see if S.’s adrenal glands and thyroid are all right (which would sort of negate the need for bariatric surgery, yes?).

He also, according to his paperwork, diagnosed S. with a Nontoxic Multi-nodular Goiter (aka her thyroid gland is enlarged), but he didn’t say a word about it during our appointment. We didn’t even know that was there until we got home and read over the paperwork given to us at check-out.
So! To bring this all to a close, I felt that Dr. F did very little to listen to and help treat S.’s problems. He was utterly dismissive whenever I gave my input, especially if it was to argue against something he had said from his thin-privileged point of view. His reactions were very judgmental, from S.’s weight to having a partner and also having tried to have children to disregarding other health professions’ contributions to S.’s ongoing healthcare. I was seething when I walked out that door, and I’ve been seething the last four hours as I typed all this out. S. deserved better than that bullshit. She deserves better than being stared at like she’s nothing more than a fat globule, and then being ignored while the doctor tinkers with his computer’s voice recognition software between telling her to get surgery to 'fix the fat’.

The fat doesn’t need to be fixed. Her thyroid function, cyst-filled ovaries, and a possible pituitary issue do need to be fixed, and that was your job. You have failed to instill confidence that you have any intention of actually doing that job. After S.’s ultrasound and follow-up to go over said ultrasound results, we will not be coming back to give you more of our money. That would be enabling you to continue thinking your fat-phobic suggestions and incredibly poor bedside manner are acceptable. They are not and should never be acceptable. You are the weakest link. Goodbye.
#fat phobia#thin privilege#homophobia#lesbian#bisexual#polyamory#weight#doctors#endocrinologist#wtf#rant#angry#integrative healthcare#holistic healthcare
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Eboltzer1 on April 12, 2015, 05:33:21 PM
This woman weighs 440 pounds and sincerely believes her weight is not a factor in her health problems.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Ghostse on April 12, 2015, 07:25:23 PM
Quote
If anything she restricts too much as it is, skipping meals when she sees her weight fluctuate at all on the scale. She’s in therapy to help with that because she displays all the signs of an anorexic.

The 440lbs Anorexic.

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We have a non-traditional relationship, one that doesn’t include physical sexual intimacy. It’s still a very personal and fulfilling relationship, and we consider ourselves involved, despite her marriage to her husband.

Of course they're wiccan earth sisters or whatever.

Quote
In the end, Dr. F decided to side-step whatever I was trying to bring up and just explained it all away with, “Well, I’m here to just look at what her glands are doing, nothing else.”[ ... ] Boiling it down to “I’m an Endocrinologist; I don’t need to listen to you if you’re not talking about glands and hormones” does a disservice to your profession as much as it does a disservice to your patients.

"Well, I see you're not going to listen to me and are going to spout some sort of hippie new aged bullshit about how your not-lesbian partner violates the laws of thermodynamics. So I'm going to cut my fucking losses."

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He asked how S. was doing on her “very expensive medications” (i.e. Invokana and Bydureon, both used for treatment of Type 2 Diabetes) as if we couldn’t possibly have insurance helping to pay for them, and said he doesn’t like the drugs because of their cost

I think the point is covered when Penn Jillette was talking about his dropping 100lbs:
The doc wanted him to drop about 30 lbs to make his blood pressure and other symptoms easier control, and dropped the bombshell that if he got down to 230, he probably wouldn't need any medications.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on April 12, 2015, 08:34:33 PM
I wish people who wrote with that twee, overbearing, exaggerated style would realize they aren't funny, they aren't entertaining, and they aren't good writers.

Less is more.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Autistic Yankee on April 13, 2015, 02:16:57 AM
lol holy shit, this chick is this guy but not joking and actually trying to play it seriously

(http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/ibeatanorexia.jpg)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: OSI on April 13, 2015, 02:59:08 AM
I can't imagine the amount of work that goes into photoshopping that fat cunt's skin to make it look smooth.  You know she's got cellulite everywhere.

Also what the fuck is it with fat people and fucking awful tattoos? "Huh! Time to make the outside of my body look as disgusting and untouchable as the inside!'
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Got Milk? on April 13, 2015, 08:07:01 AM
Can we please just ban anyone who writes articles where they insist that their 400 pounds of fat is not contributing to their health issues because doctors are cis bigots from the internet? That is the best way to help them lose weight. tia
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Jim Acostas Impotent Rage on April 13, 2015, 09:39:54 AM
The 440 pound anorexic:  :nixon:

The thing I love about obese people is that when they don't hear what they want to hear at the doctor, it's obviously because the doctor is against them. "He told me that I needed to lose weight, but he didn't even CONSIDER that it might be my thyroid!" "He said I weighed 582 pounds, but that can't be right. My scale at home says I weigh 212. He's going to plant diabetes in me."
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on April 13, 2015, 10:43:10 AM
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Pulse was 113 by her measurement, which would normally be tachycardia in adults, but she obviously wouldn’t have known that would be a bad thing if someone had shouted they were dying at her.

a heartrate of 113 bpm is NOT tachycardia or even close, that's generally what your heartrate would probably be if you were briskly walking. a regular, resting heart rate is anywhere from ~50 (joggers, generally endurance-focused fitness persons) to 80s.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: blasting_asshole on April 13, 2015, 01:21:00 PM
I’ve been her health advocate for quite a while now, having a degree and background in kinesiological sciences and nutrition (especially when linked to exercise science).

Ok, but the rest of the post says nothing about exercise. I'll go right ahead and assume you've got your partner on a halfway decent diet, despite you giving no such specifics.

"health advocate"
"kinesiological sciences"
"neutrition"

Three terms you've used here which in no way indicate that your uhhhh spouce? Is doing all that much moving around.

Your longtext was a whole lot of shit about the doctor, but literally NOTHING in regards to the patient's lifestyle or lifestyle changes.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rape Artist on April 13, 2015, 01:49:00 PM
"Eating isn't a problem; if anything my 440 pound wife is anorexic"

The delusion of these people is amazing.

Believing this is like believing that you have a wallet that you can keep taking $20s out of and never run out.

If you can maintain a 440-pound body while being anorexic then get a grey hat, tell a Balrog it shall not pass, and fire up a bowl of the Old Toby because you're a goddamned wizard
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Triggered by Pepe on April 13, 2015, 02:19:41 PM
This pisses me off because my mother who actually has spinal problems/fucked up joints is trying so hard to lose weight after her surgery that left her in bed for a year. I've given her a routine which literally started with "stop drinking energy drinks, walk up and down the stairs until you get tired, then do it again once you get your breath back". Even though its incredibly uncomfortable for her because of how unfit she is, she is trying and all it took was for her to sit down (or up, as it were) and listen to me tell her what was wrong and how to fix it. The main cause is stupidity. You fix the stupid, you fix the problem.

If all of these people would just shut up and fucking listen, the problem would go away.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: blasting_asshole on April 13, 2015, 02:21:14 PM
Hasn't the whole concept of anorexia sorta been extended to incorporate all eating disorders? There's no way a 400lb+ person is NOT EATING but I totally believe that person might skip meals and binge eat. After all, the poster said she "skipped meals" but said nothing about the meals that weren't skipped.

I wouldn't be surprised if there are morbidly obese people out there who go all day without eating, so they can validate an extra large, meat lovers pizza (extra cheese and 2 sides of garlic sauce) for dinner with a 2L of Mt.Dew and half a cheesecake for desert. Calories can seriously add up when you factor in sauces, more toppings, soft drinks, etc.

I'm 6 feet tall at 180 pounds and I bet I could find a way to cram down 10,000 - 25,000 calories in one meal, if I really wanted to. (Not that I would, you'd have to pay me a thousand dollars in exchange for knocking a fucking month off my life.)

Just for proof: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

Come to think of it, I remember the last time I went completely nuts, at an all you can eat Japanese/sushi buffet. We were high as fuck and I got the "emergency water shits" afterwards. I woke up the next morning totally bloated. I had literally no desire to eat anything, the next day. On the following day, I had a salad for lunch at around 2pm and returned to business as usual, after that. That meal had to have been 2-4 days worth of calories.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: White Rapper on April 13, 2015, 02:45:21 PM
Hasn't the whole concept of anorexia sorta been extended to incorporate all eating disorders? There's no way a 400lb+ person is NOT EATING but I totally believe that person might skip meals and binge eat. After all, the poster said she "skipped meals" but said nothing about the meals that weren't skipped.

I wouldn't be surprised if there are morbidly obese people out there who go all day without eating, so they can validate an extra large, meat lovers pizza (extra cheese and 2 sides of garlic sauce) for dinner with a 2L of Mt.Dew and half a cheesecake for desert. Calories can seriously add up when you factor in sauces, more toppings, soft drinks, etc.

I'm 6 feet tall at 180 pounds and I bet I could find a way to cram down 10,000 - 25,000 calories in one meal, if I really wanted to. (Not that I would, you'd have to pay me a thousand dollars in exchange for knocking a fucking month off my life.)

Just for proof: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

Come to think of it, I remember the last time I went completely nuts, at an all you can eat Japanese/sushi buffet. We were high as fuck and I got the "emergency water shits" afterwards. I woke up the next morning totally bloated. I had literally no desire to eat anything, the next day. On the following day, I had a salad for lunch at around 2pm and returned to business as usual, after that. That meal HAD to be at least 2-3 days worth of calories.

You really couldn't it is harder than it seems. An entire large stuffed crust meat lovers pizza is only 3440 calories. You have to eat FOUR pizzas in a single sitting to break into the calorie range you are talking about. That is eating competition champion level of food.

Source: http://www.pizzahut.com/assets/w/nutrition/BrandStandardNutritionalInformationFINAL111314.pdf

The trick is to eat very specific group of hyper-unhealthy foods such as chocolate in particular milkshakes and other liquid calories. Someone who is 400+ pounds could lose 100 pounds simply by removing liquid calories from their diet.

Eating 6000+ calories every day is hard work and the people who do it do not deserve our pity or help.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Immortan Trump on April 13, 2015, 04:42:24 PM
To be fair to honest hate the entire argument of "IT IS SIMPLE SCIENCE LESS CALORIES = YOU WILL LOSE WEIGHT FAT LORD."  has some flaws with it scientifically.

Mainly the basic assumption that everyone gets the same amount of calories from food as everyone else, that and how we measure calories isn't that accurate either. Things like honey require almost no energy to digest for humans, but you can't say they have no calories. Meanwhile many nuts have tons of calories but we cannot easily digest them so the caloric content many times is much lower than what is listed on the package. It was only recently scientists started looking at how much energy cooked food provides vs raw food. The logic being that cooking denatures proteins and breaks down cell walls making it easier to digest and process. The calorie count may literally be the same, but the body's ability to digest and obtain nutrients from the food maybe vastly different from simply cooking it.

Not to mention some of it is as simple as the bacteria in your gut allowing you digest or not digest food. Cows and other herbivores require a mix of gut bacteria to digest food humans cannot get any nutritional benefit from.
 
http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/woman-becomes-obese-after-fecal-transplant-overweight-donor

Woman Becomes Obese After Fecal Transplant From Overweight Donor



Its not my fault I'm fat, your poop that was medically inserted into my rectum made me fat!  :parsons:

Everyone is cool with the concepts of drug resistant strains of staph or STDs or whatever. Introduce the concept that your digestive track is made up of billions of microbes that have also been undergoing evolution as well and exposure to everything we have out there and nope, it is just that fat people can't put down food and slam some free weights at the gym.

We have no problem discussing alcohol tolerance and how many drinks it takes to fuck someone up, but mention cupcakes it takes to get fat and there are a lot people shitting on fat people about just don't eat a cupcake eat this healthy shit it has 'less' calories....Completely ignoring the idea that maybe the fat person gets more nutritional benefit from the food than other people. Meaning fat people are far more efficient at digesting food than 'naturally' skinny people. That healthy chicken breast may only have 250 calories for a 'normal' person, but for the fatty it could end up having 300+ simply because they are better at digesting food.

The fact that, according to the CDC as of 2012, 70% of the US population 20 and over is overweight, of that group half of them (aka 35% of all US adults) are obese honestly means we drastically don't understand nutrition or even what a 'healthy weight' is on a fundamental level. Normal weight technically means overweight at this point. Dietary science is failing everyone big time and we should be pissed at them more than the fat fucks clogging up Walmarts in their scooters. I'm sure half the shit the FDA gives a pass to will have people 100 years from now shuddering with disbelief much like how we cannot believe the crap people put in food in the early 1900s (just read the Jungle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jungle)).

Maybe our charts are flawed being that they were created in the 1950s on people that were kids during the great depression (essentially we measured nutritionally fucked up people for a baseline for BMI, height and weight and are continually striving to say that is the right weight), maybe we have simple flaws in how we measure caloric content, maybe it is something as simple as the FDA allowing shit in the food that wasn't that prevalent previous to the 1970s or 80s or maybe it is that we are just lazier than the nobility and aristocrats of old ( I doubt it, people have been lazy for fucking ever). 
(http://i.imgur.com/7bxPss0.png)

I'm sure this post will get me labelled a fat ass apologist, but I don't give a fuck. Being fat, or complications from being fat, is the number one killer in all western nations, it is literally worse than cancer and is increasing across the board everywhere. Everyone is getting bigger and fatter. If you have kids you should be worried as fuck.

At least it looks like there is one benefit to being a fat ass, and that is less of a chance of developing dementia in later life...
http://www.ctvnews.ca/health/does-midlife-obesity-protect-against-dementia-1.2322422
but then again it looks like it also increases the chances of dementia so who the fuck knows.
http://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/830252

I'm sure this will be settled easily like how eggs are good/bad/good/bad/good for you.

Discussion about how cooked food provides more energy to people than raw foods.
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/crux/2011/12/08/why-calorie-counts-are-wrong-cooked-food-provides-a-lot-more-energy/

Hidden Truths about Calories
http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/guest-blog/2012/08/27/the-hidden-truths-about-calories/

Gut Microbe Transplant causes weight-gain and weight-loss in mice
http://www.nature.com/news/gut-microbe-swap-helps-mice-shed-weight-1.12688

Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: tender of the rape garden on April 13, 2015, 05:08:41 PM
None of that shit you posted changes the fact that if you eat less than you do now, you will weight less than you do now.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Immortan Trump on April 13, 2015, 05:16:57 PM
None of that shit you posted changes the fact that if you eat less than you do now, you will weight less than you do now.

True, chopping off a limb will also let you weigh less than you do now too.

What I was saying is the argument of "Just look at the calories fat people!" isn't as simple as it may appear.

You could have someone stay fat eating 1500 calories, while the guy next to him eats 1500 calories and loses weight.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on April 13, 2015, 05:30:06 PM
MUH GENETICS :madgoon:

just how fat are you, fatty?
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: White Rapper on April 13, 2015, 05:32:47 PM
You could have someone stay fat eating 1500 calories, while the guy next to him eats 1500 calories and loses weight.

This isn't true. Post a single scientific study that proves me wrong. While calories may not be an exact science every study has conclusively proven that calorie reduction results in weight loss. What you are saying defies the laws of thermodynamics. Mass cannot be created or destroyed.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Tranny Feet on April 13, 2015, 05:41:54 PM
Eating a full bucket of fried chicken and chasing it down with a three liter bottle of Coke and a whole Black Forest gâteau isn't some intractable biological thermodynamics problem where you need to be exact to a single calorie and take into account differences in metabolism etc. The simple truth is if you don't eat like a big greedy fat cunt, you won't end up obese. The calories on labels are there as a guideline and even if they're off by plus or minus 100 calories, it's not going to make any fucking difference to someone who is significantly overweight given the calories they have to take in to sustain their heft - if some whale is consuming 5000 calories per day, whether she drops to 2000 or 2500 is irrelevant: she's going to lose weight. Differences of a few hundred calories only become significant when you're trying to shift "difficult" pounds i.e. those little pockets of fat that don't become noticeable as persistent until you're already in pretty good shape. None of that applies to any of the fucking eatbeasts we're talking about.

And I'm not worried about my kids. Kids are malleable and dumb as fuck. If you can get a hold of little Jimmy the minute he can talk and have him fully inculcated with Nazi Party doctrine before he starts little school, I'm pretty sure you can teach him that apples are good and refined sugar is absolute shite you should only have in moderation. Teaching kids to love sports and filling your house with grapes and shit instead of fucking Hershey bars and Doritos isn't difficult.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Immortan Trump on April 13, 2015, 05:47:05 PM
You could have someone stay fat eating 1500 calories, while the guy next to him eats 1500 calories and loses weight.

This isn't true. Post a single scientific study that proves me wrong. While calories may not be an exact science every study has conclusively proven that calorie reduction results in weight loss. What you are saying defies the laws of thermodynamics. Mass cannot be created or destroyed.
:facepalm:

That isn't what I'm saying.

Take anyone and cut the food you give them and they will lose weight, that isn't being debated or argued. Stop being a fucking moron and read what is being said.

If you take two fatties that both weigh 500 lbs. And feed them both diets of 1500 calories and have them do the same exercise there is a very good chance that one may not lose as much weight (one stays fat) as the other simply because of reasons we don't scientifically understand.  Especially if all you do is look at calories going in and not what makes up those calories.

Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Immortan Trump on April 13, 2015, 05:49:56 PM
Eating a full bucket of fried chicken and chasing it down with a three liter bottle of Coke and a whole Black Forest gâteau isn't some intractable biological thermodynamics problem where you need to be exact to a single calorie and take into account differences in metabolism etc. The simple truth is if you don't eat like a big greedy fat cunt, you won't end up obese. The calories on labels are there as a guideline and even if they're off by plus or minus 100 calories, it's not going to make any fucking difference to someone who is significantly overweight given the calories they have to take in to sustain their heft - if some whale is consuming 5000 calories per day, whether she drops to 2000 or 2500 is irrelevant: she's going to lose weight. Differences of a few hundred calories only become significant when you're trying to shift "difficult" pounds i.e. those little pockets of fat that don't become noticeable as persistent until you're already in pretty good shape. None of that applies to any of the fucking eatbeasts we're talking about.

And I'm not worried about my kids. Kids are malleable and dumb as fuck. If you can get a hold of little Jimmy the minute he can talk and have him fully inculcated with Nazi Party doctrine before he starts little school, I'm pretty sure you can teach him that apples are good and refined sugar is absolute shite you should only have in moderation. Teaching kids to love sports and filling your house with grapes and shit instead of fucking Hershey bars and Doritos isn't difficult.

It is so easy, which is why 70% of the country is fat...
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on April 13, 2015, 05:53:43 PM
answer the question, fatty: how fat are you?

And I'm not worried about my kids. Kids are malleable and dumb as fuck. If you can get a hold of little Jimmy the minute he can talk and have him fully inculcated with Nazi Party doctrine before he starts little school, I'm pretty sure you can teach him that apples are good and refined sugar is absolute shite you should only have in moderation. Teaching kids to love sports and filling your house with grapes and shit instead of fucking Hershey bars and Doritos isn't difficult.

exactly

you dont want your children to eat like fatties? dont give them 'kids food', give them adult food. im talking, when they are old enough to eat solid food. get them used early on to eat nutritious and balanced food and thats what they will grow up loving. if you treat food like it needs to be fast food and shit all the time and the adult foodstuff is boring stuff for when you grow up they are going to end up like fat cunts
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on April 13, 2015, 05:54:27 PM
:madgoon: It is so easy, which is why 70% of the country is fat... :madgoon:

lmbo get off your ass, work out and don't eat crap you sack of shit stop trying to justify your fat with fatlogic
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Immortan Trump on April 13, 2015, 06:05:07 PM
:madgoon: It is so easy, which is why 70% of the country is fat... :madgoon:

lmbo get off your ass, work out and don't eat crap you sack of shit stop trying to justify your fat with fatlogic

I'm not justifying anything...I'm saying dietary science is really shitty and people are dying because of it.

Which apparently saying everyone is getting fatter and unhealthier is the same as saying 'healthy at any weight.'
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Carbpoole on April 13, 2015, 06:12:09 PM
Maybe they're fat-bulimic, they eat until they throw up. Something that seems to plague those with lapband surgery that won't change their diet.

Change you're diet, eat reasonably, let the stomach lining shrink into a healthy size instead of letting it stretch out more and more. When the stomach returns to a reasonably size you can eat a reasonably amount and still feel full.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rape Artist on April 13, 2015, 06:13:39 PM
:madgoon: It is so easy, which is why 70% of the country is fat... :madgoon:

lmbo get off your ass, work out and don't eat crap you sack of shit stop trying to justify your fat with fatlogic

I'm not justifying anything...I'm saying dietary science is really shitty and people are dying because of it.

Which apparently saying everyone is getting fatter and unhealthier is the same as saying 'healthy at any weight.'

You're not wrong; it's just that the shit you're focusing on is not the problem.

No one is dying because of the mystery of the two obese men who lose slightly different amounts of weight while following the same strict diet.

People are giving you shit because you're clinging to outlier / insignificant phenomena that sidetrack obese (AKA diseased) humans from getting healthy.

"yeah but what about how nutrient uptake rates are different in cooked vs. food?" might be an interested question but fatties tend to latch on to distractions like that and use them as excuses for not following the obvious, time-tested will-never-do-you-wrong solutions like "eat a lot less, do some cardio and lift"
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rape Artist on April 13, 2015, 06:16:12 PM
Change you're diet, eat reasonably, let the stomach lining shrink into a healthy size instead of letting it stretch out more and more. When the stomach returns to a reasonably size you can eat a reasonably amount and still feel full.

It's amazing how fast this happens. When I go on camping / hunting / vacation trips, I tend to eat less big meals, and more smaller meals, and when I get home after even just a week, a normal sit-down meal makes me think "holy shit I'm STUFFED". Within a few days I'm back to normal.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on April 13, 2015, 06:24:17 PM
:madgoon: It is so easy, which is why 70% of the country is fat... :madgoon:

lmbo get off your ass, work out and don't eat crap you sack of shit stop trying to justify your fat with fatlogic

I'm not justifying anything...I'm saying dietary science is really shitty and people are dying because of it.

Which apparently saying everyone is getting fatter and unhealthier is the same as saying 'healthy at any weight.'

except not everyone is getting fatter and unhealthier. im not. my wife is not. most of our friends aren't. because were grown up and take care of ourselves

youre starting to sound a lot like

(http://i.imgur.com/SaeETU8.png)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: White Rapper on April 13, 2015, 06:30:12 PM
It is almost like the people who are getting fatter are doing something (eating too much) and the people who are not are doing something different (unknown due to technological limitations but definitely not eating less).
 :jesse:


70% of people are fatties because food is more abundant than it has ever been in all of human history. The human body evolved in a period when food was not this abundant. It is very efficient at storing excess calories. Most people eat what they want whenever they want which has gotten much easier in the past 50 years.

But cooked food calories are different than uncooked food and also nuts are harder to digest than honey. This is the problem we should focus on. Once we know the exact honey to nut ratio everyone will stop being fat!
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Triggered by Pepe on April 13, 2015, 06:31:23 PM
You could have someone stay fat eating 1500 calories, while the guy next to him eats 1500 calories and loses weight.

This isn't true. Post a single scientific study that proves me wrong. While calories may not be an exact science every study has conclusively proven that calorie reduction results in weight loss. What you are saying defies the laws of thermodynamics. Mass cannot be created or destroyed.
:facepalm:

That isn't what I'm saying.

Take anyone and cut the food you give them and they will lose weight, that isn't being debated or argued. Stop being a fucking moron and read what is being said.

If you take two fatties that both weigh 500 lbs. And feed them both diets of 1500 calories and have them do the same exercise there is a very good chance that one may not lose as much weight (one stays fat) as the other simply because of reasons we don't scientifically understand.  Especially if all you do is look at calories going in and not what makes up those calories.

If you take two people, give them the same meals, the same portions and the same activities, you will get some differences, yes.

This difference would not make you a landwhale, you fucking retard.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: a bad guy on April 13, 2015, 06:34:45 PM
Thanks to this thread I bought a gym membership.  Thanks SS!
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on April 13, 2015, 06:36:44 PM
But cooked food calories are different than uncooked food and also nuts are harder to digest than honey. This is the problem we should focus on. Once we know the exact honey to nut ratio everyone will stop being fat!

weve figured it out, and its delicious

(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8368/8389630985_891edb2307.jpg)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: the woods on April 13, 2015, 06:55:26 PM
It is so easy, which is why 70% of the country is fat...

It really is so easy. There's a whole bunch of reasons people get fat here and it isn't that nutritional science hasn't figured out the exact workings of energy absorption, it's that we have it so good here that it's trivial to consume obscene quantities of food.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Immortan Trump on April 13, 2015, 07:13:44 PM
Ah yes the abundance of food of 2010s vs 1980s surely explains why people are so much fatter now.

Not to mention rich people throughout history being as fat as land whales are now what with their unlimited access to food. You guys have totally solved it.
 :nixon:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: food desert on April 13, 2015, 08:09:22 PM
Pretty sure every fat person I've met drinks a shit ton of soda or other sugary drinks. Replace the morning frappucino with black coffee, and soda with water and you could save a thousand calories a day easily.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: OSI on April 13, 2015, 08:55:52 PM
There has never been a study that proved a person can eat under 800 calories and maintain their weight.  It is as simple as calories in/calories out for 99.999% of the population. 

I understand what you're trying to stay, FF, but the fact of the matter is you're getting mocked and rightly so because of how you're trying to present the information.  Yes, a calorie from a honey bun is not the same as the calorie from a piece of lean turkey.  There's going to be a whole different chain of biochemical reactions regarding metabolism, insulin production, blood glucose, and other stuff based off what you put in yourself.

But, and I'll bold this for you:None of that shit matters when people routinely inflate their fucking guts to the tune of a thousand calories or more on a daily basis.

The problem with a lot of America is as much what they're eating with cheap, disposable calories being more available than ever before, the implosion of home making skills (including how to put together a meal with fresh ingredients), and a lack of activity on the part of a populace that, by and large, is more sedate than ever.  Combine that with modern America's sense of entitlement about "baby I'm born this way" and everyone being a Doctor of Tumblrology, and you've got the perfect storm.

The stuff you're talking about, the micro level of food science, matters to a tiny part of the population who consists of athletes and weight lifters taking it to the next level.  To Deshitvarious who starts his day with pineapple soda cause "man it got fruit innit", it doesn't matter.  To the 350lb tumblrina it doesn't matter because she'll use any amount of fat logic to justify her own self destructive behaviors.

You can argue with me if you want to on this, but as someone who dropped 75 pounds in a year I can state that the first 40 came off simply because I watched my calories and stopped eating out six days out of the fucking week. If you want to double down on this you're welcome to post a picture and put your money where your mouth is.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: The Floridian on April 13, 2015, 09:21:44 PM
You could have someone stay fat eating 1500 calories, while the guy next to him eats 1500 calories and loses weight.

(http://i.imgur.com/NUPtKGz.gif)

holy fuck This is the gayest shit I've read on SS. Keep this goony logic on SA you dumb faggot.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: OSI on April 13, 2015, 09:30:10 PM
You could have someone stay fat eating 1500 calories, while the guy next to him eats 1500 calories and loses weight.

(http://i.imgur.com/NUPtKGz.gif)

holy fuck This is the gayest shit I've read on SS. Keep this goony logic on SA you dumb faggot.

I missed that stupid shit holy fucking hell.

 :facepalm:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Immortan Trump on April 13, 2015, 09:57:49 PM
There has never been a study that proved a person can eat under 800 calories and maintain their weight.  It is as simple as calories in/calories out for 99.999% of the population. 

I understand what you're trying to stay, FF, but the fact of the matter is you're getting mocked and rightly so because of how you're trying to present the information.  Yes, a calorie from a honey bun is not the same as the calorie from a piece of lean turkey.  There's going to be a whole different chain of biochemical reactions regarding metabolism, insulin production, blood glucose, and other stuff based off what you put in yourself.

But, and I'll bold this for you:None of that shit matters when people routinely inflate their fucking guts to the tune of a thousand calories or more on a daily basis.

The problem with a lot of America is as much what they're eating with cheap, disposable calories being more available than ever before, the implosion of home making skills (including how to put together a meal with fresh ingredients), and a lack of activity on the part of a populace that, by and large, is more sedate than ever.  Combine that with modern America's sense of entitlement about "baby I'm born this way" and everyone being a Doctor of Tumblrology, and you've got the perfect storm.

The stuff you're talking about, the micro level of food science, matters to a tiny part of the population who consists of athletes and weight lifters taking it to the next level.  To Deshitvarious who starts his day with pineapple soda cause "man it got fruit innit", it doesn't matter.  To the 350lb tumblrina it doesn't matter because she'll use any amount of fat logic to justify her own self destructive behaviors.

You can argue with me if you want to on this, but as someone who dropped 75 pounds in a year I can state that the first 40 came off simply because I watched my calories and stopped eating out six days out of the fucking week. If you want to double down on this you're welcome to post a picture and put your money where your mouth is.
You faggots are as bad as D&D. I literally post links with studies backing up what I'm saying and you shit heels give personal anecdotes about how you lost weight dieting. Good for you, sorry what I posted triggered your weepy assholes so bad.

:bieber: Post pictures of how black I mean how skinny you are to validate what you're saying! :bieber:

That isn't what I'm discussing. Jesus fuck! I'm saying there are situations where it isn't as clear cut as you shit heads want to make it out.

I'm not arguing cut calories and you never lose weight. Read what I posted.

I'm saying you can have people cut calories and get different results between people that's all.

You crybaby faggots took it as defending hambeasts not dieting, or that it is an excuse to not get swole or ever workout at all.

Here's one some people pay the same price for college degree yet they have wildly different employment outcomes in the real world. Now please scream at me about how your degree allowed you to get a good job and that I should post my degree since I sound like an Arts major.

Fucking retards.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: tranny hatefucker on April 13, 2015, 10:10:29 PM
people's bodies are different thank you for this brilliant insight faggotflaps
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: OSI on April 13, 2015, 10:10:39 PM
That's actually the only rule that makes sense in Watch and Weight since it quickly weeds out tubby fucks practicing fatlogic.

In lieu of a picture please post the last time you saw your feet or dick assembly w/o the aid of a complex series of mirrors TIA.

That aside, you're not arguing "cut calories". You're pretending that someone can gain weight on 1500 calories outside of extenuating circumstances and who are we to judge and furthermore :goon:.

Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Immortan Trump on April 13, 2015, 10:27:40 PM
That's actually the only rule that makes sense in Watch and Weight since it quickly weeds out tubby fucks practicing fatlogic.

In lieu of a picture please post the last time you saw your feet or dick assembly w/o the aid of a complex series of mirrors TIA.

That aside, you're not arguing "cut calories". You're pretending that someone can gain weight on 1500 calories outside of extenuating circumstances and who are we to judge and furthermore :goon:.
Yes staying fat while others lose weight or lose more weight now means gain weight, truly you are a scholar.

Tell me again how fat you used to be and how that proves something. Talk about dicks more too you huge faggot.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: OSI on April 13, 2015, 10:36:40 PM
That's actually the only rule that makes sense in Watch and Weight since it quickly weeds out tubby fucks practicing fatlogic.

In lieu of a picture please post the last time you saw your feet or dick assembly w/o the aid of a complex series of mirrors TIA.

That aside, you're not arguing "cut calories". You're pretending that someone can gain weight on 1500 calories outside of extenuating circumstances and who are we to judge and furthermore :goon:.
Yes staying fat while others lose weight or lose more weight now means gain weight, truly you are a scholar.

Tell me again how fat you used to be and how that proves something. Talk about dicks more too you huge faggot.

I thought fat people were supposed to be jolly?
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: neat on April 13, 2015, 10:44:34 PM
Different results? Yeah on a deficit one person might lose 1lb/week and the other might lose 1.2lbs/week. That difference stems from individuals BMR.

Regardless, take a person with a legit thyroid issue and put them in a concentration camp (which is a Jewish fiction ofc) and hmm I wonder if they'll lose weight :umberto:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on April 13, 2015, 10:54:03 PM
Look at these fucking goons.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Nig Disliker on April 13, 2015, 10:57:49 PM
Liquid calories will creep up on a lot of fatties.  A fat girl who gets her daily frappucino is drinking 600 calories.  A goon who is doing some sick ass raids with his goonsquad who cleared a 24 pack of Mountain Dew in a weekend drank about 4,100 liquid calories.  In both cases, most of it is processed corn sugar.  I'm sure most of them don't really think much about how many calories they really drink but they also wonder why they gain about 5 pounds a year.  The fattie who can't get enough Starbucks probably drinks all kinds of girly drinks at the bar as well but hey, she eats salads religiously (lots of dressing of course) and does a half assed run on the treadmill three times a week so she can't comprehend why she is still gaining weight.

Most fat people would be surprised if they honestly tabulated how many calories they consume each day.  It is possible for someone's metabolism to be so shot that it doesn't take them much to gain weight but they likely consume hundreds or thousands more calories then they really think.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on April 13, 2015, 11:06:07 PM
The only way for a man to eat 1500 calories and to stay fat is if he measures less than 5'1" and weighs about or less than 100 pounds. And do absolutely no exercise or walking or anything that could burn calories outside of the most basic TDEE

In other words, you need to be a fucking midget and you'll still be only slightly chubby if you eat 1500 calories a day and do fuck all else

I don't think you got those flaps because you ate too much fish, fatty
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on April 14, 2015, 02:08:05 AM
Dear god stop.  It's true: eat less and move more and you'll lose weight,  maybe not at  the same rate as your friend, but you will.  If you don't, eat even less and move even more. This is not hard stop needlessly complicating shit you fat faggot.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rape Artist on April 14, 2015, 02:48:13 AM
Jesus fuck! I'm saying there are situations where it isn't as clear cut as you shit heads want to make it out.

I'm not arguing cut calories and you never lose weight. Read what I posted.

I'm saying you can have people cut calories and get different results between people that's all.

SS: Fatties should eat less!
You: Yes but here are studies that prove that calories aren't an exact science
SS: counterpoint, no one gives a shit and that has nothing to do with the obesity epidemic
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Hogbox on April 14, 2015, 03:32:47 AM
:bieber: Post pictures of how black I mean how skinny you are to validate what you're saying! :bieber:


Sedanchair alt spotted?

Now pretending to be thin (and black) instead of fat (and white).

He must find it exhilarating to be able to use wrongthink words like 'faggot'.


Dinstuffmyfatfuckingfacewithnuthin!


Since dieticians (the term which requires a degree in medicine) can't agree on an ideal diet for humans, the idea that 'nutritionists' (the term which any cunt can apply to themselves) have any insight to offer, ever, is laughable.

MSM reporting on 'new information' regarding health is also not worth listening to, ever. It's like picking a single thread out of a rope thick enough to moor an oil tanker and claiming that THIS is the vital thread. Not just food - all the causes/cures cancer bullshit, do free radicals harm the body, or are they part of immune defense? etc etc.

Which leads back to the basics that everyone knows. Eat less, exercise more. You will lose weight. No exceptions.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Got Milk? on April 14, 2015, 06:25:00 AM
People have been lazy forever, but you have to admit the modern world has enabled us to be lazier. Twenty years ago if I wanted to rent a movie I had to go to the video store. Even if you drive there, the act of physically walking to your car and walking around the video store burns more calories than clicking rent on iTunes. That's just a recent example, everything form banking to shopping for an outfit can be done from the comfort of home now. This is why I think your "There was the same amount of food in the 1980s" comment was off the mark.

As long as we're talking about studies, I suggest you do some reading on how much screentime the average person has since the 1980s, because that has a lot to do with how fat society has gotten. A lazy person in 1975 had to leave their house for some things. A lazy person in 2015 does not. Our lives are too easy. That's why we're fat. We're like big fat pussycats that laze around the house all day.

Portion sizes have increased too, I mean, if you ate McDonald's in the 70s, you were getting a much smaller meal than you would get today. I don't disagree that food science is more complicated the calories in/calories out, but it's pretty hard to ignore the obvious connection between our increasingly lazy lifestyle and increased calorie consumption, (two things we factually know have increased exponentially over the last 20-30 years via statistics) and the fact that the weight of the average human being in the western world has gone up 20-30 pounds, (again backed up by statistics). Muscle is heavier than fat, but if you're not as active as you used to be, that weight ain't muscle, son.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: bigperm on April 14, 2015, 09:25:36 AM
The differences in individual metabolisms are not so extreme that two people on the same diet could differ in weight by 100+ pounds, unless there's some severe disorder involved.

The simple fact of the matter is, unless you have some rare disease, maintaining a weight of 300+ pounds requires well over 4000 calories a day, even doing jack shit and having a slow, normal metabolism.

There has never been a study that proved a person can eat under 800 calories and maintain their weight.  It is as simple as calories in/calories out for 99.999% of the population. 

But, and I'll bold this for you:None of that shit matters when people routinely inflate their fucking guts to the tune of a thousand calories or more on a daily basis.

The problem with a lot of America is as much what they're eating with cheap, disposable calories being more available than ever before, the implosion of home making skills (including how to put together a meal with fresh ingredients), and a lack of activity on the part of a populace that, by and large, is more sedate than ever. 

Ding Ding Ding, We have a winner. If you want to drop pounds, here's 3 easy rules to get you 90% of the way there:

1. Stop drinking sugary drinks. That means pop with sugar, juice, energy drinks etc. You should get as few of your calories from liquids as possible, especially sugar water like this crap. Beer as well you should cut back on. Definitely not an everyday drink.

2. Stop eating out so often

3. Stop buying so much processed food. That garbage is designed to make you eat as much as possible, so they can sell more. Buy real food, it's not that expensive. I don't mean go all organic or free-range or whatever. It's as simple as buying food, not everything pre-made.

Follow those rules, and it's a struggle NOT to be a healthy weight. You don't even have to exercise, really. If you avoid guzzling liquid sugar, and eat real food, you have to stuff yourself all the time to really pack on the pounds.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on April 14, 2015, 10:30:48 AM
lol get a load of this fat fucking sow I found

(http://i.imgur.com/G4StDkF.jpg)

I hope she's on the first floor cause if not she's about to crash through the ceiling. Try a salad sometime, Ozma Jr.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: tranny hatefucker on April 14, 2015, 10:38:21 AM
lol faggot
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on April 14, 2015, 10:40:51 AM
she's arching her back, sucking her gut in and yet she still has flab coming out. she's definitely overweight borderline if not actually obese just look at that arm fat on the right. look at her fucking face.

you want to bang fat chicks, whatever, but stop pretending they are not fat to feel better


when we're talking about the normalization of obesity, it's thanks to people like you who go 'no baby you're not fat you're perfect (please suck my dick) :unparsons:


not to mention lmao at trying to get validation from swole cru at your spank bank material (hint: too fat, not tranny enough)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: tranny hatefucker on April 14, 2015, 10:45:11 AM
gr8 b8 m8
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Ghostse on April 14, 2015, 11:56:58 AM
she's arching her back, sucking her gut in and yet she still has flab coming out. she's definitely overweight borderline if not actually obese just look at that arm fat on the right.

Concur.
She's also not just sucking in her gut, she's bending to one side ever so slightly, and angling the camera + lighting to try to make it look like she has a little bitty waist and round thing for your face. She is also using her non-camera hand to hold up her bra - take it off, and she's going to have nippes down her belly button. You can also see stretchmarks or cellulite on her left thigh,

She looks pretty good from that angle, don't get me wrong, but years of internet dating has trained me to detect stealth fatties.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: White Rapper on April 14, 2015, 12:15:58 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/s7hqEZb.png)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Wu-Tang Tran on April 14, 2015, 12:51:13 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/SaeETU8.png)

Fatventure time!  Come on grab your friends...
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Chael P Sonnen on April 14, 2015, 01:08:11 PM
my hot take : shes kinda tubby but i would skeet all over her titties tho
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Tranny Feet on April 14, 2015, 01:32:34 PM
"Fun" is the correct term. She looks like she'd be fun.

Yeah, you wouldn't make a beeline for her in the bar at any time before 11.30 and you probably wouldn't want to turn up at a wedding reception with her on your arm but it's unlikely to be an experience you'd regret.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Triggered by Pepe on April 14, 2015, 01:36:16 PM
my hot take : shes kinda tubby but i would skeet all over her titties tho

I'm starting to think most guys here would skeet over everything that has real tits, to be honest. The whole standing with her feet really far apart so her thighs don't touch is also kinda funny.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Got Milk? on April 14, 2015, 01:40:58 PM
She's the kind of girl, you know, you're not gonna nail that down or marry her or anything, but you're gonna make a booty call a couple times a month to play with those titties because you're single and you're only going to be sitting on your ass playing xbox that night anyway. Having a few women like that on speed dial are gonna make or break your college years. I pity anyone who has never experienced the "crazy-assed fuck-buddy who you wouldn't bring home to mom but has a nice rack or ass and will let you do whatever you want to her because she has daddy issues" when they were in their early 20s. That shit is way better than having a steady girlfriend when you're 21.

my hot take : shes kinda tubby but i would skeet all over her titties tho

I'm starting to think most guys here would skeet over everything that has real tits, to be honest. The whole standing with her feet really far apart so her thighs don't touch is also kinda funny.

AKA most guys here are straight.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Triggered by Pepe on April 14, 2015, 01:53:23 PM
my hot take : shes kinda tubby but i would skeet all over her titties tho

I'm starting to think most guys here would skeet over everything that has real tits, to be honest. The whole standing with her feet really far apart so her thighs don't touch is also kinda funny.

AKA most guys here are straight.

I've got higher standards. :colbert: If you're not weighing a girl before you're fucking her, you're doing something wrong IMO

that last past was obviously a joke
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Got Milk? on April 14, 2015, 03:13:35 PM
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-04-14/kind-bars-aren-t-healthy-enough-for-healthy-label-fda-says

See this is what's wrong with labeling guidelines. I've never eaten kind bars before, but a bar made out of nuts with ten grams of protein and 3.5 grams of fat is totally better for you than a rice cake marketed as healthy with 1 gram of fat, very little protein and a bunch of carbs and salt.

It's almost as if you can't rely on the government to babysit you and tell you what to eat.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Professor of Niggerology on April 14, 2015, 03:16:51 PM
she's arching her back, sucking her gut in and yet she still has flab coming out. she's definitely overweight borderline if not actually obese just look at that arm fat on the right. look at her fucking face.

you want to bang fat chicks, whatever, but stop pretending they are not fat to feel better


when we're talking about the normalization of obesity, it's thanks to people like you who go 'no baby you're not fat you're perfect (please suck my dick) :unparsons:


not to mention lmao at trying to get validation from swole cru at your spank bank material (hint: too fat, not tranny enough)
seriously she has fucking love handles ffs
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: tender of the rape garden on April 14, 2015, 03:25:39 PM
Eating a full bucket of fried chicken and chasing it down with a three liter bottle of Coke and a whole Black Forest gâteau isn't some intractable biological thermodynamics problem where you need to be exact to a single calorie and take into account differences in metabolism etc. The simple truth is if you don't eat like a big greedy fat cunt, you won't end up obese. The calories on labels are there as a guideline and even if they're off by plus or minus 100 calories, it's not going to make any fucking difference to someone who is significantly overweight given the calories they have to take in to sustain their heft - if some whale is consuming 5000 calories per day, whether she drops to 2000 or 2500 is irrelevant: she's going to lose weight. Differences of a few hundred calories only become significant when you're trying to shift "difficult" pounds i.e. those little pockets of fat that don't become noticeable as persistent until you're already in pretty good shape. None of that applies to any of the fucking eatbeasts we're talking about.

And I'm not worried about my kids. Kids are malleable and dumb as fuck. If you can get a hold of little Jimmy the minute he can talk and have him fully inculcated with Nazi Party doctrine before he starts little school, I'm pretty sure you can teach him that apples are good and refined sugar is absolute shite you should only have in moderation. Teaching kids to love sports and filling your house with grapes and shit instead of fucking Hershey bars and Doritos isn't difficult.

It is so easy, which is why 70% of the country is fat...

Because it requires self-control, which our modern society likes to pretend doesn't exist.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rocket on April 14, 2015, 03:27:23 PM
she's arching her back, sucking her gut in and yet she still has flab coming out. she's definitely overweight borderline if not actually obese just look at that arm fat on the right. look at her fucking face.

you want to bang fat chicks, whatever, but stop pretending they are not fat to feel better


when we're talking about the normalization of obesity, it's thanks to people like you who go 'no baby you're not fat you're perfect (please suck my dick) :unparsons:


not to mention lmao at trying to get validation from swole cru at your spank bank material (hint: too fat, not tranny enough)
seriously she has fucking love handles ffs
A black man who doesn't like a thick chick. Weird.

Anyway, I know you guys all date supermodels. Sorry. I just said she was normal but I guess is the creature from the black lagoon. You faggots can't even appreciate motorboatable titties.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: White Rapper on April 14, 2015, 04:11:06 PM
she's arching her back, sucking her gut in and yet she still has flab coming out. she's definitely overweight borderline if not actually obese just look at that arm fat on the right. look at her fucking face.

you want to bang fat chicks, whatever, but stop pretending they are not fat to feel better


when we're talking about the normalization of obesity, it's thanks to people like you who go 'no baby you're not fat you're perfect (please suck my dick) :unparsons:


not to mention lmao at trying to get validation from swole cru at your spank bank material (hint: too fat, not tranny enough)
seriously she has fucking love handles ffs
A black man who doesn't like a thick chick. Weird.

Anyway, I know you guys all date supermodels. Sorry. I just said she was normal but I guess is the creature from the black lagoon. You faggots can't even appreciate motorboatable titties.

There is this entire sub-group on dating sites that is just fit people looking for other fit people to hook up with. You will know you found the right person when they want you to send a picture with today's date in it and offer to do the same.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Danger-Weiner on April 14, 2015, 04:17:09 PM
lol get a load of this fat fucking sow I found

(http://i.imgur.com/G4StDkF.jpg)

I hope she's on the first floor cause if not she's about to crash through the ceiling. Try a salad sometime, Ozma Jr.

lmao wtf this girl is not "fat", she's on the more slender side of thick and is definitley not skinny or thin but she's not even plump or chubby

she has a dumb face but holy hell if you wouldn't tear that up then you are a homosexual

edit: not directed at RA, just at everyone else even those of you who "would still bang her even though she's fat" :rolleyes:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on April 14, 2015, 04:33:06 PM
It would appear that individual tastes differ.   :joe:

While we're all contributing I'll say she has some pooch there and I don't trust that wonderbra at all but I'd still happily hit it more than once.  At her place.  Using a fake name, of course.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: White Rapper on April 14, 2015, 04:38:51 PM
lol get a load of this fat fucking sow I found

(http://i.imgur.com/G4StDkF.jpg)

I hope she's on the first floor cause if not she's about to crash through the ceiling. Try a salad sometime, Ozma Jr.

lmao wtf this girl is not "fat", she's on the more slender side of thick and is definitley not skinny or thin but she's not even plump or chubby

she has a dumb face but holy hell if you wouldn't tear that up then you are a homosexual

edit: not directed at RA, just at everyone else even those of you who "would still bang her even though she's fat" :rolleyes:

Fat is usually used as shorthand for overweight or obese. At the very least she is overweight if not obese.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Danger-Weiner on April 14, 2015, 04:52:57 PM
she is not overweight

she'll probably plump up later in life, becoming dumpy and slovenly, especially if she has children, she has that soft look of timebomb genetics, but in that moment in that photo there's nothing wrong with her
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: White Rapper on April 14, 2015, 05:51:55 PM
she is not overweight

she'll probably plump up later in life, becoming dumpy and slovenly, especially if she has children, she has that soft look of timebomb genetics, but in that moment in that photo there's nothing wrong with her

(http://biomed.brown.edu/Courses/BI108/BI108_2007_Groups/group01/bmi.jpg)

Which number on this chart does she most resemble?
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rape Artist on April 14, 2015, 05:53:48 PM
realtalk, if that chick doesn't give you a boner yore a faggot
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: tranny hatefucker on April 14, 2015, 05:54:13 PM
This fucking forum sometimes mane
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: White Rapper on April 14, 2015, 06:01:21 PM
realtalk, if that chick doesn't give you a boner yore a faggot

The medical classifications for overweight and obesity are not about erection induction they are based on height and weight. No matter how many times you fuck her or how good at sucking dick she is that doesn't change her BMI or the risk factors associated with being overweight. Unless you are claiming your penis cures diabetes.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: tranny hatefucker on April 14, 2015, 06:03:49 PM
lol brother whipping.out the medical classifications now oh lawd
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: neat on April 14, 2015, 06:29:19 PM
lol get a load of this fat fucking sow I found

(http://i.imgur.com/G4StDkF.jpg)

I hope she's on the first floor cause if not she's about to crash through the ceiling. Try a salad sometime, Ozma Jr.

lmao wtf this girl is not "fat", she's on the more slender side of thick and is definitley not skinny or thin but she's not even plump or chubby

she has a dumb face but holy hell if you wouldn't tear that up then you are a homosexual

edit: not directed at RA, just at everyone else even those of you who "would still bang her even though she's fat" :rolleyes:

If you guys wanna bang fat chicks like this then more power to you but lmbo at the self-deception in thinking this chick isnt fat :shrug:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rape Artist on April 14, 2015, 06:32:15 PM
lol get a load of this fat fucking sow I found

(http://i.imgur.com/G4StDkF.jpg)

I hope she's on the first floor cause if not she's about to crash through the ceiling. Try a salad sometime, Ozma Jr.

lmao wtf this girl is not "fat", she's on the more slender side of thick and is definitley not skinny or thin but she's not even plump or chubby

she has a dumb face but holy hell if you wouldn't tear that up then you are a homosexual

edit: not directed at RA, just at everyone else even those of you who "would still bang her even though she's fat" :rolleyes:

If you guys wanna bang fat chicks like this then more power to you but lmbo at the self-deception in thinking this chick isnt fat :shrug:

fat: yes
will get fatter: yes
fuckability status: WOULD
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Wu-Tang Tran on April 14, 2015, 07:07:50 PM
Unless you are claiming your penis cures diabetes.

Guess I found my new pickup line next time I go chubby chasin.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on April 14, 2015, 11:35:59 PM
You could have someone stay fat eating 1500 calories, while the guy next to him eats 1500 calories and loses weight.

This isn't true. Post a single scientific study that proves me wrong. While calories may not be an exact science every study has conclusively proven that calorie reduction results in weight loss. What you are saying defies the laws of thermodynamics. Mass cannot be created or destroyed.
:facepalm:

That isn't what I'm saying.

Take anyone and cut the food you give them and they will lose weight, that isn't being debated or argued. Stop being a fucking moron and read what is being said.

If you take two fatties that both weigh 500 lbs. And feed them both diets of 1500 calories and have them do the same exercise there is a very good chance that one may not lose as much weight (one stays fat) as the other simply because of reasons we don't scientifically understand.  Especially if all you do is look at calories going in and not what makes up those calories.



Take two people who weigh 500 lbs, give them the exact same 1500 calorie diet and watch them lose weight almost exactly lock step.  Do genetics matter?  Yes clearly, but only at the absolute top end of human athletics.  When you're 500 fucking lbs, genetics matter very little in comparison to the shit you shove down your gullet. 

The human body MUST follow the laws of thermodynamics.  Human metabolisms do not vary that much (a top end metabolism may burn 300 calories a day more than a low end metabolism) so the genetics argument is essentially bullshit when you consider that these fatasses are consuming upwards of 6000 calories a day.  At that level 300 calories is one single candy bar, which is nothing for these people. 
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rocket on April 15, 2015, 12:33:07 AM
Curiously enough, I think she's a 5 on that chart.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on April 15, 2015, 01:52:07 AM
None of you faggots are saying she's a perfect 10 and none are saying that she's too ugly to sleep with.

(Except maybe cis scum, but he doesn't count.)

So what in the pantsshitting fuck are you even slapfighting about? :facepalm:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Danger-Weiner on April 15, 2015, 04:01:12 AM
she is not overweight

she'll probably plump up later in life, becoming dumpy and slovenly, especially if she has children, she has that soft look of timebomb genetics, but in that moment in that photo there's nothing wrong with her

(http://biomed.brown.edu/Courses/BI108/BI108_2007_Groups/group01/bmi.jpg)

Which number on this chart does she most resemble?

high 4 low 5, on her way to a 6 within five years
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rocket on April 15, 2015, 07:22:19 AM
None of you faggots are saying she's a perfect 10 and none are saying that she's too ugly to sleep with.

(Except maybe cis scum, but he doesn't count.)

So what in the pantsshitting fuck are you even slapfighting about? :facepalm:
Some people, or races, simply must fight.

"Wherever I am, I must also slapfight."
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: OSI on April 15, 2015, 10:16:15 AM
I didnt think this thread could get better after fishflaps waddled out of here to eat his feelings but SS didn't disappoint.

 :nixon:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Immortan Trump on April 15, 2015, 10:53:33 AM
Take two people who weigh 500 lbs, give them the exact same 1500 calorie diet and watch them lose weight almost exactly lock step.  Do genetics matter?  Yes clearly, but only at the absolute top end of human athletics.  When you're 500 fucking lbs, genetics matter very little in comparison to the shit you shove down your gullet. 

The human body MUST follow the laws of thermodynamics.  Human metabolisms do not vary that much (a top end metabolism may burn 300 calories a day more than a low end metabolism) so the genetics argument is essentially bullshit when you consider that these fatasses are consuming upwards of 6000 calories a day.  At that level 300 calories is one single candy bar, which is nothing for these people.

Yeah and science is saying it isn't that fucking simple. That genetics in many cases plays no fucking part because it isn't even just your body digesting on its own.

For the last time I'm not arguing against THERMODYNAMICS you fucking morons.

You can have a fat person eat 1500 calories and the calories work out to 1800 calories because the microbes in their guts make the digestion more efficient and what they are eating is super easy to digest.

Meanwhile another person eats 1500 calories and it ends up being closer to 1200 calories absorbed because what they ate is actually more difficult to process and they have different gut microbes.

Even if you adjust for controls which is what the studies showed in mice, the gut microbes affected weight gain and weight loss depending on what microbes were present. Also it depends on if you cook the food vs eat it raw.  A steamed carrot vs a cooked carrot can basically measure the same about of calories in a lab but when actually digested are quite different because of what happens to the proteins of the food.

You fucking retards are trying to argue that 1800=1200. Because you don't understand what I'm saying.
 :facepalm:

Nobody except the strawman in your minds is trying to argue that being fat is healthy, that not cutting calories (dont eat at anything at all :smug:) won't cause you to lose weight.

At no point did I say the fatties couldn't just cut more calories if they aren't losing enough weight. Just that there is an explanation in some cases as to why some people can do everything right and not lose as much as the person next to them or even plateau way earlier than other people.

By the way, any of you that wouldn't want to nail that chubby chick are unquestionably gay.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: tranny hatefucker on April 15, 2015, 11:03:23 AM
lmbo gut microbes
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on April 15, 2015, 11:09:12 AM
                               GUT MICROBES IS WHY IM FAT
                                                   :say:
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7vd5hsoGf1rcqc9io1_400.gif)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: The Floridian on April 15, 2015, 11:22:44 AM
realtalk, if that chick doesn't give you a boner yore a faggot

The picture doesn't give me a boner but I still would her in person   :jesse:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: blasting_asshole on April 15, 2015, 11:29:52 AM
If you converted her into a gym rat or 2-3 times a week jogger who doesn't stop for any "brisk-walks" she'd be wife material. Five or six hours a week would be the difference between "happy future" and "cake eating cat woman." Right now, she's balanced right in the middle of the fulcrum.

The teeter-totter that is her weight is gonna fall to one side or another and fall hard.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Coyote Attic on April 15, 2015, 01:24:10 PM

You can have a fat person eat 1500 calories and the calories work out to 1800 calories

What? If a person eats 1500 cals, they're not going to magic another 300 calories out of nowhere.

I will agree that some people, due to poor digestion, will get less out of their food, but you can't make up calories out of thin (hahaha) air.

I'll bet you just FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE too.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Immortan Trump on April 15, 2015, 02:05:33 PM
What? If a person eats 1500 cals, they're not going to magic another 300 calories out of nowhere.

I will agree that some people, due to poor digestion, will get less out of their food, but you can't make up calories out of thin (hahaha) air.

I'll bet you just FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE too.

Bear with me now since you can understand the idea of malabsorption of calories, there is also the reverse where a person (AKA fat people) are better at pulling nutritional content from food than other people.

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-do-food-manufacturers/

A calorie is a basic measurement of how much energy something contains. We determine how much energy something contains by how much it can heat up water when you burn it...

Now I don't know about you, but last time I checked humans didn't work like a furnace and literally burn food to heat water, we absorb nutrients from the food through the linings of our guts. The USDA uses a round about system to try to get around this basic issue but still uses averages obtained by burning shit to see how many calories it contains.

Frying an egg vs a raw egg doesn't do much to effectively lower the measured calorie count but denaturing the proteins in the egg changes how well we absorb the nutrients from the egg.   This is why a slice of white bread and a slice of wheat bread can have the same calorie count but the white bread is worse for you because the calories in it are easily absorbed, while your body has to expend a few calories to digest the components in the wheat bread. Raw carrots and veggies vs steamed veggies are the same issue. I got flack for saying this earlier but nuts have the same problems too. They burn really well but when you try to eat them they can require more effort to digest or are impossible to break down enough to get the rated calorie amount per serving out of them.

Again none of this excuses people eating 4000 calories a day and slamming down 64oz of soda and blaming their blubber on being big boned. Or is it saying eat a jar of peanuts because LOL negative calories!

It was merely my horribly failed attempt to try to educate that there are times when some fat people do everything right and stay fatter than  :madgoon: THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS  :madgoon: says they should be.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on April 15, 2015, 02:19:04 PM
there are times when some fat people do everything right and stay fatter than  :madgoon: THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS  :madgoon: says they should be.

In other words IM FAT AND ITS NOT MY FAULT, MUH GENETICS

(http://gfor3.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/a+bottle+of+cold+genetics+on+a+warm+day_a7385d_4885963.jpg)

lol you fat fuck if you spent as much time lifting as you did justifying your fatness you wouldnt be fat anymore
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on April 15, 2015, 02:20:08 PM
What? If a person eats 1500 cals, they're not going to magic another 300 calories out of nowhere.

I will agree that some people, due to poor digestion, will get less out of their food, but you can't make up calories out of thin (hahaha) air.

I'll bet you just FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE too.

Bear with me now since you can understand the idea of malabsorption of calories, there is also the reverse where a person (AKA fat people) are better at pulling nutritional content from food than other people.

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-do-food-manufacturers/

A calorie is a basic measurement of how much energy something contains. We determine how much energy something contains by how much it can heat up water when you burn it...

Now I don't know about you, but last time I checked humans didn't work like a furnace and literally burn food to heat water, we absorb nutrients from the food through the linings of our guts. The USDA uses a round about system to try to get around this basic issue but still uses averages obtained by burning shit to see how many calories it contains.

Frying an egg vs a raw egg doesn't do much to effectively lower the measured calorie count but denaturing the proteins in the egg changes how well we absorb the nutrients from the egg.   This is why a slice of white bread and a slice of wheat bread can have the same calorie count but the white bread is worse for you because the calories in it are easily absorbed, while your body has to expend a few calories to digest the components in the wheat bread. Raw carrots and veggies vs steamed veggies are the same issue. I got flack for saying this earlier but nuts have the same problems too. They burn really well but when you try to eat them they can require more effort to digest or are impossible to break down enough to get the rated calorie amount per serving out of them.

Again none of this excuses people eating 4000 calories a day and slamming down 64oz of soda and blaming their blubber on being big boned. Or is it saying eat a jar of peanuts because LOL negative calories!

It was merely my horribly failed attempt to try to educate that there are times when some fat people do everything right and stay fatter than  :madgoon: THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS  :madgoon: says they should be.

~law of thermodynamic~~ shouldn't make you fatter than you expect. the calorie and protein counts of a raw vs uncooked egg are equivalent, but 50% of a raw egg protein is digested vs 91% of a cooked. http://jn.nutrition.org/content/128/10/1716.full (http://jn.nutrition.org/content/128/10/1716.full)

if you're going off of calorie counts then you would be overestimating your intake since nutrition labels aren't corrected for inefficiencies of the human body.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: White Rapper on April 15, 2015, 02:36:58 PM
What? If a person eats 1500 cals, they're not going to magic another 300 calories out of nowhere.

I will agree that some people, due to poor digestion, will get less out of their food, but you can't make up calories out of thin (hahaha) air.

I'll bet you just FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE too.

Bear with me now since you can understand the idea of malabsorption of calories, there is also the reverse where a person (AKA fat people) are better at pulling nutritional content from food than other people.

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-do-food-manufacturers/

A calorie is a basic measurement of how much energy something contains. We determine how much energy something contains by how much it can heat up water when you burn it...

Now I don't know about you, but last time I checked humans didn't work like a furnace and literally burn food to heat water, we absorb nutrients from the food through the linings of our guts. The USDA uses a round about system to try to get around this basic issue but still uses averages obtained by burning shit to see how many calories it contains.

Frying an egg vs a raw egg doesn't do much to effectively lower the measured calorie count but denaturing the proteins in the egg changes how well we absorb the nutrients from the egg.   This is why a slice of white bread and a slice of wheat bread can have the same calorie count but the white bread is worse for you because the calories in it are easily absorbed, while your body has to expend a few calories to digest the components in the wheat bread. Raw carrots and veggies vs steamed veggies are the same issue. I got flack for saying this earlier but nuts have the same problems too. They burn really well but when you try to eat them they can require more effort to digest or are impossible to break down enough to get the rated calorie amount per serving out of them.

Again none of this excuses people eating 4000 calories a day and slamming down 64oz of soda and blaming their blubber on being big boned. Or is it saying eat a jar of peanuts because LOL negative calories!

It was merely my horribly failed attempt to try to educate that there are times when some fat people do everything right and stay fatter than  :madgoon: THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS  :madgoon: says they should be.

The human body does in fact burn food it just uses stomach acid instead of fire. Food is burned to measure the maximum potential energy present in the compound. Dissolving a substance using acid is the same process it just occurs slower. In a fire the molecule is broken down due to heat exciting the bonds between each atom. Acid breaks the bonds chemically by reacting with the compound and breaking the bonds. While it is possible to extract less caloric energy chemically than burning it is not possible to extract more.

Braking down a substance and extracting more potential energy from it than you started with would be a violation of the first law of thermodynamics. This magic fatty would be a potential source of unlimited energy. Every government in the world would be hunting them down to dissect them and discover their secret to energy and/or matter creation.

Your entire point is that the calculation of calories is not 100% completely exact. You are trying to use minuscule rounding errors to amount to hundreds of calories different. That is not what the article you linked says. At best the calculation for 1000 calories worth of food will be off by 15-25 calories. That rounding error applies equally to land whales and normal humans.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: White Rapper on April 15, 2015, 02:38:15 PM
there are times when some fat people do everything right and stay fatter than  :madgoon: THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS  :madgoon: says they should be.

In other words IM FAT AND ITS NOT MY FAULT, MUH GENETICS

(http://gfor3.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/a+bottle+of+cold+genetics+on+a+warm+day_a7385d_4885963.jpg)


lol you fat fuck if you spent as much time lifting as you did justifying your fatness you wouldnt be fat anymore

(http://i.imgur.com/eiURJd8.jpg)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Babomb on April 15, 2015, 02:53:50 PM
there are times when some fat people do everything right and stay fatter than  :madgoon: THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS  :madgoon: says they should be.

In other words IM FAT AND ITS NOT MY FAULT, MUH GENETICS

(http://gfor3.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/a+bottle+of+cold+genetics+on+a+warm+day_a7385d_4885963.jpg)

lol you fat fuck if you spent as much time lifting as you did justifying your fatness you wouldnt be fat anymore

holy shit, who taught a whale how to use a fridge?
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Immortan Trump on April 15, 2015, 03:01:04 PM
The human body does in fact burn food it just uses stomach acid instead of fire. Food is burned to measure the maximum potential energy present in the compound. Dissolving a substance using acid is the same process it just occurs slower. In a fire the molecule is broken down due to heat exciting the bonds between each atom. Acid breaks the bonds chemically by reacting with the compound and breaking the bonds. While it is possible to extract less caloric energy chemically than burning it is not possible to extract more.

Braking down a substance and extracting more potential energy from it than you started with would be a violation of the first law of thermodynamics. This magic fatty would be a potential source of unlimited energy. Every government in the world would be hunting them down to dissect them and discover their secret to energy and/or matter creation.

Your entire point is that the calculation of calories is not 100% completely exact. You are trying to use minuscule rounding errors to amount to hundreds of calories different. That is not what the article you linked says. At best the calculation for 1000 calories worth of food will be off by 15-25 calories. That rounding error applies equally to land whales and normal humans.

Yes this was the accepted scientific consensus and now it is has changed when they realized that burning it really only shows how much energy it releases when burned. It doesn't help that digesting food doesn't do the same thing chemically as burning it.

Burning a brick of C4 totally shows how much energy it has in it.  :rolleyes: I can't help you if you can't see that just burning something is a terrible fucking way to determine the energy content of it.

We cannot digest cellulose but herbivores and termites can based on specific gut bacteria. Meaning they can MAGICALLY derive nutrition from something we say doesn't have useful calories. It is already being studied how different gut bacteria can make people fatter or skinnier based on how we treated people for Crohn's disease and c-diff infections after they received shit transplants.

Again the USDA labels calories of food based on averages added together. 98.6F (another magical average) is the maximum temperature for people to run and anything over it doesn't mean they always have a fever.  People can extract more calories from food than the labeled value. This isn't a hard concept to understand.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rape Artist on April 15, 2015, 03:16:09 PM
this is the gayest argument since that drug war spergout
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Tranny Feet on April 15, 2015, 03:17:32 PM
None of this shit is relevant to the vast majority of fat motherfuckers we're talking about. People aren't 300lbs because the labels on their nightly pints of Ben & Jerry's are off by 15%.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Immortan Trump on April 15, 2015, 03:28:11 PM
None of this shit is relevant to the vast majority of fat motherfuckers we're talking about. People aren't 300lbs because the labels on their nightly pints of Ben & Jerry's are off by 15%.

Yup and I'm dropping it.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on April 15, 2015, 03:32:17 PM
None of this shit is relevant to the vast majority of fat motherfuckers we're talking about. People aren't 300lbs because the labels on their nightly pints of Ben & Jerry's are off by 15%.

Yup and I'm dropping it.

if only it was a bowl of fried chicken, then you wouldn't let go until it was done
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Babomb on April 15, 2015, 03:33:10 PM
None of this shit is relevant to the vast majority of fat motherfuckers we're talking about. People aren't 300lbs because the labels on their nightly pints of Ben & Jerry's are off by 15%.
people are 300 lbs because they lack self control or simply don't care about their body.

Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Immortan Trump on April 15, 2015, 03:34:39 PM
if only it was a bowl of fried chicken, then you wouldn't let go until it was done

Like fat people use bowls, that means they have to go get one, which means it had to have been cleaned at some point and then put away...

They just eat it out of the bucket like a fucking farm animal.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Carbpoole on April 15, 2015, 04:01:59 PM
if only it was a bowl of fried chicken, then you wouldn't let go until it was done

Like fat people use bowls, that means they have to go get one, which means it had to have been cleaned at some point and then put away...

They just eat it out of the bucket like a fucking farm animal.

Maybe they just use bowls like a Chinaman, don't be a racist.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on April 15, 2015, 04:30:11 PM

Muh genetics!  Muh condishuns!


A hamplanet that does everything right and still remains fat is either a walking singularity where shit goes in and doesn't come out or they are fucking lying their ass off about how much they eat or workout. 

If you eat below your TDEE, YOU WILL LOSE WEIGHT!  Conversely, if you eat above your TDEE you will gain weight.  Human metabolisms literally do not vary like you think they do.  The fact is these people are obese because they are consuming enormous fucking quantities of food that would have normal people, even bodybuilders who are bulking, throwing up from eating too much. 

In short, fats gonna fat.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Nig Disliker on April 15, 2015, 05:03:35 PM
I don't think things like gut flora and shot adrenals should be discounted but I think a lot of fat people need to look into more dieting and exercise before they get to that point.  I think a lot of it gets exaggerated by people, especially if they're 20%+ BF.  If you have 8% body fat and you want to get down to 5% BF for a bodybuilding competition, I think that would be the time to really look into those things.  If you're 75 pounds overweight, cutting out sugar and getting more exercise are your top priorities.  Don't worry about taking $50 worth of probiotics a month until you get that shit down pat at first.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rape Artist on April 15, 2015, 05:25:09 PM
No one should try to lose weight because some people digest food with a 5% variance
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Embedded YouTube Journo on April 15, 2015, 05:45:11 PM
the problem (and i'm not saying problem in the sense of "its hard and therefore you shouldn't do it, simply stating a difficulty) with changing diet is that people have no actual clue how much they're eating.  The human brain is incredibly malleable and constantly "adjusts" what it considers normal.  Do something long enough and its no longer 'eating less/extra' it's "a normal amount of food"

Fatty McLardo started eating 1200 calories a day when they were 10, upped it to 3000 by 16 and now at 400lbs i hovering around 4000 a day.  They "diet" by cutting back to 2500, but still continue gaining weight, just a little slower than before (or they think they cut that much but end up eating a snickers here, an ice cream there and don't actually cut anything, sometimes even eat more)

you gotta keep a diet going long enough to 'set' that as your new normal and get below your actual daily requirement, then the fat starts rolling off.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on April 15, 2015, 05:51:09 PM
I understand with the general sentiment of your post, but you have to check your figures. Someone who weighs 400 pounds is not gonna gain weight if they cut down to 2500 calories. They will lose weight for sure. It's not even a question.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: White Rapper on April 15, 2015, 06:34:57 PM
MyFitnessPal + IIFYM is all it takes to lose weight. You can literally eat whatever you want as long as you limit the number of calories and try to hit certain carb, fat, and protein amounts. The fatter you are the easier it is to loose weight because your body expends more energy simply maintaining your current heft.

There is 2 numbers that matter BMR and TDEE. BMR is the amount your body needs to survive and TDEE is the amount you expend per day simply by existing. To lose weight eat less calories than your TDEE but more than BMR. This results in loss of mass due to thermodynamics but prevents changes do metabolism due to "starvation mode".

Even then there is leeway with fatties. Penn Jillette lost over 100 pounds by limiting his calories to 1000 a day. He was so fat that at one point he was losing almost a pound per day.

http://www.dietsinreview.com/diet_column/04/penn-jillettes-105-pound-weight-loss-is-no-illusion/
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Babomb on April 15, 2015, 07:36:31 PM
Portion control matters, and what most fat fucks think of as good food is salad drowned in fatty dressing with bacon and all kinds of meat/tasty bits, or fruit dressed with sugar/caramel/chocolate so its a nice tasty sweet treat that they are used to.  Their taste buds are so warped they think they always need huge amount of sugar on everything.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Got Milk? on April 15, 2015, 08:12:03 PM
If you stay active and fill one third of your plate with real unprocessed meat and the other two-thirds with real unprocessed vegetables you will not get fat. Some of those vegetable can even potatoes. Everyone loves potatoes. They get shit on a lot, but real potatoes that aren't loaded with butter or deep fried or any of that shit are really good for you.

*Edit* Anyway, it is not expensive to buy a few bags of frozen vegetables, a bag of carrots and a bag of potatoes, and depending on where you live certain meats are cheap as dirt. The problem most fatties have is they have to spend twenty minutes preparing the meal.

Here's what I find the issue really is when people say healthy foods are expensive. Healthy instant foods are expensive and unhealthy instant foods are not. The old fashioned unprocessed stuff that takes a little time to prepare, root vegetables, bags of frozen peas and carrots, cheap cuts of meat, fish, etc, is not that unreasonably priced and is still good for you. I can buy ten god damn pounds of potatoes for like $5.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: DislusionalFanastyWorld on April 15, 2015, 08:13:04 PM
Last time I went to the grocery store I stopped for two fat women in mobility scooters to leave the aisle, and I was like "oh, hey, at least they don't have a ton of food. That's good that they're making an effort."

Then their sister or whoever showed up right behind, and her cart was stacked full of every kind of processed snack food you can imagine. Like crammed totally full. What I had thought they were getting as groceries was just their personal snack stash, they were making gunty Cinderella haul the rest for them.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Republican Fat Cat on April 15, 2015, 08:31:06 PM
The fact most if not all of these 300 lb+ landwhales think ranch dressing is a condiment doesn't help when it comes to cutting down on their calorie count.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: wimpb on April 15, 2015, 08:38:34 PM
Burning a brick of C4 totally shows how much energy it has in it.  :rolleyes: I can't help you if you can't see that just burning something is a terrible fucking way to determine the energy content of it.

it does actually. have you ever set explosives on fire before?
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rocket on April 15, 2015, 09:17:56 PM
Burning a brick of C4 totally shows how much energy it has in it.  :rolleyes: I can't help you if you can't see that just burning something is a terrible fucking way to determine the energy content of it.

it does actually. have you ever set explosives on fire before?
My uncle was 173d in Nam. He said they used to burn C4 with a lighter but stick a 9v to it and it would blow the ship apart.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Monostats Infected Scrotum on April 15, 2015, 09:48:44 PM
Burning a brick of C4 totally shows how much energy it has in it.  :rolleyes: I can't help you if you can't see that just burning something is a terrible fucking way to determine the energy content of it.

it does actually. have you ever set explosives on fire before?
My uncle was 173d in Nam. He said they used to burn C4 with a lighter but stick a 9v to it and it would blow the ship apart.

C4 is incredibly stable when burned, but sensitive to external pressure. You can burn it as fuel, but one Vietnam vet I knew (now deceased) said that some dumb bastard actually stomped on a piece to put it out once and lost a leg in the process.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on April 15, 2015, 10:06:20 PM
No joke - Getting my first smartphone and using a running app was a big contributing factor for me in losing weight and de-gooning myself 5 years ago.

With today's technology and a plethora of free information on the internet and fitness tracking apps there's really no excuse to be fat in today's world.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: wimpb on April 16, 2015, 12:16:58 AM
Burning a brick of C4 totally shows how much energy it has in it.  :rolleyes: I can't help you if you can't see that just burning something is a terrible fucking way to determine the energy content of it.

it does actually. have you ever set explosives on fire before?
My uncle was 173d in Nam. He said they used to burn C4 with a lighter but stick a 9v to it and it would blow the ship apart.

it will release the same amount of energy whether burned or exploded, just at a different rate

burning things is an excellent way of determining energy content, unless the products of the reaction still have the potential to be reacted further to release even more energy.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Scourge Of Kansai on April 16, 2015, 01:40:01 AM
that chick is hot wtf is wrong with you guys
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Ghostse on April 16, 2015, 02:10:27 AM
Conversely, if you eat above your TDEE you will gain weight.

Technically incorrect. If you process more calories than your TDEE, you will gain weight. Your body does not always absorb every calorie that goes through it, this is how the Adkins Diet works. Inefficient intestines and/or lessened hormonal signals more than metabolism is why some people can eat and eat and never gain weight.
Of course, your body is subject to the laws of thermodynamics. While you can eat more than your TDEE and  lose weight, IF YOU EAT BELOW YOUR TDEE YOU ARE GUARANTEED TO LOSE WEIGHT. well, over the long term. If your diet increases in sodium you will retain water, leading to a potential increase in weight. But that will be temporary
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: muslim batman on April 16, 2015, 09:05:19 AM
What? If a person eats 1500 cals, they're not going to magic another 300 calories out of nowhere.

I will agree that some people, due to poor digestion, will get less out of their food, but you can't make up calories out of thin (hahaha) air.

I'll bet you just FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE too.

Bear with me now since you can understand the idea of malabsorption of calories, there is also the reverse where a person (AKA fat people) are better at pulling nutritional content from food than other people.

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-do-food-manufacturers/

A calorie is a basic measurement of how much energy something contains. We determine how much energy something contains by how much it can heat up water when you burn it...

Now I don't know about you, but last time I checked humans didn't work like a furnace and literally burn food to heat water, we absorb nutrients from the food through the linings of our guts. The USDA uses a round about system to try to get around this basic issue but still uses averages obtained by burning shit to see how many calories it contains.

Frying an egg vs a raw egg doesn't do much to effectively lower the measured calorie count but denaturing the proteins in the egg changes how well we absorb the nutrients from the egg.   This is why a slice of white bread and a slice of wheat bread can have the same calorie count but the white bread is worse for you because the calories in it are easily absorbed, while your body has to expend a few calories to digest the components in the wheat bread. Raw carrots and veggies vs steamed veggies are the same issue. I got flack for saying this earlier but nuts have the same problems too. They burn really well but when you try to eat them they can require more effort to digest or are impossible to break down enough to get the rated calorie amount per serving out of them.

Again none of this excuses people eating 4000 calories a day and slamming down 64oz of soda and blaming their blubber on being big boned. Or is it saying eat a jar of peanuts because LOL negative calories!

It was merely my horribly failed attempt to try to educate that there are times when some fat people do everything right and stay fatter than  :madgoon: THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS  :madgoon: says they should be.
There is an unknown coefficient in how many calories are being absorbed from food that can differ from person to person or even in dietary choices. There are also unknown coefficients in how many calories are burned when your body does work. However the corollary relationship of caloric intake and weight gain/loss doesn't stop being cause-effect.

If you read a lot of the better literature on healthy living, they offer approximations of how many calories and nutrients a person should be consuming, but advise that you should track your diet and weight. Adjust accordingly and you can maintain a healthy weight. If your maintenance caloric intake is 1500 or 2500 or whatever, eating less than that ceteris peribus will make you lose weight. This is an exact science, but not all variables are known.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: blasting_asshole on April 16, 2015, 01:47:52 PM
lolin hard at the amount of thinking, debating, science and fact quoting going on in here.

Meanwhile over at the local penitentiary the worlds dumbest and swolest dindu is telling his fellow inmates about his regemine...

"I eat da good stuff dat don make me shit fire in da mornin. U kno, veggable, egg, toona, shit like dat. Do dem pushups n run in da yard."
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: White Rapper on April 16, 2015, 02:10:24 PM
lolin hard at the amount of thinking, debating, science and fact quoting going on in here.

Meanwhile over at the local penitentiary the worlds dumbest and swolest dindu is telling his fellow inmates about his regemine...

"I eat da good stuff dat don make me shit fire in da mornin. U kno, veggable, egg, toona, shit like dat. Do dem pushups n run in da yard."

Prisons use modern science to construct meal plans that make it difficult to gain and retain muscle mass.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: muslim batman on April 16, 2015, 05:29:53 PM
lolin hard at the amount of thinking, debating, science and fact quoting going on in here.

Meanwhile over at the local penitentiary the worlds dumbest and swolest dindu is telling his fellow inmates about his regemine...

"I eat da good stuff dat don make me shit fire in da mornin. U kno, veggable, egg, toona, shit like dat. Do dem pushups n run in da yard."
No joke. I am more skeptical that some fatass is really doing "everything right" and not losing weight without something else being wrong. The results mostly speak for themselves and things take time and effort.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Danger-Weiner on April 16, 2015, 09:31:58 PM
i dont think anyone got this but fishflaps wasn't making excuses for turbofatties
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Embedded YouTube Journo on April 17, 2015, 09:18:42 AM
I understand with the general sentiment of your post, but you have to check your figures. Someone who weighs 400 pounds is not gonna gain weight if they cut down to 2500 calories. They will lose weight for sure. It's not even a question.

yeah didn't mean for the numbers to be taken as literal examples, just spitballing the general concept
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Triggered by Pepe on April 17, 2015, 02:23:51 PM
that chick is hot wtf is wrong with you guys

The thing about the brain normalising things? I've been banging a skinnier/hotter chick for the last year and a half. So to me, she's a fucking whale.

Might be cool to others though, if your standard night ends with you grabbing the grenade for your buddy. :shrug:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Obese and Triggered on April 18, 2015, 06:01:36 PM
the only sensible fat is big fat tits.

(http://byroncrawford.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c558f53ef01a511732b06970c-pi)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Nig Disliker on April 18, 2015, 06:09:32 PM
Oh boy, you've done it now...
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on April 18, 2015, 10:46:33 PM
The tits that launched 10 trillion sperm cells.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rocket on April 19, 2015, 12:52:01 AM
I would try to figure out what's up with her nose.

While I'm railing it like a man trying to outswim a shark.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Obese and Triggered on April 19, 2015, 01:56:40 AM
I would try to figure out what's up with her nose.

While I'm railing it like a man trying to outswim a shark.
:clintonthumb:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rape Artist on April 19, 2015, 12:26:19 PM
I would rather fuck the chick you homos have been arguing about for 5 pages than that one
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on April 19, 2015, 01:19:08 PM
I would rather fuck the chick you homos have been arguing about for 5 pages than that one

Same, dat nose is really fucking with me, also no homo, but there is such a thing as too big a titties.

I mean, not that I wouldn't ofc

Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Aran on April 19, 2015, 01:41:46 PM
A-B is the best
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on April 19, 2015, 02:02:29 PM
I would rather fuck the chick you homos have been arguing about for 5 pages than that one

Same, dat nose is really fucking with me, also no homo, but there is such a thing as too big a titties.

I mean, not that I wouldn't ofc

Yeah, at a certain point it gets weird. Like, for example, in this picture this girls tits look great:

(http://i.imgur.com/4IS9fIT.jpg)


But when she's topless it just looks bizarre to me (http://i.imgur.com/bFPNQtw.jpg). There's fake and then there's "my brain is not processing this as a sexual thing, it looks really unnatural".

I love big tits, don't get me wrong, but yeah.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Monostats Infected Scrotum on April 19, 2015, 02:26:15 PM
Unless tits look like some sick ass inflation fetish artwork made by some pervert on the chans, I don't see the point in bitching. Yeah, the fake ones look unnatural, but I'd bury my face in silicone if I had no other choice.

Beats being Aran and being sexually aroused by a woman with the chest of a prepubescent boy.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: White Rapper on April 19, 2015, 10:18:23 PM
http://i.imgur.com/aloE6op
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rocket on April 19, 2015, 11:03:12 PM
Unless tits look like some sick ass inflation fetish artwork made by some pervert on the chans, I don't see the point in bitching. Yeah, the fake ones look unnatural, but I'd bury my face in silicone if I had no other choice.

Beats being Aran and being sexually aroused by a woman with the chest of a prepubescent boy.
Oh, come on, man. Don't be salting the man's game. His wife reads this. You know he had to say that shit.

Damn.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Obese and Triggered on April 20, 2015, 12:50:23 AM
Slender builds are nice too

(http://ballerinaproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/bp_07_08.jpg)

Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Got Milk? on April 20, 2015, 05:53:40 AM
http://i.imgur.com/aloE6op

Honest hate. This is a little retarded if there is no exception for someone who is very muscular. You know, the majority of fatties who complain about bmi being bullshit do so because they are fat, but there is a large percentage of swole bros. out there who are technically obese if you go by bmi.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on April 20, 2015, 07:53:19 AM
http://i.imgur.com/aloE6op

Honest hate. This is a little retarded if there is no exception for someone who is very muscular. You know, the majority of fatties who complain about bmi being bullshit do so because they are fat, but there is a large percentage of swole bros. out there who are technically obese if you go by bmi.
Yes, but anybody who's got enough muscle that their BMI becomes nonsensical doesn't need to even make that point; it's obvious, and besides nobody will call them fat in the first place. And if somebody did, all they have to do is show their biceps, rather than quote studies.

It's invariably landwhales who quibble about "BMI is a Jewish lie" as if it were a baobab they could hide behind.


Nevermind, I hadn't clicked the link. Yeah that's dumb, hope they're flexible enough  to make exceptions for swolebros.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on April 20, 2015, 09:03:40 AM
http://i.imgur.com/aloE6op

Honest hate. This is a little retarded if there is no exception for someone who is very muscular. You know, the majority of fatties who complain about bmi being bullshit do so because they are fat, but there is a large percentage of swole bros. out there who are technically obese if you go by bmi.

i work out 4x times a week, been doing so for years. bench 215x3, deadlift 355, squat 255 (yeah idk) and OHP 145. i'm 6'1 and weigh 189 pounds, trying to cut down to 180 for a summer break. to get a bmi of 30 i would have to gain 45 pounds and get up to just over 225. i don't think there's a lot of swolebros out there that are muscle masses sitting around at that weight.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on April 20, 2015, 09:10:23 AM
beat me to it

even in the world of swole bros, the quantity who have a BMI of 30 and are not powerlifters is minuscule. Like, not even .1% of gym bros

and those who do juice the fuck up for sure and prob should be screened carefully for healthcare and shrinking balls
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rape Artist on April 20, 2015, 11:34:06 AM
http://i.imgur.com/aloE6op

Honest hate. This is a little retarded if there is no exception for someone who is very muscular. You know, the majority of fatties who complain about bmi being bullshit do so because they are fat, but there is a large percentage of swole bros. out there who are technically obese if you go by bmi.

i work out 4x times a week, been doing so for years. bench 215x3, deadlift 355, squat 255 (yeah idk) and OHP 145. i'm 6'1 and weigh 189 pounds, trying to cut down to 180 for a summer break. to get a bmi of 30 i would have to gain 45 pounds and get up to just over 225. i don't think there's a lot of swolebros out there that are muscle masses sitting around at that weight.

was gonna post the same thing but your lifts are better so I'll shut up
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rocket on April 20, 2015, 12:32:53 PM
I bench press like 400 pounds 28 times then I deadlift a car and a do 400 scrunchies and 17 flactoids with 60 pounds. I'm a 20 bmi.

I know you're all jelly.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: neat on April 20, 2015, 05:57:25 PM
For comparison, last time Arnold won Olympia he was 235lbs at 6'2" which gives him a BMI of 30
(http://i.imgur.com/7rX7P2t.jpg)

Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Immortan Trump on April 20, 2015, 06:11:19 PM
This lard ass is 218 and 6'6" he's overweight with a 25.2 BMI
(http://i.imgur.com/ahyNImam.jpg)

And this ham planet has a BMI of 33, he's 6'5" and 285lbs.
(http://i.imgur.com/ox3CHNv.jpg)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Ghostse on April 20, 2015, 08:18:04 PM
BMI stops being useful except as a rough guideline around 6'0".
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: tender of the rape garden on April 21, 2015, 04:01:49 AM
This just in: elite athletes are well outside the normal healthy range for a wide variety of measurements.  Film at 11.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on April 21, 2015, 04:51:14 AM
If BMI says you're fat 99% sure you're fat.

Post your pic if you're an exception lol Arnold, the literal hulk, and ...  You?
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on April 21, 2015, 09:32:47 AM
Im outraged this system meant for the public slightly inconveniences .001% of people what a travesty
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Got Milk? on April 21, 2015, 09:51:25 AM
BMI is more convenient because you can calculate in in three seconds, but I think you are dumb if you don't think body fat percentage is a better metric for something that you are paying good money for like insurance. That's all I'm really saying here. Not only because of cases where someone tips the scales because of above average muscle mass, but also to weed out the skinny fats who dodge a bullet when it come to BMI because they are weak as shit. :jesse: BMI is most accurate when the person has an average body composition.




Nobody is trying to argue that BMI is not accurate in the majority of cases.




I highlighted that because I know y'all are autistic.

Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: White Rapper on April 21, 2015, 10:55:40 AM
Part of the extra weight on Arnold is the metal and robotic parts so he doesn't really count. After all he isn't even technically human just a humanoid robot wrapped in organic matter for time travel purposes.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on April 21, 2015, 02:09:44 PM
Arnold's also like 5"9"/5'10" IRL so the calculation is off as well.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Aran on April 21, 2015, 03:22:33 PM
Arnold's also like 5"9"/5'10" IRL so the calculation is off as well.

He's 6'2"
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Autistic Yankee on April 21, 2015, 07:21:36 PM
Part of the extra weight on Arnold is the metal and robotic parts so he doesn't really count. After all he isn't even technically human just a humanoid robot wrapped in organic matter for time travel purposes.

Also his balls weigh about 8 pounds each.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: White Rapper on April 21, 2015, 10:36:29 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/5VkAJ3o.jpg)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Embedded YouTube Journo on April 22, 2015, 10:23:19 AM
that's a pretty big leap between would and wouldn't.  Pretty sure they skipped at least one bodytype
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rocket on April 22, 2015, 01:10:21 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/EsnJN3b.jpg)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Triggered by Pepe on April 22, 2015, 02:22:12 PM
Jesus christ, if you're fat dear god don't get tattoo's you fucking freaks.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: White Rapper on April 22, 2015, 02:33:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6mMpE8AaA0
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on April 22, 2015, 03:10:33 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/EsnJN3b.jpg)
Fatty McCatlady doesn't have any human offspring. Looks like evolution has won this round.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: White Rapper on April 22, 2015, 03:47:22 PM
Skinny girl claims she eats just like her sister. Dr. Phil should have made her eat an entire box of honey buns right in front of him to prove it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to7BMBJR9P4
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: cistallnacht on April 22, 2015, 06:42:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6mMpE8AaA0
The part when the super obvious blimpoids in the room noticeably harumphed in agreement to the "30% of people in the obese category are perfectly healthy" stat that clearly did not apply to them was pretty great. I'm not sure how everyone kept a straight face.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: White Rapper on April 23, 2015, 09:25:09 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoBnrLGMFL8
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: blasting_asshole on April 23, 2015, 11:01:50 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoBnrLGMFL8

God dammit, I got so excited thinking it was gonna end, right after he said "Know whats deadlier than pot and kills 300,000 people a year? Obesity  :smug:"

Instead, he had to keep going and repeat the same spergout pro-pot arguments that everyone is already fully aware of.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: nerdball on April 23, 2015, 07:52:48 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/inXY7hx.png)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on April 23, 2015, 08:31:19 PM
assuming that the strawberry syrup is the sugar-free kind, it's still 60 calories versus 110 for the same quantity, and much healthier for you :shrug:

she sounds really fat, though
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: neat on April 23, 2015, 08:33:42 PM
assuming that the strawberry syrup is the sugar-free kind, it's still 60 calories versus 110 for the same quantity, and much healthier for you :shrug:

she sounds really fat, though

lmbo at almond milk being better for you than dairy milk. oh cis scum you so craaaazy.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on April 23, 2015, 08:38:16 PM
better than mountain dew


lmbo too busy sucking tranny dick to properly read a convo
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rocket on April 23, 2015, 09:14:23 PM
Quote from: neat link=topic=6512.msg220984#msg220984 date=I1429835622
assuming that the strawberry syrup is the sugar-free kind, it's still 60 calories versus 110 for the same quantity, and much healthier for you :shrug:

she sounds really fat, though

lmbo at almond milk being better for you than dairy milk. oh cis scum you so craaaazy.
I really don't have a problem with you drinking dairy, since it is almost as bad for you as bleach. If you think that dairy is in any way healthy and if you don't think it is terrible for you, you are so deep into stupid you have no hope. Fucking Google it for fuck's sake. It's meant to add a thousand pounds to a cow, you obese fuck.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: neat on April 24, 2015, 12:22:50 AM
If you think that dairy is in any way healthy and if you don't think it is terrible for you, you are so deep into stupid you have no hope. Fucking Google it for fuck's sake. It's meant to add a thousand pounds to a cow, you obese fuck.

C'mon Rocket you used to troll better than this :allears:

There is no way that you're stupid enough to think that the greatest food-item ever -- the cheapest and healthiest source of whole protein and essential amino acids, the greatest source of easily digestible good-cholesterol-increasing fats is bad for you (or if you're of nigger blood and can't digest lactose lmbo), well then you deserve to live a life of eating stir fried tofu and kale and of being in a constant state of nitrogen-depletion and rhabdo.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Autistic Yankee on April 24, 2015, 04:27:59 AM
FACT: Milk drinking nations have the hottest chicks with the best fucking tits.   Lactose Intolerant nations are ugly as fuck.



(http://cdn.foodbeast.com.s3.amazonaws.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Milk-Comsumption-per-Capita.png)

Look at this fucking map!  Just look at it.  Hotness and Milk consumption are absolutely linked.  I mean how god damn accurate is this map?  Haha, they even got the South American rankings right.  Colombian/Brazilian/Argentinean > all the rest.

Who drinks the most milk on Earth?  Mother fucking Sweden.

(http://www.barneystinsonblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/mg4694im5.jpg)

Who drinks the least?  Papua New Guinea

(http://pngbd.com/photos/data/513/medium/15940Laiagam-Enga_Women_02.jpg)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: As a white male I on April 24, 2015, 04:32:54 AM
Lomo putting his autism to good use  :reagan:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Got Milk? on April 24, 2015, 07:21:30 AM
assuming that the strawberry syrup is the sugar-free kind, it's still 60 calories versus 110 for the same quantity, and much healthier for you :shrug:

she sounds really fat, though

I do agree that it's better than Mountain Dew. Just lol at the idea of almond milk with strawberry syrup being better for you than a glass skim or 1%  milk. One of these things has nothing that your body needs in it and one of them provides almost a fifth of the protein your average woman needs in the run of a day. The drink with 110 calories and nine grams of protein is better for you then the 60 calorie drink with nothing. I mean rice cakes have fewer calories than steak, but are you about to say rice cakes are better for you? Of course not. The steak has lots of things that your body needs to function in it and the rice cakes do not.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: bigperm on April 24, 2015, 07:45:51 AM
lmbo if you drink skim or 1%
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Got Milk? on April 24, 2015, 08:29:54 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/CeRhXRz.jpg)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rape Artist on April 24, 2015, 10:20:09 AM
assuming that the strawberry syrup is the sugar-free kind,

 :lolnoxl:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: blasting_asshole on April 24, 2015, 10:25:46 AM
I am the %1 drinker
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Hugh Woattmeigh on April 24, 2015, 10:51:20 AM
As a Person of Sweden (PoS) I consider myself somewhat of an authority on milk and milk accessories. Skim milk is for gay faggots, listen and believe.

1.5% is where it's at, hth
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on April 24, 2015, 10:55:04 AM
I do agree that it's better than Mountain Dew. Just lol at the idea of almond milk with strawberry syrup being better for you than a glass skim or 1%  milk. One of these things has nothing that your body needs in it and one of them provides almost a fifth of the protein your average woman needs in the run of a day. The drink with 110 calories and nine grams of protein is better for you then the 60 calorie drink with nothing. I mean rice cakes have fewer calories than steak, but are you about to say rice cakes are better for you? Of course not. The steak has lots of things that your body needs to function in it and the rice cakes do not.

That's a dumb analogy because that's the opposite point of mine.

60 calories is better than 110 calories at that point because she's trying to lose weight, and there are not as many chemicals. its like switching from heroin down to lsd. not the best but still better

also lmbo at skim or 1% what are you, a 62 year old grandmother? :lolno:

assuming that the strawberry syrup is the sugar-free kind,

 :lolnoxl:

of course its not :myecred:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Got Milk? on April 24, 2015, 11:28:51 AM
I do agree that it's better than Mountain Dew. Just lol at the idea of almond milk with strawberry syrup being better for you than a glass skim or 1%  milk. One of these things has nothing that your body needs in it and one of them provides almost a fifth of the protein your average woman needs in the run of a day. The drink with 110 calories and nine grams of protein is better for you then the 60 calorie drink with nothing. I mean rice cakes have fewer calories than steak, but are you about to say rice cakes are better for you? Of course not. The steak has lots of things that your body needs to function in it and the rice cakes do not.

That's a dumb analogy because that's the opposite point of mine.

60 calories is better than 110 calories at that point because she's trying to lose weight, and there are not as many chemicals. its like switching from heroin down to lsd. not the best but still better

also lmbo at skim or 1% what are you, a 62 year old grandmother? :lolno:

assuming that the strawberry syrup is the sugar-free kind,

 :lolnoxl:

of course its not :myecred:

I think you're missing the point. If you're trying to lose weight and eating fewer calories you have to make every calorie count yes?

I know you're profoundly mentally retarded, but try to follow along here. Ok, the average woman needs around 50 grams of protein a day in a healthy diet. Now, let's say you're aiming for 1500 calories a day because you want to drop some weight. You drink an almond milk with sugar-free syrup, that's 60 calories. There's one gram protein in that drink, so you're left with 1440 calories to make up 49 grams of protein. You've knocked 60 calories off your daily allowance with no benefit.

Now a glass of 2% milk actually contains 122 calories, and I know where your logic is going, you're thinking, "Holy fuck, that's like two glasses of almond milk with sugar free syrup." But that glass of milk has eight grams of protein, so even though your calorie allotment has been knocked down to 1388, you now only have to make up 42 grams of protein.

With the almond drink, you'd need to make sure you're getting 3.4 grams of protein per 100 calories for the rest of the day, whereas after the glass of 2% milk you'd need to meet 3.03 per 100 calories for the rest of the day. You're coming out further ahead in terms of the actual things your body needs to function even though you are ingesting more calories, and the more of each you drink, the starker to difference gets. For example if you drink 1500 calories worth of milk, (about 12 glasses) you're going to end up with 96 grams of protein, if you drink 1500 calories worth of almond milk 25 glasses, you'd be malnourished with 25 grams of protein. Obviously getting 1500 calories from either one in the run of one day is not good for you, but it illustrates the point pretty well. Drinking regular milk is better for you than that almond milk bullshit. Almond milk is junk food.

If you're trying to lose weight and you only count calories without ensuring they are high quality calories that give your body the things it needs to operate and not empty ones, you are a dipshit and you're going to end up being a gross skinny fat faggot with noodle arms. Your body still needs certain things to function.

*Edit* And if you don't believe me, just google what happens when your body doesn't get enough protein. It is not fun.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: LITERALLY A RAPIST on April 24, 2015, 11:49:43 AM
if you're massively overweight and guzzling soda, swapping from a glass of milk to almond milk with strawberry syrup is probably one of the least effective and likely insignificant weight loss changes. patting yourself on the back for that brave change is pathetic
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on April 24, 2015, 12:00:23 PM
:facepalm: i knew i shouldn't have engaged your aspie ass, youre worse than lomo

I think you're missing the point. If you're trying to lose weight and eating fewer calories you have to make every calorie count yes?

I know you're profoundly mentally retarded, but try to follow along here. Ok, the average woman needs around 50 grams of protein a day in a healthy diet. Now, let's say you're aiming for 1500 calories a day because you want to drop some weight. You drink an almond milk with sugar-free syrup, that's 60 calories. There's one gram protein in that drink, so you're left with 1440 calories to make up 49 grams of protein. You've knocked 60 calories off your daily allowance with no benefit.

Now a glass of 2% milk actually contains 122 calories, and I know where your logic is going, you're thinking, "Holy fuck, that's like two glasses of almond milk with sugar free syrup." But that glass of milk has eight grams of protein, so even though your calorie allotment has been knocked down to 1388, you now only have to make up 42 grams of protein.

With the almond drink, you'd need to make sure you're getting 3.4 grams of protein per 100 calories for the rest of the day, whereas after the glass of 2% milk you'd need to meet 3.03 per 100 calories for the rest of the day. You're coming out further ahead in terms of the actual things your body needs to function even though you are ingesting more calories, and the more of each you drink, the starker to difference gets. For example if you drink 1500 calories worth of milk, (about 12 glasses) you're going to end up with 96 grams of protein, if you drink 1500 calories worth of almond milk 25 glasses, you'd be malnourished with 25 grams of protein. Obviously getting 1500 calories from either one in the run of one day is not good for you, but it illustrates the point pretty well. Drinking regular milk is better for you than that almond milk bullshit. Almond milk is junk food.

If you're trying to lose weight and you only count calories without ensuring they are high quality calories that give your body the things it needs to operate and not empty ones, you are a dipshit and you're going to end up being a gross skinny fat faggot with noodle arms. Your body still needs certain things to function.

*Edit* And if you don't believe me, just google what happens when your body doesn't get enough protein. It is not fun.

:aspero: x 1000

all i said was that it was better for her to be drinking almond milk than it is to drink mountain dew and your faggot ass went with a huge 888 screed about making calories count and macros (lmbo).

here's what the situation is: a fat cunt is drinking tons of mountain dew. she's switching the mountain dew for something that has less calories and is better for her health. its a tiny step, but its still a positive step. its deffo laughable to pat yourself on the back for it, all i pointed out was that it was in fact slightly better than to drink mountain dew. assuming the sugar-free syrup.

now go drink gallons of cum i hear they have a great ratio of protein:calories. make every chug count, champ
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Autistic Yankee on April 24, 2015, 12:04:59 PM
Autistic faggots gettin mad about milk ITT  :allears:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Got Milk? on April 24, 2015, 12:06:23 PM
You totally said that almond milk was healthier for you:

assuming that the strawberry syrup is the sugar-free kind, it's still 60 calories versus 110 for the same quantity, and much healthier for you :shrug:

I wouldn't have taken the time to call you on it and write a big autistic post if you didn't melt down in every time someone mentions eating a hamburger like a guru on what people should be eating.  :jesse:




Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: White Rapper on April 24, 2015, 12:07:20 PM
Even simpler: No liquid calories fatties.

 :adam:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on April 24, 2015, 12:09:12 PM
You totally said that almond milk was healthier for you:

assuming that the strawberry syrup is the sugar-free kind, it's still 60 calories versus 110 for the same quantity, and much healthier for you :shrug:

I wouldn't have taken the time to call you on it and write a big autistic post if you didn't melt down in every time someone mentions eating a hamburger like a guru on what people should be eating.  :jesse:


much healthier than mountain dew you retard i even pointed out to neat earlier that's what I said

just how fucking dumb are you?

i wish your parents had bought this when you were a child maybe you wouldnt be such an inept retard today

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51mDRnrUPCL._SX258_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Got Milk? on April 24, 2015, 12:10:45 PM
Oh, I misinterpreted your fist post. My mistake.

I just reply to things I read without reading the rest of the thread. It's how I roll.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: brood on April 24, 2015, 03:28:22 PM
i'm not an autist, YOU'RE the autist!!!
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Autistic Yankee on April 24, 2015, 03:47:46 PM
i'm not an autist, YOU'RE the autist!!!

literally every slapfight on SS in a nuttshell :allears:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Mad at the Internet on April 24, 2015, 03:49:36 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/i2meT90.jpg)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on April 24, 2015, 07:16:59 PM
better than mountain dew


lmbo too busy sucking tranny dick to properly read a convo

Debatable.  Almond milk is pure shit for you and has almost zero nutritional value.  It contains like 10 total almonds for an entire fucking bottle.  I can't fathom how anyone could possibly think that shit is even remotely healthy. 
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on April 24, 2015, 09:56:24 PM
just drink the milk you fucking cunts.  I don't care what kind you drink, but if you're replacing soda / syrup holy shit.

Stop giving a shit about macros when someone is 100 pounds overweight.  Let's get them sticking to a real diet for a change, then we can introduce the other stuff.

Fuck.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Slacktivist on April 24, 2015, 10:09:40 PM
We need a new big game doxx, you motherfuckers are slap-fighting about everything these days.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on April 24, 2015, 10:38:14 PM
Lactose tolerance is a sure sign of being a member of the master race.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: tranny hatefucker on April 24, 2015, 11:19:58 PM
Almond milk, soylent, and hamburgers. This is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but with a whimper of autistic faggotry.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Autistic Yankee on April 24, 2015, 11:32:31 PM
SS 2015:  Milk Maids vs Burger Barons

What side are you?
 :geithner:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: bigperm on April 24, 2015, 11:52:08 PM
SS 2015:  Milk Maids vs Burger Barons

What side are you?
 :geithner:

I'll take a double quarter pounder and a chocolate shake to go
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Tranny Feet on April 25, 2015, 10:57:25 AM
:happening:

So a young supplement company in London called Protein World decided to advertise their wares on the London Underground with this poster:

(http://i.imgur.com/dQGGwcG.jpg)

And this being the Age Of Faggotry, it caused all manner of butthurt amongst the lazy, indolent, self-loathing eatbeasts of society.

(http://i.imgur.com/P3XZXU8.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/qF8hMSX.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/Nnbj8Nn.png)

In response to this, their PR person started dishing out burns on Twitter in reply to the hysterical corpulent screeching:

(http://i.imgur.com/Cct9Ity.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/A8GFeDK.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/CvlrSxX.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/aTJxj0c.png)

He also changed their Twitter account background to this (scroll right):

(http://i.imgur.com/PsJVmrG.jpg)

...which only served to fuel the fire massively.

(http://i.imgur.com/JVceLPv.png)

Now at this point, you wouldn't be surprised to see the usual apologetic faggotry, retractions and sackings. Problem is, the CEO looks like this:

(http://i.imgur.com/VlVbHBr.jpg)

(curlbro legs, but still...)

And their head of marketing talks like this:

Quote
Speaking to Breitbart, the company’s defiant Head of Global Marketing Richard Staveley says: “The campaign absolutely, categorically will not be pulled by Protein World. We have 300,000 happy customers and we will not pander to this a particularly vociferous minority.

And this gem, revealing what happened with their Twitter account:

Quote
“At the height of the protest, myself and the CEO took over the Twitter feed from our usual girl, and it was hilarious. They were saying, “ooh, somebody’s getting fired tomorrow” – but it was us: the CEO and head of marketing. We had a good chuckle at that.

Here's the Breitbart article about it:

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/04/25/protein-world-the-body-shaming-protest-that-turned-decidedly-ugly/

And the perfect rebuttal from the dude who wrote it:

(http://i.imgur.com/iqgoJVr.png)

Link to their Twitter: http://twitter.com/proteinworld
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on April 25, 2015, 12:50:30 PM
Very shrewd.  The people protesting them and acting outraged on twitter will never be their customer anyway, and their clientele does care deeply about their bodies and how they look.  I've never heard of them, but you can be sure I'll check them out the next time I'm running low on supplies.  Anyone that doesn't buckle to this kind of bullshit deserves my business.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: David Hedgehogstein on April 25, 2015, 01:05:17 PM
LOL those protein drink things are a load of shit verging on scam, but damn am I tempted to buy some just to support their cause. Pros the lot of them.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: tranny hatefucker on April 25, 2015, 01:24:16 PM
"Your insecurities are not my problem" is the most perfect, succinct response to this histrionic diva generation. Voted 5.  :nixon:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on April 25, 2015, 01:24:38 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Nnbj8Nn.png)

The person posting this is right, their body is not a commodity. Most people's bodies are not. That hot chick with the toned abs and big titties and nice face? Her body IS a commodity, which is why she's a MODEL.

If I want you to buy something I am selling its probably a good idea to attach an amazingly good looking person to it, especially if its fitness related. So I go out to an agency and go "gimmie a hot piece of ass to put on my ad", they do, I pay her, she pays the agency, and I (probably) make more money. This is the textbook definition of commodity.

She's the one living on salads and running five miles a day and spending an hour a day on personal grooming. People wanna look at her. People wanna use her to sell shit to other people. Should she not get paid for this?

How about the great big megafat chick Tess Munster, the one they are trotting out now because she's a hamplanet with an aesthetically pleasing face. She's a 'model' too, selling huge Torrid canvas tents to other big fat broads, she gets paid, doesn't she?

Fucking libtard doublethink.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: tranny hatefucker on April 25, 2015, 02:08:48 PM
I think it's hilarious that finding a fit, young woman sexually attractive is symptomatic of patriarchy. These clowns really think a secret cabal of businessmen and industrialists who golf together every other weekend are tricking us into thinking the woman in that ad are hot. Fuckin lmao
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Autistic Yankee on April 25, 2015, 02:13:27 PM
Yes, the fact that I am sexually attracted to healthy, young, fertile, females with the highest chance of giving me offspring that will live long enough to reproduce is because of a deliberate malicious campaign by business owner patriarchs so that they can keep women down, and has absolutely nothing to do with hundreds of thousands of years of evolution.


Wait, I thought only kkkristian young earth creationists had a problem with evolution?   :stewart:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on April 25, 2015, 02:37:17 PM
Look at all the liars claiming they'd have just as much trouble if it was a man.
https://twitter.com/RedPillTweets/status/592018186574270464

Also, Whey is good.  I will buy my next bunch from them.  Fuck it, they deserve some sales for standing up to :madgoon:

EDIT: lol
https://twitter.com/Scrumpmonkey/status/591970594356355072/photo/1
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Tranny Feet on April 25, 2015, 02:41:31 PM
These guys are killing it.

(http://i.imgur.com/wGgLBuR.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/T3hLSxh.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/KIKIHK7.png)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Triggered by Pepe on April 25, 2015, 02:41:49 PM
Sending them a "keep up the good work" email and i'm buying my next batch from them. Fucking outstanding.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Autistic Yankee on April 25, 2015, 02:51:30 PM
I'm going out of my way to buy ProtinWorld for sure.  Do they sell it in the USA or is it a Europe only thing?
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: blasting_asshole on April 25, 2015, 02:53:34 PM
#GrowUpHarriet is trending :tom:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Nig Disliker on April 25, 2015, 03:09:44 PM
Not to worry, some British bureaucrat will try their hardest to levy a fine on this display of bigotry.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: tranny hatefucker on April 25, 2015, 03:14:33 PM
dude looks like a swole chris pratt, who interestingly enough went from pudgy blob to ripped himself.

(http://i.imgur.com/Gzvz1Zf.jpg)

Call me... Shit Lord
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on April 25, 2015, 03:27:03 PM
I'm going out of my way to buy ProtinWorld for sure.  Do they sell it in the USA or is it a Europe only thing?

They just set up a warehouse in NJ just to distribute here better.  So yes, USA can buy it too.

I'm buying they whey concentrate for sure.

Also, read this if you want to see some goomn rage. IGN
http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/feminists-get-mad-at-protein-company-for-fat-shaming-ad-protein-company-owns-them.454458990/
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on April 25, 2015, 03:40:27 PM
dude looks like a swole chris pratt, who interestingly enough went from pudgy blob to ripped himself.

(http://i.imgur.com/Gzvz1Zf.jpg)

Call me... Shit Lord

Keep in mind actors almost always have millions of dollars to motivate them to get swole.  They also generally have a movie studio giving them HGH and a number of other things.  It's generally not natural.

This is the only time I'll be cautious in giving a man credit for ungooing.  Most men can do it, just not in 3 fucking months like Hollywood actors.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on April 25, 2015, 04:35:46 PM
This is the only time I'll be cautious in giving a man credit for ungooing.  Most men can do it, just not in 3 fucking months like Hollywood actors.

or directors being actors, Eli Roth got invited to play the bear jew in inglorious basterds and somehow bulked up forty fucking pounds in a few months.

HE WENT YAHD ON THAT ONE!
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Slacktivist on April 25, 2015, 04:55:45 PM
My favorite part is that the angry feminists have nothing to throw at Protein World. They keep making these appeals "you're in a mess" "wanna dig that hole any deeper" "how are you gonna get outta this one", that You're In Trouble When Mom And Dad Get Home tone because these losers can't actually boycott a business they don't use in the first place.

The next step will be a call for government action, an appeal to their idealized ultimate parent. No legal basis for it, they literally will want the government to step in and punish a company for being good at capitalism because my feelings.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Renegade Jew on April 25, 2015, 06:43:49 PM
My favorite part is that the angry feminists have nothing to throw at Protein World. They keep making these appeals "you're in a mess" "wanna dig that hole any deeper" "how are you gonna get outta this one", that You're In Trouble When Mom And Dad Get Home tone because these losers can't actually boycott a business they don't use in the first place.

The next step will be a call for government action, an appeal to their idealized ultimate parent. No legal basis for it, they literally will want the government to step in and punish a company for being good at capitalism because my feelings.

this whole perpetual outrage over an innocuous ad basically boils down to "muh feels". case in point: the "fuck you" written on one of those ads
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Toblerone on April 25, 2015, 09:58:25 PM
These male feminists are hilarious.

(http://media.breitbart.com/media/2015/04/address.png)
(http://oi59.tinypic.com/11uyr7a.jpg)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rocket on April 26, 2015, 03:11:18 AM
Lot of men not acting like men in this thread.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Hogbox on April 26, 2015, 03:13:43 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Iw80bIz.png)

That'll show 'em!
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: LITERALLY WORSE THAN BUSH on April 26, 2015, 08:56:27 AM
Quote
Anarchista Barista

:tom:


Givin' it to the man by selling expensive boutique coffee to bourgeois scum for him!
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Slacktivist on April 26, 2015, 04:44:30 PM
At this point I'd respect the little shit if he threw a brick through a window instead of trying to trick stupider thugs into doing it for him.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Tranny Feet on April 26, 2015, 05:02:27 PM
These male feminists are hilarious.

(http://media.breitbart.com/media/2015/04/address.png)
(http://oi59.tinypic.com/11uyr7a.jpg)

I've yet to see any dude complaining about this who looks like he actually lifts, which is amusing and telling in equal measure. That little Scottish dweeb from the second tweet looks like he could drop through the CEO's sleeve and not touch the sides.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Eboltzer1 on April 26, 2015, 05:08:50 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Iw80bIz.png)

That'll show 'em!

Haha yeah I'm proud of my body *wears diaper designed to hold and hide gunt*
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: David Hedgehogstein on April 26, 2015, 05:32:26 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Iw80bIz.png)

That'll show 'em!

Haha yeah I'm proud of my body *wears diaper designed to hold and hide gunt*
The one on the left is the one the chick on the right brings along to make her look better.

Edit: Would bang (right one)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Tranny Feet on April 26, 2015, 05:39:58 PM
On the left:

http://twitter.com/Catstello

On the right:

http://twitter.com/EscapologistGl

I'd bang them both, I don't give a fuck.

And there's this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMYadSJmJxQ
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: OSI on April 26, 2015, 05:42:17 PM
^^^^^^

What happens when women grow up without a strong male figure in their life.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on April 26, 2015, 05:56:30 PM
Right chick's utter inability to process the situation is hilarious:

Quote
I was pretty shocked. As someone who spent a year working in social media, I nearly fell off my chair that this was the brand’s official response.

WHY ISN'T OUR WHINING WORKING WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE WORLD

Quote
The tweets got increasingly horrendous, telling women to “grow up” and branding them “crazy”, and then last night, I stumbled on a response to some women saying:

Surely as feminists, you understand no one takes you seriously?

And it hit me. They’re trolls. They’re literally just trolls.

Oh! Whew! False alarm, girls! I found a narrative to spin this to make us look like the winners! If they're 'trolls' they can't be winning, right? Right?

Quote
And I don’t know about you guys, but this totally takes their power away for me. I’m now imagining Protein World as being a group of guys polishing their muscles and reassuring themselves that feminism is the reason they’re not getting laid.

(https://i.imgur.com/IeE8FQrl.jpg)

Quote
Maybe with a smattering of girls insisting that they don’t see why the ad is offensive, probably because they’re not hysterical like all those other girls, babe. I’m kind of embarrassed for them.

The feminist equivalent of "I'm not mad, ur mad".

Quote
After this paradigm shifting revelation, I realised that this isn’t a protest anymore. This is a party. This is a celebration of the million and one different ways that a woman (and a man, you gorgeous men, you) can be beautiful.

Vapid ditz's brain is having trouble staying in "outrage" mode and immediately switches to the only other mode it knows: "PAR-TAY!"

Quote
Addendum

So, as expected, all of us have been on the receiving end of some genuinely sickening comments after speaking out like this. Of the two of us in the photo though, it’s depressingly unsurprising that Tara and her beautiful, perfect body have been the target of the most vitriol. I’d just like to thank Tara for having the bravery to hold my hand through this, even though she probably knew in advance that she would bear the brunt of the abuse.

The one on the left is the one the chick on the right brings along to make her look better.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Tranny Feet on April 26, 2015, 06:07:08 PM
Quote
Addendum

So, as expected, all of us have been on the receiving end of some genuinely sickening comments after speaking out like this. Of the two of us in the photo though, it’s depressingly unsurprising that Tara and her beautiful, perfect body have been the target of the most vitriol. I’d just like to thank Tara for having the bravery to hold my hand through this, even though she probably knew in advance that she would bear the brunt of the abuse.

The one on the left is the one the chick on the right brings along to make her look better.

:tom:

Fucking nailed it.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on April 26, 2015, 06:17:26 PM
:tom:

Fucking nailed it.

Seriously that's some weapons-grade Venomous Bitch's Backhanded Compliment® in that quote.

"Oh you're so brave, Tara, to stand right next to me and my hot body in that picture even though it was obvious from the start that you're a disgusting trash whore who looks like something the cat vomited on the carpet. So, so brave and beautiful and perfect, how dare anyone criticize you!"
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: OSI on April 26, 2015, 06:27:09 PM
More intrasex sabotage.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Hogbox on April 26, 2015, 06:34:02 PM
"My brave, beautiful, perfect-bodied sister knew from the start that her tarpaulin-covered gunt would attract the most hate, but she was so brave and beautiful and..."
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on April 26, 2015, 06:34:36 PM
Hahahahhahaha

This keeps getting better and better.  They try to react to it like goons will.  They'll brand this as a victory in short order.  It'll be branded as hilarious and become a meme on reddit.  Just you watch.  As it is,m they're already declaring "victory" because England's got some board for decency in advertising and is investigating them because of the goonrage.  MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Meanwhile, ProteinWorld has gotten a ton of ads from their idiocy.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on April 26, 2015, 06:41:43 PM
Quote
Supplement company Protein World recently put this ad into wide circulation.

Oh good, another advertisement meant to terrify women into believing that our bodies aren’t good enough to be seen in public without buying a bunch of products.  Another message to teen girls that the only good body is a photoshopped body. Another company trying to steal our self-esteem, cheapen it, and sell it back to us at a profit.

Looking at Protein World’s online presense, at least the ad is in keeping with their tendency to show women as objects (their most common social media picture is a woman’s ass – no head necessary because who cares about what’s in a woman’s head amirite!  .

People started to write over the ads and create responses  in glorious fashion, as well as calling Protein World out on social media.  And then PW responded in a way that makes me think that they want to be the official supplement company of Reddit and 4chan:

In response to the backlash, Protein World stated that critics of the advert had "insecurities".

When Burton continued tweeting the company, it replied with the following message.

Note the common technique here – start by suggesting that women should have to look a certain way to deserve to exist in the world, trying to create insecurity as a sales tactic.  When called on it, try to act like it’s about “health.”  (We’re not oppressing you ladies, we’re making you feel like shit so you buy our product in the hopes that you can manipulate your body so that we’ll approve of the way you look…ya know, for your health.  CAN’T YOU SEE IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!!!!)

Like their supplements, I’m not buying this for a second.

And then this from the company CEO:

In a now deleted tweet, the CEO of Protein World, Arjun Seth, answered one critic with this.

Keep it classy there Arjun.  PW continues to double down on social media, being proud of the fact that they won’t back down from hardcore stance of trying to create and prey on female insecurity to sell pills and shakes. People who think that they deserve better continue to fight back:

There is a petition with over 35K signatures at https://www.change.org/p/proteinworld-arjun-seth-remove-are-you-beach-body-ready-advertisements/u/10605866

You can find them on Twitter:  https://twitter.com/ProteinWorld

You can find them on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/proteinworldnutrition

https://danceswithfat.wordpress.com/2015/04/25/what-the-hell-is-going-on-at-protein-world/

hahahahhahahahahhaahahhah fatties are mashing their keyboards in RAGE
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Hashtag Activist on April 26, 2015, 06:59:01 PM
Lol.  This is the best advertising they could get.  I had no clue this exisited before today.  If I didn't already have a supplement I liked I'd buy it.  Also LOL at fat feminists pretending this Ad is what's keeping them from buying it.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Slacktivist on April 26, 2015, 07:01:40 PM
Right chick's utter inability to process the situation is hilarious:

Quote
I was pretty shocked. As someone who spent a year working in social media, I nearly fell off my chair that this was the brand’s official response.

WHY ISN'T OUR WHINING WORKING WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE WORLD

Quote
The tweets got increasingly horrendous, telling women to “grow up” and branding them “crazy”, and then last night, I stumbled on a response to some women saying:

Surely as feminists, you understand no one takes you seriously?

And it hit me. They’re trolls. They’re literally just trolls.

Oh! Whew! False alarm, girls! I found a narrative to spin this to make us look like the winners! If they're 'trolls' they can't be winning, right? Right?

Quote
And I don’t know about you guys, but this totally takes their power away for me. I’m now imagining Protein World as being a group of guys polishing their muscles and reassuring themselves that feminism is the reason they’re not getting laid.

(https://i.imgur.com/IeE8FQrl.jpg)

Quote
Maybe with a smattering of girls insisting that they don’t see why the ad is offensive, probably because they’re not hysterical like all those other girls, babe. I’m kind of embarrassed for them.

The feminist equivalent of "I'm not mad, ur mad".

Quote
After this paradigm shifting revelation, I realised that this isn’t a protest anymore. This is a party. This is a celebration of the million and one different ways that a woman (and a man, you gorgeous men, you) can be beautiful.

Vapid ditz's brain is having trouble staying in "outrage" mode and immediately switches to the only other mode it knows: "PAR-TAY!"

Quote
Addendum

So, as expected, all of us have been on the receiving end of some genuinely sickening comments after speaking out like this. Of the two of us in the photo though, it’s depressingly unsurprising that Tara and her beautiful, perfect body have been the target of the most vitriol. I’d just like to thank Tara for having the bravery to hold my hand through this, even though she probably knew in advance that she would bear the brunt of the abuse.

The one on the left is the one the chick on the right brings along to make her look better.

Return of Kings published a list of 6 Logical Fallacies Feminists and SJWs lean on to win arguments. (http://www.returnofkings.com/60470/6-logical-fallacies-you-can-expect-from-feminists-and-sjws) On the 24th!

Bingo, looool.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Renegade Jew on April 26, 2015, 08:00:11 PM
lol they think some random petition on change.org with 35k names will help convince the company to bend back and apologize
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: OSI on April 26, 2015, 08:51:38 PM
Didn't know ProteinWorld existed before this. Enjoying their advertising style and would likely have purchased even without the SJW buttrage, but giving them my judengeld to twist the knife in fatties makes it better.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Monostats Infected Scrotum on April 27, 2015, 01:45:25 AM
Didn't know ProteinWorld existed before this. Enjoying their advertising style and would likely have purchased even without the SJW buttrage, but giving them my judengeld to twist the knife in fatties makes it better.

Amen. If every other company threatened by whiny assholes showed the same kind of balls, maybe the depozzification of the economy by fat fucks and SJWs could happen a lot faster.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: The Goon Patroon on April 27, 2015, 09:03:44 AM
Quote
Addendum

So, as expected, all of us have been on the receiving end of some genuinely sickening comments after speaking out like this. Of the two of us in the photo though, it’s depressingly unsurprising that Tara and her beautiful, perfect body have been the target of the most vitriol. I’d just like to thank Tara for having the bravery to hold my hand through this, even though she probably knew in advance that she would bear the brunt of the abuse.



That is the most hilariously awful thing to say to somebody (even if true), i wonder if she realizes to it's full extent what she just implied.

 "Thank you for holding my hand through this, even though you are the ugliest one here and the one who would take the most abuse online, couldn't have done it without you".
:goonette:

I mean for fuck's sake "Depressingly unsurprising"?

There's no way this isn't a stealth insult, or maybe she really is this clueless.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on April 27, 2015, 09:30:37 AM
Quote
Addendum

So, as expected, all of us have been on the receiving end of some genuinely sickening comments after speaking out like this. Of the two of us in the photo though, it’s depressingly unsurprising that Tara and her beautiful, perfect body have been the target of the most vitriol. I’d just like to thank Tara for having the bravery to hold my hand through this, even though she probably knew in advance that she would bear the brunt of the abuse.



That is the most hilariously awful thing to say to somebody (even if true), i wonder if she realizes to it's full extent what she just implied.

 "Thank you for holding my hand through this, even though you are the ugliest one here and the one who would take the most abuse online, couldn't have done it without you".
:goonette:

I mean for fuck's sake "Depressingly unsurprising"?

There's no way this isn't a stealth insult, or maybe she really is this clueless.

It's a generation Y fatty, of course she's a completely unaware narcissist.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Triggered by Pepe on April 27, 2015, 09:42:39 AM
"Its so brave of you going out looking like that" has somehow turned into a nice thing to day. What the fuck.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Tranny Feet on April 27, 2015, 11:14:50 AM
They made the national news. :dubya:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9AGoPO6ajY

http://news.sky.com/story/1473021/beach-body-firm-hits-out-at-billboard-backlash
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: White Rapper on April 27, 2015, 12:41:18 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/BtyEUsy.png)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Coyote Attic on April 27, 2015, 12:56:02 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/BtyEUsy.png)

That sodium!!! 32 grams of sodium! :stonk:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: White Rapper on April 27, 2015, 02:18:17 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/BtyEUsy.png)

That sodium!!! 32 grams of sodium! :stonk:

More fun facts:
Total Cost: Around $96
Sugar: Around 1.4kg or 3 pounds a bag of sugar from the store is around 2kg so they ate/drank almost a whole bag of sugar in a single day.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on April 27, 2015, 02:20:54 PM
(http://img.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/I-should-get-buck.jpg)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rocket on April 27, 2015, 02:58:55 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/BtyEUsy.png)
Whose is that? Please tell me they're on welfare.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Tranny Feet on April 27, 2015, 03:12:34 PM
The Protein World controversy has led to the butthurt femmes and fuckbois trying their hardest to find dirt on the CEO dude and the marketing dude (the guy from the video above) by trawling through their Instagrams etc. So far, all that's come to light is they're both massive bros that can back up the shit they're saying and the feminists don't know whether to scream and throw hissy fits or diddle their clits, which is amusing.

(http://i.imgur.com/dJMrigi.jpg)

Roids

(http://i.imgur.com/miuF6qP.jpg)

Plays rugby and does BJJ.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: blasting_asshole on April 27, 2015, 03:12:43 PM
This might shock some of you to learn, but I'm gonna come clean and admit something you'd probably never know about me. *inhales* I don't exactly have a protein model's body. That's right. I'm average. If anything, I'm about 10 pounds heavier, than I'd like to be.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go put on a yellow bikini and parade about on public transit in protest, instead of just shrugging it off and reminding myself that I'm perfectly happy dating, screwing and eventually marrying a lady of equal looks and BMI. Either that or i'll stop buying Oreos (for realz, this time) shed 10 pounds and fucking be the person I wanna be.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Triggered by Pepe on April 27, 2015, 07:05:35 PM
You're right, its like they think everyone who doesn't agree with them is deluded or some form of bodybuilder. I work behind a desk, i'm hardly a beacon of health, but I don't take it personally that people find other people more attractive than me. Woe is me, i'm not the most important person in the world!

Oh wait, gen Y.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Aran on April 27, 2015, 07:28:12 PM
I'm a big fat guy and I think all these fucking retarded crybabies need to get a life.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Wu-Tang Tran on April 27, 2015, 08:13:46 PM
The Protein World controversy has led to the butthurt femmes and fuckbois trying their hardest to find dirt on the CEO dude and the marketing dude (the guy from the video above) by trawling through their Instagrams etc. So far, all that's come to light is they're both massive bros that can back up the shit they're saying and the feminists don't know whether to scream and throw hissy fits or diddle their clits, which is amusing.

(http://i.imgur.com/dJMrigi.jpg)

Roids

(http://i.imgur.com/miuF6qP.jpg)

Plays rugby and does BJJ.

I mean shit, it's just protein powder, but if you are a fitness company and your upper management looks like this, it's kinda hard to argue against the product.   

It's likely he doesn't use his own product, but still.  It's like the difference between the Wendy's redhead who they hired to be hot and pretend their food doesn't make you fat, and their actual "Wendy" who is fat.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on April 27, 2015, 08:19:10 PM
You're right, its like they think everyone who doesn't agree with them is deluded or some form of bodybuilder. I work behind a desk, i'm hardly a beacon of health, but I don't take it personally that people find other people more attractive than me. Woe is me, i'm not the most important person in the world!

Oh wait, gen Y.

ANy well adjusted person would have one of the following two reactions:

1) "I may not look like this model, but I'm happy with my body".

2) "This is why I'm working my ass off and eating right."

The loser faggot generation Y reaction is :madgoon:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on April 27, 2015, 08:34:24 PM
You're right, its like they think everyone who doesn't agree with them is deluded or some form of bodybuilder. I work behind a desk, i'm hardly a beacon of health, but I don't take it personally that people find other people more attractive than me. Woe is me, i'm not the most important person in the world!

Oh wait, gen Y.

ANy well adjusted person would have one of the following two reactions:

1) "I may not look like this model, but I'm happy with my body".

2) "This is why I'm working my ass off and eating right."

The loser faggot generation Y reaction is :madgoon:


A comic I worked with had a great line about this. He said men have healthier self esteem than women because when a woman sees a gorgeous female model she goes "Oh, I wish I had her thighs. I wish I had her nose. Oh, her tits are perfect. I wish I had her abs."

Men see a manscaped groomed male model and go "heh....fag."
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on April 27, 2015, 09:01:10 PM
A comic I worked with had a great line about this. He said men have healthier self esteem than women because when a woman sees a gorgeous female model she goes "Oh, I wish I had her thighs. I wish I had her nose. Oh, her tits are perfect. I wish I had her abs."

Fat men see a manscaped groomed male model and go "heh....fag."



























































:lf:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rocket on April 27, 2015, 10:10:07 PM
A comic I worked with had a great line about this. He said men have healthier self esteem than women because when a woman sees a gorgeous female model she goes "Oh, I wish I had her thighs. I wish I had her nose. Oh, her tits are perfect. I wish I had her abs."

Fat men see a manscaped groomed male model and go "heh....fag."



























































:lf:
You try to be a faggot, don't you?
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on April 27, 2015, 11:26:30 PM
sorry youre fat, rocket. good news is just spend less time not lawyering and more time hitting the gym and youll stop being like that

and im 100% serious. if youre a man and you see the picture of another man with chiseled abs and shaved chests and think 'eh... fag' 99.9% chances youre a fat unkempt piece of shit with self-esteem issues. this is the exact mirror version of women who spend time looking at body parts and wishing they were like that, but for men.

its the same shit that beta faggots pull when they talk about people who work out a lot 'lmao they are dumb jocks I am making something of my life while they lift while and are dumb and say bro!'. they know they are inferior so they need to make shit up to deflect from their self-inflected shortcomings. its the same kind of self-defense mechanism that goes through the mind of losers when they see a really really hot girl and think 'i bet she's a bitch' because they know they would never ever give them the time of day.

if you're actually a man with self-esteem (which means you have an active lifestyle that involves the gym/sports and not being fat), when you walk in front of the picture of a model like that, you either think absolutely nothing, 'good for him', or 'damn, i need to up my game'. that's the actual healthy reaction to seeing pictures of men in shape and groomed, not 'lmbo fag' then cry yourself fatly to sleep apnea like the insecure little faggot that you are.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on April 27, 2015, 11:34:25 PM
if you're a man and in reference to another man, actually use the words "chiseled abs" or notice the chest is shaved and think of him as a fag, 99.9% chance you view this as a pozitive (because buttdarts later)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on April 28, 2015, 12:17:17 AM
The Protein World controversy has led to the butthurt femmes and fuckbois trying their hardest to find dirt on the CEO dude and the marketing dude (the guy from the video above) by trawling through their Instagrams etc. So far, all that's come to light is they're both massive bros that can back up the shit they're saying and the feminists don't know whether to scream and throw hissy fits or diddle their clits, which is amusing.

(http://i.imgur.com/dJMrigi.jpg)

Roids

(http://i.imgur.com/miuF6qP.jpg)

Plays rugby and does BJJ.

Top guy is my goal physique.  Clearly he uses steroids (can't get those kind of traps and delts without it), but I see no issue with them. 

He may use his products because good protein powder is good protein powder, same with creative and taurine.  Given the costs of their shit, it is probably really good in the sense of protein content per serving. 
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Aran on April 28, 2015, 01:03:35 AM
sorry youre fat, rocket. good news is just spend less time not lawyering and more time hitting the gym and youll stop being like that

and im 100% serious. if youre a man and you see the picture of another man with chiseled abs and shaved chests and think 'eh... fag' 99.9% chances youre a fat unkempt piece of shit with self-esteem issues. this is the exact mirror version of women who spend time looking at body parts and wishing they were like that, but for men.

its the same shit that beta faggots pull when they talk about people who work out a lot 'lmao they are dumb jocks I am making something of my life while they lift while and are dumb and say bro!'. they know they are inferior so they need to make shit up to deflect from their self-inflected shortcomings. its the same kind of self-defense mechanism that goes through the mind of losers when they see a really really hot girl and think 'i bet she's a bitch' because they know they would never ever give them the time of day.

if you're actually a man with self-esteem (which means you have an active lifestyle that involves the gym/sports and not being fat), when you walk in front of the picture of a model like that, you either think absolutely nothing, 'good for him', or 'damn, i need to up my game'. that's the actual healthy reaction to seeing pictures of men in shape and groomed, not 'lmbo fag' then cry yourself fatly to sleep apnea like the insecure little faggot that you are.

(http://i.imgur.com/5lvg0fb.jpg)

You're wearing those things down to nubs.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on April 28, 2015, 02:07:11 AM
sorry youre fat, rocket. good news is just spend less time not lawyering and more time hitting the gym and youll stop being like that

and im 100% serious. if youre a man and you see the picture of another man with chiseled abs and shaved chests and think 'eh... fag' 99.9% chances youre a fat unkempt piece of shit with self-esteem issues. this is the exact mirror version of women who spend time looking at body parts and wishing they were like that, but for men.

its the same shit that beta faggots pull when they talk about people who work out a lot 'lmao they are dumb jocks I am making something of my life while they lift while and are dumb and say bro!'. they know they are inferior so they need to make shit up to deflect from their self-inflected shortcomings. its the same kind of self-defense mechanism that goes through the mind of losers when they see a really really hot girl and think 'i bet she's a bitch' because they know they would never ever give them the time of day.

if you're actually a man with self-esteem (which means you have an active lifestyle that involves the gym/sports and not being fat), when you walk in front of the picture of a model like that, you either think absolutely nothing, 'good for him', or 'damn, i need to up my game'. that's the actual healthy reaction to seeing pictures of men in shape and groomed, not 'lmbo fag' then cry yourself fatly to sleep apnea like the insecure little faggot that you are.

(http://i.imgur.com/5lvg0fb.jpg)

You're wearing those things down to nubs.

the irony of you posting in the fat and obesity thread is delicious.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Hogbox on April 28, 2015, 02:43:43 AM
sorry youre fat, rocket. good news is just spend less time not lawyering and more time hitting the gym and youll stop being like that

and im 100% serious. if youre a man and you see the picture of another man with chiseled abs and shaved chests and think 'eh... fag' 99.9% chances youre a fat unkempt piece of shit with self-esteem issues. this is the exact mirror version of women who spend time looking at body parts and wishing they were like that, but for men.

its the same shit that beta faggots pull when they talk about people who work out a lot 'lmao they are dumb jocks I am making something of my life while they lift while and are dumb and say bro!'. they know they are inferior so they need to make shit up to deflect from their self-inflected shortcomings. its the same kind of self-defense mechanism that goes through the mind of losers when they see a really really hot girl and think 'i bet she's a bitch' because they know they would never ever give them the time of day.

if you're actually a man with self-esteem (which means you have an active lifestyle that involves the gym/sports and not being fat), when you walk in front of the picture of a model like that, you either think absolutely nothing, 'good for him', or 'damn, i need to up my game'. that's the actual healthy reaction to seeing pictures of men in shape and groomed, not 'lmbo fag' then cry yourself fatly to sleep apnea like the insecure little faggot that you are.


You've got to know when to troll
Know when to LOL
Know when to wring your hands
In your jew canoe.


-The Shitposter

Kenny Rogers
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: As a white male I on April 28, 2015, 05:42:17 AM
sorry youre fat, rocket. good news is just spend less time not lawyering and more time hitting the gym and youll stop being like that

and im 100% serious. if youre a man and you see the picture of another man with chiseled abs and shaved chests and think 'eh... fag' 99.9% chances youre a fat unkempt piece of shit with self-esteem issues. this is the exact mirror version of women who spend time looking at body parts and wishing they were like that, but for men.

its the same shit that beta faggots pull when they talk about people who work out a lot 'lmao they are dumb jocks I am making something of my life while they lift while and are dumb and say bro!'. they know they are inferior so they need to make shit up to deflect from their self-inflected shortcomings. its the same kind of self-defense mechanism that goes through the mind of losers when they see a really really hot girl and think 'i bet she's a bitch' because they know they would never ever give them the time of day.

if you're actually a man with self-esteem (which means you have an active lifestyle that involves the gym/sports and not being fat), when you walk in front of the picture of a model like that, you either think absolutely nothing, 'good for him', or 'damn, i need to up my game'. that's the actual healthy reaction to seeing pictures of men in shape and groomed, not 'lmbo fag' then cry yourself fatly to sleep apnea like the insecure little faggot that you are.

Heh...fag.  :smug:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rocket on April 28, 2015, 06:29:15 AM
sorry youre fat, rocket. good news is just spend less time not lawyering and more time hitting the gym and youll stop being like that

and im 100% serious. if youre a man and you see the picture of another man with chiseled abs and shaved chests and think 'eh... fag' 99.9% chances youre a fat unkempt piece of shit with self-esteem issues. this is the exact mirror version of women who spend time looking at body parts and wishing they were like that, but for men.

its the same shit that beta faggots pull when they talk about people who work out a lot 'lmao they are dumb jocks I am making something of my life while they lift while and are dumb and say bro!'. they know they are inferior so they need to make shit up to deflect from their self-inflected shortcomings. its the same kind of self-defense mechanism that goes through the mind of losers when they see a really really hot girl and think 'i bet she's a bitch' because they know they would never ever give them the time of day.

if you're actually a man with self-esteem (which means you have an active lifestyle that involves the gym/sports and not being fat), when you walk in front of the picture of a model like that, you either think absolutely nothing, 'good for him', or 'damn, i need to up my game'. that's the actual healthy reaction to seeing pictures of men in shape and groomed, not 'lmbo fag' then cry yourself fatly to sleep apnea like the insecure little faggot that you are.
I don't care if you think I'm built or fat or skinny or whatever. I don't care what you think, you weirdo. But the way you describe men is definitely faggot territory.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rocket on April 28, 2015, 06:30:48 AM
I'm gonna go ahead and guess that Cis watches A LOT of MMA.

Like, maybe too much.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on April 28, 2015, 08:14:37 AM
A comic I worked with had a great line about this. He said men have healthier self esteem than women because when a woman sees a gorgeous female model she goes "Oh, I wish I had her thighs. I wish I had her nose. Oh, her tits are perfect. I wish I had her abs."

Men see a manscaped groomed male model and go "heh....fag."


if youre a man and you see the picture of another man with chiseled abs and shaved chests and think 'eh... fag' 99.9% chances youre a fat unkempt piece of shit with self-esteem issues. this is the exact mirror version of women who spend time looking at body parts and wishing they were like that, but for men.


HOLY SHIT YOU FIGURED OUT HOW THE JOKE WORKS
(http://i.imgur.com/5PSVtmOm.png)(http://www.ribbonsgalore.com/images/ribbons/titles/CLS_flat_participant_purple300.jpg)(http://secure.trophiesplus.com/applications/default/images/products/xs-217.jpg)(http://blogcdn.4tests.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/participation-trophies.jpg)(http://www.awardsco.com/images/upload/items/RIB1-PAR.jpg)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: blasting_asshole on April 28, 2015, 09:50:58 AM
sorry youre fat, rocket. good news is just spend less time not lawyering and more time hitting the gym and youll stop being like that

and im 100% serious. if youre a man and you see the picture of another man with chiseled abs and shaved chests and think 'eh... fag' 99.9% chances youre a fat unkempt piece of shit with self-esteem issues. this is the exact mirror version of women who spend time looking at body parts and wishing they were like that, but for men.

its the same shit that beta faggots pull when they talk about people who work out a lot 'lmao they are dumb jocks I am making something of my life while they lift while and are dumb and say bro!'. they know they are inferior so they need to make shit up to deflect from their self-inflected shortcomings. its the same kind of self-defense mechanism that goes through the mind of losers when they see a really really hot girl and think 'i bet she's a bitch' because they know they would never ever give them the time of day.

if you're actually a man with self-esteem (which means you have an active lifestyle that involves the gym/sports and not being fat), when you walk in front of the picture of a model like that, you either think absolutely nothing, 'good for him', or 'damn, i need to up my game'. that's the actual healthy reaction to seeing pictures of men in shape and groomed, not 'lmbo fag' then cry yourself fatly to sleep apnea like the insecure little faggot that you are.


You've got to know when to troll
Know when to LOL
Know when to wring your hands
In your jew canoe.


-The Shitposter

Kenny Rogers
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on April 28, 2015, 09:53:58 AM
HOLY SHIT YOU FIGURED OUT HOW THE JOKE WORKS

how is that even a joke? it doesn't work because its not in any way healthier or different :shrug:

this is the equivalent of 'WHITE PEOPLE BE DRIVING LIKE THIS *does something*, WHILE MEXICANS BE DRIVING LIKE THAT *does exactly the same*'


i mean i know youre the sex-havin professional funny man, but im really worried about the crowds who watch you perform if thats youre idea of a joke, much less a funny one

Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rocket on April 28, 2015, 09:56:50 AM
HOLY SHIT YOU FIGURED OUT HOW THE JOKE WORKS

how is that even a joke? it doesn't work because its not in any way healthier or different :shrug:

this is the equivalent of 'WHITE PEOPLE BE DRIVING LIKE THIS *does something*, WHILE MEXICANS BE DRIVING LIKE THAT *does exactly the same*'


i mean i know youre the sex-havin professional funny man, but im really worried about the crowds who watch you perform if thats youre idea of a joke, much less a funny one
Please provide Band-Aids with your posts, and not the other AIDS you normally provide.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: White Rapper on April 28, 2015, 09:57:14 AM
No need to argue with the fatties they quite literally get treated as lesser human beings by their friends, family, and co-workers. It is sub-conscious human bias that even other fatties perpetuate against each other. They like it when you argue with them because you are paying attention to them and giving their words equal weight which is something that never happens to them IRL where people can see their disgusting mass.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on April 28, 2015, 10:13:54 AM
HOLY SHIT YOU FIGURED OUT HOW THE JOKE WORKS

how is that even a joke? it doesn't work because its not in any way healthier or different :shrug:

this is the equivalent of 'WHITE PEOPLE BE DRIVING LIKE THIS *does something*, WHILE MEXICANS BE DRIVING LIKE THAT *does exactly the same*'


i mean i know youre the sex-havin professional funny man, but im really worried about the crowds who watch you perform if thats youre idea of a joke, much less a funny one

Its not my fault you got raped by the Hamburgler in the ball pit while your parents were busy trying to haggle down the McD's Shekel Menu
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on April 28, 2015, 10:17:16 AM
Rocket, please change profile pic to this so it reflects reality

(http://i.imgur.com/9o44yKv.jpg)

No need to argue with the fatties they quite literally get treated as lesser human beings by their friends, family, and co-workers. It is sub-conscious human bias that even other fatties perpetuate against each other. They like it when you argue with them because you are paying attention to them and giving their words equal weight which is something that never happens to them IRL where people can see their disgusting mass.

p much, yeah

even when they throw insults around, they can only resort to food because thats all they know
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Triggered by Pepe on April 28, 2015, 10:23:50 AM
Christ, it was a cheap joke about how men just make a cheap insult and move on happily while women get bogged down. Stop arguing like its a proper thing you fucking fag.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rocket on April 28, 2015, 11:35:52 AM
HOLY SHIT YOU FIGURED OUT HOW THE JOKE WORKS

how is that even a joke? it doesn't work because its not in any way healthier or different :shrug:

this is the equivalent of 'WHITE PEOPLE BE DRIVING LIKE THIS *does something*, WHILE MEXICANS BE DRIVING LIKE THAT *does exactly the same*'


i mean i know youre the sex-havin professional funny man, but im really worried about the crowds who watch you perform if thats youre idea of a joke, much less a funny one

Its not my fault you got raped by the Hamburgler in the ball pit while your parents were busy trying to haggle down the McD's Shekel Menu
How is that even a joke? McDonald's doesn't have a shekel menu! And do you know know that it is not kosher to eat meat and cheese together?

I bet the women you have sex with don't get your jokes.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Aran on April 28, 2015, 11:54:07 AM
sorry youre fat, rocket. good news is just spend less time not lawyering and more time hitting the gym and youll stop being like that

and im 100% serious. if youre a man and you see the picture of another man with chiseled abs and shaved chests and think 'eh... fag' 99.9% chances youre a fat unkempt piece of shit with self-esteem issues. this is the exact mirror version of women who spend time looking at body parts and wishing they were like that, but for men.

its the same shit that beta faggots pull when they talk about people who work out a lot 'lmao they are dumb jocks I am making something of my life while they lift while and are dumb and say bro!'. they know they are inferior so they need to make shit up to deflect from their self-inflected shortcomings. its the same kind of self-defense mechanism that goes through the mind of losers when they see a really really hot girl and think 'i bet she's a bitch' because they know they would never ever give them the time of day.

if you're actually a man with self-esteem (which means you have an active lifestyle that involves the gym/sports and not being fat), when you walk in front of the picture of a model like that, you either think absolutely nothing, 'good for him', or 'damn, i need to up my game'. that's the actual healthy reaction to seeing pictures of men in shape and groomed, not 'lmbo fag' then cry yourself fatly to sleep apnea like the insecure little faggot that you are.

(http://i.imgur.com/5lvg0fb.jpg)

You're wearing those things down to nubs.

the irony of you posting in the fat and obesity thread is delicious.

Aran... fat?
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rocket on April 28, 2015, 12:02:48 PM
sorry youre fat, rocket. good news is just spend less time not lawyering and more time hitting the gym and youll stop being like that

and im 100% serious. if youre a man and you see the picture of another man with chiseled abs and shaved chests and think 'eh... fag' 99.9% chances youre a fat unkempt piece of shit with self-esteem issues. this is the exact mirror version of women who spend time looking at body parts and wishing they were like that, but for men.

its the same shit that beta faggots pull when they talk about people who work out a lot 'lmao they are dumb jocks I am making something of my life while they lift while and are dumb and say bro!'. they know they are inferior so they need to make shit up to deflect from their self-inflected shortcomings. its the same kind of self-defense mechanism that goes through the mind of losers when they see a really really hot girl and think 'i bet she's a bitch' because they know they would never ever give them the time of day.

if you're actually a man with self-esteem (which means you have an active lifestyle that involves the gym/sports and not being fat), when you walk in front of the picture of a model like that, you either think absolutely nothing, 'good for him', or 'damn, i need to up my game'. that's the actual healthy reaction to seeing pictures of men in shape and groomed, not 'lmbo fag' then cry yourself fatly to sleep apnea like the insecure little faggot that you are.

(http://i.imgur.com/5lvg0fb.jpg)

You're wearing those things down to nubs.

the irony of you posting in the fat and obesity thread is delicious.

Aran... fat?
Yes, but not delicious.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Embedded YouTube Journo on April 28, 2015, 12:14:31 PM
so are lardo trannies like Fire...trans...fats...?
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: blasting_asshole on April 28, 2015, 12:25:29 PM
i mean i know youre the sex-havin professional funny man

Looks like Lahey is back on the liquor.

"YOU JUST THINK YOUR SO SEXY WITH YOUR RIPPLING ABS AND HILARIOUS JOKES, DON'T YOU?! Well, I got news for ya! You might be sexy, but you can't teach me anything about shitposting!"
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on April 28, 2015, 01:02:33 PM
Lol someone called in a bomb threat.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Tranny Feet on April 28, 2015, 01:29:16 PM
This should be good for the pictures alone.

Quote
'Beach body ready' tube advert protests planned for Hyde Park

Thousands of people angered by the advert for Protein World weight-loss products will protest in Hyde Park on Saturday


 Caroline Davies

Tuesday 28 April 2015 09.08 BST

People angered by a controversial advert featuring a bikini-wearing model and asking “Are you beach body ready?” are planning a demonstration, complaining that the campaign promotes negative body issues.

Thousands of people have signed an online petition for the posters, for Protein World weight-loss products, to be removed from London Underground stations. Others have organised a “taking back the beach” protest, set for London’s Hyde Park on Saturday.

http://www.theguardian.com/media/2015/apr/27/mass-demonstration-planned-over-beach-body-ready-tube-advert
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: White Rapper on April 28, 2015, 01:34:32 PM
lol mass demonstration
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Triggered by Pepe on April 28, 2015, 03:11:30 PM
I can't wait to see hordes of fat cunts and students all protesting over this. Especially the students, as they have enough free time to actually look like that.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: tranny hatefucker on April 28, 2015, 03:16:24 PM
Hahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaggahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahhahagahahahhahhahhahhahha
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rape Artist on April 28, 2015, 03:31:57 PM
I hope lots of shitlords are there with cameras
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Tranny Feet on April 28, 2015, 03:45:06 PM
They have a lulzfest Facebook page promoting it.

https://www.facebook.com/events/1422738334699476/

Unfortunately, this lady with multi-coloured hair can't make it but she's probably an example of what to expect.

(http://i.imgur.com/QNUNkRl.png)

Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Monostats Infected Scrotum on April 28, 2015, 03:56:30 PM
They have a lulzfest Facebook page promoting it.

https://www.facebook.com/events/1422738334699476/

Unfortunately, this lady with multi-coloured hair can't make it but she's probably an example of what to expect.

(http://i.imgur.com/QNUNkRl.png)

Great, a bunch of landwhales are going to the beach to mate with their oceanbound kin, hope most them decide to quit living on land and quit blocking my view of women who don't look like Crisco adverts.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: unprivsplain on April 28, 2015, 04:00:36 PM
I can't wait to see hordes of fat cunts and students all protesting over this. Especially the students, as they have enough free time to actually look like that.
I bet there will be a ton of average/slightly overweight girls there to feel better about themselves/pretend to help their friends. In fact, I bet there will be a lot of moderately fit guys picking them up or going whaling if that's their thing.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on April 28, 2015, 04:01:09 PM
lol mass demonstration

It will be like a black hole, so much mass that whatever goes in doesn't come out.  Anyone seen in the vicinity of the mass demonstrations will need to be very careful.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on April 28, 2015, 04:11:12 PM
I'm buying some whey from them, anyone have any thoughts about the pills? I always kinda feel like muscle pills are snake oil.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: MassiveMilitant on April 28, 2015, 04:36:36 PM
I'm buying some whey from them, anyone have any thoughts about the pills? I always kinda feel like muscle pills are snake oil.

Unless they're a methyl compound steroid, any kind of mass gainer pills are bullshit.
However there is some evidence that taking Zinc and folic acid as well as garlic will boost your testicle output. So if you wanna take pills that arent straight up steroids, those three might be worth it. Might.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on April 28, 2015, 04:59:07 PM
the pozzed UK media (pozzest in the west) are in full :ultlibrage: over this

i loled p hard when i opened a guardian article:
(http://i.imgur.com/bZl4sRw.png)

and another article just as hilarious, coming from the girl who participated in this:

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A Twitter storm has been unleashed - and it was this that I became caught up in. It has not been good for my mental health.

I have a history of mental health conditions, many relating to body image. Overweight as a child, diagnosed with anorexia at the age of 14, sectioned under the mental health act for anorexia aged 17, have been suicidal due to compulsive overeating and struggled with bulimia. I have been in and out of hospital five times, went from a size four to a size 20 (UK) in less than six months.

I still struggle but now work in comedy to promote body confidence and help break mental health stigma. Last year I took my show Look At Me to the Edinburgh Fringe.
"Beach ready" is one of many lazy campaigns using images of slender, toned female models or beefed-up muscular men alongside text that implies, "this is what an acceptable body looks like".

Some people think the company behind it is being deliberately provocative to get as much publicity as possible. The chief executive of Protein World, Arjun Seth, described the people who defaced the posters as "irrational extremists" in Monday's London's Evening Standard. He suggested an "unhinged individual" had threatened to attack the company's head office and said, it had "absolutely no qualms in identifying these fools for exactly what they are. I hope the NSA find these terrorists and take them to Guantanamo Bay".
(http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/624/media/images/82616000/png/_82616960_screenshot2015-04-24at14.32.24.png)
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When signing the petition, I wrote: "I spent my life feeling I wasn't good enough" and allowed it to be tweeted. The company saw it and responded: "Why make your insecurities our problem?", adding a winking emoji.

I replied that the ads were making girls feel bad, to which they replied: "and it's ok to be fat and out of shape instead of healthy? We are a nation of sympathisers for fatties #doesnthelpanyone".

Other people got involved. Some defended me, criticising Protein World for its terrible public relations. Others described me as a fat feminazi, jealous of the beautiful body in the ads. One person even told me I was body shaming the model.

I tweeted the company offering to discuss the issue and explaining about my shows and myself. There was no immediate reply.

Another tweeter pressed chief executive Arjun Seth and Head of Global Marketing Richard Staveley about the company's "fat" tweets to me, asking if they were acceptable. Seth replied dismissively: "It sounds like Juliette had a lot of issues well before she saw the ad".

After another exchange, Seth replied, "you're both crazy. Get off Twitter and do some work!"
(http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/624/media/images/82616000/png/_82616962_screenshot2015-04-24at14.38.13.png)
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This was shocking to me - yes, I am crazy. I have been sectioned but I couldn't believe someone in a CEO position could be so disrespectful and belittle someone in such an abusive, dismissive, public way.

The Twitter storm continued. Seth replied to one of my defenders: "So she does have a mental health condition." He added a laughing face and an "OK" emoji.
This tweet was directly making fun of someone with mental health conditions.

The company and Arjun have deleted the original tweets to me.

Responding to questions from the BBC, Richard Staveley said: "These tweets have been taken out of context. Juliette herself engaged in the conversation earlier in what many would interpret a jokey manner. Mr Seth at no point knew she had genuine mental health issues."

the woman in question:
(http://www.freshair.org.uk/system/posts/images/000/000/920/original/When_I_Grow_Up.jpg?1379372785)

:tom:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Tranny Feet on April 28, 2015, 05:10:20 PM
The 'Comment Is Free' part of The Guardian website is a clickbait, "submit your own article" shitfest. None of this stuff makes the actual physical paper (there are standards to uphold) but they'll stick up online all manner of absolute nutcase bollocks. What's reassuring about this (and is often the case), if you read the comments, it's mostly people telling the writer to STFU, mocking thin-skinned fatties and bemoaning how The Guardian could 'print' this shit in the first place.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on April 28, 2015, 05:12:38 PM
that second one is from the beeb tho

not that anyone should be surprise they give a platform to actual insane people, that happens so routinely there
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on April 28, 2015, 06:53:19 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/5OrW3if.jpg)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on April 28, 2015, 06:54:34 PM
I'm buying some whey from them, anyone have any thoughts about the pills? I always kinda feel like muscle pills are snake oil.

Unless they're a methyl compound steroid, any kind of mass gainer pills are bullshit.
However there is some evidence that taking Zinc and folic acid as well as garlic will boost your testicle output. So if you wanna take pills that arent straight up steroids, those three might be worth it. Might.

Thanks mm.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on April 28, 2015, 07:22:54 PM
lmbo if you look at their twitter feed, they are retweeting a bunch of great, fit and smiling girls who are happy using their products (actual customers)

the difference between them and the angry fatties triggered by it is like night and day
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on April 28, 2015, 07:53:42 PM
lmbo if you look at their twitter feed, they are retweeting a bunch of great, fit and smiling girls who are happy using their products (actual customers)

the difference between them and the angry fatties triggered by it is like night and day

The hilarious part is I know people who aren't in great shape who have laughed at this.  Only the most broken of people would raise a fuss over this.

Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on April 28, 2015, 08:51:32 PM
the woman in question:
(http://www.freshair.org.uk/system/posts/images/000/000/920/original/When_I_Grow_Up.jpg?1379372785)

:tom:

lol that's like an 11 in the uk.

(http://i.imgur.com/Lz1FH24.jpg)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Ghostse on April 29, 2015, 01:45:05 AM
I'm gonna go ahead and guess that Cis watches A LOT of MMA.

Stop making a big deal out of that. He only watches it for the articles.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: blasting_asshole on April 29, 2015, 12:31:10 PM
Love how "Your insecurities are not our problem" is basically the right-wing version of "not my job to educate you" except it actually makes sense and isn't counter-productive.

Would also like to add...
-Your religion is not my problem.
-Your income is not our responsibility.
-Your children are not society's burden.
-Your feelings are not grounds for legislation.
-Your family is not my commitment.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Carbpoole on April 29, 2015, 08:36:27 PM
I'm buying some whey from them, anyone have any thoughts about the pills? I always kinda feel like muscle pills are snake oil.

Unless they're a methyl compound steroid, any kind of mass gainer pills are bullshit.
However there is some evidence that taking Zinc and folic acid as well as garlic will boost your testicle output. So if you wanna take pills that arent straight up steroids, those three might be worth it. Might.

Thanks mm.

Just look at what's banned by the current anti-doping agencies and buy that supplement.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on April 30, 2015, 09:43:37 AM
Love how "Your insecurities are not our problem" is basically the right-wing version of "not my job to educate you" except it actually makes sense and isn't counter-productive.

Would also like to add...
-Your religion is not my problem.
-Your income is not our responsibility.
-Your children are not society's burden.
-Your feelings are not grounds for legislation.
-Your family is not my commitment.

:lfsay: BUT IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO!!!
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Tranny Feet on May 01, 2015, 09:02:13 AM
So YouGov did a poll about whether or not the advert was offensive:

(http://i.imgur.com/dk33QJG.png)

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New YouGov research finds that the majority of British women (55%) say the advert is offensive – making women feel self-conscious, like they have to be slim to wear a bikini. A sizeable minority (34%) of women say the advert is fine, however – and most men (55%) agree it is just a way for a company to make money and help people lose weight.

Most 18-24 year-olds (52%) say the advert is offensive, while the other age groups are either divided or tend to say it’s fine.
https://yougov.co.uk/news/2015/04/30/beach-body-ready-advert/

tl;dr women are out of shape and embarrassed by it, this generation is made up of faggots and crybabies

You've got to love the line about women feeling "like they have to be slim to wear a bikini", like that's a bad thing. Like being fit enough to look good in a bikini isn't something you should aspire to.

The Spectator also had a realtalk article about it.

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The response to the Protein World poster has been bonkers, even by the standards of this era of offence-taking and PC intolerance. Feminists have taken it upon themselves to deface the ads, because they claim that the question ‘Are you beach body ready?’ body-shames the plump and makes normal-sized women feel bad about themselves. At Liverpool Street Station someone has scribbled over the model’s face and cleavage — cover her up! — and written the words ‘NOT OKAY’, which, alongside ‘That’s inappropriate’, is the most grating of the schoolmarmish phrases peddled by the PC mob. It basically means, ‘I think this isn’t okay, and because I am so incredibly important that means you shouldn’t be allowed to see it either’.

http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/brendan-oneill/2015/04/feminism-becomes-more-like-islamism-every-day/

I am honestly pumped to see the fucking monsters that turn out for this Hyde Park thing. If I didn't have better things to do, I'd go down with a Super-Soaker filled with piss or throw chips at them.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on May 01, 2015, 09:07:30 AM
how trustworthy is a YouGov.com poll?

Or is it like trusting a poll from HuffPo?
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Tranny Feet on May 01, 2015, 09:19:47 AM
All I know is they're one of the "big" polls here come election time and are usually pretty accurate. I don't know what their methodology is for twatty shit like this but they're supposedly a step above housewife clickbait banner ad surveys.

edit: now that I've actually checked, HuffPo is a client of theirs so perhaps it is a lot of bullshit.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: White Rapper on May 01, 2015, 11:08:06 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/GZOlTH4.jpg)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Hogbox on May 01, 2015, 11:42:07 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/GZOlTH4.jpg)

WOULD
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: sharktits and all on May 01, 2015, 11:50:02 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/GZOlTH4.jpg)


WOULD

Nice username/post combo.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Danger-Weiner on May 01, 2015, 12:06:36 PM
A SECOND MORE POWERFUL CRANE HAS JUST HIT THE WORLD TRADE CENTER!!!
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Autistic Yankee on May 01, 2015, 12:26:16 PM
Ahahhaha  A crane was not sufficient to lift your fat ass out of bed so a SECOND MORE POWERFUL CRANE was called in.

Thats fucking amazing.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Tranny Feet on May 01, 2015, 12:59:39 PM
:happening:

From Marketing Magazine:

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Why Protein World is reaping the rewards from its 'genuine integrity'

by Alex Smith, 28.04.2015

(http://cached.imagescaler.hbpl.co.uk/resize/scaleWidth/620/offlinehbpl.hbpl.co.uk/news/OKM/beachb-20150428104544616.jpg)

Is that Protein World campaign brand suicide or stroke of genius? Depends what side you're on, says Alex Smith, planning director at Sense.

The past four days have seen one of the most effective and innovative pieces of brand marketing in living memory. It has bred "brand fans" by the thousand in an age where that term is sorely overused, and exploded the brand’s social following.

It has turned a £250,000 media spend into a viral phenomenon. It has made a little known brand a household name in the circles it cares about. It has reaped £1million in direct sales revenue.

"Well, who the fuck is this Alex Smith arsehole to comment on it? Why the fuck would we listen to another cisgender MALE mansplain to us?" the tubsters will scream.

And then some of them might look him up and find the website of the marketing company he works for, expecting to find some it's bush league shit.

(http://i.imgur.com/NQ1DjVV.png)

Oh.

 :draper:

I'd quote it but the whole thing is a pro-read.

http://www.marketingmagazine.co.uk/article/1344885/why-protein-world-reaping-rewards-its-genuine-integrity

The conclusion nails it:

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In a world where brands are still living with a 20th century mindset of trying to be all things to all people, having particular character and meaning is an increasingly valuable commodity.

Protein World has shown a way to develop that with a stick of dynamite, and the same approach is there for the taking for brands across the ‘values spectrum’.

If you sit at the pole of a vaguely polarising issue, identify your ‘anti-market’ and attack it.

If possible, harness the trend of ‘cyber shaming’ and use it to your advantage. This approach will work particularly well for brands whose position hovers around the libertarian/conservative side of politics, as their ‘anti-markets’ are much better mobilised socially and capable of feeding those precious flames of scandal.

You’ll lose no customers and become a champion for those who share your side of the issue.

These are the polarising brands – strong stomachs, the capacity to be hated, and a pretty robust set of community managers. Expect to see more of them.

It's a brave new world, fatties, and money talks.  :obama:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Tranny Feet on May 01, 2015, 06:03:43 PM
The ugly one spent all day making signs for this shitshow tomorrow, like a fat kid going to a WWE Raw taping.

(http://i.imgur.com/Hs0aoqh.png)

The fuckable one is posting pictures of herself looking fuckable which has got to be making some of the fatties bristle, that their cause is being championed by a chick who actually does look good in a bikini.

(http://i.imgur.com/oOE5Yy7.png)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Babomb on May 01, 2015, 07:51:36 PM
Ahahhaha  A crane was not sufficient to lift your fat ass out of bed so a SECOND MORE POWERFUL CRANE was called in.

Thats fucking amazing.
Thats impressive in a morbid kind of way.  I mean if a crane can't lift you hows your legs gonna hold you up?  At that point you should just keep on pounding down the food and see how big your jabba hutt ass gets before you croak, go to the world record.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: unprivsplain on May 01, 2015, 08:02:25 PM
A SECOND MORE POWERFUL CRANE HAS JUST HIT THE WORLD TRADE CENTER!!!
I like all the cop cars showing up at noon. They all rushed there since they heard the crane was there, but little did they know it would take a second, more powerful crane.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Autistic Yankee on May 01, 2015, 08:25:37 PM
Fagmins, change my name to "A second, more powerful crane"
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on May 01, 2015, 08:32:51 PM
The same harpies who are raging against Protein World post shit like this.

(http://i.imgur.com/LoLp2QAl.png) (http://imgur.com/LoLp2QA)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on May 01, 2015, 09:02:51 PM
lol @ the beta in that post, he is m'ladys strawman factory
They're all women. "Mark" is the ultra-SJW cunt who ALWAYS TYPES IN ALL CAPS.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Autistic Yankee on May 01, 2015, 09:15:17 PM
Honestly, it's only a matter of time before we have some fucking GOVERNMENT AGENCY created to screen all movies and commercials for "harmful depictions of women".  Can you just imagine some fucking  :goonette: government regulator coming in to your advertising firm and waiting around for her to give an official stamp of approval before you are allowed to release the ad. 

Jesus, just ask a goon if he's ok with this and he will obviously say yes.  This is what they actually want.  This is their end game.  Government must use force to stamp out wrong think.


"Sorry Disney, the princess in your upcoming movie has a waist that is just a tiny bit too small.  Federal animation guideline 238-B, sec 7 states that "the waistline of an animated woman must be no smaller than 5/8th's the size of the characters head".  Please enlarge her waistline by at least 7% and resubmit for approval"
 :say:
 :christina:

Goons actually want a society like this.  They think this is a good thing.   :tuss:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: White Rapper on May 01, 2015, 11:31:46 PM
Women who reveal their skin should be stoned to death.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: sharktits and all on May 01, 2015, 11:36:53 PM
Women who reveal their skin should be stoned to death.

 :dunegoonsay: :clappo:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: neat on May 01, 2015, 11:38:05 PM
Women who reveal their skin should be stoned to death.

this but unironically
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on May 02, 2015, 04:02:29 AM
Yeah give em something to really complain about.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Tranny Feet on May 02, 2015, 10:17:43 AM
I was wondering why they keep asking the redhead to do all the interviews and not the other one. I'm guessing it's less to do with photogenics and more because she's an insufferable Quest For Fame idiot.

(http://i.imgur.com/PnFMZz2.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/VdSK1sg.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/YQeThs6.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/fJaPVp9.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/RnfcBdF.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/qxH817V.png)

You sure this is actually about fatties for you, toots?

(http://i.imgur.com/hf2jjSX.png)

 :obama:

(http://i.imgur.com/0lzJq96.png)

:dubya:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Tranny Feet on May 02, 2015, 12:13:47 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/rl2E5jo.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/dFBAtP8.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/iWckw43.jpg)

More photographers than protesters.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Eboltzer1 on May 02, 2015, 12:29:36 PM
Funny how it's all relatively dece (but still lumpy and out of shape) people instead of the morbidly obese tumblrinas
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on May 02, 2015, 03:31:55 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/XY9e2h3.png)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Wu-Tang Tran on May 02, 2015, 03:40:54 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/rl2E5jo.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/dFBAtP8.jpg)


(http://i.imgur.com/iWckw43.jpg)

More photographers than protesters.

The funny thing is that all of those chicks could be "beach body ready" with like 3-4 months of consistent gym work.   

I don't get why its so offensive to them.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on May 02, 2015, 03:59:09 PM
I want to see more of that chick's ass from the first pic.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: As a white male I on May 02, 2015, 04:36:36 PM
The funny thing is that all of those chicks could be "beach body ready" with like 3-4 months of consistent gym work.   

I don't get why its so offensive to them.

Because women are by design whiny and insecure.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: professional lurker on May 02, 2015, 06:40:53 PM
I really hope the marketing people that arent Protein World take a look at that. With all the bullshit on twitter and social media and internet clickbait shit sites only seven actual human beings (who never would have bought the product in the first place) showed up to this stupid protest.

I didn't even know England had beaches in the first place. I just imagined it was all just like the Cliffs of Insanity from the Princess Bride which is why they didn't get invaded during WW2.

-This post lovingly brought to you by NyQuil
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Tranny Feet on May 02, 2015, 07:30:18 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/sd1oHLo.png)

A follow-up from the previous Breitbart article:

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/05/02/social-justice-warriors-are-addicted-to-hate-so-when-will-it-kill/

Quote
Protein World has gone from minnows to multi-million mega brand in a fortnight. And let us remember: none of this would have happened without the SJWs’ fury. Not only have their protests spectacularly backfired, they’ve made the company’s owners rich and famous. And that has made the SJWs angier than ever.

Yet there’s more. Protein World is next taking their ads to New York in an identical format save for one salient point: they will twist the knife in their protestors’ guts by incorporating the hashtag #growupharriet on their US billboards.

:tom:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: tender of the rape garden on May 02, 2015, 08:32:33 PM
The funny thing is that all of those chicks could be "beach body ready" with like 3-4 months of consistent gym work.   

I don't get why its so offensive to them.

Because women are by design whiny and insecure.

and lazy.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: wimpb on May 03, 2015, 06:41:50 AM
hey men are lazy too

Quote
John Backus said during a 1979 interview with Think, the IBM employee magazine, "Much of my work has come from being lazy. I didn't like writing programs, and so, when I was working on the IBM 701, writing programs for computing missile trajectories, I started work on a programming system to make it easier to write programs."
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Eboltzer1 on May 03, 2015, 09:52:27 PM
I believe it was one Mr. Garfield, C, who once said that sloth is the mother of invention.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: weirddogtreats on May 04, 2015, 12:46:52 AM
There's a difference between being lazy and being Bartleby the Scrivener.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: blasting_asshole on May 04, 2015, 12:20:14 PM
So YouGov did a poll about whether or not the advert was offensive:

(http://i.imgur.com/dk33QJG.png)

Just goes to show that YouGov knows their audience is fat women who are perpetually outraged. They WANT everyone to scream "SEXISM" as they mash the share button, which is why they only used the ad targeted towards men.

There is no possible way that even a clickbait site is dumb enough to not think "We need to be showing the female targeted ad to males and the male targeted ad to females, for maximum outrage." They didn't wanna make it seem like there was equal bodyshaming outrage on behalf of both genders. They wanted to make it seem as though women were outraged while men were perfectly ok with it.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Babomb on May 04, 2015, 05:08:56 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/sd1oHLo.png)

A follow-up from the previous Breitbart article:

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/05/02/social-justice-warriors-are-addicted-to-hate-so-when-will-it-kill/

Quote
Protein World has gone from minnows to multi-million mega brand in a fortnight. And let us remember: none of this would have happened without the SJWs’ fury. Not only have their protests spectacularly backfired, they’ve made the company’s owners rich and famous. And that has made the SJWs angier than ever.

Yet there’s more. Protein World is next taking their ads to New York in an identical format save for one salient point: they will twist the knife in their protestors’ guts by incorporating the hashtag #growupharriet on their US billboards.

:tom:
I might buy their shit just so I can piss SJW's off.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Triggered by Pepe on May 04, 2015, 05:52:52 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/sd1oHLo.png)

A follow-up from the previous Breitbart article:

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/05/02/social-justice-warriors-are-addicted-to-hate-so-when-will-it-kill/

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Protein World has gone from minnows to multi-million mega brand in a fortnight. And let us remember: none of this would have happened without the SJWs’ fury. Not only have their protests spectacularly backfired, they’ve made the company’s owners rich and famous. And that has made the SJWs angier than ever.

Yet there’s more. Protein World is next taking their ads to New York in an identical format save for one salient point: they will twist the knife in their protestors’ guts by incorporating the hashtag #growupharriet on their US billboards.

:tom:
I might buy their shit just so I can piss SJW's off.

I already have.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Wu-Tang Tran on May 05, 2015, 04:39:40 PM
I too plan on purchasing their products.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on May 05, 2015, 09:49:21 PM
It must drive the fatties insane to see Carlsberg getting in on the fun too.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: nerdball on May 06, 2015, 10:15:26 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/w5a44h6.jpg)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: White Rapper on May 12, 2015, 10:36:48 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/s7FvdVR.jpg)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: As a white male I on May 13, 2015, 02:12:32 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/s7FvdVR.jpg)

I WANT TO SET FREE MY ROLLS
-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFK1Pw46HV8
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on May 13, 2015, 03:56:51 AM
Y'all with reddit accounts check out fatlogic and fatpeoplehate and any other subreddit with fat in the name that isn't fat apology and maybe subscribe because she sjw faggots on reddit track those subs and freak out when people subscribe.   While you're at it check out coontown and every sub linked in its sidebar.

If you don't have an account consider making one so you can subscribe to the offensive subs that make sjws go nuts, just use fake info of course and get ready for reddit to ban fun and then go to voat.co (reddit without censorship and sjw fags)

/psa
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rape Artist on May 13, 2015, 12:50:35 PM
Y'all with reddit accounts check out fatlogic and fatpeoplehate and any other subreddit with fat in the name that isn't fat apology and maybe subscribe because she sjw faggots on reddit track those subs and freak out when people subscribe.   While you're at it check out coontown and every sub linked in its sidebar.

If you don't have an account consider making one so you can subscribe to the offensive subs that make sjws go nuts, just use fake info of course and get ready for reddit to ban fun and then go to voat.co (reddit without censorship and sjw fags)

/psa

The anonymous confession sub /r/OffMyChest has a bot that auto-bans anyone who posts any thread or comment in /r/fatpeoplehate
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: White Rapper on May 13, 2015, 02:03:32 PM
Y'all with reddit accounts check out fatlogic and fatpeoplehate and any other subreddit with fat in the name that isn't fat apology and maybe subscribe because she sjw faggots on reddit track those subs and freak out when people subscribe.   While you're at it check out coontown and every sub linked in its sidebar.

If you don't have an account consider making one so you can subscribe to the offensive subs that make sjws go nuts, just use fake info of course and get ready for reddit to ban fun and then go to voat.co (reddit without censorship and sjw fags)

/psa

The anonymous confession sub /r/OffMyChest has a bot that auto-bans anyone who posts any thread or comment in /r/fatpeoplehate

Furthermore /r/OffMyChest is run by the group behind /r/ShitRedditSays who originate from Something Awful. They have been slowly taking over sub-reddits with intent of creating a moderation cabal. They hate that a ban from one sub-reddit does not apply to all of them because it limits their power. The next logical step in their power grab is a shared ban-list across sub-reddits they control and automatic ban for being part of sub-reddits outside their control.

It is starting off with banning people in the "wronghink" sub-reddits like /r/fatpeoplehate and /r/TheRedPill but will surely expand far beyond that. Eventually they will ban people from /r/TodayILearned for posting in /r/LifeProTips in an effort to attack the sub-reddits they don't control and force all users under a single team of moderators.

They also leverage the admins to shadowban anyone who "brigades" the sub-reddits they control.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Triggered by Pepe on May 13, 2015, 05:51:34 PM
Everyone will just move to voat. I already secured the "wu" username.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on May 13, 2015, 07:29:18 PM
Everyone will just move to voat. I already secured the "wu" username.
This is correct and the sooner the better.   
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: tender of the rape garden on May 13, 2015, 08:19:24 PM
Y'all with reddit accounts check out fatlogic and fatpeoplehate and any other subreddit with fat in the name that isn't fat apology and maybe subscribe because she sjw faggots on reddit track those subs and freak out when people subscribe.   While you're at it check out coontown and every sub linked in its sidebar.

If you don't have an account consider making one so you can subscribe to the offensive subs that make sjws go nuts, just use fake info of course and get ready for reddit to ban fun and then go to voat.co (reddit without censorship and sjw fags)

/psa

The anonymous confession sub /r/OffMyChest has a bot that auto-bans anyone who posts any thread or comment in /r/fatpeoplehate

Furthermore /r/OffMyChest is run by the group behind /r/ShitRedditSays who originate from Something Awful. They have been slowly taking over sub-reddits with intent of creating a moderation cabal. They hate that a ban from one sub-reddit does not apply to all of them because it limits their power. The next logical step in their power grab is a shared ban-list across sub-reddits they control and automatic ban for being part of sub-reddits outside their control.

It is starting off with banning people in the "wronghink" sub-reddits like /r/fatpeoplehate and /r/TheRedPill but will surely expand far beyond that. Eventually they will ban people from /r/TodayILearned for posting in /r/LifeProTips in an effort to attack the sub-reddits they don't control and force all users under a single team of moderators.

They also leverage the admins to shadowban anyone who "brigades" the sub-reddits they control.

To be fair though, the end result of all that is most likely just them being essentially walled-off from the rest of reddit that doesn't actually give a shit about their bullshit.

I mean let's be honest, for how much they hate places like /r/fatpeoplehate (and /r/tumblrinaction for that matter), the thing they hate the most about them is that they're much larger than SRS, and growing faster. Meanwhile /r/shitredditsays is about the same size as /r/watchpeopledie.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: brolonium on May 14, 2015, 12:24:40 AM
Y'all with reddit accounts check out fatlogic and fatpeoplehate and any other subreddit with fat in the name that isn't fat apology and maybe subscribe because she sjw faggots on reddit track those subs and freak out when people subscribe.   While you're at it check out coontown and every sub linked in its sidebar.

If you don't have an account consider making one so you can subscribe to the offensive subs that make sjws go nuts, just use fake info of course and get ready for reddit to ban fun and then go to voat.co (reddit without censorship and sjw fags)

/psa

The anonymous confession sub /r/OffMyChest has a bot that auto-bans anyone who posts any thread or comment in /r/fatpeoplehate

Furthermore /r/OffMyChest is run by the group behind /r/ShitRedditSays who originate from Something Awful. They have been slowly taking over sub-reddits with intent of creating a moderation cabal. They hate that a ban from one sub-reddit does not apply to all of them because it limits their power. The next logical step in their power grab is a shared ban-list across sub-reddits they control and automatic ban for being part of sub-reddits outside their control.

It is starting off with banning people in the "wronghink" sub-reddits like /r/fatpeoplehate and /r/TheRedPill but will surely expand far beyond that. Eventually they will ban people from /r/TodayILearned for posting in /r/LifeProTips in an effort to attack the sub-reddits they don't control and force all users under a single team of moderators.

They also leverage the admins to shadowban anyone who "brigades" the sub-reddits they control.
Every time we build a glorious socialist utopia we have to build a wall around it to stop people leaving :unparsons:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on May 14, 2015, 11:06:44 AM
I got banned the proper way from r/Offmychest, by posting real talk versus just posting to another subreddit. They really really do not like when people call out others on their bullshit. 

"I raped and murdered 10 kids, please have sympathy for me because I don't know how to stop.  I was born this way and FUCK YOU DAD!"
"I have slept with 400 men living as a prostitute while married to my husband.  He doesn't know my real job, but it makes good money and I am proud of my work.  Heap praise upon me for being a strong empowered wymyn."

Those are your standard r/offmychest posts.  Everything is posted by nothing more than complete narcissists. 
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on May 14, 2015, 11:06:59 AM
Double post, have no idea how this happened :jesse:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: This Badass Self on May 14, 2015, 11:57:58 AM
I'm going to leave this here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHBRxMz1V04
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Wu-Tang Tran on May 14, 2015, 01:55:22 PM
I got banned the proper way from r/Offmychest, by posting real talk versus just posting to another subreddit. They really really do not like when people call out others on their bullshit. 

"I raped and murdered 10 kids, please have sympathy for me because I don't know how to stop.  I was born this way and FUCK YOU DAD!"
"I have slept with 400 men living as a prostitute while married to my husband.  He doesn't know my real job, but it makes good money and I am proud of my work.  Heap praise upon me for being a strong empowered wymyn."

Those are your standard r/offmychest posts.  Everything is posted by nothing more than complete narcissists.

Clearly then the correct way to proceed is to make an account talking about how much you hate women and you just cant help it.  Bonus points if you convince them it's because yoir wife left you and took your daughter with her after you wanted to stay with your family in the middle east.

If you had to watch crappy movies in high school with substitutes, you may recognize this as the plot to "Not Without My Daughter"
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Triggered by Pepe on May 15, 2015, 07:02:25 AM
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=154206951&page=1

I got sent this by a workmate. Its fucking disgusting in every way but apparently the guy starts losing weight. I can't stop reading but I want to fucking puke.

Edit: jesus fucking christ

http://i.imgur.com/HgrMze3.jpg
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: spergin on May 15, 2015, 11:54:23 AM
Fat shaming should be an American custom


Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: This Badass Self on May 15, 2015, 05:43:26 PM
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I am a legit 625 lbs. Too fat to fit in my shower. Haven't showered in about 18 months as you can see by my pics. Haven't left the house in about the same amount of time.

 :stare:

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http://i.imgur.com/HgrMze3.jpg

I guess he wasn't kidding.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: blasting_asshole on May 15, 2015, 05:55:21 PM
What's the white powdery substance? Is that fucking de-lousing powder?!  :stonk:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rape Artist on May 15, 2015, 06:12:58 PM
What's the white powdery substance? Is that fucking de-lousing powder?!  :stonk:

Oh that's just the totally Healthy-At-Any-Size human filth of 18 months of skin death quickened by the host of dermal conditions caused by Type II Diabetes
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: SooperPooper on May 15, 2015, 10:22:58 PM
I think he's past the halfway point. Still a fat fuck, but he at least looks human now. Good for him.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on May 15, 2015, 10:33:25 PM
Anyone else think this dad body shit is some nefarious plot to legitimatize HAES thought amongst the male population?
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Wu-Tang Tran on May 15, 2015, 10:45:07 PM
Anyone else think this dad body shit is some nefarious plot to legitimatize HAES thought amongst the male population?

That shit is stupid as fuck.  It sounds to me like that same bullshit about how "a girl would prefer a guy who didnt work out so much, because she'll have to fight for attention from the gym."

Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: OSI on May 15, 2015, 11:00:15 PM
Anyone else think this dad body shit is some nefarious plot to legitimatize HAES thought amongst the male population?

Much like tranny bullshit its kind of odd how it just appeared out of nowhere with all the mouthpieces going on about it but surely that's just conspiracy talk.

 :alex:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: White Rapper on May 15, 2015, 11:25:11 PM
Anyone else think this dad body shit is some nefarious plot to legitimatize HAES thought amongst the male population?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQlIPOTbuH8
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: tender of the rape garden on May 16, 2015, 05:43:07 AM
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I am a legit 625 lbs. Too fat to fit in my shower. Haven't showered in about 18 months as you can see by my pics. Haven't left the house in about the same amount of time.



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http://i.imgur.com/HgrMze3.jpg


I'll take "Signs You Should Kill Yourself" for 1000, Alex
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: The Floridian on May 16, 2015, 06:35:54 AM
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I am a legit 625 lbs. Too fat to fit in my shower. Haven't showered in about 18 months as you can see by my pics. Haven't left the house in about the same amount of time.

 :stare:

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http://i.imgur.com/HgrMze3.jpg

I guess he wasn't kidding.

Holy shit :killyourself:

Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: OSI on May 16, 2015, 06:13:54 PM
Another thing about "dad body" is that all the articles I've seen about it link to the same article by some random college girl in a super obscure section of the internet.  Meanwhile advertising is still 95% single digit body fat niggers surrounded by white women.

After gamergate and the Hugo nonsense I don't know how people don't think that journalist whores don't get online and push a given topic from all angles.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: The Trumpriarch on May 17, 2015, 03:36:41 AM
What's the Hugo nonsense?
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Aran on May 17, 2015, 03:50:32 AM
Hugo Awards drama. "Wahh men are stealing sci-fi from feminism"
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: bigperm on May 17, 2015, 05:38:37 PM
Anyone else think this dad body shit is some nefarious plot to legitimatize HAES thought amongst the male population?

I figured it somewhat stemmed from the fact that nerds and spergs have started lifting a lot, but OSI's probably right.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: OSI on May 17, 2015, 06:53:43 PM
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What's the Hugo thing?

While "feminists shitting pants" is correct, the point I was making is that within days of certain authors with unapproved credentials/politics (meaning TOR Books doesn't think they deserve a Hugo) there were a number of articles in pretty high profile magazines (WashPost, Guardian, NYT, Salon, and EW of all fucking things) going on about how RACISTS AND SEXISTS CONSPIRED TO STEAL SCIENCE FICTION AWARDS BECAUSE THEY HATE WOMEN, MINORITIES.  They all followed the same tack, interviewed the same people, and pushed the same narrative in spite of the nominated people consisting of races, sexes, and viewpoints from all walks, aka actual diversity shit.

Its pretty obvious that the media, much like with Gamergate, gets in a line and pushes the same fucking Narrative about what you should think.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: OSI on May 17, 2015, 07:09:55 PM
To put the Dad Body thing into perspective, imagine if out of the blue a bunch of news orgs started saying there was a "hot new trend" about Napa Valley wineries being the hip new thing and as evidence they quoted a post by lomo. 
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Autistic Yankee on May 17, 2015, 07:12:43 PM
To put the Dad Body thing into perspective, imagine if out of the blue a bunch of news orgs started saying there was a "hot new trend" about Napa Valley wineries being the hip new thing and as evidence they quoted a post by lomo.

Butthurt faggots have taken control of the internet.  News at 11.
 :say:
(http://cdn2.hubspot.net/hub/16856/file-597918136-jpg/images/litigators-newscasters-similarities.jpg)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: OSI on May 17, 2015, 07:23:31 PM
Annnd we're off to the races. :allears:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Triggered by Pepe on May 18, 2015, 05:25:11 AM
Annnd we're off to the races. :allears:

If the starting pistol was replaced by an actual pistol and fired at whoever brings up stats first, i'd be ok with it.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Autistic Yankee on May 18, 2015, 06:08:45 AM
Annnd we're off to the races. :allears:

If the starting pistol was replaced by an actual pistol and fired at whoever brings up stats first, i'd be ok with it.

add in "u mad?" or "your autistic!" and im with you
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Coyote Attic on May 18, 2015, 11:27:43 AM
Anyone else think this dad body shit is some nefarious plot to legitimatize HAES thought amongst the male population?

I figured it was just backlash. Everyone was pointing out that the FA wymyn didn't want to be with regular guys (always had to be a built dude). The FAs didn't like having their hypocrisy pointed out to them, so they're pushing this whole other line, that *of course* they'd rather be with a dad bod. How dare you suggest otherwise???  :madgoon:

I read r/fatlogic fairly regularly. There was a post weeks ago where it was suggested that some of the FAs and their organizations are actually being funded by corporations like Coca Cola. Makes ya think.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rocket on May 18, 2015, 12:07:57 PM
Now I know that you gym homos like to look at other men, naked and oiled up for you. I get it. I mean, I'm not down with it, but I get it. The problem is that you are fighting evolution and basic animal instincts.

First, you're gay so that cross-grains primal instincts. But more importantly, men who carry a little extra gut but who are otherwise strong and vibrant have ALWAYS been popular with women. There has never been a time when a guy who has a strong build and some extra gut couldn't get a desirable woman. That is because that frame has always been associated with prosperity and security. Women a see a man who is starving himself so that his skin is thin and overtanned and all his muscles show for the judges, and her instincts tell her that this man is not mentally healthy and cannot provide for anyone but himself. They see a guy who eats whenever he wants but otherwise maintains his strength, and their instincts tell them that this man is a good provider. This is nothing new. Look at art through the ages and you will see that this is true.

I'm not talking about double chins and fat ankles and cellulite and type 2 diabetes and back problems from carrying around a big beer belly. I'm talking about a meso-endomorph. That will always appeal to women. Fight it if you want. You can cry and hug it out with your bros in the sauna.


This will be completely misquoted in 3...2...
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on May 18, 2015, 12:54:19 PM
Now I know that you gym homos like to look at other men, naked and oiled up for you. I get it. I mean, I'm not down with it, but I get it. The problem is that you are fighting evolution and basic animal instincts.

First, you're gay so that cross-grains primal instincts. But more importantly, men who carry a little extra gut but who are otherwise strong and vibrant have ALWAYS been popular with women. There has never been a time when a guy who has a strong build and some extra gut couldn't get a desirable woman. That is because that frame has always been associated with prosperity and security. Women a see a man who is starving himself so that his skin is thin and overtanned and all his muscles show for the judges, and her instincts tell her that this man is not mentally healthy and cannot provide for anyone but himself. They see a guy who eats whenever he wants but otherwise maintains his strength, and their instincts tell them that this man is a good provider. This is nothing new. Look at art through the ages and you will see that this is true.

I'm not talking about double chins and fat ankles and cellulite and type 2 diabetes and back problems from carrying around a big beer belly. I'm talking about a meso-endomorph. That will always appeal to women. Fight it if you want. You can cry and hug it out with your bros in the sauna.


This will be completely misquoted in 3...2...

This post is accurate. There is plenty of old art, literature, ect. depicting meso-endomorph dudes as getting plenty of-a de-pussy.

(http://i.imgur.com/pXonCu4l.jpg)

King Robert knows whats up.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Wu-Tang Tran on May 18, 2015, 12:54:36 PM
To put the Dad Body thing into perspective, imagine if out of the blue a bunch of news orgs started saying there was a "hot new trend" about Napa Valley wineries being the hip new thing and as evidence they quoted a post by lomo.

Butthurt faggots have taken control of the internet.  News at 11.
 :say:
(http://cdn2.hubspot.net/hub/16856/file-597918136-jpg/images/litigators-newscasters-similarities.jpg)

"Back when I was an embedded reporter/member of Delta Seal Team Six Force Recon, I had a dad body and it made me irrresistabls to women." 
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on May 18, 2015, 01:13:21 PM
this smells like an attempted takeover by fats of the fat-shaming thread :rock:

lmbo 'women actually like men who are overweight! it was pretty popular throughout history!' - every man over 40 trying to justify his pitiful physique

laffo at the idea of women watching mad men and most of them thinking 'you know what would be good for john draper? an extra 30 pounds :goonette:'
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rape Artist on May 18, 2015, 01:45:54 PM
lmbo 'women actually like men who are overweight! it was pretty popular throughout history!' - every man over 40 trying to justify his pitiful physique

Also did you know that Marilyn Monroe was actually 270 pounds?!
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: White Rapper on May 18, 2015, 02:02:51 PM
Now I know that you gym homos like to look at other men, naked and oiled up for you. I get it. I mean, I'm not down with it, but I get it. The problem is that you are fighting evolution and basic animal instincts.

First, you're gay so that cross-grains primal instincts. But more importantly, men who carry a little extra gut but who are otherwise strong and vibrant have ALWAYS been popular with women. There has never been a time when a guy who has a strong build and some extra gut couldn't get a desirable woman. That is because that frame has always been associated with prosperity and security. Women a see a man who is starving himself so that his skin is thin and overtanned and all his muscles show for the judges, and her instincts tell her that this man is not mentally healthy and cannot provide for anyone but himself. They see a guy who eats whenever he wants but otherwise maintains his strength, and their instincts tell them that this man is a good provider. This is nothing new. Look at art through the ages and you will see that this is true.

I'm not talking about double chins and fat ankles and cellulite and type 2 diabetes and back problems from carrying around a big beer belly. I'm talking about a meso-endomorph. That will always appeal to women. Fight it if you want. You can cry and hug it out with your bros in the sauna.


This will be completely misquoted in 3...2...

http://www.rehabs.com/explore/mens-body-image-and-bmi/

(http://www.rehabs.com/explore/mens-body-image-and-bmi/assets/images/giwkxxx.gif)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Republican Fat Cat on May 18, 2015, 02:04:16 PM
this smells like an attempted takeover by fats of the fat-shaming thread :rock:

lmbo 'women actually like men who are overweight! it was pretty popular throughout history!' - every man over 40 trying to justify his pitiful physique

laffo at the idea of women watching mad men and most of them thinking 'you know what would be good for john draper? an extra 30 pounds :goonette:'

 Defensive much? I wonder why....... :stewart:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Wu-Tang Tran on May 18, 2015, 02:06:54 PM
this smells like an attempted takeover by fats of the fat-shaming thread :rock:

lmbo 'women actually like men who are overweight! it was pretty popular throughout history!' - every man over 40 trying to justify his pitiful physique

laffo at the idea of women watching mad men and most of them thinking 'you know what would be good for john draper? an extra 30 pounds :goonette:'

 Defensive much? I wonder why....... :stewart:

SAYS THE POSTER THAT LITERALLY HAS FAT IN HIS USER NAME
 :madgoon:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: OSI on May 18, 2015, 02:09:33 PM
Annnd we're off to the races. :allears:

If the starting pistol was replaced by an actual pistol and fired at whoever brings up stats first, i'd be ok with it.

add in "u mad?" or "your autistic!" and im with you

Considering the first is every "burn" you respond with and the second is just a fact, no wonder you're always so defensive.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: neat on May 18, 2015, 02:56:36 PM
Now I know that you gym homos like to look at other men, naked and oiled up for you. I get it. I mean, I'm not down with it, but I get it. The problem is that you are fighting evolution and basic animal instincts.

First, you're gay so that cross-grains primal instincts. But more importantly, men who carry a little extra gut but who are otherwise strong and vibrant have ALWAYS been popular with women. There has never been a time when a guy who has a strong build and some extra gut couldn't get a desirable woman. That is because that frame has always been associated with prosperity and security. Women a see a man who is starving himself so that his skin is thin and overtanned and all his muscles show for the judges, and her instincts tell her that this man is not mentally healthy and cannot provide for anyone but himself. They see a guy who eats whenever he wants but otherwise maintains his strength, and their instincts tell them that this man is a good provider. This is nothing new. Look at art through the ages and you will see that this is true.

I'm not talking about double chins and fat ankles and cellulite and type 2 diabetes and back problems from carrying around a big beer belly. I'm talking about a meso-endomorph. That will always appeal to women. Fight it if you want. You can cry and hug it out with your bros in the sauna.


This will be completely misquoted in 3...2...

Rocket believes that women look at this

(http://i.imgur.com/atFUI7e.jpg)

and think "hmm he's likely a homosexual and not mentally healthy. Now where's that overweight bear-looking longshoreman? He really gets me lubed!"

Perhaps, Rocket, you should spend less time thinking about how to impress women, and what appeals to the whims of women, and more time figuring out what makes you happy yourself, k?
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rocket on May 18, 2015, 03:04:06 PM
Now I know that you gym homos like to look at other men, naked and oiled up for you. I get it. I mean, I'm not down with it, but I get it. The problem is that you are fighting evolution and basic animal instincts.

First, you're gay so that cross-grains primal instincts. But more importantly, men who carry a little extra gut but who are otherwise strong and vibrant have ALWAYS been popular with women. There has never been a time when a guy who has a strong build and some extra gut couldn't get a desirable woman. That is because that frame has always been associated with prosperity and security. Women a see a man who is starving himself so that his skin is thin and overtanned and all his muscles show for the judges, and her instincts tell her that this man is not mentally healthy and cannot provide for anyone but himself. They see a guy who eats whenever he wants but otherwise maintains his strength, and their instincts tell them that this man is a good provider. This is nothing new. Look at art through the ages and you will see that this is true.

I'm not talking about double chins and fat ankles and cellulite and type 2 diabetes and back problems from carrying around a big beer belly. I'm talking about a meso-endomorph. That will always appeal to women. Fight it if you want. You can cry and hug it out with your bros in the sauna.


This will be completely misquoted in 3...2...

Rocket believes that women look at this

(http://i.imgur.com/atFUI7e.jpg)

and think "hmm he's likely a homosexual and not mentally healthy. Now where's that overweight bear-looking longshoreman? He really gets me lubed!"

Perhaps, Rocket, you should spend less time thinking about how to impress women, and what appeals to the whims of women, and more time figuring out what makes you happy yourself, k?
I did this already. I found that I like the women I date and making cash money. I never considered scouring the internet for hunky guys, but you got that locked down, so we're all good here.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on May 18, 2015, 03:09:39 PM
I found that I like the women I date

a sexy evening at the rocket household

(http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1723/2339/1600/Manatee_love_play.jpg)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rocket on May 18, 2015, 03:29:50 PM
Cis, you're a Jew (in case you forgot) and you married a bindi. Need I remind you that your offspring will be the least athletic humans on the planet?

You keep trying to call me fat. That's pretty funny, but keep on keepin' on. You can't pray away the gay, Cis, and you are hopeless in your faggotry.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Tranny Feet on May 18, 2015, 05:19:34 PM
Every time they have a show about ideal bodies and sit the sexes down in front of one of those create-a-character PC programs that lets you fuck around with a bunch of sliders like you're starting a playthrough of Dark Souls or whatever, two things always happen when it comes to male physiques:

A: the dudes always pick bodies that are significantly more muscular than those the women pick (because they erroneously think that's what women want) and

B: no-one makes their ideal bodies fat or chubby.

No-one. The women go for Beckham-style "athletic" body types and the dudes usually go for the midpoint somewhere between that and Arnold. Nobody touches the six-beers-a-night-and-no-cardio slider.

So this lying dad body shit can fuck off.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on May 18, 2015, 05:46:42 PM
this smells like an attempted takeover by fats of the fat-shaming thread :rock:

lmbo 'women actually like men who are overweight! it was pretty popular throughout history!' - every man over 40 trying to justify his pitiful physique

laffo at the idea of women watching mad men and most of them thinking 'you know what would be good for john draper? an extra 30 pounds :goonette:'
Who is john draper ?
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on May 18, 2015, 05:58:31 PM
this smells like an attempted takeover by fats of the fat-shaming thread :rock:

lmbo 'women actually like men who are overweight! it was pretty popular throughout history!' - every man over 40 trying to justify his pitiful physique

laffo at the idea of women watching mad men and most of them thinking 'you know what would be good for john draper? an extra 30 pounds :goonette:'
Who is john draper ?

(http://i.imgur.com/WKLzujgl.jpg)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Whig Historian on May 18, 2015, 07:42:53 PM
Every time they have a show about ideal bodies and sit the sexes down in front of one of those create-a-character PC programs that lets you fuck around with a bunch of sliders like you're starting a playthrough of Dark Souls or whatever, two things always happen when it comes to male physiques:

A: the dudes always pick bodies that are significantly more muscular than those the women pick (because they erroneously think that's what women want) and

B: no-one makes their ideal bodies fat or chubby.

No-one. The women go for Beckham-style "athletic" body types and the dudes usually go for the midpoint somewhere between that and Arnold. Nobody touches the six-beers-a-night-and-no-cardio slider.

So this lying dad body shit can fuck off.
That's just, like, false consciousness, maaaaaaaan.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rocket on May 18, 2015, 09:36:45 PM
Every time they have a show about ideal bodies and sit the sexes down in front of one of those create-a-character PC programs that lets you fuck around with a bunch of sliders like you're starting a playthrough of Dark Souls or whatever, two things always happen when it comes to male physiques:

A: the dudes always pick bodies that are significantly more muscular than those the women pick (because they erroneously think that's what women want) and

B: no-one makes their ideal bodies fat or chubby.

No-one. The women go for Beckham-style "athletic" body types and the dudes usually go for the midpoint somewhere between that and Arnold. Nobody touches the six-beers-a-night-and-no-cardio slider.

So this lying dad body shit can fuck off.
Nobody is saying fat is pretty or desirable (on this forum, anyway). But you are saying that someone is on camera and asked what is the ideal body type and we are going to show the world what you think and also we chose college educated women age 18 to 25 who come from upper middle class families. Of course they are going to pick a quarterback. But in real life, that's not what I see at the country club and the nice restaurants and the theaters and the lake. I see guys who have 20 extra pounds with ex-cheerleader wives who live in the gym. When you guys get to marrying age you'll see.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on May 18, 2015, 10:00:26 PM
Anyone else think this dad body shit is some nefarious plot to legitimatize HAES thought amongst the male population?

I figured it was just backlash. Everyone was pointing out that the FA wymyn didn't want to be with regular guys (always had to be a built dude). The FAs didn't like having their hypocrisy pointed out to them, so they're pushing this whole other line, that *of course* they'd rather be with a dad bod. How dare you suggest otherwise???  :madgoon:

I read r/fatlogic fairly regularly. There was a post weeks ago where it was suggested that some of the FAs and their organizations are actually being funded by corporations like Coca Cola. Makes ya think.

:draper:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: White Rapper on May 18, 2015, 10:34:35 PM
Every time they have a show about ideal bodies and sit the sexes down in front of one of those create-a-character PC programs that lets you fuck around with a bunch of sliders like you're starting a playthrough of Dark Souls or whatever, two things always happen when it comes to male physiques:

A: the dudes always pick bodies that are significantly more muscular than those the women pick (because they erroneously think that's what women want) and

B: no-one makes their ideal bodies fat or chubby.

No-one. The women go for Beckham-style "athletic" body types and the dudes usually go for the midpoint somewhere between that and Arnold. Nobody touches the six-beers-a-night-and-no-cardio slider.

So this lying dad body shit can fuck off.
Nobody is saying fat is pretty or desirable (on this forum, anyway). But you are saying that someone is on camera and asked what is the ideal body type and we are going to show the world what you think and also we chose college educated women age 18 to 25 who come from upper middle class families. Of course they are going to pick a quarterback. But in real life, that's not what I see at the country club and the nice restaurants and the theaters and the lake. I see guys who have 20 extra pounds with ex-cheerleader wives who live in the gym. When you guys get to marrying age you'll see.

The guys who are rich and successful without "20 pounds extra" are to busy fucking current cheerleaders to worry about hanging out in a country club. They also never see a reason to marry because of unlimited access to said poon. You will never understand this because it won't ever happen to you.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on May 18, 2015, 10:44:14 PM
that's not what I see at the country club and the nice restaurants and the theaters and the lake. I see guys who have 20 extra pounds with ex-cheerleader wives who live in the gym.

Dear Penthouse: I never thought I could happen to me, but
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on May 19, 2015, 02:48:18 AM


Every time they have a show about ideal bodies and sit the sexes down in front of one of those create-a-character PC programs that lets you fuck around with a bunch of sliders like you're starting a playthrough of Dark Souls or whatever, two things always happen when it comes to male physiques:

A: the dudes always pick bodies that are significantly more muscular than those the women pick (because they erroneously think that's what women want) and

B: no-one makes their ideal bodies fat or chubby.

No-one. The women go for Beckham-style "athletic" body types and the dudes usually go for the midpoint somewhere between that and Arnold. Nobody touches the six-beers-a-night-and-no-cardio slider.

So this lying dad body shit can fuck off.
Nobody is saying fat is pretty or desirable (on this forum, anyway). But you are saying that someone is on camera and asked what is the ideal body type and we are going to show the world what you think and also we chose college educated women age 18 to 25 who come from upper middle class families. Of course they are going to pick a quarterback. But in real life, that's not what I see at the country club and the nice restaurants and the theaters and the lake. I see guys who have 20 extra pounds with ex-cheerleader wives who live in the gym. When you guys get to marrying age you'll see.

The guys who are rich and successful without "20 pounds extra" are to busy fucking current cheerleaders to worry about hanging out in a country club. They also never see a reason to marry because of unlimited access to said poon. You will never understand this because it won't ever happen to you.

I don't disagree, but you're implying that it *has* happened to *you*.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on May 19, 2015, 02:57:53 AM
Oh fat Jesus save us  :costanza:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on May 19, 2015, 07:23:04 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/G8E0UvM.jpg)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rocket on May 19, 2015, 11:09:07 AM
Every time they have a show about ideal bodies and sit the sexes down in front of one of those create-a-character PC programs that lets you fuck around with a bunch of sliders like you're starting a playthrough of Dark Souls or whatever, two things always happen when it comes to male physiques:

A: the dudes always pick bodies that are significantly more muscular than those the women pick (because they erroneously think that's what women want) and

B: no-one makes their ideal bodies fat or chubby.

No-one. The women go for Beckham-style "athletic" body types and the dudes usually go for the midpoint somewhere between that and Arnold. Nobody touches the six-beers-a-night-and-no-cardio slider.

So this lying dad body shit can fuck off.
Nobody is saying fat is pretty or desirable (on this forum, anyway). But you are saying that someone is on camera and asked what is the ideal body type and we are going to show the world what you think and also we chose college educated women age 18 to 25 who come from upper middle class families. Of course they are going to pick a quarterback. But in real life, that's not what I see at the country club and the nice restaurants and the theaters and the lake. I see guys who have 20 extra pounds with ex-cheerleader wives who live in the gym. When you guys get to marrying age you'll see.

The guys who are rich and successful without "20 pounds extra" are to busy fucking current cheerleaders to worry about hanging out in a country club. They also never see a reason to marry because of unlimited access to said poon. You will never understand this because it won't ever happen to you.
I didn't realize you were so angry. You know a lot about my lifestyle. Did Cis Scum hack your account? Because you don't usually jealous-post like this.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on May 19, 2015, 01:40:46 PM
lol thinking that anyone was jealous of that post about you going to the theater, country club and the lake with all of your rich lady friends who really love that extra 60 20 pounds on you

nigga you might think you look like that

(http://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/ed4/2009/12/53/192/1922398/7e6df40637b782c5_clooney/i/Slide-Photo-George-Clooney-Vacationing-Shirtless-Mexico.jpg)

but we know what its really like

(http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m115/flowerbill1952/fatmancoolsoffinthepool.jpg)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: DislusionalFanastyWorld on May 19, 2015, 03:02:48 PM
The guys who don't have that extra weight are the ones the ex-cheerleader wives go fuck when they say they're at tennis practice.

Unlike the husbands, they don't have to foot the bill for that shit.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rocket on May 19, 2015, 04:04:23 PM
The guys who don't have that extra weight are the ones the ex-cheerleader wives go fuck when they say they're at tennis practice.

Unlike the husbands, they don't have to foot the bill for that shit.
You read a lot of women's romance novels, I see.

Cis, please leave me out of your fantasies about the h'tub.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on May 20, 2015, 07:18:11 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/HY2upJK.png)
Hi, I'm a disgusting fatbody. Can you change your entire sizing structure to make it easier for me to stuff my massive gut into your shirts?
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: blasting_asshole on May 20, 2015, 08:07:23 PM
Now I know that you gym homos like to look at other men, naked and oiled up for you. I get it. I mean, I'm not down with it, but I get it. The problem is that you are fighting evolution and basic animal instincts.

First, you're gay so that cross-grains primal instincts. But more importantly, men who carry a little extra gut but who are otherwise strong and vibrant have ALWAYS been popular with women. There has never been a time when a guy who has a strong build and some extra gut couldn't get a desirable woman. That is because that frame has always been associated with prosperity and security. Women a see a man who is starving himself so that his skin is thin and overtanned and all his muscles show for the judges, and her instincts tell her that this man is not mentally healthy and cannot provide for anyone but himself. They see a guy who eats whenever he wants but otherwise maintains his strength, and their instincts tell them that this man is a good provider. This is nothing new. Look at art through the ages and you will see that this is true.

I'm not talking about double chins and fat ankles and cellulite and type 2 diabetes and back problems from carrying around a big beer belly. I'm talking about a meso-endomorph. That will always appeal to women. Fight it if you want. You can cry and hug it out with your bros in the sauna.


This will be completely misquoted in 3...2...

Rocket believes that women look at this

(http://i.imgur.com/atFUI7e.jpg)

and think "hmm he's likely a homosexual and not mentally healthy. Now where's that overweight bear-looking longshoreman? He really gets me lubed!"

Perhaps, Rocket, you should spend less time thinking about how to impress women, and what appeals to the whims of women, and more time figuring out what makes you happy yourself, k?

As wrong as Rocket's post was, it still managed to make a faggot out of you. It's like using the wrong bait and still managing to catch whatever you're fishing for.

Just to do some snipping...
Now I know that you gym homos like to look at other men

Then you go on to post pictures of a man you probably consider sexy. Just sayin... In order to make that contradictory argument, your brain was required to ask itself "Now which picture of a man's sexy physique should I post, in order to make my point?"
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: neat on May 20, 2015, 09:23:00 PM
As wrong as Rocket's post was, it still managed to make a faggot out of you. It's like using the wrong bait and still managing to catch whatever you're fishing for.

Just to do some snipping...
Now I know that you gym homos like to look at other men

Then you go on to post pictures of a man you probably consider sexy. Just sayin... In order to make that contradictory argument, your brain was required to ask itself "Now which picture of a man's sexy physique should I post, in order to make my point?"

Ahahahaha someone's butthurt I think. Oh man I'm getting called out by a white noise shitposter that no one could pick out of a personality line-up if their life depended on it.

Well do address your silly point, using a picture is easier than using 888 words to make a point, especially when obtuse people, like you, lack critical reading skills :judy:

idk where all this hostility is coming from, but I assume it's because you and your dad-bod got butt frustrated about something I said in a previous thread :shrug: Sucks to be you.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rocket on May 20, 2015, 10:03:16 PM
faggotry
Maybe you should stop posting until your balls drop. You think like a pre-menstrual woman.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Autistic Yankee on May 20, 2015, 10:25:17 PM
stop fagging up the thread you faggots.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on May 20, 2015, 11:09:18 PM
stop fagging up the thread you faggots.

f'real, I looked at thread and was like "what? we got 2 guys now who GIS sexy shirtless man and repost?"

http://www.walgreens.com/store/c/oraquick-in-home-hiv-test/ID=prod6118162-product
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on May 20, 2015, 11:11:55 PM
how have you been here so long without noticing that neat's posting is 50% swole-related, 25% rape related and 25% sexy shirtless men
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: neat on May 21, 2015, 12:30:04 AM
stop fagging up the thread you faggots.

lmgo. The queer who has derailed more threads with his unique brand of autism than any other poster here, except maybe cis scum, complaining about a little 4 post slapfight. I think I speak for all of Something Sensitive when I welcome SS's newest Hall Monitor, lomo.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rocket on May 21, 2015, 12:47:31 AM
More like lame-o am I right?
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: neat on May 21, 2015, 12:56:00 AM
hey fagmins or OP pls change thread title to "Fat People Don't Go To Heaven" pls tia
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Autistic Yankee on May 21, 2015, 01:50:30 AM
stop fagging up the thread you faggots.

lmgo. The queer who has derailed more threads with his unique brand of autism than any other poster here, except maybe cis scum, complaining about a little 4 post slapfight. I think I speak for all of Something Sensitive when I welcome SS's newest Hall Monitor, lomo.

Neat, this is you in this thread:

(http://www.adweek.com/files/adfreak/images/2/Whit%20Hiler%20Flier%202.jpg)
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: blasting_asshole on May 21, 2015, 09:27:18 AM
As wrong as Rocket's post was, it still managed to make a faggot out of you. It's like using the wrong bait and still managing to catch whatever you're fishing for.

Just to do some snipping...
Now I know that you gym homos like to look at other men

Then you go on to post pictures of a man you probably consider sexy. Just sayin... In order to make that contradictory argument, your brain was required to ask itself "Now which picture of a man's sexy physique should I post, in order to make my point?"

Ahahahaha someone's butthurt I think. Oh man I'm getting called out by a white noise shitposter that no one could pick out of a personality line-up if their life depended on it.

Well do address your silly point, using a picture is easier than using 888 words to make a point, especially when obtuse people, like you, lack critical reading skills :judy:

idk where all this hostility is coming from, but I assume it's because you and your dad-bod got butt frustrated about something I said in a previous thread :shrug: Sucks to be you.

Obtuse people like me, lacking critical reading skills, in regards to a post which revolves around pictures of shirtless men, in a debate about swole, male bodies vs somewhat out of shape male bodies. Sorry I didn't spend enough time elaborating more as to why you're kinda gay for obsessing over male bodies and posting examples of what makes for an attractive male body.

Do you want me to go back and re-analyze those pictures, so I can provide a well-written, well thought-out rebuttal on why you're a fag for posting pictures of guys you find attractive?
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on May 21, 2015, 11:00:20 AM
Obtuse people like me, lacking critical reading skills, in regards to a post which revolves around pictures of shirtless men, in a debate about swole, male bodies vs somewhat out of shape male bodies. Sorry I didn't spend enough time elaborating more as to why you're kinda gay for obsessing over male bodies and posting examples of what makes for an attractive male body.

Do you want me to go back and re-analyze those pictures, so I can provide a well-written, well thought-out rebuttal on why you're a fag for posting pictures of guys you find attractive?
           :say:
:goon:
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: Rape Artist on May 21, 2015, 12:38:47 PM
Oh man I'm getting called out by a white noise shitposter that no one could pick out of a personality line-up if their life depended on it.

MY POSTING CAREER IS MORE NOTABLE THAN YOURS!!!
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: DislusionalFanastyWorld on May 21, 2015, 12:52:45 PM
 :costanza:
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rocket on May 21, 2015, 02:56:55 PM
:costanza:
I do not like this smilie because I do not understand it. I do not like things that I do not understand.

To be clear, I understand women very well.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rocket on May 21, 2015, 03:08:29 PM
Back on topic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLDU8Bwld-O


It's here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDU8Bwld-OE
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on May 21, 2015, 04:03:38 PM
People here are defending being fat?  What the fuck are you faggots doing in my thread?  Given a choice between two men of equal stature in society, the man who is in better shape and is better looking will he chosen 100% of the time.  Unlike what goony motherfuckers think, women DO care about looks.  This is why they will be the biggest sluts for Chris Hemsworth and be frigid prudes for your standard goon. 
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on May 21, 2015, 04:08:57 PM
you also had fatties flocking to the fat shaming thread in GBS trying to defend themselves. all pathetic failures.

kill all fats, lmbo '20 pounds overweight is attractive to ladies'
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Renegade Jew on May 21, 2015, 04:41:52 PM
you also had fatties flocking to the fat shaming thread in GBS trying to defend themselves. all pathetic failures.

kill all fats, lmbo '20 pounds overweight is attractive to ladies'

honestly: the gbs fat shaming megathread that got gassed was mostly dumb goony twinks posting several hundred pages over 6 months of "I HATE FAT PEOPLE". basically gbs goons being insanely and unhealthily obsessive about one thing b/c they're the lowest common denominators of SA (like most gbs regulars nowadays) who have nothing else to do in life.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: PUSSY CANCER on May 21, 2015, 04:51:30 PM
aesthetics

(http://fredduncan.admin.haleywebsite.com/files/2014/08/zane-out.jpg)
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: neat on May 21, 2015, 04:56:10 PM
Regardless, trying to mold your body to the ideals and whims of women is pretty beta. "Ohhhh I hope Krystyl finds my body attractive :allears: she's so dreamy" lmgo, be a man. If youre happy with your dad bod then who gives a shit you fat fucks.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: RunForrestRun on May 21, 2015, 05:11:33 PM
Most of all, women like a man who is confident and has a direction in life. Men have it easy because looks for the most part don't really matter. What women can smell from a mile away is a man who's insecure, tho.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on May 21, 2015, 05:46:15 PM
you also had fatties flocking to the fat shaming thread in GBS trying to defend themselves. all pathetic failures.

kill all fats, lmbo '20 pounds overweight is attractive to ladies'

honestly: the gbs fat shaming megathread that got gassed was mostly dumb goony twinks posting several hundred pages over 6 months of "I HATE FAT PEOPLE". basically gbs goons being insanely and unhealthily obsessive about one thing b/c they're the lowest common denominators of SA (like most gbs regulars nowadays) who have nothing else to do in life.

hmm no actually it was a great thread, it produced a fuckton of great fat goons melting down after they waddled in the thread thinking they'd show the meanies how wrong they are, led to the best photoshop thread SA had all year and also a lot of great workout chat. also twinks? people actually posted pics and most people were mocked fatties were fit

what im saying is youre (always wrong); also a faggot
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: [L.N.E]Giblets on May 21, 2015, 06:20:53 PM
hmm no actually it was a great thread,

dumb goony twinks
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: The Watcher on May 21, 2015, 06:43:48 PM
This thread has become so gay it give me aids.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on May 21, 2015, 09:09:50 PM
This thread has become so gay it give me aids.
It's a great way to lose weight.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rocket on May 21, 2015, 09:26:28 PM
As I said, I was misquoted. And yes, when a woman looks at a man who looks like a Calvin Klein model and a man who looks like he was a Calvin Klein model 15 years ago, she will use her x-ray vision to see what is in your wallet. Deal with it or don't.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Hogbox on May 22, 2015, 03:59:27 AM
This thread has become so gay it give me aids.

Are you sure it's not from all those times you got fucked in the ass?
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: PUSSY CANCER on May 22, 2015, 04:38:36 AM
Be the alpha in all aspects of life
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Got Milk? on May 22, 2015, 07:25:37 AM
A cuckold tranny from reddit is more alpha than this thread now.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Triggered by Pepe on May 22, 2015, 07:44:18 AM
To get this back on track, turns out comicon is in london this weekend. Apparently some girl on my facebook feed is going to meet her idol or some shit.

Anyway, I figured this is the perfect time to post fat cosplayers

(http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17bcj5ktvpm40jpg/original.jpg)
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: The Watcher on May 22, 2015, 09:29:05 AM
This thread has become so gay it give me aids.

Are you sure it's not from all those times you got fucked in the ass?
This thread was the cock :myecred:
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on May 22, 2015, 10:25:01 AM
you also had fatties flocking to the fat shaming thread in GBS trying to defend themselves. all pathetic failures.

kill all fats, lmbo '20 pounds overweight is attractive to ladies'

honestly: the gbs fat shaming megathread that got gassed was mostly dumb goony twinks posting several hundred pages over 6 months of "I HATE FAT PEOPLE". basically gbs goons being insanely and unhealthily obsessive about one thing b/c they're the lowest common denominators of SA (like most gbs regulars nowadays) who have nothing else to do in life.

hmm no actually it was a great thread, it produced a fuckton of great fat goons melting down after they waddled in the thread thinking they'd show the meanies how wrong they are, led to the best photoshop thread SA had all year and also a lot of great workout chat. also twinks? people actually posted pics and most people were mocked fatties were fit

what im saying is youre (always wrong); also a faggot


Its a good thing your wife doesn't have anything to worry about

(http://i.imgur.com/4O70dyO.jpg)
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: DislusionalFanastyWorld on May 23, 2015, 09:40:04 PM

honestly: the gbs fat shaming megathread that got gassed was mostly dumb goony twinks posting several hundred pages over 6 months of "I HATE FAT PEOPLE". basically gbs goons being insanely and unhealthily obsessive about one thing b/c they're the lowest common denominators of SA (like most gbs regulars nowadays) who have nothing else to do in life.

That thread was fucking full of "ha ha I hate fats, now that I'm down to 280 lbs I'm no longer one of them" it was fucking retarded. like much goonery it was pretty much high school girl chat, the fat girls making fun of the really fat girls, only this time the girls are 30 yo neckbeards
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Tranny Feet on May 24, 2015, 09:25:11 PM
It was a busy, popular thread that had to be closed because the subject matter hit a bit too close to home for the site's resident, double-digit-postcount tubby fuckers and because their blasé "it's only text on screen lol" bullshit is only effective up to the point where they catch a glimpse of themselves on a reflective surface going downstairs to get more chips. Let's not pretend it was gassed because goons are monomaniacal about shit; it was gassed because it upset a bunch of fat cunts and they were literally posting multiple times per hour about it.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: OSI on May 24, 2015, 09:31:22 PM
I liked seeing neat descend from the shit posting air war to muck it up in the trenches. :allears:

Also lomo burnin never gets old.
Title: Re: The Fat and Obesity Thread
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on May 26, 2015, 10:29:05 PM
Anyone else think this dad body shit is some nefarious plot to legitimatize HAES thought amongst the male population?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQlIPOTbuH8

Jesus Christ, 10 straight minutes of real talk.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Drain The Swamp And Fill It With Piss on May 27, 2015, 01:44:38 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/XscIXys.png)
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: As a white male I on May 27, 2015, 04:54:59 AM
See a fat person fall down and you'll witness the "health at every size" argument crumble right before your eyes.

Every one of my friends who's fat and over 20 have some huge issues with their legs or back, due to the weight. Funniest one was this huge guy who's over two meters and weighs 140kg. We had a drunken brawl a few years ago, and he tried to grapple me. I dodged by just stepping to the side, and he instantly lost balance, and twisted his ankle so bad he couldn't walk for the rest of the weekend. We had to help him up from the ground and walk him to a cab.

You don't see something like that happening to a normal person.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rocket on May 27, 2015, 05:00:03 AM
For people in good Christian countries his friend is over 6'6" and 310 pounds.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: As a white male I on May 27, 2015, 05:09:03 AM
Lutheran pride world wide
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: tender of the rape garden on May 27, 2015, 05:10:02 AM
Bitche's upper arms have turned into another pair of tits - but not the kind anyone wants to see.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: PUSSY CANCER on May 27, 2015, 05:36:25 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/XscIXys.png)

oh my god   :pound:
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Got Milk? on May 27, 2015, 08:02:57 AM
See a fat person fall down and you'll witness the "health at every size" argument crumble right before your eyes.

Every one of my friends who's fat and over 20 have some huge issues with their legs or back, due to the weight. Funniest one was this huge guy who's over two meters and weighs 140kg. We had a drunken brawl a few years ago, and he tried to grapple me. I dodged by just stepping to the side, and he instantly lost balance, and twisted his ankle so bad he couldn't walk for the rest of the weekend. We had to help him up from the ground and walk him to a cab.

You don't see something like that happening to a normal person.

Every really fat person I know always hurts themselves really bad if they fall down. Like, these people are laid up for a week when they trip and fall at 30. It's like loading up a pickup truck with a shit load of cinder blocks and hitting a pothole.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: brolonium on May 27, 2015, 08:09:55 AM
:eminem: the fuck is going on with her legs
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: food desert on May 27, 2015, 01:08:12 PM
I have a friend who is maybe 6'3" and 430+ who slipped on some ice January 2014 - so nearly 18 months ago - and had to have knee surgery and will not walk without a limp for the rest of his life. Maybe if he dropped 200 lbs his knee could actually support him.

Also personally witnessed two chairs break underneath him. Quit feeling bad for him a long time ago because his attitude got so unpleasant afterward.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: LITERALLY WORSE THAN BUSH on May 27, 2015, 03:24:49 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/XscIXys.png)

Say what you want, but that's a nice gesture on her part, having that new front door installed. Now in 4 years when she has to go to the hospital they won't have to sawzall a hole in her roof and crane her out of her house.



Nice of you to think of the taxpayer, land whale.   :nixon:
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rocket on May 27, 2015, 03:31:34 PM
How does she look at her own picture and not think wow, I do not resemble the human form?
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: blasting_asshole on May 27, 2015, 03:54:57 PM
I have a friend who is maybe 6'3" and 430+ who slipped on some ice January 2014 - so nearly 18 months ago - and had to have knee surgery and will not walk without a limp for the rest of his life. Maybe if he dropped 200 lbs his knee could actually support him.

Also personally witnessed two chairs break underneath him. Quit feeling bad for him a long time ago because his attitude got so unpleasant afterward.

Genuinely curious, how are you friends with a 430+ pound person? What can you possibly have in common, with someone of that size? What do you do, together?
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: food desert on May 27, 2015, 07:13:10 PM
I have a friend who is maybe 6'3" and 430+ who slipped on some ice January 2014 - so nearly 18 months ago - and had to have knee surgery and will not walk without a limp for the rest of his life. Maybe if he dropped 200 lbs his knee could actually support him.

Also personally witnessed two chairs break underneath him. Quit feeling bad for him a long time ago because his attitude got so unpleasant afterward.

Genuinely curious, how are you friends with a 430+ pound person? What can you possibly have in common, with someone of that size? What do you do, together?

A fair question. He latched on to my group of friends in college when we all moved into the same neighborhood. Got to be a real pain in the ass when we did anything active and he tagged along. All of us have since moved our separate ways, but most of us keep with each other over Facebook or texting. I was visiting some of those friends last weekend, and one of them told me he talked to the guy that week and said it was the first he had heard from any of us in maybe a year.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Hogbox on May 28, 2015, 06:47:20 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Ho84SrU.jpg)

Sign is confusing.

What respect/dignity is that mess afforded?

The bodies of animals (s)he fucks don't need to be treated with dignity?
 :jesse:
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Triggered by Pepe on May 28, 2015, 09:28:12 AM
I have a friend who is maybe 6'3" and 430+ who slipped on some ice January 2014 - so nearly 18 months ago - and had to have knee surgery and will not walk without a limp for the rest of his life. Maybe if he dropped 200 lbs his knee could actually support him.

Also personally witnessed two chairs break underneath him. Quit feeling bad for him a long time ago because his attitude got so unpleasant afterward.

Genuinely curious, how are you friends with a 430+ pound person? What can you possibly have in common, with someone of that size? What do you do, together?

A fair question. He latched on to my group of friends in college when we all moved into the same neighborhood. Got to be a real pain in the ass when we did anything active and he tagged along. All of us have since moved our separate ways, but most of us keep with each other over Facebook or texting. I was visiting some of those friends last weekend, and one of them told me he talked to the guy that week and said it was the first he had heard from any of us in maybe a year.

Fat people are like unemployed people, except they're relegated to being "that guy who you occasionally game online with" rather than "that guy you occasionally pay to do menial tasks like paint your fence". Last time I went to a festival I paid my unemployed buddy £10 (and gave him a ride up there) to carry around my chair and bag (he spent all of his jobseekers money on the ticket).
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: White Rapper on May 28, 2015, 10:51:27 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Euw3Km4ESns
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: blasting_asshole on May 28, 2015, 11:50:14 AM
Got to be a real pain in the ass when we did anything active and he tagged along.

The surefire way to ditch fatties, without having to act like an asshole to them...

"But, it's so nice out! Let's just walk there."
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rocket on May 28, 2015, 11:56:03 AM
Just make all your public plans involving outdoor activities, pool parties, hiking, etc. They will get the picture or they will get in shape. Anytime you want to stay in, don't tell the fatty.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: blasting_asshole on May 28, 2015, 12:04:27 PM
The best is when the plan is "let's get dinner and drinks," and everyone winds up drinking with the assumption being "Ehhh, we'll just all split an appetizer or something." The fatty is constantly like "Sooooooo, anyone wanna order food?" The first three times it's dismissed with a "Meh" type of response then finally everyone goes "Screw it, I'm already hammered! Looks like it's beer for dinner!" Mind you, beer totally counts as dinner, but the look on the fatty's face is always priceless.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on May 28, 2015, 12:04:44 PM
Got to be a real pain in the ass when we did anything active and he tagged along.

The surefire way to ditch fatties, without having to act like an asshole to them...

"But, it's so nice out! Let's just walk there."

(http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=2983;type=avatar)
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: food desert on May 28, 2015, 01:43:41 PM
Just make all your public plans involving outdoor activities, pool parties, hiking, etc. They will get the picture or they will get in shape. Anytime you want to stay in, don't tell the fatty.

We played disc golf a lot. Totally free besides the tallboys and beef jerky in your backpack. Big dude maybe came along twice in 2-3 years because of all the walking. It was great.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: The Watcher on May 28, 2015, 02:34:43 PM
http://www.funnyjunk.com/Fat+shaming+almost+friday/movies/5559924/
Out of context I lost my shit watching this.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: tender of the rape garden on May 29, 2015, 05:14:50 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Ho84SrU.jpg)

Sign is confusing.

What respect/dignity is that mess afforded?

The bodies of animals (s)he fucks don't need to be treated with dignity?
 :jesse:

That outfit is so gay. It's a gayness overload. Actual gay men nearby start craving pussy just to compensate for the overwhelming gayness.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on May 30, 2015, 08:52:43 PM
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2481048-st-thomas-bobcats-300-lb-pitcher-ben-ancheff-is-the-stuff-legends-are-made-of
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Tranny Feet on May 30, 2015, 09:00:28 PM
Not pictured: the 40-something country club gym bunnies frigging themselves senseless looking at those pics.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Muh Dick on May 31, 2015, 01:57:51 AM
A very telling photo from some Google event-or-other:

(https://i.imgur.com/yyCTge6.jpg)

I don't even know what sex the bigger one is. The obvious male on the left looks like pre-trans Chris-Chan after an extra 200 lbs.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on May 31, 2015, 04:44:06 AM
They're both gently cradling their gunts.   Of course colored hair.   So predictable and so

:mcpuke:
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rocket on May 31, 2015, 10:12:16 AM
Shame is an important part of socialization. Everything about these freaks is unnatural.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on May 31, 2015, 11:48:48 AM
Shame is an important part of socialization. Everything about these freaks is unnatural.

I wonder how many hours they'd last without electricity to charge those scooters and the cut off in supply of their medications in a Syria or Bosnia type conflict.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: brolonium on May 31, 2015, 09:17:55 PM
Shame is an important part of socialization. Everything about these freaks is unnatural.

I wonder how many hours they'd last without electricity to charge those scooters and the cut off in supply of their medications in a Syria or Bosnia type conflict.

Still altogether too long
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: White Rapper on May 31, 2015, 10:37:52 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/2NNDPOl.png)
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: brolonium on May 31, 2015, 10:59:40 PM
:nixon:

Shame they have to take the religious angle, you should be able to ban whoever you want from your establishment for any reason (or no reason). It's private property, after all.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: wimpb on May 31, 2015, 11:14:46 PM
that used to be the case, but then the civil rights act came in because people didnt want to associate with niggers
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: brolonium on May 31, 2015, 11:18:36 PM
Can we declare "No blacks, no dogs, no irish" a religious freedom?
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: wimpb on May 31, 2015, 11:20:11 PM
blacks are the sons of cain, dogs are unclean and irish commit all kinds of sins

so yeah i dont know why not
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rocket on May 31, 2015, 11:23:29 PM
The obese are not a protected class. Who is his lawyer?
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: professional lurker on June 01, 2015, 12:07:05 AM
The obese are not a protected class. Who is his lawyer?

:smalljewrub:
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: a torrent of piss on June 01, 2015, 12:56:04 AM
blacks are the sons of cain, dogs are unclean and irish commit all kinds of sins

so yeah i dont know why not
waoh woah woah

hold on, out of the three groups I'm fairly certain dogs are the only ones who regularly work and hold a job position.

Dogs should be allowed to go wherever they want.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on June 03, 2015, 10:09:28 AM
(http://i0.wp.com/radaronline.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/kelly-clarkson-health-danger-weight-05.jpg?fit=960%2C9999)
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on June 03, 2015, 10:15:39 AM
(http://i0.wp.com/radaronline.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/kelly-clarkson-health-danger-weight-05.jpg?fit=960%2C9999)

(http://i.imgur.com/J3K10o4l.jpg)
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rocket on June 03, 2015, 11:17:00 PM
Poor Kelly. She clearly has issues. I would totes do that, though. Make her feel good and she'd make my bank account feel good.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rocket on June 07, 2015, 09:43:01 PM
Groce.

http://www.dailydot.com/lifestyle/body-positive-yoga-instagram/?fb=dd
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Autistic Yankee on June 09, 2015, 03:45:17 PM
I'm putting this in the fat people thread since both the husband and wife are fat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P967jW5h1bU

2 stoves right next to each other LMAO
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on June 09, 2015, 03:52:19 PM
lol two stoves
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on June 09, 2015, 04:23:34 PM
I'm putting this in the fat people thread since both the husband and wife are fat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P967jW5h1bU

2 stoves right next to each other LMAO
What an ungrateful fat cunt.  In my day chicks that fat and ugly had to be sweet to survive.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rocket on June 09, 2015, 04:30:58 PM
I kinda think that might be fake.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Wu-Tang Tran on June 12, 2015, 09:39:32 PM
Quote
ETA: I have to add something here as someone who's been fat most of their life. I grew up in the sixties and seventies and fat wasn't acceptable in any way, shape or form. I'm not fat because I'm lazy. I'm not fat because I junk food. I'm fat because for some reason my body doesn't trigger fullness in my brain quite right and in order to maintain a "healthy" body weight I'm hungry almost all the time.

At any rate, I can't help but want to ask "fat shamers" if, isn't it enough that I've spent well over forty years of my life hating myself for being fat? Isn't it enough that I've spent most of my life already being bullied and shamed to the point of self-loathing?

Many times obesity is a symptom of an untreated mental illness, like severe depression. Fat shaming people doesn't do anything at all to help them. Instead the feelings that are set loose by it more than likely will have just the opposite effect because they will turn to food for solace.

If you happen to be someone with a "healthy" BMI, then consider how fortunate you are that you have that ability and quit trying to make other people feel badly because they weren't so blessed. Trust me, we already feel badly enough about ourselves
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on June 12, 2015, 11:04:29 PM
There is an actual disorder where your brain doesn't ever register as being full and for these people it is a legit mental disorder.  Parents have to lock up pantries and all food, the kids who have it are ultra violent, usually have low intelligence, and die early due to extreme obesity issues.  I feel sorry for these people because they don't know they have a problem.

The person above though does not have this problem.  They are just fat because they eat too much fucking food and have no self control.  Yes this person should hate themselves.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: This Badass Self on June 12, 2015, 11:17:09 PM
There is an actual disorder where your brain doesn't ever register as being full and for these people it is a legit mental disorder.  Parents have to lock up pantries and all food, the kids who have it are ultra violent, usually have low intelligence, and die early due to extreme obesity issues.  I feel sorry for these people because they don't know they have a problem.

The person above though does not have this problem.  They are just fat because they eat too much fucking food and have no self control.  Yes this person should hate themselves.

Yea, I very seriously doubt that guy has Prader-Willi syndrome.

Is hating themselves anywhere near a good enough punishment for the taxes and shit these people cost us? Assuming he's not talking out of his ass?
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Hogbox on June 13, 2015, 01:12:05 AM
Quote
ETA: I have to add something here as someone who's been fat most of their life. I grew up in the sixties and seventies and fat wasn't acceptable in any way, shape or form. I'm not fat because I'm lazy. I'm not fat because I junk food. I'm fat because for some reason my body doesn't trigger fullness in my brain quite right and in order to maintain a "healthy" body weight I'm hungry almost all the time.

At any rate, I can't help but want to ask "fat shamers" if, isn't it enough that I've spent well over forty years of my life hating myself for being fat? Isn't it enough that I've spent most of my life already being bullied and shamed to the point of self-loathing?

Many times obesity is a symptom of an untreated mental illness, like severe depression. Fat shaming people doesn't do anything at all to help them. Instead the feelings that are set loose by it more than likely will have just the opposite effect because they will turn to food for solace.

If you happen to be someone with a "healthy" BMI, then consider how fortunate you are that you have that ability and quit trying to make other people feel badly because they weren't so blessed. Trust me, we already feel badly enough about ourselves

He almost gets it. It's right there on the tip of his cake-loving tongue.

The fat shaming comes from inside your head. As it should, and as it does for all lardos.

The people actually making an effort to mock fatties are a tiny sideshow and mostly exist on the internet. I've never heard adult landwhales being fatshamed to their faces, and realtalk is a celebrated part of the  national character where I live.

Of course, as the internet shows, many fats are unpleasant, entitled, self-pitying, loudmouthed people so, IRL, they may get into a of arguments where "shut your pie-hole tubby!" is the go-to insult. I still don't see it though.

The whole "healthy AND attractive at any size you fucking shitlord" body positive 'movement' (actually a slow, forlorn waddle) is the same as the troon delusion.

If you love your body and you're happy to be clinically obese and you KNOW you're hawt, then the slings and arrows of anonymous assholes on the internet must mean nothing to you. They're objectively wrong and can't change your perception of reality. Just as when you're fundamentally, genuinely female, then you don't need anyone else to confirm that you're a pretty princess and suggestions that you're not a real woman are just white noise.

If you need the rest of the world to help you believe your delusion, then you don't really believe it either. Ipso fatso.
It's pretty fucking simple.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rocket on June 13, 2015, 12:40:33 PM
Every human will feel hungry after they eat if they only eat junk food. That is literally what it is meant to do; make you eat more and while making you hungrier. Food processing companies have scientists who do nothing but work on that. Cheetos won some kind of award for it.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: OMNIPRESENT CYBERFILTH on June 13, 2015, 02:13:43 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Ho84SrU.jpg)

Sign is confusing.

What respect/dignity is that mess afforded?

The bodies of animals (s)he fucks don't need to be treated with dignity?
 :jesse:

No one with any amount of dignity would wear that hobo outfit so maybe he's a stealth fat hater.

Quote from: Rocket
Every human will feel hungry after they eat if they only eat junk food. That is literally what it is meant to do; make you eat more and while making you hungrier. Food processing companies have scientists who do nothing but work on that. Cheetos won some kind of award for it.

Absolutely true.  Eat 500 calories worth of peanuts and you're good until your next meal.  Eating 500 calories of Doritos or other shit with some flavor enhancer and your body starts craving more.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Danger-Weiner on June 13, 2015, 02:19:16 PM
I'm putting this in the fat people thread since both the husband and wife are fat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P967jW5h1bU

2 stoves right next to each other LMAO

"you have pica" lmfao
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on June 13, 2015, 02:26:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9fATv4fANQ
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: neat on June 13, 2015, 03:27:56 PM
Quote from: Rocket
Every human will feel hungry after they eat if they only eat junk food. That is literally what it is meant to do; make you eat more and while making you hungrier. Food processing companies have scientists who do nothing but work on that. Cheetos won some kind of award for it.

Absolutely true.  Eat 500 calories worth of peanuts and you're good until your next meal.  Eating 500 calories of Doritos or other shit with some flavor enhancer and your body starts craving more.

Yeah but you could just be a man and not eat just because you're hungry.

"omg im sooo starving i just got to eat"
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rocket on June 13, 2015, 04:36:38 PM
Quote from: Rocket
Every human will feel hungry after they eat if they only eat junk food. That is literally what it is meant to do; make you eat more and while making you hungrier. Food processing companies have scientists who do nothing but work on that. Cheetos won some kind of award for it.

Absolutely true.  Eat 500 calories worth of peanuts and you're good until your next meal.  Eating 500 calories of Doritos or other shit with some flavor enhancer and your body starts craving more.

Yeah but you could just be a man and not eat just because you're hungry.

"omg im sooo starving i just got to eat"
^^Those are the words of an anorexic woman.

Sorry, dude, a man eats when he's hungry. We're not worried about that beer going to our thighs. The point is to know why you are hungry. If you think your biology is beyond the reach of chemistry, you really should drink bleach and see.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: neat on June 13, 2015, 08:13:13 PM
Quote from: Rocket
Every human will feel hungry after they eat if they only eat junk food. That is literally what it is meant to do; make you eat more and while making you hungrier. Food processing companies have scientists who do nothing but work on that. Cheetos won some kind of award for it.

Absolutely true.  Eat 500 calories worth of peanuts and you're good until your next meal.  Eating 500 calories of Doritos or other shit with some flavor enhancer and your body starts craving more.

Yeah but you could just be a man and not eat just because you're hungry.

"omg im sooo starving i just got to eat"
^^Those are the words of an anorexic woman.

Sorry, dude, a man eats when he's hungry. We're not worried about that beer going to our thighs. The point is to know why you are hungry. If you think your biology is beyond the reach of chemistry, you really should drink bleach and see.

lel ok "REAL MEN EAT WHENEVER THEY'RE HUNGRY"

*wonders why he never gets below 25% bodyfat*
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Eboltzer1 on June 13, 2015, 08:32:47 PM
Quote from: Rocket
Every human will feel hungry after they eat if they only eat junk food. That is literally what it is meant to do; make you eat more and while making you hungrier. Food processing companies have scientists who do nothing but work on that. Cheetos won some kind of award for it.

Absolutely true.  Eat 500 calories worth of peanuts and you're good until your next meal.  Eating 500 calories of Doritos or other shit with some flavor enhancer and your body starts craving more.

Yeah but you could just be a man and not eat just because you're hungry.

"omg im sooo starving i just got to eat"
^^Those are the words of an anorexic woman.

Sorry, dude, a man eats when he's hungry. We're not worried about that beer going to our thighs. The point is to know why you are hungry. If you think your biology is beyond the reach of chemistry, you really should drink bleach and see.
What an insecure faggot you are.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rocket on June 13, 2015, 11:46:18 PM
Quote from: Rocket
Every human will feel hungry after they eat if they only eat junk food. That is literally what it is meant to do; make you eat more and while making you hungrier. Food processing companies have scientists who do nothing but work on that. Cheetos won some kind of award for it.

Absolutely true.  Eat 500 calories worth of peanuts and you're good until your next meal.  Eating 500 calories of Doritos or other shit with some flavor enhancer and your body starts craving more.

Yeah but you could just be a man and not eat just because you're hungry.

"omg im sooo starving i just got to eat"
^^Those are the words of an anorexic woman.

Sorry, dude, a man eats when he's hungry. We're not worried about that beer going to our thighs. The point is to know why you are hungry. If you think your biology is beyond the reach of chemistry, you really should drink bleach and see.
What an insecure faggot you are.
Your irony is not funny. Jokes are supposed to be funny. You're not funny.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rocket on June 13, 2015, 11:48:15 PM
Quote from: Rocket
Every human will feel hungry after they eat if they only eat junk food. That is literally what it is meant to do; make you eat more and while making you hungrier. Food processing companies have scientists who do nothing but work on that. Cheetos won some kind of award for it.

Absolutely true.  Eat 500 calories worth of peanuts and you're good until your next meal.  Eating 500 calories of Doritos or other shit with some flavor enhancer and your body starts craving more.

Yeah but you could just be a man and not eat just because you're hungry.

"omg im sooo starving i just got to eat"
^^Those are the words of an anorexic woman.

Sorry, dude, a man eats when he's hungry. We're not worried about that beer going to our thighs. The point is to know why you are hungry. If you think your biology is beyond the reach of chemistry, you really should drink bleach and see.

lel ok "REAL MEN EAT WHENEVER THEY'RE HUNGRY"

*wonders why he never gets below 25% bodyfat*
This is one of those times when you say stupid shit and I wonder why. Like, you're older than this but you speak like you're 14. IDGI

Do I have to add "if you realize you are hungry because you're eating the wrong food, change your diet?" Does that help you?

Fuck, man. Goddamn. This kind of stupid is just uncalled for.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on June 15, 2015, 11:47:31 AM
Every human will feel hungry after they eat if they only eat junk food. That is literally what it is meant to do; make you eat more and while making you hungrier. Food processing companies have scientists who do nothing but work on that. Cheetos won some kind of award for it.

lol this is hippie bullshit parroted by 40 year old women but has no actual validity irl

Absolutely true.  Eat 500 calories worth of peanuts and you're good until your next meal.  Eating 500 calories of Doritos or other shit with some flavor enhancer and your body starts craving more.

that's not how life works. and you chose one of the most calorie dense food possible. 500 calories of peanuts is basically a handful and barely a snack

the reason why people eat a lot of fast food is because its calorie dense but its also not filling. even healthy food thats not filling can be just as bad as cheetos and fast food. you can get just as fast eating nuts and drinking orange juice than you can eating chocolate and drink soda in the same quantities
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rocket on June 15, 2015, 12:07:54 PM
Every human will feel hungry after they eat if they only eat junk food. That is literally what it is meant to do; make you eat more and while making you hungrier. Food processing companies have scientists who do nothing but work on that. Cheetos won some kind of award for it.
lol this is hippie bullshit parroted by 40 year old women but has no actual validity irl
I think you are stupid. I don't think you are uneducated, but I think you are a stupid human. See, you have absolutely no reason to say this. I know that because I know where got my information. You have not looked into this and when you do you will find I am right.

I don't know what you will change about yourself when we remonstrate you for acting like a mongoloid, and I suppose nothing. I guess it's just the way you troll. It's not intelligent or witty. It's not deserving of consideration, so I should not reply, you're just burning the toast. Please try to come up with a decent troll. Cut out the alt accounts and cut out the feigned intellect and cut out the false denials. Just try to grow up a little.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Got Milk? on June 15, 2015, 12:23:21 PM
Every human will feel hungry after they eat if they only eat junk food. That is literally what it is meant to do; make you eat more and while making you hungrier. Food processing companies have scientists who do nothing but work on that. Cheetos won some kind of award for it.

lol this is hippie bullshit parroted by 40 year old women but has no actual validity irl

Absolutely true.  Eat 500 calories worth of peanuts and you're good until your next meal.  Eating 500 calories of Doritos or other shit with some flavor enhancer and your body starts craving more.

that's not how life works. and you chose one of the most calorie dense food possible. 500 calories of peanuts is basically a handful and barely a snack

the reason why people eat a lot of fast food is because its calorie dense but its also not filling. even healthy food thats not filling can be just as bad as cheetos and fast food. you can get just as fast eating nuts and drinking orange juice than you can eating chocolate and drink soda in the same quantities

You know all about eating nuts, don't you?
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: OMNIPRESENT CYBERFILTH on June 15, 2015, 01:09:03 PM
Absolutely true.  Eat 500 calories worth of peanuts and you're good until your next meal.  Eating 500 calories of Doritos or other shit with some flavor enhancer and your body starts craving more.

that's not how life works. and you chose one of the most calorie dense food possible. 500 calories of peanuts is basically a handful and barely a snack

the reason why people eat a lot of fast food is because its calorie dense but its also not filling. even healthy food thats not filling can be just as bad as cheetos and fast food. you can get just as fast eating nuts and drinking orange juice than you can eating chocolate and drink soda in the same quantities

Obviously you can overeat anything and turn into a blimp.  But for those with poor impulse control, it's better to eat the healthy/dense foods so they won't have the urge to stuff 1000 calories in their maw every meal.  Also, they're getting actual nutrition instead of junk calories.  Also, shit that passes for "healthy" food these days is pretty lol.  Rice, vegetables, and lean meats together are a terrible combo because they don't fill you up at all, so you just get hungry again.

The reason people eat fast food is it has additives that trigger your taste buds and your body remembers that you crave it when you're hungry.  Some fast food is actually pretty calorie dense, hamburgers in particular.  It's the fries and soda that's all the empty calories. 
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: White Rapper on June 15, 2015, 01:20:07 PM
I don't think anyone could eat 1000 calories of lettuce in a single sitting. A prepackaged salad bag of lettuce is only 20 calories you would have to eat 50 bags. Meanwhile pretty much anyone could drink 1000 calories worth of soda or milkshake.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rocket on June 15, 2015, 02:43:58 PM
I don't think anyone could eat 1000 calories of lettuce in a single sitting. A prepackaged salad bag of lettuce is only 20 calories you would have to eat 50 bags. Meanwhile pretty much anyone could drink 1000 calories worth of soda or milkshake.
That's the thing about caloric density. Put a little avocado,  a few olives and half a can of low sodium black beans with dried cranberries and homemade honey mustard and you will feel sated and make advances toward a caloric deficit for the day.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on June 15, 2015, 07:47:37 PM
The only scientific engineering that goes into food is about finding perfect ratios of sugar/fat/salt thT wi hit people's pleasure centres and shit like mouth feel

Yes companies engineer their food to be better for thei customers and they want loyalty. That's literally what happens in every single industry in capitalist society

The reason people why people crave more fast food after eating fast food is because they didn't eat something that was filling only calorie dense. It has fuck all to do with them adding any chemical alternated in your food

Fucking lmbo @ blaming the food industry instead if shitty self control. You CAN stop after just one Pringle, fatties.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rocket on June 15, 2015, 08:00:50 PM
You are wrong but you keep saying things you feel because you want your feelings to be right despite having absolutely nothing to base your opinion on. Do you know who else does this?
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Got Milk? on June 16, 2015, 06:59:59 AM
The only scientific engineering that goes into food is about finding perfect ratios of sugar/fat/salt thT wi hit people's pleasure centres and shit like mouth feel

Yes companies engineer their food to be better for thei customers and they want loyalty. That's literally what happens in every single industry in capitalist society

The reason people why people crave more fast food after eating fast food is because they didn't eat something that was filling only calorie dense. It has fuck all to do with them adding any chemical alternated in your food

Fucking lmbo @ blaming the food industry instead if shitty self control. You CAN stop after just one Pringle, fatties.

I feel like what people are saying is less that and more you're retarded.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on June 17, 2015, 09:22:29 AM
blaming companies completely removes the agency from fatties. face it no one becomes fat because they are addicted to fast food, they become fat because they have shitty self-control and don't exercise enough.

is there a whole scientific process designed by companies to make their product as good and make customers come back as often as possible? of course. but it's not fucking nicotine. its not crack. its fucking food. there's no special chemical that will not make you feel full and grab for another pack of chip, it has to do with the fact you're eating highly caloric food that doesn't fill you up. Which can happen with everything. Ever noticed how many fat vegans there are? Maybe they don't balloon up to 500 pounds (you need serious dedication to do that on nuts and pasta) but they can still get pretty fat because, again, self-control.

blaming the food industry for people becoming fat is like blaming the video games industry for people shooting up schools.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rocket on June 17, 2015, 10:54:13 AM
Ever noticed how many fat vegans there are?
It's interesting that you bring up addictive chemicals and then say something this ignorant. "Ever noticed how many FAT VEGANS there are?" It's like you are addicted to saying stupid things on the internet.

Man, you need to let go and let God. There must be a 12 Step program for people like you.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on June 17, 2015, 11:20:28 AM
you said a really fucking dumb statement

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Every human will feel hungry after they eat if they only eat junk food. That is literally what it is meant to do; make you eat more and while making you hungrier. Food processing companies have scientists who do nothing but work on that. Cheetos won some kind of award for it.

1. every human will feel hungry if they only eat junk food
2. they will be HUNGRIER after eating it
3. scientists are the evil geniuses behind that

you have fuckton of people who can't cook and literally all they eat is junk and fast food and they are not fat. they are also not walking around constantly hungry. some of them im gym bros with. i mean, eating kale when trying to bulk isnt a great idea anyway.

people dont get fat because of fast food, they get fat because of a lack of physical exertion for years while gradually eating a little bit more and more and slowly but steadily gaining a few pounds over the years. to blame what is literally a daily failure of sometimes decades on their part on evil kkkapitalists and their $cienti$t$ is the same kind of drivel that d&d goons, 45 year old white women and green faggots who complain about GMOs repeat but has no actual bearing on reality.

weve never had as much food with as little to do to get it, which is why people are getting fat. its really as simple as that. stop getting all r/fatlogic on this thread tia.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on June 17, 2015, 11:36:10 AM
And please before you come back with a lazy one liner, keep in mind that there's (http://www.clinicalnutritionjournal.com/article/S0261-5614%2809%2900239-8/abstract) literally (http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2714380/) no such thing (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2750063/Food-not-addictive-eating-Gorging-psychological-compulsion-say-experts.html) as addictive food or substance.

People get fat because they are lazy and eat too much. there's not a single chemical that creates food addiction added to your foods, and you can't get addicted to sugar. or fat, for that matter. which is bad news for aran's marriage
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Salacious B. Crumb on June 17, 2015, 11:49:02 AM
I don't think anyone could eat 1000 calories of lettuce in a single sitting. A prepackaged salad bag of lettuce is only 20 calories you would have to eat 50 bags. Meanwhile pretty much anyone could drink 1000 calories worth of soda or milkshake.
That's the thing about caloric density. Put a little avocado,  a few olives and half a can of low sodium black beans with dried cranberries and homemade honey mustard and you will feel sated and make advances toward a caloric deficit for the day.

you were fine up until the honey mustard bit. Also I bet you meant black olives, degenerate.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on June 17, 2015, 01:19:17 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJNZ5N2OYSY


90's Springer was a great mix of  :smug: and :stonk:. 90's trash TV was the best.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rocket on June 17, 2015, 01:56:48 PM
I don't think anyone could eat 1000 calories of lettuce in a single sitting. A prepackaged salad bag of lettuce is only 20 calories you would have to eat 50 bags. Meanwhile pretty much anyone could drink 1000 calories worth of soda or milkshake.
That's the thing about caloric density. Put a little avocado,  a few olives and half a can of low sodium black beans with dried cranberries and homemade honey mustard and you will feel sated and make advances toward a caloric deficit for the day.

you were fine up until the honey mustard bit. Also I bet you meant black olives, degenerate.
No way, man. Green olives. And I make my own honey mustard. It has mustard and honey in it. And that's all. No HFCS or crap. I don't know how anyone fucks up a food product when the entire recipe is incorporated into the two-word name.

And I'm not responding to Cis Scum anymore because, as he is wont to do, he will misquote and say something stupid, so what's the point? He doesn't learn anything.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on June 17, 2015, 02:24:25 PM
how convenient that you stop responding after i point out how retarded and wrong your original point was

:sjw:

thanks for telling us too btw
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rocket on June 17, 2015, 02:41:53 PM
how convenient that you stop responding after i point out how retarded and wrong your original point was

:sjw:

thanks for telling us too btw
You MISQUOTE people and pat yourself on the back for another golden internet victory. That's what I said, but since you ignored that, here's a response:

Go fuck yourself you ignorant cunt.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: David Hedgehogstein on June 17, 2015, 03:45:28 PM
how convenient that you stop responding after i point out how retarded and wrong your original point was

:sjw:

thanks for telling us too btw
You MISQUOTE people and pat yourself on the back for another golden internet victory. That's what I said, but since you ignored that, here's a response:

Go fuck yourself you ignorant cunt.
I wish you stuck to your convictions and actually stopped replying to him. It would be nice if we didn't have yet another Cis/Rocket slapfight.
Why can't you two just fuck and get it over with?
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on June 17, 2015, 03:55:16 PM
How could I misquote you in any way? I quoted you exactly as you wrote your post:

Every human will feel hungry after they eat if they only eat junk food. That is literally what it is meant to do; make you eat more and while making you hungrier. Food processing companies have scientists who do nothing but work on that. Cheetos won some kind of award for it.

and all I did was breaking up your statement in three clauses to address each of them individually. Your three points were:

1. everyone will feel hungry after they eat if they only eat junk food
2. you will feel hungrier after you've eaten it than you did before
3. food companies have scientists to insure that 1 & 2 happen

i pointed out why all of your three points were wrong, and I posted actual scientific studies backing up how your third point was specifically wrong and asinine. you haven't at any point actually defended or backed up what you said just huffed and puffed about how smart your are (while not backing it up in any way)

i guess its better for your own ego than saying 'i dun goofed'
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on June 17, 2015, 03:56:34 PM
I wish you stuck to your convictions and actually stopped replying to him. It would be nice if we didn't have yet another Cis/Rocket slapfight.
Why can't you two just fuck and get it over with?

it doesnt have to be a slapfight he said something that was wrong, i pointed out why

he could just, you know, engage back and forth and try to back his shit up instead of flinging shit around without addressing any of it
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Renegade Jew on June 17, 2015, 04:01:25 PM
So in other words Rocket is a faggot
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: As a white male I on June 17, 2015, 04:17:12 PM
So in other words Rocket is a faggot

Encyclopedia dramatica says he is, therefore it must be true.

See:

Quote from: Encyclopedia dramatica
Something Sensitive -- a bunch of faggots obsessing over a site no one gives a shit about. Rocket the faggot posts there.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on June 17, 2015, 04:26:07 PM
So in other words Rocket is a faggot

Encyclopedia dramatica says he is, therefore it must be true.

See:

Quote from: Encyclopedia dramatica
Something Sensitive -- a bunch of faggots obsessing over a site no one gives a shit about. Rocket the faggot posts there.

Did that ED entry trace back to Cis's IP address?
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on June 17, 2015, 04:27:38 PM
that line goes back all the way to the days of TNE
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: blasting_asshole on June 17, 2015, 04:35:50 PM
Ever noticed how many fat vegans there are?

https://www.tumblr.com/

Hershey's syrup and Oreos are vegan.

Guy in my av is probably a vegan.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rocket on June 17, 2015, 04:55:32 PM
Ever noticed how many fat vegans there are?

https://www.tumblr.com/

Hershey's syrup and Oreos are vegan.

Guy in my av is probably a vegan.
hahha
yea



https://www.google.com/search?q=fat+vegans&newwindow=1&rlz=1C1LEND_enUS534US534&espv=2&biw=1600&bih=785&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=2d6BVfjaKMXl-QGO2oKwAw&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Problematic Intersectional Kyriarchy on June 17, 2015, 05:17:17 PM
I don't know why it needs to be said, but food science is definitely a real thing. Lots of it is flavor additives or making things smell better, but they also study texture and physiological responses. Things like Cheetos that disappear in your mouth before you swallow them really fuck your body up. The salt and sugar and fat stimulate your appetite (because once upon a time it was good to eat fatty things any chance you got) but the lack of swallowing sensation etc means you never get the "not hungry" impulse. They have studied this quite a bit and it's not made up.

It also doesn't take the blame off the fat fucks. I love Cheetos, and I've never been over weight a day in my life, because I have self control and self respect and don't want to be a fucking scourge on society. But the junk food companies are sneaky fuckers, for sure.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on June 17, 2015, 05:21:06 PM
I don't know why it needs to be said, but food science is definitely a real thing. Lots of it is flavor additives or making things smell better, but they also study texture and physiological responses.

Something that I've myself mentioned. The fact that they use research to make their products better and increase profit is not the same as having scientists modifying food so they 'always leave you hungrier' after you've eaten them, or completely unable to satiate anyone.

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Things like Cheetos that disappear in your mouth before you swallow them really fuck your body up. The salt and sugar and fat stimulate your appetite (because once upon a time it was good to eat fatty things any chance you got) but the lack of swallowing sensation etc means you never get the "not hungry" impulse. They have studied this quite a bit and it's not made up.

Yeah please back this up with actual links.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Problematic Intersectional Kyriarchy on June 17, 2015, 05:33:32 PM
Yeah please back this up with actual links.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=engineering+cheetos
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on June 17, 2015, 06:08:54 PM
not about the fucking cheetos. fuck, let's do this again:

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Things like Cheetos that disappear in your mouth before you swallow them really fuck your body up. The salt and sugar and fat stimulate your appetite (because once upon a time it was good to eat fatty things any chance you got) but the lack of swallowing sensation etc means you never get the "not hungry" impulse. They have studied this quite a bit and it's not made up.

1. your claim that "things" that "disappear in your mouth before you swallow them really fuck your body up"
2. "lack of swallowing" means that "you never get the 'not hungry' impulse"
3. this is actually backed up by research

please back this up with credible shit
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on June 17, 2015, 06:17:53 PM
(because, you now, studies after studies have shown that chewing gum doesn't lead to eating less because the act of chewing itself has no impact on hunger whatsoever unless there's actual food involved)
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on June 17, 2015, 06:41:48 PM
Did I walk into a Clark Griswold convention itt?
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: bigperm on June 17, 2015, 06:42:59 PM
Easiest way to not be fat is to never snack. You get three square meals a day. Nothing else outside of that. Maybe some dessert or something once in a while (like once or twice a month).

It's hard to stuff yourself with enough food to really blow up. Plus, it's much easier to keep track of how much you actually eat, which means that it's easier to cut down if you need to. Most fatties don't really know how much they consume because they graze all day long like a cow.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: wimpb on June 17, 2015, 08:51:43 PM
Why can't you two just fuck and get it over with?

to be fair, when rocket tried to insert he found cis scums head was already there
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rocket on June 17, 2015, 09:38:44 PM
So in other words Rocket is a faggot

Encyclopedia dramatica says he is, therefore it must be true.

See:

Quote from: Encyclopedia dramatica
Something Sensitive -- a bunch of faggots obsessing over a site no one gives a shit about. Rocket the faggot posts there.
I didn't believe it do I looked and holy shit someone posted that! Hahaha that's awesome.

I wonder who hates me enough to do that?
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rocket on June 17, 2015, 09:40:16 PM
 :jewrub2:
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: neat on June 17, 2015, 10:12:22 PM

I wonder who hates me

Where do I start?
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Salacious B. Crumb on June 17, 2015, 10:27:08 PM
every SS thread apparently falls down the faggot tree and hits every branch
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: White Rapper on June 17, 2015, 10:41:47 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/o8cLDoF.jpg)
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: neat on June 17, 2015, 11:00:43 PM
^^^ thats why nowadays when i sit in a booth in a restaurant, the fucking table is 2 feet from my chest
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rocket on June 18, 2015, 12:04:40 AM

I wonder who hates me

Where do I start?
No, I said I wonder who hates me enough to do that. I thought everyone here was far too lazy to go to the trouble.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on June 18, 2015, 02:07:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJNZ5N2OYSY


90's Springer was a great mix of  :smug: and :stonk:. 90's trash TV was the best.
Pro watch that is some classic springer.  Where is Jerry these days?  Is he still making shows somewhere?  Last I saw he was a mayor or state legislator or something and last I saw him he was in the audience on Hell's Kitchen.  He looked, as always, a mix of happiness and confusion.

Anyway, nice video.  I admit I teared up a bit when cis scum hugged his mom even though he was mad at her and she was blaming him for her obesity.  So many of his posts make a lot more sense now.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on June 18, 2015, 02:36:21 AM
Daytime 90's talk shows fucking ruled and where it was at.  Even more so when they brought GG Allin on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wbej9YNg1yg
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rocket on June 18, 2015, 09:46:03 AM
Daytime 90's talk shows fucking ruled and where it was at.  Even more so when they brought GG Allin on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wbej9YNg1yg
Yea, ol' GG could take some lessons about being punk from Avril Lavigne.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on June 18, 2015, 11:02:27 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/iyPHcrI.jpg)

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wtf are the cops gonna do? "please arrest this kid who called me fat" strong sloot logic, go eat a salami sandwich
Goddamn I could watch honor students shut down fat white cunts all day.

:tom:
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: OMNIPRESENT CYBERFILTH on June 18, 2015, 11:15:05 AM
"I wanted to give you time to get back from your second lunch."   lolololololol
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Wu-Tang Tran on June 18, 2015, 12:18:45 PM
Two things,

I love the complete lack of self awareness about the fact thaylt it was literally the same post, but exchanging short for fat.   :stewart:

The fact that instantly the insults go to "I bet you can't, even get laid," is hilarious. 
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rape Artist on June 18, 2015, 03:24:05 PM
The fact that instantly the insults go to "I bet you can't, even get laid," is hilarious.

Reminds me of this "if you think I'm fat then you must have a small dick" claptrap

(http://i.imgur.com/DiWlwyn.jpg?1)
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Debbie's Hairy on June 18, 2015, 03:36:12 PM
The fact that instantly the insults go to "I bet you can't, even get laid," is hilarious.

Reminds me of this "if you think I'm fat then you must have a small dick" claptrap

(http://i.imgur.com/DiWlwyn.jpg?1)

Not pictured is the FUPA that makes penetration nearly impossible to anyone short of OG Mudbone
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on June 18, 2015, 10:19:09 PM
The fact that instantly the insults go to "I bet you can't, even get laid," is hilarious.

Reminds me of this "if you think I'm fat then you must have a small dick" claptrap

(http://i.imgur.com/DiWlwyn.jpg?1)
She's right. I left my back brace and steel toed boots at work.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: sharktits and all on June 18, 2015, 11:06:30 PM
The fact that instantly the insults go to "I bet you can't, even get laid," is hilarious.

Reminds me of this "if you think I'm fat then you must have a small dick" claptrap

(http://i.imgur.com/DiWlwyn.jpg?1)

She's right, I don't have a license to operate heavy equipment.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on June 18, 2015, 11:38:54 PM
I fucking love that fat women think they look like that cartoon.  No () != )(

You have a convex shape not a concave shape.  Your middle is twice the goddamn size of your boobs and hips.  If your gunt sticks out further than your boobs, then you are about as far away from an hourglass as a twink is from Mr Olympia. 

Of course zero self awareness is a classic trait of the landwhale.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on June 19, 2015, 08:56:29 AM
I fucking love that fat women think they look like that cartoon.  No () != )(

You have a convex shape not a concave shape.  Your middle is twice the goddamn size of your boobs and hips.  If your gunt sticks out further than your boobs, then you are about as far away from an hourglass as a twink is from Mr Olympia. 

Of course zero self awareness is a classic trait of the landwhale.

wall test, etc.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: blasting_asshole on June 19, 2015, 10:38:55 AM
I fucking love that fat women think they look like that cartoon.  No () != )(

You have a convex shape not a concave shape.  Your middle is twice the goddamn size of your boobs and hips.  If your gunt sticks out further than your boobs, then you are about as far away from an hourglass as a twink is from Mr Olympia. 

Of course zero self awareness is a classic trait of the landwhale.

That cartoon is actually a caricature of what "men desire." Think about it...
-Huge tits
-Small waist
-Full, pouty lips
-Big ol booty
-Slender neck and chin

It's like that cartoon drawing Dennis makes in that episode of Always Sunny when he tries to design a dress in order to one-up FattyMcGoo.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Autistic Yankee on June 19, 2015, 11:30:16 AM
I used to work in a steak house when I was 17-18.  They had the giant porterhouse.  The pound and a half prime rib cut.  3 foot long rack of baby back ribs.  Etc.  You aint seen fats in the wild until you have worked somewhere like this.  Holy jesus.  I can't tell you how many times people had to request a chair with no arms on it.  Our chairs were fucking huge and oversized too, but at least 2 or 3 times a week some fat tub couldn't fit and demanded a booth or no armed chair.

Ever seen a fat person eat so much god damn red meat in one sitting and at such a fast pace that they literally pass out when they try and stand up and walk out the door?  I have!  I personally had to call an ambulance more than once.

Ever seen someone request a side of butter and then  :lilal: as you watch them dump it right into their bowl of clam chowder?   

Ever seen a morbidly obese midget before?  Holy jesus.  When you are 4'5", the fat doesn't have as much real estate to spread out on as it does on a normal person, so it just fucking clings to anywhere it can.  This fucking dude had OBESE CALVES.  I'm not talking standard fat person cankles here.  I'm talking giant fucking balloons of fat hanging from his legs down to over his feet.  This midget's legs were so fat he had to walk with a cane.  But best of all, I watched him walk to his car in the parking lot and drive away.  Getting in his car was easily a 15 minute process.  He could get his first foot in the car and kind of use gravity to plop his ass in the seat, but thats when he ran into trouble.  This fucking fat fuck was not able to lift his own leg up off the ground high enough to get it in the car.  To get around this problem he had manufactured his own leg lifting device.   He had to hang a fucking rope down with a loop on it and hook it under his foot, then run the rope through the handle above the door and yank down on it, hoisting is fat fucking leg up into the air.


Like the heroin addict that wakes up in the gutter, covered in blood, broken glass, and his own piss, don't you think these fat fucks would at some point have a rock bottom scenario resulting in a moment of clarity, where they decide that maybe eating giant slabs of prime rib is a bad idea?  You would think not being able to lift your leg up into your car would be that rock bottom moment.  But nope!  Lets just build myself a leg lifting hoist.  Good to go!
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: npr sustaining member on June 19, 2015, 11:40:57 AM
Two things,

I love the complete lack of self awareness about the fact thaylt it was literally the same post, but exchanging short for fat.   :stewart:

The fact that instantly the insults go to "I bet you can't, even get laid," is hilarious.

+ the sister: "im a nurse i save lives for a living" jfc
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rocket on June 19, 2015, 11:57:20 AM
The fact that instantly the insults go to "I bet you can't, even get laid," is hilarious.

Reminds me of this "if you think I'm fat then you must have a small dick" claptrap

(http://i.imgur.com/DiWlwyn.jpg?1)
If you can't spell, then I assume you're not smart enough for me.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on June 19, 2015, 12:00:22 PM
I fucking love that fat women think they look like that cartoon.  No () != )(

You have a convex shape not a concave shape.  Your middle is twice the goddamn size of your boobs and hips.  If your gunt sticks out further than your boobs, then you are about as far away from an hourglass as a twink is from Mr Olympia. 

Of course zero self awareness is a classic trait of the landwhale.

That cartoon is actually a caricature of what "men desire." Think about it...
-Huge tits
-Small waist
-Full, pouty lips
-Big ol booty
-Slender neck and chin

It's like that cartoon drawing Dennis makes in that episode of Always Sunny when he tries to design a dress in order to one-up FattyMcGoo.
:lolno:
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rocket on June 19, 2015, 12:16:24 PM
I fucking love that fat women think they look like that cartoon.  No () != )(

You have a convex shape not a concave shape.  Your middle is twice the goddamn size of your boobs and hips.  If your gunt sticks out further than your boobs, then you are about as far away from an hourglass as a twink is from Mr Olympia. 

Of course zero self awareness is a classic trait of the landwhale.

That cartoon is actually a caricature of what "men desire." Think about it...
-Huge tits
-Small waist
-Full, pouty lips
-Big ol booty
-Slender neck and chin

It's like that cartoon drawing Dennis makes in that episode of Always Sunny when he tries to design a dress in order to one-up FattyMcGoo.
:lolno:
If you don't think that is the ideal woman, your mind runs contrary to human genetics.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on June 19, 2015, 01:28:13 PM
I fucking love that fat women think they look like that cartoon.  No () != )(

You have a convex shape not a concave shape.  Your middle is twice the goddamn size of your boobs and hips.  If your gunt sticks out further than your boobs, then you are about as far away from an hourglass as a twink is from Mr Olympia. 

Of course zero self awareness is a classic trait of the landwhale.

That cartoon is actually a caricature of what "men desire." Think about it...
-Huge tits
-Small waist
-Full, pouty lips
-Big ol booty
-Slender neck and chin

It's like that cartoon drawing Dennis makes in that episode of Always Sunny when he tries to design a dress in order to one-up FattyMcGoo.

That's not really a caricature, that's what men do actually want (add being fit as another requirement).  Men are genetically predisposed to go after these women because they are almost always the most fertile and best looking.  Just think about the women who have been in men's magazines, it's exactly this type of woman.  That obese women think they look like this is goddamn hilarious and indicative of how insNely delusional they are.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: blasting_asshole on June 19, 2015, 02:08:59 PM
I fucking love that fat women think they look like that cartoon.  No () != )(

You have a convex shape not a concave shape.  Your middle is twice the goddamn size of your boobs and hips.  If your gunt sticks out further than your boobs, then you are about as far away from an hourglass as a twink is from Mr Olympia. 

Of course zero self awareness is a classic trait of the landwhale.

That cartoon is actually a caricature of what "men desire." Think about it...
-Huge tits
-Small waist
-Full, pouty lips
-Big ol booty
-Slender neck and chin

It's like that cartoon drawing Dennis makes in that episode of Always Sunny when he tries to design a dress in order to one-up FattyMcGoo.

That's not really a caricature, that's what men do actually want (add being fit as another requirement).  Men are genetically predisposed to go after these women because they are almost always the most fertile and best looking.  Just think about the women who have been in men's magazines, it's exactly this type of woman.  That obese women think they look like this is goddamn hilarious and indicative of how insNely delusional they are.

It reminded me of Jessica Rabbit, which all the feminists love to rage about. Pointing out the unrealistic traits as if she's a real life person and not a fucking cartoon.

Another thing I love about women/feminists. Barbie doll outrage. Has any guy ever complained about GI Joe? What? No? Why not? BECAUSE ITS A PIECE OF FUCKING PLASTIC MADE FROM FACTORY MACHINERY!

OH yea, as a chauvinist male, I totally wanna fuck a titless, crotchless, shiny piece of plastic. Hang tight, while I head over to the E/N troon thread.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Wu-Tang Tran on June 19, 2015, 03:40:35 PM

Another thing I love about women/feminists. Barbie doll outrage. Has any guy ever complained about GI Joe? What? No? Why not? BECAUSE ITS A PIECE OF FUCKING PLASTIC MADE FROM FACTORY MACHINERY!

I feel GI Joe toys portray an unrealistic image to boys.  Take Snake Eyes for example? How are my little boys possibly going to grow up to be a ninja dressed in all black with a sweet ass dog and bad ass sword. My kids look up to Snake Eyes.

We need toys that accurately portray military life for our little boys to look up to.  Role models like "Xbox Live Warrior," "NJP Dodger," "The Reason For All Your Safety Stand Downs Man," and "Don't Tell Your Dad About Me Man."
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Mad at the Internet on June 19, 2015, 03:54:28 PM

Another thing I love about women/feminists. Barbie doll outrage. Has any guy ever complained about GI Joe? What? No? Why not? BECAUSE ITS A PIECE OF FUCKING PLASTIC MADE FROM FACTORY MACHINERY!

I feel GI Joe toys portray an unrealistic image to boys.  Take Snake Eyes for example? How are my little boys possibly going to grow up to be a ninja dressed in all black with a sweet ass dog and bad ass sword. My kids look up to Snake Eyes.

We need toys that accurately portray military life for our little boys to look up to.  Role models like "Xbox Live Warrior," "NJP Dodger," "The Reason For All Your Safety Stand Downs Man," and "Don't Tell Your Dad About Me Man."

Lol, don't forget the other great toys such as "Always pregnant: never deployable Lady" or "Sassy negress with an attitude trying to get out of actual work details."
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Hogbox on June 20, 2015, 01:38:50 AM
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/lego-promoting-unrealistic-body-image-2015061899397

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Lego 'promoting unrealistic body image'

LEGO has been accused of making children covet unattainable squat, yellow bodies with c-shaped hooks for hands.

The Danish toy company was branded ‘dangerous’ and ‘irresponsible’ by a government watchdog, following complaints about the unrealistic physical standards its figures display.

Mother-of-two Donna Sheridan said: “My youngest son turned to me yesterday and said, ‘Mummy, I hope I grow up to look like a Lego man.’

“It was heartbreaking. I had to sit him down and explain that his hands will never come to resemble half-eaten Hula Hoops, nor will his head develop a circular growth onto which various hats and hairstyles can be clicked.

“He was inconsolable. I hope Lego is happy with itself.”

Julian Cook, a father of three, said: “Lego is promoting an aesthetic standard that is simply not achievable for human beings. My 12-year-old daughter spends all her time trying to make her body shorter and stockier, and her nose disappear completely.

“I keep telling her she’s beautiful as she is, but she just says, ‘Not as beautiful as a Lego person'”.

He added: “How do those Danish bastards sleep at night?”
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: The Trumpriarch on June 20, 2015, 02:29:47 AM

Another thing I love about women/feminists. Barbie doll outrage. Has any guy ever complained about GI Joe? What? No? Why not? BECAUSE ITS A PIECE OF FUCKING PLASTIC MADE FROM FACTORY MACHINERY!

I feel GI Joe toys portray an unrealistic image to boys.  Take Snake Eyes for example? How are my little boys possibly going to grow up to be a ninja dressed in all black with a sweet ass dog and bad ass sword. My kids look up to Snake Eyes.

We need toys that accurately portray military life for our little boys to look up to.  Role models like "Xbox Live Warrior," "NJP Dodger," "The Reason For All Your Safety Stand Downs Man," and "Don't Tell Your Dad About Me Man."

Lol, don't forget the other great toys such as "Always pregnant: never deployable Lady" or "Sassy negress with an attitude trying to get out of actual work details."

My favorite is "Physically Unimposing E-3 and Entitled, Whoring Dependapotamus" double set.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Ghostse on June 20, 2015, 01:59:06 PM

Another thing I love about women/feminists. Barbie doll outrage. Has any guy ever complained about GI Joe? What? No? Why not? BECAUSE ITS A PIECE OF FUCKING PLASTIC MADE FROM FACTORY MACHINERY!

I feel GI Joe toys portray an unrealistic image to boys.  Take Snake Eyes for example? How are my little boys possibly going to grow up to be a ninja dressed in all black with a sweet ass dog and bad ass sword. My kids look up to Snake Eyes.

We need toys that accurately portray military life for our little boys to look up to.  Role models like "Xbox Live Warrior," "NJP Dodger," "The Reason For All Your Safety Stand Downs Man," and "Don't Tell Your Dad About Me Man."

Lol, don't forget the other great toys such as "Always pregnant: never deployable Lady" or "Sassy negress with an attitude trying to get out of actual work details."

My favorite is "Physically Unimposing E-3 and Entitled, Whoring Dependapotamus" double set.

You forgot the Noble E-4 Shammauri and E-0 Retard (With Article 15 paperwork)
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on June 21, 2015, 09:46:17 PM
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/lego-promoting-unrealistic-body-image-2015061899397

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Lego 'promoting unrealistic body image'

LEGO has been accused of making children covet unattainable squat, yellow bodies with c-shaped hooks for hands.

The Danish toy company was branded ‘dangerous’ and ‘irresponsible’ by a government watchdog, following complaints about the unrealistic physical standards its figures display.

Mother-of-two Donna Sheridan said: “My youngest son turned to me yesterday and said, ‘Mummy, I hope I grow up to look like a Lego man.’

“It was heartbreaking. I had to sit him down and explain that his hands will never come to resemble half-eaten Hula Hoops, nor will his head develop a circular growth onto which various hats and hairstyles can be clicked.

“He was inconsolable. I hope Lego is happy with itself.”

Julian Cook, a father of three, said: “Lego is promoting an aesthetic standard that is simply not achievable for human beings. My 12-year-old daughter spends all her time trying to make her body shorter and stockier, and her nose disappear completely.

“I keep telling her she’s beautiful as she is, but she just says, ‘Not as beautiful as a Lego person'”.

He added: “How do those Danish bastards sleep at night?”

:nah:

I give up, humanity is through.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: professional lurker on June 21, 2015, 11:07:23 PM
On earth, this is what we call "a joke."
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rocket on June 22, 2015, 12:38:34 AM
On earth, this is what we call "a joke."
Clearly you didn't read his user name.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Wu-Tang Tran on June 22, 2015, 10:18:55 PM

Another thing I love about women/feminists. Barbie doll outrage. Has any guy ever complained about GI Joe? What? No? Why not? BECAUSE ITS A PIECE OF FUCKING PLASTIC MADE FROM FACTORY MACHINERY!

I feel GI Joe toys portray an unrealistic image to boys.  Take Snake Eyes for example? How are my little boys possibly going to grow up to be a ninja dressed in all black with a sweet ass dog and bad ass sword. My kids look up to Snake Eyes.

We need toys that accurately portray military life for our little boys to look up to.  Role models like "Xbox Live Warrior," "NJP Dodger," "The Reason For All Your Safety Stand Downs Man," and "Don't Tell Your Dad About Me Man."

Lol, don't forget the other great toys such as "Always pregnant: never deployable Lady" or "Sassy negress with an attitude trying to get out of actual work details."


I can say without exaggeration I served with a chick who managed to get pregnant 3 times in a 4 year enlistment.  It was honestly god damn impressive
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: tits an cooters on June 23, 2015, 11:00:58 PM
i wonder how many people are going to read that post and then compulsively stick their finger in their belly button & smell it
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Danger-Weiner on June 24, 2015, 02:05:46 AM
my belly button smells nothing like my butt :stuckup:
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: 40k Scrotal Sacks on June 24, 2015, 04:36:04 AM
Inward belly button havers are subhuman anyway.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Triggered by Pepe on June 24, 2015, 05:47:10 AM
Inward belly button havers are subhuman anyway.

Sounds like something a filthy outie would say.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rocket on June 24, 2015, 08:04:27 AM
Inward belly button havers are subhuman anyway.

Sounds like something a filthy outie would say.
Agreed. But what do you expect them to say, walking around with their entrails poking out?
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: White Rapper on June 24, 2015, 09:31:39 AM
Inward belly button havers are subhuman anyway.

Sounds like something a filthy outie would say.
Agreed. But what do you expect them to say, walking around with their entrails poking out?

I hear it only sticks out because they ate too much and are super fat!
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on June 25, 2015, 02:36:05 AM
Outies are gross as hell especially the weird pigtail corkscrew ones.

*shudder*
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Hogbox on June 25, 2015, 04:08:15 AM
Judas fucking priest. I thought all poorly-tied, sticking-out navels corrected themselves to the regular, non-nauseating version during childhood. I haven't seen an 'outie' since I was 10 or so (and we were jabbing that freak bastard with dogshit-covered sticks, IIRC).

I think a botched navel might actually be enough to end my interest in an otherwise attractive girl.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: White Rapper on June 25, 2015, 01:05:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXXERLGEEeQ
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on July 08, 2015, 04:32:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agbjgwQMgN4

Holy shit I CAN'T WAIT to go do this and troll the superfatties.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: neat on July 08, 2015, 06:01:00 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agbjgwQMgN4

Holy shit I CAN'T WAIT to go do this and troll the superfatties.

That was the most milquetoast 'fun' pranking I've ever seen.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on July 08, 2015, 06:28:35 PM
Sometimes subtlety is key, neat.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on July 08, 2015, 07:55:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agbjgwQMgN4

Holy shit I CAN'T WAIT to go do this and troll the superfatties.

That was the most milquetoast 'fun' pranking I've ever seen.

I'm going to start videoing and sit for about 20 seconds after a light turns green on the way to work tomorrow, I bet I can get better vid

the word "escalator" reminds you of elevator yeah? push all the buttons in those bitches after you *faaaaart* in it then promptly vamanos

pro level shit: get you one of these http://www.dx.com/p/super-mini-tv-universal-remote-controller-keychain-2724#.VZ24b_lViko and fuck with any tv anywhere
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Tranny Drejo on July 09, 2015, 06:12:27 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/08/living/old-navy-fat-shaming-feat/index.html

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Plus-size customer stands up to body shaming in Old Navy
Quote
Rachel Taylor turned tears into triumph recently in an Old Navy store.

On Friday, the Louisiana photographer posted a picture of herself wearing a flag tank top in an Old Navy dressing room to the company's Facebook page. In the post, Taylor thanks Old Navy for "having adorable clothes for all shapes & sizes" and describes what she says was an upsetting incident she witnessed in the store.

"Today I was shopping in Old Navy, standing in between a teenage girl and her mom," Taylor wrote. "The girl picked up a plus-size tank top, showed it to her mom and said, 'Look! Me and So-and-so can fit in this tank top!' Her mom laughed and said, 'Yeah, you could! That thing is huge!'

"I couldn't help it; I started crying," Taylor added.


She went on to say that the tears continued after her husband walked her out of the store, but she decided to go back and buy the tank top to wear for the Fourth of July, as she looked "fierce" in it.
(http://i.imgur.com/CX5qNwE.jpg)
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Taylor defended herself on Facebook, saying her posting was not an invitation to be criticized or an attempt to receive free merchandise. She merely wanted to "share my story with Old Navy because I love my new top and appreciate them having cute clothes in all sizes," she said.

"Now I'm refusing to delete it because people should know that they are not alone in their struggles, and even if they seem silly to someone else, their feelings are still valid," she wrote. "As my Mama always says, 'If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all.' "

When people get round I have an almost visceral reaction where I feel like they should be strung from the ceiling and beaten like a pinata. 
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on July 09, 2015, 06:51:37 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/08/living/old-navy-fat-shaming-feat/index.html

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Plus-size customer stands up to body shaming in Old Navy
Quote
Rachel Taylor turned tears into triumph recently in an Old Navy store.

On Friday, the Louisiana photographer posted a picture of herself wearing a flag tank top in an Old Navy dressing room to the company's Facebook page. In the post, Taylor thanks Old Navy for "having adorable clothes for all shapes & sizes" and describes what she says was an upsetting incident she witnessed in the store.

"Today I was shopping in Old Navy, standing in between a teenage girl and her mom," Taylor wrote. "The girl picked up a plus-size tank top, showed it to her mom and said, 'Look! Me and So-and-so can fit in this tank top!' Her mom laughed and said, 'Yeah, you could! That thing is huge!'

"I couldn't help it; I started crying," Taylor added.


She went on to say that the tears continued after her husband walked her out of the store, but she decided to go back and buy the tank top to wear for the Fourth of July, as she looked "fierce" in it.
(http://i.imgur.com/CX5qNwE.jpg)
Quote
Taylor defended herself on Facebook, saying her posting was not an invitation to be criticized or an attempt to receive free merchandise. She merely wanted to "share my story with Old Navy because I love my new top and appreciate them having cute clothes in all sizes," she said.

"Now I'm refusing to delete it because people should know that they are not alone in their struggles, and even if they seem silly to someone else, their feelings are still valid," she wrote. "As my Mama always says, 'If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all.' "

When people get round I have an almost visceral reaction where I feel like they should be strung from the ceiling and beaten like a pinata.

This whole thing reads like STDH.txt. Of course there's no way to prove whether or not this ever happened, short of a surveillance tape, and I doubt one would be forthcoming in this case anyway. As far as I'm concerned this is a case of "hamplanet wants attention, gets it by using social media to manufacture controversy".
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: sharktits and all on July 09, 2015, 08:30:41 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/08/living/old-navy-fat-shaming-feat/index.html

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Plus-size customer stands up to body shaming in Old Navy
Quote
Rachel Taylor turned tears into triumph recently in an Old Navy store.

On Friday, the Louisiana photographer posted a picture of herself wearing a flag tank top in an Old Navy dressing room to the company's Facebook page. In the post, Taylor thanks Old Navy for "having adorable clothes for all shapes & sizes" and describes what she says was an upsetting incident she witnessed in the store.

"Today I was shopping in Old Navy, standing in between a teenage girl and her mom," Taylor wrote. "The girl picked up a plus-size tank top, showed it to her mom and said, 'Look! Me and So-and-so can fit in this tank top!' Her mom laughed and said, 'Yeah, you could! That thing is huge!'

"I couldn't help it; I started crying," Taylor added.


She went on to say that the tears continued after her husband walked her out of the store, but she decided to go back and buy the tank top to wear for the Fourth of July, as she looked "fierce" in it.
(http://i.imgur.com/CX5qNwE.jpg)
Quote
Taylor defended herself on Facebook, saying her posting was not an invitation to be criticized or an attempt to receive free merchandise. She merely wanted to "share my story with Old Navy because I love my new top and appreciate them having cute clothes in all sizes," she said.

"Now I'm refusing to delete it because people should know that they are not alone in their struggles, and even if they seem silly to someone else, their feelings are still valid," she wrote. "As my Mama always says, 'If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all.' "

When people get round I have an almost visceral reaction where I feel like they should be strung from the ceiling and beaten like a pinata.

Husband? Is he actually married to her or did he just get stuck in her gravity well and he's unable to escape?
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: As a white male I on July 10, 2015, 04:04:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wf9dA1L4B1k

And here I was thinking Meghan Trainor was bad  :stonk:

Love the top comment though:

Quote
Thanks feminism
Title: Re: redditors.txt
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on July 10, 2015, 04:13:48 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wf9dA1L4B1k

And here I was thinking Meghan Trainor was bad  :stonk:

Love the top comment though:

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Thanks feminism
Well I think that's the seventh seal of the apocalypse.  Everyone into their bunkers.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Muh Dick on July 10, 2015, 06:12:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wf9dA1L4B1k

And here I was thinking Meghan Trainor was bad  :stonk:

Love the top comment though:

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Thanks feminism

DAYYUUUUUMMM....DAT'S A FIINNEEE WHITE WOMMON  :mudd:
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: brolonium on July 10, 2015, 07:19:02 PM
Faterpillar
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rocket on July 11, 2015, 02:35:24 AM
Faterpillar
She metamorphosizes into a butter.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on July 15, 2015, 04:28:46 PM
this is not shopped

(http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.2136703.1425450174!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_970/halfton5n-1-web.jpg?enlarged)

1,000 lbs woman who lost 800 of those
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on July 16, 2015, 03:56:50 PM
You Can't Search For #Curvy On Instagram Anymore, But The Terms Such As #Thin And #Skinny Are OK (http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/07/15/instagram-curvy-body-activist_n_7801746.html)

Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: unprivsplain on July 19, 2015, 06:17:47 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/AOVS96d.png)

Finally someone is standing up to the smaller fats when they're shitting on the larger fats.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on July 19, 2015, 06:25:30 PM
Pixie to Goddess? I guess Ganesha finally went trans.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on July 19, 2015, 06:36:22 PM
"3XL is too small for me" Jesus fucking Christ
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: [SWOLE]Grode Jar on July 19, 2015, 06:47:20 PM
:madtroon: DON'T FAT SHAME BIGOT!  REAL WYMYN HAVE CURVES!  CAN'T YOU SEE HOW I LOOK JUST LIKE MARILYN MONROE!
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on July 19, 2015, 07:06:21 PM
LOL "small fats" vs "large fats"

:nah:
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on July 19, 2015, 07:25:30 PM
LOL "small fats" vs "large fats"

They should have stuck with "deathfat" (https://www.google.com/search?q=deathfat), that was a pretty amazing word I dearly miss.

They coined it themselves, and kept shouting up and down that it was meant to mock those eeeeeevil doctors oppressing their ~health at any size~, but anybody with eyes to see knew it was a 100% accurate and honest description of these future worm-banquets.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: wimpb on July 19, 2015, 07:46:01 PM
when muslims say "god is great" im not sure this is what they had in mind
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: ompb on July 20, 2015, 02:39:57 AM
They have a problem with pixies and goddesses but refer to themselves as 'fats',  :stewart:
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on July 20, 2015, 09:06:46 AM
THe sad part is these "large fats" could lose 20 pounds a month immediately if they just ate right.  THey don't even have to exercise to start.... when you're that fat just eating right drops your weight like a brick.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: DislusionalFanastyWorld on July 20, 2015, 11:21:13 AM
THe sad part is these "large fats" could lose 20 pounds a month immediately if they just ate right.  THey don't even have to exercise to start.... when you're that fat just eating right drops your weight like a brick.

staying that fat is a full time job, but it's one they enjoy.

(https://slimgur.com/images/2015/07/20/90410ea08a59989701f984e5c3edf76a.jpg)
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on July 20, 2015, 11:36:58 AM
They have a problem with pixies and goddesses but refer to themselves as 'fats',  :stewart:
Like pixies and goddesses, attractive fatsos are mythical creatures.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Got Milk? on July 21, 2015, 07:18:38 AM
4x clothing should straight up not exist.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rocket on July 21, 2015, 07:34:41 AM
4x women should straight up not exist.
ftfy
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Danger-Weiner on July 21, 2015, 12:17:05 PM
women should straight up not exist.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Aran on July 21, 2015, 03:48:39 PM
women should straight up not exist.
Fag
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Autistic Yankee on July 21, 2015, 09:12:33 PM
lol I'd love to go to a Carnival Freakshow from like the 1900's and take a look at their "WORLDS FATTEST MAN" freak. 

How much you wanna bet hes like no big deal by modern standards?  Maybe 300 pounds tops? Bet he could fit into a XXXL no probs :allears:
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Hogbox on July 22, 2015, 04:20:04 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/GPbvLlG.jpg)
“Fat Man” Frank Williams - actual circus freak.

Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on July 22, 2015, 04:33:58 PM
“Fat Man” Frank Williams - actual circus freak.

what a shitty circus fat man, he looks like he only weighs .95, maybe 1 aatreks at best
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on July 22, 2015, 04:34:52 PM
i thought i posted a picture of fatty arbuncle. because he was fat lol

(http://www.ralphmag.org/IK/fatty640x360.jpg)

so fat he crushed a woman to death while fucking her lol
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Autistic Yankee on July 22, 2015, 06:23:27 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/GPbvLlG.jpg)
“Fat Man” Frank Williams - actual circus freak.

LOL exactly what I pictured in my mind.  Go to any Walmart in the country and you will see at least 10 people there that are fatter than this.


Good idea for a thread?  GOONS, are you fatter than this circus freak fat man?   I bet at least 10% of them are. :stewart:
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: neat on July 22, 2015, 06:48:18 PM
so fat he crushed a woman to death while fucking her lol

100% false. smh
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Mad at the Internet on July 22, 2015, 08:11:31 PM
You wanna see how much the perception of what an actual fat person is has changed, pull up The Goonies and watch the part where the tubby kid (Chunk?) does the Truffle Shuffle. Back in those days, that's what the average fat kid looked like, and they weren't that common to begin with. Rarely would you see anyone approaching morbid obesity and I can only remember one person, a girl, who would come close.

Now, a kid who looks like Chunk these days probably wouldn't even warrant a second thought. That's how bad obesity's gotten in the States. It's gotten so bad that I see Chunk in The Goonies and think to myself, "Meh, he's just a little overweight. Nothing compared to the landwhales you'll see at Wal*Mart."
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: wimpb on July 22, 2015, 08:27:18 PM
so fat he crushed a woman to death while fucking her lol

100% false. smh

the fatty arbuckle case was probably the first high profile false rape accusation of the 20th century and even though he was exonerated, it ruined his career. why am i not surprised that a jew is laughing at a mans life destroyed by sjws

the woman who died had so many abortions she had a chronic urinary tract infection and died from drinking too much
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: sub-base turf sniffing boner diarist on July 22, 2015, 10:02:49 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/GPbvLlG.jpg)
“Fat Man” Frank Williams - actual circus freak.
I thought it was a young Gabe Newell.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on July 23, 2015, 02:13:17 AM
“Fat Man” Frank Williams - actual circus freak.

I call shenanigans. G.K.Chesterton lived around the same time, was fatter than that, and people mostly just cracked a few jokes at him:

(https://i.imgur.com/4ZXuUTD.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/8pCgIs0.jpg)
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: J Dog on July 23, 2015, 07:45:03 AM
I call shenanigans. G.K.Chesterton lived around the same time, was fatter than that, and people mostly just cracked a few jokes at him:

"Christ, Chesterton, get some exercise, you fat fuck."
                                                /
(http://i.imgur.com/VgbsGOa.jpg)


Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Private Pile on July 23, 2015, 06:25:54 PM
Plz like so wheel can be replaced by monster truck tire.  Or donut.

(http://i.imgur.com/HuIu0YV.jpg)
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on July 23, 2015, 06:27:45 PM
Smells like bullshit to me.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: OZMA CURES HAM on July 23, 2015, 06:35:59 PM
60lbs in two weeks?  :stare: If he doesn't die from being fat, he's going to die from becoming too skinny too fast.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Private Pile on July 23, 2015, 06:37:22 PM
In what is surely a sign of the coming Apocalypse, you can get bikes that will supposedly hold that much weight:

http://www.zizebikes.com/product/A-New-Leaf (http://www.zizebikes.com/product/A-New-Leaf)
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on July 23, 2015, 06:37:53 PM
60 pounds in two weeks? that's 30 pounds a week. a pound is a caloric deficit of 3,000 calories.

We're supposed to believe he's working with, on average, a caloric deficit of 12,000?

he would be dead if that was the case.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: bigperm on July 23, 2015, 06:40:50 PM
If you weigh 500+ pounds, just eating a normal 2000-2500 calories diet is gonna put you at a 6000 or so calorie deficit. Add in actually exercising and some liberal rounding, and it's not out of the realm of possibility.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on July 23, 2015, 07:01:44 PM
no way he has the physical strength to keep on biking after losing fucking 60 pounds over two weeks. no fucking way.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rape Artist on July 23, 2015, 07:11:15 PM
It sounds like bullshit to be, because fat people are lazy and you can't go from the couch to all-day cardio in a day.

However, it's closer to plausible than you might think. I'm 180 and can swing ± 6 pounds depending on water and how empty my bowels are. That same swing proportional to a dude 3.1 times bigger than me could span 37 pounds. Throw in a decent calorie deficit and some creative rounding and it's plausible.

You only get that big swing ONE time though. He will plateau (and get depressed and get even fatter).
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on July 23, 2015, 07:16:48 PM
just because the guy weighs 3.x more than you doesn't mean that he's got 3.x the potential of water retention :facepalm:

no way that possibly happened
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rocket on July 23, 2015, 08:17:49 PM
If he used to play football he might have the musclulature to handle the work. And yea, I think he could do it but he's definitely close to a plateau.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Autistic Yankee on July 23, 2015, 08:46:01 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXDEe_bg9lM

realtalk  :nixon:
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: neat on July 23, 2015, 09:46:02 PM

888 Bodybuilding Math Incoming  :judy: 


Body fat is 90% fat, 10% water.
Each pound of fat can only metabolize 31.4 kcals per day.


If you're 200lbs with an lbm of 180lbs (which is top level amateur bodybuilder size), that comes to 10% bodyfat and that means you have 20lbs of fat.

If you're 560lbs with an lbm of 180lbs, that comes to 68% bodyfat and that means you have 380lbs of fat.


Mr. 200lbs can run an daily deficit of ~600kcals before he starts eating his muscle mass (disregarding stored glycogen).

Mr. 560lbs can run a daily deficit of ~12,000 kcals before he starts eating his muscle mass, which is about 3 pounds of fat per day.



Supposing that fatass is bicycling 14 hours per day, he needs to burn ~850 kcals per hour for 16 hours per day to lose 3 pounds of fat (per day).


Vigorous rope jumping (boxing style), which is typically the cardio exercise that burns that most calories, maxes out at ~1/12th of a kcal per minute per pound of bodyweight (this is gonna be skewed because he is so fat) -- for the 200lb dude, it comes out to 1000kcals per hour
--------------------------------------------------
Okay, so do you think that the out-of-shape 560lb HamPlanet can maintain the nearly peak cardio exertion of a 200lb boxer for 14 hours per day, each and every day?

No.

Not only that, but metabolizing 12,000 kcals of fat each day is not going to be very healthy for your kidneys. I'm gonna say he would probably have to drink dozens of gallons of water per day to keep from dying.

VERDICT: 100% BULLSHIT :adam:










Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on July 23, 2015, 09:54:39 PM
yeah you have to know fuckall about working out and just basic nutritional science in order to think that could in any way be possible
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Private Pile on July 23, 2015, 10:40:48 PM
Oh, it's probably bullshit, but why put it out there in the first place?  Just to give the remote crew a chance to blow the dust off the fisheye lens and get your fat self on the 6 o'clock news?

Or has he figured out a way to eat bicycle wheels?
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on July 24, 2015, 02:04:12 AM
All in all, I'd much rather have the media tell fake stories about fatties HTFU and losing 2000 pounds in a day than fake stories about fatties being happy as the landbound exoplanets they are.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Ghostse on July 25, 2015, 03:58:09 AM
Quick question though:
Is he claiming to have lost 60lbs in 2 weeks of biking or "I started at 550, and also lost some weight as I started exercising and eating better as I did some training to prepare to bike across the country"

Cause I just read it as "Fatty who as already lost 60lbs breaks bike on cross country journey".
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on July 25, 2015, 03:14:13 PM
I can't remember if it was reddit or gbs I read last night that he's made it 90 miles from home in, not 2 weeks but almost 2 months
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rocket on July 25, 2015, 03:20:03 PM
I'm gonna cut him some slack because. ...

Nah, fuck that. 2 months? 90 miles should be 2 or 3 days if that is all he is doing. Real cyclists do 90 miles a day.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on July 25, 2015, 03:27:53 PM
like with some good shoes and a backpack camping setup I could totally see a fatty walking 90 miles in less than 3 days
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Triggered by Pepe on July 25, 2015, 03:43:45 PM
like with some good shoes and a backpack camping setup I could totally see a fatty walking 90 miles in less than 3 days

Most fatties would stop every half hour for a ten minute break and complain about how tired they are, tbh.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Aran on July 25, 2015, 04:06:25 PM
like with some good shoes and a backpack camping setup I could totally see a fatty walking 90 miles in less than 3 days

I wouldn't like it, but I could do it.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Procrustes on July 25, 2015, 04:33:46 PM
I'm gonna cut him some slack because. ...

Nah, fuck that. 2 months? 90 miles should be 2 or 3 days if that is all he is doing. Real cyclists do 90 miles a day.

Do you even century bro???

Seriously though, doing a century takes a little more work than a 500lb pile of shit is capable of. Now 10-20 miles/day isn't out of the question.

Still he should've gone a little farther in a couple of months, IMO
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Tranny Feet on July 25, 2015, 04:41:52 PM
like with some good shoes and a backpack camping setup I could totally see a fatty walking 90 miles in less than 3 days

Average walking speed is about 3mph. No fucking way some obese fuck is walking anywhere near 90 miles in three days.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rocket on July 25, 2015, 06:58:41 PM
Anyone can do 15mph on a bike. That's 90 miles in 4 hours. If he only averaged 10mph, that's 90 miles in 9 hours. That's 3 hours of riding per day at a leisurely pace for 3 days. Seriously, anyone could do that.

Get up at 8:00. Slow gorge until 9:00. Ride 10mph until 10:00. Stop and nap until 11:00. Slow gorge until 12:00. Complain until 1:00. Ride 10mph until 2:00. Nap until 3:00. Cry until 4:00. Eat a dozen donuts until 5:00. Ride 10mph until 6:00. Fall over into a trough of liquid food with a straw until 7:00. Cry until 8:00. Sleep 12 hours. Repeat twice. File for disability.

An invalid could do it.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rocket on July 30, 2015, 01:27:56 PM
This horrendous land mass is the biggest aspie in Chicago. He's talking loudly enough for everyone in O'Hare to hear his wheezing conversation about the Housewives of New Jersey. He has with him a dog... what do you call it... assistance animal or some such shit. Like a helper monkey. His Crocs say everything. I don't want to kill him, but I'll bet anyone who lives near him does.

(http://i.imgur.com/K3bYecC.jpg)
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on July 30, 2015, 03:33:22 PM
This horrendous land mass is the biggest aspie in Chicago. He's talking loudly enough for everyone in O'Hare to hear his wheezing conversation about the Housewives of New Jersey. He has with him a dog... what do you call it... assistance animal or some such shit. Like a helper monkey. His Crocs say everything. I don't want to kill him, but I'll bet anyone who lives near him does.

sounds like he is the way he is because of mental illness not being a lazy sack of shit

thats not funny :shrug:
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: neat on July 30, 2015, 03:36:12 PM
This horrendous land mass is the biggest aspie in Chicago. He's talking loudly enough for everyone in O'Hare to hear his wheezing conversation about the Housewives of New Jersey. He has with him a dog... what do you call it... assistance animal or some such shit. Like a helper monkey. His Crocs say everything. I don't want to kill him, but I'll bet anyone who lives near him does.

sounds like he is the way he is because of mental illness not being a lazy sack of shit

thats not funny :shrug:

gr8 b8 m8 I vote 8/8
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: GWARSH Crimes on July 30, 2015, 04:52:15 PM
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3733856

Goons making fun of fatties leads to FYAD superstar Drilldo Squirt getting mad
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on July 30, 2015, 05:22:03 PM
This horrendous land mass is the biggest aspie in Chicago. He's talking loudly enough for everyone in O'Hare to hear his wheezing conversation about the Housewives of New Jersey. He has with him a dog... what do you call it... assistance animal or some such shit. Like a helper monkey. His Crocs say everything. I don't want to kill him, but I'll bet anyone who lives near him does.

sounds like he is the way he is because of mental illness not being a lazy sack of shit

thats not funny :shrug:
So I should stop making fun of you?

Nah, fuck that you retard.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on July 30, 2015, 05:29:18 PM
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3733856

Goons making fun of fatties leads to FYAD superstar Drilldo Squirt getting mad
The first post is "first post" emoji (hello slashdot circa 2001) and the second is the hilarious "I'm gay"

Holy shit does gbs suck.  That shit wouldn't even fly here and we Have no standards.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on July 30, 2015, 05:38:40 PM
This horrendous land mass is the biggest aspie in Chicago. He's talking loudly enough for everyone in O'Hare to hear his wheezing conversation about the Housewives of New Jersey. He has with him a dog... what do you call it... assistance animal or some such shit. Like a helper monkey. His Crocs say everything. I don't want to kill him, but I'll bet anyone who lives near him does.

sounds like he is the way he is because of mental illness not being a lazy sack of shit

thats not funny :shrug:
So I should stop making fun of you?

Nah, fuck that you retard.

lol so salty recently

(http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/21900000/Klaus-s-I-don-t-give-a-crap-look-gif-klaus-21990416-500-280.gif)
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Renegade Jew on July 30, 2015, 05:45:21 PM
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3733856

Goons making fun of fatties leads to FYAD superstar Drilldo Squirt getting mad

"FYAD superstar Drilldo Squirt"

:lolnoxl:
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: GWARSH Crimes on July 30, 2015, 05:57:06 PM
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3733856

Goons making fun of fatties leads to FYAD superstar Drilldo Squirt getting mad

"FYAD superstar Drilldo Squirt"

:lolnoxl:

BYOB? iI just know he's from a colored forum

Also,this is pretty funny (http://i.imgur.com/b5NHw1a.jpg)
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on July 30, 2015, 06:05:16 PM
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3733856

Goons making fun of fatties leads to FYAD superstar Drilldo Squirt getting mad
Christ that thread (and all of sa?) is like posting with monostat and cis forever.  Isn't that like dante's bottom level of hell?
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Blob Dylan | Blood on the 'Tax on July 30, 2015, 07:58:31 PM
"larger fats"
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Ghost of Vince Foster on July 30, 2015, 10:24:14 PM
"larger fats"

Nope, I will not stop critiquing this post and the people who don't want to hear about the struggles of larger fats  :madgoon:
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on July 30, 2015, 11:06:53 PM
I'll say it again, seriously fucking kill yourself if 3XL is too small for you.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: jabba on July 31, 2015, 01:23:09 AM
Admitting you are "a fat" seems to be actually a pretty good step forward.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: [L.N.E]Giblets on July 31, 2015, 05:31:33 AM
Admitting you are "a fat" seems to be actually a pretty good step forward.

Nah man, it's a weird Fat Lady Coping Mechanism.

You mention you're fat all the time. You go on about loving cake. You buy your "Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap" keyring and get an ironic Big Boy Burgers tobacco tin. And every time you crack a fat joke at your own expense and everyone gets kinda quiet and awkward, that's validation cause, look, nobody agreed with you! You're not THAT fat really and anyway you've got your retro print muumuu and your nice cat's eye hornrims so you look fierce regardless and why yes you will have another macaroon...

INCIDENTALLY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXDEe_bg9lM

realtalk  :nixon:

Y'all faggots need to quit this shit. Every thread now there's some "edgy" right-wing talky dude dropping a blast of omg nixon realtalk eastwood eastwood take that liberailures and y'all faggots being all YEAH THIS DUDE'S COOL.

No.

Just cause you agree with this guy's carefully-calculated-for-maximum-views intellectual position doesn't mean this isn't shameful shit. He's yet another narcissist faggot jibbering shit into a camera [as part of a trend invented by attention-hungry teenage girls] to fuel a culture of reactionary fuckin' inanity. He is a faggot, and if you like him you are a faggot. Quite how anyone ever sits through this shit without vicarious embarassment burning their eyes out is a mystery of the modern age, and I consider the rise of this inanity [and also trannies] as being the break point at which I am no longer Down With The Kids.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: As a white male I on July 31, 2015, 05:58:00 AM
Or maybe it is you who is the faggot, Lenny.

 :adam:
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on July 31, 2015, 07:42:53 AM
No Lenny's right that guy is 1) not as smart or eloquent as he thinks he is 2) so obviously trying to show off his 3-pack and 3) an annoying faggot.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on July 31, 2015, 08:53:31 AM
Yeah Lenny is right in so far as the guy is right but definitely just a right-wing version of a pageview whoring dude.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on July 31, 2015, 10:49:29 AM
Or maybe it is you who is the faggot, Lenny.

 :adam:
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on July 31, 2015, 10:54:25 AM
I feel like there is some systemic anti-Lenny-ism on this forum and I think it's time to acknowledge that #LennysLifeMatters

You bigots
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Renegade Jew on July 31, 2015, 11:09:17 AM
I feel like there is some systemic anti-Lenny-ism on this forum and I think it's time to acknowledge that #LennysLifeMatters

You bigots

from what ive seen, anyone on this forum who doesn;t like lenny's posts is usually bad or weird (cis scum, scrotum, etc.)
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: cis scum 1.0 on July 31, 2015, 11:14:48 AM
i like lenny;s posts, especially when he angrily chimps out after losing his 'nah im just a cool chillposting fella, m8' facade

:shrug: 
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on July 31, 2015, 11:27:07 AM
I feel like there is some systemic anti-Lenny-ism on this forum and I think it's time to acknowledge that #LennysLifeMatters

You bigots

from what ive seen, anyone on this forum who doesn;t like lenny's posts is usually bad or weird (cis scum, scrotum, etc.)
Lenny is like a canary in the niggerdeath mines.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rocket on August 01, 2015, 11:18:14 AM
The difference between Lenny and Cis is the difference between filet mignon and a pile of cow shit.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Triggered by Pepe on August 03, 2015, 05:28:54 AM
The difference between Lenny and Cis is the difference between filet mignon and a pile of cow shit.

Grover would eat both though? IDGI  :jesse:
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Tranny Feet on August 05, 2015, 11:25:16 AM
This Milo Yiannopoulos dude is quickly turning into my favourite gay dude.

They keep asking him back onto Sky News for these sort of bits on account of his realtalk.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kj5YNBPKzg
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: nerdball on August 05, 2015, 08:06:52 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/hdjjK6Y.jpg)
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: In-N-Out Dick © on August 05, 2015, 08:13:27 PM
That's the most perfect egg I have ever seen
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on August 06, 2015, 06:56:51 AM
That's the most perfect egg I have ever seen
Really?
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Ethnic Minority Stock Image on August 06, 2015, 07:27:31 AM
This Milo Yiannopoulos dude is quickly turning into my favourite gay dude.

They keep asking him back onto Sky News for these sort of bits on account of his realtalk.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kj5YNBPKzg

I've noticed how people are calling overweight a body type, and avoiding actually mentioning being overweight, so it isn't separated from having a different build from the fashion ideal. It makes them sound more reasonable and the opponent in the argument never seems to address that directly. Weasal words I guess.

I still don't get why it is some sort of apparent capitalist evil that hardly anywhere has put much effort into the fatty feel good market.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on August 06, 2015, 07:37:30 AM
This Milo Yiannopoulos dude is quickly turning into my favourite gay dude.

They keep asking him back onto Sky News for these sort of bits on account of his realtalk.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kj5YNBPKzg

I've noticed how people are calling overweight a body type, and avoiding actually mentioning being overweight, so it isn't separated from having a different build from the fashion ideal. It makes them sound more reasonable and the opponent in the argument never seems to address that directly. Weasal words I guess.

I still don't get why it is some sort of apparent capitalist evil that hardly anywhere has put much effort into the fatty feel good market.
There are an incredible number of (mostly disgusting) products aimed at fats.   Look up the remote ass wiper and tell me capitalism isn't milking fat cows.

Capitalism milks EVERYTHING eventually, and that's beautiful (and efficient).
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Nig Disliker on August 06, 2015, 07:44:31 AM
I wouldn't say it was a trouncing but he got her to backtrack on a number of things.  And they gave this cunt an MBE?  I guess they hand those out like candy to a fat kid these days.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Ethnic Minority Stock Image on August 06, 2015, 07:54:21 AM
I just hope shops use different athletic builds on their mannequins and in mind when designing clothes instead of just stick thin. Achievable aspirational imagery, no excuses for fatties.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: 888 Didnt Read Shit on August 06, 2015, 09:34:00 AM
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I just hope shops use different athletic builds on their mannequins and in mind when designing clothes instead of just stick thin. Achievable aspirational imagery, no excuses for fatties.

(http://i.imgur.com/XqCNt.jpg)
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rocket on August 06, 2015, 09:41:05 AM
Even the other mannequins are ignoring the fat one.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Ethnic Minority Stock Image on August 06, 2015, 09:56:30 AM
Dark Souls character creation never improves.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: mustard gas effect on August 07, 2015, 11:15:37 AM
Clothing company uses normal woman for fat clothes.

(https://slimgur.com/images/2015/08/07/911be708eea2e0549df2289c330ef8a8.png)
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rocket on August 07, 2015, 11:28:05 AM
Clothing company uses normal woman for fat clothes.

(https://slimgur.com/images/2015/08/07/911be708eea2e0549df2289c330ef8a8.png)
That can't be real but that is real funny.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: mustard gas effect on August 07, 2015, 11:51:02 AM
Nope its real.
https://archive.is/F0Q4O (https://archive.is/F0Q4O)

But looks like she is a "Plus Size Model" instead of the 5XL.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: VFW on August 08, 2015, 11:18:15 AM
That fat private pyle looking mannequin makes me wonder when a mannequin version of R. Lee Ermey is going to begin screaming at it.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Wu-Tang Tran on August 10, 2015, 01:15:30 PM
That fat private pyle looking mannequin makes me wonder when a mannequin version of R. Lee Ermey is going to begin screaming at it.

When the first jelly donut goes missing. 
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: cozfest on August 17, 2015, 01:33:17 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMn9nmPWoAA3rP5.jpg)
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on August 17, 2015, 04:21:51 PM
That dude with no arms and legs is rad as fuck. He's got degrees in business and finance, a hot wife, a couple kids, he owns some companies, he designed a shitload of stuff that helps out other people (esp kids) born with his condition, he's written books, he makes bank as a motivational speaker and preacher. He is the epitome of ungoon.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Vujicic

(http://dailyentertainmentnews.com/wpgo/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Nick-Vujicic-Kanae-Miyahara-wedding-photo.jpg)
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Danger-Weiner on August 17, 2015, 04:39:38 PM
azn waifu lmao
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Slacktivist on August 17, 2015, 05:04:17 PM
Should link to that guy's wikipage anytime somebody tells you that it is impossible to succeed without preexisting privilege or that it is too hard to find the time to cook or exercise.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rape Artist on August 17, 2015, 05:38:18 PM
dude owns but that goatee is horrible
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Ghostse on August 17, 2015, 06:18:07 PM
Should link to that guy's wikipage anytime somebody tells you that it is impossible to succeed without preexisting privilege or that it is too hard to find the time to cook or exercise.

Just proof of the power of  White Male privilege  :christina:
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: tender of the rape garden on August 17, 2015, 06:24:43 PM
Should link to that guy's wikipage anytime somebody tells you that it is impossible to succeed without preexisting privilege or that it is too hard to find the time to cook or exercise.

Why? They'd just say it doesn't count because he's a straight white cis male.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Bitter Weirdo on August 17, 2015, 07:18:32 PM
dude owns but that goatee is horrible

C'mon man, it's the only thing he could grow out.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Pinochet Airways on August 17, 2015, 09:20:18 PM
Should link to that guy's wikipage anytime somebody tells you that it is impossible to succeed without preexisting privilege or that it is too hard to find the time to cook or exercise.

Why? They'd just say it doesn't count because he's a straight white cis male.

He's also very Christian so it automatically means everything he says is invalid.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Dr. Hatchet-Wound on August 17, 2015, 09:46:52 PM
I hope for his sake dude's got a dong like a pringles-can
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Aran on August 17, 2015, 09:52:00 PM
I hope for his sake dude's got a dong like a pringles-can

How do you think he gets around? He uses it like a pogo stick.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Yankees are Scum on August 17, 2015, 10:15:11 PM
I just wanted to come here to say since May/June I've lost 29lbs,since the 3rd to now I lost 6lbs, and all I've done is cut out a lot of sugar,red meat and white bread/pastas/rice and walking more. I went from 254 to 225. I feel a lot better about myself and I feel a hell of a lot healthier.  :goonette:
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Aran on August 17, 2015, 10:24:58 PM
I just wanted to come here to say since May/June I've lost 29lbs,since the 3rd to now I lost 6lbs, and all I've done is cut out a lot of sugar,red meat and white bread/pastas/rice and walking more. I went from 254 to 225. I feel a lot better about myself and I feel a hell of a lot healthier.  :goonette:
Congrats
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rocket on August 17, 2015, 10:28:50 PM
I just wanted to come here to say since May/June I've lost 29lbs,since the 3rd to now I lost 6lbs, and all I've done is cut out a lot of sugar,red meat and white bread/pastas/rice and walking more. I went from 254 to 225. I feel a lot better about myself and I feel a hell of a lot healthier.  :goonette:
Good for you. Get your boyfriend on the same track and you two can support each other and have a common experience that will make your relationship stronger.

And why do I tell you this? Because Rocket cares about the common people in SS. I really, probably do. I'm the candidate who wants you not to be a fatty. I'm the candidate who will pay my daughter to write a few sentences on your post because it's the right thing to do. I'm the candidate to vote for in 2015.

~Vote Rocket!~
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Yankees are Scum on August 18, 2015, 12:12:59 AM
I just wanted to come here to say since May/June I've lost 29lbs,since the 3rd to now I lost 6lbs, and all I've done is cut out a lot of sugar,red meat and white bread/pastas/rice and walking more. I went from 254 to 225. I feel a lot better about myself and I feel a hell of a lot healthier.  :goonette:
Good for you. Get your boyfriend on the same track and you two can support each other and have a common experience that will make your relationship stronger

Oh he does his own thing. Pushups,walking,doing work release which is weedeating or picking up garbage and welp they ain't allowed weights so they improvise with a bucket of water.  We're both working on it.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on August 18, 2015, 01:02:59 AM
I just wanted to come here to say since May/June I've lost 29lbs,since the 3rd to now I lost 6lbs, and all I've done is cut out a lot of sugar,red meat and white bread/pastas/rice and walking more. I went from 254 to 225. I feel a lot better about myself and I feel a hell of a lot healthier.  :goonette:
Good for you. Get your boyfriend on the same track and you two can support each other and have a common experience that will make your relationship stronger

Oh he does his own thing. Pushups,walking,doing work release which is weedeating or picking up garbage and welp they ain't allowed weights so they improvise with a bucket of water.  We're both working on it.
You're dating a con?  What'd he do?
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Danger-Weiner on August 18, 2015, 02:47:42 AM
like anyone's surprised that yas's bf is in jail :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Morty Doom on August 18, 2015, 04:17:58 AM
dude owns but that goatee is horrible

 :madgoon: HE HAS NO ARMS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT HIM TO DO ABOUT IT? LEARN TO SHAVE WITH HIS TONGUE???!! :madgoon:
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rocket on August 18, 2015, 07:12:35 AM
dude owns but that goatee is horrible

 :madgoon: HE HAS NO ARMS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT HIM TO DO ABOUT IT? LEARN TO SHAVE WITH HIS TONGUE???!! :madgoon:
Holy shit lollin hard
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: White Rapper on August 18, 2015, 09:16:44 AM
I just wanted to come here to say since May/June I've lost 29lbs,since the 3rd to now I lost 6lbs, and all I've done is cut out a lot of sugar,red meat and white bread/pastas/rice and walking more. I went from 254 to 225. I feel a lot better about myself and I feel a hell of a lot healthier.  :goonette:
Good for you. Get your boyfriend on the same track and you two can support each other and have a common experience that will make your relationship stronger

Oh he does his own thing. Pushups,walking,doing work release which is weedeating or picking up garbage and welp they ain't allowed weights so they improvise with a bucket of water.  We're both working on it.
You're dating a con?  What'd he do?

It's always parole violation. Saying someone in jail because of violating their parole is the white version of "diddndu nuffin".
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Autistic Yankee on August 26, 2015, 04:12:34 PM
now this is just pure science right here 

(http://i.imgur.com/IXwMmFq.jpg)

:mindblown:
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Dental Grade Dildo on August 26, 2015, 04:28:09 PM
It eerily reminds me of Scientology's tirades against psychiatry.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Autistic Yankee on August 26, 2015, 04:41:08 PM
It's just not healthy to be skinny.  Don't you understand evolution and science?  This is basic human biology!

(http://i.imgur.com/xcltQCH.jpg)
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Renegade Jew on August 26, 2015, 04:42:33 PM
It's just not healthy to be skinny.  Don't you understand evolution and science?  This is basic human biology!

(http://i.imgur.com/xcltQCH.jpg)

white whale = unholy fail
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Autistic Yankee on August 26, 2015, 04:47:32 PM
Whats funny is that in order for a human to get blubber like that they would need a MASSIVE amount of calories and a sedentary lifestyle.   Yeah, that sounds like exactly the type of lifestyle our aquatic ape ancestors were living while trying to survive in the wild.  Not moving, just chillin on the beach, eating 5k calories of food per day, no calories burned getting all that grub either. 

Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: tender of the rape garden on August 26, 2015, 07:21:57 PM
Whats funny is that in order for a human to get blubber like that they would need a MASSIVE amount of calories and a sedentary lifestyle.   Yeah, that sounds like exactly the type of lifestyle our aquatic ape ancestors were living while trying to survive in the wild.  Not moving, just chillin on the beach, eating 5k calories of food per day, no calories burned getting all that grub either.
The other funny part is that no one but kooks and fatasses takes the aquatic ape hypothesis seriously.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Dog-O-Tron 5000v4.0 on August 26, 2015, 08:03:38 PM
It's just not healthy to be skinny.  Don't you understand evolution and science?  This is basic human biology!

(http://i.imgur.com/xcltQCH.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CM8tTG9Yig
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: The Goon Patroon on August 26, 2015, 08:20:32 PM
I just wanted to come here to say since May/June I've lost 29lbs,since the 3rd to now I lost 6lbs, and all I've done is cut out a lot of sugar,red meat and white bread/pastas/rice and walking more. I went from 254 to 225. I feel a lot better about myself and I feel a hell of a lot healthier.  :goonette:

I really like your otter
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Hollywood Shabat Goy Yaro on August 26, 2015, 08:25:20 PM
Are there any tumblrina landwhales at 28-31 who've started to get their amputations for the beetus?

Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Rocket on September 04, 2015, 10:21:00 AM
I love Nicole Arbor:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXFgNhyP4-A



And, of course, PJW is always spot on:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8Akx8R1D5s

^^^ Seriously, that seamonster is wearing a leather hammock on its crotch. Actually, that must be vinyl; there's not a cow big enough to cut a piece of leather that size.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on September 04, 2015, 07:23:07 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/2CSzmWR.jpg)
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on September 05, 2015, 04:50:26 AM
[
I just hope shops use different athletic builds on their mannequins and in mind when designing clothes instead of just stick thin. Achievable aspirational imagery, no excuses for fatties.

(http://i.imgur.com/XqCNt.jpg)

Who ordered the Private Pyle realdoll?
Maybe lowtax.  Whoever did fucked or sucked the foot off and had to tape it back on.
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Aran on September 05, 2015, 11:24:13 AM
Nah it's just diabetic
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: White Rapper on September 05, 2015, 11:38:47 AM
I like how the fat mannequin already has betus foot.

 :nixon:
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: npr sustaining member on September 05, 2015, 12:58:23 PM
haha did anyone notice the fat dummy lost its foot - just like fat people lose their feet to diabetes!
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: SSOUL TRANN on September 05, 2015, 06:55:08 PM
haha did anyone notice the fat dummy lost its foot - just like fat people lose their feet to diabetes!
Fatass spotted
Title: Re: Fat people don't go to heaven
Post by: Pizza Cancellation Specialist on September 07, 2015, 11:25:57 AM
I love Nicole Arbor:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXFgNhyP4-A



And, of course, PJW is always spot on:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8Akx8R1D5s

^^^ Seriously, that seamonster is wearing a leather hammock on its crotch. Actually, that must be vinyl; there's not a cow big enough to cut a piece of leather that size.

I love the vid and she's a piece of ass (http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/n/Nicole%20Arbour%20-%20Silent%20But%20Deadly_4.jpg) but the prevailing talk is that she took the video down herself to generate controversy and claim she is the 'first comedian ever to be censored on youtube' which is hardly verifiable by these standards.

Its kind of lazy rabble rousing but since I support the causes it doesn't bug me too much.
Title: Re: Fat people don't