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Re: redditors.txt
« Reply #7350 on: July 12, 2017, 07:45:32 PM »
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This was posted on reddit a few years ago but it is a perfect example of what an actual man should do when his girlfriend asks about being in an ~open relationship

Bonus: Here our her comments defending herself and how she was totally "just asking"
https://www.reddit.com/user/sighsodumb/

Funny how after seeing her man set his foot down makes her forget about being poly, if this was the kind of cucked faggot that normally posts on reddit she would be getting spit-roasted this very moment as the understanding male feminist cries alone jerking off to porn because she doesn't fuck him anymore.

Archive: https://web.archive.org/web/20131112025028/https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/1q2vo8/i_26f_asked_my_boyfriend_27m_of_five_years_to/

Thanks that thing was a comment graveyard.

SOme sub found the thread recently and so of course R/relationships nuked the whole thread.

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Re: redditors.txt
« Reply #7351 on: July 12, 2017, 08:24:00 PM »
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This was posted on reddit a few years ago but it is a perfect example of what an actual man should do when his girlfriend asks about being in an ~open relationship~




Bonus: Here our her comments defending herself and how she was totally "just asking"
https://www.reddit.com/user/sighsodumb/

Funny how after seeing her man set his foot down makes her forget about being poly, if this was the kind of cucked faggot that normally posts on reddit she would be getting spit-roasted this very moment as the understanding male feminist cries alone jerking off to porn because she doesn't fuck him anymore.

Archive: https://web.archive.org/web/20131112025028/https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/1q2vo8/i_26f_asked_my_boyfriend_27m_of_five_years_to/

Thanks buddy


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Re: redditors.txt
« Reply #7352 on: July 13, 2017, 06:05:27 AM »
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This was posted on reddit a few years ago but it is a perfect example of what an actual man should do when his girlfriend asks about being in an ~open relationship~




Bonus: Here our her comments defending herself and how she was totally "just asking"
https://www.reddit.com/user/sighsodumb/

Funny how after seeing her man set his foot down makes her forget about being poly, if this was the kind of cucked faggot that normally posts on reddit she would be getting spit-roasted this very moment as the understanding male feminist cries alone jerking off to porn because she doesn't fuck him anymore.

The funniest part of that is how she phrases all of the "boyfriend" stuff in the present tense as if she can magically wish it all away if she just continues to refer to it as ongoing.

Sorry bitch, you fucked it up and now you're going to probably graduate right to the trailer park.  And everyone says millennials are faggots, I think the future is bright, boys.

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Re: redditors.txt
« Reply #7353 on: July 13, 2017, 07:22:20 AM »
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Never underestimate a woman's ability to fuck up a perfectly good thing because she believes she can have more/better.

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« Reply #7354 on: July 13, 2017, 09:27:21 AM »
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I almost feel a little bad for her, since from what I remember about her comments that she probably would have never considered this if she didn't read Reddit. Some people just don't realize that all those "normal" people talking casually about their 5 boyfriends or how there's nothing wrong being a sex worker actually aren't normal at all.

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« Reply #7355 on: July 13, 2017, 10:03:03 AM »
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Oh she considered it before or without Reddit. The latter just gave her the emotional confidence via illusion of acceptance to actually ask.

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« Reply #7356 on: July 13, 2017, 12:17:57 PM »
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I'm not going to bore you with a wall of text, so here comes a wall of text. :888:

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Re: redditors.txt
« Reply #7357 on: July 13, 2017, 12:57:53 PM »
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This was posted on reddit a few years ago but it is a perfect example of what an actual man should do when his girlfriend asks about being in an ~open relationship~




Bonus: Here our her comments defending herself and how she was totally "just asking"
https://www.reddit.com/user/sighsodumb/

Funny how after seeing her man set his foot down makes her forget about being poly, if this was the kind of cucked faggot that normally posts on reddit she would be getting spit-roasted this very moment as the understanding male feminist cries alone jerking off to porn because she doesn't fuck him anymore.

The funniest part of that is how she phrases all of the "boyfriend" stuff in the present tense as if she can magically wish it all away if she just continues to refer to it as ongoing.

Sorry bitch, you fucked it up and now you're going to probably graduate right to the trailer park.  And everyone says millennials are faggots, I think the future is bright, boys.

Welp she has about 20 days to figure out how to pay rent.   Hmm maybe she can turn her interest in random dick into a money making proposition!
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Also I like how she says her boyfriend wants 100% no drama, so she stalks his friends and SHOWS UP AT HIS FUCKING JOB. 
Shit. I guess this has helped me realize my privilege even more. So that's some good come out of it.
I feel so sad for all the people who don't have a supportive environment even like SA.

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« Reply #7358 on: July 13, 2017, 03:10:27 PM »
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Oh she considered it before or without Reddit. The latter just gave her the emotional confidence via illusion of acceptance to actually ask.

Don't underestimate how impressionable women are. Like I'm sure it went across her mind in passing, but it's the other people going "yeah we did it and it's great we have all this great sex and also travel lol #youngforever" that really made the gears start to turn.

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« Reply #7359 on: July 13, 2017, 07:08:21 PM »
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Am I having deja vu? I could have sworn this was posted here a long time ago...
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« Reply #7360 on: July 13, 2017, 11:12:25 PM »
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Am I having deja vu? I could have sworn this was posted here a long time ago...

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Re: redditors.txt
« Reply #7361 on: July 14, 2017, 06:42:55 AM »
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Am I having deja vu? I could have sworn this was posted here a long time ago...

This type of shit usually gets reposted every few months.

There's also another funny story that frequently gets reposted where some girl goes full feminist on her boyfriend and he ends up dumping her and throwing a party that night. 

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« Reply #7362 on: July 14, 2017, 06:48:42 AM »
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Am I having deja vu? I could have sworn this was posted here a long time ago...

This type of shit usually gets reposted every few months.

There's also another funny story that frequently gets reposted where some girl goes full feminist on her boyfriend and he ends up dumping her and throwing a party that night.
All because she decided to pick a fight with her fiancé after his old man passed :allears:
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« Reply #7363 on: July 14, 2017, 08:11:07 AM »
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Right after she picked a fight with a Trump supporter on an airplane and then the flight attendant who told her to stfu.

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« Reply #7364 on: July 14, 2017, 07:33:48 PM »
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Oh she considered it before or without Reddit. The latter just gave her the emotional confidence via illusion of acceptance to actually ask.

My favorite part of this is that in the comments the redditors straight up saying "be honest, you already had someone in mind!" and she goes "NO I DIDN'T HONEST!" and then in the same fucking thread admits she fantasized about several of his friends.

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Re: redditors.txt
« Reply #7365 on: July 16, 2017, 11:10:25 AM »
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I'll share an uplifting post for once:

https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/5gexji/girlfriend_now_ex_is_pregnant_and_wants_to_give/

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Girlfriend just broke up with me. She's three months pregnant and told me that she wants to give up the baby for adoption and "there's nothing I can do". She's 19 I'm 20.

I want to be the father to this child and if she doesn't want the baby it's fine for her but I do want the baby. Can she do it without my consent? What are my rights here?

We're at Houston, Texas.

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Update:

Short version: I'm sitting here and my baby daughter is right here next to me, taking a nap!

Long version:

If you remember, I asked about how I should go about stopping my then-pregnant ex from leaving the baby for adoption. I listened to the suggestions. Got a lawyer. Put myself on the registry as well.

She really wanted to fight me over this right until the last month of the pregnancy. I was fully ready to fight her legally to get my rights as the father. But in the final month she changed her mind and decided that give me full custody instead of giving up the child for adoption. So we had no messy legal right over it.

The childbirth and custody situation went very smoothly. My lawyer took care of it quickly and my ex made it easy as well. Her family didn't like this, but they couldn't do anything about it in the end.

So I have my baby daughter!

Taking care of my baby is difficult but certainly worth it. I feel like I have something to live for! My family has been super helpful and with their help we can make sure my daughter is happy. I also got a promotion at work. I realized that I need to be more ambitious because I now have a baby to provide for. A higher position was open at my work and I asked for the promotion but they told me I'm too young. I offered to do the job for as a trial 1 month without any extra pay only to prove that I can do it. After a month they gave me the job!

As most of you suggested (and my lawyer did too), I had my lawyer file for child support after I had full custody. My ex didn't like it and wasn't expecting it. She actually called me names and various insults and all of that. But I didn't say anything, just that communications should go through my lawyer. She said she regrets making it easy for me to get the baby. I don't know. I didn't need the child support payments for daily care of my daughter but I think she deserves to have something saved up for the future and for her college. I didn't have the chance to go to college (not smart enough, I'm not good at studying) but I want to make sure my daughter has the chance! My sister in law is helping me setup a 529 plan with vanguard and I think I'll send most of the child support payments there once I start receiving them.

Thank you all.

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Re: redditors.txt
« Reply #7366 on: July 16, 2017, 11:15:25 AM »
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I'll share an uplifting post for once:

https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/5gexji/girlfriend_now_ex_is_pregnant_and_wants_to_give/

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Girlfriend just broke up with me. She's three months pregnant and told me that she wants to give up the baby for adoption and "there's nothing I can do". She's 19 I'm 20.

I want to be the father to this child and if she doesn't want the baby it's fine for her but I do want the baby. Can she do it without my consent? What are my rights here?

We're at Houston, Texas.

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Update:

Short version: I'm sitting here and my baby daughter is right here next to me, taking a nap!

Long version:

If you remember, I asked about how I should go about stopping my then-pregnant ex from leaving the baby for adoption. I listened to the suggestions. Got a lawyer. Put myself on the registry as well.

She really wanted to fight me over this right until the last month of the pregnancy. I was fully ready to fight her legally to get my rights as the father. But in the final month she changed her mind and decided that give me full custody instead of giving up the child for adoption. So we had no messy legal right over it.

The childbirth and custody situation went very smoothly. My lawyer took care of it quickly and my ex made it easy as well. Her family didn't like this, but they couldn't do anything about it in the end.

So I have my baby daughter!

Taking care of my baby is difficult but certainly worth it. I feel like I have something to live for! My family has been super helpful and with their help we can make sure my daughter is happy. I also got a promotion at work. I realized that I need to be more ambitious because I now have a baby to provide for. A higher position was open at my work and I asked for the promotion but they told me I'm too young. I offered to do the job for as a trial 1 month without any extra pay only to prove that I can do it. After a month they gave me the job!

As most of you suggested (and my lawyer did too), I had my lawyer file for child support after I had full custody. My ex didn't like it and wasn't expecting it. She actually called me names and various insults and all of that. But I didn't say anything, just that communications should go through my lawyer. She said she regrets making it easy for me to get the baby. I don't know. I didn't need the child support payments for daily care of my daughter but I think she deserves to have something saved up for the future and for her college. I didn't have the chance to go to college (not smart enough, I'm not good at studying) but I want to make sure my daughter has the chance! My sister in law is helping me setup a 529 plan with vanguard and I think I'll send most of the child support payments there once I start receiving them.

Thank you all.

And that 20 year old fornicator grew up to be rocket the not lawyer...

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Re: redditors.txt
« Reply #7367 on: July 16, 2017, 11:34:49 AM »
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I'll share an uplifting post for once:

https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/5gexji/girlfriend_now_ex_is_pregnant_and_wants_to_give/

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Girlfriend just broke up with me. She's three months pregnant and told me that she wants to give up the baby for adoption and "there's nothing I can do". She's 19 I'm 20.

I want to be the father to this child and if she doesn't want the baby it's fine for her but I do want the baby. Can she do it without my consent? What are my rights here?

We're at Houston, Texas.

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Update:

Short version: I'm sitting here and my baby daughter is right here next to me, taking a nap!

Long version:

If you remember, I asked about how I should go about stopping my then-pregnant ex from leaving the baby for adoption. I listened to the suggestions. Got a lawyer. Put myself on the registry as well.

She really wanted to fight me over this right until the last month of the pregnancy. I was fully ready to fight her legally to get my rights as the father. But in the final month she changed her mind and decided that give me full custody instead of giving up the child for adoption. So we had no messy legal right over it.

The childbirth and custody situation went very smoothly. My lawyer took care of it quickly and my ex made it easy as well. Her family didn't like this, but they couldn't do anything about it in the end.

So I have my baby daughter!

Taking care of my baby is difficult but certainly worth it. I feel like I have something to live for! My family has been super helpful and with their help we can make sure my daughter is happy. I also got a promotion at work. I realized that I need to be more ambitious because I now have a baby to provide for. A higher position was open at my work and I asked for the promotion but they told me I'm too young. I offered to do the job for as a trial 1 month without any extra pay only to prove that I can do it. After a month they gave me the job!

As most of you suggested (and my lawyer did too), I had my lawyer file for child support after I had full custody. My ex didn't like it and wasn't expecting it. She actually called me names and various insults and all of that. But I didn't say anything, just that communications should go through my lawyer. She said she regrets making it easy for me to get the baby. I don't know. I didn't need the child support payments for daily care of my daughter but I think she deserves to have something saved up for the future and for her college. I didn't have the chance to go to college (not smart enough, I'm not good at studying) but I want to make sure my daughter has the chance! My sister in law is helping me setup a 529 plan with vanguard and I think I'll send most of the child support payments there once I start receiving them.

Thank you all.

And that 20 year old fornicator grew up to be rocket the not lawyer...

Rocket's the baby.

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Re: redditors.txt
« Reply #7368 on: July 16, 2017, 11:41:19 AM »
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Rocket a girl not lawyer  :lilal:

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« Reply #7369 on: July 16, 2017, 07:16:56 PM »
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Good on him if he really wants to be a single father. That makes him rarer than a dodo I suppose.
Growing up without a mother is just as harmful to girls as growing up without a father is to boys though, so he'll hopefully find a new "mommy" for his kid soon. (lol, as if any woman would stoop so low as to date a single father)

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« Reply #7370 on: July 16, 2017, 08:25:35 PM »
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Good on him if he really wants to be a single father. That makes him rarer than a dodo I suppose.
Growing up without a mother is just as harmful to girls as growing up without a father is to boys though, so he'll hopefully find a new "mommy" for his kid soon. (lol, as if any woman would stoop so low as to date a single father)

If this is secret Opposite Day code words for chicks hotter than baby momma will be throwing themselves at the single father with the cute baby, yes you are correct
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« Reply #7371 on: July 17, 2017, 03:03:10 AM »
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Good on him if he really wants to be a single father. That makes him rarer than a dodo I suppose.
Growing up without a mother is just as harmful to girls as growing up without a father is to boys though, so he'll hopefully find a new "mommy" for his kid soon. (lol, as if any woman would stoop so low as to date a single father)

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« Reply #7372 on: July 17, 2017, 07:32:54 AM »
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Good on him if he really wants to be a single father. That makes him rarer than a dodo I suppose.
Growing up without a mother is just as harmful to girls as growing up without a father is to boys though, so he'll hopefully find a new "mommy" for his kid soon. (lol, as if any woman would stoop so low as to date a single father)

Broads are going throw so much pussy at this guy he's going to suffocate

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« Reply #7373 on: July 17, 2017, 09:15:37 AM »
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Don't worry OP! New child support laws are in effect where if the kid goes to college, it extends past 18 so feel free to send her to a nice ass pre-school, as well. :)
« Last Edit: July 17, 2017, 09:19:15 AM by blasting_asshole »

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« Reply #7374 on: July 17, 2017, 09:49:06 AM »
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Good on him if he really wants to be a single father. That makes him rarer than a dodo I suppose.
Growing up without a mother is just as harmful to girls as growing up without a father is to boys though, so he'll hopefully find a new "mommy" for his kid soon. (lol, as if any woman would stoop so low as to date a single father)

Bro so many girls are going to throw themselves at him. LOOK AT HOW GREAT HE IS TAKING CARE OF A BABY ON HIS OWN.

You know how dogs are great for meeting girls? It's that, times a million.