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Re: Non-Goon Troooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooons
« Reply #4375 on: May 10, 2017, 04:40:28 AM »
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Wearing a lacy white balconette bra today, I stooped down and suddenly, my right bra strap had gone.

I felt so vulnerable, but so sexy. I have never lost a bra strap in public before: normally I am strapped in tight, and my bra straps locate in the grooves in my shoulders.

I sought a place to recover my strap in private, but it hung off my shoulder and I went home with a saggy right boob.

I will try this again!
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Does anyone else get a boner when they put on red lipstick? Maybe I need more spiro.

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« Reply #4376 on: May 10, 2017, 05:22:17 AM »
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In 50 years, we're going to look back on treatment of autogynophiles (troons) with sex-change surgery the same way we look back on treating regular insane people with lobotomy.

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« Reply #4377 on: May 10, 2017, 06:47:38 AM »
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Wearing a lacy white balconette bra today, I stooped down and suddenly, my right bra strap had gone.

I felt so vulnerable, but so sexy. I have never lost a bra strap in public before: normally I am strapped in tight, and my bra straps locate in the grooves in my shoulders.

I sought a place to recover my strap in private, but it hung off my shoulder and I went home with a saggy right boob.

I will try this again!

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Get rid of the notion that an eleven year old cannot be stronger than you, I had a kid of similar age do this to be when I was 16 and your size. I'm pretty sure he was stronger than me, this kid is almost certainly stronger than you.

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« Reply #4378 on: May 10, 2017, 06:56:06 AM »
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Thanks for the bra strap advice!

But I think that I have still got a problem. I really want to wear a cross-strapped bra when I under-dress as it makes me feel safe from embarrassment.
 
For example, today I was in the perfume & makeup department of a large store, ostensibly buying Xmas presents for lady friends. But I was also secretly looking out for offers such as free eye makeup kits!

As it was mild and humid, I wore a skin-coloured soft-cup bra under my tee shirt. This gave me lots of nice support but with little bust and without really revealing my previously-pumped hard nipples. But I dropped my purse, I bent down and “bang” my right strap fell down under my tee shirt sleeve.
 
What to do? Brazen it out (the strap was pretty!)  Or grope for it. I panicked, pulled on my fleece and made for the gents. There, I tightened my straps really hard.  What made it worse was that the women on the counters were all wearing sheer tops, sexy white plunge bras with black stockings and 4” heels.  Please, me too!

So if I wear conventional bra straps, they can drop (particularly my right one). If I go cross-strapped or use a rear strap clip, my straps tend to ride up to the nape of my neck, causing chafing and become visible again above my top.   
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« Reply #4379 on: May 10, 2017, 10:53:34 AM »
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Thanks for the bra strap advice!

But I think that I have still got a problem. I really want to wear a cross-strapped bra when I under-dress as it makes me feel safe from embarrassment.
 
For example, today I was in the perfume & makeup department of a large store, ostensibly buying Xmas presents for lady friends. But I was also secretly looking out for offers such as free eye makeup kits!

As it was mild and humid, I wore a skin-coloured soft-cup bra under my tee shirt. This gave me lots of nice support but with little bust and without really revealing my previously-pumped hard nipples. But I dropped my purse, I bent down and “bang” my right strap fell down under my tee shirt sleeve.
 
What to do? Brazen it out (the strap was pretty!)  Or grope for it. I panicked, pulled on my fleece and made for the gents. There, I tightened my straps really hard.  What made it worse was that the women on the counters were all wearing sheer tops, sexy white plunge bras with black stockings and 4” heels.  Please, me too!

So if I wear conventional bra straps, they can drop (particularly my right one). If I go cross-strapped or use a rear strap clip, my straps tend to ride up to the nape of my neck, causing chafing and become visible again above my top.   
That's because bras are for women.
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« Reply #4380 on: May 10, 2017, 11:21:01 AM »
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Wearing a lacy white balconette bra today, I stooped down and suddenly, my right bra strap had gone.

I felt so vulnerable, but so sexy. I have never lost a bra strap in public before: normally I am strapped in tight, and my bra straps locate in the grooves in my shoulders.

I sought a place to recover my strap in private, but it hung off my shoulder and I went home with a saggy right boob.

I will try this again!

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Maybe you should plexx the trannies. You know, since they're so disruptive and can't post without making everything about themselves or shitting up strug incessantly. That's how this works, right?

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« Reply #4381 on: May 10, 2017, 11:33:02 AM »
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In 50 years, we're going to look back on treatment of autogynophiles (troons) with sex-change surgery the same way we look back on treating regular insane people with lobotomy.

So true, I have said this same thing many times...
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« Reply #4382 on: May 10, 2017, 12:31:48 PM »
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In 50 years, we're going to look back on treatment of autogynophiles (troons) with sex-change surgery the same way we look back on treating regular insane people with lobotomy.

the reason lobotomies fell off in popularity is primarily because of the rise of anti-psychotic medications being discovered and entering usage -- not because of a society coming to terms with the idea that irrevocably destroying brain tissue was perhaps not the greatest way to solve a problem.

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« Reply #4383 on: May 10, 2017, 03:06:45 PM »
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In 50 years, we're going to look back on treatment of autogynophiles (troons) with sex-change surgery the same way we look back on treating regular insane people with lobotomy.

the reason lobotomies fell off in popularity is primarily because of the rise of anti-psychotic medications being discovered and entering usage -- not because of a society coming to terms with the idea that irrevocably destroying brain tissue was perhaps not the greatest way to solve a problem.

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« Reply #4384 on: May 10, 2017, 08:05:18 PM »
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In 50 years, we're going to look back on treatment of autogynophiles (troons) with sex-change surgery the same way we look back on treating regular insane people with lobotomy.

the reason lobotomies fell off in popularity is primarily because of the rise of anti-psychotic medications being discovered and entering usage -- not because of a society coming to terms with the idea that irrevocably destroying brain tissue was perhaps not the greatest way to solve a problem.

I read a while ago that electroshock therapy is actually highly effective and safe, and it unfairly got a bad rep from One flew over the cuckoo's nest. Is there any truth in that?

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« Reply #4385 on: May 10, 2017, 09:19:23 PM »
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In 50 years, we're going to look back on treatment of autogynophiles (troons) with sex-change surgery the same way we look back on treating regular insane people with lobotomy.

the reason lobotomies fell off in popularity is primarily because of the rise of anti-psychotic medications being discovered and entering usage -- not because of a society coming to terms with the idea that irrevocably destroying brain tissue was perhaps not the greatest way to solve a problem.

I read a while ago that electroshock therapy is actually highly effective and safe, and it unfairly got a bad rep from One flew over the cuckoo's nest. Is there any truth in that?

My wife worked with an old bitch who stayed in bed for months with CRIPPLING DEPRESSION (that only people who have enough money to lie in bed instead of getting up every morning and just doing the job can get). Shock-The-Monkey gave her some motivation to get her ass up and get her ass to work.
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« Reply #4386 on: May 11, 2017, 03:42:50 AM »
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You niggas haven't seen horror yet. We're just scratching the fucking surface:
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Now, I feel that I get aroused by becoming a woman because I think of the bodily changes; longer hair, bigger cheeks and lips, voluptuous breasts, softer skin, fuller hips, thicker thighs, and a larger, rounder butt.  This stems from a fetish that I have had since I was seven; bodily inflation.  My first erection came from me watching Violet Beauregarde inflate like a blueberry, and ever since then, I have had intense fantasies and desires of that happening to me.

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Bottom line, I feel that if I am transgender, it is purely based off of sexual desire, not so much lifestyle and/or social changes.  I have never had a girlfriend, never had sex, never kissed a girl, not even on the cheeks.  Now, these thoughts and feelings have been interrupting my daily life, with my entire focus on my fantasies of being a woman.

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I just wanted to live a normal life.  Have a wife and kids, be a father.  But then my other side tells me that I want to get breast and butt implants and get a job working as a plus size model for Victoria's Secret.

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« Reply #4387 on: May 11, 2017, 07:34:47 PM »
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 :ultlibrage: TIME TO CHANGE YOUR LANGUAGE EVERYONE :ultlibrage:


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the person who posted this(as well as a bunch of other garbage) is SO surprised that her huge tits cause the customers at the sandwich shop she works at to say "Yes ma'am" "No ma'am" to "them"

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« Reply #4388 on: May 11, 2017, 08:59:31 PM »
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Trigger them. "Babe" is ageist, "Y'all" is appropriating black culture, etc.

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« Reply #4389 on: May 11, 2017, 09:01:11 PM »
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Trigger them. "Babe" is ageist, "Y'all" is appropriating black culture, etc.
"People"? What if I identify as an anthropomorphic picture frame???

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« Reply #4390 on: May 11, 2017, 09:05:38 PM »
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« Reply #4391 on: May 12, 2017, 01:47:52 AM »
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« Reply #4392 on: May 12, 2017, 10:50:09 AM »
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Of course, the "proper" reaction is to treat a troon like a five year old playing hide and seek for the first time. 

"What transsexual?  All I see are three perfectly normal sexy ladies.  Aren't no men in that picture that I can see."


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« Reply #4393 on: May 13, 2017, 02:06:40 AM »
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I don't understand the bra strap thing. You're supposed to adjust those fuckers,not leave them how they are when you buy them or get them out of the dryer. That's what I get out of those posts,besides they're getting off on it.

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« Reply #4394 on: May 13, 2017, 05:34:30 AM »
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Im a cis woman who had found my soulmate, who came out to me as a trans woman.  Even though we weren't married, as I know many of you might be, I loved this other human being so much that I wanted to stay with her no matter what. I loved her for her soul.. not her body.  I didn't have a problem with the sexuality part, as l am very open... Nevertheless.. that person left me in a very cruel way and without ever offering me any answers.  Its been hard for me all this time, and I even though Ive tried to keep moving forward with my life, I haven't wanted to date or see anyone because I truly feel like I lost the person i was meant to spend my life with.

What I have seen of her now leaves me seeing nothing of the person I knew. Her values, the things she loved, her political opinions, her definition of beauty- none of them are the same.  She has destroyed her best friendships in her life and now judges people completely on their esthetic appearance and weight. Even though before she was attracted to heavy women and women with curves, and while living as a male never commented negatively about other people's bodies.  Her friends, although trying to support her, eventually had to quit being friends with her because she was so absorbed with herself and tried to blackmail them against each other. She constantly judged their bodies and their weight.  It is all just so opposite of the person I knew.
 
It has only been not even a year since she came out to me... let alone transitioned in any way.  Yet, she has had multiple surgeries... and Even more than one breast augmentation... she already was very passable before.  She used to be so careful with her money and now apparently is so far in debt from all of this. I think she may even want to be in porn, as she told me she wanted to be a "shemale" and seems to idolize "bimbo" fetish women and pornstars (yes, I think that is offensive as well).  So many trans women I have spoken with me talk about how they have always felt like women, and it wasn't just about surgery/ superficial things, and that they hadnt changed who they were, they just lived their truth more outwardly.  Every health professional, even trans specialists have told me that this person is dealing with serious mental issues that extend way beyond being trans.  Even though everyone tells me these things, I can't help but wonder if the person I loved is still in there somewhere.  I also understand that people all transition at different speeds so please don't jump on me for that.  For me what I am trying to explain is that for her being a "woman" seems to be about being a sexualized barbie doll. I don't think thats what being a woman is truly about, and I worry about her everyday.
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« Reply #4395 on: May 14, 2017, 02:45:19 AM »
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In 50 years, we're going to look back on treatment of autogynophiles (troons) with sex-change surgery the same way we look back on treating regular insane people with lobotomy.

the reason lobotomies fell off in popularity is primarily because of the rise of anti-psychotic medications being discovered and entering usage -- not because of a society coming to terms with the idea that irrevocably destroying brain tissue was perhaps not the greatest way to solve a problem.

I read a while ago that electroshock therapy is actually highly effective and safe, and it unfairly got a bad rep from One flew over the cuckoo's nest. Is there any truth in that?

ECT nowadays is WAY safer, administered under anesthesia, and one of the few treatments that are safe to give to suicidal pregnant women (most meds aren't).  One of my classmates was so triggered she refused to attend the day were shadowing that clinic. Lol @ her, ECT rules.  You do lose memory of the day of treatment and sometimes more. 

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« Reply #4396 on: May 15, 2017, 04:22:15 AM »
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1488 political ideology is just a spectrum my dudes i do not identify with a binary american political party and that's OK!




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you grab your strap nigga
only time you get down on your knees
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fucc what you heard god blessin all the trap niggas
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« Reply #4397 on: May 15, 2017, 04:27:39 AM »
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:ultlibrage: TIME TO CHANGE YOUR LANGUAGE EVERYONE :ultlibrage:


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the person who posted this(as well as a bunch of other garbage) is SO surprised that her huge tits cause the customers at the sandwich shop she works at to say "Yes ma'am" "No ma'am" to "them"

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when you wake up before you brush your teeth
you grab your strap nigga
only time you get down on your knees
shooting craps nigga
fucc what you heard god blessin all the trap niggas
god blessin all the trap niggas

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« Reply #4398 on: May 15, 2017, 11:23:06 AM »
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These loss.jpg edits are getting too abstract.

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« Reply #4399 on: May 16, 2017, 06:13:55 PM »
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1488 political ideology is just a spectrum my dudes i do not identify with a binary american political party and that's OK!






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