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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #50 on: November 27, 2013, 09:12:01 AM »
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The basic income thread is a goldmine of naive, delusional individuals.

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People really aren't lazy.  By and large they like having productive, respected social roles where they can contribute to society.

Obviously functioning under the delusion that writing blog posts about gender roles in video games is a respected social role.
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #51 on: November 27, 2013, 10:09:33 AM »
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Ironically, the only kind of society where I could imagine that having a chance of happening - people working despite a basic income - would be one of those ultra-conservative, super-tightly knit, almost certainly very religious communities full of social obligations that any progressive individualistic goon would loathe from the bottom of his being (think how a freeloader would be shunned among the Amish, or the early Mormons, or in Jewish shtetl and kibbutz

Actually scratch all of that, because we can look at the Haredim who have exactly that kind of society, and oops they used it to vote-block their government into giving them a ton of free cash so they can spend all day updating their tumblrs "studying" the Torah and yelling against those evil cis white male Goym  :holocaust:

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #52 on: November 27, 2013, 12:16:25 PM »
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Goddamn those fucking teeth. Basic hygiene seems to be lost on most of these fuckers.

He's a goon, goons don't know what hygiene is.  I honestly don't know how people stand to be around people like that.  Most of the time I see younger people with terrible teeth, they almost always smell rancid (both from body odor and terrible breath), rarely take showers, and have horrendous senses of style.  I judge anyone under 40 instantly just based upon their teeth and most of the time I'm usually right.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #53 on: November 27, 2013, 12:17:41 PM »
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The basic income thread is a goldmine of naive, delusional individuals.

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People really aren't lazy.  By and large they like having productive, respected social roles where they can contribute to society.

Such as designing packaging for overpriced children's toys?

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #54 on: November 27, 2013, 03:13:57 PM »
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Isn't the Earned Income Tax Credit essentially a basic income anyway?  Instead of blowing that $5,000 tax return on strippers and lobster tails, if they were to save it (Trigger Warning: Fiscal Responsibility), it would cover them in the event of an emergency.  Furthermore they could take that credit and buy some insurance with it.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #55 on: November 27, 2013, 04:08:55 PM »
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Goons don't understand basic economic principles, such as increasing everyones amount of money they have by the "living wage", that will increase the riches wages by a huge amount and the poors by not so much.  They talk about redistributing the wealth, but wouldn't this just make the rich even more rich, and effectively increase the wealth gap between all the classes of people?  In effect, the exact opposite of redistributing wealth?

People are not inherintly desiring to work their asses off on things.  Some people are, most are lazy and only work so they can get the next new fancy toy and provide for their family.  By giving everyone all the money they need for food, rent, internet, WOW subscriptions, bikes, new computers, car payments, car insurance, etc, what in the fuck would people be working for?  Why wouldn't most people just stop working all together since they would be getting all the money they could want?  Only the extremely greedy would work to supplement their income and become even more rich, whereas most wouldn't work and the economy would collapse because nobody is working.

The fact that goons don't get this just tells me that every single retard in that thread would be sitting on their ass wanting big government to pay them to play video games all day because thats what they do anyway.  They see that other people have money, and they want some of this money too, but think they are entitled to it despite not putting in any effort to get it.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #56 on: November 27, 2013, 09:23:19 PM »
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There is seriously a thread in D&D right now where goons are arguing that raising minimum to $15 would help poor people. Apparently these fucking retards can't grasp the fact that inflation has always hurt the poor more then the rich.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #57 on: November 27, 2013, 09:36:24 PM »
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Isn't the Earned Income Tax Credit essentially a basic income anyway?  Instead of blowing that $5,000 tax return on strippers and lobster tails, if they were to save it (Trigger Warning: Fiscal Responsibility), it would cover them in the event of an emergency.  Furthermore they could take that credit and buy some insurance with it.

Uh, if you don't work/make much money, the government doesn't just give you $5k come January-April, bro.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #58 on: November 27, 2013, 09:38:39 PM »
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Goons don't understand basic economic principles, such as increasing everyones amount of money they have by the "living wage", that will increase the riches wages by a huge amount and the poors by not so much.

Would you go ahead and explain that one to me?
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #59 on: November 27, 2013, 09:40:46 PM »
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uh oh.


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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #60 on: November 27, 2013, 10:10:44 PM »
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Goons don't understand basic economic principles, such as increasing everyones amount of money they have by the "living wage", that will increase the riches wages by a huge amount and the poors by not so much.

Would you go ahead and explain that one to me?

Why bother? You're just going to cut and run when things don't go your way.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #61 on: November 28, 2013, 07:17:10 AM »
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #62 on: November 28, 2013, 09:39:38 AM »
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Multiple studies have been posted on the GMI and none of them showed the effects you claim. You are factually wrong. You are saying wrong things about the real world with a devotion that would make a Creationist blush.

I already posted a bunch of nonsense studies, why don't you see I am obviously correct?  BRB, i'm going to go leave some expensive stuff in public because people are naturally good.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #63 on: November 28, 2013, 05:58:44 PM »
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First (re: minimum income):
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Oh goody, paying people to play video games all day, that sounds great.

Replies:

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I don't know if you've noticed but playing video games often leads to an interest in computers. An interest in computers leads to someone learning about coding, developing skills that are productive and useful to other people. Not to mention the large group of other transferrable skills that are well documented. I challenge you to find one game developer alive today who didn't spend a hell of a lot of time in their earlier years 'wasting their time playing those damn video games'.
Stop arbitrarily assigning 'productive' or 'non productive' to everything and understand that human beings are not fucking slugs; we are learning, intelligent creatures who are naturally curious about things.

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Video games are productive. It's one of the largest industries, and demand for video game experiences pushes computer hardware, R&D, software architecture, and mathematics...among other valuable industries. The advancements due to gamer shut-in consumers have made their way into everywhere from hospitals to financial firms.

Be careful what you call non-productive before considering all related markets.
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #64 on: November 28, 2013, 06:04:23 PM »
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Ah, the new "it improves hand-eye coordination" excuse.  Except most goons are too busy playing DOTA 80 hours a week to program.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #65 on: November 28, 2013, 06:25:39 PM »
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Playing videos just isn't productive though. Its leisure. And not a sort that keeps you physically fit. Don't be fucking stupid goons, way to shoot yourself on the foot with bad arguments.
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #66 on: November 28, 2013, 07:17:43 PM »
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As a WoW player the only thing Ocrassus is naturally curious about is when he'll die of heart failure.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #67 on: November 28, 2013, 07:20:44 PM »
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GAMEEERRRS are some of the most insular and ignorant people out there. yeah excuse me for not considering dingy sci-fi corridor shooter #522 a springpad to a career in the mechanical engineering


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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #68 on: November 28, 2013, 09:54:41 PM »
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I challenge you to find one game developer alive today who didn't spend a hell of a lot of time in their earlier years 'wasting their time playing those damn video games'.

well virtually all game devs are alive today because the industry is only like 20-30 years old

and the early game devs logically couldnt possibly have been into video gaming because there were no games when they made the first games

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #69 on: November 28, 2013, 10:21:59 PM »
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Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak were sitting around in a garage in Palo Alto smoking weed and playing video games all day when they discovered by complete luck how to make a usable personal computer.  Two weeks later Apple was a multi-million dollar company.  Hard work is for suckers.


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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #70 on: November 29, 2013, 12:13:27 AM »
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A lot of game devs are overworked and have a goony as fuck peer pressure thing going when it comes to overtime. 60 hours of Dota a week doesn't prepare you for that.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #71 on: November 29, 2013, 06:52:17 AM »
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It doesn't even fucking matter if it's marine-shoots-aliens vidya games or great works of literature or beautiful architecture or efficient agriculture.

Their argument is literally "every creator of X was originally a consumer of X. Therefore, we should pay people to consume X". It's incredibly stupid not because X is stupid (even when it is), but because jesus it's such a fucking parody of the liberal mindset 'throwing money at random people is never bad because once in a million times they will use it to do something good'.

You can justify pretty much anything with it, look:

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I don't know if you've noticed but watching movies often leads to an interest in filmmaking. An interest in filmmaking leads to someone learning about cinematography, developing skills that are productive and useful to other people. Not to mention the large group of other transferrable skills that are well documented. I challenge you to find one film director alive today who didn't spend a hell of a lot of time in their earlier years 'wasting their time glued in front of the TV'.
Stop arbitrarily assigning 'productive' or 'non productive' to everything and understand that human beings are not fucking slugs; we are learning, intelligent creatures who are naturally curious about things.

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #72 on: November 29, 2013, 06:54:20 AM »
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So criminologists become serial killers because an interest in / the study of criminal behavior arouses an interest in becoming an actual criminal. Sounds entirely plausible!
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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #73 on: November 29, 2013, 05:48:24 PM »
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Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak were sitting around in a garage in Palo Alto smoking weed and playing video games all day when they discovered by complete luck how to make a usable personal computer.  Two weeks later Apple was a multi-million dollar company.  Hard work is for suckers.


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You are joking, but I have seen many goons argue that the ONLY reason Bill Gates and Steve Jobs are rich is because of pure luck.  They just happened to be at the right place at the right time and accidentally created something that randomly turned into a huge cash cow.  Anyone could have done what they did if they had just been lucky enough.

No fucking joke either.  I've seen this argument many times.   Goons seriously think that successful people are wealthy because of luck and only luck.  Either that or theft.  The "lol Bootstraps" argument has grown to that extreme.  Fuck, you even see it in fat shaming threads.  "yeah right, as if you can just lol bootstraps yourself into losing weight."

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Re: D&D Funny Quotes Thread
« Reply #74 on: November 29, 2013, 05:53:28 PM »
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Goons seriously think that successful people are wealthy because of luck and only luck.

And only luck is the key part, which people arguing for putting in an effort take luck out of the argument completely.  :myecred:

The truth is in the middle, literally. I start shaking with rage every time this shit comes up.
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