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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #2075 on: June 14, 2018, 07:13:44 AM »
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I hated Mummies growing up because not only were they scary looking due to the decayed faces they were filled with disease and other intangible toxic elements.

Fascinating. And, purely as idle speculation, do you exhibit any other behavior that one might perhaps interpret as a sign of OCD?

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #2076 on: June 14, 2018, 09:50:28 PM »
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I hated Mummies growing up because not only were they scary looking due to the decayed faces they were filled with disease and other intangible toxic elements.

Fascinating. And, purely as idle speculation, do you exhibit any other behavior that one might perhaps interpret as a sign of OCD?

All of them.

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #2077 on: June 15, 2018, 02:37:52 AM »
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I hated Mummies growing up because not only were they scary looking due to the decayed faces they were filled with disease and other intangible toxic elements.

Fascinating. And, purely as idle speculation, do you exhibit any other behavior that one might perhaps interpret as a sign of OCD?
I used to double touch things.

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #2078 on: June 16, 2018, 12:38:58 AM »
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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #2079 on: June 18, 2018, 08:21:44 AM »
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I hated Mummies growing up because not only were they scary looking due to the decayed faces they were filled with disease and other intangible toxic elements.

Fascinating. And, purely as idle speculation, do you exhibit any other behavior that one might perhaps interpret as a sign of OCD?
I used to double touch things.

You should double touch a lawnmower so I don't have to read your posts anymore.
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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #2081 on: June 19, 2018, 09:40:41 PM »
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His name was Harry Anderson

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #2082 on: June 19, 2018, 09:50:20 PM »
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Should do a chargeback on the credit card he paid with.

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #2083 on: June 19, 2018, 11:52:41 PM »
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She'd get the money from me if she at the very least got fucking naked for me and did some sick shit for me IRL  :jesse:

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #2084 on: Today at 02:04:32 AM »
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So what did the guy get out of this arrangement?
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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #2085 on: Today at 02:18:16 AM »
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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #2086 on: Today at 02:19:01 AM »
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So what did the guy get out of this arrangement?

:printerjesus:

He's taken being a beta wuss to a whole new level.

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #2087 on: Today at 08:50:48 AM »
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I have some sympathy for these guys as when I was a kid I used to be the kind of "if I white knight I'll win her heart!" idiot. Thankfully, I figured out how retarded that was.

But I also never once was tempted to pay off some chicks fucking fine, much less one on the other side of the fucking planet.

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #2088 on: Today at 08:57:31 AM »
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He's exercising his male privilege. 

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #2089 on: Today at 10:45:04 AM »
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I have some sympathy for these guys as when I was a kid I used to be the kind of "if I white knight I'll win her heart!" idiot. Thankfully, I figured out how retarded that was.

But I also never once was tempted to pay off some chicks fucking fine, much less one on the other side of the fucking planet.
I blame movies and bad television.

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His name was Harry Anderson