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#YesAllWomen tweet dumb shit
« on: May 28, 2014, 10:59:55 AM »
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Apparently this thing is not going away, so post the funniest tweets or the most annoying ones or whatever.

This one just had me laughing and laughing:



Who is she? A porn star. Great way to use that IQ, hun!

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Re: #YesAllWomen tweet dumb shit
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2014, 11:06:41 AM »
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Hahahaha way to hide that humblebrag you dumb whore. If you're so goddamn smart go invent something or fix a problem and prove it.

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« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2014, 11:09:17 AM »
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Not that I believe she actually has a IQ of 147, but if she was that smart would she really be complaining about objectification of women and how unfair it is when it's literally how she's making her money?

She shows herself naked willingly, gets fucked up the ass on camera and then goes home in her shiny car paid because of what she does on screen. If objectification of women stopped, she might have to become an engineer or scientist or something!

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Re: #YesAllWomen tweet dumb shit
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2014, 11:11:24 AM »
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Yes, I am more interested in a 34G rack than an IQ of 134 Citation Needed, whats it to ya? :rock:

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Re: #YesAllWomen tweet dumb shit
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2014, 11:12:45 AM »
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What are the odds that IQ score is from some online IQ test she took more than once?

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Re: #YesAllWomen tweet dumb shit
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2014, 11:17:20 AM »
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“It was a rare double-loss for n—ers today,” read one thread. “First they found out /r/Coontown[1] would remain. Second, they found /r/RapingWomen[2] was to be removed.”

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Re: #YesAllWomen tweet dumb shit
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2014, 11:18:02 AM »
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i had to add this tumblr thing too because lol



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Re: #YesAllWomen tweet dumb shit
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2014, 11:21:44 AM »
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Go to Planet Fitness then...

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« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2014, 11:22:40 AM »
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I was under the impression that #yesallwomen is dumb shit period.

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« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2014, 11:33:49 AM »
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i had to add this tumblr thing too because lol



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I know how this started.

An oddly Cactus Kid-esque black woman on Tumblr made a series of posts about how the idea of "demisexuality" came up, and how she's basically responsible for it actually being picked up by LGBT culture as a real thing. She first encountered it as a teenager on some shitty role-playing fangirl forum that she was embarrassed of ever having browsed; one of the posters came up with the idea of "demisexuality" to describe the fictional characters people pretended to be on that forum. But since she was probably legitimately insane, she started obsessively trying to convince people it's a real thing. She provided screenshots of this girl saying shit on Livejournal like "I went to school today and learned that Nikola Tesla was a demi-sexual" and "I went to Japan today, and most of the population was demi-sexual!".

This happened back in 2005.

Most people didn't remember this shit, but the writer of the posts remembered it as a weird funny internet thing so in the early days of Tumblr social justice, she mockingly brought it up and basically started ironically shitposting the idea of 'demisexuality'.  People took it seriously, it actually unironically caught on, and now we have a new special snowflake sexuality; meanwhile, detractors often mock this 'sexual orientation' saying it was 'made up in some shitty role playing forum in 2005'. That's what these people are replying to.

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Re: #YesAllWomen tweet dumb shit
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2014, 11:34:47 AM »
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“It was a rare double-loss for n—ers today,” read one thread. “First they found out /r/Coontown[1] would remain. Second, they found /r/RapingWomen[2] was to be removed.”

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Re: #YesAllWomen tweet dumb shit
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2014, 11:38:12 AM »
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Our favorite twitter tranny posted this:


http://blog.averyedison.com/post/86887365752/this-is-what-i-looked-like-today-if-thats

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This is what I looked like today, if that’s important to the story.

It’s a bank holiday, and I wanted to pop out quickly to some shops to get a few clothes for an audition tomorrow. I wasn’t meeting anyone, and I planned to spend as little time outside as possible, so I went to bed last night with my make-up still on, and just did a little freshen-up on the eye liner before heading out this morning.

The shopping experience was fine. I bought the clothes, ate, then got back on the bus to come home. After one stop, two young guys climbed the stairs to the top deck and sat immediately behind me. I wasn’t paying super close attention because I was reading Twitter on my phone. After a minute of two, one of the guys got out of his seat and moved to my row, and sat directly next to me. I looked up and saw that the entire top floor was empty except for me, him, and his friend behind us.

I didn’t know what was happening. Did he think I was cute, and was attempting to hit on me, despite my headphones and the fact that I was reading my phone? Did he think I looked ugly, and deserved to be intimidated as punishment? Did he and his friend figure out that I’m transgender, and he wanted to sit closer to me for a second to confirm?

Whatever it was, he left once it was established that I was giving him no reaction. He joined his friend behind me, and they spoke in another language, laughing. I kept looking at my phone, not really reading anymore.

After a few more minutes, we started approaching my stop, and I got up and moved to the stairs, turning to face the entire top deck as I descended. I glanced up at them, and they were both looking directly at me, smirking. I raised my eyebrow, and kept going down the stairs.

One intersection away from my stop, now. I waited at the doors, more than ready to leave. I heard movement upstairs, and then the young men descended. They stood behind me. I started to panic - were they getting off at my stop to follow me? Had it been their stop all along, and they’d head in a different direction? Were they just following me to the lower deck to look at me more, to intimidate me more?

The bus stopped, and I got off. I got my keys out, pushed them between my fingers, and walked briskly. They didn’t get off behind me. I had to wait for the bus to leave before I could cross the road, and as it drove past they were standing there, by the doors, and still smirking at me. I had just enough time to throw up a middle finger, relieved that my front door was just meters away and there was nothing they could do to me now.

I still don’t know why they did it, or what they were attempting to achieve. Was this “just” the standard issue harassment that all women get, that women have been tweeting about this weekend, and that my girlfriend beautifully wrote about last night? Or was this trans-based harassment. I won’t know. I lean towards the latter, but that’s because I think everyone can tell what I am, all the time. Going outside is difficult for me.

Like I said, I have an audition tomorrow. I’m not an actress, not really, and so I’m nervous enough already. And now I’ll have this. I’ll always have this.

The :888: is basically

- Avery gets on a bus
- Two guys sit behind him
- They look at him funny and speak in another language
- They got off at the same stop as him and walked in the other direction
- That's when the spaghetti fell out of his purse

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Re: #YesAllWomen tweet dumb shit
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2014, 11:42:16 AM »
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Re: #YesAllWomen tweet dumb shit
« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2014, 11:45:19 AM »
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lol, was he really taking creatine and not working out at all, thinking it would magically make him buff?   :tuss:
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Re: #YesAllWomen tweet dumb shit
« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2014, 11:47:41 AM »
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The guy was seriously tiny. Three inches shorter than me and 50 pounds lighter? I'm already a pretty thin dude.

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Re: #YesAllWomen tweet dumb shit
« Reply #15 on: May 28, 2014, 11:48:27 AM »
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Re: #YesAllWomen tweet dumb shit
« Reply #16 on: May 28, 2014, 11:50:06 AM »
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Uh, you just embarrassed yourself in front of that glorious genius, you meant misandrist, fool.

There is so much stupid shit going on with that quote though. As a dude, I'm not only interested in breast size. To be honest, if I was, I would say give me a B or C cup any day, I think proportionally sized breasts look way better--I'm not into anime girls where their tits are as big as their heads.

The dumbest and most obvious thing about it though is that she's apparently a porn star so, yeah, no shit. It's like if you wanted to be a neurosurgeon or something but couldn't hack med school, then when you opened your food truck you were upset that people only cared about the quality of your food instead of your failed dreams or whatever. I also guarantee you that this is the type of girl who brings up her bust size often, like her little bragging tweet here; those types of people are so fucking annoying.

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« Reply #17 on: May 28, 2014, 11:52:54 AM »
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hahahhahaha holy fucking shit PC that's the best troll i've seen in so long


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« Reply #18 on: May 28, 2014, 12:04:49 PM »
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"Hugh Woattmeigh" :goodjob:

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« Reply #19 on: May 28, 2014, 12:33:33 PM »
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Hahaha PC stopped just short of saying "Baba Booey" and this dumb broad bought it. Whadda moroon.

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Re: #YesAllWomen tweet dumb shit
« Reply #20 on: May 28, 2014, 12:52:04 PM »
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The :888: is basically

- Avery gets on a bus
- Two guys sit behind him
- They look at him funny and speak in another language
- They got off at the same stop as him and walked in the other direction
- That's when the spaghetti fell out of his purse

Only somebody as retarded and narcissistic as Avery would go out in public, pass well enough to maybe have some guy hit on him and immediately turn it into a riveting account of how hard his life is as a "real woman."

Like seriously you'd think he'd be happy he passed to those guys if we take his story at face value but the opportunity to turn it into a fucking victim story was too much to pass up? :tuss:

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Re: #YesAllWomen tweet dumb shit
« Reply #21 on: May 28, 2014, 12:52:51 PM »
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ghettocandyman at fitmisc.com made that up and they printed it.

I would love to buy a copy of that daily paper just for the story.

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« Reply #22 on: May 28, 2014, 12:53:40 PM »
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Calling it now - banning weightlifting /bodybuilding will be the target of a liberal talking point sooner or later.


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« Reply #23 on: May 28, 2014, 01:03:28 PM »
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Apparently this thing is not going away, so post the funniest tweets or the most annoying ones or whatever.

This one just had me laughing and laughing:



Who is she? A porn star. Great way to use that IQ, hun!



"The business world." The business world. Like she's chairing conference calls from Goldman Sach's main office for a living and not booting fat guys in the dick.

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« Reply #24 on: May 28, 2014, 01:07:03 PM »
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Let's see where this goes...