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Re: Where are they now?- Doubtfire
« Reply #25 on: July 01, 2014, 11:24:05 AM »
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This is actually a very interesting case study on how the internet convinces sad fat betas to cut their dicks off. More than once he says his low caste beta male status made him think he's a troon. How fucking insulting to actual women. Here we have feminist SJW SA poster Fire admitting he thinks essential femininity = being an utter failure.

PS fire don't kill yourself. It's Abe who trolls people into rl suicide, not SS.

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Re: Where are they now?- Doubtfire
« Reply #26 on: July 01, 2014, 11:24:50 AM »
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[Enter: small crowded apartment; some mix and match furniture; worn pashmina scarves on the wall give a feminine hippie vibe]

[From stage left: a portly manchild enters with a short chubby blonde girl. They're discussing their upcoming wedding]

Jaime: I'm just so thrilled you've taken this job. It's a great step for us to get married next week.

Rich: I've finally proven to myself that I can work with young succulent boys and not lose control of...

[R notices J looking at him uneasily] R (awkwardly): umm what?

J (still eyeing him): nnnnothing. I'm gonna go make dinner.

R: Great! I'm just gonna log in for a minute. [R heads to the crude PC sitting on a milk crate and begins reading then typing]

J in the grimy kitchen, goes from cabinet to stove, preparing a simple vegan meal. Noises from the other room sound like R laughing and moving furniture.

J (calling out): something good,  honey?

R (muffled): hhhhhhyeah. Oh yeah. [Giggling]

J ladles the food onto plates and grabs chopsticks and heads back to her fiance.

J: Hope you're hun [she drops both plates and gasps. Her hands fly to her mouth] Ohmigod!

Standing in the next to the computer, R has gotten J's cosmetics out and smeared them onto his face with his sausage fingers in a caricature of a ghoulish clown. He is also naked and erect with a large pair of garden shears in his hand.

R (dreamily): I love you but this feels sooo good!  Come on over here. [R opens his arms while swaying awkwardly to unheard music] I wanna yiff!

J (through her hands): Richie?  You're scaring me! What happened? Why are you holding those? (J nods to the shears)

R: The Internet happened sweetie. While you made dinner I became a t-slur.

J (weeping softly): A what?

[Lowering the rusty garden tool, R deliberately and mechanically encircles his manhood and closes the blades. His cock falls wetly to the floor. Blood pulses in splashes.  R never reacts or loses the beatific grin]

R: Mmmmmm. Troony.

[R begins to Dougie to J's piercing scream.]



Goddamnit E/N.

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Re: Where are they now?- Doubtfire
« Reply #27 on: July 01, 2014, 11:27:47 AM »
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R: The Internet happened sweetie. While you made dinner I became a t-slur.

lol new username there
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Re: Where are they now?- Doubtfire
« Reply #28 on: July 01, 2014, 11:35:52 AM »
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From wanting to fuck fat chicks to wanting to be a fat chick.

This will be the subtitle to the book.
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Re: Where are they now?- Doubtfire
« Reply #29 on: July 01, 2014, 11:44:15 AM »
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This is actually a very interesting case study on how the internet convinces sad fat betas to cut their dicks off. More than once he says his low caste beta male status made him think he's a troon. How fucking insulting to actual women. Here we have feminist SJW SA poster Fire admitting he thinks essential femininity = being an utter failure.

That's definitely a thing, I got yelled at by lf troons for being a 'reactionary misogynist' several times for pointing out how it's strange that transfemales who often claim to be feminists assert their femininity by trying to emulate what they consider to be a patriarchal identity forced unto women by oppressive men.

If you're truly a feminist genderqueer why would you put on nail polish, shave your legs and walk in high-heeled shoes? If you're intent on being a woman why can't you be a strong independent woman who looks like a dude and enjoys sports?

It's almost like they're actually complete hypocrites. weird.
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Re: Where are they now?- Doubtfire
« Reply #30 on: July 01, 2014, 12:11:41 PM »
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The laughs of a thousand large negros echo from around the globe, while in the middle of porking their babymammas.  They do not know why something is funny, but it sure is.

"Jtrayvious, what's so funny?" asks Becky (they are all named Becky).

"Nothing, bitch," they respond with a strong pump, "feeling mannish right now."

Elsewhere, the wig falls off Fire's head, and his cock goes soft, forever.

He makes a large post about it, of course.

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Re: Where are they now?- Doubtfire
« Reply #31 on: July 01, 2014, 12:49:19 PM »
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Holy shit he basically ruined anything positive going on in his miserable life to be Trans.

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« Reply #32 on: July 01, 2014, 12:51:16 PM »
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Before I clicked, I thought "I bet he went troon".  Thread delivers.     :facepalm:

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Re: Where are they now?- Doubtfire
« Reply #33 on: July 01, 2014, 01:07:00 PM »
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Re: Where are they now?- Doubtfire
« Reply #34 on: July 01, 2014, 01:07:22 PM »
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I read the whole thing and my feelings can be summarized by a capslock and the 'h' and 'a' keys.
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Re: Where are they now?- Doubtfire
« Reply #35 on: July 01, 2014, 01:10:07 PM »
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He wasn't much of a man before so transitioning into being a cunt should be easy.

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Re: Where are they now?- Doubtfire
« Reply #36 on: July 01, 2014, 01:22:35 PM »
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If you are a fat, ugly man, why would you want to become a fat, ugly woman? Even that is a huge downgrade. At least fat, ugly guys can be enjoyable if they are funny.

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Re: Where are they now?- Doubtfire
« Reply #37 on: July 01, 2014, 01:52:57 PM »
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Dear Girlfriend:

I know you support me, and love me for whatever unfathomable reason asking for nothing in return except that I try to be a better man.

However, I have decided the following:

I do not want to support you.
I do not want to support myself.
I do not want to lose weight.
I do not want to find employment.
I do not want to be better
I do not want to be a man.

Please continue providing me a place to live rent free, food, and even luxuries while I shit all over you.

Thanks,

-Fire.

P.S. If you don't you are hateful transphobic cis scum.
P.P.S Did you eat the last peanut butter pop-tart?  I thought we had talked about that.  I am very disappointed and Cat says you did it out of spite.  You should think about that.
Shit. I guess this has helped me realize my privilege even more. So that's some good come out of it.
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Re: Where are they now?- Doubtfire
« Reply #38 on: July 01, 2014, 01:58:19 PM »
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Re: Where are they now?- Doubtfire
« Reply #39 on: July 01, 2014, 01:58:42 PM »
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ruining their ability to use the T-slur

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Re: Where are they now?- Doubtfire
« Reply #40 on: July 01, 2014, 02:05:51 PM »
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@Fire83

I'm a marxist, a gamer, an aspie, and a would be educator. Disability Issues, class warfare, video games, LGBT issues. Anti-imperialism. Free Palestine.

Holy shit this tweet is the Internet c. 2014.

video games. free palestine. video games.

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Re: Where are they now?- Doubtfire
« Reply #41 on: July 01, 2014, 02:07:50 PM »
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Here's a tweet he re-tweeted:

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Real Life Ali @Artists_Ali    Jun 19

I demand fat women as the lead roles as romantic partners in rom coms. Not just another thin actress in a fat suit who takes the suit off

Oh yeah it's everyone's favorite pansy leftist with a fat fetish.
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Re: Where are they now?- Doubtfire
« Reply #42 on: July 01, 2014, 02:13:08 PM »
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If you are a fat, ugly man, why would you want to become a fat, ugly woman? Even that is a huge downgrade. At least fat, ugly guys can be enjoyable if they are funny.

You say that like he's a former athlete who got paunchy after 30.  No, he's creampuff fat, the kind of fat that's never pleasant, always smells like rotting meat and is a burden to everybody around him. 

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Re: Where are they now?- Doubtfire
« Reply #43 on: July 01, 2014, 02:16:46 PM »
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« Reply #44 on: July 01, 2014, 02:17:30 PM »
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Gathered some Tweets from Fire's GF now. She's definitely upset.

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That moment, when drinking your coffee, you realize your life has just completely changed due to the forces outside of you.

For better or worse, my heart has just been broken. I'm gonna need some time to sew it back together.

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Re: Where are they now?- Doubtfire
« Reply #45 on: July 01, 2014, 02:19:33 PM »
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Jesus fuck that is horrifying  :stonk:

Also, lol:

1) "marxistgamer"
2) "Also I believe in socialism but that's not particularly relevant to gaming."

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Re: Where are they now?- Doubtfire
« Reply #46 on: July 01, 2014, 02:23:12 PM »
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Fire up the ovens

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Re: Where are they now?- Doubtfire
« Reply #47 on: July 01, 2014, 02:29:08 PM »
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Gathered some Tweets from Fire's GF now. She's definitely upset.

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Missing: my heart. Last seen yesterday at 4 pm when my Pookaburra drove away, in tears, with the last of his belongings.

For the record, I'm against any organ transplant for the morbidly obese. They couldn't take care of the first one, why waste a second?

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Re: Where are they now?- Doubtfire
« Reply #48 on: July 01, 2014, 02:52:59 PM »
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Ahahaha, Ahahahaha, Ahahahaha, ahahahhha. Oh god I can't breathe. Ahahahaha, Ahahahaha, ahahahhha. (Gasping for air now) Ahahahaha, Ahahahaha, ahahahhha.

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Re: Where are they now?- Doubtfire
« Reply #49 on: July 01, 2014, 02:55:10 PM »
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Damn, this depressing/hilarious in equal measure.
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