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John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« on: February 10, 2015, 10:24:58 PM »
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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2015, 10:36:44 PM »
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"Oh please!  I'm nothing even close to being the "lefts version of Bill O'Reilly".  I'm not even a real journalist!  I'm just a comedian who does "fake news".  Let me assure you that none of my fans take what we do here seriously, as if it is real news.  My fans know I'm just doing a comedy act.  This isn't real journalism.  It's not fair to hold me to the same standards as you would a journalist like Bill O'Reilly.  Bill does political commentary, I just do pure comedy!  We are not even in the same ball park"
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Go fuck yourself Jon Stewart.  If you had the balls to just admit what you were, I wouldn't care.  I'd actually probably watch your show now and then even.  You are the left wing  :oreilly: plain and simple.  You aren't smarter than him.  You aren't more honest than him.  You aren't more independent than him.  YOU ARE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING PERSON, DOING THE EXACT SAME FUCKING SHOW.  Crazy partisan news commentary, with a very specific agenda, aimed at a very specific audience.  Admit what you are you dumb faggot and maybe I won't hate you so much.
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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2015, 10:39:34 PM »
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as jon stewart was very fond of saying "clown nose on, jew nose on"

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2015, 10:50:07 PM »
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lol Colbert leaves Comedy Central not even three months ago and now :stewart: announces he's leaving too? Goons must be suicidal right now.

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2015, 10:59:41 PM »
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I can't wait to see what affirmative action hire they'll bring on to replace him.  Then Comedy Central will wonder why ratings nosedive and then they will just replace the shows with reruns of South Park.

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2015, 11:03:14 PM »
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Now who else is going to tell liberals what to think so they feel smart?


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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2015, 11:03:52 PM »
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lol Colbert leaves Comedy Central not even three months ago and now :stewart: announces he's leaving too? Goons must be suicidal right now.

I guess this ends an era for Comedy Central.

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2015, 11:05:23 PM »
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I can't wait to see what affirmative action hire they'll bring on to replace him.  Then Comedy Central will wonder why ratings nosedive and then they will just replace the shows with reruns of South Park.

I'll put down a bet that the daily show will be handed off to their black female correspondent.

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2015, 11:09:57 PM »
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I was listening to the news this morning and they took a few seconds soundbite  from Jon Stewarts show in which every. single. fucking. line. that he said was followed by a laugh track. it felt so forced

I dont remember watching the Daily Show but that soundbite wont make me miss him for sure

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2015, 11:12:25 PM »
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"Oh please!  I'm nothing even close to being the "lefts version of Bill O'Reilly".  I'm not even a real journalist!  I'm just a comedian who does "fake news".  Let me assure you that none of my fans take what we do here seriously, as if it is real news.  My fans know I'm just doing a comedy act.  This isn't real journalism.  It's not fair to hold me to the same standards as you would a journalist like Bill O'Reilly.  Bill does political commentary, I just do pure comedy!  We are not even in the same ball park"
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Go fuck yourself Jon Stewart.  If you had the balls to just admit what you were, I wouldn't care.  I'd actually probably watch your show now and then even.  You are the left wing  :oreilly: plain and simple.  You aren't smarter than him.  You aren't more honest than him.  You aren't more independent than him.  YOU ARE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING PERSON, DOING THE EXACT SAME FUCKING SHOW.  Crazy partisan news commentary, with a very specific agenda, aimed at a very specific audience.  Admit what you are you dumb faggot and maybe I won't hate you so much.
Is that an actual quote? If so, cite? I really want that.
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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2015, 11:28:41 PM »
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I was listening to the news this morning and they took a few seconds soundbite  from Jon Stewarts show in which every. single. fucking. line. that he said was followed by a laugh track. it felt so forced

I dont remember watching the Daily Show but that soundbite wont make me miss him for sure

I used to watch him occasionally a few years ago until his show basically became nothing but airing soundbites & clips of someone/something with a quick cut back to Stewart rolling his eyes with an audience laugh behind it. It simply became unoriginal as fuck.

Maybe he finally realized this.

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2015, 11:52:23 PM »
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yeah i used to watch the show like, more than a decade ago and they used to have some funny stuff, but welp once obama got in they turned to shit because suddenly they weren't speaking 'truth to power', they were backing up the man against the opposition and just mouthpieces from the white house

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2015, 12:29:09 AM »
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Is that an actual quote? If so, cite? I really want that.

Nah, I paraphrased.   He says shit all the time though.  I guess you can go check out the  :oreilly: :stewart: interview from years ago for a taste.  O'Reilly basically says "oh come on, you have an obvious political agenda here right?  Just admit it!".  The response?

"I'm a comedy show that comes on after a cartoon, and before a show about muppets doing prank calls."  :smug:
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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2015, 01:08:33 AM »
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Finally, we can see the triumphant return of Craig Kilborn!

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2015, 01:20:15 AM »
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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2015, 07:59:54 AM »
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John never stopped campaigning for Obama and just turned into another news pundit. He basically gave up being a comedian all together. I stopped watching when I found myself agreeing more with the people he was criticizing and knew some of the things he was saying were factually incorrect. John served his purpose during the Bush era; then decided to continue jerking off his target audience rather than do anything meaningful. If he had updated the material...?
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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2015, 08:46:59 AM »
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This is great news considering Colbert's replacement is a  :smug: negro who is basically just doing a show berating white America and regurgitating the St Trayvon Gentle Giant Brown Black Lives Matter talking points (although he did lay into Cosby a bit).

The difference between his show and Colbert is that libs actually actively watched Colbert, they are just going to say they watch this dreck. They'll youtube the clips that go viral and that'll be about it. It'll never match Colbert's ratings.

Also the fact that he's black means he's beyond criticism of people like Chop Suey, so there's much less of a chance of a controversy providing those useful ratings spikes. And on top of it all, since he's black and its a black show (It was originally called 'The Minority Report' before CC realized that might be too exclusionary for ratings), CC can't cancel him over shit ratings because RACIST!

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2015, 09:20:14 AM »
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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2015, 01:50:08 PM »
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Is that an actual quote? If so, cite? I really want that.

Nah, I paraphrased.   He says shit all the time though.

My favorite example of this is when John Kerry was a guest on the Daily Show during the 2004 presidential campaign. John game him a real dicksucking milquetoast interview with questions like "How are you holding up".

A couple days later Stewart went on Crossfire with Tucker Carlson and got called out for asking Kerry such benign and uninteresting questions. His response was to hide behind "the show that leads into mine is puppets making prank phone calls", after which he immediately changed the subject to accusing the staff of Crossfire as being "partisan hacks", which is exactly what he just demonstrated himself to be by blowing John Kerry for 15 minutes.

If you're a significant enough voice to get a presidential candidate to come onto your show, you don't get to hide behind "I'z just a comic!"

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #19 on: February 11, 2015, 02:22:49 PM »
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yeah i used to watch the show like, more than a decade ago and they used to have some funny stuff, but welp once obama got in they turned to shit because suddenly they weren't speaking 'truth to power', they were backing up the man against the opposition and just mouthpieces from the white house

IIRC they lost a bunch of their good writers years ago and it became really apparent really quick.
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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #20 on: February 11, 2015, 02:44:01 PM »
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The news bit at the start is just staccato clips of politicians saying ridiculous or hypocritical things sandwiched by Stewart mugging for the camera. 

I always thought the correspondent bits were the funniest part of the show.  Stephen Colbert was by far the best but there were some others.

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2015, 03:25:01 PM »
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I can't wait to see what affirmative action hire they'll bring on to replace him.  Then Comedy Central will wonder why ratings nosedive and then they will just replace the shows with reruns of South Park.

Was gonna say some quota-filler will be put there, ratings tank, Comedy Central loses millions in bux.

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2015, 03:37:47 PM »
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"Oh please!  I'm nothing even close to being the "lefts version of Bill O'Reilly".  I'm not even a real journalist!  I'm just a comedian who does "fake news".  Let me assure you that none of my fans take what we do here seriously, as if it is real news.  My fans know I'm just doing a comedy act.  This isn't real journalism.  It's not fair to hold me to the same standards as you would a journalist like Bill O'Reilly.  Bill does political commentary, I just do pure comedy!  We are not even in the same ball park"
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Go fuck yourself Jon Stewart.  If you had the balls to just admit what you were, I wouldn't care.  I'd actually probably watch your show now and then even.  You are the left wing  :oreilly: plain and simple.  You aren't smarter than him.  You aren't more honest than him.  You aren't more independent than him.  YOU ARE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING PERSON, DOING THE EXACT SAME FUCKING SHOW.  Crazy partisan news commentary, with a very specific agenda, aimed at a very specific audience.  Admit what you are you dumb faggot and maybe I won't hate you so much.

O'Rielly and Stewart are friends IRL. They've regularly done charity events and tours together.

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #23 on: February 11, 2015, 03:39:04 PM »
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He's going to release some BIG ISSUE™ documentary then run for congress.

Is there any doubt about this? It's like Al Gore and Al Franken had a jewish manbaby.

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #24 on: February 11, 2015, 04:45:58 PM »
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O'Rielly and Stewart are friends IRL. They've regularly done charity events and tours together.

 :adam: and  :stewart: are also good friends.  Jon Stewart IRL probably isn't as liberal as he is on the show but being a faggot for Obama pays the bills.  Like most shows that go on for extended periods of time, it's just easier to phone it in, collect a paycheck, and not rock the boat.