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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #50 on: February 18, 2015, 10:31:20 PM »
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Hey, how is the Johnny Oliver show doing? Cause for what little I have seen it appears to be him standing on a soap box while barking talking points at the audience.
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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #51 on: February 18, 2015, 11:02:34 PM »
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Hey, how is the Johnny Oliver show doing? Cause for what little I have seen it appears to be him standing on a soap box while barking talking points at the audience.
I watched the first few episodes, and some of it was pretty funny. But yeah, his delivery got old. HEY HERE'S A JOKE! LET ME EXPLAIN THE JOKE OVER AND OVER! IN DETAIL! OH, I HAD AN INTERN MAKE A PHOTOSHOP OF THE JOKE! SEE?? LET ME EXPLAIN THAT, TOO! LOOK THERE'S THE PUNCHLINE!

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #52 on: February 18, 2015, 11:16:00 PM »
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Oliver is doing well in the ratings fwiw, he'll be around a bit.

I'm more curious if Wilmore can make it. His debut episode (figure with all the hype and whatnot) was below Colbert's average viewership for 2014. He's also been kinda lame when I watch him.

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #53 on: February 19, 2015, 12:39:25 AM »
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oh, goons :allears:

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #54 on: February 19, 2015, 12:47:30 AM »
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They already did that with Colbert's replacement.

My money is on a white woman.  However, The Daily Show is very important to the heebs at Comedy Central so this time they may buck the SJW outrage and fill the role with the most qualified person aka a white cis male.

Maybe your post contains the real answer: a Jew comedienne.
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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #55 on: February 19, 2015, 01:34:11 AM »
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They already did that with Colbert's replacement.

My money is on a white woman.  However, The Daily Show is very important to the heebs at Comedy Central so this time they may buck the SJW outrage and fill the role with the most qualified person aka a white cis male.

As pozzy as show business is, it's still a business. If they do go for some broad or a black guy, it's almost certainly going to be a big name and not someone like that smug negress correspondent think piece writers and tumblr users love so much.
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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #56 on: February 19, 2015, 05:11:49 AM »
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Hey, how is the Johnny Oliver show doing? Cause for what little I have seen it appears to be him standing on a soap box while barking talking points at the audience.

That faggot has never been funny and his teeth are almost as fucked up as his accent.

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #57 on: February 19, 2015, 06:26:16 AM »
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As pozzy as show business is, it's still a business. If they do go for some broad or a black guy, it's almost certainly going to be a big name and not someone like that smug negress correspondent think piece writers and tumblr users love so much.

The irony of goons incessant whining for a minority to take over is that literally all of their favorite comedians are white dudes.  More importantly, they were white dudes who weren't given cushy no-fail gigs at established shows like TDS.  Jon Stewart took a mildly popular cable show and turned it into a mainstream hit.  Colbert built the 11:30 spot out of nothing.   Goon-favorite Scott Aukerman started with a fucking podcast of all things.   Andy Daly is another internet guy/writer who got famous doing lowkey shit.  At the end of the day, all these white guys didn't become mainstream hits because they were given spots on popular shows; they built their popularity and mainstream acceptance from the ground up.  And its not unreasonable to expect the same thing from the minorities they're getting all hot and bothered about (but don't actually like).

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #58 on: February 19, 2015, 09:46:56 AM »
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Hey, how is the Johnny Oliver show doing? Cause for what little I have seen it appears to be him standing on a soap box while barking talking points at the audience.

HBO signed him to 2017 as soon as it was announced Stewart was leaving. They are smart enough to lock that down because they know he would be best replacement. His new show has a batter format than TDS because it isn't broken into segments by commercials and he can swear. Also there isn't an interview with some random scrub every episode. It isnt really a comedy show anymore though he mostly spends 2/3rd of the show ranting about a single issue like pharmaceutical or tobacco companies.

They already did that with Colbert's replacement.

My money is on a white woman.  However, The Daily Show is very important to the heebs at Comedy Central so this time they may buck the SJW outrage and fill the role with the most qualified person aka a white cis male.

Maybe your post contains the real answer: a Jew comedienne.

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #59 on: February 19, 2015, 10:09:48 AM »
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I have seen the John Oliver show a few times and while it certainly gets goony as fuck, it's not nearly as bad as I thought it would be.  Every time I've seen his standup it's 90 minutes of him SCREAMING about how "stupid" Christians are.

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #60 on: February 19, 2015, 12:19:26 PM »
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It isnt really a comedy show anymore though he mostly spends 2/3rd of the show ranting about a single issue like pharmaceutical or tobacco companies.

John Oliver is the new TED talk. It's a format that's approachable but makes people walk away feeling super educated even though they've only really been armed with a quick snapshot from one super-biased side of the topic. Then they brag to their co-workers the next day about how informed they are. Every water cooler doofus shows up to work with some AMAZING facts chambered up about how the Lottery doesn't actually contribute much to education funds, or Pharmo companies spend more on ads than research, and thinks they're some kind political genius, when really all they did was soak up a 12 minute rant entitled HERE'S HOW TO THINK

It can be funny at times but making people feel informed / educated / accomplished on a topic that they actually know nothing about is arguably worse than leaving them totally uninformed.

John Oliver fans are the political version of I Fucking Love Science. A bunch of faggots who think they're astrophysicists because they watched a mystical space negro jesus talk about telescopes for 8 minutes.

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #61 on: February 19, 2015, 01:13:22 PM »
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They already did that with Colbert's replacement.

My money is on a white woman.  However, The Daily Show is very important to the heebs at Comedy Central so this time they may buck the SJW outrage and fill the role with the most qualified person aka a white cis male.

Maybe your post contains the real answer: a Jew comedienne.

Well as has been established, the only funny women come in 3 categories - fat, ugly or jewish

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #62 on: February 19, 2015, 01:25:47 PM »
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Comedy Central can't afford to have TDS fail, and I think Colbert's replacement show is already heading down that path. I've come around from my initial prediction of the black female correspondent taking over and think they will stick with a brand name white male. The thing CC needs to know (and I'll bet they already do) is that the wailing goons will still watch TDS regardless of the host's race or gender. They'll bitch about it for a while - while still tuning in every night of the week.

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #63 on: February 19, 2015, 01:55:56 PM »
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Don't even give a fuck that he's on the ass-opposite end of the political spectrum, but Bill Burr would make for a fantastic parody news host. He already pretty much does just that in his routines.

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #64 on: February 19, 2015, 02:04:38 PM »
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Don't even give a fuck that he's on the ass-opposite end of the political spectrum, but Bill Burr would make for a fantastic parody news host. He already pretty much does just that in his routines.

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In terms of raw skill, Bill Burr has nosed ahead of Louis CK and Jim Jeffries (two of my favorites) in my opinion, and is the comic I would be most excited to see live now. His last 3 specials were absolutely red-hot early Eddie Murphy levels of scorching.


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The best possible choice would be Norm MacDonald. I don't really care about sports but his 2011 sports show was hysterical. Also, he would come out and do A+++ apolitical shit like this (@ 3:00):

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #65 on: February 19, 2015, 02:17:57 PM »
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Don't even give a fuck that he's on the ass-opposite end of the political spectrum, but Bill Burr would make for a fantastic parody news host. He already pretty much does just that in his routines.

Bill Burr would be perfect replacement for Stewart on the opposite end of the spectrum. All the turboliberals would be afraid to go on his show because of what he would ask them. Meanwhile he would be able to score all sorts of interviews with conservatives that Steward never could.

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #66 on: February 19, 2015, 02:45:01 PM »
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Even better, give the job to Anthony Cumia and watch the internet spontaneously combust.
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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #67 on: February 19, 2015, 04:20:01 PM »
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Even better, give the job to Anthony Cumia and watch the internet spontaneously combust.

That would be the best outcome.
she has an weird expression (or face) and i'm just not into it at all :shrug:

i mean im not saying she's ugly or wouldn't bang, she's utterly forgettable to me and deffo not my type

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edit 2: wait wait seriously i just reread the page and is she really 15? i thought that he was joking at first but is he actually serious? because take that fucking picture down if it's the case you fucking weirdo what the fuck

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #68 on: February 19, 2015, 04:28:57 PM »
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It would immediately highlight the hypocrisy of progressives they are fine with a liberal pretending to be a conservative but the reverse is "problematic".

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #69 on: February 19, 2015, 05:37:28 PM »
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Don't even give a fuck that he's on the ass-opposite end of the political spectrum, but Bill Burr would make for a fantastic parody news host. He already pretty much does just that in his routines.


man, not only would this be worth watching, but Bill Burr is basically internet-outrage-proof because he gets his black girlfriend to come on and dose out realtalk any time someone's feelings get hurt

also 'ginger' must be close to being a recognized minority by now. Come on Comedy Central

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #70 on: February 19, 2015, 06:54:41 PM »
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Don't even give a fuck that he's on the ass-opposite end of the political spectrum, but Bill Burr would make for a fantastic parody news host. He already pretty much does just that in his routines.


man, not only would this be worth watching, but Bill Burr is basically internet-outrage-proof because he gets his black girlfriend to come on and dose out realtalk any time someone's feelings get hurt

also 'ginger' must be close to being a recognized minority by now. Come on Comedy Central

Even better - they're married now.

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« Reply #71 on: February 19, 2015, 07:44:38 PM »
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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #72 on: February 19, 2015, 08:20:25 PM »
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The thing CC needs to know (and I'll bet they already do) is that the wailing goons will still watch TDS regardless of the host's race or gender. They'll bitch about it for a while - while still tuning in every night of the week.

I'm not so sure this is true.  The SJW goons will obviously fall all over themselves to compliment the black female host, and say how funny she is and how wonderful the show is.  But if the show sucks, they won't actually watch it.  They will pretend they watch it, and will throw an over the top shit-fit if the show gets canceled, but they themselves will be watching a better show.

Exactly the same thing that happened with Selma vs American Sniper.

    "ARRRRG Why didn't Selma make as much money as American Sniper???  This outcome is based on PURE RACISM!   Me?  Well yeah I saw American Sniper opening night.  I had to see that movie in order to experience the HORRIBLE RACISM for myself.   Selma?  Well.... technically I didn't actually go see Selma.... YET!   But I read all about how awesome it was online and I totally plan to see it very soon.  Once that shit comes out on HBO I'll totally watch it!"
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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #73 on: February 20, 2015, 03:03:13 AM »
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The one redeeming quality of Jon Stewart is that he doesn't think people should be fired for saying that the Jews control the media, and other things.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_qJiReI8hU

Even better, give the job to Anthony Cumia and watch the internet spontaneously combust.

That would be the best outcome.


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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #74 on: February 20, 2015, 07:50:40 AM »
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