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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #525 on: August 15, 2016, 07:47:17 PM »
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Samantha Bee's obnoxious :ultlibrage: antics like this (attacking guns) are why her ratings have become so minuscule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t88X1pYQu-I

That was right after the Orlando terrorist attack. People are done with this garbage. Samantha Bee will probably cry sexism after she inevitably gets shitcanned like Wilmore. 

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #526 on: August 15, 2016, 08:33:20 PM »
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The second amendment is the gateway to change the first amendment, remember words are weapons too.

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #527 on: August 15, 2016, 09:27:34 PM »
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There's also a thing with white shitlibs where I think they get uncomfortable when minorities start digging into white people.  They're okay with Stephen Colbert and I love cock more thanJon Stewartdoes doing it but when Trevor Noah does it, it hits them on a racial level that makes them feel uncomfortable.  It's like talking shit to your buddies vs. talking shit to a random stranger.  I think it unnerves a lot of libs and so they change the channel.  Although Oliver and Bee are doing shitty so the audience is just moving on in general.  I'm guessing they fill it with one more diversity hire and when that tanks, just show reruns of Tosh.0, South Park, Key and Peele, etc.

The problem is also when Colbert and Stewart do it, its a normal self-depreciating comedian thing (not to mention they are talented and you know they really don't hate white people). Noah and Willmore don't have that advantage, so they have to make sure that when they do it, they don't come off as it being genuine dislike (or implied genuine dislike) as well as it being, you know funny. The problem is that neither of them are talented enough to do this. So even if they don't hate white people, their jokes come off like they do or basically just unfunny garbage that shits on white people. If you're shitting on people you really don't like (or are pretending to or whatever), at least be funny about it. In comedy, you can make a joke about anything. As long as its fucking funny.

Its like the guy that tells a 'racist joke' that isn't funny or a good joke, but is basically just thinly veiled angry racism. It makes everyone uncomfortable. In real life, you sometimes don't have the option to walk away. But when watching TV, you can change the channel.

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #528 on: August 15, 2016, 09:39:27 PM »
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Nightly Show Cancelled!

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“I’m really grateful to Comedy Central, Jon Stewart, and our fans to have had this opportunity,” Wilmore said in a statement. “But I’m also saddened and surprised we won’t be covering this crazy election or ‘The Unblackening’ as we’ve coined it. And keeping it 100, I guess I hadn’t counted on ‘The Unblackening’ happening to my time slot as well.”




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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #529 on: August 16, 2016, 09:28:08 AM »
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Man look at the resume posted in that article, from Senior Black Correspondent to Black*ish to The Minority Report, a whole decade of being black as his only marketable skill.

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #530 on: August 16, 2016, 03:11:54 PM »
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Larry Wilmore a nigga crying that his gibs were cut off before he had enough for retirement.

Seriously thank god, even if you are magically immune to all bias and racism Nightly Show just wasn't funny.

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #531 on: May 13, 2017, 10:37:50 AM »
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Larry Wilmore got demoted to a podcast

https://theringer.com/larry-wilmore-black-on-the-air-podcast-d9c4bfa76be6

and now CC has some new social justice show called "Problematic" and its host is named Moshe. Don't bother googling anything about it, even shitlibs think its horrible. They cancel Jeselnik's show to make way for this shit. [((fantastic))]

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #532 on: May 13, 2017, 11:28:03 PM »
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I remember Moshe Kasher.  He used to cohost a podcast with potatonigger Neal Brennan called The Champs.  They would interview various black comedians, athletes, etc.  Neal Brennan has worked a lot with black comedians, namely Dave Chappelle.  So it was mostly Brennan who knew these people but Kasher was a clinger on.  So it would be Brennan shooting the shit with people like Chris Rock while Kasher would ask questions that kikes would like, especially social justice.  Whenever the guest would make some point about social justice, Kasher would practically bust a nut then and there.  Mostly these nignogs wanted to talk about other things so it would mostly be between the guest and Brennan.  I had no idea why Kasher was even a cohost except that the chosen people always find a way to piggyback off of the work of others to propel their own careers.

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #533 on: May 22, 2017, 07:37:31 PM »
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http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2009/05/anthony_weiner_vs_jon_stewart.html

Jon Stewart used to be roommates with Anthony Weiner. Explains so, so much.


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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #534 on: May 23, 2017, 06:26:07 AM »
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A perv warning from Trump is just the tops.

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #535 on: June 26, 2017, 09:18:02 AM »
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Comedy Central's night line up will be Tosh.0, a 50/50 of a whiney South Park season, Trevor Noah missing softball pitches and this guy.

If you thought that was more of a chuckle than a poz burst, I couldn't find the commercial where he jokes that we need a white history month to spend guilt-tripping white people over slavery.
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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #536 on: June 26, 2017, 06:15:31 PM »
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Jim Jefferies had a special last year where most of it was spent whining about Donald Trump and flyover country.

I thought Legit was a good show but fuck this Pozztrailian cunt.

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #537 on: June 26, 2017, 09:09:24 PM »
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Jim Jefferies had a special last year where most of it was spent whining about Donald Trump and flyover country.

I thought Legit was a good show but fuck this Pozztrailian cunt.

It's really sad thinking back to how many awesome comedians I heard growing up getting their start on O&A. They were awesome and had some great material. Then, as soon as they got a smidge of fame, they went full on FUCK AMERICANS LIBERALISM #1.

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #538 on: June 26, 2017, 11:26:41 PM »
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Just think of how much ass you have to kiss and how many dicks you have to suck to be able to rise to the top.  Think about having to make sure you are on Shlomo Shekelbergsteinwitzbaum's good side at all times or else you won't get another casting call again.  Think about how many careers got ruined because they admitted they were a conservative?  So if you get asked to make a LOL CHEETO HITLER DRUMPF joke, you bet your ass they'll make that joke.  Anything to make sure that you don't have to headline with AOA at the local Funny Bone.

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #539 on: June 26, 2017, 11:53:06 PM »
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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #540 on: June 27, 2017, 05:43:07 AM »
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I was working the same club with Jeffries one night.  Some broad wanted to fuck me because my comedy got her all hot and bothered, but I had to take a massive piss so I told her to go wait in my Buick while I used the bathroom.  I go into the bathroom to drain the ol' pipe and Jeffries comes in after me and uses the urinal next to mine.  He tells me he likes my set and says I should be on the Tonight Show.  Not Fallon's Tonight Show; Carson's.  He gets done before me, shakes once, twice.  On the third shake, a droplet of piss falls on my shoe.  He then walks out without saying anything, but he fucking knows what he did. 

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Re: John Stewart leaves The Daily Show.
« Reply #541 on: June 27, 2017, 09:03:52 AM »
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Just think of how much ass you have to kiss and how many dicks you have to suck to be able to rise to the top.  Think about having to make sure you are on Shlomo Shekelbergsteinwitzbaum's good side at all times or else you won't get another casting call again.  Think about how many careers got ruined because they admitted they were a conservative?  So if you get asked to make a LOL CHEETO HITLER DRUMPF joke, you bet your ass they'll make that joke.  Anything to make sure that you don't have to headline with AOA at the local Funny Bone.

Yeah, its pretty sad. Its unlikely we'll see the rise of another Tim Allen in mainstream culture this generation, much less another Sam Kinison. They'll have to rise up through youtube/twitter, and even then could get banned for almost no reason.

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I was working the same club with Jeffries one night.  Some broad wanted to fuck me because my comedy got her all hot and bothered, but I had to take a massive piss so I told her to go wait in my Buick while I used the bathroom.  I go into the bathroom to drain the ol' pipe and Jeffries comes in after me and uses the urinal next to mine.  He tells me he likes my set and says I should be on the Tonight Show.  Not Fallon's Tonight Show; Carson's.  He gets done before me, shakes once, twice.  On the third shake, a droplet of piss falls on my shoe.  He then walks out without saying anything, but he fucking knows what he did.


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