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I'm going to assume that at this point Conan is just sleepwalking through the whole thing much like Leno and Letterman did at this point in their late night show careers.

I'll give Conan some credit: he hasn't turned into a weepy faggot like Kimmel or a derpy blowhard like Colbert.  I'm sure he is a shitlib supreme but the cringe that gets generated from Kimmel and Colbert these days is embarrassing.  I never thought that Jimmy Fallon wouldn't be the absolute worst at something but there you go.
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The fall of Jimmy Kimmel is stunning.

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The fall of Jimmy Kimmel is stunning.

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Looks like ABC is trying to reverse course on cancelling Last Man Standing.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDMhiFGls48" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDMhiFGls48</a>

This entire ad is them making some sort of siren song to conservatives. Like, how about you just didn't cancel the whole ONE singular conservative comedy you had succeeding in the first place?

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I'm going to assume that at this point Conan is just sleepwalking through the whole thing much like Leno and Letterman did at this point in their late night show careers.

I'll give Conan some credit: he hasn't turned into a weepy faggot like Kimmel or a derpy blowhard like Colbert.  I'm sure he is a shitlib supreme but the cringe that gets generated from Kimmel and Colbert these days is embarrassing.  I never thought that Jimmy Fallon wouldn't be the absolute worst at something but there you go.
Conan seems to have an air of bitterness around him IMO. I will give him credit for not going full Jimmy though.
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Hard to blame him after what NBC did to him and now he's languishing on a basic cable network.

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Reminder: 

This was Jimmy Kimmel 20 years ago.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=old9udgHDMs" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=old9udgHDMs</a>

And how he has been completely castrated.

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Reminder: 

This was Jimmy Kimmel 20 years ago.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=old9udgHDMs" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=old9udgHDMs</a>

And how he has been completely castrated.

:myecred:


It was dumb and simplistic and reduces men to idiot beasts chained to their basest desires and

HOLY SHIT! IS THAT CINDY CRAWFORD TALKING ABOUT TOILET REPAIR???

https://youtu.be/old9udgHDMs?t=1072

:allears:  Oh Man Show, you (and the girls on trampolines) are missed.

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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iG87m0qox6A" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iG87m0qox6A</a>

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Good for him. Fuck er.

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Now *that* is funny.

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"I don't know who that was" made me lol

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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iG87m0qox6A" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iG87m0qox6A</a>

I sometimes realize that it's probably a good thing for my personal interactions that I don't have "fuck you" amounts of money. I would blow off SO many people...

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Saw Dana Carvey's "Straight White Male" on Netflix last night. Well, about 30 minutes of it. He starts, first thing, with lampooning Trump. It honestly wasn't that harsh, but it wasn't really funny.He then picked on Bush and then obama. It was all pretty tepid but of course he had to suck obama's dick. And that was when I realized he's starting to look like a lesbian. He also allows his son to curse at him and makes jokes about how they are mentally unmotivated and vacuous. He says things about his sons that I would be humiliated to know about my kid.

Anyway, it was on in the background while I was cooking but eventually I turned it off because it just wasn't funny. I really liked him on SNL but damn, he's faded.
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Saw Dana Carvey's "Straight White Male" on Netflix last night. Well, about 30 minutes of it. He starts, first thing, with lampooning Trump. It honestly wasn't that harsh, but it wasn't really funny.He then picked on Bush and then obama. It was all pretty tepid but of course he had to suck obama's dick. And that was when I realized he's starting to look like a lesbian. He also allows his son to curse at him and makes jokes about how they are mentally unmotivated and vacuous. He says things about his sons that I would be humiliated to know about my kid.

Anyway, it was on in the background while I was cooking but eventually I turned it off because it just wasn't funny. I really liked him on SNL but damn, he's faded.

Yeah when I saw that title I knew it was going to be a shitshow.

See also: Female "comedians" that name their standup specials after how much of a bitch they are

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Now you've got me thinking there's a niche waiting for the first female comedian to tell good jokes about what a polite and feminine woman she is.

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About 2 out of every 10 of those Netflix standups are good, the rest are awful.

Not gonna lie, I wanted to hate the Michael Che standup, but it was pretty funny. My favorite bit was something about how people are so worried about disappearing gorillas, and if all the gorillas disappeared, if the news didn't report it, you would never know, so stuff like that shouldn't affect you so much.

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Now you've got me thinking there's a niche waiting for the first female comedian to tell good jokes about what a polite and feminine woman she is.

I always thought Kitty was one of the funnier characters on That 70s Show just because of this. That show was pretty based. The Foreman's being the typical nuclear family who stuck together while Pinciotti's crumbled over post-modern degeneracy.
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Hey, AoA, Drinkerton, or whatever, what's your take on Father Guido Sarducci? I think he's hilarious. You?

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTHpChltQzI" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTHpChltQzI</a>
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Oh most def. Very funny character. The routine he did on Gilda Radner's variety special was great.

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Oh most def. Very funny character. The routine he did on Gilda Radner's variety special was great.

How would you compare and contrast Sarducci with other "character" comics like, say, Larry the Cable Guy or Andrew "Dice" Clay? Not just in terms of material, but in theor approach to the craft and character?
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Oh most def. Very funny character. The routine he did on Gilda Radner's variety special was great.

How would you compare and contrast Sarducci with other "character" comics like, say, Larry the Cable Guy or Andrew "Dice" Clay? Not just in terms of material, but in theor approach to the craft and character?

I used to shit on character comics, but I've softened up a lot on them now. Its fucking hard to create a truly good character, and make millions of people happy with it. I sure as fuck haven't done it. :shrug:


So there is this legendary comic I've always heard about, who is long dead, but I always wished I could have seen. As described by Jeff Foxworthy:




This is from a book I read about a decade ago, and googling the guy came up with nothing, save for a few people mentioning having seen his cassettes at truck stops. I had forgotten him for years until today, and googled again, and last year someone uploaded a full set of his onto youtube.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_auw7TDNRc" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_auw7TDNRc</a>

Kinda shit quality but still, its nice to see an old road dog.



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I'm only 2 minutes in, and this guy rules. lol
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I was just playing Friday the 13th with some randoms, and I got a limey from Bristol in groupchat. Nice guy. I asked him wtf is up with the Muslims and he sighed and sadly just said he doesn't know and he's stick of Pakis in his neighborhood. When it came to me being a comedian, he said "You need to be careful what you say onstage as a comedian. Some guy in Paris got brought up on charges for what he said at an open mic, and another guy here in UK got arrested over jokes on twitter".

I told the dude I'm a Yankee and I can say whateeeeeeeever the fuck I want onstage, there was no chance of me getting arrested. First amendment. And like, the concept of truly free speech (dude sounded 19 or 20) was so fucking foreign to him he didn't fully grasp it. He thought that "free speech" over here was just some unofficial idea and we had to mind our Ps and Qs just like they did. I told him you can straight up go onstage and say fuck Islam and fuck Muslims for 20 straight minutes and they couldn't arrest you for it.

Dude didn't believe me and told me he was gonna look it up later, after sending me a friend request. I look forward to the followup.

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Wow, it's true. Brits just can't into freedom.